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Silicon Valley Thinks It Invented Roommates. They Call It 'Co-living' (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Have you heard of this cool new trend called co-living? It's a bit like co-working, except instead of sharing an office with a bunch of randoms you share a home with a bunch of randoms. Oh, you might be thinking, is it like ye olde concept of "roommates"? Why, yes. Yes it is. As a viral tweet pointed out earlier this week, "co-living", which has inspired a spate of trend-pieces in recent months, is actually "called *roommates* ... you invented ***roommates***." Now, to be fair, co-living isn't just living with a bunch of roommates. No, it's rich millennials living with a bunch of roommates in a fancy building in a recently gentrified part of town. The co-living space is also full of cool amenities like yoga classes and micro-brew coffee bars, meaning you can minimise unnecessary interactions with the outside world. In startup speak, this is what is called "community." The Collective, for example, a co-working space in London, describes co-living as "a way of living focused on a genuine sense of community, using shared spaces and facilities to create a more convenient and fulfilling lifestyle."

337 comments

  1. Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we actually used to call these nursing homes! ;).

    1. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Welcome to the future, we've renamed everything to make it better.

    2. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So... from mom's basement to assisted living to nursing home.

      Back where I come from we only have such programs for retards. Then again...

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    3. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or "modern college dorm"?

    4. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by sheramil · · Score: 2

      I think we actually used to call these kindergartens.

    5. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by naubol · · Score: 1

      Isn't this essentially the hunter gatherer lifestyle? For most of humanity's existence, we basically lived this way until we were forced to give it up to adopt agriculture.

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    6. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ive just now invented something new,
      I call it Co-Ride-Sharing

      its basically public transportation, but better!!

    7. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just to remind you old folks, you're the ones who raised and taught these kids what they know. You're all just as responsible for this nonsense.

    8. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Gondola · · Score: 1

      Responding to top comment to say, the writer is obviously a satirist and this "article" should never have been submitted. Read the writer's other work.

    9. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Micro-brew coffee bars are just the old coffee machine corner at the office, right? Perhaps now upgraded with a capsule-based espresso machine?

    10. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by zifn4b · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Welcome to the future, we've renamed everything to make it better.

      Nope they didn't just rename it, they did something. First, it was co-located spaces in the office to save money, then it was co-located spaces where multiple companies can share the cost of office space now it's co-living spaces where the employees pay all the cost of the office space AND receive a lower salary and benefits because you know, it's nerdy and cool to be in the exclusive club of Silicon Valley douche bags. This is one reason among many I will NEVER live in California. Another big one is CARB gas cans, you know that don't actually work and break after 2-3 uses so you can supposedly save the planet from gasoline fumes going into the atmosphere. California is a bunch of elitist, spoiled, entitled, greedy idiots.

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    11. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds doubleplus good to me.

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    12. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by CodeHog · · Score: 2

      reminds me of the article I saw recently about having plants in your house. Imagine that! you can have plants in your house! only now they are calling them 'urban rainforests'.

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    13. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by zifn4b · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So... from mom's basement to assisted living to nursing home.

      Back where I come from we only have such programs for retards. Then again...

      It's funny you got modded funny because it's pretty close to reality. I honestly hope California becomes its own country then they can go bankrupt with their socialist economy without dragging the rest of the country down.

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    14. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by zifn4b · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will somebody please mod this idiot into oblivion?

      Your wish has been granted. We will mod you into oblivion.

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    15. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      I call it Co-Ride-Sharing

      Is that sitting on someone's lap in public transport when all seats are occupied?

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    16. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by sycodon · · Score: 1, Informative

      I hope it falls into the sea...and I grew up there.

      Right up to the Sierra. I like that part.

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    17. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by werepants · · Score: 5, Informative

      I honestly hope California becomes its own country then they can go bankrupt with their socialist economy without dragging the rest of the country down.

      California's "socialist economy" apparently works a hell of a lot better than that of most red states, considering that they get only $0.78 from the federal government for every $1 paid. Mississippi, on the other hand, gets $2 from the feds for every dollar of federal taxation they pay. I don't think this will work out like you are hoping.

      Citation: https://taxfoundation.org/pres...

    18. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Daycare to Kindergarten, Mom's basement, assisted living and nursing home.

    19. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The police raided my urban rainforest :(

    20. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or dormitories.

    21. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't this essentially the hunter gatherer lifestyle?

      I have yet to see archeological dig reports that document stone age hipster coffee bars.

    22. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll risk it. Lets get rid of California.

      It'll be fun for Apple and basically all of SV jump ship after a few months.

    23. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have Silicon Valley. So what?

    24. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what retarded Trumpism is this?

      Californian dollars are funding the red states who just lay around on the couch drinking and moaning about jobs that sure as hell aren't being stolen from them of all people haha

    25. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I have suggested this many times before (getting roommates) and would always get flamed as a bad, unworkable idea and a sign of a collapsed civilization. Good thing they're trying something new.

    26. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      And it is California's pride to contribute, seeing that they have so much, and others have so little. That's basic socialism right there. I can't believe you're simultaneously defending socialism and complaining about taking from the rich and giving to the poor in the same post.

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    27. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I heard the same thing said about Californians thirty years ago. I think the's where the word Californication comes from - people who bought houses in LA for 15k in 1960, selling them for $8M in 1985, then moving to Washington state and trying to turn it into California. People around me (in the desert) are complaining about that now.

    28. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you're simultaneously defending socialism and complaining about taking from the rich and giving to the poor in the same post.

      GP did neither of those things. Perhaps that's why you can't believe it.

    29. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly hope California becomes its own country then they can go bankrupt with their socialist economy without dragging the rest of the country down.

      California's "socialist economy" apparently works a hell of a lot better than that of most red states, considering that they get only $0.78 from the federal government for every $1 paid. Mississippi, on the other hand, gets $2 from the feds for every dollar of federal taxation they pay. I don't think this will work out like you are hoping.

      Citation: https://taxfoundation.org/pres...

      Your citation is over a decade old (2005); that is a pretty stale source. Also I wonder how much California gets in indirect subsidies. How many federal jobs are there providing jobs? How many military bases are in California providing jobs? And many jobs are those federal/military jobs creating?

    30. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Actually this seems like moving back to a feudal system.
      Sure we get fancy adult dorms now. Then they will be company owned housing, then to a point where an entire community will be owned by the company. Where it will take care of all your needs, just as long as you work for them. They will just deduct all the expenses out of your paycheck, so you have nothing less to save, because using the company housing, you have access to bunch of services, that you may not use or want, but are paying for it anyways. So not having extra money to be socially mobile, you will be stuck in this housing, and forced to work for the company at their terms, or be homeless.

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    31. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California doesn't have a socialist economy. They have a capitalist economy with socialist reforms. If they did convert to a socialist economy and were no longer run by a capitalist government then they would soon be eating their pets instead of carrying them around as fashion accessories.

    32. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      That is assuming that you are a people person. For the introvert spending a day in an open office, having to go to a living center where you still need to interact with a bunch of people to take advantage of these shared services. Sounds like hell to me.

      This is why I became a morning person. I would wake up at 5:00 am in college just so I can lock myself in the computer lab where there would be no one there at that time, even during a deadline. And I can just sit there do my work alone with just my thoughts, giving myself a good recharge time to face the day.

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    33. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Not California, but Silicon Valley. It turned from an incubator of creative ideas and new technology, to a commune where you are suppose to all think alike. Nearly every city has a spot for technology and plenty of jobs, much of them pay almost as well as SV, but the cost of living is much lower and you can live like a human being and not a caged animal.

      Sure your work probably wont be on display on national TV, however you probably didn't get credit for it anyways. But you get to work on new and interesting stuff, and a better life, plus in these cities they will actually try to bend backward to accommodate your needs, as you are the only Middle Class jobs left.

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    34. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your understanding of recent history and the financial situation of your state is almost as appalling as your misunderstanding of those numbers.

      I have 2 homework lessons for you.

      1. Research the economy of California over the last 30 years. Look at when, where & why the numbers have changed.

      2. Look at what those Federal Dollars are being sent on in your own state and in those states you deride. Try to understand why the Federal Government is moving funds to different location and what those funds are actually being spent on.

      I would love to give you the answers and persuade you to share my own opinion, but I think it's important for you to discover these truths yourself and then try to draw an unbiased opinion from the facts and not from headlines or articles that have no more data than a simple table with totals. Dig deeper and the things you learn might surprise you.

      captcha: unite (kind of a fitting message)

    35. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have Silicon Valley.

      And why do you think Silicon Valley is in California, rather than Mississippi?

    36. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm entertained. /., you rarely fail me.

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    37. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Silicon Valley employees were educated in public schools and universities out of state?

    38. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80 years from now, unless we go all Mad Max, the generation ponders their the cycle of life: "from the nursing home to a nursing home to a nursing home to a nursing home."

    39. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Most of these people moan about jobs being stolen they wouldn't even do.

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    40. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because urban compared to rural. wtf are you expecting as an answer

    41. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Mississippi wouldn't put up with their shit?

    42. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I was growing up in the California of 30 years ago. It was true then too. So many neighbours were from other states, moving here for a job and bringing their out of state kids and culture, and often leaving again in less than 5 years. And in the cities you had various dreamers and runaways showing up in bus stations.

      It's a constantly repeating Gold Rush. People come here, try to rape the land and/or economy for a while, then leave with their gains or losses. They aren't Californians. They are assholes who keep thinking the next place will have to be better than the last, and never considering that it isn't the places that are the problem (it's them).

    43. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A third of welfare recipients live in California.

      Have fun seceding.

    44. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      These shared services sound like nothing more than anything else that would be on the first floor of high rise apartment blocks in a big city. The only difference here is that there's a cohesive management plan.

      It's like a master planned community for apartments.

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    45. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      An old and tired argument. You sound like Swedes trying to kid themselves that they aren't miserable.

      Companies flee California for a reason. So do the residents.

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    46. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      California has more than it's share of layabouts and ghetto.

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    47. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping for George Takei's lap!

    48. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next, they will invent Kruschev style apartments with shared toilets. What was old, is new again.

    49. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Rolling on the fucking floor!!! Holy shit that was good!!

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    50. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      They have dug up numerous 500L wine culdrons though.

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    51. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      "$0.78 from the federal government for every $1 paid"

      Yet, they are only in the hole for $1.59.

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    52. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that, although California has the highest debt, that is largely because California has more people and a higher GDP than any other state.

      California debt/GDP ratio is in the middle of the pack amongst US states.

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    53. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by anegg · · Score: 1

      Fortunately the clouds and rain in Washington (state of) cause some significant percentage of the ex-Californians to run away again, otherwise the Seattle political culture would be oozing even faster over the rest of the state.

    54. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the future, we've renamed everything to make money from it.

      FTFY.

      Yeah, I lived in a sharehouse for most of the 2000s. I thought I was poor, but apparently I was just decades ahead of my time.

