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Mind-Altering Cat Parasite Linked To a Whole Lot of Neurological Disorders (sciencealert.com)

schwit1 shares a report from ScienceAlert: The brain-dwelling parasite Toxoplasma gondii is estimated to be hosted by at least 2 billion people around the world, and new evidence suggests the lodger could be more dangerous than we think. While the protozoan invader poses the greatest risk to developing fetuses infected in the womb, new research suggests the parasite could alter and amplify a range of neurological disorders, including epilepsy, Alzheimer's, and Parkinson's, and also cancer. "This study is a paradigm shifter," says one of the team, neuroscientist Dennis Steindler from Tufts University. "We now have to insert infectious disease into the equation of neurodegenerative diseases, epilepsy, and neural cancers." The findings are part of an emerging field of research looking into how T. gondii, which is usually transmitted to humans via contact with cat faeces (or by eating uncooked meat), produces proteins that alter and manipulate the brain chemistry of their infected hosts.

209 comments

  1. Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thus explaining "crazy cat lady" syndrome.

    1. Re:Cats by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Thus explaining "crazy cat lady" syndrome.

      All this time we thought that having an undatable personality caused women to collect cats. Apparently we had cause and effect switched.

    2. Re:Cats by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      All this time we thought that having an undatable personality caused women to collect cats.

      And men to post on 4chan.

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    3. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, but your post just exemplified Lazy Stereotyping.

      You're kind of a dullard.

    4. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking, but being old enough to have had several friends and relatives turn into older women that own several cats, you're correct. It definitely changes them. Of course, maybe they just now prefer their cats to us, but it seems to go a lot farther than that.

    5. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking, but being old enough to have had several friends and relatives turn into older women that own several cats, you're correct. It definitely changes them. Of course, maybe they just now prefer their cats to us, but it seems to go a lot farther than that.

      I've discovered that I vastly prefer the company of cats to most of humanity. The crazy cat ladies aren't wrong--humans fucking suck.

    6. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that your opinion, or the parasite in your brain?

    7. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still totally worth it.

      Still totally worth it.

      useful infomation cung cap PG

    8. Re:Cats by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      How do you know it's not just that the women are avoiding people and just happen to have cats to fill a need to nurture something. Social Anxiety Disorder is more prevalent among women.

    9. Re:Cats by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apparently we had cause and effect switched.

      Perhaps it is not as simple as "cause and effect". It could be a circular effect. About 1 out of every 3 people world-wide is afflicted with toxoplasmosis, but the rate is even higher among cat owners. So it is likely that a majority of these cat owners are infected. Toxoplasmosis changes the behavior of rodents around cats, and makes them less fearful. So it could also affect human feelings for cats. So someone gets a cat, gets infected with toxoplasmosis from that cat, and then gets an urge to get more cats.

    10. Re:Cats by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      T. gondii attacks the analytical reasoning centers first.

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    11. Re: Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's been their plot all along.

    12. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She said as she walked away. I really which that game series would be remastered, repackaged and made more portable for modern platforms.

    13. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still haven't figured out that link thing, have we? LOL.

    14. Re:Cats by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      In general, social anxiety manifests before adulthood -- rarely in old age as cat lady syndrome does.

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    15. Re:Cats by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've discovered that I vastly prefer the company of cats to most of humanity.

      Have you been tested for toxoplasmosis?

    16. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toxoplasmosis changes the behavior of rodents around cats, and makes them less fearful.

      Sounds dubious.
      I'm going to guess that it makes them less fearful in general regardless of cats.

    17. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh...
      You must be one of those mind altered ladies.

    18. Re: Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have social anxiety but need to work, you need to overcome it. When retired, you can give in to it and not starve.

    19. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here comes the white knight wuss!

    20. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or just an SJW. Same level of intellect, really.

    21. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, you know what they say. Dogs have owners, cats have servants.

    22. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fluffy was "sitting" on the keyboard again, was she?

    23. Re:Cats by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I particular, with mice it has been shown that a toxoplasmosis infection causes them to be attracted to the odor of cat urine. Also, IIRC, to be more aggressive. I don't think it causes them to be generally attracted to cats, but the combination of greater attraction to the odor of cat urine and more aggressive tends to put them in harms way. If the cat eats the mouse, then the toxoplasmosis has a chance to reproduce successfully. (IIRC, it can only become sexually mature within a feline gut.)

      Since people are rarely eaten by lions or leopards anymore the thing has no real basis for adapting to humans (unless it evolves to get from humans to cat food). But people are basically similar to mice and other small mammals, so the existing controls are likely to work. One could see if owning cats is correlated with incidents of road-rage for a plausible test, but most tests would be unethical.

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    24. Re:Cats by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I have an irrational urge to walk up to big kitties and give them scritches. My brain steps in and say 'No they are big, and will eat you'. But, I still want to give the scritches.

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    25. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crazy cat lady detected

    26. Re:Cats by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If "we" is the H1-B clowns who maintain the site, then no. It's done funny things with urls since I joined.

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    27. Re: Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "humans fucking suck"

      Sounds good to me.

    28. Re:Cats by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Since people are rarely eaten by lions or leopards anymore the thing has no real basis for adapting to humans

      It could be kin selection. A cat is infected with toxoplasmosis. Through it's feces, the human owner is infected. The owner gets an urge to get more cats. Then those cats get infected from rodents infected by the original cat. So the adaption to induce humans to "get more cats" results in the DNA that caused that adaption to be spread through the protozoa's gene pool.

    29. Re:Cats by minogully · · Score: 1

      This could also explain why cat videos are so popular

    30. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the rate is even higher among cat owners

      Wikipedia says not, with three sources listed.

      numerous studies have shown living in a household with a cat is not a significant risk factor for T. gondii infection

    31. Re:Cats by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      while actually they have the urge to enable more parasites :D like that tv series with the politicians infected with alien mindworms ... im missing a few bits here between "could" and "maybe" and ... infected by eating euh touching cat faeces (??!? my cat buries that) or eating uncooked meat in small print
      this is clearly a plot by dog-people and control freaks cos the cat won't do what they say when they say roll over ... id google "famous people and their cats", be assured, raw meat and mcdonalds are a bit worse, television causes more disorders and inbreeding, mwell ... clear signs of that

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    32. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      It's more like "Woman Needs A Good Lay" Syndrome.

    33. Re: Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha nice

    34. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are smelly and it must be to ward off the smarter individuals of the human species. The dumber humans ones are immune to the stench and surround themselves with this brain-rotting creature's parasitic contagion, in hopes of infecting everyone.

    35. Re: Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you think humans fucking suck doesn't rule out the possibility that you are also infected since you also seem to be infected with that mind-eating parasite.

  2. Possibly linked. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "To be clear, the researchers aren't saying the brain parasite is definitively what's behind people developing these debilitating illnesses, but it's possible that T. gondii's protein-based meddling in the brain environment could possibly influence or enable pre-existing susceptibilities in some people to these kinds of diseases."

    So, only possibly linked. But maybe not. Bad title.

