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Coffee Cuts Risk of Dying From Stroke and Heart Disease, Study Suggests (theguardian.com)

Research suggests that people who drink coffee have a lower risk of dying from a host of causes, including heart disease, stroke and liver disease. "The connection, revealed in two large studies, was found to hold regardless of whether the coffee was caffeinated or not, with the higher among those who drank more cups of coffee a day," reports The Guardian. From the report: The first study looked at coffee consumption among more than 185,000 white and non-white participants, recruited in the early 1990s and followed up for an average of over 16 years. The results revealed that drinking one cup of coffee a day was linked to a 12% lower risk of death at any age, from any cause while those drinking two or three cups a day had an 18% lower risk, with the association not linked to ethnicity.

The second study -- the largest of its kind -- involved more than 450,000 participants, recruited between 1992 and 2000 across ten European countries, who were again followed for just over 16 years on average. After a range of factors including age, smoking status, physical activity and education were taken into account, those who drank three or more cups a day were found to have a 18% lower risk of death for men, and a 8% lower risk of death for women at any age, compared with those who didn't drink the brew. The benefits were found to hold regardless of the country, although coffee drinking was not linked to a lower risk of death for all types of cancer. The study also looked at a subset of 14,800 participants, finding that coffee-drinkers had better results on many biological markers including liver enzymes and glucose control. But experts warn that the two studies, both published in the Annals of Internal Medicine, do not show that drinking coffee was behind the overall lower risk, pointing out that it could be that coffee drinkers are healthier in various ways or that those who are unwell drink less coffee.

165 comments

  1. Maybe... by eneville · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe for each cup of coffee you drink, that's one less chance that it could have been a cola or beer, which could be considered harmful. Perhaps orange squash instead of coffee would have had the same result.

    1. Re:Maybe... by schleimkeim · · Score: 2

      Beer harmful? Not really.

    2. Re:Maybe... by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe for each cup of coffee you drink, that's one less chance that it could have been a cola or beer, which could be considered harmful. Perhaps orange squash instead of coffee would have had the same result.

      Chain drinking orange squash though will cost you a fortune in dental bills and won't do your blood sugar any favours, just like the cola. Swilling a gallon of coffee each day will only give you bad breath and have you waking up in a panic at night asking who drove a tank through the house whenever a car drives past.

    3. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      or maybe, perhaps... coffee drinkers are simply not the poor, part time, uninsured segment of the population..... they are wealthier (starbucks ain't cheap) and better employed (the office coffee pot is not something you find at part time minimum wage jobs) with health insurance..

    4. Re:Maybe... by fazig · · Score: 2

      Given how many people put a little bit of coffee in their cup of sugar, what's the big difference?

    5. Re:Maybe... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Starbucks sells coffee now?

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    6. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is probably the explanation. I remember a study from the early nineties that claimed drinking a glass of wine a day had all kinds of benefits, but it turned out the researchers had purposefully ignored what the participants were drinking instead of the wine.
      And in large quantities coffee can be really dangerous as it can cause severe blood pressure and heart rhythm problems. And that's a problem since caffeine is highly addictive and a surprisingly large fraction of coffee drinkers slowly but steadily increase their intake over the years.

    7. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly this - I read: Hydrating yourself regularly reduces heart attack risk

      (something already known).

      Bad study again. I'm waiting for the 'butter is good for you', 'butter is bad for you' arguments to start up around coffee again. It seems to be every couple of years. Got to keep people buying news somehow....

    8. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, what are you suggesting? that correlation doesn't imply causation? ridiculous!

    9. Re:Maybe... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Starbucks? Please. Their coffee sucks. My wife grinds fresh beans for me in the morning.

    10. Re:Maybe... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Yuck.

      No, really, people do that? What a waste of coffee.

    11. Re:Maybe... by crypticedge · · Score: 1

      Coffee can be made at home you know, for a fraction of the starbucks price.

    12. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go to the gym (not while drinking the beer, hopefully).

    13. Re:Maybe... by eneville · · Score: 1

      I doubt anyone could stand Starbucks or Costa for 16 years straight.

    14. Re:Maybe... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2, Informative

      Given how many people put a little bit of coffee in their cup of sugar, what's the big difference?

      Putting a ton of sugar in your coffee is to drinking coffee as drinking cold Budweiser is to drinking beer.

      You don't really like the flavor of the real thing (coffee/beer) so you try and drink something that doesn't taste like it, you're just drinking it to fit in with some preconceived notion of what your should be.

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    15. Re:Maybe... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

      Starbucks? Please. Their coffee sucks. My wife grinds fresh beans for me in the morning.

      I grind my own beans each morning... it hurts... but it's worth it.

      I also grind some coffee beans each morning for my French press. Best way to drink coffee... although when lazy I will sometimes use the Keurig. Not as good, but better than no coffee.

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    16. Re:Maybe... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Coffee can be made at home you know, for a fraction of the starbucks price.

      At starbucks, you're not paying for coffee; you're paying to be waited on by someone and enjoy sitting in their café. It's about an experience.

      You can certainly drink coffee for much less. You can certainly make your own better coffee for less. (not that I jump on the Starbucks hate train).

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    17. Re:Maybe... by gnick · · Score: 1

      You don't really like the flavor of the real thing (coffee/beer) so you try and drink something that doesn't taste like it, you're just drinking it to fit in with some preconceived notion of what your should be.

      I don't understand why people who don't seem to like coffee disguise the hell out of it instead of just drinking something else. On Friday, one of my co-workers came in early and brewed a carafe of some gourmet fudge-pinon stuff. Damnet, if I wanted hot chocolate, I'd fucking MAKE hot chocolate.

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    18. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I stopped bothering with tea and went back to soda, I had to put in so much sugar to make the tea palatable and it was a chore to prepare it every time versus just going to the fridge and grabbing a can.

