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Charter Has Moved Millions of Customers To New -- And Often Higher -- Pricing (arstechnica.com)

After Charter closed the acquisitions of Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks in May 2016, it moved 30 percent of the customers it acquired onto new pricing plans, resulting in many people paying higher prices. "Before the merger, Charter had about 6.8 million customers; afterward, Charter had 25.4 million customers in 41 states and became the second-largest U.S. cable company after Comcast," reports Ars Technica. From the report: Charter came up with new prices and packages, and many customers saw their bills rise when their previous discounts expired and they were switched to non-promotional pricing. Now, 30 percent of the ex-TWC and ex-Bright House customers are paying different -- and often higher -- prices. Charter CEO Thomas Rutledge provided the update in an earnings call last week (hat tip to FierceCable). According to a Seeking Alpha transcript, Rutledge said: "In June, we finished the rollout of our new pricing, packaging, and branding across our national footprint with the last launch of Spectrum in Hawaii. We now offer a simple, straightforward, high-value product using a consistent and uniform approach across our 50 million passings under one brand, Spectrum. The new product is succeeding with consumers across our footprint. In the second quarter, our customers and PSU [primary service unit] connects were higher year-over-year. And as of the end of the second quarter, 30 percent of Time Warner Cable and Bright House legacy customers were in our new pricing and packaging, up from 17 percent at the end of last quarter. In areas where we've had Spectrum in place for at least three quarters, 43 percent of our residential customers have Spectrum package products."

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  1. Degradation of the U.S. culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    U.S. companies seem to be competing with each other to be more and more abusive.

    1. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by darkain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about internet access? Which other companies are available within these monopoly markets for them to switch to? And considering that basic internet access is a requirement for job applications nowadays, there is no serious way to simply "live without"

    2. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by Sparowl · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure "competing" is not something they are interested in - hence the merging of companies.

    3. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So cancel. Television is not a necessity. You can live without it for a while. If enough people cancel, they will be forced to lower their prices.

      If you aren't willing to do that, then you deserve to pay more.

      Television? What the hell are you talking about?

      We're talking about the cost of cable internet here. Nobody gives a shit about television.

    4. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by secretsquirel · · Score: 1

      We did.. before TWC got bought out.

    5. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, my cousin's internet price went DOWN with the switch from Time-Warner to Spectrum, and he got a huge speed boost too. He was paying $70/month for 25Mbps from Time Warner. When he called Spectrum, he found they were offering 100Mbps for just $65. And that's not promotional pricing either. That's the regular rate.

      Of course, I still get to brag that I have fiber. So I can still rub my speed in his face. But he's getting a lot closer to where I'm at, and for $5 less than what he was paying. No complaints about Charter/Spectrum from him!

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    6. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      I dunno. If the previous discounts were set to expire, I don't see what the big deal is.

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    7. Re:Degradation of the U.S. culture. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      That was my thought. When the discounts and promotional rates expire, what do you expect?

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  2. That's crazy talk by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Funny

    everybody knows mergers increase innovation which lowers pricing while improving service. Charter told me so before they merged.

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  3. Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by rmdingler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Charter came up with new prices and packages, and many customers saw their bills rise when their previous discounts expired and they were switched to non-promotional pricing.

    Clearly, the nature of cable conglomerates is chaotic evil, but it seems likely on the order of tomorrow's sunrise the same customers would've been subjected to rate increases at their original cable providers when their promotional discounts expired.

    We're talking about an industry where the only sure method of getting discount rates involves switching providers. No one gets great rates staying with their current provider.

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    1. Re:Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> the nature of cable conglomerates is chaotic evil

      It's lawful evil. As in:

      Step 1: change the law to be evil
      Step 2: be evil, but within the constraints of the new law
      Step 3: PRRRROFFFFIT!

    2. Re:Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The story itself is misleading. I wasn't in any promotional period and I saw my pricing raise by 40%. Even worse, when I called to find out the reason for it, I was on hold for 3 hours then gave up. Never called back. I just pay a shitton more and there's really nothing I can do about it since there isn't any other providers.

    3. Re:Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Actually, when you call to cancel, most customer retention departments will renew those offers.

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    4. Re:Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Actually, when you call to cancel, most customer retention departments will renew those offers.

      Speaking of "Retention", does anyone here have a good story to share about what happened when trying not to simply "cut the cord" on Spectrum, but rather to simply go from Cable TV (formerly Brighthouse) + High-Speed Internet (formerly RoadRunner) to simply High-Speed Internet (what Spectrum now calls a Tier 1 Customer)?

