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The Absurdity of the Nobel Prizes in Science (theatlantic.com)

An anonymous reader shares an article: Every year, when Nobel Prizes are awarded in physics, chemistry, and physiology or medicine, critics note that they are an absurd and anachronistic way of recognizing scientists for their work. Instead of honoring science, they distort its nature, rewrite its history, and overlook many of its important contributors. There are assuredly good things about the prizes. Scientific discoveries should be recognized for the vital part they play in the human enterprise. The Nobel Prize website is an educational treasure trove, full of rich historical details that are largely missing from published papers. And it is churlish to be overly cynical about any event that, year after year, offers science the same kind of whetted anticipation that's usually reserved for Oscar or Emmy nominees. But the fact that the scientific Nobels have drawn controversy since their very inception hints at deep-rooted problems. [...] The wider problem, beyond who should have received the prize and who should not, is that the Nobels reward individuals -- three at most, for each of the scientific prizes, in any given year. And modern science, as Ivan Oransky and Adam Marcus write in Stat, is "the teamiest of team sports." Yes, researchers sometimes make solo breakthroughs, but that's increasingly rare. Even within a single research group, a platoon of postdocs, students, and technicians will typically be involved in a discovery that gets hitched to a single investigator's name. And more often than not, many groups collaborate on a single project. The paper in which the LIGO team announced their discovery has an author list that runs to three pages. Another recent paper, which precisely estimated the mass of the elusive Higgs boson, has 5,154 authors.

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  1. Insubordinate and churlish. by Rubinhood · · Score: 0
  2. Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Nobel prizes awarded for science always seem to make sense. The literature ones most of the time too. It's the peace prizes (e.g., Obama in first year as president...whaaa?) that often leave people shaking their heads.

    1. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by tomhath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Peace prize isn't even awarded by the Nobel committee. It's just a way for Norway to make a political statement.

    2. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Obama was a weird choice, but so was Yassir Arafat... like, an actual terrorist. Al Gore had nothing whatsoever to do with peace.

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    3. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NPP should be renamed the 'talks a good game' prize.

    4. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I always wondered about that... He'd been in office for ~9 months? Really? The Peace Prize? For what? Promising to end a couple of wars (only one which he actually managed)?

      I wonder if they regret that choice? I'm guessing they don't.

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    5. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall his peace prize at the time was stated as being given to him "not for what he has done, but for what he will do". I guess drone strikes are worthy of a peace prize. Who'd have thought? Granted as mentioned already, his is far from the most egregious of the peace prizes awarded.

    6. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Peace prize isn't even awarded by the Nobel committee. It's just a way for Norway to make a political statement.

      Why doesn't the Nobel committee defend their trademark or name then?

    7. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      it was given for not being Dubya.

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    8. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the reasoning behind giving one to Al Gore (whether you like the reasoning or not is another matter) was that climate change would lead to destruction of environments which would lead to migration and war over territory so preventing it would prevent wars.

      Realistically though it was just a "Your Not George Bush" prize, which was much the same for Obama. I imagine that after four (or god forbid eight) years of Trump, another Democrat will get one for much the same reason.

    9. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Dubya's 8 years were up, it's perhaps more realistic to say it was for not being McCain.

    10. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      So whoever follows up on Trump is guaranteed to get a Nobel peace prize?

    11. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Peace prize isn't even awarded by the Nobel committee. It's just a way for Norway to make a political statement.

      No, that's not really true. The peace prize is one of the original prizes set forth in Nobel's will. It further stipulates that it should be awarded by the parliament of Norway. So it's legitimate.

      If you're looking for "fake" prizes, it's the economics prize "in memory of Alfred Nobel" that's the smoking gun. That was put in place by the Swedish central bank in the sixties (1968).

      So, even though I as a swede wouldn't miss an opportunity to take the piss out of the Norwegians, this isn't one such opportunity.

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    12. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by AlwinBarni · · Score: 2

      Agree, the Nobel peace prize in my eyes is close to hitting the bottom, it shows how little research is done and how media driven they decision is.
      BTW, the Russian guy who prevented WWIII should've gotten the Nobel peace prize in my opinion, but now it is too late.

    13. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Nobel Prize has isn't supposed to honor achievement in bringing peace. Their explicit goal is to give publicity/support a person/project to make a worthy goal more likely to happen. It's specifically and uniquely aspirational.

      Which, frankly, makes sense. An award for "most promising person/project to change the world for the better soon" is more useful than a retroactive award afterwards. Because, frankly the cash could be used to further those goals, and the publicity makes it more likely.

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    14. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      So WTF did Obama actually _do_ that he got one?

    15. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Arafat received that together with Perez and Rabin for creating the Oslo Accords, an attempt to work towards peace in the Middle east, for which each of those three had to weather an enormous amount of resistance and criticism from their respective peoples. If the Prize is as much an encouragement to keep up the good work as it is an award for past achievements (the excuse they gave when awarding it to Obama), then I'd say it was well given. Giving the Prize to Obama was bullcrap, giving it to Gore even more so.

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    16. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by FeelGood314 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The peace prize is awarded to someone who is alive and who has the potential to work towards peace. Gandi can't be awarded it posthumously because he can't campaign for peace anymore. The award goes to people like Yassir Arafat in the hope that giving them publicity that they will be able to accomplish more. Sometimes it doesn't work but for people like Juan Manuel Santos negotiating with the FARC in Columbia maybe it did.

    17. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irena Sendler was nominated same year as Gore. Look up what she ACTUALLY did besides make a lot of money off a movie.

      Gandhi, also never was awarded one, but Arafat was.

      Peace Prize = You are probably shit and progressives like you. I expect Hillary Clinton to get one any year now.

    18. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      It was the "Yay Geo. W. is gone!" prize. Regardless of how much Obama may have wanted to join in in that international slap in the face to Bush, he should have declined it as it is beneath the office of the president to do so.

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    19. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by GNious · · Score: 1

      Being not-Bush

    20. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article summary had too many words. So I didn't actually read far enough to understand why it doesn't make sense for science.

      A little brevity goes a long way.

    21. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The Nobel prizes awarded for science always seem to make sense. The literature ones most of the time too. It's the peace prizes (e.g., Obama in first year as president...whaaa?) that often leave people shaking their heads.

      Like the noble prize for physics in 1974 which went to two male colleagues of Jocelyn Bell Burnell who actually made the discovery because she dared to have the wrong bits between her legs?

    22. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Trump will follow Trump, but not the same one. Remind you of anywhere else?

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    23. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imperial Rome?

    24. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by pots · · Score: 1

      ... What? There is no Nobel committee (singular), each prize is evaluated by a separate committee. The one which awards the peace prize is called the Norwegian Nobel Committee. This committee is appointed by the Norwegian Parliament, but is not a part of the Norwegian government.

      If this upsets you... Well, let's consider for a moment: supposing that each committee should be a panel of experts in the given field, and that the peace prize is an explicitly political prize, who is more qualified to identify experts on politics than politicians?