    19. Re:Maybe... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      That's why I stopped bothering with tea and went back to soda, I had to put in so much sugar to make the tea palatable and it was a chore to prepare it every time versus just going to the fridge and grabbing a can.

      Have you tried drinking one of the naturally sweeter teas? (or tisane for the pedants)

      Rooibos (red bush) is naturally a little sweeter... although a lot of people don't like it anyway. But you can get it mixed with other flavours if the plain rooibos isn't to your palette. There are some ginger, chai, hibiscus, or cinnamon blends that have no artificial sweeteners or sugars that naturally taste sweet without adding sugars.

      Personally, I'm a big fan of lemongrass too, not really sweet but the flavor will make you not miss sweetness (and often mixed with sweeter herbs anyway)

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    20. Re:Maybe... by BoxRec · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup, if you don't like genuine taste of coffee why roast the bean and then boil it in water.

    21. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whites x non-whites. That's it? Is it a proper way to separate demographics of the entire planet? This kind of science fills me with the urge to defecate.

    22. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put all mine in my ass. Butt-chugging ftw!

    23. Re: Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cheap French press can make even Folgers palatable. Plus you don't end up with a big ass pot, and you get to stick it to DRM.

    24. Re:Maybe... by fazig · · Score: 1

      I myself am more of a Picard than Janeway when it comes to beverages. But I do like the occasional espresso, black, with an extra glass of water, and nothing else.
      From what I hear everyone's sense of taste is a bit different. Were I taste a lot of different things, someone else's experience might be dominated by the bitter aromas. At least that's what I'm hearing quote often. For instance, a "supertaster" appears to have a heightened sensitivity for bitterness, often making them picky eaters and hating all those veggies they had to eat as kids.
      So why do they still drink coffee if they have to cancel the undesired tastes with copious amounts of sugar? My guess is as good as that of other comments here. I also think that they want to follow some kind of social norm of drinking coffee with colleagues.

    25. Re:Maybe... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      At the Starbucks near me, it's not on the menu, but you can ask for it. It's always a wait because they have to make it. I'm sure I'm the only one who ever asks for it at this location.

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    26. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife grinds my testicals every morning. Makes her feel good, apparently.

    27. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damnet, if I wanted hot chocolate, I'd fucking MAKE hot chocolate.

      What if you wanted gourmet fudge-pinon?

    28. Re:Maybe... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      This kind of science fills me with the urge to defecate.

      That might be the coffee.

    29. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what all the alcoholics say.

    30. Re:Maybe... by hey! · · Score: 1

      This may be true, but the evidence for coffee's statistical association with liver health and plausible mechanisms of action have been well-established for years now. You can even measure the dose-related effects of coffee consumption on markers of liver function in small-scale experiments. What's unclear is the clinical significance of those effects; but any attempt to determine that is bound to run afoul of some counfounding factors, but in context those factors aren't all that likely to be significant.

      Evidence has to be interpreted in the context of other evidence; evidence forms a kind of network -- specifically a Bayesian network. A priori probabilities always inform the interpretation of any study.

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    31. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I grind my own beans each morning... it hurts... but it's worth it."

      Just don't steam your own beans. It ruins the flavor.

    32. Re:Maybe... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Plus, you can probably use any that's left over as a herbicide/insecticide.

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    33. Re:Maybe... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Bitter is a taste sensation in itself. Having travelled through Uruguay and Argentina, I'm partial to yerba mate - to the uninitiated it tastes like grass clippings filtered through a smelly sock! But once your tastebuds adjust, the bitterer the bettererer.

      Thence switching back to black/green tea, sweetness or lack of isn't something I'd ever add sugar for. And for badly roasted coffee, the lactose in a dash of milk should suffice. (any vegans - check the ingredients on your soy or almond milk - it likely contains some form of sweetener already)

    34. Re:Maybe... by gnick · · Score: 1

      To my palate, it was indistinguishable from hot chocolate. There's nothing wrong with gourmet fudge-pinon by itself, but it doesn't belong in the communal coffee carafe. I like hot chocolate, but I rely on coffee to fuel my coding.

      I hold no ill-will. I still had the Keurig to turn to and the rules around here relax considerably on Fridays. He was doing something nice.

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    35. Re:Maybe... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I drink it all... and all of it without milk or sugar. The cupboard above my computer in my office is filled with about a dozen different coffee beans, teas and tisanes. Black, green, red, etc. I really do drink it all... start the day with coffee but have all sorts the rest of the day. I could eat the same foods everyday, but I require variety in what I drink.

      I like mate too. The plain is fine, but I think the chocolate mate is much better.

      I'm a fan of bitter things. As you say, bitter can be appreciated too; lots of yummy foods and drinks from (real) beer, to coffee, to dark chocolate, to limes, all have a bitter aspect. Bitter tends to be an acquired taste though and some people need the sweet.

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    36. Re: Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one needs a huge asspot.

    37. Re:Maybe... by Psion · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU!

      Because I read the summary and the first thing I thought was, "Oh yuck. Now I'm going to have to start drinking coffee."

    38. Re:Maybe... by omnichad · · Score: 2

      So why do they still drink coffee if they have to cancel the undesired tastes with copious amounts of sugar

      I don't really drink coffee, but I have two answers.

      One, chocolate doesn't taste great to a lot of people without added sugar either - do you expect chocolate to go away? Most foods are a combination of multiple flavors. And second, caffeine.

    39. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like they count fancy coffee drinks as coffee and only rich people can afford at least 1 a day. Statistically, rich people are healthier and live longer due to access to better food, health care and education.

       

    40. Re:Maybe... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I don't know the link and haven't read a lot of studies, but it seems that bitter-tasting foods in general help the liver in some unknown way. Probably provides important components to chemical processes in some form.

    41. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard the left over is also a cure for diarrhea. By just stuffing them in, until you feel it hurts.

