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Google Home Ends A Domestic Dispute By Calling The Police (gizmodo.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Gizmodo: According to ABC News, officers were called to a home outside Albuquerque, New Mexico this week when a Google Home called 911 and the operator heard a confrontation in the background. Police say that Eduardo Barros was house-sitting at the residence with his girlfriend and their daughter. Barros allegedly pulled a gun on his girlfriend when they got into an argument and asked her: "Did you call the sheriffs?" Google Home apparently heard "call the sheriffs," and proceeded to call the sheriffs. A SWAT team arrived at the home and after negotiating for hours, they were able to take Barros into custody... "The unexpected use of this new technology to contact emergency services has possibly helped save a life," Bernalillo County Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III said in a statement.
"It's easy to imagine police getting tired of being called to citizen's homes every time they watch the latest episode of Law and Order," quips Gizmodo. But they also call the incident "a clear reminder that smart home devices are always listening."

256 comments

  1. Won't be long now by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Coming soon, a law that mandates that all homes be equipped with one of these devices as well as prison sentences for those who attempt to disable them. For the sake of the children, of course. "You are the dead!"

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    1. Re:Won't be long now by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      I am waiting for someone to post an article about when visiting someones' house and another someone says "Display last web site visited". Google home will then turn on the smart TV, open a web browser, and visit the last site the home owner visited. Might be kind of amusing on how that article will turn out.

    2. Re:Won't be long now by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

      XKCD should receive "first post" for this. Or possibly claim an infringement of copyright for the story?

      https://xkcd.com/1807/

    3. Re:Won't be long now by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stop overreacting. How do crazy people like you come up with this garbage? Seriously though, they don't need this stuff because the NSA is already listening to your every word thanks to the radios in your fillings. ;)

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    4. Re:Won't be long now by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      viewing goatse.cx

    5. Re:Won't be long now by dead_user · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's just Ctrl-Shift-T in Chrome. It reopens up to the last 10 tabs that were closed. VERY handy feature for when you hit the wrong X. Many people freak out when they see me pull up those tabs they thought were closed though.

      Fun stuff!

    6. Re: Won't be long now by dougdonovan · · Score: 0

      im impressed, the 911 operator actually did their job and did not hang up because of their low hourly wage.

    7. Re:Won't be long now by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, George Orwell probably deserves "first post" honors.

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    8. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reopens up to the last 10 tabs that were closed. VERY handy feature for when you hit the wrong X.

      Watching where I click works really well for me.

    9. Re:Won't be long now by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then, coming a little later -- perhaps 20 minutes into the future -- we'll have a Max Headroom situation...

      In the future, an oligarchy of television networks rules the world. Even the government functions primarily as a puppet of the network executives, serving mainly to pass laws — such as banning "off" switches on televisions — that protect and consolidate the networks' power.

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    10. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      im impressed, the 911 operator actually did their job and did not hang up because of their low hourly wage.

      Too bad. In the long-run big picture, it may be a good thing to have some natural selection against women who are attracted to assholes. Lots of women falsely think being aggressive and/or violent is "manly". It would better our species. Just like most (nearly all?) other mammals, most mating is based on females' choices, it is assumed the male wants to mate.

      Well, anyway she sure knows how to pick 'em! Maybe he was a jock or had a nice fat bank account. I wonder, how many kindhearted gentlemen did she say "let's just be friends" to?

      BTW the Slashdot crowd is genearlly rather spiteful and when you make a point they don't like they quickly try to make things personal. So I'll say up-front I'm in a happy relationship with a beautiful woman and I treat her well. So sorry if that makes it harder to launch an ad hominem - maybe you can try to tell me why you disagree with me (like an adult) instead?

    11. Re:Won't be long now by PPH · · Score: 2

      Only members of the Inner Party may turn off their telescreens.

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    12. Re:Won't be long now by Kjella · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that before or after Futurama 3x04? Because I thought of this:

      Farnsworth: "Shut up friends! My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries."

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    13. Re:Won't be long now by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Wait Philip J. Fry was in a movie in futurama? Or was that something they made up for the bit?

      I'm pretty sure i've seen every episode but I don't remember that.

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    14. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the liberals long awaited Panopticon.

    15. Re:Won't be long now by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 3, Informative

      That phrase was in Luck of the Fryish. The movie about Philip J Fry was about Fry's Nephew.

    16. Re:Won't be long now by Zaelath · · Score: 2

      Episode was: The Luck of the Fryrish
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    17. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you use the mouse to open and close tabs? That's like a baby's toy.

    18. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's natural for women to be attracted to strong men that can defeat other males in combat, thus proving their ability to defend the female and their offspring. These women seem unable to determine which of these males has the self control to hold off on attacking them, however.

    19. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claims to treat women well and yet reduces the mating habits of humans to prehistoric times to make a point... You sure there's not more to the picture than raw strength? It's not like all women like all the same things. Of course, that's an unpopular opinion on sausagefests like Slashdot; the intelligent women know better.

      I, too, am in a positive relationship but I'll never assume it was just one thing that got me there.

    20. Re:Won't be long now by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Thanks to you both.
      I've seen that episode I just didn't remember there being a movie.

      IMHO he should have kept the clover anyway it would have made for an interesting episode.

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    21. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The republicans have a hard-on for bedroom and bathroom laws, but liberals want a Panopticon...one wonders what else there is to see?

    22. Re:Won't be long now by dargaud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I tried it recently at a friend's house when I noticed he had Alexa. He matter of factly followed it with "Alexa, cancel order", which led me to believe it wasn't the 1st time.

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    23. Re:Won't be long now by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I am waiting for someone to post an article about when visiting someones' house and another someone says "Display last web site visited". Google home will then turn on the smart TV, open a web browser, and visit the last site the home owner visited. Might be kind of amusing on how that article will turn out.

      What's so bad about that? Burger King already triggered a bunch of Google Home devices a month ago to much amusement and anger. (And Google blocked it - I tried it when Google Home was released in Canada - it woke up, then did the spinny thing when asked to talk about the whopper.).

      Heck, I found a set of commands that are fun. First, "OK google, crank it up". (Sets the volume to max). Then "OK google, play some music" (obvious). Then "OK google, privacy mode". This turns off the microphone, so it stops responding. This requires actually going to the device and hitting the button while listening to something.

    24. Re: Won't be long now by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      the intelligent women know better.

      And now just go back through your everyday experience and assume that intelligent women are no more frequent than intelligent men...

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    25. Re:Won't be long now by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      Then, coming a little later -- perhaps 20 minutes into the future -- we'll have a Max Headroom situation...

      In the future, an oligarchy of television networks rules the world. Even the government functions primarily as a puppet of the network executives, serving mainly to pass laws — such as banning "off" switches on televisions — that protect and consolidate the networks' power.

      Is anyone else wondering why this series never has any re-runs or is not available on DVD? (except some questionable japanese or something version) Even the usual go-tos for less legal outlets like youtube only have some crappy capture of a TV recording on VHS.

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    26. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this story is a good reason to NEVER have one of these devices in any home.

    27. Re:Won't be long now by antdude · · Score: 1

      Or in Mozilla's Gecko engine web browsers to restore windows and tabs. I wished restoring would work with secured forms since someitmes those datas get cleared. :(

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    28. Re:Won't be long now by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Mandate? Perish the thought. It will just become so inconvenient to lead your life without it. Much as those tracking devices everyone of us has in hits pockets. You won't be able to buy anything online anymore or order a pizza. Or at the very least it will cost a lot more doing it via phone or internet.

      People will want those things and even pay for the privilege of having them.

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    29. Re:Won't be long now by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And even them only for a while.

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    30. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop abusing your SO.

    31. Re:Won't be long now by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      I tried watching the show a year or so ago... When they hacked into the men's toilet via the sewer pipe, I turned it off and deleted the whole thing :D.

    32. Re:Won't be long now by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      If you do not find anything wrong with someone else using your device, then you have nothing to worry about. This is just to point out that even convenient technologies may have its inconveniences, if not embarrassing results for some. However, the privacy mode does seem to mitigate these type of scenarios, but then it kind of loses its convenience until it goes into public mode again.

