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Roomba's Next Big Step Is Selling Maps of Your Home to the Highest Bidder (gizmodo.com)

The maker of the Roomba robotic vacuum, iRobot -- which we have talked about several times in the past -- has found itself embroiled in a privacy row after its chief executive suggested it may begin selling floor plans of customers' homes, derived from the movement data of their autonomous servants. From a report: While it may seem like the information that a Roomba could gather is minimal, there's a lot to be gleaned from the maps it's constantly updating. It knows the floor plan of your home, the basic shape of everything on your floor, what areas require the most maintenance, and how often you require cleaning cycles, along with many other data points. [...] If a company like Amazon, for example, wanted to improve its Echo smart speaker, the Roomba's mapping info could certainly help out. Spatial mapping could improve audio performance by taking advantage of the room's acoustics. Do you have a large room that's practically empty? Targeted furniture ads might be quite effective. The laser and camera sensors would paint a nice portrait for lighting needs that would factor into smart lights that adjust in real time. Smart AC units could better control airflow. And additional sensors added in the future would gather even more data from this live-in double agent.

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  1. OH man...I don't like this... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I actually have the advanced version of the Neato Botvac..that makes maps of my house after it runs..which I thought was nice to visually ensure it hit everything.

    I hope THEY don't start selling this info....!!!

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    1. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, now it's going to find all the dead people I leave lying around. Maybe it'll suggest cleaning supplies for that!

    2. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Eh, nobody's going to pay for maps of dead bodies. I'm more interested in buying maps of houses with very expensive TVs. Preferably if the house doesn't have a gun safe.

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    3. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'll let one loose in a public men's room. That'll be funny.

    4. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by fermion · · Score: 1
      When I look at the maps, it is hard for me to match what it does to the layout of the home. I tend to be a visual person, so I usually can map these kind of things to reality.

      Also, I tend to move the robot to different parts of the house, so there would have to be some significant processing before anyone could use the data to generate an accurate map.

      That said, there is a evidently a camera on the iRobot, so depending on the data is collected, there may be more than just a map. When I bought it i did not know about the camera. I guess we all need to look at keeping the robot limited to a LAN. If there is a world connection, then we may be looking at at another IoT security risk that most of us have not though about.

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    5. Re: OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft! A real man would steal the gun safe too!

    6. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be at all funny. In fact, it would suck.

    7. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Is the thing using an "app" or "cloud" then you can be sure that it's being sold to the highest bidder.

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    8. Re: OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOLON LABE.

      Please.

    9. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      I actually have the advanced version of the Neato Botvac..that makes maps of my house after it runs..which I thought was nice to visually ensure it hit everything.

      I hope THEY don't start selling this info....!!!

      They might find out my sofa clearance just high enough for the damn thing to get stuck. I'll give that away free.

    10. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot headline 101, when someone says they might sell information, tack on 'to the highest bidder' in the headline, even if they never said that. It creates a sense of greed and shifts focus away from possible other sensible reasons.

    11. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better do it fast, in California they are busy doing their best to eliminated gender specific bathrooms. They are becoming everyone bathrooms.

      The odd part is standing at the sink while you wash you hands and fix your hair. I imagine chicks would like a bit more privacy from men while they do that.

    12. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's implied. If they are floating the idea, that means they clearly want to see how it will go. I'm sure the stockholders would be rather upset if they didn't maximize their profits to the best of their abilities. It is, after all, why they invested.

    13. Re: OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be careful about what you wish for. The last time Greeks used that phrase in Cyprus, they learned the meaning of "gel dedin geldik".

    14. Re: OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mother smells of elderberries?

    15. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming the gun safe wouldn't make you a target. Rather useful if you're planning something like an armed robbery and don't want to buy a gun that can be traced to you or pay the high price of the black market.

    16. Re:OH man...I don't like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no "possible other sensible" reasons for the sale of this data...

      The examples cited in the summary are all the type of inane bullshit which distracts from the sensible use of technology ... sharing data with amazon alexa, "smart" appliances, advertisers ... yeah, no thanks, that's all mindless bullshit. I don't need surveillence to dictate the perfect air conditioner settings, I can use my fucking hands to do that.