  3. So EVERY. SINGLE. INDIAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you know why they do the things they do.

    1. Re:So EVERY. SINGLE. INDIAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yoga fire!

  4. FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Toxoplamosis gondii infects virtually all warm blooded Animals. So all you Slashdotters eating cheetos and living in your mom's basement should be safe.

    If this is remotely true, we are well and truly fucked, because it isn't just cats, it's damn near everything.

    On the serious side, cook yer gadamned food properly and wash your hands after doing shit like taking a crap, or petting pigs, and then all you'll have to worry about is everything else.

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    1. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't have most other animals pissing and shitting in the same house as humans though.
      Even dogs aren't usually treated as intimately as most cats.

    2. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's because dogs are filthy and smell bad.

    3. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dogs shit right in the middle of the floor, sidewalk, where ever they please and just leave it there for someone to step in. Cats politely dig a hole out of the way, do their business and cover it up.

    4. Re:FUD indeed! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

      On the serious side, cook yer gadamned food properly and wash your hands after doing shit like taking a crap, or petting pigs, and then all you'll have to worry about is everything else.

      Your insistence upon these elitist behaviors is the reason your side lost the 2016 election.

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    5. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the serious side, cook yer gadamned food properly and wash your hands after doing shit like taking a crap, or petting pigs, and then all you'll have to worry about is everything else.

      Your insistence upon these elitist behaviors is the reason your side lost the 2016 election.

      And motherfuckers like you equate ignorance to education.

    6. Re:FUD indeed! by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      It's not politeness, it's self-interest. Carnivore shit tends to serve as a warning to potential prey, so cats hide it. Simple as that.

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    7. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow thanks for the tip, Sherlock.

    8. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      We don't have most other animals pissing and shitting in the same house as humans though. Even dogs aren't usually treated as intimately as most cats.

      You wash your hands. You cook your food. This isn't rocket surgery. And if you have your cat or dog in the house you are even less likely to have a problem.

      There are, just as an aside, a fair number of people who use pee-pads for their dogs, and even after they go outside, that's when they can pick the bad stuff up. Some dogs are actually coprophagic, which is a hellava direct route for toxoplamasmosis. Eat an unburied cat turd outside, come in and lick your face? Yummy.

      This is so simply avoidable by simple basic hygiene.

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    9. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      On the serious side, cook yer gadamned food properly and wash your hands after doing shit like taking a crap, or petting pigs, and then all you'll have to worry about is everything else.

      Your insistence upon these elitist behaviors is the reason your side lost the 2016 election.

      I laughed, but I wasn't certain that you weren't being serious. Either way, you are correct.

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    10. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You done been whoosh'd

    11. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a parasite that makes people hoard cats.

    12. Re: FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dog only shits outside, and prefers places where he can hide it and kick dirt or gtass over it.

      But then again he's not a breed which has had all the brains bred out for hundreds of generations.

    13. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually do know people who don't follow those basic rules, like hand washing after shitting and using the same plates & utensils to handle raw meat and eat with. You joke, but there really are people out there who get offended when one suggests rudimentary sanitation practices.

    14. Re: FUD indeed! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Our dog is a sporting breed, and has had generations of intelligence bred into her bloodline.

    15. Re:FUD indeed! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      On the serious side, cook yer gadamned food properly and wash your hands after doing shit like taking a crap, or petting pigs, and then all you'll have to worry about is everything else.

      Your insistence upon these elitist behaviors is the reason your side lost the 2016 election.

      It's just weird, because I would think you would be the first to agree that we all lost in the 2016 election.

    16. Re: FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welp, saw this documentary where some poor African toddler had dysentery, takes an almighty runny shit on the ground and this dog comes running up and ....

      You'd never get a cat doing that.

    17. Re:FUD indeed! by MrL0G1C · · Score: 2

      Or they just shit all over the neighbour's lawn. Until that neighbour installs an anti-cat system that squirts a jet of water at them, that works better than lion pee and a myriad of other ant-cat things that don't work.

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    18. Re:FUD indeed! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      And dumbots like you need sarcasm detectors.

      TL;DR: Whooooosh.

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    19. Re: FUD indeed! by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      If it's that simple, why is the infection so widespread?

      serological studies estimate that 30â"50% of the global population has been exposed to and may be chronically infected with T. gondii, although infection rates differ significantly from country to country. For example, previous estimates have shown the highest prevalence of persons infected to be in France, at 84%.

      Inb4 jokes about the French.

      Cats, unlike dogs or pigs, lick themselves all over, including their little cat bottoms (Want to know the secret to great looking hair? Use new Spittlene, with fresh organic cat saliva). Contamination nowadays is more likely to be: stroke cat, change channel, send text message, wash hands, eat, change volume, check email, eat, so I wondered if stroking cats was a vector, but the same Wikipedia article says, "numerous studies have shown living in a household with a cat is not a significant risk factor for T. gondii infection".

      There should be a study into otherwise normal people who come into contact with cats and are converted.
      "Oh I've never liked cats but ooh look at her cute little tum-tum."

      I've lived with cats pretty much all my life and I for one welcome our fluffy overlords.
      "What's that Tiddles, you prefer the tuna?"

    20. Re: FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... just like cats.

    21. Re: FUD indeed! by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      Aye. Our Canaan prefers heavy palms, deep bushes, or behind a tree as a last resort.

    22. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good things dogs aren't carnivores then?

    23. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or they just shit all over the neighbour's lawn. Until that neighbour installs an anti-cat system that squirts a jet of water at them, that works better than lion pee and a myriad of other ant-cat things that don't work.

      Lion pee isn't supposed to make magically cats go away. It's to warn them a dangerous competitor is around. If it doesn't work for you there are likely two things you are doing wrong:
      1) Not using enough or
      2) the yard chain is too small.

      Try leaving out more water and using a longer chain so it can reach the edges of the yard. Otherwise your lion will be thirsty and unable to catch the cat.

    24. Re:FUD indeed! by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Found the infected who doesn't mind cat piss!

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    25. Re:FUD indeed! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In this time and age it can be excused. Poe's Law has long since expanded to all sorts of areas, it's no longer confined to religion.

      A mere decade ago, anyone saying anything so completely ridiculous would have immediately gotten the "Nah, nobody can be THAT stupid, he must be joking" reaction. Today, though, we have learned that people ARE actually that stupid and DO say something like that in all seriousness.

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    26. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, elastic collision of a 28 gram shotgun slug traveling at 548 m/s with a 3268 gram cat, final velocity should be... 9 m/s ? Yeesh.

    27. Re:FUD indeed! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I used to live in a house that had cats either side and over the back (from the adjoining street).

      We had all of them shitting in it. Cat Bosnia.

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    28. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's a parasite that makes people hoard cats.

      Or attempt to herd cats

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    29. Re: FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      If it's that simple, why is the infection so widespread?

      Because most people practice really poor hygiene.

      Cats, unlike dogs or pigs, lick themselves all over, including their little cat bottoms

      Dogs also lick their buttholes. Google dog licking it's ass and you'll be treated to a real "treat". And as I noted, many eat their own or other dog's shit. I remember at a pet store years ago, there were two cute little terrier pups in a cage. People were oooh'ing, and aww'ing the little guys, when one gets ready to take a dump, and the other one scaps that tootsie roll up as it's coming out - the turd never hit the floor. Oooh turned to Ewwww! quickly.