    33. Re:Won't be long now by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Did he follow you around the whole time making sure that you didn't slyly order stuff while he wasn't listening?

      Who leaves their terminal unlocked and logged into Amazon and their email without any kind of protection?

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    34. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming soon to a reality near you...

      Family goes on vacation. Burglar orders stuff from Amazon or Dominos or whatever is available. Burglar signs for the shipments and leaves.

    35. Re:Won't be long now by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for an article about a new form of SWATting where the victims' TV calls police to storm their home and shoot their dog(s) and family.

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    36. Re:Won't be long now by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Images of 1980s Amanda Pays were found to be causing dangerous breakdowns in worker productivity.

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    37. Re:Won't be long now by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I make my own pizza you insensitive clod.

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    38. Re: Won't be long now by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Claims to treat women well and yet reduces the mating habits of humans to prehistoric times to make a point... You sure there's not more to the picture than raw strength? It's not like all women like all the same things,

      Whether all women do or not is irrelevant. It's not about you; not everything is. Statistics show which men get to father the most children, and that's generally not the mild men. That men on average are larger than women is also evidence in itself. If there were no advantage for men to be bigger and stronger than their rival men, they wouldn't be. Evolution works relatively fast; a few dozen generations should show a markedly shift from bigger and stronger men if it didn't have an advantage, due to disadvantages like requiring more food. And if they have an advantage, it follows that women select for that advantage to increase the chances of their male children. The women who don't will have fewer successful male offspring.

      Women like to think they're in control, but are as much slaves to the biological imperative as men are. There's no "going beyond evolutionary programming", because evolution selects against that.

    39. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad you could join us, faggot!

    40. Re:Won't be long now by houghi · · Score: 2

      Why turn it into a law when people hand over their rights willingly? It is so much easier to do it this way.
      Just change the law to say that it is like speaking in public.

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    41. Re:Won't be long now by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate the hard working people at the pizza delivery service? What has the poor guy done to you, that tries to make a living by carrying those greasy cardboard boxes to you that you wish to deprive him of his meager income? Don't you have no heart that you want to take away his chance to clog it with arteriosclerosis?

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    42. Re: Won't be long now by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Lots of women falsely think being aggressive and/or violent is "manly".

      That describes our culture in general, if you hadn't noticed.

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    43. Re: Won't be long now by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      It is the liberals long awaited Panopticon.

      LOL, you think only liberals want a panopticon?

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    44. Re:Won't be long now by nnet · · Score: 1

      because the nsa cannot send cops to stop domestic abuse in progress.

    45. Re:Won't be long now by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Ha! The joke's on you! They are all about to be replaced with robot-trucks anyway.

      Also, I'm self-sufficient in the clogging department, thank you very much.

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    46. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indubitably. just as natural selection will weed out the gender ambiguous. natural selection doesn't care how you 'feel' or what you think you 'identify' as.

    47. Re: Won't be long now by nnet · · Score: 1

      everybody does, especially the ones with that fake cheese goo all over it.

    48. Re:Won't be long now by jodido · · Score: 0

      ctrl-shift-t only opens the last tab, not the last 10

    49. Re: Won't be long now by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Lots of women are violent, how do you propose we weed those out of the gene pool?

      Once all the violent men and women are gone, how will the human race survive the next existential threat?

    50. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats what your wife said about your tool.

    51. Re:Won't be long now by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You are so selfish and egoistical, how do you think the economy should survive if it cannot profit from your untimely heart attack?

      Won't anyone PLEASE think of the economy?

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    52. Re: Won't be long now by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Statistically I've heard that intelligent women are less frequent than intelligent men.
      It balances though; a rather lower proportion of women are thick as shit.

    53. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Available free and legal via "CW Seed"

    54. Re: Won't be long now by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Statistically I've heard that intelligent women are less frequent than intelligent men.

      The way I understand the statistics, the bell curve seems to be taller for women, with a less fat tail. I.e. you get fewer highly intelligent women, but also fewer idiots. There are, of course, women who fall into those categories too, just fewer. So if you need to pick a person at random that has an IQ of at least 90, your odds are better if you pick a woman.

      Why this is, no one knows for sure, but it could be related to historic polygamy and more women living together in tribes that function better with members being similar, while more men were hunters and the potential rewards for being different more often outweighed the risks.
      Or it could be related to genes on the X chromosome, where men only have one, and thus no "failsafe".

    55. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yet reduces the mating habits of humans to prehistoric times to make a point...

      You know why they do it? Because it's fucking true. We're all fans of science here, right? Evolutionary biology anyone? Let's talk about survival of the fittest. In the modern world, which of these two potential mates would better provide for a woman and her offspring?

      A) Boring, average-looking office drone who avoids confrontation, can't lift over 100 lbs, but rakes in $100,000/yr and has a well-funded retirement plan, excellent health benefits and life insurance, and a superb credit score.

      B) Badass dude with a sportbike who makes $10/hr at a factory, goes binge-drinking and bar-fighting on the weekends, has a GED and no plans for further education or training, and 6-pack abs.

      Evolution has predisposed women to pick B. And for thousands of years, it WAS a good pick. The badass dude could protect the family from wildlife and criminals. He could earn a living through hard work. His children inherit the genes for strength and a durable liver, as he wouldn't have lived long enough to have offspring without those traits. That he is tough enough to engage in dangerous and risky behaviors and survive shows his high value as a potential mate.

      However, human society has rapidly changed, and is continuing to change at what is really a break-neck pace. Now that guy is a liability, and any earning potential he still has is on the verge of being automated away. We've all lamented that upward social mobility is dead, and the only way to really be connected and well-off is to have parents who are connected and well-off. Strictly by the numbers, boring guy A is a woman's ticket to a life in which she and her children are provided for, and in which her children will have every advantage over guy B's poverty-stricken public-school taught offspring.

      But guess which one is still the panty dropper? And that's exactly why it gets reduced like that. The majority of women (though clearly, not all) still make stone-age mating decisions in the 21st century. There are plenty that have caught on and adjusted accordingly. There are plenty who seem to be unwittingly gaming the system by having kids with guy B while they're in their late teens/early 20s, then trying to find a guy A to settle down with to take care of them and raise guy B's kids.

      Why does this even come up? We're on /. for chrissakes. There's a lot of guy A here. And guy A is smart enough to see this picture, and realizes that even with the playing field technically tilted in his favor, he's getting screwed by suboptimal choices (or not, as the case may be). That creates some bitter resentment.

      Disclaimer: wife's dad and brother are guy B, and she decided she didn't want a guy like either of them.

    56. Re:Won't be long now by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Guess I'm going to prison when they do that, then. Or more likely they'll have to shoot me dead because I'd rather barricade myself inside my house and make them kill me rather than surrender the privacy of where I live to faceless corporations spying on me 24/7/365. Screw that.

    57. Re:Won't be long now by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      ctrl-shift-t only opens the last tab, not the last 10

      Each use opens one tab, but you can use it up to 10 times in a row. This will reopen the last 10 closed tabs, and not the same tab 10 times.

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    58. Re:Won't be long now by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I miss when you could open up the cookies folder in Explorer and they'd panic when they realized that cookies were a different thing than internet history in IE.

    59. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know your shit, guy. very well put

    60. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A baby's toy can also be referred to as a toy for babys.
      A toy for babys can either be a toy for a baby to use, or a toy to use to make a baby.
      A penis is indeed used in the creation of a baby. So.. thanks for stating the obvious?

    61. Re:Won't be long now by WeezulDK · · Score: 1
    62. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's available on DVD, even has commentary from the actors and such.

      Amazon link

    63. Re:Won't be long now by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Kind of... he kept getting me beer, to keep my mouth busy I guess...

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    64. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *you're

    65. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming soon, a law that mandates that all homes be equipped with one of these devices as well as prison sentences for those who attempt to disable them. For the sake of the children, of course. "You are the dead!"

      Only in gun carrying America.

    66. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that sounds like science used to justify sexism. Stay Classy.

    67. Re: Won't be long now by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'll give you $100 to deliver a fully loaded pizza to my house.