    42. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's a problem since caffeine is highly addictive

      Caffeine is *not* highly addictive. You just feel so sleepy the whole day once you quit.
      But you won't crave for it unlike heroine or other similar dangerous drugs.

       

    43. Re:Maybe... by fazig · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about people drinking cappuccino, latte macchiato, or similar things. The analogy to what I'm observing with coffee would be buying one of those premium 90%+ cocoa chocolate bars and then drowning it in sugar. Or to use another analogy imagine serving a fine single malt, aged 18 years or more. And then people mix it with cola. Sure, people have their individual tastes, but it's kind of a waste.

    44. Re:Maybe... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      Given how many people put a little bit of coffee in their cup of sugar, what's the big difference?

      They'd probably use less sugar but even if they don't both cola and orange juice are considerably more acidic than coffee.

    45. Re:Maybe... by omnichad · · Score: 2

      I'm not talking about people drinking cappuccino, latte macchiato, or similar things.

      Milk doesn't balance/mask bitterness. Sugar does. And people who like sweet milk chocolate don't always like dark chocolate, hence my comparison. They still really like sweet milk chocolate.

      to use another analogy imagine serving a fine single malt, aged 18 years or more. And then people mix it with cola

      So now we're talking only about premium coffee? Most people in this study are likely drinking hot-brewed garbage with their sugar - which is better compared to a Hershey's bar than any fine single-origin Guatemalan dark chocolate.

    46. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee is acidic, also not great for the teeth

    47. Re:Maybe... by fazig · · Score: 1

      Depends on the milk. Regular milk already contains lactose and the volume alone dilutes the coffee. And especially the popular evaporated milk has a significantly higher sweetness. And no, not talking exclusively about premium coffee, of course in those cases it would be the worst waste. My question would be: If you don't like the taste of high cocoa chocolate, would you still buy it and eat with with sugar if other options are available? Each to their own. Some people may but it, perhaps because they don't like the other options.

    48. Re:Maybe... by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1

      +1 on rooibos and flavoured teas.

      I don't care for traditional eastern teas, but I do enjoy flavoured black, white, and rooibos teas, the kind you'd find from teavana or adagio. A little bit of that potpourri shit they put in it goes a long way.

    49. Re:Maybe... by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1

      imagine if the US's main public health concern was teeth whitening paste for every citizen.

    50. Re:Maybe... by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1

      I think the main problem is how shitty the lowest common denominator of coffee is in the US.

      I suspect at least 80% of the population doesn't know what fresh, tastefully roasted coffee actually tastes like.

      No doubt, americans love everything to taste like cotton candy, but there'd definitely be more people that could enjoy coffee if they'd ever had it prepared correctly.

    51. Re:Maybe... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      All chocolate starts as high-cocoa chocolate. Same with coffee. There is no real substitute for chocolate if you want sweetened chocolate. The bitter and the sweet together are what make the flavor. Same with coffee and sugar for the people that like that.

      Your lactose argument is relatively meaningless. Sucrose is over 5 times sweeter than lactose.

    52. Re: Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. I'm in my late 30s and I've never learned to like the stuff. I've tried locally roasted, fancy European, supposedly the best of the best and I still can't stand the stuff. I gave up.

      I stick to water (usually 2 to 3 liters per day) and unsweetened tea. I don't drink soda and have a beer maybe once per month.

    53. Re:Maybe... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Guatemala? Not bad at all, but try the Madagascar, you won't regret it.

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    54. Re:Maybe... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      American can coffee went to shit over decades of pure price competition. It's 100% robusta.

      Nobody under 70 drinks that piss though. It gets less and less shelf space every year.

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    55. Re: Maybe... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      The upside: When death finally comes for you, it will be sweet relief.

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    56. Re: Maybe... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Standard Folgers is 100% robusta. Nothing makes it palatable.

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    57. Re:Maybe... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You missed a negative somewhere. That's Starbucks you're talking about.

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    58. Re:Maybe... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      LDS drop into every coffee thread with the same stupid claim.

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    59. Re: Maybe... by dugancent · · Score: 1

      I agree with the above. I don't like coffee either.

      I'm an early-bird and don't need, or consume, caffeine. Never needed it, nor liked how it makes me feel.

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    60. Re:Maybe... by havana9 · · Score: 2

      Don't know, but here in Italy event the poorest could sometimes afford a coffee in a bar Caffè sospeso , is calles the tradistion, and anyway a coffee at home is cheap, if you make it with ground coffee and a moka.

    61. Re: Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milk can make the tannins in coffee attach to the proteins in the milk instead of the proteins on your tongue. This makes the coffee smoother and seem less bitter.

    62. Re: Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Budweiser, the beer to have when you feel like a drink of water.

    63. Re: Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Powdered or mixed with water? I find if it's diluted too much the anal leakage begins.

    64. Re:Maybe... by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      That's a ridiculous thought. Everybody knows that the Holy Grail of medical research is a cure for baldness.

  2. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who are unwell were strictly forbidden to drink covfefe by their doctors ?

    1. Re: What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You only get covfefe when you're tweeting at 3am while on the loo

  3. Great news! by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only 30 cups of coffee per day to reduce chance of dying by 100%!

    1. Re: Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starbucks and their shitty coffee the sponsor.

    2. Re:Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OK, I could probably cut back to that.

    3. Re:Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, do the math. Drink 2-3 cups for a 12% less chance of dying. So you only need 20 and 5/6 cups per day for a 100% less chance of dying.

    4. Re:Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayup, I also looked at the study and thought that I must be pretty safe. All the coffee makes me very productive, since I only need about 1 hour of sleep per day.

    5. Re:Great news! by dcbrianw · · Score: 1

      Third Study (to come out next year): Drinking coffee will cure your cancer.
      Fourth Study (to come out in 2 years): Drinking coffee will give you cancer.
      Fifth Study (to come out in 3 years): Trying to determine health benefits and risks of coffee will cause mental insanity.
      Sixth Study (to come out in 4 years): Revelations that the Mega-Coffee Lobbying Firm sponsored the third study and the Anti-Caffination League sponsored the fourth study

  4. I'm gonna life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    foreveeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!!!