      I I go to the Spectrum site and put in my Address, it won't give me an online answer for Internet Only (their basic 60 Mbps service would do me just fine); it says "Call your local Spectrum office" (where they can play "retention" games with promotional pricing/bundling, threats of stealing my dog, etc.). So I would just like some "ammo" to lay down the law with on Internet-Only pricing. They can stuff their $160/mo they are sucking down for "Well, nothing on that's worth watching tonight, EITHER!", and their "All Infomercials after midnight".

      If DirecTV Now can give me 90% of the "cable" channels I want to watch for $35/mo (and I just got an email that they just added REELZ) non-promotional pricing (which is actually $10/mo for me because I am an ATT wireless "unlimited" customer), then why can't Spectrum do the same thing?

      Seriously. Most of the "HD" channels on a typical CableTV carrier like Spectrum are ACTUALLY VOD Streaming sources (which your cable box/DVR nicely makes LOOK like "channels"); so, from Spectrum's POV, why should it cost more than a service like DirecTV Now?

    5. Re:Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      If DirecTV Now can give me 90% of the "cable" channels I want to watch for $35/mo (and I just got an email that they just added REELZ) non-promotional pricing (which is actually $10/mo for me because I am an ATT wireless "unlimited" customer), then why can't Spectrum do the same thing?

      Because DirecTV Now is not paying your ISP fees or maintaining the wire to your house. Because DirecTV Now is not paying the local broadcast fees because it does not carry the local broadcast channels (my area can get Fox from a local station -- so there is one broadcast fee, not six or more). Spectrum has a lot of infrastructure to maintain while DirecTV Now uses stuff maintained by others, and to whom you pay for that maintenance.

      Seriously. Most of the "HD" channels on a typical CableTV carrier like Spectrum are ACTUALLY VOD Streaming sources (which your cable box/DVR nicely makes LOOK like "channels");

      Not on Comcast. I don't know what Spectrum does but I suspect it is no different. Making every channel a streaming VOD means you cannot do a channel scan on any tuner to see what channels are valid, which pretty much eliminates all third party products, including things that use CableCARDs.

      Even then, the cable carrier has to maintain the wire to your house; DirecTV Now has nothing.

    6. Re:Wellll, this is a wee bit misleading... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      If DirecTV Now can give me 90% of the "cable" channels I want to watch for $35/mo (and I just got an email that they just added REELZ) non-promotional pricing (which is actually $10/mo for me because I am an ATT wireless "unlimited" customer), then why can't Spectrum do the same thing?

      Because DirecTV Now is not paying your ISP fees or maintaining the wire to your house. Because DirecTV Now is not paying the local broadcast fees because it does not carry the local broadcast channels (my area can get Fox from a local station -- so there is one broadcast fee, not six or more). Spectrum has a lot of infrastructure to maintain while DirecTV Now uses stuff maintained by others, and to whom you pay for that maintenance.

      Seriously. Most of the "HD" channels on a typical CableTV carrier like Spectrum are ACTUALLY VOD Streaming sources (which your cable box/DVR nicely makes LOOK like "channels");

      Not on Comcast. I don't know what Spectrum does but I suspect it is no different. Making every channel a streaming VOD means you cannot do a channel scan on any tuner to see what channels are valid, which pretty much eliminates all third party products, including things that use CableCARDs.

      Even then, the cable carrier has to maintain the wire to your house; DirecTV Now has nothing.

      My local DirecTV Now feed passes two local channels (ABC and Fox). But I Understand your point. Spectrum has 5 local Channels (plus a few of their sub channels) to deal with.

      As far as maintenance goes, TFB. Spectrum didn't do the initial build out; that was at LEAST TWO corporate sales ago. Spectrum didn't even do the upgrade to Digital; that was at LEAST ONE corporate sale ago, too. So as I see it, Spectrum has no more overhead than DirecTV Now does. DirecTV Now has servers and other IT infrastructure, bandwidth, network (channel) licensing fees, etc.

      I know that those cable channels I spoke of are not what we think of as VOD; but they are in some way presented (or tapped-into) by magic in your carrier-provided cable box/DVR, in a way that is closer to streaming than to classic "frequency division multiplexing" although "tuners" are still part of the system. But they don't actually have a dedicated frequency-band for each and every "channel" your cable box can "tune".

  4. deja vu by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Charter came up with new prices and packages, and many customers saw their bills rise when their previous discounts expired

    So, just like Comcast, then.