      Yes yes, I know, each and every politician the world over is a walking incarnation of Satan himself. Fine. Moving past that, why did Alfred Nobel, who was Swedish, pick the Norwegian parliament to select the committee? I don't know, and I don't believe that anyone knows for sure, but there's reasonable speculation that he did this to show respect and, perhaps, to help foster good relations between Sweden and Norway. All of the other prizes are awarded by Swedish committees.

      If that's the case, than this is the first example of the peace prize being used proactively. Not an award for a past action, but a tool to help foster peace in the future. The peace prize is frequently used for this purpose, maybe half of the time it's given out, including the award to Obama that some people like to caterwaul over.

    25. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      Every country that has ever had a monarchy?

    26. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by tsqr · · Score: 2

      "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples," according to the Nobel folks.

      Other Obama achievements that you might not be familiar with:

      • Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics.
      • Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play.
      • Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts.
      • The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations.
      • Thanks to Obama's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting.
      • Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.
    27. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was in the running for the award only 11 days after becoming president. None of those things happened during those 11 days, thus they are not reasons why he received the award. What did he do up to the 11th day of his presidency?

    28. Re: Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not know that a PhD was a requirement.

    29. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agree, the Nobel peace prize in my eyes is close to hitting the bottom, it shows how little research is done and how media driven they decision is.

      BTW, the Russian guy who prevented WWIII should've gotten the Nobel peace prize in my opinion, but now it is too late.

      The NPP hit bottom when they gave it to Kissinger.

    30. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Like the noble prize

      The winner gets a medieval English coin worth 1/3 of a pound?

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    31. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      " Moving past that, why did Alfred Nobel, who was Swedish, pick the Norwegian parliament to select the committee? I don't know, and I don't believe that anyone knows for sure, but there's reasonable speculation that he did this to show respect and, perhaps, to help foster good relations between Sweden and Norway. All of the other prizes are awarded by Swedish committees."

      Actually, we do know: Because at the time, Norway was part of a unilaterally forced union, after Sweden had captured it from Denmark, who had held Norway as a subject state before that. Alfred Nobel felt that the Norwegian parliament would hold to more peaceful ways than the Swedish parliament, and be less inclined to stupidity(hindsight does prove him wrong....)

    32. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      If you want to complain about terrorists getting it, don't forget Menachim Begin, leader of Irgun, bomber of the King David hotel, equal partner in ethnical cleansing raids against arabs together with Lehi(more commonly known as the Stern gang)

    33. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Ross+Finlayson · · Score: 1

      I lost all respect for the Nobel Peace Prize when Yasser Arafat won it...

    34. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama's "peace prize" was actually awarded before he even started his first year, what a sham....

    35. Re: Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama came close executing terrorists with no due trial persecuting political dissidents with made up charges and starting wars in stable Middle East countries for no reason at all. At least, GW did it for the oil.
      So many dark figures have gotten the prize, that it is better to think of it as the Nobel Genocide prize.

    36. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember something about nuclear disarmament talks with the Russians or some statement of intentions leading to that Nobel Prize.

      This is pretty ironic since Obama might be remembered for building up so-called "missile defenses" (which don't work but are accompanied by far reaching powerful radars at least), or the trillion dollar plan to renew nuclear weapons in the decades to come. Or what about NATO gaining a nuclear power ; the alliance includes three states that possess nuclear weapons, up from two. The US and France proliferate nuclear weapons technology between them, since they built twin plants, the National Ignition Facility and Laser Mégajoule which look like just the same thing unless I'm really mistaken.
      Obama attacked Libya and Syria, and fought on the side of the terrorists while failing to conclude a peace treaty with North Korea (or doing anything at all).

      North Korea might have its crazy world views but it isn't subject to the US/European/whatever propaganda so when it sees countries assaulted and shredded to pieces one after another in such treacherous and dishonorable ways all the while suffering credible permanent threats, it gets infuriated and sees the US behaving like its propaganda says it does.
      This is why North Korea conducted four nuclear tests after Obama unleashed so much pain and suffering on the world.

      Obama's legacy of rule continues even now as the military security industrial has been conducting surreal propaganda warfare against the current president and Russia and got their ways as a military junta has taken over the white house and prevented Trump's earlier stated policies of de-escalating wars such as the one in Afghanistan. Perhaps Trump's unstable nature has had him doubling down fully embracing the warmongering lines scripted to him and thus the US has announced its intention to carry nuclear genocide before representing envoys of all the nations in the world.

      So Obama maybe got a Nobel Prize from not having done anything yet rather than one for doing nothing. Not a very good idea either way. You might as well give a peace Prize to Trump for proving us the importance and need for diplomatic talks.

    37. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I'll pay you a full pound for your "medieval english coin worth 1/3 of a pound". Hell I'll pay you 2. Good deal right?

    38. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Dareth · · Score: 1

      Yassir Arafat had a chance to do some good in the world and make a huge difference to the Palestinian people. Instead he stole their aid money and left destitute and angry.

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    39. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or what about NATO gaining a nuclear power ; the alliance includes three states that possess nuclear weapons, up from two.

      You suck at history or math possibly both.

    40. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Back in the 60s, Tom Lehrer (math professor at MIT) was a well-known satirical pianist. After Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize, he felt completely inadequate as a satirist.

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    41. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      It was for a power point presentation that Al didn't even do himself. They skipped over a woman that richly deserved it if anyone did. To top it off, Al was and is a fraud on the subject. It's nothing more than a way for him to make a lot of money. That is, yes things are warming up. Man is not the cause of it. Real science tells us that. Just as we can show other planets are warming up just as much as we are. CO2 is a symptom, not the cause.

      They have demonstrated over the years that they are just political hacks. Nobel himself would slap them silly if he were still alive.

    42. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

      "Masochism Tango"

      My favorite quote:
      "Lacking exposure in the media, my songs spread slowly. Like herpes, rather than ebola."

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    43. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it's not true:

      https://www.nobelprize.org/alfred_nobel/will/will-full.html

      "and one part to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses."

      Key phrase: "shall have done"

      In no way did Obama qualify, under those terms, at the time that he was nominated, which happened by February 1, 2009, _less than 12 days into his presidency_.

    44. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT?!?!? His invention of the Internet has NOT furthered the cause of World Peace in our lifetimes????

    45. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      My bad :)

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    46. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by Xest · · Score: 1

      A better example of the failure of the Nobel Peace Prize is Aung San Suu Kyi who has become an apologist for and enabler of ethnic cleansing, institutional rape, and mass murder.

      If ever there was an undeserving person in the world who deserves to have it revoked due to her failure to live up to it's name then it's her.

      You're right, in contrast, Juan Manuel Santos is one of the most deserving living people today.

    47. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      That is, yes things are warming up. Man is not the cause of it. Real science tells us that.

      Only if "real science" is a bunch of blog posts by know-nothing trolls, and "not real science" is what is practised by every known physicist in the world.

    48. Re:Nobels in Science Seem OK, It's Peace... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Only if "real science" is a bunch of blog posts by know-nothing trolls, and "not real science" is what is practised by every known physicist in the world.