    1. Re:I'm gonna life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far - so good, huh?

    2. Re:I'm gonna life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame it on coffee.
      I bet he's getting high now for consecutively downing his third cup.

  5. Causation? by OpenSourced · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another study that cannot distinguish if it's causation of just correlation. A very simple explanation for the second possibility comes to mind: Perhaps people with low blood pressure like to have more coffee as it's an stimulant. And that same people will, by virtue of their low blood pressure, not of the coffee, have less risk of stroke. More complex explanations can apply.

    I understand the difficulties of making a double-blind controlled experiment in this case, but the fact that doing it right is difficult shouldn't be an excuse for doing it wrong.

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    1. Re:Causation? by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is most likely NOT a study that can't distinguish between causation and correlation but rather a study that checks for correlation to find out if it is worth to fund the next study checking for causation. It's usually the news outlets mixing that up. A study could even be titled "Correlation between polar lights and strawberry candy production" would make it to the news as "Scientists found out Polar lights produce strawberry candy!"

      Scientists usually don't mix these two up, but finding one is the first step to find the other. Usually from correlation to causation, but not limited to that. e.g. a lab discovery may find some prior unknown chemical reaction between some food and enzyme/hormone/drug/whatever they may have found something that DOES disable/amplify something, but may still need to look for a visible correlation to find out if that effect is strong enough (or offset by something else) to be relevant.

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    2. Re:Causation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the fact that doing it right is difficult shouldn't be an excuse for doing it wrong

      We cannot determine if the study was done "right" or "wrong" without first reading through the methods they used for analysis. The publications are paywalled - unfortunately - so going to be difficult to find out.

    3. Re:Causation? by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      The study does that just fine. It is the fucking article "for the public" which transforms a correlation into causation. The only thing which we learn from the study is. Coffee does not shorten live significantly otherwise such effect would have been visible.

    4. Re:Causation? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      Ah, you'd like to volunteer for a double blind interventional study? Excellent! Assuming you are young (20 or so should do it) we will give you a mystery beverage every day, which you must drink. When you die we'll record what killed you, and open up the envelope to determine what it was we were feeding you for the last fifty or sixty years.

      Thanks for your contribution!

  6. Aspirin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Combine coffee with aspirin for that constipated feeling.

  7. "Coffee Cuts Risk of Dying From ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps, it's because heavy coffee users died earlier, from other causes -- before stroke and heart disease even had a chance!

    1. Re:"Coffee Cuts Risk of Dying From ..." by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      No it does not. Media to stupid to report on science correctly. Again.

  8. Re:Who Paid for That Study? The coffee industry? by BlueStrat · · Score: 0

    Who Paid for That Study? The coffee industry?

    [From TFS] But experts warn that the two studies, both published in the Annals of Internal Medicine, do not show that drinking coffee was behind the overall lower risk, pointing out that it could be that coffee drinkers are healthier in various ways or that those who are unwell drink less coffee.

    I think an equally, if not more, valid question should be; Who paid for the "experts", who exactly are they, and why should we believe them over studies that have enough credibility to be published in the Annals of Internal Medicine (not exactly some sketchy 3rd-rate, no-name journal known for publishing junk-science)? Of course, I'm not saying the studies mean that coffee is necessarily all that good for you (but also possibly not so bad as well), but from the information in TFS there's no way to tell and equally no way to tell regarding who's funding either side and what their motivations might be.

    Knowing that the two studies were both published in the AoIM and also *not* knowing who these "experts" are and what data and credentials they bring to the table, the scales tip towards "Studies in TFS may well have some validity, more/better studies needed."...As opposed to totally dismissing them under the advisement of unknown "experts".

    Strat

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  9. SJWs by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    those who drank three or more cups a day were found to have a 18% lower risk of death for men, and a 8% lower risk of death for women

    The SJWs are gong to be all over this. There'll probably be lawsuits.

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    1. Re:SJWs by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      those who drank three or more cups a day were found to have a 18% lower risk of death for men, and a 8% lower risk of death for women

      The SJWs are gong to be all over this. There'll probably be lawsuits.

      Ban coffee! How dare it be biased against women

    2. Re:SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Coffee Benefit Gender Gap is a real thing. There have already been a couple of lawsuits trying to compel the coffee industry to use a slower roasting process because some study commissioned by the Center for Gender Equality in DC found that roasting coffee beans more slowly was correlated to greater health benefits for women. Of course, roasting more slowly is more expensive due to waste energy, which is why mass producers roast quickly, but of course The Center argues that they roast quickly because they want to harm women. *sigh*

    3. Re:SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which ones, the right-wing or left-wing ones?

    4. Re:SJWs by dugancent · · Score: 1

      SJWs are the new boogeyman.

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  10. What about tea? by dottrap · · Score: 1

    With all the positive buzz around tea, I would have liked to see another group in these studies for tea vs. coffee.

  11. So Dilbert was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... all along! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/59/c8/99/59c899329cacb037f180915b098ec731.jpg

  12. Confusing race-baiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more than 185,000 white and non-white participants

    Uh... ??

    You can't just say "more than 185,000 people"? Why would race be injected into this reporting?

    1. Re:Confusing race-baiting by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      more than 185,000 white and non-white participants

      Uh... ??

      You can't just say "more than 185,000 people"? Why would race be injected into this reporting?

      I thought that was referring to the way they take their coffee.

    2. Re:Confusing race-baiting by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      more than 185,000 white and non-white participants

      Uh... ??

      You can't just say "more than 185,000 people"? Why would race be injected into this reporting?

      It was poorly worded. I think the purpose behind that statement was to say they studied the effects on multiple races to see if all races have the same impact.

      drinking one cup of coffee a day was linked to a 12% lower risk of death at any age, from any cause while those drinking two or three cups a day had an 18% lower risk, with the association not linked to ethnicity.