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  5. Get a retention discount! by dex22 · · Score: 1

    Simple. Call and cancel service. They'll put you through to the retention department. That department offers the best discounts. I cut my $120 cable bill to $70 that way.

    1. Re:Get a retention discount! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is against Charter's policy to offer discounts or new promotions to retain customers or to allow 'promo hopping" and it is rare to be offered anything, especially anything substantial. They shut the door on that years ago. Charter's has officially and fully embraced "fuck the current customer". If you threaten to cancel Charter you better be prepared to follow through because they WILL let you walk. Either go without for 30 days after paying your last bill to requalify as a 'new' customer, or switch to a different provider for their own promo deal, then switch back when that one is over. Rinse and repeat.

    2. Re:Get a retention discount! by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      If the price is fair, I prefer that to AT&T / Xfinity's requirement that you call every 6 months to get a new special if you want a reasonable price.

  6. Why the outrage? by Nutria · · Score: 2

    many customers saw their bills rise when their previous discounts expired and they were switched to non-promotional pricing.

    FFS, the whole point of promotional discounts is that your bill increases when the period is up!

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    1. Re:Why the outrage? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      AT&T isn't in your market? (Not only that, but the threat of me just *dropping* TV service has been enough for me to get a discount.)

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    2. Re:Why the outrage? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      This is why you rip off Charter in a different way - double connections for the price of one.

      Because their techs are too stupid, go one month with the low-tier internet + phone package. They give you a crappy large modem. Next month, just upgrade the internet to maximum speed. They'll have to send another tech to your place 'because that old phone modem can't handle the speed of the full connection,' so they install another modem JUST FOR THE INTERNET. It has no phone plugs on it. You'd expect a new phone modem.

      Well, you still the have phone service - so they never bother with deprovisioning your phone modem. It's still hooked up.

      But guess what? That phone modem DOES handle their maximum speed. Now you're sitting here with two IP addresses, and two (back then) 100mbit/20mbit lines for the price of one + phone service.

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  7. The Invisible Hand by Sparowl · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Invisible Hand of the market clearly lead to this. People must've been paying too little for the services provided, so the market has self corrected and brought everyone in line. If Charter is charging too much, then people will move to a competing product, right?

    What? There is no competition? Impossible. Everyone knows that the market encourages competition and companies to work for the good of the people, not to collude in order to increase their own bottom line.

    Barriers to entry? Listen, son, if you want to get ahead in the world, you need to pull yourself up by your boot straps, overcome the paid for barriers that other ISPs have put in place, and create a multi-million dollar infrastructure by hand. Go ahead, all you need is guts and determination!

    (rides away on piles of money) AMERICAN DREAM!

    1. Re:The Invisible Hand by rogoshen1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Business logic:

      Government acting in the interest of consumers: "That's anti-competitive, anti-freemarket. A free market is what made this country great."
      Government acting in the interest of business: *crickets* ... "A free market is what made this country great, and we're job creators. We're simply acting on our fiduciary duty to maximize value for our share-holders"

      The double talk coming from these types is positively awe inspiring. On one hand decrying government intervention while simultaneously engaging in every conceivable manner of rent-seeking.

    2. Re:The Invisible Hand by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      From the horse's mouth:

      The new product is succeeding with consumers across our footprint

      They are literally saying they have their boot on your necks.

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  8. And requiring cable boxes by EzInKy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.wdrb.com/story/3605...


    There was a steady stream of traffic going into and out of the Spectrum cable office in St. Matthews Thursday afternoon. Sekou Davis had his arms full of electronic equipment, including a phone modem and a DVR box. He was turning it all in, and cutting the cord after more than 20 years with cable.

    “For one, the cost of the service, and, two, just the quality,” said Davis.

    Davis says Spectrum's latest change is the last straw. The company is encrypting, or scrambling, its signal in Louisville. It means customers must now have cable boxes for every TV set. They can no long plug cable-ready TV sets directly into a cable outlet.

    To be fair, the boxes will be free, at least for a while.


    Spectrum is offering customers two free boxes for two years, and five free years for customers on Medicaid. After that, it will cost $5.99 a month for each box.

    Well isn't that generous of them.

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    1. Re:And requiring cable boxes by Nutria · · Score: 1

      The company is encrypting, or scrambling, its signal in Louisville. It means customers must now have cable boxes for every TV set. They can no long plug cable-ready TV sets directly into a cable outlet.

      Cox did this a few years ago, and there's been no sign of a monthly fee.

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    2. Re:And requiring cable boxes by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Are you saying newish cable ready TVs can't decode digital signals? OTA has been digital for a long while now and my six year old Samsung has no probems with it.

