Why Bats Crash Into Windows (nature.com)

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Why Bats Crash Into Windows (nature.com)

Posted by BeauHD on Tuesday September 12, 2017 @12:45PM from the Marco-Polo dept.

According to a new report published in the journal Science, Bats slam into vertical structures such as steel and glass buildings because they appear invisible to bats' echolocation system. Nature reports: Bats rely on echolocation to navigate in the dark. They locate and identify objects by sending out shrill calls and listening to the echoes that bounce back. Greif and his colleagues tested the echolocation of 21 wild-caught greater mouse-eared bats (Myotis myotis) in the lab. The researchers placed a featureless metal plate on a side wall at the end of a flight tunnel. The bats interpreted the smooth surface -- but not the adjacent, felt-covered walls -- as a clear flight path. Over an an average of around 20 trials for each bat, 19 of them crashed into the panel at least once. The researchers also put up smooth, vertical plates near wild bat colonies, and saw similar results. The animals became confused owing to a property of smooth surfaces called "acoustic mirroring." Whereas rough objects bounce some echoes back towards the bat, says Greif, a smooth surface reflects all echolocation calls away from the source. This makes a smooth wall appear as empty space to the bats, until they are directly in front of it. Only once a bat is facing the surface are their perpendicular echoes reflected back, which alerts the bat to its mistake. This explains why some bats attempted to swerve out of harm's way at the last second -- but often too late.

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Because Windows is full of bugs? by chuckugly · 2017-09-12 12:54 · Score: 4, Funny

It had to be done.
1. Re:Because Windows is full of bugs? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 15:18 · Score: 0
  
  It really didn't.
2. Re:Because Windows is full of bugs? by chuckugly · 2017-09-12 18:18 · Score: 1
  
  Seemed like a good idea at the time?
3. Re:Because Windows is full of bugs? by cc1984_ · 2017-09-12 21:17 · Score: 1
  
  I find that it's flying toasters more than bats that crash in Windows.
4. Re:Because Windows is full of bugs? by zifn4b · 2017-09-13 01:13 · Score: 1
  
  No -- Microsoft has upgraded from bugs to bats. It's full of bats now.
  
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5. Re:Because Windows is full of bugs? by mea2214 · 2017-09-13 03:18 · Score: 1
  
  Because the recent forced update bricked my computer.
Re:Stupid Windows by Tablizer · 2017-09-12 13:01 · Score: 5, Funny

Yes, crashing Windows does drive me bats.

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stealth uses this same function by turkeydance · 2017-09-12 13:02 · Score: 2, Informative

to disturb the accurate reflections of enemy radar
1. Re: stealth uses this same function by Monster_user · 2017-09-12 14:27 · Score: 1
  
  So bats should be able to detect curved surfaces, made of the same material? Does it boil down to how big an objects sonar profile is? (not sure of terminology).
2. Re:stealth uses this same function by ChromeAeonium · 2017-09-12 14:37 · Score: 1
  
  Metro also works on this principle.
3. Re: stealth uses this same function by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 15:00 · Score: 0
  
  No.
  It's 8th grade geometry.
4. Re: stealth uses this same function by Immerman · 2017-09-12 18:59 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  The tighter the curvature, the more likely some portion of the surface will be pointed towards the bat, and thus generate a return signal for them to hear.
  Think of it like firing an air-cannon of tennis balls in front of you in the dark (while deaf) - if the expanding cone of tennis balls hits a smooth wall at anything other than almost dead on, all the balls will bounce away from you. On the other hand, if there's any substantial curvature to the wall then some of the balls will probably bounce back at you. When you get hit by the returning balls, you know there's something in front of you,
  
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5. Re:stealth uses this same function by K.+S.+Kyosuke · 2017-09-12 20:17 · Score: 1
  
  If it worked the same way, maybe all you'd need would be a few corner reflectors on the building?
  
