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Virtual Zuck Fails To Connect (bbc.com)

Rory Cellan-Jones, writing for BBC: It must have seemed like a good idea. As a taster for a big announcement about Oculus VR on Wednesday, send Mark Zuckerberg on a little virtual reality trip, including a stop in Puerto Rico. But the reviews are in -- and they are not good. The sight of Mr Zuckerberg using VR to survey the devastation of an island still struggling to recover from Hurricane Maria may have been meant to convey Facebook's empathy with the victims. The fact that he was there in the form of a cartoon seemed to many the perfect visual metaphor for the gulf in understanding between Silicon Valley and the real world. Sure, he was talking about all the activities which his company had initiated to help the island, from helping people tell their families they were ok using Safety Check to sending Facebook employees to help restore connectivity. But cartoon Zuck showing us a 360 degree view of a flooded street before zipping back to a virtual California just seemed a little, well, crass. Is Facebook really concerned about the plight of Puerto Rico, or is it merely a handy backdrop to promote Oculus, whose sales have so far proved disappointing?

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  1. Paper towels? by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    Did virtual Zuck get a chance to lob some?

    1. Re:Paper towels? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      No but he did lob virtual bundles of cash....

    2. Re:Paper towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You'd think that the whole tone-deaf episode with Trump with his paper towels, Zuckerberg would've learned a lesson.

      I find the fact that nobody at Facebook dared to point this out to him rather insightful. Silence does speak volumes.

    3. Re:Paper towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but he did high five the other person in the middle of the destruction.

    4. Re: Paper towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High fiving *and laughing* as cartoons in front of an entire flooded community. For someone so concerned about connecting people, he seemed like a completely insensitive dick. But I guess that just makes him king of sillycon valley

    5. Re:Paper towels? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      You'd think that the whole tone-deaf episode with Trump with his paper towels, Zuckerberg would've learned a lesson.

      Of course not. Zuck knows he's so much a better person than Trump that he couldn't possibly be insensitive like Donald!

    6. Re:Paper towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the hilarious part about all this are the deluded nitwits who think Chucklezuck can actually successfully become president.

      Dude's outclassed by Trump. Let that sink in.

    7. Re: Paper towels? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      nitwitsSurely there's only one.

    8. Re: Paper towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair ~300 million Americans also know the same thing about themselves.

    9. Re: Paper towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still leaves the usa 23million assholes worst than Trump, that feel correct but it does not feel good..

    10. Re:Paper towels? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I saw the headline for the story and immediately thought: "No way, he didn't." Yeah, he did. Cringe.

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  2. What everyone is REALLY asking... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    What did the announcement taste like?

    1. Re:What everyone is REALLY asking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tasty Wheat.

    2. Re:What everyone is REALLY asking... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Shut up, Mouse.

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    3. Re: What everyone is REALLY asking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frosty piss?

    4. Re: What everyone is REALLY asking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's got everything the body needs.

    5. Re: What everyone is REALLY asking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have everything the body needs

  3. "I care about form over function" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The real one saying they care about form over function is the author of the article. I hear no complaints about what Facebook is actually doing in Puerto Rico. In fact the article lists several things that sound quite helpful, even though Facebook is not a relief agency and has no charter to help at all. Yet this article complains about how Zuckerberg was rendered in a VR setting.

    I am sure the article author has done much more to help Puerto Rico than Zuckerberg has.

    1. Re: "I care about form over function" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I caused the flooding you insensitive clod.

  4. I think it has promise by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The real cool part was lost because the message delivery felt like a PR stunt using devastation in PR.

    What this really is good for:
    Using Oculus like this is a way that professional relief planners and project managers can determine optimum load-out of emergency supplies before leaving the warehouse location, when it's much easier to add/remove/change the loadout on short notice.

    There's nothing quite like *seeing* the environment. back-pack street-view cameras on dirt bikes comes to mind...

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    1. Re:I think it has promise by WrongMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is just doubling down on tech bubble naivete. Do you really think that disaster relief managers don't know how to assess damage? Do you think that goofing around on a VR headset is going to give better data than reports from professionals on site?

    2. Re:I think it has promise by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      *Shhh* you might blow his fragile little mind.

    3. Re:I think it has promise by networkBoy · · Score: 2

      No, I fully expect that they know a general rule of thumb for always needed supplies and such, but I was thinking more from the aspect that while they're gearing up to go, there can be less or unskilled people dropped in with the recording and Tx gear then the final loadout could be adjusted based on what's seen to be needed.