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    3. Re:And requiring cable boxes by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Comcast did this in my area some years ago. Initially, the additional DTA boxes were free, but at some point, Comcast started charging for them.

      Keep a close eye on your bill. The charges will eventually show up, just about the time that Cox believes people have forgotten about any promises to provide the adapters at no cost.

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    4. Re:And requiring cable boxes by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Forgive my ignorance then, I cut the cord over a decade ago and didn't realize things have gotten even worse when it comes to cable.

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    5. Re:And requiring cable boxes by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Are you saying newish cable ready TVs can't decode digital signals? OTA has been digital

      OTA digital is ClearQAM, unencrypted. Comcast, for one, used to be ClearQAM as well, but switched to encrypted a few years ago here. The modern TV does fine with ClearQAM, with the obvious issues of poor signal resulting in really unviewable channels instead of snowy ones.

      When that change happened, I protested to the local office. I spoke to the technical manager. I asked him, if there is only one base level of digital service, why not leave the base level channels clear and either encrypt only the upper tiers or use filters which have been SOP for cable for decades. The guy told me that filters were not good enough to block digital signals -- which is absolute nonsense. It's not like anyone gets a snowy analog signal when a filter is marginal (and I didn't see any marginal filters in all the decades I've had cable), they get NOTHING.

    6. Re:And requiring cable boxes by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      As for new TVs, no of course they can't decode the signal from the cable company.

      No, it isn't "of course". It is an economic decision of the cable company, not a technical one. The TV doesn't care if the signal is OTA or cable if it is ClearQAM.

      They are literally opposite things.

      Not when the technology is the same.

    7. Re:And requiring cable boxes by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Are you saying newish cable ready TVs can't decode digital signals? OTA has been digital for a long while now and my six year old Samsung has no probems with it.

      This has been the case for years everywhere. I didn't realize there were still places with analog cable as an option.

      As for new TVs, no of course they can't decode the signal from the cable company. What the hell does OTA have to do with cable? They are literally opposite things.

      Back around 2004, when I first switched my BrightHouse service over to "HD", the tech was having trouble with one of the new cable-boxes. One of the troubleshooting steps he performed was tuning to a particular local channel, which he explained was still analog. That was when I found out that all cable channels were not necessarily distributed the same way.

      The second time I got an addendum to the first lesson was when I was looking for a third-party DVR, and found that, without a "secret decoder ring" card that I had to RENT from the Cable Company, none of these DVRs could "tune" a lot of the (can't remember the name of the standard) essentially video-on-demand "channels". Mind you, this was NOT part of the cable company's VOD service; but rather, it seems they just save overall cable bandwidth on lot of the HD channels by actually Streaming them to your cable box.

      So, there is actually a lot more black magic going on in that cable "tuner" box/DVR than meets the eye...

    8. Re:And requiring cable boxes by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      When Comcast in this area (and all of this is specific to this area) added digital service, they added a set of ClearQAM channels above the old analog, and encrypted for premium services.

      When they went "digital", they dumped almost all of the analog channels except for two. One was channel 2 which displayed a large text screen saying "you need to get digital service", and whatever it was CSPAN was on. It turns out that CSPAN is/was the go-to channel that all cable boxes turn to when there is an EAS alert. Something like that.

      Then they started encrypting it all.

      The CableCard is not what handles the video on demand. It does decrypt and tune it, but the handshaking takes place in the set top box. I have an HD Homerun and it cannot handle the VOD.

      And no, standard distributed cable channels are not streamed in the normal sense of that word. They are broadcast. They show up in a fixed place as a fixed data stream all the time. How else can a tuner know what channels are available to it, or be able to do a channel scan for valid channels?

      The VOD WAS a special case stream, with the data being sent as one of one or more data streams in a normal ClearQAM channel that was otherwise unused. That was what made things fun. You could rescan for channels every so often and find the VOD channels and watch what other people were watching. I remember one night watch a particular racy part of some movie that kept rewinding and playing over and over.

    9. Re:And requiring cable boxes by Alpha232 · · Score: 1

      Filters require a tech/truck roll to remove, you would loose the "self install" option and would see the return of setup/install fees for most services/changes.

  9. destroying the competition by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Merging is done to destroy competition where regulatory constraints prevent easy entry into a business. Municipalities are often the guilty party on preventing internet and cable competition - e.g. "can't cross our right of way", etc.

  10. I would ban Ecrypted QAM. by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    If I had the Congress of the US to back me, I would pass a law proactively banning the use of Encrypted QAM.