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6. Re:stealth uses this same function by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 02:51 · Score: 0
  
  to disturb the accurate reflections of enemy radar
  Hmm... I'm not sure that would be the right way to do -- reflect radar signal. I believe, in military, it would be absorbing the signal instead of reflecting it off to different angles. Think of the way enemy radar shoots out radar signal. The enemy would try to shoot out in every angle. How would you implement your object surface to reflect it off at all time? Thus, it is much harder to disturb/interfere by reflecting the signal compared to absorbing it, such that it is called "stealth".
7. Re:stealth uses this same function by Trailer+Trash · 2017-09-13 03:30 · Score: 1
  
  to disturb the accurate reflections of enemy radar
  To expand on this a bit, the so-called "stealth bomber" uses this exact effect. All surfaces on the plane are completely flat, meaning the only reflection seen by a radar installation will be from the edge of a wing or something. In practice, the plane looks about like a flying ball bearing to radar. The bomber was first built by the US in the 80s, but it was based on research from the USSR done in the 50s.
  
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8. Re: stealth uses this same function by Obfuscant · 2017-09-13 05:36 · Score: 1
  
  It's called "reflection" versus "scattering". Smooth surfaces reflect. Rough surfaces scatter. And the difference between smooth and rough depends on the wavelength of the incoming wave.
9. Re: stealth uses this same function by amicusNYCL · 2017-09-13 06:48 · Score: 2
  
  I think this is just an excuse for the researchers to be dicks.
  "There's a wild bat colony near my house. Let's put up some glass panels and some cameras."
  
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10. Re:stealth uses this same function by Strider- · 2017-09-13 07:07 · Score: 1
  
  Are you thinking of the (now retired) stealth "fighter"? It was obviously faceted, mostly as an artifact of the computing power available when it was originally designed. The B-2 bomber, on the other hand, uses very specifically chosen curves and angles to avoid any corner reflections or edges that might reflect radar back.
  In addition, there are significant quantities of radar absorbing materials used throughout (think graphite impregnated rubber, and so forth) to reduce the intensity of any reflected energy. The latter is why the maintenance on the aircraft is so expensive, and why they require specialized/airconditioned hangars. The materials do not hold up well in the environment, and need to be repaired constantly, with very specific techniques to maintain the stealth characteristics.
  
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Only in soviet Russia by GuB-42 · 2017-09-12 13:04 · Score: 5, Funny

In soviet Russia windows make bats crash.
In capitalist America, .bat make Windows crash.
1. Re: Only in soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:54 · Score: 0
  
  +1
2. Re: Only in soviet Russia by Monster_user · 2017-09-12 14:29 · Score: 1
  
  lol
3. Re:Only in soviet Russia by hcs_$reboot · 2017-09-12 17:58 · Score: 1
  
  .bat make Windows crash.
  They should definitely open Windows.
  
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4. Re:Only in soviet Russia by Tablizer · 2017-09-13 09:11 · Score: 1
  
  That also explains the "belfry" folders.
  
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That's why by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:07 · Score: 0

you use the Batmobile.
1. Re: That's why by Monster_user · 2017-09-12 14:21 · Score: 1
  
  Or down through the ceiling, always makes for a good entrance.
Re: OMG by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:13 · Score: 0

OMG random fat fuck on internet forum is smarter than everyone in the world
Are bats really blind? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · 2017-09-12 13:25 · Score: 1

How did this expression blind as a bat come about, I wonder? People must have noticed bats flying in and out of totally dark caves. How come they thought they were blind?

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1. Re: Are bats really blind? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 14:28 · Score: 0
  
  Because they are quite blind. Echolocation doesn't have anything to do with the eyes.
2. Re: Are bats really blind? by RightwingNutjob · 2017-09-12 17:11 · Score: 2
  
  Bats tend to use very high frequencies (100kHz+ = 3mm wavelength). Humans do most of their talking and hearing below 2 kHz = 15 cm wavelength. At the 15cm level, glass and a brick wall are both featureless and flat reflectors. At the 3mm level, glass is a lot smoother than a brick wall.
3. Re: Are bats really blind? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 18:21 · Score: 0
  
  let the bad jokes commence...
  yes, BAT FILEs can use the damn pc speaker and make high frequency noises...
  yes, they can not use the webcam, so they are blind...
  yes, the ECHO ability of BAT files are great...
  yes, a bat (would) file a complaint, if they were stuck with windows...
  yes, a bat file can ECHO bullshit...
4. Re: Are bats really blind? by Sique · 2017-09-12 19:41 · Score: 2
  