    55. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by trawg · · Score: 1

      I'm sure a lot of people embark on researching 30 years of economic data on the recommendation of an anonymous Internet person.

      If you have done this research already, you should make your point, citing the relevant evidence. Who do you think you are going to get onto your side with this suggestion?

    56. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Companies flee California for a reason. So do the residents.

      An old, tired and false argument.

      You sound like someone who knows they don't have the ability to be successful in California.

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    57. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my!

    58. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by zifn4b · · Score: 2

      California's "socialist economy" apparently works a hell of a lot better than that of most red states, considering that they get only $0.78 from the federal government for every $1 paid. Mississippi, on the other hand, gets $2 from the feds for every dollar of federal taxation they pay. I don't think this will work out like you are hoping.

      It only works out better for lower ability people because in an ideal "California World", all your income would go directly to the socialist government to do what's best for you on your behalf. Now maybe you would prefer that and perhaps you can't do better. I can do better than that and have a better life without this type of system because I'm intelligent, I'm hard-working and I have a lot of drive and ambition. I know how to strategize in a free market economy. That's the price you pay for freedom and I will gladly pay this price because that's how much my personal freedom matters to me. It's not for everyone. Being free means you have to take complete responsibility for your life. I know a lot of people in California and many other places are not to up to it. Just because you can handle it doesn't mean you get to forcefully coerce me to support you.

      "Give me Liberty or give me death" -Patrick Henry

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    59. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      I think they may have another go at making a TV show out of those caveman insurance commercials. Hipster cavemen. There's also that Viking show with hipsters. I think that's funny. I forgot what it was called.

    60. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Because California is nice and Mississippi is a shit hole? That seemed clear to me (a Canadian). Are you butthurt?

    61. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California is a bunch of elitist, spoiled, entitled, greedy idiots.

      Whatever you say, you bible-thumping goat fucker.

    62. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Companies flee California for a reason. So do the residents.

      And from another post:

      Pretty much. I could throw $1000 into the fire pit right now. I would end up sleeping on the couch for the next year, but it's entirely doable for me.

      As I suggested in my other post, you are unsuccessful in life, yet you feel qualified to criticise life in California. If losing $1000 puts you on couches for a year, you are dirt poor, and it's not just because you are a young adult: your /. id number shows that you are middle aged, at least.

      Come back and criticise California when you haven't failed at life.

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    63. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Californians also get $90 billion in federal subsidies that your chart there isn't listing - an average of 8% of a person's income, every year.
      Mississippi? $2 billion.

      That's why California was so upset about the Republican tax plan, that would remove that $90 billion of deductions from their state, and start making people actually pay for their own state's budget.

    64. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by mikael · · Score: 1

      I've heard that sentiment in many forums. The "bleeding heart liberals" who want their cheap interior designers, decorators and gardeners, but think that the government should pick up the tab for food stamps for these workers. "Just one more dollar in taxes would help this group, another dollar would help that group, we'd like to contribute more, but we've got a mortgage, car loans, private healthcare and school for the kids to pay for".

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    65. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't wrong, I live in Las Vegas. Almost 1/3 of our population is from California originally and they came here because of cost of living among other reasons(crime, taxation, idiots) and many of them have vowed never to go back. I have been there 3 times in my life, and I can honestly say that it is a beautiful place... The people however, ruin the experience and fun of being there.. I also will never go back with the exception of borrowing the beach for a few hours, since I can make a round trip to it and home in 12 hours...

      AC for mods. Highdude702

    66. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So were back to California residents hate poor people.. Glad you finally show your true colors.

      Highdude702

    67. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got yours, so screw them.

    68. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, running dog. Pay a living wage and the American working class will do all those jobs.

      Now let's mention the dirty like secret no one likes to talk about - the CALIFORNIA APARTHEID. Ever notice that ALL the manual laborers, ALL the servants, and ALL the cooks in California belong to a visibly different race than the masters they serve? Ever notice how those visibly different workers live in separate neighborhoods, go to separate schools, hang out at separate venues, and generally live separate from the masters they serve? Yeah, that's the California apartheid.

    69. Re: Nursing homes for millennials... by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      Both Trump and Hillary agree, it is the best kind of transport for the unwashed masses!
      Now get back to work peon!!!

    70. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by beastofburdon · · Score: 0

      Damn, sounds like you were unfortunate enough to live in that shithole. Personally, I have very similar feelings toward Norfolk, VA. It is the asshole of America and I will never live there again.

    71. Re:Nursing homes for millennials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ad hominem. /. should be better than that.

  2. Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we're supposed to encourage our daughters to pursue a career in STEM? Wow, that music appreciation diploma is looking like a better lifestyle choice than a STEM degree. I know I'll be encouraging my daughter to avoid an IT related job.

    1. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      PUSHING anyone anywhere is wrong. You know, back when I was young, everyone and their dog had to become a doctor or a lawyer. Preferably both, so you can handle your own malpractice lawsuits. Anything else and you were stupid.

      Today we have lawyers and doctors with huge debts for their expensive education with no chance to ever recover any of that in their lifetime (unless they're extremely lucky or extremely good at their job) because you can't throw a lawyer over your shoulder without hitting a doctor. And that's especially true for those that don't really want to be either, have zero passion for their job, actually hate it and only put in as little effort as absolutely necessary, for they will never be among the top tier of their profession and hence most likely lose any position they might have to someone more qualified and motivated.

      This and nothing else is when you pretend that there is ONLY ONE career worth pursuing and that you have to do it, whether it's something you want to do or not.

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    2. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Lawyers are a good example of your complaint, but not doctors...not by a long shot. Doctors were smart enough to create professional organizations that actually have teeth. Through these orgs, they pay for the laws that will keep them employed when every other knowledge job is done by automation.

      Part of the reason why it's so hard to become a doctor is that the supply of medical school slots is closely protected. The Bar Association did the reverse and allowed tons of new law schools to open up, resulting in those lawyers with unrecoverable debts because there just isn't enough work to go around anymore. Becoming a doctor requires the closest thing possible to a photographic memory even to pass the MCAT, and you have to be even more hard-wired in an academic mode to make it through the classroom part of the training. So yeah, if my kids are capable of it I would certainly encourage them to at least try...I don't know of any non-rich doctors in the US!

    3. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by umghhh · · Score: 2

      STEM != IT

    4. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by umghhh · · Score: 1

      Same in Germany. There is not enough of doctors here so waiting time to some specialists is ridiculous but the schools do not increase the number of seats.

    5. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the problem with doctors. It has nothing to do with healing and helping people. It's all about your f***in' selfish wants and being rich. This I think its the best damn argument for taking care of yourself so you never have to give these people the time of day or your hard earned money.

      Instead your kids should go into business and be like trump. At least there you don't have to pretend you actual give a crap about people and you still get your power trip and money.

    6. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Male and female power structures are different and I can't see saddling graduates with debt as a great way to encourage entrepreneurial risk only to be told that they are too old to be there once they become useful. That's a lot of factors against IT as a career choice.

      Outsourcing attracted people interested in the money, not the craft and created an adversarial aspect to IT that didn't really exist before. All the parasites that have attached themselves to IT to drive down the cost of talent have done everything they can to make IT suck as a career for the creative people they seek.

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    7. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      The people pushing for more women in IT are true misogynists.

      Absolutely NOT. They are feminists that are a minority within women trying to force other women into careers they don't want because you know we need to have an equal distribution of every possible demographic in every possible discipline even if that's not what the people actually want. It's a cult.

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    8. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by retchdog · · Score: 2

      yeah, doctors formed the only successful labor union in the united states, and republicans can't stop slobbering on their knobs (possibly just because they're rich?). go figure. the irony is killing people. literally.

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    9. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      doctors with huge debts for their expensive education

      That they pay off in 3 years. A friend worked for a dr who started college at the age of 40 and just retired with a big house near the beach in Malibu.

    10. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Just stay out of silicon valley. STEM is still allows rewarding careers. However the work that is in real need isn't the high press fancy job at Google. But the guy fixing and improving processes at the local manufacturer, hospital or bank. SV tries to attract talent away from these real job by using Cult reasoning, by making the initial switch from College Life to work life nearly seamless. Which isn't bad, but then you get stuck there and you will be stuck in SV for about 10 years then you are too old to work there anymore and kicked out to the rest of the world with no assets to live off of.

      That guy who does STEM work for the non-tech company is the guy who has a home, family and a car, the $75,000 a year would be enough to live off of and prosper. With the freedom to leave a job and move to a different area all together if needed, as you can sell your home and pack up your car and move to wherever.

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    11. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There's enough doctors. But they don't want to work in the smaller towns. "Village doctor" is something that's cute in some romantic movie or a dime novel, but not for a career.

      And of course not for the social security pennies. You want to be dealt with on your insurance? Come again in, say, 5 months. Or do you want to pay yourself, then you can get an appointment right now. You should have called if you needed one 10 minutes ago.

      Walk down the road of a medium sized town and you will see a LOT of doctors offices. And if you pay cash, you can even go in.

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    12. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, those exist. Either as children of already established doctors or as really awesome masters of their work. Guess what, the same exists in IT. And there are equally sought after mechanics and carpenters.

      If you're really good at something, you can easily get rich. Mostly because "working" isn't just that dreaded time you have to spend doing shit you hate to do but because you actually and genuinely like it. Because that means that you're going to be really good at it. And people pay people who are really good at what they do good money to do what they're good at.

      That works for pretty much anything. Do what you're really good at, you will find someone who is willing to pay you for it. Well, maybe unless your skill is rolling the perfect blunt and smoking it without taking it out of your mouth...

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    13. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If I spent all that time being able to treat your sorry ass, I would want to be rich too. They are the most highly trained people in our society and you want to stiff them. You wonder why some of us resist the idea of socialized medicine.

      Residents on strike. Nurses paid like burger flippers. Not enough hospital beds. Wait lists for cat scans. Wait lists for hip surgery. Wait lists for HEART surgery.

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    14. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It sound like the person didn't retire. They fled the profession for some reason. Likely some nonsense driven by government meddling. I know multiple doctors that want to retire because of Obamacare. Those "good intentions" led to interesting variations of hell in some states. It should be a case study on unintended consequences.

      No health person wants to retire at 40, even if they can.

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    15. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by mikael · · Score: 1

      That's the same problem in Canada. They can't get doctors to move out to the small towns in the provinces. Instead, they prefer to stay in Toronto or Vancouver. Having to pay for a private education means that they need to pay off those debts and the only way to do that is to work in a large city. And the government won't pay for tuition fees because the taxpayer doesn't want to see doctors waltz off to the USA.

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    16. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outsourcing attracted people interested in the money, not the craft and created an adversarial aspect to IT that didn't really exist before. All the parasites that have attached themselves to IT to drive down the cost of talent have done everything they can to make IT suck as a career for the creative people they seek.