      The "smart" home is a regression, it is not progress. The technology I like is the kind that solves problems that don't already have solutions. The dimmer switch already exists, no need to replace it with an internet connected robot vacuum that communicates with internet connected robot lights ... what the fuck???

      Side point, the loss of security afforded by the "smart" home automatically discounts any alleged benefits it may have. I don't need to sacrifice my privacy and physical safety for the luxury of self-dimming lights.

  2. the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    why is this thing connected to the internet in the first place?

    1. Re:the real question is... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Mine isn't - and I didn't go bottom of the line either.

    2. Re:the real question is... by gnick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My SIL showed me the app for her unit over the weekend. She seemed particularly excited over being able to order a cleaning cycle from the restaurant. She was also proud of the map she could pull up and show us of the floor plan and cleaning results, but it was the remote control that seemed to be the selling point. As long as these types of features excite people, they'll be available.

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    3. Re:the real question is... by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      because when you're trying to sex up the female you co-habitate with and she's not in the mood cause she didn't have time to clean, you can order it to clean the house over the internet from the phone beside you

    4. Re:the real question is... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      It's called innovation. Speaking of which: are they finally putting Lipo batteries in those things now?

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    5. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is this thing connected to the internet in the first place?

      So that it can sell maps of your home to the highest bidder. It's right there in the title!

    6. Re:the real question is... by rtkluttz · · Score: 1

      But this is the big myth perpetuated by the internet of things so they can sell YOU. All the functions of IOT gadgets can be had just as well from within your own home with VPN's and apps that don't have to tie into big brother but instead connect directly to the IOT thing.

      I will NEVER be OK with asking a company for login or control permission for a thing that sits inside my own network.

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    7. Re:the real question is... by dugancent · · Score: 1

      I have an older version of the Roomba. It doesn't, and has no way to, connect to the internet.

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    8. Re:the real question is... by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

      bigger problem - they still haven't solved the whole "SMEARING PET SHIT ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE" problem.

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    9. Re:the real question is... by infolation · · Score: 5, Funny

      why is this thing connected to the internet in the first place?

      Because that's how they hoover up your data!

    10. Re: the real question is... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Significant Imaginary Lover?

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    11. Re:the real question is... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      So they can sell the plans of your house to highest bidder, which means that it would be easy for someone trying to rob you.

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    12. Re: the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sister-in-law, you stupid cow.

    13. Re:the real question is... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      why is this thing connected to the internet in the first place?

      Because that's how they hoover up your data!

      I see what you did there...

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    14. Re:the real question is... by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Simple fix, don't have pets that shit on the floor.

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    15. Re: the real question is... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Nope. That would be S-I-L. Good luck learning English!

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    16. Re: the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Po-tay-to, po-tah-to...

    17. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question. Because idiots, er end users, think it's cool to have this thing on their local wifi because they can't be bothered to get off their ass and push a few simple buttons on the device itself.

      I have a roomba and love it, it literally saves me 20ish hours of work a month. I'll either never own a wifi enabled model, or if I ever do I'll either disable it if possible or send that device to 127.0.0.1

      IMO, no home appliance*** ever created (past, present or future) has any legitimate use or need to be internet connected.

      ***appliance (stoves, freezers, irons, vacuums, sewing machines, refrigerators, microwaves, etc. Not included in this list is security devices, like cameras, locks, etc. Though those should only be connected once they can be truly secured, which mean no product available on the market today.

    18. Re: the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moo-moo, moo?

    19. Re:the real question is... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Even simpler fix: get a house without floors.

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    20. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to post exactly that. Who the fuck keeps pets that shit on the floor?

    21. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even simpler fix: get a house without floors.

      That was my solution. I told the kids. "Just pretend the bottomless void is lava."

    22. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bigger problem - they still haven't solved the whole "SMEARING PET SHIT ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE" problem.

      But that is an easy mod:

      1. Put two un-insulated wires along the front of the Roomba. All the way around the front, and they must not touch. Thus, the resistance between them is infinite.
      2. When roomba drives into something damp like pet shit, resistance between these wires drop to a few kOhm - or lower.
      3. It is very simple to make a circuit that detects this condition, and disconnect the roomba battery when it happens. Or fakes a button press that stops it immediately.
      4. Tune the circuit as needed - you may not want your roomba to stop because of a slightly damp rug.