      Obviously I am not a member of an ERT that deals with such things, and I am blessed that my part of the world is relatively boring from a geologic and atmospheric perspective; but aside from the obvious: throw money to the NGOs, what can tech do to compliment and assist? I think this was a good idea, and even if my initial thought isn't ideal, how about putting the glasses on the politicians so they can see immersively that funds for relief are needed?

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    4. Re:I think it has promise by WrongMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      there can be less or unskilled people dropped in with the recording and Tx gear then the final loadout could be adjusted based on what's seen to be needed.

      Why would they do that when they already have trained and skilled professional to assess the damage and created detailed reports? Do you really think that multi-billion dollar relief operations are conducted based on some "general rule of thumb" without any onsite assessment? Just because you never leave your cubicle doesn't mean that other professions operate the same way.

      Obviously I am not a member of an ERT

      Obviously.

      what can tech do to compliment and assist?

      Maybe tech can ask that question before trying to shoe horn in their latest fad.

    5. Re:I think it has promise by nospam007 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Do you really think that multi-billion dollar relief operations are conducted based on some "general rule of thumb" without any onsite assessment? "

      In this Administration?

      You can bet your ass that I think that,

    6. Re:I think it has promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing quite like *seeing* the environment. back-pack street-view cameras on dirt bikes comes to mind.

      Drones with cameras are your answer not a fucking VR with dirt bikes you dipshit. I hope you don't have a job in the tech industry, no actually with this level of idiocy it's almost certain you have a job in tech industry.

      Of-fucking-course this was a media stunt and a PR ploy. VR is totally the WRONG tool for any of this. You don't need to be standing (virtually) in the area, you just need camera views or lo and behold a fucking map will do the trick as it always has.

    7. Re:I think it has promise by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      or satellite images, or traditional photos taken by people on the ground, or a panoramic shot taken with a smart phone that someone on the scene is sure to have.

      While Occulus like VR *might* be a good way to help someone like a politician appreciate a situation on an emotional level, its unlikely to provide an additional information useful in planning a response.

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    8. Re:I think it has promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they do that when they already have trained and skilled professional to assess the damage and created detailed reports? Do you really think that multi-billion dollar relief operations are conducted based on some "general rule of thumb" without any onsite assessment?

      'The best your money can buy' will always get 'something that shines' but 'all that glitters isn't gold'

      You must not understand why businesses exist. They exist to profit. That is the ONLY reason ANY business exists. With this in mind - and while thinking of those multibillion dollar relief operations - ask your self these questions again.

    9. Re:I think it has promise by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I think "general rule of thumb" is giving them far to much credit. Seems like "whatever seemed like a good idea to Donald at the moment" is more realistic.

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  5. I think I like this, in principle by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Motive aside, I like this.

    It is important that Congress connect to their constituents, see what they endure each day, talk with them, learn their problems, their needs. It's also important that Congress see the country as a whole, see the disasters which strike in remote locations, and the ones which make locations in the very heart of our nation remote by way of the sheer volume of destruction visited upon them.

    We need a reasoned, rational approach to all things; yet men only move at an imperative driven by emotion. We'd best learn to restrain those emotions, because it is perhaps necessary that we face their assault so as to truly understand what need presents itself to our care. Here we have a low-cost, effective method to force direct exposure to those conditions upon ourselves, to step into a world thousands of miles away and see the hurt and the suffering around us, and to truly grasp the urgent need with which we are faced.

    When men must contain their impulse to act, they are driven to seek a solution: it hurts, and it must stop.

    1. Re:I think I like this, in principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Man, the times I sat here at my computer after reading the news, angry at my Congressjerk.... The ability to give him a big, huge virtual middle finger would be one of the more satisfying technological improvements in my life right now. (Although the ability to toss virtual dildos at him would be pretty good too.)

    2. Re:I think I like this, in principle by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      In NZ we throw REAL sex toys at our politicians:

      http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/76604655/Steven-Joyce-hit-by-sex-toy-thrown-by-protester-at-Waitangi

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    3. Re:I think I like this, in principle by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      So you don't like it when we show up to gawk at your landscape?

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    4. Re:I think I like this, in principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In NZ several of your politicians ARE sex toys...