      Is that what did it? I'm a software engineer (12 years in my career). I have a Masters from a Top 20 Uni, was on a security expert's panel in my niche at a very respectable event and I only make about $110K in the midwest. So many better careers that pay better and suck less. Marketing managers fuck around all day, produce mediocre work with no metrics and get paid better and no one calls them lazy (I used to work at a place that got a new head hauncho who always talks about how lazy his engineers are, but never talks shit about all the other departments that have literally zero metrics for success). Almost all jobs want to treat software engineers like salaried when the load is heavy but hourly grunts when the load is light. I plan to get out (I might just leave technical work altogether). I sent my siblings a text this very day that said "Being an engineer is like taking a fist up the ass daily." I plan to discourage anyone I can from software engineering. It is simply not a career that commands respect. Not from women, not from management, not from anyone. Stay the fuck away. I'll hopefully be in sales within a year (I have a decent network to leverage; at a different conference a sales guy I've known a while said "So, when are you joining the dark side?" Well, soon is the answer. I should call him up this week...)

    17. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Easy solution: Get a free education and "work off" the social debt. Stay for X years or pay us for your education.

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    18. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by cas2000 · · Score: 2

      You wonder why some of us resist the idea of socialized medicine.

      I don't wonder. I know it's because Americans have been brain-washed with decades of pro-corporate and anti-government propaganda into believing bullshit like this:

      "Residents on strike. Nurses paid like burger flippers. Not enough hospital beds. Wait lists for cat scans. Wait lists for hip surgery. Wait lists for HEART surgery."

      Waiting lists in public health systems are for non-urgent conditions. Anyone with an urgent condition will be treated immediately (which also has the side-effect of increasing waiting times for non-urgent conditions). And yeah, it ain't perfect, and there are never enough resources, and our government is bowing to the pressure from american corporations who want it privatised so they can loot our sick like they do yours, but i am so fucking glad I live in a country with a public health system than in some barbaric fucking hellhole of privatised health.

      Priority is assigned by medical need and available resources, not by how fucking rich someone is, or how much the private hospital and the insurance company can make between them with criminal collusion to artificially inflate prices, like hundreds of dollars each or more for simple pills like paracetamol - "acetaminophen" to yanks - a drug that you can at any chemist in Australia for under $3 AUD for a box of 100 pills, and that's without being subsidised by our Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme - which American multinationals have been trying to get killed off for years, fortunately without success so far because even our corporate lick-spittle "conservative" (actually, radical right-wing reactionaries, same as yours but better at hiding it) party knows it would be political suicide.

      The weirdest thing about your shitty health system is that many Americans actually believe that it's the best in the world ("of course it is, it's American"). It's not. Far fucking from it. Your system is worse even than that of many third world countries.

      I bet you even believe the bullshit about "government death panels". You know who actually has "death panels"? private medical insurance companies trying to welch out of the bet they made.

      And something that would be hilariously ironic if it wasn't so scary is that you've been propagandised with this shit for so long that you accept it as part of your identity now. It's the identity politics of the enthusiastically and willingly exploited - "Fuck me over please, I'm American and proud of it. I'll fight to the death to preserve a corporation's right to shaft me any way it wants".

    19. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      that's a pretty fantasy. tell that to someone who's really good at operating a sewing machine. or repairing a car.

    20. Re:Wow IT sucks as a career now. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You mean like the guy I went to school with who now makes a (very comfortable) living customizing cars? Legally so, too, which isn't that easy considering our rather insane laws concerning what's "legal" in cars.

      He's a tinkerer at heart, he loves cars and he loves working on them. You don't learn that in a school, though. You learn it because you WANT to learn it, and whenever I remember anything about our youth I remember him either working on a car or dreaming up something about one.

      This is the kind of guy that can make a comfortable living or even get rich "working with his hands", because to him it's not simply a 9 to 5 job. That's his life. He didn't do a 3 years course learning it, he basically spent his life learning and improving that skill set, simply out of love for it.

      This is rare and certainly nothing I could copy. Then again, I have my own area of expertise where I don't simply do a 9 to 5 job. This is how you get good at what you're doing and this is what makes you stand out, enough to make people give you money to do what you're good at for them.

      What matters is passion for your work. Yes, it's easier in some areas than in others, I give you that. In the end, though, if you're good at what you're doing, you will not be poor if you manage to find out how to monetize it.

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  3. FFS by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1, Insightful

    $subject already says all I've to say on the matter.

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  4. synonyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'The Collective, for example, a co-working space in London, describes co-living as "a way of living focused on a genuine sense of community, using shared spaces and facilities to create a more convenient and fulfilling lifestyle."'

    We also may refer to that as a 'commune', 'compound', or 'cult'

    1. Re:synonyms by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      'The Collective, for example, a co-working space in London, describes co-living as "a way of living focused on a genuine sense of community, using shared spaces and facilities to create a more convenient and fulfilling lifestyle."'

      We also may refer to that as a 'commune', 'compound', or 'cult'

      I always thought that large residential buildings where lot of people shared bathrooms and kitchens were called "slums". That, or "college".

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    2. Re:synonyms by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      'The Collective, for example, a co-working space in London, describes co-living as "a way of living focused on a genuine sense of community, using shared spaces and facilities to create a more convenient and fulfilling lifestyle."'

      We also may refer to that as a 'commune', 'compound', or 'cult'

      The self affirmation benefits will be great as well.

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    3. Re:synonyms by flink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A "genuine sense of community". If it were genuine, it wouldn't require a mission statement. The genuine community is probably around the corner holding a "spare change" sign.

    4. Re:synonyms by snookiex · · Score: 1

      So, like hippie communes, but with hipsters.

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    5. Re:synonyms by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      'The Collective, for example, a co-working space in London, describes co-living as "a way of living focused on a genuine sense of community, using shared spaces and facilities to create a more convenient and fulfilling lifestyle."'

      We also may refer to that as a 'commune', 'compound', or 'cult'

      Or the Borg.

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    6. Re:synonyms by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      I always thought that large residential buildings where lot of people shared bathrooms and kitchens were called "slums". That, or "college".

      "Barracks" is another appropriate term.

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    7. Re:synonyms by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      More like a dorm really. A commune/compound/cult implies they're more self containing whereas this is just described as a living area, not working.

    8. Re:synonyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    9. Re:synonyms by citylivin · · Score: 1

      I think the technical term is SRO (single room occupancy)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      but yeah, they do not attract the best and the brightest... Its generally considered one step above homelessness. However one might say with the housing crisis, that every renter is one step above homelessness these days... So i have no problem believing that upscale $1500 a month SROs would be popping up in some regions.

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    10. Re: synonyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to work at for a company at the collective. I can confirm, the 100 year old toilets they have there would be more hygienic if they were a hole in the ground.

    11. Re:synonyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my four-person family, we call it "home."

      CAPTCHA: grouped

    12. Re:synonyms by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      Sad thing is, looking at the room prices, I could either rent a studio flat for the same cost, or flat share for a whole lot less. In London, if you shop around, or just have friends, you can do so much better than this. This screams of taking naive, lonely, rich new grads for all they have.

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    13. Re:synonyms by anegg · · Score: 1

      Living at the YMCA is coming back into vogue? How wonderful!

    14. Re:synonyms by mikael · · Score: 1

      Student dorms is the American term. HMO's (Homes in Multiple Occupancy) is a UK term. Shared apartments is the term for medical staff.

      "Prospective tenants have the choice of a shared apartment, with each of the two bedrooms featuring an en-suite bathroom, or a family apartment with a shared bathroom, making it perfect for couples, families, friends or colleagues."

      http://www.derwentsidehomes.co...

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  5. I've heard of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was on South Park. Their entire half-season was about this. I'm pretty sure South Park invented this, not Silicon Valley.

  6. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it's "Friends"?

    1. Re:So... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Friends is so 90s, who wants to live with something that doesn't even get reruns?

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    2. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it's "Full House"?

    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friends is still rerun all the time on TBS.

    4. Re:So... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What the hell is TBS? Sounds like something you need antibiotics for.

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  7. Pre-owned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, am enthusiastic about this new form of living. I'm also quite enthusiastic about my "pre-owned" car, which I wouldn't have even considered if it was "used".

    1. Re:Pre-owned by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I think I'll create a start-up where a bunch of people pay $200-300 monthly fees and get to "co-own" a car. 1 car for every 4 "co-owners", at $200 a pop, comes out to about 50% profit after car note and insurance costs. If anyone wants to invest hit me up.

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    2. Re:Pre-owned by ArhcAngel · · Score: 0

      I was so happy when Histamine blockers came out. They are SO much better than anti-histamines at blocking histamine.

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    3. Re:Pre-owned by sabbede · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean multi-user iterated ownership? It's a great concept where the cost of becoming the next user decreases with each iteration to offset the increased wear. Totally brilliant idea that nobody thought of until now.

    4. Re:Pre-owned by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would you want the inconvenience of having to schedule car time with 3 other owners? My start-up is different. I'm creating a pay-per-use model where you rent one car out of a fleet. They'll be delivered directly to your location and will come with a driver to take your car to its destination. Ready to head back? Rent another on demand! All I need is a name.

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    5. Re:Pre-owned by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. The 4-1 is just the ratio. They can grab whatever car is available. Would be a perfect pairing with a "co-living community" too!

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    6. Re:Pre-owned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-owned? Dude, trade up to pre-loved, or everyone will think your vehicle was dumped.

    7. Re:Pre-owned by mikael · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's been done - it's called car sharing clubs:

      https://www.ft.com/content/478...

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    8. Re:Pre-owned by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Nice paywall.

  8. Re:Progressive wet dream by mujadaddy · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...that's not what "progressives" want.

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  9. It is called ... by Templer421 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Poverty.

    Make 100K a year and live like you are 18 with your first apartment, all your life in SV.

    1. Re:It is called ... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Poverty.

      Make 100K a year and live like you are 18 with your first apartment, all your life in SV.

      San Francisco has always been a place where money has been turned inside out. And its mostly relative. I could have worked and lived there, and made more money, but it would all have been sucked up by that cost of living. Same goes for DC. Could have made more, spent more, and dealt with the horrible DC traffic.

      But aside from some folks thinking that this is somehow a liberal wet dream - what it really is - an example of tribalism. Most people are very social, and urban environments usually work against that, paradoxically because of too many people.

      So people are banding together in groups that are more natural for humans, and re-establishing the "Us" that humans by nature like.

      Nothing liberal about that. Some staunch anti-regulation conservative is probably still getting the rent money.

      This wouldn't become far left until a group of these folks pooled their money and bought the place themselves, moved in and set up commune rules overseen by what is likely to be a direct democratic vote.

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    2. Re:It is called ... by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      Make 100K a year and live like you are 18 with your first apartment, all your life in SV.

      Yes, you can make an informed, rational choice to do that.

      Or, you can make an informed, rational choice to live in one of any number of other places in the country where the salary to cost-of-living ratio is much higher.