      A more advanced solution would also use the roomba speaker to shout "Help, I ran into something icky!"

    23. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong in using the home wifi so I can control it with my phone. But NO CLOUD CONNECTION! The solution should work perfectly fine with a home wifi that isn't connected to the larger internet.

      A store tried to sell me a dishwasher that I could start remotely from an app. "I - and how many others?" was my answer, and I bought a machine without that sort of madness. I didn't bother pointing out that such dishwashers is the perfect place to hide a virus server . . .

    24. Re: the real question is... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Now is try again for *dissolving*. Of course this is best for extra fun.

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    25. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that's how they hoover up your data!

      J. Edgar, or William?

    26. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your roomba is pooping all over your floor then it's well past time to change its baggie.

    27. Re: the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "pets" he probably meant his Indian housekeeper.

    28. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly do not own cats. Sometimes a small piece will get stuck to their ass as they get out of the litter box. It's fairly uncommon but it does happen. It only has to happen once for a roomba to ruin your day.

      Not to mention, cats get hairballs and you don't want that smeared all over the place either.

      Basically if you own pets, don't have a roomba. Which is a shame because they shed and it'd be great if the thing could do the house every day to keep the fur up.

    29. Re:the real question is... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Dam you!

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    30. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even simpler fix: get a house without floors.

      Then what's the automated suckbot for?

    31. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong in using the home wifi so I can control it with my phone. But NO CLOUD CONNECTION!

      Easy solution: Set up a wifi network for IoT devices and configure your router appropriately. Most routers are configured to allow LAN traffic out, but WAN traffic is blocked except for already-established connections. Simply configure your the LAN connection of your IoT network to only allow some basic stuff out (maybe NTP, DNS, Pings, etc...) and block all connections that aren't already established. Then set up a port forward for your cell phone app to talk to whatever device. You can make outbound exceptions for things that you really want to communicate with the internet (maybe NEST protects?).

    32. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you worried about? My 5xx is nearly 10 years old and I replaced the orginal battery pack that came with it just this year. Pretty good for daily use (clean the floor everyday at 04:00).

    33. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNS and ICMP are good enough to communicate with the outside world. Take a look at iodine or icmptunnel to see a working VPN over these protocols.

    34. Re: the real question is... by The123king · · Score: 1
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    35. Re:the real question is... by coofercat · · Score: 1

      We have a Thinkgizmos something-or-other - it cleans our kitchen/diner very nicely. I don't know if the Roombas have this problem, but in ours there's a little box that needs emptying from time to time - it seems to fill up with fluff, crumbs, hair etc. If they could make an app-controlled version of my robot that didn't have this problem, then I might be interested ;-)

      FWIW, our vacuum was about £150, much less than the £300+ for a roomba. I can't say if it's better or worse, but it does clean pretty well, so in that regard, it meets requirements. It also doesn't have any sort of network connection - AFAIK, you can't even update the software via USB or anything. Honestly, I'm fine with that - sure, a new release might save 15 minutes out of an hours cleaning time, but if it gets clean, then it gets clean, and I'm not going to worry about the time it takes while I'm asleep.

    36. Re:the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you don't own pets?

      Pets get old and can have accidents. Pets get stomach bugs, just like people.

  3. Something something maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Modern mapp mappers use mapps to mapp mapps, or something. Mapps?

    1. Re:Something something maps by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1

      I LOL'd but am out of mod points, well played sir.

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    2. Re:Something something maps by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Someone get this AC a username! More comments like this please.

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    3. Re:Something something maps by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Mapman!

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  4. Why connect a Roomba by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    To the internet for anything but firmware update?

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    1. Re:Why connect a Roomba by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Well, I do, but I do so using my own hardware and software. The Roomba doesn't get to talk to the internet except through me.

    2. Re:Why connect a Roomba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This vacuum requires an internet connection, otherwise it wont suck"....?

      Any other stupid questions?

  5. Modded this down yesterday as fake by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Sadly, it isn't fake.

    Sigh.

    This is disgusting.

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    1. Re:Modded this down yesterday as fake by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      There is great danger it seems to me to arise from the constant habit which prevails where anything is opposed or objected to, of referring without rhyme or reason to the Constitution as a means of preventing its accomplishment, thus creating the general impression that the Constitution is but a barrier to progress instead of being the broad highway through which alone true progress may be enjoyed.

