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Hong Kong Has No Space Left for the Dead (vice.com)
Justin Heifetz, writing for Motherboard: When Fung Wai-tsun's family carried their grandfather's ashes across the Hong Kong border to Mainland China in 2013, they worried Customs officers, thinking the urn was full of drugs, would stop them. Fung, like many others in Hong Kong, could not find a space to lay his loved one to rest in his own city and would have to settle for a site across the border and hours away. It's an increasingly common story as demand for spaces to house the dead outpaces supply here in the semi-autonomous Chinese territory of some 7.4 million people. Hong Kong's public, government-run spaces to store ashes -- which are affordable to the public, starting at $360 -- have waiting lists that can last years. But many Chinese, like Fung, strongly believe the ashes must be put in a resting place immediately as to not disrespect their ancestor's spirit. Meanwhile, a private space -- one that is not run by the government -- tends to start at more than $6,000 and can go for as high as $130,000. This is simply not an option for many families like the Fung's. In Hong Kong, most people cremate their loved ones and house the urns in columbariums, or spaces where people can then go to pay their respects. While burying a body is possible, the option is prohibitively expensive -- and besides, Hong Kong has a law that the body must be exhumed after six years, at which point one must be cremated.
And we all know what that is.
don't waste space on dead people
it makes no sense you even have a choice about this
When I die I don't want to be buried. Please cremate me, thank you (I'm not Catholic, I'm Atheist).
It initially struck my as very odd that there could be a waiting list for space to open up at a place to store the dead...
What about mixing cremated ash into cement and concrete? One can then literally become "one with the city". Soylent Cement Co.? Corporations ARE people? Let the jokes roll...
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man, you interpreted that quite differently than I did.
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San Francisco voted to stop burying dead folks in the city way back in 1900. Rich folks had their graves moved. Poor folks often didn't get moved at all. http://www.7x7.com/the-dark-hi...
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It's related to tech through science-fiction writing. Many authors based stories on the prospect of the world running out of space and alternative solutions being found (removing health and safety laws to increase death rates), allowing the population to eliminate each other to get birth permits. Star Wars even had an entire planet based on this problem (Coruscant).
Some countries like Bangladesh and Singapore have also run out of space. Bangladesh is begging other countries to take their surplus population. Hong Kong already has "coffin apartments". The next stage for them is to start building over the oceans or reclaiming land.
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Morgues burn bodies in mass. You've got 9 other people in there, at least.
Just throw it all into the ocean and be done with it. It's just ashes. Frame a picture of him, it's better.
Then the people of Hong Kong should consider this model https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pyramid_Monument
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This may be obvious, but in a situation like this, don't bring out yer dead.
Cemeteries: there's another idea whose time has passed! Saving all the dead people in one part of town? What the hell kind of a superstitious religious medieval bullshit idea is that? Plow these motherfuckers up, plow them into the streams and rivers of America, we need that phosphorus for farming! If we're gonna recycle, let's get serious!
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Why not just find a nice little spot in your home to store the ashes? In fact, I would start making a picture frame/box combo for families. Ashes in the box on the back, picture of the deceased on the front. Hang it up on the wall or place it on a shelf.
Here in the USA there seems to be a huge emphasis on the "preservation of the body". I remember when some of my family has died and the funeral directors actually used these words. And they use cement lined burial plots with sealed coffins. I simply don't get it.
The person that died is done with their body, so they don't need it preserved. Us living people will never see the body ever again, so we don't need it preserved. We should just bore a 3 foot wide hole about 12 feet deep, drop the body in head-first, and cover it back up.
Cremation seems a bit overkill too, and uses an enormous amount of energy. We should probably do communal cremation (100 at a time?) to save energy and space.
There's nothing about what I'm saying that is disrespectful to the persons who have passed. Tell me where I'm wrong.
A long time ago Slashdot abandoned technology stories in favor of stories about large tech companies like Uber, IBM, Facebook, Google, Apple, Intel, Amazon, Microsoft, Motorola, Asus, AMD, Kaspersky, etc ad nauseum. But now it appears they have completely abandoned the tech angle altogether. I look forward to future stories on the maiting habits of Australian fruit bats.