      What you can't do is live exactly where you would prefer to live, under the exact living conditions you would prefer to have, for the exact amount of money you would prefer to pay.

      That's a lesson that seems hard for millennials -- and quite a few adults as well.

    3. Re:It is called ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      San Francisco has always been a place where money has been turned inside out. And its mostly relative.

      You're right about the "relative" part.
      However, before the 90's SF wasn't too bad for affordability.
      Heck, most of the 20th century in SF, it was a blue collar town...

      It really wasn't until the first dotcom bubble of the late 90's that SF and that region really started having these problems.

      The history of the bay area didn't start 20 years ago...

    4. Re:It is called ... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      That is typically a delusion of youth, so it's no surprise that millennials have it the most. Some people never outgrow it.

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  10. Re:Progressive wet dream by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...that's not what "progressives" want.

    That's funny, because it's the sum of their policies.

  11. Well screw that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To each their own, but if an area can't get rent costs under control, I'll gladly take a pay cut if it means privacy and having my own space. This fine if you are a student, but not beyond that. This sounds like an advertisement to move somewhere else.

    1. Re:Well screw that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea I tolerate the dipshits at work, I dont want to share every part of my life with them

  12. Re:Progressive wet dream by mjwx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Welcome to the progressive wet dream. Home ownership is for the 1% only (and optional).

    You've misspelled conservative. Progressives want more housing and better housing affordability.

    The rest get to live in shared housing, tied to it by monthly rent that is just high enough to ensure they can't accumulate wealth, and just low enough to ensure that anyone can get a 12x12 ft box for themselves.

    Basically you're describing Feudalism, which is definitely not progressive. Its quite the opposite. Feudalism is where the lord maintains the ownership of all the lands and the tenants (serfs and freemen) rent off the lord for a portion of their produce. The tenants, well at least the freemen are permitted to work it as they see fit as long as the lords get their tribute. This is very much a conservative wet dream who are still bitter about having to give up any of their rights to the peasantry.

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  13. Has it been patented yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it is only a matter of timr

  14. The Collective by dysmal · · Score: 1

    "We are The Collective. Your Millennials will be assimilated. Resistance is effort and will hurt your feelings. You will become one with The Collective."

  15. Here's the irony ... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    they could live better in NY, despite NY's expensive reputation. Rent an entire apartment in Queens for the price, work in corporate/healthcare/academic I.T rather than chasing the dream of making it big in an "app" "startup". (As if other cities don't have those as well.)

    Problem with Silicon Valley is congestion, lack of decent public transport, and the fact that former cities have become bedroom communities for former suburbs, leading to travel patterns not intended by planners 20-30 years ago.

    1. Re:Here's the irony ... by mr.mctibbs · · Score: 1

      This. I moved to NYC in my mid-twenties and even with the cost-of-living increase I have more disposable money, more free time, and more amenities than I did living in the southwest.

    2. Re:Here's the irony ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you'll be living in Queens and IDK about you but a lot of people rest easier knowing their belongings won't get stolen while they're out of their apartment.

      NYC is great as a place to live if you have a lot of money OR if you have low standards of living. Commuting two hours a day in a subway that smells isn't really what most people aspire to.

    3. Re:Here's the irony ... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      You sound fearful -- maybe you should buy some land in rural Montana, if you're not afraid of bears...

  16. Re:Progressive wet dream by mjwx · · Score: 0

    Would the butthurt mod please step forward. That was pretty quick, however it fails to address the point that its not a progressive attitude to limit housing affordability.

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  17. Millenial hipsters reinvented yuppies by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

    News at 11. The similarities between millennial hipsters and yuppies are significant, including the absolute hatred towards them by those that are outside the culture. I feel like I'm living the 80s all over again sometimes.

    1. Re:Millenial hipsters reinvented yuppies by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      The 80s are back. Just replace the 80s fear that the Japanese are going to take over, with the fear that the Chinese are going to take over (or AI if you are a real hipster).

    2. Re:Millenial hipsters reinvented yuppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe there could now be a mysterious murder in a Chinese corporation building in LA, and an expert of Chinese culture could lend a hand to the detectives who have to use AI to untangle the video evidence that have been tangled by an AI, so getting the help from the oh-so-unfashionable nerds. It could be even a movie, I dunno.

    3. Re:Millenial hipsters reinvented yuppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been reading too many /. articles. You are even imagining "dupes" but only because you bother to read all of them!
      Get out of the basement, and go get some sun -- it's that bright yellow orb that you see way up in the sky, FFS. Quickly before Mom calls you offering your favorite cereal, Get out while you can!

    4. Re:Millenial hipsters reinvented yuppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the progressive wet dream. Home ownership is for the 1% only (and optional). The rest get to live in shared housing, tied to it by monthly rent that is just high enough to ensure they can't accumulate wealth, and just low enough to ensure that anyone can get a 12x12 ft box for themselves. You don't need a bathroom - you can share. You certainly don't need a kitchen - you won't be doing any cooking of your own. And you surely don't need a garage because you'll use public transportation, or god forbid rent once in a while. Everything is disposable... and you're dependent on your betters for every aspect of your life. You won't even have a job of your own - you'll get free money from the government.

    Actually, it seems like the 1 percenters are the ones who benefit from this system. Is a 1 percenter a progressive?

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  19. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Conservative policies you mean.

    You cons ALWAYS project your failings on others!

  20. Fortunately ... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    the next recession and .com bust will fix rent costs in SV ... until the next bubble, of course. Seems to happen every 10 years or so, get ready.

  21. $50,000 by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    If I make $50,000 in IT in Silicon Valley can I join your co-living space?

    1. Re:$50,000 by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hell no. Dead broke people needn't apply.

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    2. Re:$50,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But .. but .. Creamier does it

  22. Re:Progressive wet dream by TheMeuge · · Score: 2

    Basically you're describing Feudalism, which is definitely not progressive. Its quite the opposite. Feudalism is where the lord maintains the ownership of all the lands and the tenants (serfs and freemen) rent off the lord for a portion of their produce. The tenants, well at least the freemen are permitted to work it as they see fit as long as the lords get their tribute. This is very much a conservative wet dream who are still bitter about having to give up any of their rights to the peasantry.

    The difference here is that instead of a ruling family you have "the government". The Soviets used to have an expression: "you own what you guard". When the government owns and controls everything, the bureaucrats own and control everything, including you. In Soviet Union, the government officials had property, income, and quality of life that far exceeded the rest, and was proportional to their position. I fail to see the difference.

    Have you been to Manhattan, San Francisco, Silicon Valley - they so-called havens of the progressives? They are far more segregated, stratified, with their high castles inaccessible to the common citizens, compared to the South, for example.

    Do not make the mistake of eating shit that's in a fancy wrapper. It's still shit.

  23. Apartment Complexes by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    The place roommates used to congregate and had places like pools, rec rooms, bars (sometimes) that roommates liked to use to hang out. I wonder when millennial decide they invented this thing called sex?

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    1. Re:Apartment Complexes by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I wonder when millennial decide they invented this thing called sex?

      That's more of an individual thing, and as far as I can tell happens with all generations. You'd think the number of children out there would give some of them a clue.

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    2. Re:Apartment Complexes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I wonder when millennial decide they invented this thing called sex?

      You mean co-itus?

  24. co-wearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no reason to stifle your clothing, keeping it cluttered up in lonely drawers and boxes while you're wearing something else. Download our co-wearing app and let people send you their spare clothing for free! Here's how it works. Take a picture of yourself and fill in a few likes and interests. Your closest peers will see your gorgeous body and will pick out their best outfits which will look amazing on you. You'll receive three sets in the mail and you get the final choice in what to wear that day. Be empowered! Not only do you not have to worry about washing clothes or mixing and matching articles, you can feel confident knowing those around you know you look good. Because they picked it! Never be criticized for your clothing again. Always fit in. Stay safe. Sign up today.

    Where's my $15 million? I have a website. The app will be released next quarter. It's a totally legit business (and sadly it could be with enough marketing behind it).

  25. Cars ... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    I own my home (and have a nice if small kitchen). I can't say that I miss owning a car though -- I can walk or bike to work and grad school these days, there's public transportation, and renting a car occasionally isn't expensive compared to the cost of minding a car. I'll probably get a used motorcycle this year and fix it up -- should satisfy my craving for motorized toys for a while.

  26. I used t olive in one of those in the 90s ... by kfh227 · · Score: 1

    .... Back when they were called dorm rooms ....

  27. Condescend a bit more, please by chispito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could the summary possibly be any more condescending? I'm fine with the occasional "SV is silly" story, but do we really need another story crapping on millennials?

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    1. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup. When there are stories like this one coming out.

    2. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As long as they keep pretending they invented the world while at the same time not getting anything accomplished, we'll keep mocking them.

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    3. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do we really need another story crapping on millennials?

      Millenial here. Yes, we do.

    4. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      The summary is spot-on, TFA is just as condescending, if not more.
      But yeah, we need stories crapping on the next generation, it helps us feel superior, just like our parents, grandparents and all our ancestors since the beginning of civilization.

    5. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we need this to remind the old farts of the monstrosity they created by being shitty parents.

    6. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Keep telling yourself that because this is the embodiment of how you raised them with your beliefs. This is the product of your parenting and your generation's selfishness and inability to pass on teachings to build a better generation after yours.

      You taught them this. And when they do away with things like social security because "**** old people", that will be your fault too.

      Quit thinking you're above this, you all are directly responsible for it.

    7. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Doesn't look like either of those things are happening. It's some writer describing a trend that's more common, and old people getting confused by what's going on.

    8. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Yes, because millennials think they're the "first" at everything, and worse they have this weird sense of entitlement like the world should bow down to their every whim.

      Millennials are IoT'd yuppies.

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    9. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Me? I don't have kids. And I made sure that kids learned what losing means. That "everyone's a winner" bullshit is what's biting us in the ass now. No, you don't deserve a medal just for showing up, show something to deserve it or get the fuck out!

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    10. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this scathing review says more about the reviewer than the subject matter.

      Insult millennials: check.
      Blame them for being both rich and spongers simultaneously: check.
      Ignore the fact that this happens with every single generation, because obviously this time it's different: check.

      By the way, there's a difference between 5 people sharing a house and 50 people sharing a large building with extra facilities. So the substance is also lacking. This article is just a vehicle for angst.

    11. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't make what he said not true (I don't have any kids).

    12. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the millennial.

    13. Re: Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Yes we do. Cuz they, the ones with history at their fingertips, are clueless when they think that they are inventing something new. See all the posts on slashdot about 'the experiment driving with "maps and roadsigns". So, as they say "so, yeah" we, for right now, the majority if non millennial adults, can point out their foibles, like getting on the down elevator as they were too busy looking at their phone, etc.

    14. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      but do we really need another story crapping on millennials?

      It's just a story - the crapping part is the millennials.