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    68. Re: Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intelligent women are less frequent than intelligent men. Stupid women are less frequent than stupid men as well. The standard deviation of intelligence in men is a couple points higher than the same for women, which means there's fewer men of average intelligence and more at the edges.

    69. Re:Won't be long now by Xest · · Score: 1

      You can disable online orders altogether with Alexa, or stick a spoken PIN requirement on all orders. Not sure about Google Home.

    70. Re: Won't be long now by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why do I suddenly have to think of the cyberpunk conversation my troll had with the dwarf?

      "Who're you calling?"
      "Pizza delivery."
      "What? You're always thinking with your stomach!"
      "Huh? You just said we need a car nobody would miss that doesn't look out of place in a B-area. And they deliver pizza with the car!"

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    71. Re:Won't be long now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, George Orwell probably deserves "first post" honors.

      Surely you mean ... Alexa! ... buy "We" by Yevgeny Zamyatin ;-)

    72. Re: Won't be long now by KGIII · · Score: 1

      LOL I am in a rather remote area.

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    73. Re:Won't be long now by denzacar · · Score: 1

      That's not fair. I often think of the economy.
      Particularly while staring at bathroom tiles while taking a shit. Like how for economy-priced tiles... they're really not bad.

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  2. This is why I won't keep one in my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too intrusive, no thanks.

    1. Re:This is why I won't keep one in my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Are you a wife-beater? Just joking... although this looks like /. is promoting big bro surveillance by painting this 1984 technology as "beneficial" and "life-saving".

    2. Re:This is why I won't keep one in my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We joke now, but this might actually be the trojan horse to spying on everyone. What are you some kind of wife-beater?

    3. Re: This is why I won't keep one in my house by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      It could be the new gun. Burglars are deterred when they know Google/Alexa is around.

    4. Re:This is why I won't keep one in my house by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:This is why I won't keep one in my house by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd rather side with the wife-beater than the government on this one. Why? Simple logic. I am nobody's wife, so whoever enjoys beating up his wife is no threat to me. Government, on the other hand, ...

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    6. Re: This is why I won't keep one in my house by nnet · · Score: 0

      hahahaha because guns have and do deter burglars hahahaha

    7. Re: This is why I won't keep one in my house by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Man shouting from outside: Alexa, unlock the front door!

    8. Re: This is why I won't keep one in my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do. No one home invades a redneck and lives to tell about it, therefore no one invades a redneck. Works best if the laws are in favor of the property owner (i.e. Texas, where you are allowed to shoot someone running away from your land if they have any of your property).

  3. Every now and then a rapist dies of cancer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This fact does not redeem cancer.

  4. Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of my favourite movies and tv shows would have this Google surveillance trash calling a SWAT team on me.

    1. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      And those audio tracks can be processed and blacklisted, so those particular lines won't have any effect. As I understand, there are ongoing efforts for such things, but they're still incomplete at the moment.

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    2. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those audio tracks can be processed and blacklisted, so those particular lines won't have any effect. As I understand, there are ongoing efforts for such things, but they're still incomplete at the moment.

      So you would have them process/blacklist every possible audio track from every show, movie, and radio broadcast ever created? Because even a very low false positive rate would be completely unacceptable.

      Remember the last discussion about some douchebag maliciously and falsely "swatting" a victim? It was repeatedly brought up that this could get someone killed - SWAT teams really are not known for their sense of humor. One sudden or wrong move is all it would take, and they are well known for shooting dogs, even when crated. Not to mention the psychological trauma of having your door suddenly kicked in (or breached with a shotgun) by masked men in body armor with automatic rifles. Being "swatted" by a machine is no better.

    3. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you would have them process/blacklist every possible audio track from every show, movie, and radio broadcast ever created?

      ...yes?

      It's not an intractable problem; merely an issue of scale, and the folks producing these systems are excellent at solving scaling issues. After all, the process has already begun with music.

      As one possible solution, start with the libraries from Amazon, Google, and Netflix. Those libraries are already digitized and delivered in high-quality streams. As broadcast streams are produced, take a feed from each content-producing station, and process that. Note that since these streams can be processed faster than they're viewed, the backlog can be eventually caught up.

      On the blacklist side, false positives can be reduced by listening to identify what media is being played. If you're watching Law and Order, for example, the device (or more appropriately, the cloud system behind it) can recognize the episode, and know to ignore the remaining dialog. That in turn increases the confidence of matches that aren't part of the episode's audio track. Conversely, when you change the station, the device can detect the deviation from the soundtrack, and lower that confidence input.

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    4. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The problem is with new episodes and with shows that are less common. Imagine someone playing a fresh Aussie show in the US with a lot of violence on a streaming service.

      You can't catch them all. Unless you integrate the monitoring device with the audio system so it can automatically filter out all that sound.

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    5. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      Ah yes, the uncivilized land of Australia, where Google can't possibly get a data-sharing contract with the production studios.

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    6. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Barefoot+Monkey · · Score: 1

      That's not even necessary. The queries are handled server-side and broadcast sounds happen at the same time, so the server can block queries for which many identical queries arrive from other users in the same 5-second (or whatever) window.

    7. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      You'd just need to connect the TV output directly to the device as well, so it can filter out everything coming from TV from its processing. Not just to avoid panic when you watch a cop show, but it would help with voice processing anyway. Like when the kids put up the TV much too loud and you say "turn the volume down", your voice assistant will actually recognise it through the noise.

    8. Re: Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your problem for accepting this piece of technology which violates every bit of privacy you might have

    9. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we know that Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them...

    10. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're suggesting I should give all my creative content to a commercial organisation renowned for exploiting their held data and sharing lots of it with their partners and random people on the internet? Before I even start selling it?

      How about you and Google both go fuck yourselves and if my content triggers swatting then it's not me that has the issue.

    11. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Sorry your loved one died. They were watching a violent show and we scrubbed their call to 911.

    12. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it'll just be linked directly into every speaker in your house, so it doesn't have to guess what is coming from a person and what is coming from an electronic device.

    13. Re:Better not watch tv near that piece of shit. by Barefoot+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Wait... what? That doesn't even work as a joke. If you were watching a violent show and needed to call 911 why would you do so by repeating, word-for-word, exactly what the TV is saying at that moment at nearly the exact same time?

  5. Tainted Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As house-sitters, they clearly never agreed to the Google Home terms of use, and therefore had an expectation of privacy while housesitting within the home. Google was therefore illegally wiretapping their conversation and as such the call to 911 was based on illegally-obtained evidence, as was the subsequent arrest.

    1. Re:Tainted Evidence by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, but my understanding is that's not how it works.

      Setting aside the comedy of a terms-of-use dispute, the police still (apparently) acted lawfully, as they believed they had probable cause to visit the house. Anything they observed during that visit would be evidence in its own right, including any threats or actions made leading to the arrest. Even if the recordings (911 call and Google's recordings, if available) were thrown own of court, the officers' testimony would probably still be admissible. They could say they were sent to the house by a 911 call, but wouldn't be able to say anything about the contents of the call.

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    2. Re:Tainted Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is exactly how "the fruit of the poisonous tree" works. 911 call was not legal, all actions and such stemming from said call are illegal. Now if there were /other/ 911 calls for the same incident made then it can be argued that the home devices call is irrelevant.

    3. Re: Tainted Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fruit of the poisonous tree only applies if the law enforcement officers acted improperly. If the evidence was obtained via a third party device that has malfunctioned it would not apply.

    4. Re:Tainted Evidence by unixisc · · Score: 3, Funny

      The funniest thing about this story is that the girlfriend neither called the cops herself, nor did she ask Google Home to do it. The boyfriend asked 'Did you call the police', and Google Home heard the last part, took it as his directive, and called the cops.

      He should be allowed to take Google Home w/ him to jail, so that he can train it better.

    5. Re: Tainted Evidence by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Informative

      For reference, I will defer to an actual lawyer. The Illustrated Guide to Law is an absolutely fantastic reference for basic legal fundamentals. Two pages in particular are good places to start for a particular example, applicable in this case.

      By coincidence, it even addresses the privacy issue: There's no such expectation while in someone else's home.

      The rest of the series is also great material for understanding the principles involved.