      Anyhow take it up with these guys http://www.petmd.com/dog/condi...

      Toxoplasma gondii is outrageously common, can be avoided by simple hygiene, and if you have an indoor cat, you are seriously unlikely to catch a dose. And this bit of FUD is really ancient as well. When my wife and I had a child 34 years ago, we were told about the dangers of Toxoplasmosis. The advice was to not have her clean out the litter is we had a cat that goes outside, and for hand washing hygiene.

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    30. Re:FUD indeed! by epine · · Score: 1

      This is so simply avoidable by simple basic hygiene.

      You have a level of trust in "basic hygiene" that I simply don't share, and I can't even imagine how to conduct a study that would prove your thesis directly.

      I bet even the most clinically extreme neat freak experiences an unwitting basic hygiene lapse at least once per week.

    31. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dogs are filthy and smell bad.

      Only if they're owners don't bathe and groom them, which they tolerate and can even grow to enjoy. Try and bathe a cat and you'll get the flesh torn off your arms and face.

      Sorry, but beyond the superficial self-washing, cats are beyond filthy. Their mouths and claws are infested with pathogens, which is why injuries from cats more often lead to infections and leave scars, and prey not actually killed by a cat often die of infection shortly afterward. Great for clearing out vermin, which is the primary trait humans have encouraged from them over the centuries, not so great for keeping in your house.

    32. Re: FUD indeed! by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      Okay, but will your dog raid a cat's litter box to see if there is a mid-day snack? (Hint: most do). So for those that have both cats and dogs as pets, this is usually the reason why there should be no concern that your feline friend is constipated.

    33. Re:FUD indeed! by butchersong · · Score: 1

      Cats paw their way through a litter box then strut around on your counter tops and occasionally throw up nasty hair ball / half digested food concoctions. I'll take a dog.

    34. Re:FUD indeed! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, the reason cat bites are more dangerous is that they are more puncture wounds and less open wounds. The claws are something else, though I wouldn't guess why cat scratch fever happens. Dog scratch fever is unknown because dog scratches rarely break the skin, and when they do it's an open wound.

      Bacteria and live in very small spaces, so ordinary cleanliness doesn't suffice for protection. For that we depend on our unbroken skin...which is dead on the outside, and continually sloughed off. And deep punctures are much more dangerous that surface wounds, as the contamination is harder to eliminate.

      FWIW, under "natural" conditions people are among the dirtiest of animals. This is related to living in dense groups and not being evolved to do that very long. Domestic cats and dogs (and pigs and chickens and cattle and...) are raised in a much more congested environment than their wild ancestors would tolerate. Most of them would prefer to be cleaner, but food and fencing tend to cause them to tolerate less desirable conditions.

      All that said, I have read that toxoplasmosis can only become sexually mature within a feline. (I believe it was within a feline gut.) And the normal way the prey becomes infected with it is by exposure to cat feces. So it doesn't evolve to specifically handle animals that aren't eaten by felines. But over historic periods this includes most families of mammals. And it's not picky as to who it infects for the "prey" stage of its life cycle (though I haven't heard that it infects anything except mammals).

      Therefore we can plausibly assume that it causes us to behave in ways that would make our distant ancestors more likely to become a cat's dinner. Proving this assumption correct could, however, be difficult.

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    35. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      This is so simply avoidable by simple basic hygiene.

      You have a level of trust in "basic hygiene" that I simply don't share, and I can't even imagine how to conduct a study that would prove your thesis directly.

      I bet even the most clinically extreme neat freak experiences an unwitting basic hygiene lapse at least once per week.

      I'm not certain how to reply. Diseases that can spread by contact with people or other animals that require you to transfer the pathogens to your mouth just need a break in the transmission pathway.

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    36. Re:FUD indeed! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Diseases that can spread by contact with people or other animals that require you to transfer the pathogens to your mouth just need a break in the transmission pathway.

      Unless you also have a break in your skin, in which case they'll just take that route. Frequent washing (basic hygiene) dries the skin, creating many breaks, unless you also frequently moisturize (above and beyond basic hygiene); therefore, basic hygiene is not enough and, in fact, too much of it can be detrimental.

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    37. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Diseases that can spread by contact with people or other animals that require you to transfer the pathogens to your mouth just need a break in the transmission pathway.

      Unless you also have a break in your skin, in which case they'll just take that route. Frequent washing (basic hygiene) dries the skin, creating many breaks, unless you also frequently moisturize (above and beyond basic hygiene); therefore, basic hygiene is not enough and, in fact, too much of it can be detrimental.

      Well, as a guy on Slashdot, you can know what you know. Meanwhile, I'll take the CDC's reccommendations. https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/... I have done what they suggest for years. We cook our meat properly, store it properly, Feed our indoor cats as recommended, I wear nitrile gloves as needed, and despite having cats for the past 40 + years have not contracted Toxoplasmosis.

      Is your obstinate stance on this issue possibly related to not liking cats?

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    38. Re:FUD indeed! by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Just because it's a good idea, that doesn't mean every carnivore branch has it baked into their genes.

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    39. Re:FUD indeed! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      There is so damned much wrong with your comment...

      To start, you assumed my gender. Not that I care, I do it all the time, too; but the people who do care are annoying and will tear you a new one over it, so... yeah.

      Second, the CDC's recommendations on that page have nothing whatsoever to do with basic hygiene, which is what was being discussed here. Also, I'm not the poster who questioned your trust in basic hygiene (just in case you don't look at usernames) and haven't really been obstinate here. I d now, after reading what you just posted, question your understanding of basic hygiene, as your reference mentions a whole slew of procedures, but only touches on anything hygiene-related with regard to post-gardening activity.

      Finally, as a guy on Slashdot, you can't know that I actually have two cats. Well, you can, because I just told you. Don't just take my word for it, though; shoot me an email and we'll connect on Skype or Slack so you can ask them if they think I like them.

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    40. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      There is so damned much wrong with your comment... To start, you assumed my gender. Not that I care, I do it all the time, too; but the people who do care are annoying and will tear you a new one over it, so... yeah.

      "Guy" as a admission not of gender, but that I am engaging in an act of communicating with a member of homo sapiens sapiens, is commonly accepted by almost all people I know as a fine way of referring to other people.

      As for annoying those folks you mention, that's a good thing in my book. I see male and female sex or gender, and whatever a person wants to do with consenting other adults is not concerning to me. But these people who toss gender around like there is an infinite number of genders, but for some reason become enraged if you don't refer to them by the exact one of their choice, are holding both that getting and referring to their chosen gender correctness is absolutely critical, and irrelevant at the same time.

      They start out angry, and if I can trigger rage in their hate filled little noggins, I am pleased. I gather the same joy in pissing off Trump voters, and any and all of left and right wing brainless types.

      But I digress.