    15. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Just like the generation before them. And the generation before that. You know what the thing about millennials is? They're young. Most of us old farts prefer to remember an idealized time when we were in child's bodies with our current judgment, and did everything right.

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    16. Re:Condescend a bit more, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occasionally, it also helps the new generation open their eyes and realize that yes, other people have experienced the same things before, and no, you are not unique in the history of the world.

      Learning from the experiences of others is what helped our civilization become so advanced in the first place.

  28. Re:Progressive wet dream by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

    Is a 1 percenter a progressive?

    I was generous. It's probably 0.1-percenter, or 0.01 percenter.

    Yes they're progressive as long as they get to remain a 0.01 percenter. Just ask Jimmy Kimmel.

    The progressives in the government remain so because they realize that when the government owns everything, and they control how to distribute it, they will just distribute it according to their wants and needs.

  29. Communes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the 60's we called them communes. (except nobody actually had a job.) Peace, Love, Dope!

    1. Re:Communes by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      In the 60s, nobody had a job but everyone had good dope and somehow still managed to make ends meet.
      Today, nobody has good dope, everyone has a job and probably a second one to make ends meet.

      Where did we go astray?

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    2. Re:Communes by boudie2 · · Score: 1

      The hippies became yuppies and sold out. Free thinking is frowned upon by those in power. They want everything just like the 1950s. Forever.

    3. Re:Communes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too much dope?

    4. Re:Communes by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      I can walk into a store and buy better dope than even existed in the '60s.

    5. Re:Communes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the 60s, nobody had a job but everyone had good dope and somehow still managed to make ends meet.
      Today, nobody has good dope, everyone has a job and probably a second one to make ends meet.

      Where did we go astray?

      We let women enter the market place.. Not that they don't deserve to be there, they do, but the wast under-class is now providing twice as much labor per household to the upper class, which after a several decades of competitions has driven down wages so that 2 average people now get a similar share of GDP as one average person did early.

    6. Re:Communes by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Thai highland haze begs to differ.

      But how often did you see awesome Thai back in the day? Today almost as good weed is insanely common.

      I personally grew 10 pounds of 20%+ last summer, in my CA backyard. I've been growing for 30 years now, the main difference is less stress.

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  30. Re:Progressive wet dream by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basically you're describing Feudalism, which is definitely not progressive. Its quite the opposite. Feudalism is where the lord maintains the ownership of all the lands and the tenants (serfs and freemen) rent off the lord for a portion of their produce. The tenants, well at least the freemen are permitted to work it as they see fit as long as the lords get their tribute. This is very much a conservative wet dream who are still bitter about having to give up any of their rights to the peasantry.

    The difference here is that instead of a ruling family you have "the government". The Soviets used to have an expression: "you own what you guard". When the government owns and controls everything, the bureaucrats own and control everything, including you. In Soviet Union, the government officials had property, income, and quality of life that far exceeded the rest, and was proportional to their position. I fail to see the difference.

    And where did I advocate government ownership? Sure its better than Feudalism, but I'd still rather not have it (Communism originated from a time where Feudal lords still controlled much of eastern Europe like they did in dark age England, Feudalism in England was over before the US even existed).

    Have you been to Manhattan, San Francisco, Silicon Valley - they so-called havens of the progressives? They are far more segregated, stratified, with their high castles inaccessible to the common citizens, compared to the South, for example.

    Have you? These aren't liberal havens. The people who live in SF, Manhattan, Central London et al want to keep their property prices high and the riff raff out. They aren't progressive in any way shape or form no-matter what Fox News tells you. Why do you think multi-millionaires flock to these places to live if they're so bohemian? Clue by four, if that were true they wouldn't.

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  31. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are slightly confused and upset mujadaddy because of that misunderstanding.

    It is the Progressive dream... for YOU.
    For them, they are the ones so smart and so much better, they will have their own houses, their own cars, and whatever else they want. The will be lavished with money and gifts because they are so smart because they made your life simpler. By simpler, that means you pay far higher taxes (which they use for themselves) while they allot a small shared living space for you with public transportation.

    I'm sure many will disagree, but lets check a couple big name progressives...
    Al Gore with his HUGE house in TN and private planes taking him everywhere telling you to ride the bus and live in a smaller house to reduce your CO2 footprint.
    Clintons literally making millions in bribes while in office and then telling the middle class they shouldn't have a tax cut because of the poor. Oh yea, they also "forgot" to report their bribes on their taxes and pay tax on them until they got caught and were not given penalties by the IRS for it.

    Yea, you are correct. But the progressives think *they* will have better while they shovel you like cattle into tiny boxes, all they while they take as much of your money in taxes for the "poor and children" while they take bribes and steal your tax money for themselves. Funny thing is most voting for them will be the first in those tiny boxes (see Silicon Valley and this story and it is already happening and they still vote that way)

  32. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    ...that's not what "progressives" want.

    That's funny, because it's the sum of their policies.

    RLY? So the concept of having to live communally because you can't afford an actual place of your own is now somehow a progressive goal?

    I live in a college town where something like 4 families own pretty much everything, Students live as many per apartment as the law allows, which was brought into being because some actual progressives didn't think that 12 people shouldn't live in a small two bedroom apartment.

    And the people who own the town are pissed because you know - "regulations" . They're even rather staunch Republicans who vote straight ticket.

    We need to tell them that they are actually progressives.

    Seriously dude, that kind of logic only works down at the legion when it's 2 AM and y'all start fantasizing about taking out a second 'mendment solution on liberals. Cuz cat's and dogs will be living in sin because liberal reasons.

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  33. fix now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need a way to purge these hippy communes, government has failed us.

  34. Re:Progressive wet dream by Goldsmith · · Score: 0

    We're living in an insane moment in history where political labels and governing philosophy are extremely fluid and unrelated.

    In this very specific example of home ownership... the neo-conservative ideal of universal home ownership was the driving factor behind enabling banks to give out large loans to people who generally did not meet actuarial requirements for large loans (this was also known as bank de-regulation). That didn't work out so well, and I'm not sure you'd find a lot of self-described "progressive politicians" willing to sign up for universal home ownership as a governing philosophy today.

    High density, resource efficient, and environmentally friendly urban housing is instead the preferred model. And that implies renting... and maybe feudalism.

  35. Waddata call millenniard 'man and wife'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Co-nuptuals?

  36. Re:Progressive wet dream by kilfarsnar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Welcome to the progressive wet dream. Home ownership is for the 1% only (and optional). The rest get to live in shared housing, tied to it by monthly rent that is just high enough to ensure they can't accumulate wealth, and just low enough to ensure that anyone can get a 12x12 ft box for themselves. You don't need a bathroom - you can share. You certainly don't need a kitchen - you won't be doing any cooking of your own. And you surely don't need a garage because you'll use public transportation, or god forbid rent once in a while. Everything is disposable... and you're dependent on your betters for every aspect of your life. You won't even have a job of your own - you'll get free money from the government.

    You do realize that you have just described where our capitalist system has led and is leading us, right? Are Republicans "progressives" now?

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  37. Re:Progressive wet dream by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Your argument is literally "liberals temper the negative consequences of their policies to be the maximum allowable without revolt." It's not a win that the economy is structured that people lack the ability to control their own lives, Hell, you couldn't even move off to live in the woods if you wanted to. You don't get to opt-out of society anymore.

  38. Re:Progressive wet dream by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    I see you haven't heard of Agenda 21. No cars, warehoused in cities, the future of mankind.

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  39. But is it really a surprise? by sabbede · · Score: 1

    After all, we are in the era of the "side hustle". Which I guess is not a side-job in the same way co-living isn't "roommates".

    1. Re:But is it really a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more ironic thing is that most of these "side hustles" e.x. Uber drivers probably cost the person more than they generate. They just get it in cash before spending it on gas, brakes, tires, other car maintenance, taxes (if properly reported), car depreciation, etc.

      Its like how gamblers rationalize their self destructive behavior. People only remember when they win big and they forgot that they spent 2x as much to get that big win. So they walk around bragging about how they won $10,000 or whatever while they actually lost money.

      With Uber you are trading in your car for cash. Might as well just sell the thing rather than wasting the time and gas money to depreciate it to nothing for the same amount of money.

  40. Sounds like what families did back in the old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Multiple generations living in a home just to get by. Seems the same for this except you don't have family living with you.

  41. Re:Progressive wet dream by bsDaemon · · Score: 1, Informative

    Progressives want the US to be like the Soviet Union, so yes.

  42. Re:Progressive wet dream by sabbede · · Score: 1

    Oh, that thing both sides do so they can tell themselves that only the other side does it?

  43. More specifically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Millennials claim they have invented everything, nothing happened on earth before they were born, and what was already here is theirs to co-opt. Their parents never exposed them to anything, never let them directly experience anything, and never challenged anything they said or did. The current insanity in our society is the end result of doing this for three generations. Critical thinking, strength of character, true diversity of thought, creativity, intestinal fortitude - they are all in their death throes. Lest you think I'm a troll, those parents are my generation. We have been some of the worst parents in history, and have unleashed a crisis on the world of epic proportions. It is a problem we fail to address again and again, even though we know better. Still, no parents are perfect and yet people used to mature regardless - I honestly believe now that some millennials are approaching 40 and nothing about them has changed, that they are beyond help, and they will continue to drag the rest of us down to their level until we say 'enough'.

    1. Re:More specifically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex, drugs and rock and roll took two generations to sink in. The sdrr generation was still raised with traditional parenting and even though they may have espoused things to their children, they ultimately fall back to how they were raised. Following generations never had this luxury though and only know the new way.

  44. They didn't invent Doublespeak either by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but this sure as hell is it. Folks can't afford their own place, even into their late 20s or even 40s? Not getting on with the kind of life normal humans are expected to have? No problem, just change the name for all your social ills. A tiny apartment with 5 people crammed into it becomes co-living. Millennials now want 'experiences' instead of houses and cars. You're not single and lonely due to your crap economic position, your an independent free thinker. Now get back to work. These mansions, yachts and private jets (and accompanying private airports) aren't gonna pay for themselves.

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    1. Re:They didn't invent Doublespeak either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you almost got it, but you missed it. The one thing you didn't mention: family.

      Having "experiences" instead of houses or cars is not the real problem: the real problem is having "experiences" instead of having children.

    2. Re:They didn't invent Doublespeak either by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I guess if we replace them with automation then it all works out in the end, without having to resort to needle snakes and gorillas.

  45. Japan and history. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    English boarding schools came first. No the Papal and the Holy See beats that. But a monastery is hardly IT work. Leper colonies and penal colones probably don't fit yuppidom.

    Japan used to provide their workers cheap homes, think Sanyo, Toyota, - Volksberg in Germany, and Detroit used to be a GM town. IBM and the Manhattan project had their own town. technically a sub or an aircraft carrier is its own city. Sometime later, Silicon Valley, which was after Hollywood.