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    6. Re:Tainted Evidence by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      That's a fucking stupid way to look at it. No call to 911 would be legal if there was an assailant, as obviously he wouldn't approve of the call. The woman being threatened is surely in favor, and her permission can be assumed.

    7. Re: Tainted Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By coincidence, it even addresses the privacy issue: There's no such expectation while in someone else's home.

      woot!

      The hidden cameras I placed in my toilet are legal! (Waiting for my friend visiting with his hot gf...)

    8. Re: Tainted Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By coincidence, it even addresses the privacy issue: There's no such expectation while in someone else's home.

      Which, IMO, is utter bullshit. My guests should have just as much expectation of privacy as I do in my own home.

      To clarify, I'm not saying the artist is wrong, I'm saying the courts are wrong.

    9. Re: Tainted Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These claims of 'no expectation of privacy' need to be challenged. Where's the logic supporting said claims?

  6. Friends don't let friends call the police. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh darn it! Can't a man have a domestic disturbance in peace?

  7. abcnews article is updated, device not Google Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    At the very bottom of the linked story

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/smart-home-device-alerts-mexico-authorities-alleged-assault/story?id=48470912

    Editor's note: This story has been updated; an earlier version named a smart home device that was not the type found in the home and credited by police with calling 911.

  8. Back in the day... by sidevans · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid (25 years ago) a family member insisted on unplugging the TV whenever they talked about the government, because this family member was concerned about them listening. I thought he was a whack job. In the late 90's I started to think it might be possible, early 2000's I was almost certain they were capable of it, and now it's current year, I'm reading about it on /.

    Due to paranoia I don't own a TV. Fortunately for the government I have 2 laptops and a Samsung phone, so they can still monitor me and probably blow my phone up on me.

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    1. Re: Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't own a TV so "they" don't hear you but you own two laptops and a smartphone? You aren't making any sense.

    2. Re: Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does make sense. They're not paranoid, just stupid.

    3. Re: Back in the day... by sidevans · · Score: 1

      Did you read the whole post?

      "Fortunately for the government I have 2 laptops and a Samsung phone, so they can still monitor me..."

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    4. Re:Back in the day... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      So that's what the Samsung phone problems really were - built in kill feature that got sour.

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    5. Re:Back in the day... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You can only cook a grenade so much before it goes off unintended.

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  9. Hmm. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    This makes me wonder how many of hundreds of false calls to 911 there must be out there due to these things, if one of them actually happened at the right time.

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    1. Re:Hmm. by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      This makes me wonder how many of hundreds of false calls to 911 there must be out there due to these things, if one of them actually happened at the right time.

      The problem with false 911 calls is that the call centre is legally required to handle your call. They are not allowed to say "fuck off, you idiot" if they have an idiot on the phone who thinks an ingrown toe nail is a 911 emergency.

      But they could create a "second-rate" number that these home devices could call, allowing them to listen in or even see what's happening, without legal obligation. So if they see it's the kids mucking about, ignore it. If they see someone holding a gun or knife, send the cops out.

      Now what they could do with legal support: With permission of the home owner, the police might get permission to listen in on what is going on in the house, with an iron rule that this can only be used to aid the home owner, that no evidence can be used against the home owner, even if the police had a search warrant. So if your neighbours call because they suspect something bad is going on, the police could use this to either figure out nothing is going on, or to figure out you're in danger and come out.

    2. Re:Hmm. by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      None, at least not in the way you're probably thinking, because Google Home & the Amazon Echo can't call 911 directly.

    3. Re:Hmm. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      None, at least not in the way you're probably thinking, because Google Home & the Amazon Echo can't call 911 directly.

      That's what They (tm) want you to think.

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  10. I call bullshit by technomom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google Home cannot yet make phone calls. I'd like to see some proof that this was a Google Home at work. Isn't anyone at all skeptical anymore about news stories?

    1. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When aren't we?

    2. Re:I call bullshit by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Informative
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    3. Re:I call bullshit by vux984 · · Score: 1

      you:
      "Google Home cannot yet make phone calls."

      vs

      "Googleâ(TM)s Home speaker can now make phone calls"

      https://www.theverge.com/circu...

      Which is right?

      " I'd like to see some proof that this was a Google Home at work."

      It wasn't. TFA was updated to say it was 'something else'.

      "Isn't anyone at all skeptical anymore about news stories?"

      Sure. But in this case, it was fairly reasonable; given google did announce the feature a couple months ago. You were right this time, but that was mostly luck, seeing as you discounted the story based on outdated facts that are no longer true. That's hardly something to brag about. ;)

    4. Re:I call bullshit by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      It wasn't, you're right, story has been updated. I've stopped sending in story corrections to /. though.

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    5. Re:I call bullshit by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Informative

      That said, the feature may not have rolled out yet, and the original story now has this note:

      Editor's note: This story has been updated; an earlier version named a smart home device that was not the type found in the home and credited by police with calling 911.

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    6. Re:I call bullshit by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Google Home cannot yet make phone calls" vs. "Google Home speaker can now make phone calls"
      Which is right?

      Both. They were house-sitting for Erwin Schrödinger. He keeps his Google Home in a box.

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    7. Re:I call bullshit by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      Google Home can't call 911 or 1-900 numbers.

      Note: Calls to 911 or 1-900 numbers are not supported on Google Home.

      https://support.google.com/googlehome/answer/7394795?hl=en

    8. Re: I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youâ(TM)re posting using the most recent iOS 11 beta.

    9. Re:I call bullshit by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      It was announced back in may it's now july and it still can't do it.
      Although I'm sure it will be awesome whenever it actually does launch.

      It's pretty unusual tho the headlines were very misleading implying it could actually make calls on that date not just that the feature had been announced and would be available eventually.

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    10. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was also curious how Google Home mistook "Did you" for its trigger word "OK Google".

    11. Re:I call bullshit by vux984 · · Score: 1

      True.It could have called the police on a non-emergency number though. But it didn't, and that isn't what happened, and it wasn't a google home.

      I'm still a bit curious what happened though; don't all those boxes require a prefix to start a command... ??

      Either way, it's just another reason I don't want one.

    12. Re:I call bullshit by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. Not only that, but the summary first says it "called 911", then says it overheard the suspect say "call the sheriffs". So which did it call, 911 or the local sheriff department? Did it require the user to first add a contact for the local sheriff department first?

      No, no, no. Something doesn't add up here.

    13. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google Home cannot yet make phone calls.

      Automated devices are not permitted to call 911.

      That's why alarm systems go to a call center, then the call center dials 911.

    14. Re:I call bullshit by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      It's more fake news by the purveyors of fake news. The Main Stream Media. At the bottom of the article they come clean. A woman dialed the police, by mistake it seems.

      MSM should be renamed Wonder news. If it's real news, it's a Wonder.

  11. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by DeathElk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the problem with welfare for poor folks? As long as there's an obligation for self betterment with the view to getting off welfare i.e. education, internship, community service, I don't see the problem.

    Corporate welfare on the other hand, I have a big problem with that. It has been demonstrated time and time again that corporate leaders use tax breaks to pad their own packages rather than improve employment prospects. Trickle down simply does not work and greed is the main factor.

  12. Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the end, perhaps it was a good thing.

    But consider that Google Home missed the part about it being a question. I can see other situations where such a sentence might be used where I didn't want a SWAT response or any response at all.

    Yes, I understand the 911 people listened in and made the decision to respond based on what they heard, and again in THIS case they were correct.

    But there are all sorts of permutations of this where Google Home and whoever they called might be bad.

    I certainly don't want to be sitting around bad-mouthing my employer / parents / next door neighbor who owns guns / [insert someone else here] and have Google Home call them so they can here it all...

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    1. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the fact that it was a SWAT response at all. That is an extreme misuse of police resources and a violation of civil rights. It's militarization of the police where no military response is actually legal or required.

      But yet I forget we live in a totalitarian dictatorship where voting rights are regularly circumvented, police shoot innocent people without provocation, our military invades and attacks other countries for no reason, and our president is an insane jackass motherfucker.

      Thank god I'm not going to see the outcome of this. Good luck youngsters.

    2. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Yes, I understand the 911 people listened in and made the decision to respond based on what they heard, and again in THIS case they were correct.