      Second, the CDC's recommendations on that page have nothing whatsoever to do with basic hygiene, which is what was being discussed here. Also, I'm not the poster who questioned your trust in basic hygiene (just in case you don't look at usernames) and haven't really been obstinate here. I d now, after reading what you just posted, question your understanding of basic hygiene, as your reference mentions a whole slew of procedures, but only touches on anything hygiene-related with regard to post-gardening activity.

      What on earth are you talking about guy? If I might take the liberty of going through what the CDC is promoting in their efforts to keep people from toxoplasmosis, the first thing they refer to is food preparation. Food preparation hygiene is really basic. Cook to a proper temperature - we use 160 s a guideline in my house. Wash veggies and fruits thoroughly. This not only gets rid of pathogens, but insecticides as well. Wash everything the food touches before and afterwards, which includes countertops, cutting boards knives an utensils, and for crissakes, your hands! Also in my place, we wear gloves if there are any cuts or other injuries to the hands.

      And the same goes for doing stuff outside in the garden. Nitrile gloves are the order of the day. I wear them for gardening, and while not related to this discussion, I wear them while working on the car. They keep my hands nice and clean.

      Regardless, this is basic in my book, perhaps it is considered obsessive compulsive in others. But then so are the CDC's recommendations I guess. I'm not in the least afraid to get dirty, but I do know the pathways of infection.

      Finally, as a guy on Slashdot, you can't know that I actually have two cats. Well, you can, because I just told you. Don't just take my word for it, though; shoot me an email and we'll connect on Skype or Slack so you can ask them if they think I like them.

      I believe you, but I wanted to ask the question because I wanted to clear up which angle you were taking. Now it looks like your assessment of my hygiene tactics.

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    41. Re:FUD indeed! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      When most people mention hygiene, they're referring to personal hygiene. You know, hand washing, showering, not scratching your ass then touching your face. That's basic hygiene as most people understand it and, I beieve, what epine was referring to; it's certainly what I was talking about.

      If you wish to go by the academic definition, rather than the lay definition... Well, first, let me just say I am quite fine with that and, in fact, wish I saw more of that here. I have no argument if that is the difinition you were using, but I would advise you to remember where you are and that people here often only think they're smart enough to follow an intelligent conversation.

      Due to the above, I often dumb myself down a bit when reading here; when the average person and an educated individual might define a word differently, I always default to the lay definition and this is the first time it may have caught up to me in over a decade on this site. This is why I suggest you do the same. Assume people here have, at best, an American high school education until they give you reason to believe otherwise. If nothing else, it will preserve your sanity.

      We good?

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    42. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And dumbots like you need sarcasm detectors.

      TL;DR: Whooooosh.

      Welcome to the singularity of sarcasm, satire, and reality--motherfucker.

    43. Re:FUD indeed! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      We good?

      Of course!

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    44. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Some twerp used to let their dogs run around on my property. Animal control wouldn't do anything about them so I finally had enough and shot both of their dogs dead and tossed the corpses in the dumpster.

      Haha, I remember hearing the fucking idiots out there calling for their dogs later that day. Little did they know that those mutts would never be returning home.

    45. Re: FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just kidding! was their kids. I mean their children.

    46. Re:FUD indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and wash your hands after doing shit like taking a crap

      No.

      Rise to the challenge, immune system.

  5. What I find interesting is by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    more and more we're finding mental disorders and weaknesses aren't poor decision making or weak moral fiber but a sign something is broken. For millennia we've blamed the mentally ill for their faults unless they were so stark raving mad we couldn't do anything but laugh. As a lot of smaller behavioral problems are traced to physiology I wonder if our society and our political narratives will adapt.

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    1. Re:What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the only insightful post in the whole page.

    2. Re:What I find interesting is by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      more and more we're finding mental disorders and weaknesses aren't poor decision making or weak moral fiber but a sign something is broken. For millennia we've blamed the mentally ill for their faults unless they were so stark raving mad we couldn't do anything but laugh. As a lot of smaller behavioral problems are traced to physiology I wonder if our society and our political narratives will adapt.

      Supposedly a number of ethicists and jurists are worried that "my brain made me do it" will become a standard courtroom defense.

      If you want to get out ahead of the crowd, try "my cat's parasites made my brain make me do it".

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    3. Re:What I find interesting is by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, that's only a concern back when superstitions were widely held beliefs. "The Devil made me do it". The most newsworthy of recent incidents was former South African cricket captain Hanse Cronje.

      With naturalistic explanations, at least there is a chance in hell to actually test it instead of people getting away by blaming being possessed.

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    4. Re:What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Owning a cat is clearly both poor decision making and a sign of weak moral fiber.

      Buddy, I thought I told you that you're not allowed on the computer anymore.

      Bad dog.

    5. Re: What I find interesting is by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      As an atheist I'm sure you appreciate that the devil can be seen just as an external manifestation of a person's desire to do what they feel or have been taught is wrong. The supernatural aspect is optional though convenient scapegoat.

      We're finding more and more that what were thought to be expressions of free will, such as disliking the taste of coriander, or otherwise random, like being able to roll ones tongue, are instead genetically determined. Subtle combinations of genes will likely determine more major personality traits as they do with physical variations, though in a more probabilistic way than the binary examples above, The diagnostic tests will follow. What's the likelihood that the accused is a psychopath or this embryo will become schizophrenic?

    6. Re: What I find interesting is by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      We're finding more and more that what were thought to be expressions of free will, such as disliking the taste of coriander, or otherwise random, like being able to roll ones tongue, are instead genetically determined.

      WTF? Have you been sleeping under a rock for the last 100+ years?

      Neither of those, to the best of my knowledge, has ever been considered an act of "free will".

      I certainly don't choose to find licorice disgusting--in fact, I've tried many times to get myself to like it, but, all efforts to the contrary notwithstanding, it still tastes like, well, cat shit to me.

      And we've known about the tongue rolling thing being passed on for decades--it was used specifically as an example of an inheritable trait in a text I read as a kid in the 1970s.

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    7. Re:What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... we've blamed the mentally ill for their faults ...

      Mostly, because a large part of treatment consisted of shouting "stop being sick": It belittles all mental disorders. The increasing realization that mental disorders are "a sign something is broken" will not replace the perception that people 'learned' their mental disorder, until all disorders can be explained by physiology.

      On the other hand, when medicine can make all brains 'normal', some form of utopia may be possible. I wonder how society and science will progress when the 'outsider' and the 'disbeliever' brains stop existing.

    8. Re: What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're finding more and more that what were thought to be expressions of free will, such as disliking the taste of coriander, or otherwise random, like being able to roll ones tongue, are instead genetically determined.

      And we've known about the tongue rolling thing being passed on for decades--it was used specifically as an example of an inheritable trait in a text I read as a kid in the 1970s.