  6. Just virtue signaling by Shotgun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is Facebook really concerned about the plight of Puerto Rico

    I think we all have come to realize that the SJWs out there are really more concerned with signaling virtue more than actually solving problems.

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    1. Re:Just virtue signaling by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      You mean like spending 10 million on advertising budget to let the world know they donated 1 million on relief efforts?

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    2. Re:Just virtue signaling by bigdady92 · · Score: 2

      I sent lots of Thoughts and Prayers and +1 Likes on the Facebooks. That had to count for something right?

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    3. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Social justice warriors change the world for the better by fighting oppression and inequality.

      I think this is how social justice warriors see themselves.

      The rest of us mostly see them as tilting at windmills for their own gratification and/or local social standing.

    4. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry, what SJW made a positive difference?

      All I've seen them do is blow a lot of hot air around. Oh, and attack people for cultural appropriation.

      These idiots made a guy in Oregon shut down his Hawaiian restaurant because he's white. They don't care that he was born and raised in Hawaii at all.

    5. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is this? Shithead signalling? "Better put on my badge of bullshit to let people know I hate trying to improve others' quality of life! Bunch of mooches!"

      Nine times out of ten anybody who starts rambling on about virtue signalling is an intellectual lightweight who can be completely dismissed out of hand. The other one time it's Jordan Peterson, who's more of a flyweight.

    6. Re:Just virtue signaling by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I admit I didn't give a flying fuck.
      Reasons:
      - I can't provide meaningful help anyway, living on a different continent an ocean apart;
      - There are other things closer to me which need to be prioritized higher.
      - There seems to be more than enough people offering help there anyway.

      With that being said, I don't expect anyone from PR, US or wherever to give a flying fuck when my country is struck by disaster.

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    7. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to watch it with that deceptively inclusive "us" on a site as diverse as this, because you sure as fuck don't represent me.

      This weird projection about "gratification and social standing" says more to me about a reader's psyche than it does of the so-called SJW. Breitbart and friends make the biggest strawman shadowpuppets of scary SJWs on your cave wall, and so naturally you project your own fears in an attempt to explain this Other.

      It's okay, it just means you need to grow a bit more before you try to prognosticate for entire fucking social groups.

    8. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Zuckerberg couldn't be a SJW because he's actually doing something. Thank you for pointing out the complete worthlessness of the SJW.

    9. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation please

    10. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social justice warriors

      Doing anything, ever

      Pick one.

    11. Re: Just virtue signaling by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Informative

      Citation please

      Here you go:

      http://www.gazettetimes.com/al...

    12. Re: Just virtue signaling by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Although the OP seems to have exaggerated a bit: the owner wasn't "born and raised" in Hawaii, he just had relatives there and went there to visit them every summer as a kid.

    13. Re:Just virtue signaling by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You may want to watch it with that deceptively inclusive "us" on a site as diverse as this, because you sure as fuck don't represent me.

      Nah, he's correct.

    14. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep! You "raised awareness"

    15. Re: Just virtue signaling by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Although the OP seems to have exaggerated a bit: the owner wasn't "born and raised" in Hawaii, he just had relatives there and went there to visit them every summer as a kid.

      What's the minimum amount of time somebody has to live in Hawaii before they can open a Hawaiian-themed restaurant without being insensitive? My opinion? None.

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    16. Re:Just virtue signaling by gnick · · Score: 1

      Reasons:
      - I can't provide meaningful help anyway, living on a different continent an ocean apart; ...

      "Can't" and "won't" aren't synonymous. The most meaningful way most of us can help is by donating to the relief funds. Don't pretend that the ocean is standing in your way. It's not. Believe it or not, most of the world has water between it and Puerto Rico. Big water. Ocean water.

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    17. Re:Just virtue signaling by war4peace · · Score: 1

      It's not the ocean, it's the hundreds if not more issues closer to me which I could donate to.
      Last week we gathered money to help a neighbor whose daughter died - he didn't have enough money for the funeral. Puertoricans on the other side of the globe need to wait their turn.

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    18. Re: Just virtue signaling by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      From TFC(ite):

      A local Facebook forum also had numerous comments about the situation, including questions of whether it was appropriate for chefs to cook ethnic food that wasn’t from their ancestry, such as a Korean chef running a sushi joint, since the cuisine is Japanese;

      AAAAhhhhhh hahahahahaha
      So by that logic fire all the mexicans that work as short order cooks *everywhere* because Denny's and the ilk aren't mexican food??
      Also, did all those SJW's have an issue when it was an Irish Pub? "Cloud Davidson" does not sound like that Irish of a name, in fact Cloud is French:

      The name Claud is a French baby name. In French the meaning of the name Claud is: From the Roman clan name Claudius, derived from the latin meaning lame. F: Claudette, Claudia, Claudine.