  The problem is not the echo-ability as such, but the direction of the echo.
  With a smooth surface, you have the elementary law of reflection: incoming angle equals outgoing angle. That means that only the sound wave that hits the glass plane at exactly 90 degrees will be reflected back into the direction it came from. Thus only the bats flying straight to the glass window will detect it with echo-location. Any bat flying in an arbitrary angle to the plane will not hear the echo, as it is directed away from the bat.
  A brick wall has lots of different angles, and the probability is very high that at least some part of the brick wall will reflect the echo back to the source.
  Basicly this is the same effect stealth technology uses to make objects invisible to radar: plane surfaces will not reflect anything back to the source except for the quite improbable case to be hit directly at a 90 degree angle.
  
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5. Re: Are bats really blind? by Strider- · 2017-09-13 07:11 · Score: 1
  
  A brick wall has lots of different angles, and the probability is very high that at least some part of the brick wall will reflect the echo back to the source.
  Assuming the mortar has been pointed properly, and so forth, a brick wall (and virtually anything else) will have a significant number of corner reflectors that will reflect ultrasonic frequencies right back to the transmitter (aka the bat). Think of it like the cat-eye reflectors on roads, or the corner reflectors left on the moon. No matter what angle you hit them with, after a double/triple bounce, it comes right back in the direction of its originator.
  
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6. Re: Are bats really blind? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 08:46 · Score: 0
  
  You missed:
  @echo off
7. Re: Are bats really blind? by Gornkleschnitzer · 2017-09-18 06:46 · Score: 1
  
  Bad jokes? Surely you mean... bat jokes? I'll let myself out now.
Tempted by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:27 · Score: 0

I've been tempted to take a bat to Windows 10.
Re:Stupid Windows by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:33 · Score: 0

Windows keeps bats out of my belfry. But what do I do about the bees in my bonnet?
Re: OMG by richardellisjr · 2017-09-12 13:34 · Score: 1

Ya, the funny thing isn't who you think it is.
Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:35 · Score: 0

The findings make sense. After all, smooth surfaces reflecting transmissions away from the source is the same principle used by stealth aircraft to avoid radar detection. It stands to reason the same method would prevent echo location from working.
1. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 17:27 · Score: 0
  
  Though I recall reading about self-driving vehicles* in the 90s, and the problems of echolocation for obstacle detection.
  25 years later people figure out the same thing goes for bats. Whodathot?
  * Those have existed for a long time, eg the automated container handling at the port of Rotterdam, or the driverless rubber-wheeled metro in Paris, but typically require special roads, say with embedded beacons, and humans absent. The hype now is that the sensors and processing have advanced enough that they can deal with normal roads and mingling with people-run vehicles.
2. Re:Makes sense by war4peace · 2017-09-12 17:48 · Score: 1
  
  Their findings were briefly explained in this documentary called "Storks": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt46...
  
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Stealth Windows by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:39 · Score: 0

This is a great example of stealth technology in everyday life. Those technology transfer programs can really make the difference.
it a shity pc port! by Joe_Dragon · 2017-09-12 13:43 · Score: 1

https://www.pcgamesn.com/batma...
I am Batman. by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:44 · Score: 0

I always suspected I was Batman, this confirms it. I always crash in Windows too.
Obvious by DontBeAMoran · 2017-09-12 13:44 · Score: 1

We need to install bat-signals into our homes.

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Birds also crash into large glass walls by Gabest · 2017-09-12 13:44 · Score: 4, Funny

Even I hit a very clean glass wall once, thinking it was the exit.
1. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by blindseer · 2017-09-12 14:52 · Score: 2
  
  On the farm as a kid I wondered why there were all these pigeon feathers in front of the large ventilation fan in the wall of the barn. It was a very large fan, something like 3 feet across, and had very little for a protective mesh. My questions were answered one day when I opened up the barn door and startled a pigeon that got in the barn somehow. It took off for the running fan and... feathers everywhere. I realized why I never saw a dead pigeon when I saw one of the barn cats wander over to look for meat.
  Also while living on the farm we'd hear the birds "thud" against the walls of the sheds, barn, and house. Turns out that birds run into things, even bright red sheet metal siding. Once in a great while we'll see the dead birds lying on the ground from hitting the walls before the cats found them. The cats did well in cleaning up that mess though, they'd find them eventually.
  