      That sounded absolutely absurd to me so I checked and... yep! It's absurd:
      "Tongue-rolling: The myth

      Some people can roll their tongue into a tube, and some people can't. This is one of the most common traits that biology teachers use to demonstrate basic genetic principles. Alfred Sturtevant (one of the pioneers of Drosophila genetics) described tongue rolling as a simple two-allele character, with the allele for rolling (usually given the symbol T or R) being dominant over the allele for non-rolling (t or r) (Sturtevant 1940). Many studies have shown that the myth is incorrect, but tongue rolling remains a popular subject in genetics classes.
      "
      see https://udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythtongueroll.html

      So check your absurd beliefs once in a while.

    9. Re:What I find interesting is by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      I think in the past people were more likely to ascribe insanity to physical forces, "psychoanalysis" is a modern fraud

    10. Re:What I find interesting is by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Supposedly a number of ethicists and jurists are worried that "my brain made me do it" will become a standard courtroom defense.

      You have to act like there is free will or this system doesn't work. However, this system sucks. There may not be any such thing as free will. In which case, you can reasonably say that what we ought to do is treat people like they're sick, not evil. However, you also can't reasonably be overly upset at people unwilling to do that. But don't beat yourself up if you are, because that's not your fault either :)

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    11. Re: What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprised to find a clear joke about cat ownership gets down modded. Although not that surprised - I went against some social warriors post about mental illness not being anyone's fault. Can't do that, even in jest.

    12. Re:What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, no one is perfect, everyone is fucked in some way due to both genetic and environmental factors. That doesn't mean you can use "my genetics" and "my parasites" when your behavior inconveniences others. If I have a tendency towards addiction I don't blame my genetics for it and die an alcoholic, I put a little bit of effort into moderating my behavior. I know it is difficult for many people to even accept that they are not a perfect little snowflake and that nowadays even young adults are increasingly spoiled and unable to accept responsibility for their own lives, but in the vast majority of cases you are in control of your life to the degree that you can at least function in society.

    13. Re: What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not surprised at all. Considering a study that came out of California regarding T. gondii, it does raise concerns to the scientific community as to WHY there is such radical difference there than anywhere else in the country.

    14. Re: What I find interesting is by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      How exactly have you found out what cat shit tastes like?

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    15. Re:What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more and more we're finding mental disorders and weaknesses aren't poor decision making

      Owning a cat is the definition of poor decision making.

      So is dating a crazy cat lady.

    16. Re:What I find interesting is by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Explaining the cause of a fault is not denying the existence of the fault.

      The question is "What should be done about it?". I'll agree that "beating yourself up" is rarely a useful approach, but that doesn't mean you should just accept it. There are generally multiple approaches to controlling any specific behavior, and multiple ways to deal with an infirmity or other fault. Find one that works. Sometimes you need assistance in finding one that works.

      The real problem is when there's a defect in goals...but this is often due to defective training rather than an inherent defect.

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    17. Re:What I find interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, "my brain made me do it" is a fine excuse, so long as they have no objections to the resulting "now we're going to do things to your brain to fix you." Gotta fix that broke shit.

  6. Does Schrodinger's cat have this parasite? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    Well, yes and no...

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    1. Re:Does Schrodinger's cat have this parasite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We won't know until we cut him open. Here kitty kitty!

    2. Re:Does Schrodinger's cat have this parasite? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That Schrödinger is one odd guy. Has a box with a cat in it, I opened it and it was dead, and now he accuses me of killing the cat because I opened the box.

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  7. Cats by somenickname · · Score: 3, Informative

    Still totally worth it.

  8. Shit I thought Psilocybin was in my blood by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    must be my 6 cats that make me trip out all the time.

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  9. As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 0

    n/t

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    1. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if we needed any more reasons to hate cat owners too.

    2. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep going, you're doing a fantastic job proving GP's point about your insecurity.

    3. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Having been bitten and scratched by a species dedicated to annihilating songbirds has nothing to do with it.

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    4. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Or just possibly they dont like the idea of breeding more of an animal that existing primarily to torture and kill the local wildlife in the area, mostly the local small bird population?

      No, you are right, it must be insecurity.

      Do you burn up ants with a magnifying glass in summer for fun? Pull the legs off insects? Its significantly less cruel to wildlife than keeping a cat.

    5. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allowing one animal to eat another isn't usually considered cruel, except if one is projecting human values onto another species. Since in the US (per Google) the majority of cats are indoor-only, suggesting that their primary purpose is related to wildlife control can only be hyperbole. And you are using these fallacies to insult an AC. The next time you feel like posting this kind of crap, could you not?

    6. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your brain parasite is causing you to confuse insecurity with disgust and condescending pomposity.

    7. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time there was a purge of the entire cat population, you got the bubonic plague

    8. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you burn up ants with a magnifying glass in summer for fun? Pull the legs off insects? Its significantly less cruel to wildlife than keeping a cat.

      Hey, did we meet last night? You just described my Saturday.

    9. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, it's both funny and sad watching you dig your hole deeper. Maybe you should seek therapy for your feelings of inadequacy.

    10. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals aren't cruel, they just are. Only humans can be considered cruel because only humans attach right and wrong labels to actions.

      It's interesting just how triggered and defensive you are by a comment. Some of that deep-rooted insecurity of yours surfacing?

    11. Re:As if I needed a reason to hate cats more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should seek a reading comprehension class.

  10. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but I don't believe in your faerie tales and imaginary friends.

  11. Faeces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fæces. Slashdot. Unicode.
    That is all.

    1. Re:Faeces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean "fæces"? Another dumbass charset post from another dumbass Windows loser....

    2. Re: Faeces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's try from Android: fæces.

  12. Cat Parasites by tquasar · · Score: 1
  13. Uh. Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering about 40% of the population have a cat and they're not all keeling over from cancer or getting parkinsons and alzheimers, I think I'll not get overly worked up over the attempt to squeeze more clicks out of this bait.

    1. Re:Uh. Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correlation != Causation.

      People with Aspergers overwhelmingly prefer cats.

      People with Aspergers generally have sleep disorders.

      Having life-long chronic sleep disorders leaves you perpetually sleep-deprived, and is believed to directly influence one's likelihood of developing Alzheimer's (the plaques that build up in Alzheimer's normally get cleaned away during deep sleep. If deep sleep is rarely achieved, the plaque builds up).

      So... you could find studies that suggest cat ownership correlates with alzheimer's, but an equally-likely hypothesis is that the same things that set someone up to have Alzheimer's later in life ALSO predispose them to prefer the company of cats.

      Schizophrenia is a similarly-complex situation. What people normally think of when they hear "schizophrenia" is actually a specific subset -- DISORGANIZED schizophrenia. Many of its "negative" symptoms align almost perfectly with AD(H)D and Asperger's (and the now-deprecated "schizoid personality disorder", which is basically what adults with higher-functioning Asperger's were diagnosed with before schools became more astute about identifying kids displaying it, and before it got folded into autism spectrum disorders).

      What this REALLY suggests is that disorganized schizophrenia is what happens when someone who had AD(H)D and/or Asperger's to begin with develops paranoid delusions... when you interview people who've known someone who has disorganized schizophrenia, 999 times out of 1000, they'll tell you the person ALWAYS displayed symptoms now recognized as AD(H)D and/or Asperger's, but was basically able to function until paranoia and/or delusions gave them that final kick over the cliff. In people who DON'T have AD(H)D and/or Asperger's, schizophrenia might simply manifest in its higher-functioning forms, like someone who's over-the-top devoutly religious (to the point where even their priest/minister/rabbi/imam/auditor/whatever) thinks they've gone off the deep end... or conspiracy nuts who think FEMA's job is to build concentration camps and exterminate gun owners.