    Google and Microsoft have just figured out reducing degrees of freedom will increase their bottom line? Happy worker = productive worker. Financially stressed with job insecurity = not optimal. The coal mine model , slavery model , Army fodder model. looks like the 1950 model is coming back.

  46. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Actually, what the parent post describes is Bernie Sanders' wet dream.

  47. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The difference here is that instead of a ruling family you have 'the government'. "
    Except that in this instance "The Government" does *not* own the building. The building is owned privately by one or more of the people living there.

  48. Rich Millenials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, to be fair, co-living isn't just living with a bunch of roommates. No, it's rich millennials living with a bunch of roommates in a fancy building in a recently gentrified part of town.

    Now there's an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

  49. Community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> In startup speak, this is what is called "community."

    I believe the proper term is "co-munity".

  50. Re:Progressive wet dream by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    That's just what progressive projectionists always say.

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  51. Co-living is confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Co-living suggest cooperation which is too much asumption.

    I suggest named it "living threads".With the plus that "thread" and "threat" are close words and in reality too.

  52. Re:Progressive wet dream by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    The difference here is that instead of a ruling family you have "the government". The Soviets used to have an expression: "you own what you guard". When the government owns and controls everything, the bureaucrats own and control everything, including you. In Soviet Union, the government officials had property, income, and quality of life that far exceeded the rest, and was proportional to their position. I fail to see the difference.

    You seem to be conflating Communism with Progressivism. Or perhaps you think there are only two economic systems, so if one is not Capitalist it must be Communist. It is true that Progressives are concerned about extreme inequality, but they do not advocate that everyone should have exactly the same amount of wealth or that the state should own the means of production.

    Have you been to Manhattan, San Francisco, Silicon Valley - they so-called havens of the progressives? They are far more segregated, stratified, with their high castles inaccessible to the common citizens, compared to the South, for example.

    The dynamic you describe is wealth inequality, not Progressivism. You have noticed that the wealthy use their money to separate themselves from the lower classes. That is true no matter where they are; it is just more apparent where there is more wealth and a higher living density.

    Do not make the mistake of eating shit that's in a fancy wrapper. It's still shit.

    Indeed.

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  53. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think they would prefer the US to be like Germany or, say, Canada...

  54. Re:Progressive wet dream by DarkOx · · Score: 0

    Progressives want more housing and better housing affordability.

    Only when paying lip service to certain constituencies. As soon as one of their other constituencies claims its encroaching on the habitat of the cuddle wumpus or something, than its those awful conservatives and their hatred for anything sustainable again always trying to build stuff.

    Progressives really are just idiots who think its possible to have their cake and eat it too.

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  55. I am not a millennial .... by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    And this is exactly what I am looking for. I am a single, 40 y/o man who does not even need a space the size of a one bedroom apartment. I would like something small and studios are hard to find in my area. There is not a huge demand for them. The prices are sky high. By choice, I work in a low-skilled, fairly menial job so I would like to make my meager earnings go a little bit farther. Instead of paying almost 1,000.00 per month for this one bedroom, I could really like a 300 sq foot space with common living room and other areas. All I really need would be a kitchenette, a bed, and maybe a tiny bathroom. This is all about sustainable living from an environmental and wage standpoint.

    1. Re:I am not a millennial .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can sympathize, and I am far from a millenial. I think you almost described the last place I had on my own--it was like that in Tokyo, and the business/bank paid for that box-like quarters. The bathroom managed to squeeze in a shower but still reminded me of the restroom in a transpacific plane. After trying to raise a family, divorce, leaving Miami and everything else, I am now scouring "rooms to share" in the midwest. The best one so far is a furnished room FFS, because I will be traveling light with a laptop. Good luck mattster

    2. Re:I am not a millennial .... by mr.mctibbs · · Score: 1

      Why don't you build one? A space that small should have a trivial tax burden, so your money would go even further.

    3. Re:I am not a millennial .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this, time for the cuck shed!

    4. Re:I am not a millennial .... by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Why don't you build one? A space that small should have a trivial tax burden, so your money would go even further.

      It's an excellent idea but I don't have the means to purchase the land nor the savvy to be able to do it. Plus, I have to live in at least a suburban area because I am a security officer and most things that need security are not in the boon docks. :-(

  56. Newspeak by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    Everthing is called differently now.

    Hitchhiking is called Ubering, your granny's bed-and-breakfast is now called Airbnb, mooching off your friends is now called Couchsurfing and living with Roomates are no longer a Hippie-Commune but Co-living.

    1. Re:Newspeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... is called differently now.

      It existed before this era of self-indulgent political correctness: Poor, anti-social people were crazy; rich, anti-social people were eccentric.

    2. Re:Newspeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everthing is called differently now.

      Hitchhiking is called Ubering, your granny's bed-and-breakfast is now called Airbnb, mooching off your friends is now called Couchsurfing and living with Roomates are no longer a Hippie-Commune but Co-living.

      Well, besides the name-change, there is another common thread. For each of these newspeak names, comes a dotcom startup that mooches 5-10% (or more) off every transaction to avoid the hassle of having to communicate with another human being in natural language.

  57. Hipster Confinement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if this keeps the hipsters from interacting with the rest of us, I'm all for it!

  58. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The progressives in the government remain so because they realize that when the government owns everything, and they control how to distribute it, they will just distribute it according to their wants and needs.

    For the 99% this is not very different from the "conservative" position, where they control the government such that they keep the money in their own pockets so that *they* control the money how they see fit.

    The 1% seek to control everyone else no matter if they are conservative or progressive. The only difference is which values they want to force on you.
      Only a child thinks differently.

  59. Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by cahuenga · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember the first time I heard the term "Makers". It was as if garage tinkerers and fabricators hadn't existed before the vaguely sci-fi Makers had arrived

    And the same goes for "Tiny Houses". They are trailers people.... Ridiculously heavy and expensive trailers

    Rebranding run amok.

    1. Re:Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A yuppie wouldn't be caught living in an RV, that's for trashy people. Hence the tiny house.

    2. Re:Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think some millennials are so detached from reality because they haven't had to participate in "reality". The idea of "jobs" has become so ingrained and is so abstract from what "work" really is. Parents of these people are on average very well off. Even the poor are so well off that they don't repair their own stuff anymore hence kids don't learn that you even CAN repair and build things yourself. Some people literally are unaware that you don't have to go to a store to get things.

      Makers used to be every god damn man on the planet that did his own home/car repairs or had a friend that could help.

      Organic used to be called gardening, but then everyone spent all their money on Starbucks coffee and can't afford a yard so they have to have someone else grow it.

      Jobs used to not be so abstract. Now Jobs = I do my assigned task and collect $ and expect someone else to handle all other unrelated tasks.

      Cooking a regular meal is apparently so impressive that it is worthy of pictures and sharing with friends. Wtf. Its something people used to do around 3 times a day or 1,000 times a year. Now its practically a miracle for a millenial to cook a meal. I am sure there is some new term for cooking food too.

      Society used to be about well rounded people and families that could somewhat self sustain. These people had more knowledge than their job requirements and what was on TV/netflix yesterday. Now 90% of the people on the coasts would probably die if new shipments of food and supplies didn't appear on store shelves every day. I'm not talking about "prepping". I'm just talking basic "hmmm, what could I do about this" type skills.

      People are reinventing these words because they are SO IGNORANT that they literally don't understand basic things that every man knew by the time he was in his twenties 30 years ago. Its making me sick just thinking about this.

    3. Re:Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it just denial? Refusing to accept that you have to live in a trailer park because a "ordinary" house have become so expensive you can't afford it.

    4. Re:Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      And the same goes for "Tiny Houses". They are trailers people.... Ridiculously heavy and expensive trailers

      Rebranding run amok.

      Yep, what is old is new again. They're not always trailers and are essentially late 1800's New England cottages. Most of which have been eradicated along with other low rent living conditions during the 20th century through zoning and city codes. Plenty of people decide they don't need that much space and opt for smaller, cheaper. Plenty of people buy their land, have their little cottage and are happy with it. The business conditions, especially in SV these days, are preferential to this because it seems nobody expects their first, second, or even fifth job to be a career. It seems to be about resume padding, job hopping, and working up till they can get the career they want where they want, so temporary housing like the article talks about or small trailers that can be moved work for that process.

    5. Re:Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Hahhahaha. +5. Prefect description of the situation. It's a tower of babble like problem.

    6. Re:Co-living Makers in Tiny Houses by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yes, Great-Grandpa, but things have changed over the last century. Either try to take up or take your pills and go back to bed.

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  60. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the Koch brothers are progressive as hell, right?

  61. Re:Progressive wet dream by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

    You're such a brainwashed trumpflake rethuglikkkan tool.

    BBBBBZZZZZTTTT

    Did you hear that? The period bell just rang. Better get going to your next class. Don't want to get a citation from the hall monitor. (I've heard those things stay on your record even after you make it to high school. Don't chance it.)

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  62. Re:Progressive wet dream by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    So you are going to go with the "no true Scotsman argument".

    Sorry you need to come to grips with the fact that progressives are either stupid enough to believe their own nonsense, or cynical enough to inflict it on others. The progressive "agenda" is nothing but a bunch of pandering to groups whose actual needs are in direct conflict.

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  63. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not quite true, there is a trend towards small/micro-condo's in places like Montreal that are reasonably affordable aimed at the folks who don't wish to collect lots of stuff yet want to have "their" place... Ownership, of course, is (very) risky unless job change can occur easily without changing geographic region.

  64. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Is a 1 percenter a progressive?

    I was generous. It's probably 0.1-percenter, or 0.01 percenter.

    Yes they're progressive as long as they get to remain a 0.01 percenter. Just ask Jimmy Kimmel.

    The progressives in the government remain so because they realize that when the government owns everything, and they control how to distribute it, they will just distribute it according to their wants and needs.

    I'm not certain what on earth you are talking about.

    Trying to piece something together, there are wealthy people of all political stripes.

    The concept of "The Government owns everything" well duh. The part that most people both left and right don't take into account is someone is going to own it.

    We are now under Governance by corporatism. Corporations pay for and get proxy votes to run the country.

    If people were to actually think about it, what they have chosen is that they demand that WalMart is to run the USA rather than elected citizens.

    Now as a center right person, I'm not so certain that that is an improvement.

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  65. Re:Progressive wet dream by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Wait nope, not at all. Yes conservatives and neo-conservatives a like pushed home ownership but they did it thru favorable tax policy.

    It was progressives (who also were behind universal home ownership for a long time) who created the lending crisis. Conservatives have always hated fannie and fredy. Those were liberal/progressive inventions designed to make below market rate loans to people who were not qualified to borrow. That created a government competitor to the private industry that forced private banking to water down their own standards to continue to get business.

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  66. Re:Progressive wet dream by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

    not a progressive attitude to limit housing affordability.

    I didn't say anything about limiting affordability. I clearly stated that they would like everyone neatly stacked into little boxes... affordably.