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2. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by wickerprints · 2017-09-12 17:50 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  Indeed. And the underlying physical principle is similar, except instead of sound waves in the case of bats, it is light waves in the case of birds. For example, if the sky is reflected in glass, a bird can fail to see the obstacle.
  Few natural structures exhibit the kind of macroscopic reflectivity of man-made walls or glass windows. Bats and birds did not evolve sensory mechanisms to avoid collisions with these.
3. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by hcs_$reboot · 2017-09-12 17:53 · Score: 1
  
  yes but the matter here is that bats use a sonar, you don't.
  
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4. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 20:05 · Score: 0
  
  Only once? You're one of those fast learners, ain't ya?
  Decades ago our family resorted to putting neon colored tape at multiple eye levels (e.g. child, adult male, and adult female) above the handles for all of our sliding glass doors, yet at least one person walks face-first into one of the doors at every family function!
  Maybe I just have a faulty gene pool...
  p.s. About a decade ago, one of my relatives who wears glasses somehow managed to hit the door with such determination that he ended up with an eyeball mark on the inside of his glasses and some of the color of the neon tape on the outside of his glasses.
5. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by jez9999 · 2017-09-12 20:20 · Score: 1
  
  I don't really understand this. Humans use light to figure out where glass is too, and we can tell. Why can't they?
  
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6. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 23:05 · Score: 0
  
  Humans walk into a glass doors or the glass wall next to a door all the time.
7. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 00:43 · Score: 0
  
  We know what to look for, and we know where to expect it.
  As others have mentioned, humans failing to notice the closed glass door happens all the time when they expect it to be open.
8. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by Desler · 2017-09-13 01:39 · Score: 1
  
  Humans run into glass doors as well. I've seen it happen numerous times.
9. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by Talderas · 2017-09-13 05:24 · Score: 1
  
  Humans are abnormal and understand the concept of reflections. If you want to fuck with people, create an automatic door for your lobby made out of pure glass. No non-glass pieces anywhere other than perhaps at the bottom or top of the door to secure it shut when the building is closed. Keep the window perfectly clean so that there is no surface indicators there is glass. You will have people run into it.
  
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10. Re:Birds also crash into large glass walls by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 07:12 · Score: 0
  
  Thank you for the time you've very clearly put in to this.
Oblig by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 13:57 · Score: 0

Holy high gloss steel windshield, Batman!
Re: OMG by lucm · 2017-09-12 14:16 · Score: 2, Funny

Let's see how many comments on this story will NOT be jokes about Microsoft Windows or Batman

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NetBSD is dead by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 14:17 · Score: 0

When you're dead, you're dead. You're all messed up.
Re:Stupid Windows by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 14:22 · Score: 0

Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Should be using Linux by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 14:24 · Score: 0

This is the problem with Windows, wouldn't happen if everyone was using Linux.
Green by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 14:26 · Score: 0

Bats are good for the environment. All smooth surface makers should be taxed out of existence in order to save the planet.
1. Re:Green by RightwingNutjob · 2017-09-12 17:12 · Score: 1
  
  Let's start with the solar panel companies.
Meh by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 14:32 · Score: 0

Evolution will correct the problem, eventually...
1. Re:Meh by stooo · 2017-09-13 11:39 · Score: 1
  
  True.
  Evolution may well one day kill humans creating and cleaning these strange glass panes.
  