      So basically- they tested to see if the benefit only applied to some races and not others and they found that it benefitted all races equally.

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    3. Re:Confusing race-baiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the fine abstract: Significant inverse associations were observed in 4 ethnic groups; the association in Native Hawaiians did not reach statistical significance.

    4. Re:Confusing race-baiting by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      How is this about race? These were white and non-white mice.

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    5. Re:Confusing race-baiting by hawkfish · · Score: 2

      more than 185,000 white and non-white participants

      You can't just say "more than 185,000 people"? Why would race be injected into this reporting?

      Because in the past a lot of medical research had unreported sampling biases that were assumed to be unimportant at the time, but were later found to have significant consequences. For example, a lot of heart research was conducted only on white men, but it was later found women and black men have different reactions to various drugs.

      So the problem is not that race is being "injected" but rather that it has been injected in the recent past. Mentioning it is therefore relevant. They also broke it down by sex, which is a closely related issue.

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    6. Re:Confusing race-baiting by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      more than 185,000 white and non-white participants

      Uh... ??

      You can't just say "more than 185,000 people"? Why would race be injected into this reporting?

      It's a European study and everybody in Spain would be hispanic.

  13. Re:Who Paid for That Study? The coffee industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    "...but from the information in TFS there's no way to tell and equally no way to tell regarding who's funding either side and what their motivations might be."

    You are both fucking stupid and fucking lazy. From the Link, Primary sponsors:
    European Commission Directorate-General for Health and Consumers and International Agency for Research on Cancer.

    From the Disclaimer Link within, everybody involved, their affiliations, and their funding:
    *********************
    This article was published at Annals.org on 11 July 2017.
    * Drs. Gunter and Murphy contributed equally to this work.
    Deceased.
    From International Agency for Research on Cancer, Lyon, France; Imperial College London, London, United Kingdom; Institut Gustave Roussy, Villejuif, France; German Cancer Research Center, Heidelberg, Germany; German Institute of Human Nutrition Potsdam-Rehbruecke, Nuthetal, Germany; Danish Cancer Society Research Center, Copenhagen, Denmark; Aarhus University, Aarhus, Denmark; Bispebjerg and Frederiksberg Hospital, Frederiksberg, Denmark; Public Health Directorate, Asturias, Spain; Catalan Institute of Oncology, Barcelona, Spain; Andalusian School of Public Health, Granada, Spain; Public Health Division of Gipuzkoa, Basque Regional Health Department, San Sebastián, Spain; Murcia Regional Health Council, Murcia, Spain; Navarre Public Health Institute, Pamplona, Spain; University of Cambridge and MRC Epidemiology Unit, Cambridge, United Kingdom; University of Oxford, Oxford, United Kingdom; Hellenic Health Foundation, Athens, Greece; Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health, Boston, Massachusetts; Cancer Research and Prevention Institute–ISPO, Florence, Italy; Fondazione IRCCS Istituto Nazionale dei Tumori, Milan, Italy; Federico II University, Naples, Italy; “Civic - M.P. Arezzo” Hospital, ASP Ragusa, Ragusa, Italy; National Institute for Public Health and the Environment, Bilthoven, the Netherlands; University Medical Centre, Utrecht, the Netherlands; Malmö University Hospital, Malmö, Sweden; Umeå University, Umeå, Sweden; Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences, Uppsala, Sweden; University of Tromsø, The Arctic University of Norway, Tromsø, Norway; and National Cancer Institute, Bethesda, Maryland.
    Note: All authors had full access to all of the data (including statistical reports and tables) in the study and take responsibility for the integrity of the data and the accuracy of the data analysis. The authors are not affiliated with the listed funding institutions. Drs. Gunter and Murphy act as the guarantors of this article.

    Acknowledgment: The authors thank the EPIC participants and staff for their valuable contribution to this research and Nicola Kerrison (MRC Epidemiology Unit, University of Cambridge) for managing the data for the InterAct Project.

    Financial Support: The coordination of EPIC is financially supported by the European Commission Directorate-General for Health and Consumers and the International Agency for Research on Cancer. The national cohorts are supported by the Danish Cancer Society (Denmark); Ligue Contre le Cancer, Institut Gustave Roussy, Mutuelle Générale de l'Education Nationale, and Institut National de la Santé et de la Recherche Médicale (France); Deutsche Krebshilfe, Deutsches Krebsforschungszentrum, and Federal Ministry of Education and Research (Germany); Hellenic Health Foundation, Stavros Niarchos Foundation, and the Hellenic Ministry of Health and Social Solidarity (Greece); Italian Association for Cancer Research, National Research Council, and Associazione Iblea per la Ricerca Epidemiologica Ragusa, Associazione Volontari Italiani Sangue Ragusa, Sicilian Government (Italy); Dutch Ministry of Public Health, Welfare and Sport, Netherlands Cancer Registry, LK Research Funds, Dutch Prevention Funds, Dutch ZorgOnderzoek Nederland, World Cancer Research Fund International, and Statistics Netherlands (the Netherlands); European Research Council (grant ERC-2009-AdG 232997), N

  14. Commodity market news circus by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    Here we go again.... it's the commodity market driving news circus!
    Evidenced by this latest round of "Commodity-X is good/bad for you and here-comes-the-science" news.

    Just like comments from Mario Draghi on the Euro, or the US non-farm payroll make the currency markets fly off the handle... news like this can only serve as a driver to the plebs to hold a particular position in the commodity markets.

    Seems like the coffee price has been steadily dropping recently.... market needs more sucke... *ahem* buyers!

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  15. YEAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee is back to being great for you this month. Next month ... A single cup a year will give you CancerAids, warts and make you sexually attracted to the wrong gender for you. But red wine and chocolate will "cure" all those things.