Thanks for at least giving an actual response rather than what seems to have become the obligatory "I don't like your post, -1" moderation. As not being a huge sci-fi fan, I really didn't understand why something like this would be remotely appropriate on a site like this.
To whoever modded me -1, answer this, was my post off topic? Was it flamebait? Ask yourself honestly, what about it deserved a -1 beyond "I don't like your post"?
so discard the ashes
No. Don't discard them. Use them. Ashes can be useful. Let people keep their relative in a cup on the mantelpiece or let them use the ashes. Like most things in life, this isn't complicated except by the fact that people act irrationally.
isn't HongKong it's own separate state and independent country with the fastest internet on the planet because it's incredibly small size?
When there's no room left in Hong Kong, the dead will go to mainland China...
I've been there several times and I have an ex-girlfriend who was born and raised in Guangdong province, which is the part of China just outside Hong Kong and Macau. She and I talked about this. I can't say for all of China, but definitely in Guangdong and Hong Kong and Macau the people there have, by western standards, weird ideas about dead people. There is some real fear of the dead and of ghosts. Of course there is still land in Hong Kong where they could possibly put a cemetery, even if it just was for cremated remains. The real problem is that no Chinese person in Hong Kong wants to live anywhere near a cemetery and they raise holy hell every time any developer tries to put one near where they live. So the upshot is that nobody can ever build a new cemetery anywhere because there isn't any more land that really isn't inhabited by somebody close enough to complain about it. Think of it kind of like trying to build an above ground nuclear waste disposal site and you're really close to the kind of vehement opposition that cemeteries get there. I think it's been well over 10 years, maybe multiple decades, since the last "new" cemetery got opened there and people threw fits about that but it got done anyway. The government simply doesn't want public order disturbed and have the PLA start flexing its muscle so it's just easier to not build new cemeteries so the residents don't complain and if they have to spend many thousands of dollars of money they don't really have to find a place to stash the ashes of Uncle Fong because they are too scared to live near a cemetery that might solve the problem, then that's just how it is. Short of basically having the PLA kill people or throw them in jail if they complain, there's no real solution for this when citizens are convinced that even seeing a cemetery might bring them "bad luck".
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One organ donor can save eight lives. The wait for a kidney can be 5 or 10 years.
When I renew my driver's license, I always check the "Yes" box for "Do you want to be an organ donor?"
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Hong Kong is a coastal city/region; problem solved.
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I assume those countries have at least put into place a 1-child-per-family law to handle this problem. Otherwise anything else they do is a short term non-solution.
There are a number of companies that will take the ashes from cremation and use them to make a diamond. Wouldn't that be respectful for the ancestor? Turn them into a diamond, make a pendant, and they can be remembered daily. Brings an entirely different meaning to the phrase "family jewels".
Launch the remains into a "perpetual orbit of eternal grace" -- The Loved One (1965)
For millennia, we used to recycle the remains of people. We would bury them, and then when we needed more space, we'd move the bones to ossuaries, then we would use the dust from those bones to make walls with.
Why not accelerate the process and mix the ashes from the cremated remains into Memorial buildings that are used for ceremonies, like convention centers or other buildings not in continual use, and provide access for those interred in the very building to be remembered according to their religious preferences?
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My brother married a girl from Hong Kong and they live over there. When my brother's father-in-law died, the body was cremated and brought to the USA for burial (cheaper than buying a burial plot in Hong Kong). When his mother-in-law passes, her urn will be next to her husband's.
In Brazil, the dead are three deep in burial plots and you have no say as to who shares the same vault.
Get a drilling rig, drill and line a hole several hundred feet deep, and stack appropriately sized containers of ashed in it. Profit!
I assume those countries have at least put into place a 1-child-per-family law to handle this problem. Otherwise anything else they do is a short term non-solution.
That's not a solution. Also consider that Singapore has a completely different economic profile than Bangladesh. Ergo, the problems Singapore experiences are differently than Bangladesh' (and Singapore is capable of meet them whereas Bangladesh currently cannot.)
It's related to tech through science-fiction writing. Many authors based stories on the prospect of the world running out of space and alternative solutions being found (removing health and safety laws to increase death rates), allowing the population to eliminate each other to get birth permits. Star Wars even had an entire planet based on this problem (Coruscant).