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Bat babies by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 15:13 · Score: 0

I've got a family of bats that live in the attic outside my apartment patio area. The outside walls are rough texture bricks. I guess that's why they've never had any issues flying around it. TIL
1. Re: Bat babies by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 16:15 · Score: 0
  
  Rabies is not a fun disease to have. Haven't you seen Old Yeller. Or Cujo?
2. Re: Bat babies by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 17:32 · Score: 0
  
  Rabies is not a fun disease to have. Haven't you seen Old Yeller. Or Cujo?
  Or the Trump administration?
3. Re: Bat babies by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 23:42 · Score: 0
  
  They're harmless and have never once been aggressive. They help me out a lot by eating the mosquitoes in the summer time.
4. Re:Bat babies by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 02:08 · Score: 0
  
  How tight is it when you stick your dick in them?
But bats are endangered and we can do something by bussdriver · 2017-09-12 15:17 · Score: 2

Many birds have gone extinct because of us and we didn't know or if we did we didn't do anything; besides, we have lots of tiny birds and losing multiple species of tiny birds because of our house cats. We don't have tons of bats and they have a different job-- a better job: eating annoying bugs.

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1. Re:But bats are endangered and we can do something by Antique+Geekmeister · 2017-09-12 18:53 · Score: 1
  
  Many birds also eat bugs. Bats may be more effective, on an individual basis, but there are _many_ more birds in most ecosystems.
2. Re:But bats are endangered and we can do something by Hognoxious · 2017-09-12 19:31 · Score: 2
  
  I was just thinking about house-martens and barn owls. Where did they live before humans?
  
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3. Re:But bats are endangered and we can do something by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 20:57 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  With their relatives.
4. Re:But bats are endangered and we can do something by bussdriver · 2017-09-17 09:05 · Score: 1
  
  I live in mosquito mecca. Birds do nothing for me. Imported Chinese dragonflies have made the biggest human impact against them. However, bats help greatly - we've noticed an unbelievable improvement since putting in bat houses in our yards. (The state can't put them every other house but the dragonflies helped the whole area greatly.)
  
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HOWTO Troll a Bat by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 16:03 · Score: 0

The researchers also put up smooth, vertical plates near wild bat colonies, and saw similar results.
So they trolled bats, one colony at a time.
I like this job. Where do I sign up? :)
Is this humane? by Plus1Entropy · 2017-09-12 16:14 · Score: 2

Watching the video I feel bad for the bat...

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1. Re:Is this humane? by hcs_$reboot · 2017-09-12 17:55 · Score: 1
  
  PETA will sue, for sure.
  
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2. Re:Is this humane? by n329619 · 2017-09-13 18:22 · Score: 1
  
  PETA
  People Eating Tasty Animals? /joke
3. Re:Is this humane? by hcs_$reboot · 2017-09-13 18:58 · Score: 1
  
  Of course the PETA people are all vegetarian, they don't kill animals, ants or mosquitoes. Whenever they walk somewhere they always ensure no insect, spider or other small creatures would be harmed in the process. Their house is opened in winter to give shelter to all those poor creatures who would freeze to death otherwise. Obviously they don't use antibiotics to prevent the killing of innocent bacteria.
  
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because microsoft messed up in its programming by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 16:38 · Score: 0

I thought this to be obvious. Why is windows 10 basicallly xp=vista=7=8.1 minus the missing start menu. I would hit it with a bat as well.
Hence the phrase.. by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 16:55 · Score: 0

So I guess this is where the common expression 'bat shit crazy' comes from?
Re: OMG by s1d3track3D · 2017-09-12 17:35 · Score: 2

I don’t know,

Q: Why did the bat crash into windows?
A: It saw the Blue Screen of Death

Q: Why did the bat crash into windows?
A: Because the door was closed

Q: Why did the bat crash into windows?
A: Because the Mac was more secure

Q: Why did the bat crash into windows?
A: Because it ran l33t c0d3z scr1ptz

Q: Why did the bat crash into windows?
A: Because the batman is a master technologist

Your welcome!

(thank you, i’ll be here all night)
Re: OMG by war4peace · 2017-09-12 17:46 · Score: 2

My welcome is stronger than your welcome!

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Re: OMG by s1d3track3D · 2017-09-12 17:58 · Score: 2

Heh, I see what you did there.
Just remember your windows need to be stronger than the windblows...
Stealth technology by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 18:01 · Score: 0

Also works against radars
Re:Stupid Windows by K.+S.+Kyosuke · 2017-09-12 18:53 · Score: 1

But then you can't use The Bat...