  67. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Your argument is literally "liberals temper the negative consequences of their policies to be the maximum allowable without revolt." It's not a win that the economy is structured that people lack the ability to control their own lives, Hell, you couldn't even move off to live in the woods if you wanted to. You don't get to opt-out of society anymore.

    WalMart has taken your input into consideration and will get back to you on your fate.

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  68. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Progressives want the US to be like the Soviet Union, so yes.

    No that's part of the Republican Party Platform.

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  69. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I would think they would prefer the US to be like Germany or, say, Canada...

    Some folks would just like the country run by people who are working for citizens, not corporations.

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  70. Fix the issues, don't rebrand roomates! by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    Living near NYC, I'm not one to throw stones about expensive housing markets. But, California's real estate markets (especially around SF/SV) are a level above everything outside of Midtown Manhattan. When old, crappy houses on tiny lots start in the low million-dollar range, and 1-bedroom apartments are renting for over $4000 a month, the system needs to be fixed. Rebranding having to share a small space with "co-living companions" is not the answer. I know not everyone wants a big house and a big lawn, etc. But. people should have options.

    I know everyone says the answer is to build more skyscrapers and provide more condos, but i think the answer is actually to have companies realize they don't have to have all of their staff crammed into the same tiny area anymore. We're close enough with UC being what it is today to allow almost everyone in technology fields to work remotely.

    1. Re:Fix the issues, don't rebrand roomates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a deeper human nature flaw than can be solved with some employer policy changes. As a thought experiment: If we put everyone on a uniform, undifferentiated plane, evenly spread, how would they end up? Forget what magic it takes to achieve this, just think about how the system would unfold afterward.

      I'm afraid they would start to notice that someone seems to be a little taller than they are, jealousy would set in, and before long there would be mass scrambling and parts of the plane would be vacated while the mobs tear into each other and form a roiling mountain of suffering and discomfort. Humans have a spiteful need to not only be "on top" but to know that someone is struggling beneath them.

  71. Re:Progressive wet dream by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    Have you been to Manhattan, San Francisco, Silicon Valley - they so-called havens of the progressives? They are far more segregated, stratified, with their high castles inaccessible to the common citizens, compared to the South, for example.

    Have you? These aren't liberal havens...

    This is a joke, right? You're joking. OP made some ridiculous statements made about cities and segregation, and you're going to argue with the part that describes these cities as liberal havens?

    How could you miss the voting maps the rest of us have pored over for the last year?

  72. Why all the negativity? by orlanz · · Score: 1

    This isnâ(TM)t new to SV. Everyone before them did this. Itâ(TM)s called marketing and we all fell for it. They were called villages, towns, military posts, military bases, mining towns, factory towns, retirement homes, campuses, UGA, dormitories, roomies, friends with benefits, cube hotels, etc.

    Just 10 years ago the real estate industry was freshening up âoeThe Villageâ. You know, âoeDonâ(TM)t you want to go back to the village?â But the dirt replaced by concrete, metal, and glass; the local food replaced by expensive restaurants; the village heads replaced by an overly expensive and intrusive HOA, I mean VOA! Everything in walking distance but you need a segway. YEAH! Just like a village!

  73. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would the butthurt mod please step forward.

    That was pretty quick, however it fails to address the point that its not a progressive attitude to limit housing affordability.

    It was I, the Great UberConservativePoster, who must vehemently insist that all things liberal and progressive are dastardly and despicable, that they create all things wrong in the world, whether it be racism, warmongering, bigotry, bankruptcy, poverty, irresponsibility, inflammability, hypocrisy, ignorance, despite, adultery, debauchery, or the wretched folly that is inter-league play in Major League Baseball.

    Posted anonymously to retain my copious mods of your offensive sort. Tut-tut! Away with you sir! To the bottommost pits of rating you go!

  74. Re:Progressive wet dream by Spritzer · · Score: 0

    You seem to have forgotten that progressives believe that "we all belong to the government".

  75. Focused Rich people things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a focused rich people circle jerk to protect them from ever having to face how the real world works or ...*gasp*...opinions they don't agree with!! oh no!

    1. Re:Focused Rich people things by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      You're not exactly rich if you need roommates....

    2. Re:Focused Rich people things by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I knew a person with a high paying job who lived in a car. Until they quit one day in their 30's, bought a house with cash and never went back to work.

    3. Re:Focused Rich people things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern Western kids are coddled through their childhood, coddled at college. These "co-living" companies offer to coddle you when you graduate and get a job. Basically you pay rent to the company, they take care of all the utilities and cleaning. Think about it, useless millennial who went through 4-years at a college-managed dorm, they get a professional job in Silicon Valley, and now at least 5 different companies (google co-living and read the top 2-3 articles) are offering a service where they can move straight into a managed apartment room.

      Basically, "co-living" is the ultimate in coddling for young professional graduates used to a cloistered college environment, where everything is padded with cotton wool these days. With "co-living" you just get the app, pay the money and instant house full of similar-aged people. You don't even need social skills! No cleaning, no bills, no need to meet people, etc etc. This allows the current coddling of American youth to be extended well into their 30s. It's not a healthy development. Struggle and having to do things for yourself breeds character, an app for everything isn't good.

  76. Re:Progressive wet dream by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    I've read it. Which section are you referring to?

  77. What will they think of next? by Maritz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shoes, maybe? Perhaps they'll invent things you can put on your head if it's cold, or something.

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    1. Re:What will they think of next? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They'll call shoes: "foot helmets".

      Toothbrush: "Dental maintenance amenity" or "Bristled breath freshener".

      Door: "Controllable privacy barrier".

      Floor: "Soil-and-human boundary management system" or "Inverted ceiling".

    2. Re:What will they think of next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You forgot this.

  78. I call it "Rent Hacking" by TheNarrator · · Score: 2

    It's this super cool way where you hack your monthly rent bill by having other people live in the same house!

  79. Ugh... by XSportSeeker · · Score: 2

    Look dude, it's quite obvious you hate silicon valley and millenials, plus the idea of gentrification, but this is nothing really new nor recent, much less exclusive to millenials or silicon valley. Including the renaming of the idea or separation from stuff like frat houses, roommates or student dormitories.

    Think you are some sort of genius for making the association? Think again.

    Co-living and other shared styles of housing have been around since early 20th century in one form or another, in several different countries if you didn't know about it including Japan, Denmark, and others.
    It's far from being a Silicon Valley thing, and it's targeted towards single people who just graduated and are looking for jobs or just started working, particularly in urban areas where rent is cost prohibitive.

    And neither the idea of having ammenities in commonground areas, the gentrification part, positive spins or the general philosophy of it is anything new. It's just how the market works. This is ad targetting. It passes a specific image not only of what you should expect of the space you'll be living in, but also of people landlords are looking for in tenants.

    While some people might find this kinda fake or stupid, it's actually not. Saves a whole lot of money and time, plus it's a very effective marketing strategy. And more importantly, this isn't so dissimilar to things like stars and categorization of hotels, vacation spots, and whatnot.

    1. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whoa slow down cowboy, he's just the messenger. Rag on TFA's writer --- he had the snout that sounded snooty in the first place.

    2. Re:Ugh... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It's far from being a Silicon Valley thing, and it's targeted towards single people who just graduated and are looking for jobs or just started working, particularly in urban areas where rent is cost prohibitive.

      For some it's obviously only about sharing the cost and finding a few people you can share facilities with that don't drive you bonkers. But I think the kind of people that hate it and can't wait to get their own place find one pretty quick, even if it's more shabby and in a worse location. Quite a few people, at least in certain phases of life, seem to like low-threshold socialization where you're not going out like to a pub or a club and you're not on an event like a date but you're just chatting with people in the common area who you may or may not find some common ground with. And that's kinda part of the deal, you want to find the people who'll be social and won't be evasive or displeased when you try making contact.

      I think this is particularly true in the big cities because in a community of 100 it's strange not to talk to each other. In a community of 100k like a big city almost everyone are random strangers. Most people find some kind of club or hobby or organization where we end up in a small groups and start talking, if we don't get it through studies or work. But a lot of people don't seem to find the hook or the ice breaker to do that and end up being pretty lonely, even though they live in the middle of a city with lots of people everywhere. The most socially outwards always find social contact everywhere, no matter how they live. But in between some want to have people who go like "Hey, we're going to do/see X, wanna tag along?"

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    3. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Co-living and other shared styles of housing have been around since early 20th century in one form or another

      The worst thing about Hipsters, is they are not intelligent enough to be funny, get a joke, or realise when they have become the joke.

      Cretinous vapidity, signalling (literally) nothing.

  80. Re: Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, sorry, DarkOx,that bill of goods the right-wing conservatives tried to sell us has long been discredited.

    They were as frenetic to blame the government policies advanced by liberals and progressives as ever, especially Barney Frank and the CRA, but it was bogus. As bogus as Bernie Madoff's spreadsheets.

    It was banks and other financial institutions playing fast and loose, ignoring their own rules and good sense in pursuit of profit. They built towering values for rundown shacks, ignored their own paperwork, misrepresented the facts, and then when it came out what they were doing was going to fail, perjured themselves to get massive amounts of foreclosures in order to hold their victims hostage.

    Even with the recent revelations about Wells Fargo encouraging its own employees to lie, and you are still pushing this false narrative?

    Why don't you just keep blaming Environmentalists for how Enron caused the California power crisis, Blacks for forcing segregated schools upon themselves and Poles for being invaded by the Soviets and Nazis?

  81. Re:Progressive wet dream by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    Its lucky the world is so binary.

    This is why we can't have nice discussions anymore.

  82. Re:Progressive wet dream by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    But then we can't have an enemy. Remember liberalism = communism and conservatism = nazi. Now get in the ring!

  83. Nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SV has always had the co-bedding lifestyle.

  84. Re:Progressive wet dream by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    This is the confusing part of politics today. "Long-standing" and "right now" are really quite different. Regardless of whether you think Barney Frank or George Bush is really responsible for the critical policy, the liberals today are staying away from universal house ownership with a 10 foot pole.

    The NY Times had a great summary of the policies that led to the housing bubble. It's an easy article to find. I think Bush removing the requirement for down payments was key... but other views are valid.

    I also definitely agree with you that conservatives hated fannie and freddy, but those types of conservatives are now essentially invisible in government. It's not just the definition of "progressive" that has changed. Most of this thread is about how today's "progressive" politicians may or may not be advocating for feudalism, which is highly entertaining. To be fair, I don't look at proposals from "conservatives" in power today and recognize anything I would have considered "conservative" 20 years ago.

  85. Re:Progressive wet dream by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    "The difference here is that instead of a ruling family you have 'the government'. " Except that in this instance "The Government" does *not* own the building. The building is owned privately by one or more of the people living there.

    In right wing nut job speak you use "the government" to mean "anything I don't like".