      If the law there is similar to that in my home state (Washington), police are obligated to respond to any 911 call when the dispatcher cannot determine what's happening.

      When my daughter was little, she accidentally called 911 on our landline (which had a 911 button). A few minutes later, my wife got started by two police barging into our house (guns were not drawn or anything like that). The dispatcher had heard what sounded like toddler gibberish, but when they couldn't get an intelligible response the police were obligated to check it out.

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    3. Re: Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing you aren't afro-American or you'd probably be a widower.

    4. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But yet I forget we live in a totalitarian dictatorship where voting rights are regularly circumvented, police shoot innocent people without provocation, our military invades and attacks other countries for no reason.

      Yep, thanks a lot Obama.

    5. Re: Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, now that a white man is in charge, I'm sure the usa will be a great country with tens of millions of coal jobs. Why, i remember when my grandpappy talked of the future, when a white man would be in charge, and after being the first to get a degree, i too might one day get to die of the black lung while working in an unregulated, free market coal mine.

    6. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      Where I live a hangup call or not understandable one gets police, fire and ambulance. Rather than send the wrong response they cover all bases. The police even recommend doing a hangup if you are afraid to speak rather than putting yourself at risk; they said the fire department generally arrives first and if the sirens and lights don't scare off an intruder multiple fire fighters with pickaxes generally do.

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    7. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could try not bad mouthing everyone you know. Or if you have to be so miserable, don't buy google home.

    8. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In UK the number is 999, which is much more likely to be dialed by toddlers than 911. The police call back to give you a warning about keeping your phone out of toddlers' reach rather than smashing your door down if they think a toddler made the call (I know this from experience).

    9. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      In UK the number is 999, which is much more likely to be dialed by toddlers than 911.

      I have it on good authority that the U.K. number is actually 0118 999 889 119 119 725 3.

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    10. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Shoot, I messed that up. I am suitably ashamed...

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    11. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by houghi · · Score: 1

      Used to work in a hotel. Front desk person thought we had a person that he saw in the Newspaper.Called the police to ask some generic questions and the (Belgian version of) SWAT team came. Was not the intention.

      What I want to say is that it is not your decision if they send a SWAT team or just somebody to look what is going on. It is theirs.

      Obviously there is a way to prevent all this. Don't use it. Sure, it will make your life a living hell and how could you live without it, but that is the price you pay for privacy these days. (OK, that last part might have been a tad sarcastic.)

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    12. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dispatcher heard toddler jibberish and yet the police felt the need to barge in? Really? Oh man, you guys have it bad. I'd like to think in more civilised countries the police would knock on the door and ask to come in, and generally be pretty polite and quiet about the whole thing unless they found something out that invited a more heavy-handed response.

    13. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have it on good authority that the U.K. number is actually 0118 999 889 119 119 725 3.

      No, it's 0118 999 889 119 119 725 4. 0118 999 889 119 119 725 3 is time and temperature.

    14. Re:Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Where I live the 911 center calls you back and asks for directions forty minutes later because the police couldn't find the house. Even though the house has a number on it and UPS/FedEx/USPS/local-take-out can all find it.

    15. Re: Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny or insightful?

      Or just sad?

    16. Re: Many Possible Permutations Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you're completely right. The correct thing to do is not buy these things. The problem is how do you prevent others' devices from snooping on you? What would stop someone from planting one in your backyard while you're at work?

      Society is not equipped to handle the legislation necessary for these devices to play nice in society. Culture is so far behind technology it may never catch up.

      How do we prevent them from being misused?

  13. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Siriously:
    https://support.google.com/googlehome/answer/7394795?hl=en
    "Note: Calls to 911 or 1-900 numbers are not supported on Google Home. "

  14. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by Mitreya · · Score: 1
    Thank you for pointing this out.

    A smart speaker, which was hooked up to a surround sound system inside the home, recognized that as a voice command and called 911, Romero said.

    The summary sure made it sound like the device learned and reacted to "owner in distress" and not just accidentally mis-interpreted a shouted phrase "Did you call the sheriffs?" (spoken by the perpetrator, not the victim, might I add).

  15. Airstrip One called and wants their surveillance b by Entrope · · Score: 2

    This was talked about in 1984. East Germany did as much as they could given their limited tech. China is doing a much more comprehensive job with modern tech.

  16. A Pox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World leaders, including Putin and Kim Jong Un, are laughing their assess off at Trump. He is a joke. The American people are the punch line.

    1. Re:A Pox by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Too bad this post didn't have one, then it would at least have been funny, if offtopic...

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  17. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So you support corporations using the poor as easy position filling? That's what happens when you attach it to things like 'showing self improvement'. You get corporations taking part in incentive programs to 'create jobs'. The jobs in question are bottom of the barrel, violate labor laws (that the ignorant and poor cannot fight), and generally treat people like shit.

    It then becomes a punishment to get off of welfare. We need to sever the tie between corporations, healthcare, and indeed even just surviving. Work needs to provide enough of a benefit that the government isn't needed. What often happens is these people get off welfare and have less money than they did before leaving it. Why bust your ass for pennies when the government takes better care of you?

    Nobody has an answer to that because they're too busy being faux-moral jerkoffs. They believe everyone should suffer to justify their existence, or that some nebulous idea of 'personal responsibility' is the only way to go forward. Those values are proven to fail when challenged, because it becomes an excuse to mistreat people.

  18. Was his girlfriend's name Google? by zephvark · · Score: 1

    Are we to believe that he shouted out, "Ok, Google, call the sheriff?"

    1. Re: Was his girlfriend's name Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given how shit the voice recognition still is on these things, he probably said something like "ok girl, I don't look at all like Omar Sharif"

    2. Re:Was his girlfriend's name Google? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I could imagine it mishearing 'Ok, did you' as 'OK google' if the guy was shouting, lots of other noise, whatever. It's not beyond the realms of reasonable possibility.

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  19. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Sarten-X · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The devil's in the details.

    What criteria are used to determine whether that obligation is being met? Can they be gamed by lazy people to do the bare minimum work to get maximum benefits? Is it fair to let people take advantage of welfare programs like that? Is it right to force people to meet that obligation if they legitimately can't hold a job due to disability? Who decides what disabilities qualify? Who decides whether someone meets a disability? Who has the ability to even answer these questions?

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  20. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fucking NSA agent diverting the conversation to partisan politics so the serfs are distracted from the original topic!

  21. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    and not just accidentally mis-interpreted a shouted phrase "Did you call the sheriffs?" (spoken by the perpetrator, not the victim, might I add).

    This is actually puzzling/concerning me - perhaps more than it should. But I can't figure out how that phrase could trigger any of the "common" virtual assistants - Google, Amazon, Apple, or Microsoft - unless at least one manufacturer has been less than forthright regarding what can trigger a response (and, therefore, regarding what the device actively listens for).

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  22. Re: Airstrip One called and wants their surveilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are so many Republicans closeted gays?

  23. goes ok this time, but how about next? by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    And what would've happened if the police came, overreacted, and shot / killed the guy? Would they be suing Google for consequential damages?

    1. Re:goes ok this time, but how about next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably. I could see that happening.

    2. Re: goes ok this time, but how about next? by bestweasel · · Score: 2

      Or the guy hears the SWAT team arriving and shouts at the terrified woman.
      "You liar, you did call the sheriffs"
      "No honey, I swear I didn't", she replies, suddenly confused.
      "Liar!". BLAM BLAM

    3. Re:goes ok this time, but how about next? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Luckily, dead men tell no tales, nor sue any Googles.

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  24. Will it call when it hears gunshots? by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I hear about a story like this I think about an experience I had back when Doom II was released. I had hooked up my computer to my home stereo to show the game off to my roommates. I lived in an apartment in a bad neighborhood at the time.

    I started to play and got as far as two shotgun blasts in before pressing pause to answer the phone. Shortly after the phone rang there was a very loud and forceful knock at the door. Said knock was followed by 'open up, police!'.

    I went to the door, confused why the police were banging on my door. Several officers were standing outside with their guns in their hands while I had my phone in my hand. In my confusion I asked them what they wanted. They said they had reports of shots being fired and demanded entrance to my apartment. I let them in and showed them my computer with the game still paused. They were incredulous and didn't believe me, searching the apartment instead.