      Think so? Here is a REAL scientist that has been practicing REAL WEATHER for decades and founded the weather channel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      BTW, He's willing to talk to you about it. He's willing to bring in other real scientists to prove it to you. He has shot down people on CNN with science over this.
      Other planets - let's look at Pluto - http://news.mit.edu/2002/pluto . Hardly a blog. Hardly someone that knows nothing.

      Funny you should mention physicists. Physicists say it's not due to man. Here is a good article by a physicist - http://www.earth-climate.com/ . He goes over and you can see from his graph about the Roman period - which you can look up in your history book showing that it was so warm in England during Roman times that they were able to grow grapes. The sea level was also much higher during Roman time. When you look at the real data, Man Made global warming is clearly just a scheme to separate us from our money. They're duping a lot of people. Good people. People like you.

  3. Other Nobel prizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least the scientific prizes recognize accomplishments that advance human knowledge. The other prizes like Peace, Literature, and Economics don't recognize much of anything.

    1. Re: Other Nobel prizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The economics prize was a later add on by bankers.

    2. Re:Other Nobel prizes by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      And you're dialed in to this? Ya, cool.

    3. Re: Other Nobel prizes by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Another A/C commenting on itself? AYSO U6 season over already?

    4. Re:Other Nobel prizes by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All three of those prizes do recognize. You can maybe argue that literature has been overly focused on European literature and even more so on Swedish literature to the exclusion of others, and with a very specific idea of what counts as "literature" (See some discussion here http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2008/10/nobel_gas.html). But the works being recognized are still major literary achievements.

      However, the Peace prize has for all its issues, recognized some real accomplishments. Last year, the prize went to Juan Manuel Santos for his work trying to end the ongoing violence in Columbia, and although the initial peace deal was rejected by the voters, the follow-up seems to be really holding and FARC seems to have been mostly disarmed. Real progress can occur.

      The Economics prize has also gone for serious and substantial work. (Note that the Econ prize is actually from a separate grant and awarded by a separate body (hence being referred to at the Nobel Memorial Prize officially rather than the Nobel Prize https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Memorial_Prize_in_Economic_Sciences) .) Examples of substantial work include the 2005 prize to Schelling and Aumann recognized major work that is relevant not just to understanding economics, but many related fields including general negotiation theory and some aspects of what is sometimes called political economy. For example, the idea of a Schelling point https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focal_point_(game_theory) has found its way into standard negotiating texts, and it is useful for simply making people more likely to come to agreements. Similarly, Aumann's agreement theorem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aumann's_agreement_theorem is important not just in economics (for understanding how markets behave) but has also become relevant in philosophy as well as AI research. This is not the only example in econ, just one of the more blatant.

      That you personally really like certain specific STEM fields says more about you than it does about the prizes.

    5. Re:Other Nobel prizes by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> You can maybe argue that literature has been overly focused on ...Swedish literature to the exclusion of others...

      I tried to get into Swedish lit but I just couldn't get past the fact that every tenth word started with "B" and rhymed with "pork".

    6. Re:Other Nobel prizes by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      That you personally really like certain specific STEM fields says more about you than it does about the prizes.

      It says that they understand science and the scientific process, and that elaborate 'stamp collector using numbers' disciplines like Economics have their place in the body of human knowledge, but are not Science.

    7. Re:Other Nobel prizes by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Um, did you read the post I was responding to? They said the other prizes "don't recognize much of anything"- if they had said just that the other prizes weren't for science, that would be trivially true.

    8. Re: Other Nobel prizes by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      You are completely wrongheaded. The Nobel Prize is awarded to inspire, not to reward achievements. That's where the root of your misunderstanding is. Once you understand this, the rest falls into place.

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    9. Re:Other Nobel prizes by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      "Don't like certain specific STEM fields" can be interpreted as you insisting that they are scientific fields. You asserting that GP commenter 'doesn't like' them is a churlish way of insisting they are 'science'.

      Yes, when snark recurses sometimes it gets confusing.

    10. Re:Other Nobel prizes by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was careful to not say that. I said that the commentator liked certain STEM fields, not that they didn't like others, but I can see how one could have read it as you have. I suppose the snarky aspect didn't really add much to the conversation.

    11. Re:Other Nobel prizes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, the Peace prize has for all its issues, recognized some real accomplishments. Last year, the prize went to Juan Manuel Santos for his work trying to end the ongoing violence in Columbia

      The country is ColOmbia for god's sake!! with O, not U, damn it

      ... and although the initial peace deal was rejected by the voters, the follow-up seems to be really holding and FARC seems to have been mostly disarmed. Real progress can occur.

      BULLSHIT!! He purposefully disobeyed the people's decision and conceded (more like gave in the country's sovereignty) to the narco-terrorists who now have seats in the congress without being elected. FARC hasn't fully disarmed and they still have plenty of narco-money to buy enough votes to make Colombia another Venezuela (or worse).

    12. Re: Other Nobel prizes by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      How is the goal to inspire rather than reward at all relevant to anything I said?

    13. Re:Other Nobel prizes by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      Unless GP actually meant the District of Columbia, which is in actuality a separate, and very depraved, den of miscreants, a truly wretched hive of scum and villainy. If someone can bring DC under control, I will fucking personally grant them a Nobel prize of some sort.

    14. Re: Other Nobel prizes by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Yes, inspire is evident in that it is not given to the deceased.

      However, they must show significant accomplishment so as to he a good bet. Of course, regression to the mean usually means that's the only truly major accomplishment. That's why guys like Newton and Einstein with multiple major accomplishments stand out like a sore thumb.

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    15. Re:Other Nobel prizes by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Graphene?

      Seriously? in as much as I consider discovery of graphene or crystallization of a ribosome a great technological achievements, that's what they are - great technological achievements, nothing more.

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  4. It is ok the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of those co-authors do just low level work. The real breakthrough comes anyway from the authors appearing first, the ones leading the group and giving direction to the team.

    Only them deserve the prize.

    In football all the team contribute to the goal, yet is still just the goal scorer that gets the name recorded for the goal

    1. Re:It is ok the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real breakthrough comes anyway from the authors appearing first, the ones leading the group and giving direction to the team.

      So in the case of the first detection of gravitational waves, B. P. Abbott, R. Abbott and T. D. Abbott?

    2. Re:It is ok the way it is by NEDHead · · Score: 0

      I believe you mean 'touchdown'

    3. Re:It is ok the way it is by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      Outside the U.S., football is played with ones feet; only; its like watching NASCAR.

    4. Re:It is ok the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is touchdown?

    5. Re:It is ok the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If NASCAR drivers screamed and burst into flames every time another car gently tapped them.

    6. Re:It is ok the way it is by NEDHead · · Score: 2

      it is six times bigger than goal

    7. Re: It is ok the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they have been fair to the point of hypocrisy - I usual put leader author first then the rest by impact on the paper

    8. Re: It is ok the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you decide the order for 1000+ authors who have all had different roles that are very hard to compare? Alphabetical order may not be perfect, but I cannot really think of a procedure that makes much more sense.

  5. An easy solution by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But the fact that the scientific Nobels have drawn controversy since their very inception hints at deep-rooted problems

    Well, why don't you start a company, make a few $$$$ Billion and then you can establish science-based prizes according to your wishes?