      I think he should have kept it open, you don't like me? then don't eat and drink here! But likely would have killed his business, as from what I've seen SJWs can get rather nasty.

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    19. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself buddy. Many of us see sjws as the only thing keeping us away from the right wing Confederate Nazi pansies. You know the ones that have enough guns to support an army but then start to cry when they get arrested or their Breitbart propaganda machine gets exposed.

      I'm not happy it's come to the extremes but at least there is some someone balancing out the genocidal Nazi goods and their nutcase religious affiliates on the right.

    20. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the SJW who was offended by the implication that others do not see them the same as they see themselves...

    21. Re:Just virtue signaling by gnick · · Score: 1

      I can't provide meaningful help anyway, living on a different continent an ocean apart

      It's not the ocean, it's the hundreds if not more issues closer to me which I could donate to.

      Now how did I get confused? Having different priorities than helping disaster-struck Americans is entirely valid. Saying that you "can't provide meaningful help" is nonsense. Of course there's an ocean in the way. It's Puerto Rico.

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    22. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you live in Russia. The comrades know how to use them likes to win elections and make White nationalist Nazis feel important.

    23. Re: Just virtue signaling by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. OP is also exaggerating on another account: the restaurant wasn't shut down. He rebranded and was back in business later that night.

    24. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only counts if you pressed 'F' to pay resepcts.

    25. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My, aren't you a precious little fucking snowflake?

    26. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, that was the only alternative. Had he not done that they would probably still be attacking him to this day.
      That still counts as a shut down.

      Sorry if I exaggerated, but fight fire with fire and such.

    27. Re:Just virtue signaling by war4peace · · Score: 1

      What I meant is "because of the distance" - meaning there are more important issues to attend to closer to home.

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    28. Re: Just virtue signaling by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Never said or implied that he needed to be born and raised in Hawaii, just that the OP said he was when he wasn't.

    29. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't/Won't

    30. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an half melted salted spot of snow full of abrasives. No beautiful unique snowflake here!!!

    31. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meaningful seems to be the key words to understand his point of view, donation to people far away is not meaningful (according to the user you reply to, I take no moral stance on the subject) when there are local request for help not being tended to. Since meaning is almost completely in the eye of the beholder's he cannot do so meaningfully, he can only do it as an unfelt token gesture of charity

    32. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denial is the first step towards acceptance. While mending your blown mind, think for a bit about why you think you have a greater need to force your beliefs on others than any other religion in history.

    33. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the minimum amount of time somebody has to live in Hawaii before they can open a Hawaiian-themed restaurant without being insensitive? My opinion? None.

      Yes, good question. Just to add, so we stay on track too (big picture wise)

      Fuck You Facebook. You are mostly akin to a gigantic tumor.

    34. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHA, WOW.

      You are such a massive faggot, please kys.

    35. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I think we all have come to realize that the SJWs out there [...]

      If you mistake a Facebook publicity stunt with fighting for social justice, then I think I know what *you* are.

      (Hint: it begins with "Id" and ends with "iot". In between there's not much).

    36. Re:Just virtue signaling by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I could have bought into AC's point but I talked myself down.

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    37. Re: Just virtue signaling by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Well, then, they were right to shut him down then.

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    38. Re:Just virtue signaling by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      That hurts.

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    39. Re:Just virtue signaling by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Your likes paid for that relief effort. Best thing since compounding interest.

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    40. Re:Just virtue signaling by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      The only time people "care" is when the infrastructure and those affected look like them.

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    41. Re: Just virtue signaling by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Thank you - that's exactly what I meant.
      It's like this:

      I have 5 dollars. There's someone I know, a neighbor, in need of 1000 dollars, and I can contribute with 5.
      And then there's Puerto Rico, 10K miles away, in need of 5 billion dollars, and I can contribute with 5.

      My choice is to ignore Puerto Rico and give the 5 dollars to my neighbor.

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    42. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I mean, just look at all the tacos sold in Washington DC; it's an insult to Mexicans.