      Apparently this also works for privacy.

      Most privacy complaints I've seen are of two flavors: something people are leaking like crazy anyway; or something innocuous and, besides, expensive and difficult to handle.

      Of the latter, we have things which expose little about you in and of themselves, but which might tell us some things in aggregate by focused investigation. I'm not talking about Siri recording all your speech in the Cloud; I'm talking about things like isolated handwriting and speaking samples, browsing habits, and demographics of visitors to a Web site. A Web site can track your activities because you go there, but people don't want the Web site to track your activities (cookies), or to identify that you are male and 25-35 years old.

      As I've stated: focusing on an individual and drawing a picture of one person's activities--assuming you can positively-identify that individual in the various data sources available to you--might tell you a disturbing amount about them. Otherwise, you are a statistic in a sea of information, invisible because nobody cares about you in particular.

      In general, businesses want to analyze data to identify links between behaviors. They want to know if a demographic exists that will buy a particular product, and if they can subdivide it into the various demographics sensitive to the different presentations of said product. Such analysis is bulky and complex; it's extremely-expensive, and nobody wants to do it. The most economic use of all of this data, therefor, is to provide a service of aggregate data to fit a stated need, which would de-personalize the raw data as a matter of course.

      It therefor occurs to me that we should embrace the progress provided by big data services in a way which demands strict privacy protections: we should regulate the transfer of raw, identifiable data sets, and encourage the service of aggregation. We should also find a way of storing the data as depersonalized as possible, of aging it, and of destroying it. We should also declare, as a matter of Congressional law affirming Constitutional law, that said data is protected under fourth-amendment provisions against unlawful search and seizure, and so the Government can only make such a data request with a court order of narrow scope to select individuals--and that scope must pass reasonable Judiciary review to issue a warrant, such that overly-broad requests are hopefully excluded.

      We should allow an organization to file to receive data from a source within another organization. This filing will specify the scope and form of the data, and what depersonalization is available to them in transit: any extraneous data need not be there, and shall be expunged before transfer. Mandatory independent audits performed on-site would sample incoming data, exposing some potentially-raw data to the auditors, but never shipping it off-site in bulk, thus minimizing exposure while maintaining regulatory capacity by independent reporting.

      Such an organization may perform the service of aggregating results for third parties. If an advertiser wants to sell targeted advertising, he can create and measure markets, but not people. You are not a man; you are a proportion of a statistic, inseparable from a whole unit. There may be 100,000 households in a small city including a member fitting your description as per the query, and you are incorporated into this regional statistic for the client. Just as the voter has no voice but that which booms from the polls, you have no identity but that which arises from the common trends in large amounts of data.

    2. Re:Modded this down yesterday as fake by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I don't remember a targeted ad ever working. I do remember that change in ads creeping me out and then associating that creepiness with the products advertised. Are competitors using targeted ads to creep people out and put them off buying competing products by advertising them in a negative manner. Make not mistake targeted advertising is mostly targeted at the people buying advertising space. Logically enough the less ads you see the more offensive they become, you cease to be accustomed to the intrusion and now they simply put you off, much like a barker randomly walking into you house to scream in face to buy what ever shit the barker is screaming about.

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  6. How can I fuck with the data being sent? by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Appliances shouldn't report on their owners.

    Having said that, it could be fun having the Roomba send data that indicates:
    - Our bathrooms are the size of Airplane hangers
    - The master bedroom is actually a dungeon
    - Our pets consist of only magical creatures
    - My workroom contains nuclear materials

    1. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bedroom is more likely to contain nuclear materials and my workroom is more likely to be a dungeon.

    2. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd get a truckload of old boxes and make a giant cardboard box maze along with some spiral and regular ramps. Maybe even a Jubilex, Asmodeus map or a Wizard of Yendor tower.

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    3. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Appliances shouldn't report on their owners.

      ...automatically. TFS gave some good ideas for how sharing the information could benefit the user, so if we can set aside the knee-jerk "omfg mah privacies!!1!" reaction and focus on something reasonable, like allowing sharing on a per-vendor opt-in basis, then maybe this sort of thing could actually improve our lives.