    Seriously. They seem to me to be a great way of acknowledging some aspects of scientific endeavour. They probably aren't perfect, but what is?
    To gripe on about them sounds like an easy, lazy, route. Either that or sour grapes from the people who missed out. Especially when the alternative is nothing compared to the publicity and financial rewards the Nobels offer.

    I suspect that whatever changes were proposed, there would be someone, somewhere, who would find reasons to complain about that, too. But since no scientists (or nominees in other fields) actually starts out with the intention to win a Nobel, it's just a nice little extra if or when the phone call comes.

    Try to be a little more easy-going and less discontented with the world.

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    1. Re:An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But the fact that the scientific Nobels have drawn controversy since their very inception hints at deep-rooted problems

      Well, why don't you start a company, make a few $$$$ Billion and then you can establish science-based prizes according to your wishes?

      Seriously. They seem to me to be a great way of acknowledging some aspects of scientific endeavour. They probably aren't perfect, but what is?

      What is? How about getting rid of the entire narcissistic concept of awarding prizes for research. Doctors don't become doctors in order to win awards, they want to help people. Same goes for 99% of those in the scientific community. Enough of the bullshit ass-kissing already.

      The same can be said for many awards in Hollywood too. Utterly fucking pointless. Directors do not hire actors based on their collection of mantle trinkets. If you're good, you're good. You want to impress people and make a statement that stands the test of time? Be humble. Narcissistic attention whores are often forgotten because that is often all they have to offer.

    2. Re:An easy solution by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well, why don't you start a company, make a few $$$$ Billion

      The modern equivalent to who Nobel was would be for Dick Cheney to establish the Halliburton Prize.

    3. Re:An easy solution by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "Doctors don't become doctors in order to win awards, they want to help people."

      Doctors become doctors largely because of the social status and money.

    4. Re:An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctors become doctors largely because of the social status and money.

      Particularly pediatricians- what's an undergrad education, 4 years of medical school, and three years being paid like you're a store clerk, when you can make a whole $175k/yr in places like Houston or Dallas? Though I do have a lot of sympathy for them dealing with all the paparazzi due to their social status.

    5. Re:An easy solution by pz · · Score: 1

      And if the Halliburton Prize were to honor the best and brightest for the amazing achievements, why not?

      Rolex does. Does Rolex have *anything* to do with scientific achievement or leadership, other than by hoping to have a marketing tie-in?

      Saatchi & Saatchi does. They're a marketing firm, so, really, really no.

      Google does. They're an advertising firm (fundamentally), so in a deep sense no, although we might quibble about it.

      Heineken does. A beer manufacturer, so no, no, no.

      Need I go on? There are lots and lots of lesser-known prizes for scientific achievement and/or leadership that are from companies that have nothing whatsoever to do with the fields that are being honored. The companies do it as part of their philanthropic mission, and for the marketing opportunities presented.

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    6. Re:An easy solution by Headw1nd · · Score: 2

      This is a bizarre comment. $175k is about three times the average salary in Houston ($59k), which is not so far above the national average for a pediatrics resident at roughly $50k. I would say it's a lot of money. Being a doctor is certainly considered high-status careers, along with lawyers (who, incidentally have their own advanced education and period of being "underpaid"). I'm sure they also want to help people, but it would be foolish to assume that there are no other advantages to the profession.

    7. Re:An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a tenured professor at an R1 institution, I had the same reaction to this year's Nobel Prizes as in the article. The article is spot-on. It's not about discontentment, it's about a scientific culture gone awry and in denial about its problems.

      I've had similar thoughts in the past, but every year they get more and more pressing, and it becomes difficult to ignore. For some reason, this year, it was the very first reaction I had. I was relieved to see the Atlantic piece, to confirm I wasn't just losing my mind.

      The science the Nobels celebrate is indeed worth celebrating. But that's not the point, because the Nobels aren't awarded for an idea or discovery, they're awarded to individuals as proxies. In the process, it ends up reinforcing a lie about how science works that has destructive consequences for everyone, and might lead to its downfall in the long run if nothing is done to change anything.

      What many here and elsewhere don't realize is that the current socially conservative rejection of science and the problems with science are two sides of the same coin. Social conservatives are correct that science *is* political, and full of fads. It's cutthroat, and even as I type this I know there are many, many postdocs and grad students out there slaving for pennies on the dollar they deserve to prop up some PI who deserves a sliver of the recognition they get, even if they themselves mean no harm. I've suffered this myself, and see it referenced between the lines at talks. I've heard heads of massive research divisions discuss the exodus of students from research. The reproducibility crisis is almost everywhere, especially in biomedical research, and it gets ignored. Predatory journals exist because there's no stability in research. Tenure has been crippled of any teeth, even though people act as if it is the problem, and the federal grant system as it is is making things worse, being underfunded, faddish, and nepotistic, and whitewashing state underfunding of universities by compensating through "indirect funds."

      Problems are getting worse.

      I've always loved the Nobel prizes, but this time, for whatever reason, they struck me as a slap in the face of every researcher who doesn't get the credit they deserve. I feel like science has turned into a cult of TED-talk personalities. It's not what it once was.

    8. Re:An easy solution by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Nobel was upset Dynamite was being used in war and not just for peaceful purposes like mining and hogging out cliff faces for roads.

      Cheney's Haliburton's primary business model is predicated on the existence of ongoing wars, wars that it may supply all non-direct combat logistics. If its "in the rear with the gear", it seems like they want their finger in it.

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    9. Re:An easy solution by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Fame is not the same thing as social status. If you wanted to just save lives and help people and didn't care about status or money, you should have become a paramedic in a dangerous area. You'd save a lot more lives than a doctor.

    10. Re:An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair he was opposed to war.

      "My dynamite will sooner lead to peace than a thousand world conventions. As soon as men will find that in one instant, whole armies can be utterly destroyed, they surely will abide by golden peace.
      As quoted in The Military Quotation Book (2002) by James Charlton, p. 114."

    11. Re:An easy solution by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      And for all those observations, you are speaking out of ignorance.

      The reason the Nobel prizes are awarded as they are, is because the strictures for the foundation, as laid out in his will, were based on how science was conducted when he was alive. Those strictures are upheld by Swedish law, and are incredibly difficult to change. For the Nobel Foundation to change how they award prizes/recognize scientists would be a crime, with serious jail time.

      Yes, those laws mean that we have, as a conservative estimate, over a thousand dormant foundations in Sweden, simply because the strictures laid out no longer apply to our society, and can't be changed without massive legislation changes that would in turn screw over almost everyone in Sweden, because of how it would change how wills are handled etc. The only way the Nobel Foundation could change would be if the strictures were found to be illegal when it was founded, which they weren't.

      Ergo, there's not much that can be done with it. You can keep whining from your position of ignorance, or you can accept it for what it is, a legacy of a different time, and perhaps convince someone else to set aside a huge pool of money to setup a different foundation with what you perceive to be a more appropriate method of recognition.

      However, I'll say this, based on my own time in Academia: Partial fault lies with academia itself, and the absolutely silly author crediting, for example. I've reprimanded 5 students I've mentored who've credited fellow students etc for such ridiculous things as handing over a bash script for batch renaming of files etc.