    1. Re:YEAH by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Coffee is back to being great for you this month. Next month ... A single cup a year will give you CancerAids, warts and make you sexually attracted to the wrong gender for you. But red wine and chocolate will "cure" all those things.

      Actually... almost all the studies involving coffee have been positive for decades now.

      Back in the 80's everyone was convinced coffee must be bad for you like smoking, so they launched all these long term studies to prove it. Over the subsequent decades almost every study has come back saying the opposite.

      Coffee linked to less of certain cancers.
      Coffee linked to heart health.
      Coffee linked to lower diabetes.
      Coffee linked to less chance of strokes.
      Coffee linked to less gout.
      Coffee linked to better memory. ... the list goes on and on. Coffee hasn't been "out-of-favour" with health scientists since the 80's. And back then they didn't have any data, just convinced it had to be bad for you, without a reason.

      Even if tomorrow they announce some bad disease linked to coffee, it probably still won't be out of favour because of all the GOOD things about coffee that out-weigh it.

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  16. Debunking their own study. by geekmux · · Score: 0

    "But experts warn that the two studies...do not show that drinking coffee was behind the overall lower risk, pointing out that it could be that coffee drinkers are healthier in various ways or that those who are unwell drink less coffee."

    Did they just...debunk their own damn study?!?

    It could be that people addicted to a stimulant might be healthier in various ways, or that those who are unwell drink shitty soft drinks in order to ingest the same addictive drug.

    But hey, let's attribute the benefits to coffee anyway. It's not we're gonna find this study was bought and paid for by those who would profit the most from the product being studied. I mean, that never happens, right?

    1. Re:Debunking their own study. by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      They did not debunk their own study. It is /. and other media outlets who report the results not as portrait in the publication. Typical bullshitting of the press.

    2. Re:Debunking their own study. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But hey, let's attribute the benefits to coffee anyway. It's not we're gonna find this study was bought and paid for by those who would profit the most from the product being studied. I mean, that never happens, right?

      Another randomly angry retard got thoroughly owned about this an hour before you posted.

  17. Not drinking the stuff either way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That may well be, but I'm still not drinking that vile, contaminated substance. I know it is an acquired taste, but for the love of me, I cannot fathom how the first person ever got the idea to drink that disgusting pollutant.

  18. Dupe? by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1
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  19. Yeah, like butter vs margarine by butzwonker · · Score: 1

    ... or 1/8 l of red wine a day vs total abstinence. I've grown fairly skeptical over the years about these kind of studies, because they seem to go back and forth without any type of final conclusion in sight. Maybe I'm wrong this time and this is the last word on coffee. Then again, maybe not... ;-)

  20. Coffee flavour by DrYak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Starbucks sells coffee now?

    Yeah, it's one of their flavour that you can ask on your pumpkin syrup.

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  21. Re:Who Paid for That Study? The coffee industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    "Congratulations on providing a list."
    Aw, it was nothing. Anybody could have done it, even you.

    "Now you lazy fucker, finish your work and show me where their funding comes from, and who their sponsors are."

    Dammit. Another fucking Right Wing illiterate. It's all right there to be read if you are capable of it, and here is just one example:

    "Disclosures: Dr. Butterworth reports grants from the European Union Framework 7, the European Research Council, the U.K. Medical Research Council, the British Heart Foundation, and the U.K. National Institute for Health Research during the conduct of the study and from Biogen, Merck, and Pfizer outside the submitted work."

    I suppose you want me to track down everybody on the British Heart Foundation and have them count out their Piggy Banks for you. Tell me, are you capable of counting to 11 without unzipping your fly?

    "If anything has been proven here, it's the fact that collusion and corruption can taint the results of any study..."
    All that has been proven here is that you and "BlueStrat" are paranoid and functionally illiterate. I have given a huge number of facts, names, places and affiliations. You have given... nothing. That is all that you have to give, just accusations and ignorance with nothing to back it up with at all.
    Hey, you sound like that jerk who can usually be found on his Throne at 1600 Pennsylvania this time of night, massaging his piles and tweeting the results.

  22. Sensationnalist press article by DrYak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another study that cannot distinguish if it's causation of just correlation.

    Actually, it's not the studies' fault.
    Both studies only use the term "association" (as in : "we found the number to be somewhat correlated") with the first one even in the title.
    Even in the abstract the second study mentions it's only correlation, and there might even be reverse causation.

    But then you can count on the press to spin it up as "Coffee cures death !!!!11!!1!!"

    Ob. PHDcomics ref

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    1. Re:Sensationnalist press article by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      It's not the first time a study like this has been performed though.

      Coffee is one of the most studied drinks of all time. All the studies back each other up. This is far from the first study to suggest coffee improves heart health or risk of stroke avoidance.

      Either they're all making the same fundamental mistakes or coffee really does help.

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    2. Re:Sensationnalist press article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Suggest" not "Prove". Correlations are everywhere and they don't really mean anything. If someone can give a reason why this is the case then thats a different matter.
      http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

    3. Re:Sensationnalist press article by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      A reason has been found. Coffee contains antioxidants - assuming it hasn't been kept at scalding temperatures for several hours. Here is one general citation from among hundreds. http://www.lifeextension.com/Magazine/2012/1/Discovering-Coffees-Unique-Health-Benefits/Page-01

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    4. Re:Sensationnalist press article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Coffee cures death !!!!11!!1!!"

      Actually it does! See? I am not even dead yet.
      Now to grab another cup of000000000000000000000000000000NullThud

  23. No it does not by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    The study suggests that people who drink coffee are also people who live longer. Whether this is the effect of coffee, a socio-economic effect, or an indirect correlation, i.e., someone who drinks coffee also has a potential healthier lifestyle or even people who like coffee a in general healthier. This report on slashdot is a typical exaggeration of scientific results by media outlets, which are misleading and affect how the public see science. For example, next week another study suggests something opposite (for the same reason). Then scientists look like guessing around having no clue and that science is something, like an opinion. Everyone has one and they can be different. No one knows what is true.