Some countries like Bangladesh and Singapore have also run out of space. Bangladesh is begging other countries to take their surplus population. Hong Kong already has "coffin apartments".
One important distinction is that Singapore has a different economic profile than Bangladesh. Singapore's problems are about having a high population density on a small landmass which causes it to spend significantly more from its very rich coffers. OTH, Bangladesh is about high population density on not necessarily a small landmass combined with rampant poverty. Unlike Singapore, Bangladesh cannot meet with the challenges.
The next stage for them is to start building over the oceans or reclaiming land.
SK has already done this with Incheon International Airport.
Japan pulls these moves with even more impressive numbers. Pretty much some nice areas in the Shinagawa district (where I've been, very nice btw) are built on top of reclaimed land over Tokyo Bay. Chubu Centrair International Airport is another example. Everytime I go to Tokyo, the scope of ongoing land reclamation is impressive, almost right out of a sci-fi book.
Maybe these idiot Chinese people will enter the 21st century and stop worrying about superstitious nonsense like "disrespecting their ancestor's spirit." I only wish there was a way we could convince all the idiot Christians in the west of this, and outlaw cemeteries once and for all. This is one area where China should exert it's authority over stupid people and require that the bodies be converted into fertilizer to serve the greater good of society in the most environmentally friendly way possible. Cremation releases lots of CO2 and other toxic gasses into the air and is unacceptable.
Have gnu, will travel.
Make human meats for fishes.
Nuking Hong Kong can at the same time create plenty of room for burials, and cremate all people at once!
Let them walk...and walk...and walk in that dead shuffle gait. Walk
When I die, I want to be dismembered and parts of my body surgically implanted in other, still living people. Then my tastes and personality traits can slowly, subtly, influence the recipient -- to commit MURDER!
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It's related to tech through science-fiction writing. Many authors based stories on the prospect of the world running out of space and alternative solutions being found (removing health and safety laws to increase death rates), allowing the population to eliminate each other to get birth permits. Star Wars even had an entire planet based on this problem (Coruscant).
Which makes no damn sense in Star Wars given how easy space travel is there is no reason for so many people to be living on a single planet.
On Earth in the 21st century, travel and communication are cheaper and easier than ever before. Yet an increasing percentage of the population lives in concentrated urban areas. Go figure.
Don't they have toilets there?
It all lands in the sea anyway.
Given that they have the ability to create Death Stars, that would imply there is some manufacturing plant/planet capable of assembling structures of that size; start with the power plant, basic superstructure, essential maintenance staff quarters, then build outwards. They should be able to build artificial moons that way.
In You Only Live Twice, Her Royal Navy buried James Bond at sea, the sea being Hong Kong harbor, and he wasn't actually dead.
To be fair, that's where a lot of jobs, wealth, and services are being concentrated nowadays.
Except it doesn't work in reality. See The Ganges.
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I suppose the answer is to have more babies somehow.
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When there's no more room for the dead they'll start coming back. Although I probably paraphrased that since it's a while since I've seen that movie.
If you harbor a number of superstitions, and you are willing to pay top dollar for their sake - you are thoroughly stupid. But, by all means, pay through the nose.
Sounds like they're going to have to finally reconsider their fucking retarded superstitions. Fuck these people. Fuck everyone who thinks like them.
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The next stage for them is to start building over the oceans or reclaiming land.
Most of the Hong Kong harbour front is already on reclaimed land. The airport was built on a man made island...
What makes you think HK doesn't already do this? Remember HK is just a richer part of China, and China make islands in the sea.
This is a GRAVE situation. I'm sorry.
To whoever modded me -1, answer this, was my post off topic? Was it flamebait? Ask yourself honestly, what about it deserved a -1 beyond "I don't like your post"?
It's because you ask too many fucking questions.
You mean, one-death-per-family?
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Just cremate people in power plants.
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Singapore is essentially a city state. It has an annual economic growth rate of 10% as they are the cargo gateway between Asian countries and the rest of the world. Everything is built up into high-rise apartments and office blocks. Those that can afford to, live in the city. Everyone else has to commute from the South Coast of Malaysia via a bridge (like San Franscico and Marin County).
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Mandatory cremation after 6 years?
Now we know why Hong Kong has never had a vampire problem.
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