    12. Re:An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you Pete?

  6. It's meant to be awarded for work done that year by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    But it never is, for two reasons:

    a) you can't generally get a good feel for the importance of an achievement in that short a timeframe
    b) there's a backlog. They can't give it to the person who deserves it this year because they need to give to the guy who deserved ten years ago--who didn't get it then because at that time they needed to give it to the guy who deserved it ten years before that, who didn't get it then for the same reason, etc., etc.

  7. More of a problem for physics than other fields by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is much more of a problem for physics than other fields. While there are physics papers with massive numbers of authors, even in biology one won't see more than about 30 authors. And in math it is rare for a paper to have more than 3 or 4 authors- so the equivalent award there, the Fields Medal, is completely reasonable. In some of the physical sciences such as physics one has these very large author lists, and it isn't always completely clear how much actual work was done by some of the people on the collaborations; astronomy seems to be in a similar situation (but since astronomy doesn't have its own famous award, it doesn't come up in this context).

    Note also that Nobel's original will did not have the restriction to 3 people, although it actually had an intent of it going to a single person https://www.nobelprize.org/alfred_nobel/will/will-full.html, so if we're going to allow it to go to multiple, why stop at 3? On the other hand, it seems that people understand that when someone like the director of LIGO gets the prize that they are functionally getting it for the project as a whole.

    1. Re:More of a problem for physics than other fields by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      I'd say to modernize you could award the Nobel to the paper, and let the researchers figure out who their figurehead should be.

      Why do you need to choose 1-3 humans when it's the discovery you're celebrating?

    2. Re:More of a problem for physics than other fields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When a paper has 5,154 authors, that's a lot of spear carriers.

      And while carrying a spear is no doubt an important task that requires some level of skill, the spear carriers (even for very complicated spears) aren't the brains coordinating and directing the operation.

      Let's face it, you don't see assistant camera operators getting Oscars, and yet movies (given all their special effects) are now more of a team effort than ever before.

      The 5,154 Higgs boson paper authors at least got their name on it, and that's about like movies these days, where farting somewhere near a turned off camera will get your name on the credits.

      I expected special snowflakes pervading the Arts. I am sad to see them encroaching their way into the Sciences.

    3. Re:More of a problem for physics than other fields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an interesting question about the tax implications of awarding the prize money to the project rather than the individuals.

    4. Re:More of a problem for physics than other fields by mpercy · · Score: 1

      "Let's face it, you don't see assistant camera operators getting Oscars, and yet movies (given all their special effects) are now more of a team effort than ever before."

      Indeed. Avatar won an Oscar for Best Visual Effects, but only Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones are named for it. How many CGI effects grunts worked on this movie?

      Article is just one big "WAAAAHHHH, it's not FAIR what THEY did with THEIR money!"

  8. When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nobel Prizes became irrelevant in 2007. That's when the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded jointly to Al Gore and the 676 authors of the fourth IPCC assessment report. There was a time when the Nobel Peace Prize was a significant award. Apparently now you can get one for writing a small piece of a highly politicized work of fiction. Nobel Prizes should be reserved for those who make significant and useful accomplishments, not for creating propaganda.

    1. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by IHateFatCashews · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The prize became irrelevant in 2009 when they gave it to Barack Obama on the expectations that he would be the anti-war president. Except Obama continued George W.'s foreign policy in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    2. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, Barack Obama spent more money on illegal, unapproved, undeclared wars than his two predecessors combined.

    3. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      IMO it was already over when Theodore Roosevelt got it in 1906. Certainly no later than 1973 when Kissinger got his.

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    4. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      I forgot that Kissinger got one. That is the definition of irony.

    5. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The peace prize is handled separately in norway and has from what I can see been hijacked by activists.

    6. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except he didn't "continue George W.'s foreign policy" in either place. Acknowledging that once you're embroiled in a fucking war, it's kind of hard to "just up and leave" is not "continuing the same foreign policy." Bush was intent that we could "win" in Iraq and Afghanistan. Obama came to the realization that these wars were essentially unwinnable, and planned the draw-down of american forces.

      Anybody who ever expected that on the first day of his presidency, he'd just sign an executive order and magically transport hundreds of thousands of forward-deployed american soldiers plus all their equipment home was a fucking idiot. Apparently you expected that... so... that would make you a fucking idiot.

      By the way, creimer, nice spam link. I take it you've given up the obnoxious pretense of pretending that this isn't you?

      What's it like to be so addicted to shitposting in this place (which you've repeatedly asserted is irrelevant and in decline) that you have to create more and more fake accounts which all allow you to post 2x per day, until you can reach your daily allotment of dozens of shitposts? Why don't you fuck off to reddit, since that's a much "better" board, again by your own assertions?

    7. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

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      Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
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      And all the king's men
      Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
      Together again.

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      Creimy acting in educational resource document, he actually confirmed himself on Slashdot that he was handled by Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education! He is really a king Dumpty!:
      http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

    8. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! We, at Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education, couldn't agree more with you!

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      The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

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    9. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by mpercy · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia--

      The withdrawal of U.S. military forces from Iraq was a contentious issue in the United States for much of the 2000s. As the war progressed from its initial invasion phase in 2003 to a nearly decade-long occupation, American public opinion shifted towards favoring a troop withdrawal; in May 2007, 55% of Americans believed that the Iraq War was a mistake, and 51% of registered voters favored troop withdrawal.[7] In late April 2007 Congress passed a supplementary spending bill for Iraq that set a deadline for troop withdrawal but President Bush vetoed this bill, citing his concerns about setting a withdrawal deadline.[8][9][10] The Bush Administration later sought an agreement with the Iraqi government, and in 2008 George W. Bush signed the U.S.–Iraq Status of Forces Agreement. It included a deadline of 31 December 2011, before which "all the United States Forces shall withdraw from all Iraqi territory".[11][12][13] The last U.S. troops left Iraq on 18 December 2011, in accordance with this agreement.

      So yeah, Obama just continued with Bush's plans for Iraq. To be fair, he moved the final withdrawal date up by a whole 13 days...

    10. Re:When Nobel Prizes became irrelevant by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Giving the Peace Prize to unworthy recipients didn't start in 2007, youngster.

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  9. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    Looks like time to change batteries in your pre school kindle.

  10. WTF WTF WTF WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another recent paper, which precisely estimated the mass of the elusive Higgs boson,

    Precisely estimated?

    1. Re:WTF WTF WTF WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It was an estimation carried out to several decimal places, and was therefore a high precision estimate.

      Please do not confuse "precision" with "accuracy."

  11. Is there anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that people won't bitch about?

  12. It's a vanity contest by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Of course it's subjective, biased, and controversial.

    Celebrity imposed on science, what could go wrong?

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  13. Totally correct by quietwalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What we need to do is make sure that everyone who does science gets a nobel participation trophy, to show that we value their work too. That will ensure the awards retain their meaning and value that so far has only been managed by exclusivity and competitive merit.

    1. Re:Totally correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed. Well written troll. How did this get modded insightful? Is that some kind of meta joke I'm missing?