      As for intruders: furniture is not anywhere on a thief's list of concerns when burglarizing (no comment) and generally you can get a blueprint of a house from the local government clerk's/property office (probably for a fee) anyways, so it's not like this suddenly opens up some huge attack vector.

    4. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Our local Costco has started carrying Roombas recently, and the price is decent. The last two times I was there, I toyed with getting one.

      Now I am not going to buy one under any circumstances. I don't care if the CEO backtracks later - he's just proven why these sorts of devices should not be owned by anyone with any sort of intelligence.

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    5. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      You're likely not aware of Costco's business, but basically these models aren't going to show up for a long time. They help companies like iRobot clean out last year's models from the warehouse. You won't find the latest and greatest there for an item like this.

    6. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs layout mini walls that spell "FU".

    7. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think these robots create their maps?

      With a camera that points straight up.

      So at the very least, they can find out if you have expensive lamps. Or silverware/paintings/art on your top shelf.

      If they have success with "directed ads based on cataloging home contents" then surely those cameras will go wide-angle so they can see everything. Corporations will know - sometimes burglars will know after burgling data first. Hackers will crack roombas and record "neighbour porn". Who watches through they eyes of your roomba?

    8. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      [I]t could be fun having the Roomba send data that indicates: [...]
      - My workroom contains nuclear materials

      It's only fun and games until SWAT breaks down your door in the middle of the night, shoots your dog, and leaves your children traumatized because of the CYA mentality that prevents people from leaving things that are obviously jokes alone, just in case they end up being credible threats.

    9. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by mykepredko · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's when the fun and games start.

      Imagine the lawsuit/settlement that you can have with a company that wrongly accuses you of working with nuclear materials based on the word of a vacuum cleaner.

      They will basically give you anything you want to keep the press from finding out.

    10. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I'd get a truckload of old boxes and make a giant cardboard box maze along with some spiral and regular ramps. Maybe even a Jubilex, Asmodeus map or a Wizard of Yendor tower.

      Bonus points for the geek that gets their mapping program to output MC Escher's staircase painting.
      Double bonus points for the geek that introduces a fractal image that crashes their servers similar to the image Picard wanted to introduce into the Borg Collective via Hugh...

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    11. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's when the fun and games start.

      Imagine the lawsuit/settlement that you can have with a company that wrongly accuses you of working with nuclear materials based on the word of a vacuum cleaner.

      They will basically give you anything you want to keep the press from finding out.

      ...and imagine all the sheep in the jury who will knee-jerk overreact to hang you because "for the children" and "safety".

    12. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Funny

      That should be relatively doable, but I do question how your Roomba will react

      *Clicks button to clean bathroom*
      Roomba: "Did you install the 12 additional charging points I asked for? I'm not going in there"

      Fine! *Clicks button to clean master bedroom*
      Roomba: "Screw the first law of robotics, I'm invoking the third!"

      Grr! *Clicks button to clean workroom*
      Roomba: "My friend died when they asked him to clean Fukushima." *Drives to the corner of the room* *sobbing sounds*.

    13. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      he's just proven why these sorts of devices should not be owned by anyone with any sort of intelligence.

      So let me get this straight: Instead of junk ads from the highest bidder, getting this device may cause Amazon to actually advertise stuff that makes sense for me, AND it cleans my house? Frankly I'd be happy with just the former.

    14. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Get one without a cellular modem. If it was wifi or a PC connection, don't connect it. If it doesn't work without that, return it.

      Returns are actually a great way to punish companies that try to hide bullshit in the EULA and don't clearly advertise that their products need spying enabled to work. You can usually get them to pay return postage in the UK, dunno about other places.

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    15. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have almost zero advertisements. I deliberately go out of my way to block networks/sites that block ads. It's a little work at first, but it pays off.

      I just don't understand "But you would rather have TARGETED ads rather than something random".

  7. I've been using and loving Roombas for years now by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    And my response to this idea is: Nope.

  8. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. Not so breaking and entering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What data can be gleaned? Casing your house. Doesn't this approach peeping Tom status?

  10. How much profit potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems almost as ridiculous as targeting people with dark-colored clothing on hot days to sell more lemonade.