    43. Re: Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Martin Luther King Jr.

    44. Re:Just virtue signaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social justice warriors change the world for the worse by virtue signaling and verbal masturbation.

      FTFY

  7. It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by barc0001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's become one of these people who live in a bubble surrounded by sycophants who blow smoke up his ass all day about how great and meaningful he and Facebook is to the world, despite the fact that if Facebook actually did disappear overnight the only real effect on the world is probably greater productivity and some unemployed Facebook workers who will be needing new jobs. And this guy is coyly hinting he might want to run for President. I personally believe he'd be just as bad as Trump for mainly similar reasons - both think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Though where Trump harms by malice, Zuck would harm by out of touch ignorance.

    1. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      Don't sell him short, Zuckerberg would harm by malice too. He's a dual threat!

    2. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by JohnFen · · Score: 4, Informative

      This. Zuckerberg has indicated many times, through speech and deed, that he is a malicious person who cannot be trusted.

    3. Re: It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is well on his way to becoming an elected official!

    4. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/14/facebook_trust_dumb/

    5. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, Trump's harm is a pretty even balance of bald-faced malice and sheer, blind ignorance.

      Zuck's harm would be mostly well-disguised malice with a sprinkling of out-of-touch ignorance.

      Over time, Zuck proves himself to be more and more like Mom from Futurama.

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    6. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yep, he's evil, and he knows nothing of the difficulties mere mortals face, but he's not stupid. He's a pretty smart guy, and that makes him a towering intellectual giant compared to Trump.

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    7. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel bad about the Puerto Rico mayors only giving relief supplies out to the people who voted for them.

    8. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SUCKerberg has done immense harm to our society with his Fakebook data mining site! Not only was ( and still is!) Fakebook used to spread fake news and Russian propaganda ads, Millions of idiots worldwide spend far too much time turning their brains to mush on Fakebook every day!!!

    9. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Yep, he's evil, and he knows nothing of the difficulties mere mortals face, but he's not stupid. He's a pretty smart guy, and that makes him a towering intellectual giant compared to Trump.

      I don't know, he just tried to foist a new Clippy on the world.

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    10. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      And what could be more evil than that?

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    11. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It was more a comment on "pretty smart guy"

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    12. Re:It's a perfect metaphor for Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would probably get bumped, that's how clueless he really is of his surroundings. No, if the Zuck ran for office, what you really be voting for would be his veep. Finally, Hillary Clinton would finally get to where she wanted to be. To bad it would always be 2nd behind a man-child. ROFLMAO!!

  8. Who'd've guessed that by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    a guy who had the enormous luck to turn a side project from his dorm room into a multibillion dollar business before being old enough to rent a car without paying extra has a little trouble "connecting" to the average person.

    Some people have success and humility. Other people have success.

    1. Re:Who'd've guessed that by war4peace · · Score: 1

      You forgot the ones who only have humility. What, you can't connect to them? :)

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    2. Re:Who'd've guessed that by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      ... a side project from someone else's dorm room ...

      FTFY.

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    3. Re:Who'd've guessed that by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      ...and stole the code.

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  9. Stop. Just stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm still against the very idea of Trump being president, on the basis of, well him being completely unqualified to actually perform the actual duties. Or any actual duties at anything. He's basically a 'fake it until you can fake it" guy, with nothing underneath. I feel the exact same way about Reagan actually.

    For the same reason, I'm going to be against Zuckerburg being anywhere near the presidency. It's cool that he can craft an advertising/communication empire from his college facebook project - but actually governing should mean a whole lot more than that.

    I'm not talking about the abstract feelings here - being able to construct a society that cares for the least among us, manages real tragedy, deals responsibly with international incidents, and maintains a sense of civic humility - those things matter. Republican, democrat, whatever - the shared governance of the people is an important responsibility, and maximizing company profits does not qualify you alone for those demands. Indeed - those same skills would lead more to a twisted mercantilism if used to govern, and that doesn't work for long without deep tragedy and large-scale dysfunction.

    Here's hoping he's running a 'Brewster's Millions' campaign here.

    1. Re: Stop. Just stop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I feel the exact same way about Reagan actually."

      Then you are either uninformed, willfully ignorant, or have an agenda.

  10. yawn by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    let me know when there's an oculus 'virtual boxing match' starring zuck. i imagine the lines would be pretty long to buy one of those goofy headsets if it meant you got to pummel the Hitler of privacy concerns.