    2. Re:Totally correct by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough TFA says more or less that. In one of them big-type insert thingies, no less.

      WTF is this atlantic.com shit anyway? At first look it's verge lite or diet wired.

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  14. They're fine. by RyanFenton · · Score: 1

    Listen - there's plenty of flaws with the Nobel prizes - historically, lots of prizes that logically should have gone to women were given to their nearest male colleague, and lots of other reflections of the time they lived in. Lots of real heroes forgotten if that's all you go by.

    But that's not really a a big deal in the scope of things. Why?

    Because, the Nobel prizes are a story. A story about a guy involved in the creation of TNT, who started a big fund that pays folks to recognize the advancement of science.

    For most folks, they're basically one of a dozen or so science stories that they'll even see in a year.

    They're like the Oscars of popularized science. And like the Oscars, they're mostly a pageant and a hollow spectacle - they're not even the tip of the iceburg as far as science goes - but they're what inspires countless kids to take a peek into a world they would otherwise never imagine.

    So, flawed as they are - they're still a small shining light in the darkness. They're fine for what they are.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re: They're fine. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      So, did you not even mention the problematic nature of most of the Nobel Prizes being awarded to white males? What about the intersection of overlapping or intersecting social identities and related systems of oppression, domination, or discrimination?

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  15. Everybody should get a Nobel Prize. by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    So everybody should get a Nobel Prize? I'm surprised this wasn't posted by AmiMoJo.

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  16. Hogwash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, the Nobel Committee and the endowment from Alfred Nobel is a private organization, and it is subject to the rules Alfred Nobel set. They can't be changed will-nilly because some socialist SJW wants to spread the credit around to the janitor of the building where some Nobel winner sleeps. A Nobel is not a participation trophy.

    Second, the grunt work is necessary, but if that horse didn't do it another one would. The award should go to the person who conceived the wheel, not the quarry worker who quarried the stone or the stone cutter who carved it.

    Third, of course it is biased, and has been biased in the past. All of science has been so for centuries. You can't judge the actions of the past with future history.

  17. Dear Mr. Ed Yong by williamyf · · Score: 1

    Instead of complaining do as follows:
    1.) Invent some amazing stuff, or write the great american novel.
    2.) Make a shitload of money.
    3.) When you die, set up a foundation to recognize human achievement, scientific ones in particular, with better citeria than the novel.

    See? Is not that hard. You can do it. Focus your energy in these 3 simple steps, instead of using it to complain about what dear old anachronistic Alfred did way back when....

    PS: For those who did RTFA (the vast majority), Ed Yong is the author of TFA in The Atlantic.

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    1. Re:Dear Mr. Ed Yong by Opyros · · Score: 1

      write the great american novel

      He isn't American.

    2. Re:Dear Mr. Ed Yong by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      4.)????
      5.) profit

      FTFY.

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  18. If I have seen as far as I have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    it is because I stood upon the shoulder of giants.

    It's unfair to award anyone a prize anymore, the Oscar winners couldn't have done it without their co-stars, make-up, script writers, director, location scouts, sound team, producers and everything else.
    Usain bolt wouldn't have been as fast if he didn't have the team behind him he does (nutritionist, coaches etc.)
    Team Sky cycling readily admit their whole philosophy is based on marginal gains, that all come from lots of different people, but only Chris Froome won the tour.

    As for the things the Nobel prizes celebrate, there's not enough praise for "peace", "physics", "medicine" etc. They're the parts of humanity we should be aiming to lift to the highest heights. Instead we glorify vapid celebrity, people who win "got Talent" shows, and has-beens going around again on some dancing show. Even if the Nobels are misplaced, I'd rather have 1000 of them than another over-paid idiot gurning for the camera thanking God, their family and friends for all they've done.

  19. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh man, so what? Many many charitable deeds have been done by people who made their money in seemly ways. Carnegie, for example, was a ruthless prick.

  20. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unseemly, that is.

  21. Nobels punish collaboration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There are scientists (e.g., theoretical physicists) who will not publish with more than two coauthors because they think their science is high-level enough that it could win them a Nobel. But each Nobel can be shared by a maximum of three people, so anyone else gets pushed to the acknowledgements or left out to begin with.

  22. Just when I thought I was starting to understand.. by computational+super · · Score: 1

    "Precisely estimated"? How the hell do you precisely "estimate" something?

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  23. Re:It's meant to be awarded for work done that yea by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Are you saying, "it's the gravity of the issue?"

  24. When A/C's Share by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    It's cool, it's like watching a slow child realize the value of a light switch.

  25. Re:Just when I thought I was starting to understan by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2

    Precision and accuracy are different things; precision just means you used very small units.

    That being said, you can still estimate accurately, too. It means your error margin is very small.

  26. The absurdity of authors by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    A paper has 5,154 "authors"? Did each one contribute two words to the paper? That's absurd!

    The truth is that the work described in the paper had 5154 contributors ranging from minor to major contributions. How were those split up? Were there three of them that provided the key breakthroughs/insights? Or was the paper instead primarily the product of the routine boring plodding work of 2000 of them? A workforce of 5000 people must need HR and catering and bureaucrats - should these be listed as authors too because their work was equally invaluable? Which of those 5154 people could be replaced by others who are have a general professional knowledge of the field, vs which ones provided unique insights that wouldn't have been expected of a notionally skilled worker? (to borrow a criterion from patent law).

    I don't think the number "5154 authors" is evidence -- it doesn't bolster the argument in the article.

    1. Re:The absurdity of authors by glitch! · · Score: 3, Funny

      A paper has 5,154 "authors"? Did each one contribute two words to the paper? That's absurd!

      (obPython) Maybe they were translating a dangerous joke into German.

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  27. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, but when you understand the foundation of the Nobel Prize, you understand it doesn't exist to further science, but rather as a way to assuage guilt. Thus if it isn't meeting the "goal" of improving science, that's because it never was intended to do that.

    I mean, hell, one of the prizes is for "Peace". Those who think it is a science prize might want to consider that fact that from day one of the five original prizes is simply "feel good (peace)" not "science". And another is for "best read (literature)", again, not "science". And one more for "medicine or physiology", which could at least be awarded for actual science, but doesn't need to be (could easily be for being the best surgeon for patching people up).

    That leaves just 40% of the original awards as actual hard science, chemistry and physics.

    So I don't get the idea behind it being a science prize. It's a feel good prize. Nothing wrong with that, but at some point people got the wires crossed about what the Nobel Prize means.

  28. Dreams are important by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2

    This is much more of a problem for physics than other fields.

    I'm sorry - why is it a problem?

    What does anyone care what other people do with their money? They have implemented their own vision of trying to help, and it's not the same as *your* vision, so you want to change theirs?

    People seem to feel that the point of the Nobels is the science, there's a sizeable psychological benefit. It's something to strive for, something to dream about, and it's a sort of lottery for geeks. Similar to an athlete's $10m salary.

    For evenly-distributed awards for everyone who does work, consider government research grants. Those are given out evenly for anyone willing to do the work, with a little left over to pay the researchers for the time it takes, and when you are done you can apply for another one.