  14. Makes Mice Crazy by Chysn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Usually mice are afraid of the scent of cats, and steer clear.

    But toxoplasma gondii-infected mice lose their fear of cats, and are actually attracted to the scent. They'll seek it out and hang out close to cats, where they'e more likely to be eaten, thus transferring the toxoplasma to the cat, where it can continue its life cycle.

    That has nothing to do with this article, but I think it's really cool.

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    1. Re:Makes Mice Crazy by postglock · · Score: 1

      This actually has everything to do with this article! One hypothesis is that toxo-infected humans have increased risk-taking behaviour. There's an association with toxoplasmosis and accidents/suicides, for example. This risk-taking would supposedly make humans more susceptible to being predated on by big cats, thus again allowing toxo to continue its life cycle. Presumably if the parasite can mess with your brain, it's also capable of doing other things that might make you more likely to be eaten by Smilodon.

    2. Re:Makes Mice Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this! Part of a cycle!

      http://insider.si.edu/2014/11/crazy-eyes-mind-control-power-parasites/

    3. Re:Makes Mice Crazy by Weirsbaski · · Score: 1

      Usually mice are afraid of the scent of cats, and steer clear.

      But toxoplasma gondii-infected mice lose their fear of cats, and are actually attracted to the scent. They'll seek it out and hang out close to cats, where they'e more likely to be eaten, thus transferring the toxoplasma to the cat, where it can continue its life cycle.

      That has nothing to do with this article, but I think it's really cool.

      It doesn't sound as cool for the mice...

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    4. Re:Makes Mice Crazy by DeQueue · · Score: 2

      For more details, see "Fatal attraction in rats infected with Toxoplasma gondii."

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1690701/pdf/11007336.pdf

      Although not directly a part of the above study, the paper includes this
      interesting tidbit:

      "Even naive laboratory rats that have not been in contact
      with cats for several hundred generations still show
      strong aversive reactions when confronted with cat odor."

    5. Re:Makes Mice Crazy by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If you want something even more creepy, try parasites that control their hosts.

      Li'l warning for those like me that aren't too fond of the creepy-crawly: It gets VERY creepy-crawly! Because as one can assume, most affected organisms are relatively primitive insects.

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    6. Re:Makes Mice Crazy by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Usually mice are afraid of the scent of cats, and steer clear.

      But toxoplasma gondii-infected mice lose their fear of cats, and are actually attracted to the scent. They'll seek it out and hang out close to cats, where they'e more likely to be eaten, thus transferring the toxoplasma to the cat, where it can continue its life cycle.

      That has nothing to do with this article, but I think it's really cool.

      Actually, that's pretty close to the topic of the article, it's just that the article is too politically-correct to say what else it causes: homosexuality. T. Gondii rewires the brains of mice to be sexually attracted to male urine, meanwhile most gays like cats. That's hardly a coincidence.

  15. Toxo is intriguing by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2

    This is *really* cool science, but "paradigm shifting" may be a touch over the top--this isn't the first paper or study to come to the conclusion that Toxo plays a role in neurological disorders, and there are labs around the globe that have been working on this topic for years. (Full disclosure: my wife was a postdoc in a lab that studied Toxo and its role in schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. I'm no expert myself and will happily defer to real researchers on this, but I picked up a lot over the years from her.)

    Fun Toxo tidbit: this is dredged from the depths of my memory, but as I recall that they've found a correlation between Toxo rates and automobile accident rates across several countries in Europe. The underlying theory is that Toxo causes very slight impairments in both risk assessment and motor control in its victims--not enough to really notice in an individual, but enough to track across a population...

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    1. Re:Toxo is intriguing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also can cause dangerous heart infections - Pericarditis & Endocarditis.

    2. Re:Toxo is intriguing by thomst · · Score: 1

      American AC in Paris noted:

      This is *really* cool science, but "paradigm shifting" may be a touch over the top--this isn't the first paper or study to come to the conclusion that Toxo plays a role in neurological disorders, and there are labs around the globe that have been working on this topic for years.

      Yep:

      and those are just the top three scholarly articles for a google search for "toxplasmosis rat behavior". The parent page for each of those articles links to other, related studies, as well - but the Bermoy, Webster, and Macdonald study from 2000 appears to be the first. So, no, not exactly ground-breaking, and definitely not a paradigm changer, either.

      Anybody remember Stanley Prusiner (hint: he won pretty much every award there is to win in medicine - including the Nobel - for his work establishing the existence, transmissibility, and neurodegenerative impact of prions)? Remember how respected authorities in medicine laughed at him ... ?

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    3. Re:Toxo is intriguing by wiretrip · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, (see my comment about the French). I thought I remembered reading that increased risk taking behaviour was linked to this, particularly in France, where people like raw meat.

  16. ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignorant pieces or shit like yourself are busy cutting your own throats electing by electing Roy Cohn's bitch because you just can't fucking stand the idea that somebody you don't see as worthy, which means poor and/or minority, might be getting more benefit from your tax dollars than you are. So instead you're giving it to the 1% and up while hoping that you might one day win the job/lottery and join them.

    Enjoy watching the planet burn.

    1. Re:ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unemployment is down, GDP is up, stock market hitting highs.

      Naw, the only people slitting their own throats are the piss bottlers who thought a self-shitting side o' beef that had no platform was the answer to everything.

    2. Re:ignorant shit by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      She had a platform. I think she stumbled off of it on several occasions.

    3. Re:ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unemployment is down, GDP is up, stock market hitting highs.

      Naw, the only people slitting their own throats are the piss bottlers who thought a self-shitting side o' beef that had no platform was the answer to everything.

      And guess what, you're not getting jack shit of the GDP increase. You're getting fucked in the ass and too stupid to know it.

    4. Re:ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that you were ever going to get any of the pie?

    5. Re:ignorant shit by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      That's not a very nice thing to say about Mrs Cohn. And I don't think she got elected to anything, in any case.

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    6. Re:ignorant shit by deviated_prevert · · Score: 1

      Unemployment is down, GDP is up, stock market hitting highs.

      Naw, the only people slitting their own throats are the piss bottlers who thought a self-shitting side o' beef that had no platform was the answer to everything.

      And guess what, you're not getting jack shit of the GDP increase. You're getting fucked in the ass and too stupid to know it.

      In 1945 in Berlin while Der Fuhrer was safe inside his bunker and the German industrialists that profited were quickly working behind the scenes to avoid having their money in Switzerland confiscated by getting friendly again with their American counterparts, the effects of Toxoplasma gondii had lessened to a very great extent. Thus came the German term Dachkaninchen used for the equivalent of what was derided originally by Hitlers press about the British during the years they stood alone against the Nazis.