    Ten seconds later they came back after finding nothing of interest. They then let me show them the computer game. I then showed them that by clicking the keyboard I could make the shotgun noise they heard.

    Many additional police vehicles were outside. The officers had not yet bothered to tell the many additional cops outside that the shotgun was just a videogame. Much panic ensued as the officers outside started to yell 'shots fired' with their fellow officers inside my apartment. /repeat of my own comment from some time ago.

    1. Re:Will it call when it hears gunshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully Amazon Dash will order more ammo.

    2. Re:Will it call when it hears gunshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Amazon drones will deliver the ammo, ya...

    3. Re:Will it call when it hears gunshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patrolman: "Dispatch, come in! Shots fired! Shots fired! Multiple officers presumed dead! I think he's using a silencer!"

      *Confused officers walk outside* "Dude, it's just a video game!"

      Patrolman: "Code Z. Zombie outbreak in progress. I repeat. Code Z. Permission to engage zombies?"

    4. Re:Will it call when it hears gunshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

  25. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know what device they actually had?
    Neither the Amazon Echo or Google Home can currently make phone calls.

    I would very much like to have one that can.

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  26. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one WANTS to be on welfare. The pittance of assistance isn't something you can actually live on. There is no such thing as a welfare check anymore. If you are sufficiently broke, they will provide you with food stamps for food, energy assistance for gas/electric, possibly HUD for housing, a cellular phone via safelink and the likes, and if you are lucky, medical coverage. TANF is a federal program where you can get actual money, but the amount is almost useless.

  27. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by MushMouth · · Score: 1

    The I think my echo can make some calls at this point but it doesn't respond to "call the sheriff".

  28. Caution! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Do not play this in your house!

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    1. Re:Caution! by Megane · · Score: 1

      And whatever you do, be sure not to play this in your house!

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  29. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically, more fake news. It's no wonder many don't trust the mainstream media.

  30. Big Brother loves you by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    This is proof that the surveillance state is here for your safety.

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    1. Re:Big Brother loves you by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I prefer to live dangerous.

      Soooo edgy!

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  31. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is always fraud. If it's possible for someone to get the assistance while still getting income from illegal or under-the-table dealings, someone will do it, even if just as a way to get by while "sticking it to the Man". Yes, that creative ingenuity would probably be more profitable in a legal enterprise, but there is always someone who just wants to get away with a scam. Remember, humans are horrible creatures.

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  32. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When will they update it to state what actually happened?

    1. Police receive 911 call about domestic dispute from woman who pretended to call someone else.
    2. Man asks woman "Did you call the sherriffs?"
    3. Woman denies it.
    4. Sherriffs show up, man starts threatening woman because she lied to him.
    5. Sherriff spots smart home device, remembers what was said on the call, and defuses situation by suggesting that the woman didn't call them, the smart home device did when the man asked the question.
    6. Journalist overhears and thinks he has a news for nerds story worthy of slashdot front page.
    7. ....
    8. Profit

  33. Google Rat by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

    Everyone is under surveillance at all times. Everyone is a suspect. Everyone is guilty. Gulag nation.

  34. Re: abcnews article is updated, device not Google by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Likely, Missus: $assistant, call the sheriff department. Asshole: Bitch, did you just call the sheriff department?

  35. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    Echo can call other echo's and other echo users via the app but not actually make calls.

    I think it's very unlikely the sheriffs office just so happened to have an echo in the office connected to their office number.

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  36. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This basically summarizes why we need universal basic income.

  37. Google's Irresponsible design by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    These things now make calls just by anonymous voice commands? Really? This is a massively irresponsible design. Even telephone number hyperlinks on websites require manual confirmation prior to dialing. Now anyone can create a website that plays call x, y and z to get your victim into trouble, stalk victims and or rack up toll charges or do the same via TV/radio broadcast.

    They know it's dumb. They just can't help themselves.

  38. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

    Sure it does...

    Now how much income? How do we account for inflation? Who gets to answer those questions? Is there any accommodation for unequal needs? What qualifies as "universal"? Does it apply to all citizens? Does it apply to all residents? Do convicted felons still get the paycheck while in prison? How do we stop fraud? Where does the money come from? Is that fair and just?

    This basically summarizes why the government rarely implements simple solutions. They're rarely simple.

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  39. "Didju"... aka "Bitch" by lannocc · · Score: 2

    Train your virtual assistant to the name "Didju." Alternatively, the name "Bitch" may prove quite useful and/or hilarious.

  40. Re: Airstrip One called and wants their surveilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because that way they're not just some dude that likes it in the rear. They're special. They're part of an exclusive, unique club where only its members can be above the laws (as they're always attempting) and enjoy eachother's touch. Only they can get rid of a daughter or mistress' little embarazdament, because they're special; their circumstances are special.

    These closeted gays don't just want men. They want to be the only one, like the Quickening. And the only way to ensure that, is to make it illegal for everybody beneath themselves.

  41. more likely scenario: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Officers responding to a reported shooting discover local man dead at computer

    Local man onyxruby was found dead at his computer in the nude, while logged on to the hacker website known as "haitch tee tee pee ess colon slash slash slash dot dot com." He was apparently trying to drink maple syrup while viewing lewd photoshopped pictures of Natalie Portman covered in grits, when the syrup apparently went down his windpipe. No suicide note was found, and foul play is not suspected. The coroner has ruled the death an accidental suicide by maple syrup inhalation. The local police chief has issued a statement urging residents not to drink maple syrup. He said, and I quote "please leave that to the professionals."

  42. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is they were already listening in through the device, and picked that sentence as their alibi.

  43. Godwin by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    I won't be installing such a device then. My SO has the habit of saying "So then call in the Gestapo!" if they*'re in the wrong and out of rational arguments. And we don't want the Gestapo showing up on our front door, do we? (*=non-gender-specific pronoun)

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  44. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And if you think welfare fraud is bad (protip: all the evidence is to the contrary), you should see the level of fraud in the private sector!

    "It doesn't work 100% perfectly!" is the worst reason to dismantle anything.

  45. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of these questions are insurmountable. You're the kind of person who would still be living in a cave bashing his neighbours over the head to resolve disputes because "thinking is hard".

  46. Eduardo Barros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not even a joke any more. We need to build the fucking wall and keep all future Eduardo Barros' out of this country.

  47. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    Any job you offer me better pays enough for me to live on it. If not, I'm better off killing you and taking your money. Either I got the money or a warm place, food on my plate and even security watching over me.

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  48. Re: Airstrip One called and wants their surveilla by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Typical religious self loathing.

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  49. Saving lives, more guns to everybody, what a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a cruel joke.

  50. Hmmm.... one has to wonder.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What would happen if someone said "I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition..."?

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  51. Re:Woman goes nuts threatens daughter by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Guy intervenes, gets hurt, ,..."

    and then breaks the law by using force other than in self-defence, and then breaks another law by pulling a gun when his life is not in immediate danger.

    No matter how much you might dislike it, a gun is literally the last resort and you don't pull it unless you fully intend to shoot to kill. If you pull it and don't shoot, it's because of a major change in the situation, but - like an airbag going off - is something that should automatically involve the police if things have got this far.

    Either way, you want the police coming at that point. And your correct response would not have been to pull the gun unless you genuinely thought that you needed to use it as a lethal weapon (rather than just showing it off to shut people up), or - if you didn't intend to use it - using reasonable force to restrain - AND - having called the police.

    Responsibility comes with it the ability to know the legal limits. Even "fighting back" is a grey area unless the safety of yourself or others is in question if you don't. And there you want police to come too.

    Sorry, in this case, penis means "I'm going to pull out a weapon when it's unjustified and threaten people with it". The exact thing that the rest of the world is always pointing at when the US doesn't punish its own police force for doing that. Let alone a private citizen.

    Much scarier than that people tolerate devices listening all the time is that they can call emergency services just by hearing certain phrases. Much scarier than that is idiots pulling guns because of a domestic. Much scarier than that is idiots like that being able to source and carry guns, legally.

    If you had restraint, nothing would have been able to get to that kind of position anyway.