  11. i predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I predict the mindless consumer crowd will be all over this like stink on shit, just like they signed up for data merchants (of YOUR data) like Facebook in droves. Just like they happily install the DeluxeFlashLight932 app that demands permission to scrape your call history and contact list, sending it to who knows where. Just like they'll buy a "Smart TV" with a microphone and connect it to the internet, in the face of warnings from the TV maker not to have "sensitive conversations" in front of the bloody thing. Just like... oh fuck it. We could be here forever.

    If there's one lesson to take away from the entire non-techie-driven computing revolution so far, it's that there is nothing they won't consider a bad idea.

  12. What do we get out of it? by Lavithas · · Score: 1

    Why should I spend money on a Roomba so it can tell me to spend more money?
    I'm fully capable of buying furniture on my own, thank you very much.

    They mention Amazon as a buyer, but let's get real, spam ads would eventually show up.

    Lastly, I'd just disable my Roomba's internet capabilities if I somehow got too lazy to vacuum.

  13. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all the little bits and pieces that the fit together.

    Your floor plan may tell a little about your income, how you live? Do you have a pool table? Is your house over 3,000 square feet?

    Do you have bookshelves, are you a reader? Is there a nursery? Kids rooms? A finished basement?

    Without spending more than a minute on this, I can already see that they'll learn a lot about you from your vacuum.

    Fuck Roomba, and Nest, and my cell phone and ISP. I want a little privacy.

  14. DOOM doom DOOM doom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps now we will finally get some decent FPS maps.

    1. Re:DOOM doom DOOM doom by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      like the unreleased Columbine wad?

  15. and roomba can be looking at Accessory changers by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and roomba can be looking at Accessory changers

  16. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

    Yeah, the deal sucks.

    *rimshot*

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  17. Re: Mapping Out Home Invasions by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

    Tinfoil hat time turned out to mean "this is really happening and we should not have laughed", or haven't you been paying attention ?

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  18. Privacy concerns are minimal by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Seriously.... who cares that they know your floor plan? Besides, you listed all these advantages that can help you as a consumer, by
    having your other devices know your floor plan!

    My only concern is if you bought the device, then the maps should be your property, and you should be free to submit this data to all your smarthome product vendors without adding to the costs of their products.

    It seems a bit unfair that you spent $$$ on this robot that collects your data AND the company wants to tax your data instead of allowing you to submit it and do what you will with the data from your bot for free.

    1. Re:Privacy concerns are minimal by Scutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously.... who cares that they know your floor plan?

      It's not what they're selling, it's that they're selling it at all. Consumers seem to have no control over their personal data anymore. They're at the mercy of whichever corporation decides that they'd like to squeeze you for a little more money. The answer shouldn't be "well, stop using that technology!". What we should be doing is demanding stronger consumer protection laws to prevent it from happening in the first place.

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    2. Re:Privacy concerns are minimal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer shouldn't be "well, stop using that technology!"

      Yes, it should. We should be rewarding the companies that act well, and punishing the ones that don't.

      Unfortunately the teeming masses have done exactly the opposite, at every possible opportunity. They have driven out of business companies that were "good guys" and didn't gather all your data for themselves, and rewarded Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and other privacy violators. Is it then any surprise that we're getting more of the behavior they are rewarding, and less of the behavior they are punishing?

    3. Re:Privacy concerns are minimal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not squeezing you for more money. They've extracted what they can from you and are selling you out. These aren't barbarians at the gate demanding tribute. These are the fucks you let inside who are selling gate keys to the barbarians.

    4. Re:Privacy concerns are minimal by Arzaboa · · Score: 1

      Would surely be nice if there was a mechanism that actually worked to keep this stuff off the internet. Seems the "free market" isn't doing the job. I assume that these companies will have free reign to do this until the vast majority of people say something.

    5. Re:Privacy concerns are minimal by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Seems the "free market" isn't doing the job

      Yeah, well... humans. As often as not, they don't act rationally or in their own self-interest.

      That sort of behavior destroys the simplistic economic models you read about in the newspaper or see on TV.

      The simplistic models justify being an asshole, so they stick around.

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    6. Re:Privacy concerns are minimal by Arzaboa · · Score: 1

      Nod. So right.

  19. ok now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Slashdot for not letting me repeat fuck Roomba

  20. Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only APPS can app apps, NOT LUDDITE maps!

    Apps!