      It seems that even though the gdp of the US and Canada is up and the 1% is quickly becoming the .5% even as the numbers of homelessness and food price inflation is out of control, the facts are that there are still vast untaped food resources left in the US for the poor. As and example I give you the traveling homeless that come and go in our cities, a fair number of them travel with dogs. This is very smart because if you cannot get welfare then you have a handy piece of meat right there with you. Same with little old ladies who keep a pile of cats, when they can't afford to eat cat food as many seniors are forced to do then there is always the Dachkaninchen (roof rabbits) to fall back on if worst comes to worst. NOW THIS IS AN IGNORANT shit of a post!!!! At least according to my cats. MEOW

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    7. Re:ignorant shit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Only when you finally get rid of the sponges currently sharing it.

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    8. Re:ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that you were ever going to get any of the pie?

      That was true, before you Randians elected Ronnie Raygun, and slashed taxes on the high and mighty, under the fairy tail of tinkle-down economics.

    9. Re:ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a very nice thing to say about Mrs Cohn. And I don't think she got elected to anything, in any case.

      Unless you count the winner of the Electoral College.

    10. Re:ignorant shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I share your concerns, but trickle-down is not an Ayn Rand concept. She was more trickle-up.

  17. Cat Parasite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mind-Altering Cat Parasite Linked To a Whole Lot of Neurological Disorders"

    Frightening? Horrific? OK, I know that anecdotal evidence is not worth much compared to empirical evidence. But here goes anyway.

    I have antibodies to brain-dwelling parasite Toxoplasma gondii. I was infected with the cat parasite over 80 years ago. I injured my back in the gym at age 72, but apart from that have no neurological infirmities. In fact, I have no clinically identifiable organic disease and take no medication.

    The cat parasite did not stop me from scoring way up in the 99th percentile for both the verbal and quantitative parts of the 1962 Graduate Record Exam, or from obtaining two American university degrees, with GPA's of 3.9 and 4.0, or from teaching at a prestigious foreign university, or from being appointed as a principal scientist by a foreign government, or from working as senior consultant for multinational corporations.

    Though over the age of 85, I still work as a financial/economic consultant to governments and international organizations and still train younger consultants, including quantitative methods.

    I admit that I do have an odd brain. My siblings considered me eccentric (to put it mildly), but from about the age of 12, the the adults called me the Professor. I often have the experience of looking at a complex problem and seeing the solution wholly formed all at once. Sometimes this follows after seeing something wrong with a proposed solution without knowing what is wrong with it.

    The cat parasite seems either not to have the effect that these researchers would expect, or merely to have degraded my brain enough to prevent me from winning a Nobel Prize for something.

    But since I have had a lot of fun with the faulty brain the cat has left me with, I have no need for the Nobel Prize.

    1. Re: Cat Parasite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yay!! someone older than me on Slashdot!

  18. How long history TC has? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if it dates back to ancient times then it is already half way integrated into us as another mostly harmless or even beneficial micro-organism.

    1. Re:How long history TC has? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work that way. You're thinking of parasites that tie their reproduction to the reproduction of the host. This is a parasite that ties its reproduction to the host being eaten by a cat. The evolutionary pressures are different.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  19. Ummm.. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    Quite impressive really.
    Being diagnosed with TP at least 2 years before the first confirmed cases showing TP was a human pathogen, and 11 years before a test was developed for it.

    Luck you are so smart, Professor - you should publish!

    1. Re:Ummm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're saying things that the OP didn't. You really should have read his post before spewing nonsense and embarrassing yourself.

    2. Re:Ummm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another poster above nailed it. People who hate cats tend to be very insecure, just like GP. Just look at how defensive he is about everything.

  20. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by mysticgoat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did some reading up on toxoplasmosis about a decade ago, when a friend's twenty-something son got mixed up with a crazy woman in her forties who was a classic "crazy cat lady" (except she was not old and she looked and acted like an oversexed teenager). Not much had been published in the medical journals at that time, and I doubt that much has been added since then.

    There had been several studies on toxoplasmosis in rats. Some of the findings were that infected rats became greater risk-takers who would explore potentially hostile environments sooner, and more often, than healthy rats. They were attracted to cat urine, where healthy rats avoid that odor. They were more sexually active than uninfected rats.

    There was conjecture at that time that "crazy cat ladies" did not experience the odor of cat piss the same way other people did, which is why they tolerated, and sometimes seem to prefer, to live in rooms that reeked of cat piss. There was conjecture that these women were promiscuous and as a group tended to have intense sexual relationships that did not last long. It seemed like as a group they had more automotive crashes than the norm, and that they were more frequently fired for abusing sick leave and other job perks, or fudging the paperwork. These are indicators of a greater degree of risk-taking.

    Conclusions: In the specific case, the boy got dumped and the girl moved out of state, so that was resolved. My personal conclusion is to avoid any relationship with women who live with cat stink, or own more than two cats. I will not venture any more general conclusion.

    It is a little scary that somewhere between 1 in 5 and 1 in 3 adults tests positive for exposure to T. gondii. However there is no way to determine whether any of these positives is an active carrier, or whether the parasite has gotten into their brain.

    Now if I were going to write a zombie apocalypse story, I would probably use a mutant strain of T. gondii as the agent.... But I don't write that kind of story.

  21. Better still by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    provided you've got universal healthcare there's the opportunity to get tested, treated and cured before it's an issue.

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    1. Re:Better still by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      It's almost incurable to begin with and pretty much the only people getting any treatment for it are AIDS victims.

  22. If it changes human behavior do you want a cure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine that this parasite were also responsible for your political leanings - would you want to be cured if it meant you'd adopt the opposite positions on social issues? I expect that some would want to be rid of the parasite, some would seek to ban testing and others would try to infect everyone.

  23. Who made Toxo P. Famous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guy named Flegr. For years the med establishment considered it completely benign (except pregnant woman) until Flegr researched it. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

  24. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was conjecture that these women were promiscuous and as a group tended to have intense sexual relationships that did not last long.

    Ok, sold. How do we infect the hot chicks of the planet?

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  25. Uh, oh. Has the OP been watching Fortitude!? by bleugh · · Score: 1

    Or reading a certain sci-fi series where the far future is actually controlled by intelligent, sentient bacteria that will their unwitting host species to co-operate or go to war to further their distribution in the galaxy

  26. There's a toxoplasma vaccine for animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheep specifically: http://www.msd-animal-health.co.nz/products/toxovax/020_product-overview.aspx

    Surely it can't be too hard to adapt it for humans.

    1. Re:There's a toxoplasma vaccine for animals by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

  27. Re:If it changes human behavior do you want a cure by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    When I talk about getting rid of political parasites, this wasn't exactly what I was talking about...

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  28. Liberals tend to be cat owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coincidence?

    I think not.

  29. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    They were more sexually active than uninfected rats.

    I guess that explains why nobody has bothered to find a cure for this disease that affects billions of people. Would they want the cure anyway?

  30. TEH RULES OF TEH INTERWEBS!!! by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Ok, sold. How do we infect the hot chicks of the planet?