  52. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Exactly. It's detracting me from asking the most important question of all! How do I use the 3 sea shells?

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  53. Hopefully not singing bob marley's song .. by herve_masson · · Score: 1

    ... "I shot the sheriff"

    I wonder what the google home would do in that situation.

  54. Commence pranking! by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

    "Hey mate, did you order one giant dong, three butt plugs, and a gallon of lube?

  55. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... getting off welfare i.e. education, internship, community service ...

    The allergies I developed from working outside means I am not allowed to do community service (which is mowing lawns here). Having done education twice, I must pay for any later education responsibility, which is now forced onto me because I am not allowed to do community service.

    Internships (under-paid training for office careers) are not supported in my country. What few do exist, are not a viable choice for a single person. Apprenticeships (under-paid training for trade careers) are expensive to the employer and thus rare.

    Having been through the community service/education treadmill for unemployment, I can see it doesn't work. Most job-seekers have a piece of paper to their name, so it is irrelevant. Most people learn how to mow lawns as a teen, so it is not "re-skilling" as government pretends.

    Unemployment can be treated as a number of things: eg. overpopulation or under-experienced labour market (particularly for older people). Until the government addresses those issues, unemployment will remain.

    Internships and apprenticeships provide the hours on the job but are structured to exclude the majority of job-seekers.

  56. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Google home device does not have the ability to "call" numbers. There is no integration. Unless you rigged something up with your own integration like IFFT to your cell phone but... that would not be a Google home thing, that would be something you did yourself to allow that.

  57. Re:Airstrip One called and wants their surveillanc by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    I actually much prefer the Chinese model. It's terrible, don't get me wrong, but at least they are up front about it. None of this hacking people's property or hoarding critical vulnerabilities until they inevitably leak out. Just be up front, pass laws mandating that the service providers give you everything and set up a firewall to block anything you can't control.

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  58. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welfare (both corporate and individual) trains people to become dependent on the government handout for survival.

    I've worked in social services for almost twenty years. Occasionally there are situations where poor people greatly benefit from welfare, allowing them to get back on their feet... That's not the norm, however.

    "I can't get a job, because they'll take my disability pay away." probably describes 90% of the people I see. It's so horribly abused by millions of people...

  59. Not Google Home by AVryhof · · Score: 1

    While I read the original story, and it noted that it wasn't Google Home, here is some interesting anecdotal thoughts that may or may not lead us to what the device actually was. (I really want to know for reason 1)

    1. an Echo can only call other Echos (to my disappointment - I want to use mine to do speaker phone calls)
    2. My Echo will randomly answer questions if something sounds anything like "Echo" which is my invocation word.
    3. I would imagine with a heavy accent "Did you" could sound like "Echo" to an Echo (or other AWS device, as this obviously must be)

    Knowing that it's not a Google Home, and that an Echo can't make calls, means it could be one of the other devices. So....does anyone know of a voice activated personal assistant that can make calls? I know I can do OK Google calls from my Nexus 6P since I have Assistant working on it.

    So, does anyone know of an AWS device that can make phone calls.

  60. Re:abcnews article is updated, device not Google H by AVryhof · · Score: 2

    Based on some of the things my Echo responds to.... I bet "Did you' in a strong accent could sound like "Echo" which is a trigger word.

    My concern is that the Echo can only call other Echo users.... so my guess is that it was one of the other AWS enabled devices.

    Unless one of them is a developer and was building something that could do that. I don't imagine such folks are immune to domestic disputes. I knew a girl once who was very intelligent, (probably could have put ProtaOS on a Raspberry Pi) but always made bad choices for her SO.

  61. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

    Sure it does...

    Now how much income?

    Double the poverty line.

    How do we account for inflation?

    Peg an increase to the inflation rate; similar to what we do with Social Security

    Who gets to answer those questions?

    Congress does.

    Is there any accommodation for unequal needs?

    No, it's universal

    What qualifies as "universal"? Does it apply to all citizens?

    Yes, every man, woman and child above a certain age

    Does it apply to all residents?

    Maybe

    Do convicted felons still get the paycheck while in prison?

    Perhaps they would get a portion, considering their room and board are already being paid for by the state

    How do we stop fraud?

    It's universal, so there would not be much fraud. But you could tie it to the Social Security system and track it that way.

    Where does the money come from?

    The federal government. They could tax for it, or just print it.

    Is that fair and just?

    Yes.

    Hey, check it out, I just worked out a basic income! ;-)

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  62. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why universal basic income makes sense with the immense wealth present right now.

    If you're making $1000 per week on disability, you're not going to throw that away and go work at McDonald's for $500 per week. Why would anybody do that?

    Somebody making $1000 per week on disability would be willing to work at McDonald's for a few dollars per hour, much less than minimum wage, if they keep that $1000 per month in addition to what they earn. They'll appreciate getting out of the house and feel they've at least done something to earn their keep. I don't know why this is something that's so difficult to figure out.

    2018 is nearly here, and there will be riots in every major city. Chicago will be the first city under martial law. The car is going to run out of gas on the side of the road, and we don't have a spare gas can. The walk to the gas station will do you some good.

  63. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    I don't think the current level of fraud is terribly bad, and I'm not suggesting dismantling anything. Rather, I'm suggesting that simplistic statements like "just give us single-payer healthcare" or "just give us universal basic income" or "just cut taxes" or "just cut spending" are all ridiculous, because the actual implementations are so much more complicated than their basic ideas. They're good ideas, but too often I see people under the illusion that they're something that can happen in the short term.

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  64. Wait a minute... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Did he say ""Did you Google call the sheriffs?" I thought we were told this was how this thing worked...

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  65. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal.

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  66. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by sheph · · Score: 0

    Your utopia sounds nice. Any ideas as to how we bring that about? I like the way you lay the onus on people who are "busy being faux-moral jerkoffs". Since you see to think you have all the answers let's hear what they are. Here are some facts about our current situation: Most people in this country work for a corporation. When you raise taxes on the rich they pass it on to everyone else. The people who are rich got that way by being smart enough to game the system most of the time using existing laws and benefits. And I'm not ascribing moral value to these things. I'm simply pointing out that in order to bring about the change you seem to want there are certain realities that have to change. People have to be willing to step out on their own and start their own business being responsible for the success or failure of that business and doing the hard work required to be successful with the understanding that they might fail anyway. Not willing to take that risk? Welcome to the corporation who has already taken that risk and succeeded. Until corporations become an option rather than a necessity we're going to have this problem.

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  67. Just wait by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... until Google Home sends the swat team to your house for playing your Clapton album too loud.

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  68. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The devil's in the details.

    What criteria are used to determine whether that obligation is being met? Can they be gamed by lazy people to do the bare minimum work to get maximum benefits? Is it fair to let people take advantage of welfare programs like that? Is it right to force people to meet that obligation if they legitimately can't hold a job due to disability? Who decides what disabilities qualify? Who decides whether someone meets a disability? Who has the ability to even answer these questions?

    The easy solution is to not care.

    Set the benefits at the "half of a two bedroom apartment, and a diet of ramin noodles" level and anyone who is actually content with that was a lost cause anyway (they're not going to contribute meaningfully to the ecconamy no matter what). Make them availabe to anyone (UBI) and you save all the overhead of people to audit the system. Then let basic human greed resolve the rest of the problem, as people will still want luxuries and for that they have to get a job.

  69. So are the NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But they aren't good neighbours and don't call the police unless there is something in it for them.

    1. Re: So are the NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling the police automatically escalates a situation and increases the odds of someone dying.

      It's meant to be a last resort.

  70. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simplicity wasn't ever claimed. People were advocating that the government should point loaded guns at peoples' faces with the words "add this spy to your home and connect it to the public network, or else" and if the taxpayers don't fund it, then the government will have to shoot all those people in the faces and people will think the murders were unjustified so they won't continue to support the Democrats and Republicans (the parties that would be asking for this kind of stuff) with their votes.

    Since the goal of government is to commit maximum evil, and this evil requires funding or else it will be voted out, we have a problem. UBI solves the problem, simple or not. You need a bug in your home and UBI is how we persuade everyone that it is your fault if you don't deploy it, because the taxpayers finance the bug. That makes the idea remain palatable to everyone, so that Democrats and Republicans can agree that everyone should be forced to have a bug in their home.