    Government grants generate no romantic dreams to work towards, and no excitement when you're on the path or perhaps a potential recipient. If you distribute the Nobel prize money evenly, it'll be just a small year-end salary bonus. Welcome and pleasant, but also detached and irrelevant.

    I'm in favour of keeping the Nobel prizes the way they are - it gives us something to strive for and dream about.

    Also, that thing about caring what other people do with their money.

    1. Re:Dreams are important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is that giving a Nobel price to an experiment's project manager or a lab's director is like giving the CEO of a company all the recognition for something their engineers do. That's not how science is done.

    2. Re:Dreams are important by Headw1nd · · Score: 2

      This seems like a very angry response for what was a rather well-thought out concern.

    3. Re:Dreams are important by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      As somebody who as applied for a government grant before, I can tell you that there is plenty of excitement throughout the entire process. When your request is denied there is a feeling of loss, which can galvanize a redoubled effort, or just languish in resentment. Just because a goal seems more pedestrian doesn't mean that it can't be a romantic dream to work towards, at least in the eyes of the person doing the work.

  29. what is more absurd? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Nobel prize picking three per year or a paper with 5000 authors?

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    1. Re:what is more absurd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't you try to measure the Higgs Boson or the gravitational waves all by yourself if you believe 5000 authors are too many?

  30. You think that's absurd? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Look at the laureates of the peace prize. Especially in recent history.

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    1. Re:You think that's absurd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nobel peace prize is orders of magnitude absurd. Henry Kissinger? That guy killed more people than Hitler did. Millions of people.

  31. sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dd someone overlook your personal contribution to a large successful project? So what! Were you doing it for the love of science or to get famous?

  32. The backstory of science is the important part by dizzy8578 · · Score: 1

    often ignored by the Nobel prizes.
    https://www.ias.edu/ideas/usef...

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  33. I didn't know that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Atlantic authors could be so butthurt.

  34. Another whiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is so much whining going on with that article I could swear the article was written by Peter Woit.

    .

  35. People who worked in labs of Nobel Prize recipient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who worked in labs of Nobel Prize recipient are well compensated. They have a major boost in their career.

  36. Is moz://a awarding money to Communists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of moz://a's "Mozilla Open Source Support" program.

    The most recent awards of money included this:

    $100,000 to RiseUp, a coordination platform used by activists across the political spectrum, to improve the security of their email service;

    First of all, the term "activists" should make us very concerned. This is a term that's pretty much only used by people pushing an extreme leftist political agenda.

    The same goes for the phrase "rise up". This is a phrase that's pretty much only used by people pushing an extreme leftist political agenda.

    Within this context of leftist political extremism, the terminology "coordination platform" becomes even more suspicious.

    If you visit the "RiseUp" website (which I refuse to link to; you can get to it from the moz://a article), you'll notice that the logo is a black and red 5-pointed star.

    The red and black flag has long been a symbol of Communism and anarchism.

    In a more modern context, the colors black and red are also those used by the so-called "AntiFa" movement, whose name is short for "Anti-Fascist". "Anti-Fascist" is a deceptive way of saying "Communist".

    The symbol of the red 5-pointed star has long been associated with Communism, as well, and featured prominently throughout the coats of arms of the former USSR members.

    If we visit the "About Us" page, we see repeated use of the word "collective", which gets to the core ideology of Communism. We also see terminology like "social ownership", "liberation", and "systemic oppression", which are all heavily associated with extreme leftist ideologies.

    The "Political Principles" page, accessible from the "About Us" page, even features a photo of a mural depicting black-masked "AntiFa"-style "protesters" holding banners with red Communist stars on them! The photo appears to show a building similar to the decrepit structures built in failed Communist states like Venezuela and Cuba.

    I'm glad I never donated any money to moz://a. It's disturbing who they're giving $100,000 to these days.

    I think that anyone who is currently using Firefox should immediately consider using a different browser, as well. And I think that this goes for all moz://a-produced software, too.

    This situation is leaving me feeling very uneasy.

    1. Re: Is moz://a awarding money to Communists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Settle down there, middle-aged white guy. Pretty sure they're just appropriating a generic "revolution" aesthetic as a marketing schtick

  37. Nobel Prizes are awarded by a private trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Nobel Foundation is funded by the estate of Alfred Nobel. It's a private entity and can award prizes as it sees fit. Their money, their rules. Go ahead and fund your own prize.

  38. I can make a guess by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    The AC who posted this was nominated for chemistry Nobel prize, but didn't get it.

  39. Re:Just when I thought I was starting to understan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Precision and accuracy are different things; precision just means you used very small units.

    I estimate the quoted line to be valued at a positive 5,000,000,000,000,000 femtomods.

    The above line is extremely precise, but only accurate within 7,000,000,000,000,000 femtomods. With a standard deviation of 3,000,000,000,000,000 femtomods (to account for the majority case that posts get overlooked in favor of whatever racist dogmatic political gibberish is getting the most comments).

  40. It's a bad argument by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Should they put the name of the guys working at the power plant who supplied LIGO with power? The guys who championed LIGO have spent the last 40 years, basically their entire professional lives on something that could have been a complete dud. There is some value in that....

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  41. 100% agree! Nobel prize are POLITICAL by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Look what they did...gave Obama one, for DOING NOTHING at the START of his crowning as president.

  42. A 5,154-author paper? by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

    Now THERE's some scientific consensus for you. LOL

    1. Re:A 5,154-author paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't help but wonder - with what tools was the paper written?
      MS Word? LibreOffice? TeX? Google Docs?
      How many words was there in the paper? How many words per author does this make?

      Great that everybody involved was acknowledged. But I can see in my mind's eye the end credits of any bigger movie. Only very few can remember who was the 'Dolly grip' of any given movie. Much more common to remember the director, head roles, or author.

      Its the same thing with scientific papers. For better or for worse.

  43. Ray Weiss is a deserving Nobel winner! by TwobyTwo · · Score: 1

    Ray Weiss has worked with incredible persistence against great odds to get LIGO to happen. He's also (based on my limited experience meeting him 40 years ago) a really nice, down-to-earth guy. I'm delighted that he won. He's absolutely deserves this award, and it's annoying to see a post on Slashdot carping about it instead of celebrating it.

    1. Re:Ray Weiss is a deserving Nobel winner! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are definitely more than three people who deserve a Nobel prize for the LIGO/Virgo discoveries, who all made contributions that ware essential, in the days that acutally observing a gravitational wave seemed like a distant future target. However, if you have to pick exactly three people who are still alive today, the Nobel committee made a very good choice.

  44. Re:Just when I thought I was starting to understan by alvinrod · · Score: 2

    Precision doesn't necessarily refer to the size of the units, but can also be a reference to how closely grouped a set of values are. Tightly grouped values are considered precise. For example, if you were to shoot arrows at a target and all of them were a low and to the left and had all of your shots hit the outermost ring of the target, but had them all hit within an almost impossibly small distance of each other, you would not be very accurate, but you would be quite precise. Whereas someone with a wider spread, but closer to the middle on average would be said to be more accurate, but less precise.