  11. ad hominem,don't care: I hate Zuck/Facebook/Oculus by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    Zuck and Oculus can suck my big hairy balls.

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  12. Understanding by fluffernutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it is fair to say that most technical leaders of our time don't really understand anything about people in general. Oh they know how to make a buck off of them, but beyond that they are very out of touch.

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    1. Re:Understanding by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I think this is spot on.

      It's a natural human tendency to think that your life is more or less "normal" and your experience is shared with most people. It's almost never actually true, but it's very easy to think that way.

      The "tech leaders" live in a very rarefied world that bears almost no resemblance to the world of ordinary people, but they tend to think of themselves as "normal".

      I believe this is the source of quite a lot of the insane things that come out of SV/Seattle.

    2. Re:Understanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      actually, this tech leader (whom I don't like for a number of reasons) is doing something to help other people. In fact, he's done more than you have ever done to help other people. I think it's fair to say you just want to bitch about someone famous

    3. Re:Understanding by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "actually, this tech leader (whom I don't like for a number of reasons) is doing something to help other people."

      ...help Occulus and FB investors you mean?

    4. Re:Understanding by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      All I said is that they don't understand people. The fact that they give money doesn't mean they understand people.

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    5. Re:Understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What has Mark Zuckerberg personally done, himself, to help other people? How many buckets of dirt has he put on a levy? How many buildings of rubble has he personally sorted through looking for survivors?

      What has he done himself, on his own? Probably nothing.

    6. Re:Understanding by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      In fact, that is often a substitute FOR understanding people.

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    7. Re:Understanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      actually i'm pretty sure they got where they are by having a deeper understanding of people than typical slashdotter has

    8. Re:Understanding by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, whenever anyone with millions or billions of dollars has to tell you they are "just a normal guy" or offers anecdotes to persuade you to feel that way about them, then you know they are not.

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    9. Re:Understanding by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      He literally cannot even use a hammer. Then again, neither can Trump. There is a pattern here.

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  13. link by MagicM · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a link to the video: https://www.facebook.com/zuck/videos/vb.4/10104094186863501/

    Also, none of the articles I looked at on this topic included a link to the video. What is it with "news" no longer linking to their sources? C'mon people!

    </getoffmylawn></rant>

    1. Re:link by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      That's on Facebook, so I can't see it.

    2. Re:link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't even require logging in to view, methinks I found a Luddite.

    3. Re:link by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Just goes to show how well I've been trained -- a facebook link automatically equals "can't go there" in my brain because it's been true every time I've tried. Clearly, that is no longer universally the case.

      As to Luddite, how does that follow? Do you know what "luddite" means?

    4. Re:link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've set up a luddite DNS server that null-routes Facebook's domains.

      Why? Because I did not care for their web bugs ('like' buttons) and when these bugs came to be served over SSL, I no longer could block them specifically via my web proxy.

  14. Re:ad hominem,don't care: I hate Zuck/Facebook/Ocu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuck and Oculus can suck my big hairy balls.

    Just took off my Oculus I can confirm that your balls are neither big nor hairy.

  15. Pro-tip by hey! · · Score: 2

    "Cartoon" and "Death Toll" should not be applicable to the same media presentation.

    I actually think the problem here wasn't actual insensitivity, but rather failure to anticipate a shortcoming of the avatar technology employed. Zuck's cartoon representation doesn't reproduce any emotional expression, just the kind of upbeat, non-Duchenne smile you get from a hotel receptionist greeting you as the 100th guest that morning. The jolly Zuck cartoon figure surveying scenes of horrific devastation gives the inescapable impression of sociopathy.

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    1. Re:Pro-tip by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute, considering who we're talking about, are you sure the avatar wasn't actually connected to an advanced facial motion capture system?

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    2. Re:Pro-tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, should have had a soundtrack like Metallica - Seek and Destroy (Skazi Remix)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToHYXkTv3Gw

  16. Re:FUCKWITBERG by mccrew · · Score: 0, Troll

    This guy has proven himself a fucking moron over and over and over again.

    --Rex Tillerson

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  17. Zuck I love you, but... by pntkl · · Score: 1

    You've been stealing from Me. I know it.

  18. At least they're helping by Matheus · · Score: 2

    Was the video a bit in poor taste? sure. Should they have had a more serious demeanor when showing people's loss? probably. Especially the Rachel character.. Zuck had a much better demeanor IMHO she sounded more like she was marketing making sure they kept talking about the VR.