  71. active per default by stooo · · Score: 1

    >> "Did you call the sheriffs?"

    "Did you call the NSA?"
    You don't even need to say that, it's active per default

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  72. From The Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A smart speaker, which was hooked up to a surround sound system inside the home, recognized that as a voice command and called 911, Romero said.

    Clearly ABC does not understand the difference between a speaker and a microphone.

  73. GAME OVER, MAN! by paiute · · Score: 1

    I had the volume up too loud watching Aliens and... well, we got nuked from orbit. Sorry.

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  74. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by OhPlz · · Score: 2

    That's flat-out wrong. There are plenty of people that want to live on handouts and to never work an honest day in their life. I know people like this. They know every trick in the book to game every welfare-like program, and when the government does a sweep of welfare looking for cheats, they jump over to disability. If that stops working for them, they go back to welfare.

  75. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by OhPlz · · Score: 1

    They won't get a job, they'll steal your shit while you're at work.

  76. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by OhPlz · · Score: 1

    Someone shouldn't be making $1000 per week if that's not what they were earning before disability. If they were earning at least that prior to disability, then if able-bodied, they should be able to make that again. I don't see the problem here. If they're unwilling to return to work because it's work, pull their benefits and let them choose between work and starvation, just like the rest of us that work for a living.

    This is not a good way to support UBI. The actual working class will see right through this.

  77. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

    Sure it does...

    Now how much income?

    Double the poverty line.

    I believe this is a rare opportunity to use the original meaning of the phrase "begs the question".

  78. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rich currently charge as much as they can for the product that made them rich. If they charge more, they make less. That's why they charge what they do.

    To think the only reason a candy bar costs $2 instead of $3 is because the company already has plenty of money is silly.

  79. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's flat-out wrong. There are plenty of people that want to live on handouts and to never work an honest day in their life. I know people like this. They know every trick in the book to game every welfare-like program, and when the government does a sweep of welfare looking for cheats, they jump over to disability. If that stops working for them, they go back to welfare.

    I would rather see at least some number. How many percents of those who exploited the system. I am sure there are always people who live on with the exploitation. However, I don't believe that it is the majority (or even more than 15%). If you accuse that the majority is taking advantage of the system, then you should show the evidence. Because you have seen and experienced with these people, it does not mean you see it all. It could happen more heavily in certain group of people, but overall, the number of those isn't that significant.

    I agree that most (majority of) people who are on the program would want to get better and get out of the program. It is not as easy as you think to get out of the program (lower resources give them much less chances to get better), but they are still trying. So your idea is that because there are bad people who exploit the system, all of those (majority) must be punished?

  80. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by OhPlz · · Score: 0

    I don't believe that people in this country are helpless to the degree that so many people are depending on handouts for the government. As for numbers, I agree they'd be nice to have, but these are people cheating the system. You can't just do a query on cheaters and get a number. Further, politicians use these entitlements as a bargaining chip for votes. They stand in the way of any attempt to analyze the situation. They'll cite privacy or civil rights or any number of other barricades to prevent anyone from getting at the real data. My personal favorite is the double-talk that Boston pulls. They will claim there are no illegal aliens using public housing because it would be against the law. What they don't tell you is that it's against the law in Boston to ask for someone's citizenship or residency status when they're applying for aid. So there's absolutely people in public housing that shouldn't be (Obama had an aunt doing this), but you won't find it in the data because they're blocked by law from asking for or recording that information.

  81. fast evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution works relatively fast; a few dozen generations should show a markedly shift

    That's the dumbest thing I've read in a while, even on slashdot.

    1. Re:fast evolution by arth1 · · Score: 1

      That's the dumbest thing I've read in a while, even on slashdot.

      That's because it was you who read it, lacking the reading capability of reading the rest of the sentence, which contains qualifiers.

      But evolution can work really fast. Look at some of the studies on Galapagos finches (some of the most studied animals in the world), where things like beak size or overall size have changed within just a few generations. As long as there is pressure, the selection process is faster than most people think, and sexual selection reinforces this.

      We can see this for humans too. In the industrialized world, the pressure of starvation has been greatly reduced, and as a result, larger individuals are not selected against. A result is that even poor men of today are on average taller and stronger than rich and well-fed men of a few generations ago. That's genetics, and not just nurture. The competition against fellow man now selects for bigger men who can better attract women, without being selected against by a higher risk of starvation. That there is no need to be bigger anymore doesn't matter - as long as females select for brawniness, it will be reinforced until it hits other pressures selecting against it. Peacocks are good examples of how sexual selection works despite the winning males not being any more fit for survival than their less outrageous brothers. Introduce more starvation and predation of peafowl, and it won't take many generations before the less outrageous males are selected for. But with humans protecting them and feeding them, the wild peacocks are more colorful now than they were even a few generations ago.

  82. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. The "or just print it" part clinched the dumbass award for him.

  83. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    Sure it does...

    Now how much income?

    Double the poverty line.

    I believe this is a rare opportunity to use the original meaning of the phrase "begs the question".

    What question? The poverty line? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  84. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    Seriously. The "or just print it" part clinched the dumbass award for him.

    Are you under the impression that that's not what they do now? What do you think the federal debt is? It's money printing. Or the Fed can just print it itself like they did after 2008. If it makes you feel better, they can go through the formality of creating Treasury bills to offset the dollars they just created.

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  85. Re: Woman goes nuts threatens daughter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What boot leather? No one has a shoe anywhere near my mouth. You watch too many movies and alex jones videos.

  86. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out wel by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

    You are using one arbitrary threshold (double the poverty line) to define another arbitrary threshold (universal basic income) without actually answering the question of what those thresholds ought to be and why. Why should UBI be double the poverty line instead of half or triple or any other multiple of the poverty line? What is the poverty line to begin with? The US Federal poverty line was set in 1968 based on three times the estimated cost of an economy food budget, because at the time of creating the poverty definition, the Department of Agriculture found that families of three or more persons spent about one third of their after-tax income on food. The threshold gets updated every year based on cost-of-goods and inflation, but since the cost of food as percentage of household budget has dropped, the poverty line doesn't actually reflect any practical cost of living. The federal government uses it for demographic purposes, but explicitly discourages it from being interpreted as any kind of personal budget. This whole dilemma of defining a poverty line should be a cautionary tale for those who want to set a UBI: even your basic assumptions will likely be invalidated with an generation or two.

  87. Im more impressed that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Sting and his band mates have the time to be responding to domestic disputes in addition to their touring duties.

  88. Re: good thing that the GOP will not give out well by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    Score 6, insightful
    uh, unless you're some redneck born from daddymoney conservative it would be hard to not see the benefit in benefit unless you are gonna go soylent green on they momma ass and do a gangsta stance on youtube-man ?
    it beats having people steal your sandwich money since they have none, it saves a LOT more than it costs, it costs a lot less than keeping an invididual in prison and in a lot of cases prevents entry into the circle (you know , the one that becomes a downward spiral) and arguments like "that would never happen to me" mean you never had serious trouble or are either living in a privileged land of opportunity where you have never had to worry or even think about where the next meal is coming from.
    but off-topic as it might be ... in this case its maybe a good thing, and im sure thats why it will be linked all over, free advertisinig, im sure 1e100 has their own team 24/7 akin to a presidential election campaign team doing nothing but pounce on shti like this
    but in my case i get a sudden urge to take the battery out of my android phone and im not even shooting my wife or raping the neighbours daughter ... does that thing come with a switch ? I used to have this girlfriend , a bit of sangre caliente ... pointing knives at me and stuff followed by the mandatory goodies wasnt that rare ... a thing like that in the house would have been very inconvenient hahah
    as for the wellfare, off-topic, but have you actually ever researched the very very small percentage of govt spending that actually is and the impact on society if you ban it since not everyone is built to be homeless beggars ... some people can't, some people would take before they beg if they have to and with this i think i let myself be seduced into speaking again. However slashdot might be full of Trumpians (as it has always been, a certain upper intellectual class of hardworking whatever if you like ... it still seems to adhere to free speech is free so well why not) do the math

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