    So now, you finally understand how the internet can both at the same time be
    - only for porn
    - only for kitten

    You're witnessing our Machiavellian ploy unfold.

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  31. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wtf? What are you, a racist Dadaist?

  32. Mad Cat Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what's next?

  33. Yes, that's exactly what it explains. No joke. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Thus explaining "crazy cat lady" syndrome.

    Yes, that's exactly what it explains. No joke.

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    1. Re:Yes, that's exactly what it explains. No joke. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's not a joke, but it's also not certainly true. It's a plausible hypothesis. Or it may explain parts of the effect.

      The best way to tell would be to immunize a sufficient number of "cat ladies" and see whether they reduce the number of cats they give room to compared to a randomly selected control group. Unfortunately, I haven't heard of any way to immunize against toxoplasmosis.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  34. We are being assimilated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Toxoplasma Gondii is an extra-terrestrial invader, and cats are their unwitting foot-soldiers.
    (or perhaps witting ... hmmm ... )

    The real question is whether the parasite is merely a weaponized micro-organism under the control of some other intelligence, or whether collectively they *ARE* the ETs themselves. The mind boggles ...

  35. Bath salts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who eats cats faces?

  36. Well that explains the Left. by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    ntr

  37. Re:Whatever by epyT-R · · Score: 0

    Hate to break it to you but life doesn't work that way. Facts don't care about your attitude.

  38. Tee Shirt by PPH · · Score: 1

    "One Cat Short of Crazy"

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  39. Anti-cat or anti-catholic bias? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are saying the medieval Church was a crazy monster for burning witches at the stake, but this research indicates they acted righteously to rid the christiandom of black cats, which are most dangerus, being able to carry around toxoplasmosis unseen at night.

  40. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was conjecture at that time that "crazy cat ladies" did not experience the odor of cat piss the same way other people did, which is why they tolerated, and sometimes seem to prefer, to live in rooms that reeked of cat piss.

    Oh come on. When you spend most of the time in presence of a certain smell, the intensity of the smell you register drops significantly (evidence: smelly people).
    No, I am not a crazy cat person. Nor a cat.

  41. Re:Fuck these studies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has every surface been looked at with a UV blacklight to ensure no accidental contamination? Cats regularly scratch the side of catboxes in an attempt to cover over their feces. Studies say this pathogen can survive extended periods of time and is resistant to most known cleaning agents.

  42. Re:Whatever by butchersong · · Score: 1

    Somebody is really attached to their pussy cat...

  43. Re:If it changes human behavior do you want a cure by HiThere · · Score: 1

    That's not a unreasonable question, and it might even have some application to this particular case, though it would certainly be an edge effect. Toxoplasmosis does seem to encourage risky behavior (of certain types) so it could affect political leanings. But curing it wouldn't reverse political leanings because those are largely habitual. That said, it has been demonstrated, e.g., that, statistically, Republicans are more sensitive to disgust than are Democrats. So there certainly are deep connections that could over time change things. Just *how* that would change things is unclear. And it's not as if toxoplasmosis is the only bacterial mind-control agent that inhabits people. They aren't all even parasites, unless you consider your gut bacteria parasites.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  44. Re:If it changes human behavior do you want a cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And let me guess, the people afflicted with this parasite all happen to have a political ideology that differs from yours?

  45. Connect the dots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a coincidence that this condition is gaining new attention now that the guy who jacked up the price of the treatment is having expensive legal costs at the moment?

  46. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by jafac · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you're describing classic symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder; and given my (unfortunate) familiarity with several sufferers (runs in my family) - they seem to share a common trait of hypersensitive smell.

    So yes: they all seem to love cats. A lot. And prefer them to humans. (because: you get pure affection, with no complicated human emotional and relational politics). But cat pee? Not the ones I'm familiar with. They absolutely don't tolerate it, and take extra measures to stay on top of pet odors. (and all odors, really). (even odors that aren't really there).

    Now: that there IS a "classic crazy cat-lady" syndrome, I won't deny. I just don't think it's common to these Borderline Personality Disorder people (who are also commonly very fond of cats). Maybe some BPD ppl get t. gondii infections and get both? That would be unfortunate because BPD is bad enough. Those people struggle to lead normal lives as it is.

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  47. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give them kittens of course.

  48. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may be more likely that your friend's 40 something girlfriend had PCOS. People with PCOS often have extremely high sex drives. And that drive can lead to some socially immature behavior. ( like seeking out a 20 something for a relationship )

  49. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

    I know nothing about PCOS ---I just now googled to find it is "Polycystic Ovary Syndrome". Since one of the women in my social circle comes down with every estrogen related polysyllabic disease with an abbreviation within a short time of its first appearance on the intarwebs she frequents, I will undoubtedly soon be made familiar with the litany of PCOS' signs and symptoms. If you don't know any women with this particular form of Munchhausen syndrome, I envy you.

    But does PCOS lead to the inability to hold down a job for longer than the first annual performance review, where questions of whether the woman had completed any of the assigned tasks without fudging somewhere arise? A resume of more than 12 jobs in the last decade is probably not a part of whatever PCOS is, but is common among CCLs (Crazy Cat Ladies, abbreviation introduced here to keep pace with the PMAs ---Pseudo Medical Abbreviations--- that are being floated around). Does PCOS lead to the inability to get reasonable car insurance because of an excessive number of bizarre accidents ("I was sure that I could squeeze into that space")?

    CCL from the toxo parasite is associated with these behaviors, as well as with the sexual promiscuity.

  50. Well that explains 'the French'... by wiretrip · · Score: 1

    I remember reading somewhere that the highest concentration of human hosts of the parasite was France (due to their propensity to eating raw meat). That article noted a correlation between this and 'fiery temperament' and increased risk taking behaviour.

  51. So that is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I see why God moved my dad to never allow us to have a cat.

  52. All your brain, your brain, brain, brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    echo 'Cats: How are you gentlemen?! All your brain are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You will not survive; make your time. Hahahaha.' | tr [:lower:] [:upper:]

  53. News flash.... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    It turns out that President Trump has been infected with T.gondii for decades.
    Also, so have a vast majority of citizens that voted for him.

    Thus, answering some perplexing questions...

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  54. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by Contract+Gypsy · · Score: 0

    The possible link does not link brain diseases to the brain parasite. That being said, there is a great deal of research in the MS(Multiple Sclerosis) world that indicate that MS is spreading like a virus, ie. the same pattern of expansion like the Flu, but much slower. There is also the JC virus that 98% of people have. If you do have the JC virus and take certain MS medications, there is a very high probability that the JC virus turns toxic and literally eats your brain. This is normally fatal, and those that have been saved would be better off dead.

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  55. No, No, No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This study is a paradigm shifter,"

    I'm calling b.s. based solely on the fact that one of the researches actually uttered that phrase.

  56. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate to break it to you, but these "studies" are almost always full of shit and only pushed to fulfill selfish agendas. Facts don't even come into play, but you keep on mindlessly believing everything you hear, junior.

  57. So this explains all those... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupid cat videos that get posted on the internet!

  58. Re:Possibly linked. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever think she just isn't that into you?