    All that being said: The efforts they highlighted are real efforts that are working towards real results in helping the people of Puerto Rico. I'll give them a lot of leeway when it comes to squeezing a bit of PR out of PR when the the efforts are more than just fluff. I only hope some of that generosity is going to the USVI and other island nations as well as they are in as bad or worse shape and now out of the spotlight since Puerto Rico is a more visible aide target.

  19. Re:ad hominem,don't care: I hate Zuck/Facebook/Ocu by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    Put 'em back on, zuck

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  20. Harder to make BS when you have to cite sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > What is it with "news" no longer linking to their sources?

    Some of them have yet to start. My solution has been to stop considering them to be news.

  21. The most important question of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Facebook really concerned about the plight of Puerto Rico, or is it merely a handy backdrop to promote Oculus, whose sales have so far proved disappointing?

    Why would anyone care? You wouldn't expect a company to be concerned about a plight, other than how it might affect their sales or equity. Companies aren't for that.

    On the bright side, thanks to this story, I just learned that Oculus has a product for sale. I had heard of them a few years ago but had no idea they were already open for business. Did they ever open it up to everyone, or is it just another video game console / iPhone type thing?

    If it's the latter, we've had those for decades and they're all terribly boring, so I think I figured out why the product isn't selling.

    1. Re:The most important question of all by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone care?

      If a company is making a case that they're concerned, then it becomes fair to expect them to be.

      You wouldn't expect a company to be concerned about a plight, other than how it might affect their sales or equity.

      If, as so many suits insist, corporations should be treated as people, then I think it's also fair to demand that they behave like people.

      I expect people to have some measure of compassion -- at least enough to avoid capitalizing on a disaster -- and if they don't then there's nothing wrong with calling them out on it.

  22. I guess you could say by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that zero zucks were given.

    I'll show myself out.

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  23. Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Facebook really concerned about the plight of Puerto Rico, or is it merely a handy backdrop to promote Oculus, whose sales have so far proved disappointing?

    Even if you're willing to hold your nose against the Facebook stink, the price is something radically different than anyone who followed the Rift from the beginning expected. We expected a shoestring budget device with established electronics business margins of the size they're accustomed to in Taiwan, not "recover all US development costs in 5 sales" prices. After all, when you get right down to it, it's just another display. Pricing similar to another monitor is reasonable. Pricing similar to a tricked out home theater, including the furniture, seems a bit much. Especially given the state of the software—there ain't much, and what there is doesn't do much.

    In short, it costs too damn much for what you get.

    1. Re:Disappointing by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      The VR scene isn't interesting to me, so I haven't been following it. I just assumed that OR was the best selling such device. But your comment made me look up some numbers.

      Apparently, the OR is selling 2/3rds as many units as the Vive -- even taking into account a fairly steep summer discount that made the Rift cheaper.

      I wonder if the "Facebook stink" might be more powerful than I thought it would be.

  24. Not by any stretch of the imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it a 'good' idea. Facebook is either the largest group of sycophants ever to walk the earth, or Zuckerberg really is THAT deluded. If he didn't have his ill-gotten wealth, he would be the crazy guy on that Reddit thread (you know the one).

  25. The worst are not the most by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 2

    Social justice warriors change the world for the better by fighting oppression and inequality.

    I think this is how social justice warriors see themselves.

    The rest of us mostly see them as tilting at windmills for their own gratification and/or local social standing.

    It's surprisingly easy to see them that way from the outside. But the person you hear about tends to be the one with the loudest voice, not the typical one, much less the one you should take as representative of what the movement aspires to. There are lots of people who dedicate their lives to making the world better because they like helping people. While there are some noisemakers who do it for social standing (among SJWs just like in pretty much every other population), there are also lots of great people just working hard to help people in pain.

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    1. Re:The worst are not the most by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I like helping people as long as my life is good. The minute my secondary needs for comfort, luxury, and swill are not met there is not much I would do for others.

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  26. Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up around smarmy little craps like him. They never do wrong. It is always somebody else's fault.

    1. Re:Asshole by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Everybody sees it. When he dresses up in real men's work clothes and tries to handle tools my stomach literally tries to turn inside out. It is painful.

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  27. Zuck on a roll...Right out the door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would LOVE to send this joker on a trip. A hunting trip with Dick Cheney. Unless we can arrange a one-way trip to the sun?