    Beyond that, everyone who can Cut the cord should.

  11. Well duh! by kenh · · Score: 1

    many customers saw their bills rise when their previous discounts expired and they were switched to non-promotional pricing.

    Quick show of hands, who expected their rates to go DOWN when discounts and promotions ended?!?!

    What a huge non-story.

    "My two year discount rate ended after just 24 months - those bastards!"

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  12. Municipalities are often the guilty party - NOT by Geodesy99 · · Score: 1
    Municipalities have been granting easements and other uses of government property for several hundred years in this country for private enterprise for all sorts purposes - it is a very well defined process, and almost always the denial is because of some common sense reason - like denying others use, potential for damage, costs for removal after sun setting, environment, but most important there is some not so obvious cost shifting to the public to the private sector - essentially a subsidy.

    If you want some detail into those factor, look through the comments in "COMMENTS OF SMART COMMUNITIES SITING COALITION" ( comprised of individual localities, local government associations, and local agencies responsible for roadway safety which collectively represent more than 1,800 communities and nearly 30 million residents in 10 states. ) at https://ecfsapi.fcc.gov/file/1...

    These deals with micro-cell deployment, but it is pretty typical>

    "Notably, the primary cause of delays in application processing continues to be the failure of applicants to submit complete applications. For example, as a routine matter, Mobilitie has submitted cookie cutter proposals for 100-120 foot towers in the public rights-of-way, without doing any meaningful field engineering, or making any significant effort to comply with state, federal or local requirements – imposing significant cost on communities."

    I've seen companies turn essentially blank pieces of paper - obviously attempting to throw it over the fence so they can claim 'progress' and meet some deadline - then gripe because they are being 'held up'.

  13. I got a free modem by ChadSmith4920 · · Score: 1

    My internet bill went up $5 but there is no longer a modem rental fee. SCORE!!

  14. Cut the cord by Coldeagle · · Score: 1

    I ran into the same issue that is outlined here, went ahead and changed my plan only to get significantly degraded. Most of the shows I wanted to watch didn't record. They said "Oh it's your equipment! Let us roll a truck to you (for 49.99) and we'll fix that problem right away!" It turns out I'm not the only person experiencing the issue. My Grandmother had the same exact issue, and only after Spectrum took over. Wow, I wonder what it could be? Instead of arguing with them, I went ahead and just dumped everything but internet. Signed up for PS Vue and now I'm paying $50 less than I was with 95% of the channels I wanted (the other 5% I can get through on demand apps from those providers). Screw 'em! I just wish there were more high speed options in my area, then I would cut them completely. I have the option of Spectrum (300 Mbps) or 1 Mbps DSL (for almost $50 a month to boot!). Hopefully wireless spectrum internet will come through sooner than later.

  15. Well, I'm a happy customer by chudnall · · Score: 1

    Since these things all tend to be an orgy of piling on the awful cable companies, I thought I'd share my very good experience. I was stuck on TWC's pretty mediocre 20 mb internet for $80/mo, with no realistic alternatives, unless you count centurylink crappy 10mb dsl (ha!). After the merger, I was offered the spectrum plan for $20 *less*, and I am regularly getting 70 mb downstream. The difference is night and day. This is for internet only, no phone or TV, so I can't speak to that part, However, the wording of the summary implies a lot that may not be happening. "Many people paying higher prices." Were they forced to pay higher prices? Maybe the new packages offered more so they were willing to pay more. I didn't have to switch plans, it just would have been stupid not to. Also how many is "many people"? Another (just as correct) way to say "many" is to say "some". Presumably there might also be "many people", like me, who are paying less. New formula = some win, some lose. Am I saying that there isn't gouging, or that the service might be even better? No, I think if we actually had any real competition, I'd probably be getting a lot more for a lot less. But as it stands, compared to what I had before, I have nothing to complain about.

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  16. Re:Get a "I NEED YOU" discount! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Or maybe people need to readjust their broadband expectations and go with wireless (whatever form is available) to satellite, or even DSL if it's available. But nothing will change as long as people keep telling themselves they NEED any particular cable company. Simple as that.

    Because of the way my city is wired, DSL is essentially a joke here. Satellite Internet? Yeahrightsure. And the only way for me to "choose" a "particular cable company" in my city is to MOVE. And that would move me from a Spectrum-monopolized area to a... wait for it... COMCAST-monopolized area! Think I'll continue to take my chances with Spectrum!

    Yeah, it's my fault alright... Gimmeabreak!