  24. Study does not suggest this causation by prefec2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The original publication does not suggest any causation. This is media reporting wrong on science.

    The people processed long time research data. The result is that coffee does not have severe negative effects otherwise the correlation would have been different. However, THIS DOES NOT IMPLY THE OPPOSITE, which is any positive health effect from coffee. The scientists also pointed out that such effects cannot be determined by the used approach at all.

    1. Re:Study does not suggest this causation by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The result of the study is precisely what the summary and the article say. From the first line of the article:

      "People who drink coffee have a lower risk of dying from a host of causes, including heart disease, stroke and liver disease, research suggests...."

      What comes after the ellipsis is actually this:

      " – but experts say it’s unclear whether the health boost is down to the brew itself."

  25. Lower risk of death caused by it, sure.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    But unless that translates to a lower risk of having it in the first place, I'm not sure that l'd be happy with just a lower chance of death by it, because the way I see it is that I'm going to die eventually anyway, and simply surviving a stroke doesn't mean you will have any real quality of life afterward

  26. Disclaimer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Study was funded by Juan Valdez.

  27. I hate the guardian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "The first study looked at coffee consumption among more than 185,000 white and non-white participants"

    You mean fuckin' people?

  28. Maybe coffee drinkers relax more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe coffee drinkers relax more and take more breaks.

  29. More useless information disguised as useful. by macinit · · Score: 0

    Study shows that further studies are needed to be studied and the results of the those studies need to be studied further.

  30. Best reason to drink coffee by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2
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  31. Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by sycodon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Coffee is getting close to eggs when it comes to an endless stream of good for you, bad for you, no, wait, good for you again.

    Butter is a close third.

    Eat, drink whatever you like, just do it in moderation.

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    1. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anon-Admin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bacon is a close third it was recently published that bacon contains more monounsaturated fat than olive oil. Monounsaturated fat is considered "Heart Healthy."

      Im beginning to think that 2 fried eggs, 2 strips of bacon, toast with real butter, and a cup of coffee is a healthy breakfast. lol

    2. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Nope, it is a proven fact that coffee is good for you.

      If you drink exactly one cup of coffee per day, there is an extremely strong correlation between drinking coffee and living longer.

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    3. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by dgaller · · Score: 1

      Not really, coffee's benefits have withstood decades of research. Soda on the other hand keeps looking worse and worse, for which taxes and regulation seem inevitable.

    4. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just bacon. Wine is almost at the top too.

    5. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      if that's the case, I'm living to 150

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    6. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is the "worse and worse"?

      When has there ever been a dispute that streamlining sugar into your body is terrible? Any heavily sweetened liquid is about the most nutritionally useless thing you can consume.

      Sodas sweetened with sugar and processed sweets are cigarettes-lite, and perhaps one of the most detrimental affects of industrialization. These are all engineered to be as consumable and non-fulfilling as possible. The worst part is that no one takes them seriously and people are indoctrinated into them from childhood.

      I'm firmly of the belief that everyone should look at sugar with a very compartmentalized portion-based mindset. Allow yourself a single sugar-based, relatively satisfying (ice cream isn't a bad bet) dessert a day, if any at all, and make sure you control the portion. This notion that it's just okay to be drinking sugar whenever is and has always been insane.

    7. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Purely Idiotic.

      The research that shows butter and dairy is good for you is funded by the dairy and egg industry. Tobacco had nearly a thousand studies on its side when the Surgeon General made his landmark report in the 1960s.

      Maybe you should eat cyanide in moderation. For the rest of us, moderation will kill you.

      https://nutritionfacts.org/video/the-saturated-fat-studies-set-up-to-fail/

    8. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Purely Idiotic. Neither bacon nor isolated vegetable oils are good for you. Stop spouting nonsense.

      Humans are physiologically herbivores, high fat diets are not healthy for you and none of the blue zones eat one.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXj76A9hI-o

    9. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Humans are categorically not herbivores. We evolved to be omnivores - from the variety of teeth we have (and their placement), similar diets across primates (meat when they can, plant matter otherwise), our gut structure, our long-established archaeological evidence for ancient humans hunting, our good depth perception, and many other things. We evolved to be omnivores.

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    10. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Cyanide is now called vitamin B-17 (aka Laetrile) by snake oil salespeople.

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    11. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it is a proven fact that coffee is good for you. If you drink exactly one cup of coffee per day, there is an extremely strong correlation between drinking coffee and living longer.

      No, 3 to 5 cups a day is better. The experts recommend a maximum of 400mg of caffeine a day which is about three cups of brewed coffee or 5 cups of instant. (YCMV)

    12. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      What teeth of ours is "omnivorous"? Why does a gorilla that's 97% herbivore (and other 3% insects) have similiar teeth?

      Bears are omnivores and their teeth are completely canine. You will find nearly all omnis like this. Our teeth are herbivourous.

      Depth Perception? Then why do our herbivorous ape and monkey cousins have all these traits too?

    13. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      The canine and front teeth, obviously. The vast majority of our ape and monkey cousins, as I said, are not herbivores. Chimps and bonobos are known to hunt, kill, and eat other mammals. Many monkeys also eat meat. Gorillas are the outlier among apes and larger monkeys.

      Bears have molars, actually. Please do some research before saying things that could be easily disproven by about three seconds on Google. Our teeth are omnivorous.

      Well, for one - as I said earlier - most of our ape and monkey cousins aren't herbivorous. It's awfully useful for catching insects (which, you'll note, are not plants).

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    14. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, how stupid can an argument be? Herbivorous is not an ethical designation that humans attach to something like vegan. Deer have been documented eating baby birds that fell out of the nest, they are still herbivores because that's what they're best adapted to.