  45. Re: More of a problem for physics than other field by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    The Nobel Prize is not awarded for achievements, it is an inspiration for greatness. Your position is based on a misconception.

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  46. Re: More of a problem for physics than other field by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    Can you explain how it being designed to inspire greatness is at all relevant to what I said? I'm not seeing it.

  47. organizations matter by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    So the person at the top of a scientific team gets the Nobel, and the people under that person get a solid career prospect and professional satisfaction. Sounds pretty good.

    At a company, the upper management gets paid more than the employees.

    In government, the president and other politicians get more credit than the career civil service and staffers.

    Tom Brady gets more attention and money than his lineman.

    I mean... this is how life works, organizations are powerful tools, and individuals get uneven rewards from that. If you want to fix some of the economic or "credit" inequality in science, start with graduate student stipends, not the Nobel. There are some sad cases of people missing out on Nobels, but there are SO FEW ways we in science are recognized by the world at large that I think I speak for all of us when I say it is absolutely worth it.

  48. Precisely Estimated???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An estimate is an estimate, I don't care how many decimal places you put on it...a 'precise estimate' is an oxymoron.

  49. Be one of the 5154 that discover the next boson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Nobel Prize is not just a sum of money awarded to an aging scientist to help him pay his nursing home.
    Its main purpose is, in my eyes, an encouragement to bright young students about to make a choice about their career.

    What does sound more encouraging to you:

    1) You can be the next Einstein!
    2) You can be one of the 5154 authors on a paper announcing the discovery of the next new boson!

  50. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seems odd that Nobel was involved in the weapons industry all the way up to his death if he had any "guilt" over his achievement being used in war. In fact, there's no documentation that he ever thought his involvement in various peace organizations and weapons development were incompatible. He viewed the armaments made from his invention as deterrents to war even though he was spectacularly wrong as the WWI proved. So he created in his will his foundation, but he didn't do it out of guilt.

  51. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by DidgetMaster · · Score: 2

    So let's just assume that because Dynamite has been used occasionally to kill people, that the invention itself is evil. I take it that you have nothing to do with the construction, demolition, or mining industries where it has been used heavily for very good purposes.

  52. fail by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    The original Nobel prize system was born out of a scientific breakthrough for protecting mine workers from inadvertent explosions.

    The breakthrough didn't come from a team, or a geographical mass of people, or a social class, or the general public, etc. It came from Julius Wilbrand. One guy. One dude.

    Nobels for science are the only place they make sense. Giving out Nobels for people's political views (like Obama after only being in office for a couple months) has been unequivocally derided.

  53. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    The only defence against a bad guy with dynamite is a good guy with dynamite.

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  54. Offer your own prize! by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 2

    The Nobel foundation has a specific process designed to give awards in the way Mr. Nobel wanted them to be given. His methods won't please everybody. So if you want to reward something different, by all means establish your own prizes!

  55. Tell that to Elon Musk by mpercy · · Score: 1

    Or Steve Jobs. Or Mark Zuckerburg. Or Bill Gates. Or...

  56. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    They can take my dynamite when they pry it out of my cold mangled hands.

  57. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he's just a student of history and read Nobel's words that he done wrote. I take it you're not much fer book lernin' S'larite Trump said coal was coming back, so oil up yer back and blacken up yer lungs.

  58. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps people do get their wires crossed, but I don't think it is feel-good prize.

    Arguments:
    Peace is HARD. You think it's hard to smack the protons out of a couple atoms? Try getting two tribes of people that have been killing each other for 3 generations to knock it off. It's fragile and painstaking and the setbacks are counted in the contorted corpses of innocent children. Pick your tribes: Irish and English, Hutu and Tutsi, Hebrew and Arab: It doesn't much matter. The strides they made/make are painful and slow and completely worthwhile. Peace is one of the most difficult of any human achievements. And it deserves a prize.

    Literature makes change. You're on this site, you're probably a nerd. Ask around you to see if anyone was inspired by Star Trek? See how many people were inspired by A Brief History of Time, or Astrophysics For People in a Hurry? Hamlet? I think the positive impact of great literature, and modern video versions of it, are pervasive. Writing great literature is a life consuming undertaking that often results in poverty and little fame.

    I hear Nobel Prize and think "Make the world a better place prize." Hard science certainly deserves 40% of that but we are more than just the count of our quarks.

    ref: https://filmmakerscollab.org/f...

  59. Re: I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Peace is HARD"

    Is that why the Nobel Peace prize was awarded to Obama? It can't be that hard then.

  60. Not Only... But Also... by ytene · · Score: 1

    Sorry if this veers just a tad off your extremely valid observations, but today - more often than not - the output of all of the remarkable research done by a vast collective of largely under-appreciated and incredibly hard-working people - is then "acquired" by some publishing "agency" that has struck a deal with a university or college and... presto! Work which was often funded by the public purse is suddenly pay-walled and access is denied to all but subscribing academic centres or the extremely wealthy.

    I don't think these two things are directly related, but I do think that the overt politicisation of education is analogous to planting fields with land mines instead of crops.

  61. try $192,897 for pediatrics in Houston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a bizarre comment. $175k is about three times the average salary in Houston ($59k), which is not so far above the national average for a pediatrics resident at roughly $50k. I would say it's a lot of money. Being a doctor is certainly considered high-status careers, along with lawyers (who, incidentally have their own advanced education and period of being "underpaid"). I'm sure they also want to help people, but it would be foolish to assume that there are no other advantages to the profession.

    Who the fuck cares about doctors at residence, they're still in fucking school.
        how about comparing with one who actually has a job: And one still isn't going to get a regular GP job without residency step anyway.

    http://www1.salary.com/TX/Houston/Pediatric-Physician-Salary.html

    How much does a Physician - Pediatrics in Houston, TX make? The median annual Physician - Pediatrics salary in Houston, TX is $192,897, as of September 27, 2017, with a range usually between $168,084-$230,604 not including bonus and benefit information and other factors that impact base pay. However, the salary for someone with the title Physician - Pediatrics may vary depending on a number of factors including industry, company size, location, years of experience and level of education. Our team of Certified Compensation Professionals has analyzed survey data collected from thousands of HR departments at companies of all sizes and industries to present this range of annual salaries for people with the job title Physician - Pediatrics in Houston, TX.

  62. Nobel Peace Prize by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Alfred Nobel invented dynamite. He then created the Nobel Peace Prize to give to people who refrained from using his previous invention.

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  63. Kip Thorne in 1980 about LIGO by nsaspook · · Score: 1

    Yes, he earned that Nobel Prize.
    https://youtu.be/8gibAubnNcI

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    1. Re:Kip Thorne in 1980 about LIGO by nsaspook · · Score: 1

      At least this year it was awarded to the correct three people.

      https://semiengineering.com/wh...
      https://www.chemheritage.org/d...

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  64. Thanks. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that comment.

  65. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you're weak snark

    No he isn't.

  66. Re:I always translate nobel prize to by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Arguments: Peace is HARD. You think it's hard to smack the protons out of a couple atoms? Try getting two tribes of people that have been killing each other for 3 generations to knock it off.

    Actually, that's trivial. Just nuke everyone.

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