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Re:Stupid Windows by Hognoxious · 2017-09-12 19:25 · Score: 1

Thanks for bringing that up. Now I'll have to listen to Gipsies, Tramps and Thieves.

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Right tools for the job by stealth_finger · 2017-09-12 19:35 · Score: 1

Well that's what happens when you use ears as eyes.

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Re: OMG by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-12 19:50 · Score: 1

If I bat a window, it surely will crash?
that's evil by Cederic · 2017-09-12 20:07 · Score: 2

The researchers also put up smooth, vertical plates near wild bat colonies
The bastards!
1. Re:that's evil by jfdavis668 · 2017-09-13 01:44 · Score: 1
  
  They also killed Kenny.
2. Re:that's evil by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-14 04:00 · Score: 0
  
  Cue your favorite Hellen Keller joke...
How is this new information ? by OneSmartFellow · 2017-09-12 20:33 · Score: 1

It has been pretty well understood for several centuries how sound waves behave. My guess is that Da Vinci could have told us the same thing, 500 years ago.
1. Re:How is this new information ? by stooo · 2017-09-13 11:41 · Score: 1
  
  yeah, except he didn't.
  
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It's easy by The123king · 2017-09-12 21:46 · Score: 2

@echo off
:crash
start
goto crash

Save that as a .bat, then run as administrator. Anyone can make a bat crash Windows!

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You mean by SCVonSteroids · 2017-09-13 00:18 · Score: 1

Outlook and Office crash on Windows.

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Re:Stupid Windows by zifn4b · 2017-09-13 01:13 · Score: 1

This is why I use Linux
You do realize what OS the Bat Computer runs right?

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This is news? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 01:15 · Score: 0

I don't understand how this is new information. I thought this had been known for a while.
1. Re:This is news? by stooo · 2017-09-13 11:42 · Score: 1
  
  Yep. And the remedy is to use Linux.
  No bats crashing on Windows any more.
  
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Re: OMG by zapez.perplex · 2017-09-13 01:54 · Score: 2

they will no longer crash in Windows 10 SP1
Keep your windows dirty and save the bats! by damn_registrars · 2017-09-13 02:18 · Score: 1

Bats never crash into my dirty windows, apparently I'm doing the bats a favor by giving them rough surfaces that their sonar correctly bounces back off of. Since I happen to love the bats in my area (almost exclusively the insectivorous little brown bat and big brown bat) I see this as win-win.

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1. Re:Keep your windows dirty and save the bats! by stooo · 2017-09-13 11:42 · Score: 1
  
  what kind of mud did you splash on your windows ?
  
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WE CAN'T STOP HERE! by Thud457 · 2017-09-13 03:24 · Score: 1

Bats DO NOT crash into windows.
The bats are a projection from Bruce Wayne's diseased mind.

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Simple solution by p51d007 · 2017-09-13 03:30 · Score: 1

Ban any building more than 10 feet tall, and rid the world of glass & steel. Works well in Africa. Grass huts for everyone!!
1. Re:Simple solution by stooo · 2017-09-13 11:43 · Score: 1
  
  you don't know anything about Africa.
  
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As a followup question by Vermonter · 2017-09-13 03:40 · Score: 1

Why does this bat file crash Windows?
1. Re:As a followup question by eaglesrule · 2017-09-13 05:43 · Score: 1
  
  Because 'start' is a command being called from within an infinite loop, that opens up a command line window and doesn't care if an instance of cmd.exe is already running.
How much money was spent on this "study?" by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 04:14 · Score: 0

This should have been obvious to anyone who has taken a first year physics course.
Typical editing by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 04:16 · Score: 0

It has nothing to do with vertical structures and everything to do with smooth hard ones.
Re: OMG by Joce640k · 2017-09-13 05:03 · Score: 1

Came here looking for Windows jokes.
Am leaving satisfied.

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New invention: crash resistant windows? by Provocateur · 2017-09-13 07:57 · Score: 1

Bat-repellent window?
But the team had a brainstorm and decided to call them windows
Today's slashdot might even consider this item "newsworthy"

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Re: OMG by Anonymous Coward · 2017-09-13 08:43 · Score: 0

Oddly enough, I also have a .bat that will crash Windows.
F_T