      Gorilla eat vast majority vegetation supplement with a tiny bit of insects:
      https://seaworld.org/animal-info/animal-infobooks/gorilla/diet-and-eating-habits/

      Btw, canine is the position of the teeth. Even horses have "canines". And Gorilla canines are many multiple times larger than ours, and it's to pierce fruit, not flesh. Go compare our teeth to a gorillas, then to a lions or wolves.

      You do some research. Or go out and bite a living animal like a bear or lion can and tell me how that turns out for you. I can't bullshit like that gets upvoted.

      http://www.ecologos.org/anatomy.htm

    15. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Time to watch that Woody Allen documentary, "Sleeper", again.

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    16. Re:Coffee, Eggs, Etc. by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      About as stupid as your argument, apparently. Yeah, deer are primarily herbivores, like gorillas. What's your point?

      I'm not arguing about what gorillas do or do not eat. We agree on that. They are the outliers amongst the great apes. Human, chimps, bonobos, and others all hunt and kill other animals for food.

      Most gorilla teeth are larger than ours. They use their teeth for a lot of things, including defense. Comparing our teeth to an animal that is primarily carnivorous doesn't make sense either, since we aren't carnivores.

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  32. NOT EVEN ONCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All the Coffee Achievers are dead now.
    • David Bowie - dead.
    • the band Heart - dead.
    • ELO - dead.
    • Cicely Tyson - dead.
    • Jane Curtin - dead.
    • Kurt Vonnegut - dead.
    • Ken Anderson. - dead.

    Coffee is really the Devil's brew, stay far away.

    1. Re:NOT EVEN ONCE by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2

      According to wikipedia, both Ann Wilson and Nancy Wilson ( Heart ) are still alive.

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    2. Re:NOT EVEN ONCE by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      As is Jane Curtin.

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  33. Higher Risk of Other Causes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Coffee may reduce the risk of dying from heart attack and stroke, but increases the risk of dying from a host of other diseases, such as Hydroxyl Acid poisoning. Hydroxyl Acid is nasty stuff that is found in all coffee-based beverages. It is stored in the coffee beans and small amounts of it are extracted during the brewing process. If the amount of it in the human body gets too high, it can result in severe, life-threatening electrolyte imbalances such as hypokalemia.

    1. Re:Higher Risk of Other Causes by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Some people even brew their coffee in a hydroxyl acid solution.

  34. Association by DrYak · · Score: 2

    It's not the first time a study like this has been performed though. {...} Either they're all making the same fundamental mistakes or coffee really does help.

    These specific 2 studies linked from TFS on /. specifically looked for association and nothing more.
    i.e.: you put some health marker on 1 axis (here: low incidence of cardio-vascular problems) and put coffee consumption on the 2nd axis, and then you notice that the data point line-up nicely, which (again for these 2 studies) only suggest that there is a link between the two (*a* link. Any link. Causality is just one possibility).
    these studies don't go beyond that, and clearly state this, even in the title and/or in the abstract.
    But the press is still spinning it as "Coffee proven to cure everything".

    I'm not saying whether or not it's possible that coffee is some miracle cure.

    The whole thread is just arguing that mere correlation doesn't necessarily mean causation.
    I'm pointing that these article never even attempted to prove anything beyond statistical link.

    Of course, there are *other* scientific articles about coffee, not only cohorts studies like these, but also analysis of potential mechanisms that could explain coffee actually causing health to benefit from drinking.
    (random example : presence of anti-oxidant in coffee)

    Si it might be true that drinking coffee could under some specific circumstance be good for your health.

    But today's article alone cannot *suggest* that - as implied in the title
    (that's the whole debate in this thread)
    and actually the study never attempted to suggest it.

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    1. Re:Association by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      It isn't proof, but it is evidence. Part of a growing body of evidence and a growing body of studies that say the same thing.

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  35. Not this again by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Over many decades, I've seen many stories about coffee being good, bad, good, bad, good, bad, etc. etc. It's kind of like Moore's Law: until the streak/pattern is broken for several years, assume it applies. (Moore's Law does appear slumped of late, but no such coffee-study swerve yet.)

    Let's just call it even: coffee is medium for you if you don't overdue it.

    1. Re:Not this again by omnichad · · Score: 1

      coffee is medium for you if you don't overdue it.

      What? So if I drink it before it's too late, it will help me contact spirits?

  36. That was actually the explanation for "one drink" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    What if... Those who are unwell were strictly forbidden to drink covfefe by their doctors ?

    I hear that WAS the actual explanation behind the research results that led to the "one drink a day (or very moderate drinking) is better than alcohol abstinence" advice.

    The coffee numbers look more like actual benefits, though. Which is not too surprising, given that coffee has a lot of chemicals in it that are known to be, or suspected of being, good for you in appropriate ways (such as antioxidants).

    The fun part will be finding out which ones and by what mechanism they're helping out. It's a heck of a lot easier to do a big long-term study on a popular drink than to do a similarly high-quality study on each of the several thousand (known) biologically-active chemical compounds in the mix.

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  37. Back in reality... by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Back in reality it causes high blood pressure and causes strokes and heart attacks.

  38. This week it's 'flip', next week it'll be 'flop' by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    ..and so on. Coffee is on a long list of things that almost literally every week they flip-flop on whether it's good for you or bad for you.

    You want my advice? Ignore all of it and just do what you like. The list of things that will eventually kill you is even longer. Be as healthy as you can without paying attention to all the hype, and enjoy life while you can.

  39. Research brought to you by Starbucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in the Guardian, so consider the source....

  40. NEWS FLASH!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    INSTANT DEATH cuts the risk of death by any other cause by 100 percent or more!!

    Film at 11

  41. Simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dead people generally don't drink coffee, so there's a much higher chance to be alive if you do.

  42. Well.... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    At least for this month.

  43. Antioxidants by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1

    Coffee has, by far, the most antioxidants of anything we eat or drink.

    So does it cure cancer too?