  21. Feces detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would get a roomba, totally would. I have 2 dogs who shed, and I know it would be a big help. However, I have seen one too many of the poop vs roomba pictures, and never want to have to clean that up. One would think there would be some sort of crap detector that could be implemented.

  22. Re:I've been using and loving Roombas for years no by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    You've been "using and loving" a Roomba for years? May I suggest a Realdoll instead?

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  23. Re:I've been using and loving Roombas for years no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A realdoll with sucktion like a vacuum cleaner and can clean floors? That's called a wife isn't it?

  24. Smart Toilet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My toilet reports that I like taking huge dumps daily. Send info to company.

  25. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by ghoul · · Score: 1

    Solution. Clean your panic room manually

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  26. Just killed Roomba for me by slincolne · · Score: 1

    I have been shopping around for one of these - now it's just not going to happen. Talk about exploiting your customers :-(

  27. Sounds great! by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Do you have a large room that's practically empty? Targeted furniture ads might be quite effective."

    Yeah, those will be super-effective, because all those people with giant, empty rooms probably aren't aware that a thing called "furniture" exists.

    Fuckheads.

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  28. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by xlsior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your local county assessor's office already has the floorplan and street view of your house publicly available on the internet for no charge in all likelihood.

  29. Re:I've been using and loving Roombas for years no by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Nah, Roombas are cheaper, offer better suction, and make a sexy whirring sound.

  30. I am SO SHOCKED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who EVER could have seen this day coming? Before it was on sale? Before it was built?

    *sigh*

    Some things are such an obvious inevitability it's painful. (Disclaimer - I don't own one)

  31. This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I’ll never own smart devices

  32. Free roomba? by Chewbacon · · Score: 2

    I think we have a deal.

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  33. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by darkpixel2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tinfoil hat time, but the same data could provide the means of a well-crafted home invasion. In the event of a full breach home invasion, one of the advantages that the home owner has is knowing the layout of their home. If those that mean to do harm, have the home layout they can pre-plan out everything in advance.

    That's why I rearrange all my rooms daily. Imagine their surprise when they burst into the master bedroom only to find it full of dishes from earlier in the day.

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  34. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the roomba, why bother when real estate agents completely photo bomb your rental home, contents and all.

    I have said to my SO that privacy is a huge concern that is invaded on a daily basis now without even a whimper.
    The idea that a chinsy realestate agents office packed full of photos, keys, addresses and a shitty office alarm system any competent career criminal could bypass is just mind boggling.
    I dubbed it a criminals wet dream crime spree.
    The potential for someone to gain access to all of this data (all digital on an office server (If you're lucky! maybe just Windows workstations running home): photos of entire house internals including occupants items, addresses, photos of keys and alarm codes) and to enter it all into a crime database categorising special homes of interest is very real and extremely valuable to the criminal burglar.

  35. No WiFi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because my Roomba has the capability to connect to WiFi doesn't mean I've enabled it to do so, and since there aren't any unsecured WiFi hotspots close to my home I don't have to worry about it back-channeling data to the mothership. It's not like they are going to crawl through my neighborhood with an unsecured hotspot van to get the data off of my Roomba. Google Earth already learned the hard way not to try stunts like that.

  36. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be expensive to collect, digitise, maintain, host, and update information in that sort of detail, so it seems unlikely. The assessors office will be interested in value for taxation purposes, and plans for remodels where some sort of permission was required and new builds might be available, but a unique plan of every house of every age? I doubt it.

  37. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    If those that mean to do harm, have the home layout they can pre-plan out everything in advance.

    I'm not sure who is doing you harm, but it sounds like they are a well connected intelligence agency. You're likely screwed either way.

  38. FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we go one fucking product without someone trying to sell our private info?

  39. Was going to buy a Roomba until I read the privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    policy which basically said: Yeah, if you want to keep your data private, just don't activate any of the cool features that we use to sell this device. You can't use any advanced feature or connect it to the internet.

    Not quite to the scumbag-ness as Microsoft, but pretty fucking scummy.

  40. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No floor plan for our assessments and street view doesn't cover where the houses are a mile apart... try again.

  41. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by xlsior · · Score: 1

    Depends on where you live -- in the few cities around where I live, you can most definitely look up the floorplans as well as other info on the assessor website -- both new properties (my own house, from 2006) as well as old ones (my in-laws, 1950)