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  86. Welcome to "The Island" by BeemanIT · · Score: 1

    All I can think of when reading that is that movie "The Island". In the end, it's all just an illusion to harvest organs.

  87. Dystopia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slavery never died.
    It just evolved.

  88. Re:Progressive wet dream by AnyoneEB · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a very clear divide between progressives and establishment democrats at the municipal level. I live in Seattle, which isn't one of the cities you list but has similar problems of officially being controlled by the "liberal" party but the municipal policy effectively greatly favoring current land-owners over renters (according to this site, 46% of the population, but likely non-citizens are overrepresented as Seattle has a lot of immigrants), homeless, and future residents.

    Because Washington state has top-two primaries (instead of Democrat and Republican party primaries), this divide is very visible in Seattle politics, especially in our mayoral race last week where the primary had the eventual winner establishment candidate Jenny Durkan with 28% of the vote and the two leading progressive candidates each with 17% of the vote (and another with 12% of the vote; if only we had ranked choice primaries...). One of the main issues was that Durkan wanted to zone for less new housing and slower. And she won in part because home owners think that increases their property values. But "increased property values" is bad for anyone who wants to live in the area who does not presently own a home.

    If you want to see progressive housing policy, look to Seattle Transit Blog calling for upzoning near any major transit route. Multiple people in the comments put forth arguments for eliminating zoning limitation on residential construction entirely. These policies are not even within the Overton window of political discourse at the level of campaigns for Seattle city positions.

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  89. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are going to go with the "no true Scotsman argument".

    So you are going to go with the "OMG, OMG, Look wats them Libbruls is doing now" argument?

    Seems pretty consistent that that is all you have to offer.

    It's not very persuasive. Rather the opposite.

    Sorry you need to come to grips with the fact that conservatives are either stupid enough to believe their own nonsense, or cynically hypocritical enough to inflict it on others. The conservative "agenda" is nothing but a bunch of pandering to groups whose actual needs are in direct conflict.

    FTFY, HTH. HAND.

  90. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High density, resource efficient, and environmentally friendly urban housing is instead the preferred model. And that implies renting... and maybe feudalism.

    Or condos. Or non-profits owning apartment building like happens in Europe. The United States obsession with privately-owned for-profit housing is a large part of why housing is so expensive, but it isn't the only way.

  91. Re:Progressive wet dream by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2

    You do realize the overwhelming majority of the 1% are liberals, right? Oh, you just ignored that for your strawman? Got it.

  92. Felix and Oscar are turning in their graves.. by NTesla · · Score: 1

    "Two men, a neat freak and a slob separated from their wives, have to live together despite their differences."

    1. Re:Felix and Oscar are turning in their graves.. by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      and the loud one works nights!

  93. Re:Progressive wet dream by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    the neo-conservative ideal of universal home ownership was the driving factor behind enabling banks to give out large loans to people who generally did not meet actuarial requirements for large loans

    I think the ideal of universal home ownership crosses political boundaries, but with regard to pressure on banks to give out loans to people who really weren't fiscally qualified, that was done by liberals and progressives in that they saw that as a way to make sure more minorities were able to get house loans on par with potential white home owners.

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  94. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because you can't afford an actual place of your own

    Look, you're just not putting the right spin on it. You're living in a commune because by sharing resources you reduce your ecological impact. By increasing population density to Tokyo levels, you reduce dependency on CO2 emitting personal vehicles. Come on, now, Bessie. Mosey on up the cow ramp to your new home!

  95. I shared my house once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With my fiancé and her hot friend. Woke up one night to find it wasn't my fiancé on top of me grinding away while my fiancé was asleep on the couch.

  96. Re:Progressive wet dream by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    So you are going to go with the "no true Scotsman argument".

    Sorry you need to come to grips with the fact that progressives are either stupid enough to believe their own nonsense, or cynical enough to inflict it on others. The progressive "agenda" is nothing but a bunch of pandering to groups whose actual needs are in direct conflict.

    Or you're going to have to just deal with that when you try and divide everything into one of two groups that are supposed to diametrically opposed to each other, that you're usually going to fail. The world is complex and doesn't work cleanly like that. Hell, there are multiple definitions for things like "liberal" or "conservative" that differ by context and even then not everybody is on the same page about them let alone all features associated with them.

  97. Re:Progressive wet dream by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

    No, shared housing is a great way to save money. And learn to live with other people.

  98. Which is why I left the Silicon Valley by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 2

    A six-figure salary, and you have to resort to room sharing in order to be able to live there. Thanks but, no, thanks. I'll earn less somewhere where I can get my own home and a decent standard of living.

  99. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are Republicans "progressives" now?

    Acutally, yes. The GOP is a total failure.

  100. Re:Progressive wet dream by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

    If you drop three marbles off a building in 1 second intervals, the gap between marble 1 and 2 will always grow faster than the gap between marbles 2 and 3. And the distance between the marbles will continue to accelerate. Now apply this to a growing economy. No matter how large the gap gets, the marbles will still hit the ground exactly 1 second apart.

  101. Have you ever been to Mumbai, Tokyo, Hong Kong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen hindi movies in 70s showing multiple couples sharing a single residence in Mumbai because they can't afford rent. I myself grew up in a house (if you can call it that) which had 8 people and less than 100 sq ft space (no, there is no typo anywhere in this statement).

  102. I wish by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

    The 80's were fun and a lot less negativity - except for the whole cold war thing. Although people seem to be down with starting that up again. Seems very watered down and a half hearted attempt. And NK, please. Not the same thing as the largest country on earth pointing 50,000 ICBMs at each other

  103. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  104. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow this contributes so much to the conversation! Amazing.

    -- I would like everyone to know that the above poster, Chris Dale Reimer, aka cdreimer, aka creimer, aka fatty discusses obtaining child brides with an unusual regularity. I personally would not allow him near children.

  105. SV wants YOU to think it invented "the world" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it only invented YOUR world.

    Sucker.

  106. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ACs discussed child brides in 50+ comments yesterday. What a bunch of perverts!

  107. Another idiot idea to by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    charge you with.

  108. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fat man wakes up at 4AM to "train" his trolls
    his trolls get up at 8 and eat breakfast
    His name is Chris

  109. sense of entitlement by doctorvo · · Score: 0

    To be fair, for people who think that at age 30, they are entitled to a 3000 sq ft home in the center of Mountain View, within walking distance of both work and shops, the idea of having to get a "roommate" is indeed an "innovation" of sorts.

  110. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey now, it took a shit ton of decisions to take us where we are now. I'd be remiss to mention that massive immigration (both illegal and visa workers) have driven down wages. Business owners want cheap, compliant workers, while certain politicians see their electoral futures. Illegals don't seem to mind being packed like sardines into tiny houses, so that can't be helping.

    The current tax proposal in Congress (change tax-free home sales from two years to five) should discourage flipping, hopefully. That might help with home prices.

  111. in Russia they use to call it kolkhoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not invention, but stolen idea from communist Russia and re-branded as silicone valley cool thing...

  112. Re:Progressive wet dream by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    with regard to pressure on banks to give out loans to people who really weren't fiscally qualified, that was done by liberals and progressives

    What are you on about now? I presume you're not referring to the CRA, since it contains the phrase "...consistent with the safe and sound operation of such institutions." which I don't interpret as meaning anything like that.

    they saw that as a way to make sure more minorities were able to get house loans on par with potential white home owners.

    It's a scientific fact that they prefer sleeping under the trees in the park because it reminds them of the jungle, right?

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  113. Cancer? Closure! by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

    "Cancer..., now there we have a branding problem. You don't want that, cancer is expensive.
    I got it! 'Closure'!
    Congratulations! You've got Closure! Now you can freely spend your savings, and enjoy your days of Closure to the fullest!

  114. HOA by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

    So, they invented the Single-home HOA?

  115. Re:Progressive wet dream by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    If you drop three marbles off a building in 1 second intervals, the gap between marble 1 and 2 will always grow faster than the gap between marbles 2 and 3.

    I'm not sure what that proves, other than that things generally don't fall up.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  116. Re:Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that you have just described where our capitalist system has led and is leading us, right? Are Republicans "progressives" now?

    You're not getting it.

    Progressive (n.) - Someone who holds any of the values I dislike and therefore wants to make the world into an imaginary unworkable "utopia" in their view.

    That's the closest definition I could come up with for what that word apparently means in this thread.

  117. Miserable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail because you have an axe to grind.

    The Swedes aren't miserable, that would be the Finns. And the Finns are miserable not because of external economic or social factors, they are miserable because that's the national culture! Finnish misery all comes from within and not from without.

    The Swedes, Norwegians and Danes are cheery by comparison.

  118. Cohabitation anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We used to call living with someone else "cohabitation." That's a good word.

    Under special circumstances also referred to as "living in sin."

  119. CREIMER CONTINUES TO DEFEND CHILD MARRIAGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anything we can do to neutralize this threat to our children?

    1. Re:CREIMER CONTINUES TO DEFEND CHILD MARRIAGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer is a threat mostly to himself. If he isn't eating himself to an early grave, his wanton shitposting on here will eventually get to HR, then he'll be homeless. 50K$ a year in Silicon Valley doesn't make for a big emergency buffer.

  120. bad enough sharing bathroom with your own family by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    It's bad enough sharing a bathroom with your own family ... what kind of masochists are you??

  121. Re:Progressive wet dream by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

    Ah, so "progressive" is "anything I don't like". If conservative policies lead to outcomes you don't like, then "they were progressives all along, and I don't have to face the fact that I was wrong".

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  122. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I belong to the government in the same way I belong to a certain charitable organization. Neither of them owns me.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  123. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Ah, another person who doesn't know anything about what Sanders wants, but finds it more convenient to make it up. There were lots of them during the campaign.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  124. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Progressives would like you to have had a better education, so you could read and comprehend better.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  125. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Not so much the Soviet Union as Fascist Italy. The Soviets wouldn't have put up with what the Republicans want.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  126. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Look, you come up with your own dreams, because you really suck at projecting ours. US Progressives want people to be able to afford things, including better housing. We'd like workers to share more in the productivity improvements of the last few decades.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  127. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    We're going with the "no true Scotsman" argument and not consider those Germans you included in the mix.

    When there's a group of people who share something and call themselves by some name, an outsider trying to stretch the name to include others for rhetorical purposes is being intellectually dishonest.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  128. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    They tend to be Democrats. Since 1992, that hasn't been synonymous with "liberals".

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  129. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    This completely fails to explain the actual lending that took place. If you, as a lender, could arrange a mortgage, you could sell it to someone who'd divide the income streams up into tranches and sell them off to somebody else. There were plenty of places offering mortgages that had absolutely no intention of keeping any of them. This was all justified because the rising price of housing would mean that, when the foreclosure occurred, the mortgage holder would be left with a more valuable house, and the mortgage holder wouldn't be too bad off (not that anyone cared about the little guy).

    I worked on mortgage performance modeling at that time. One of the parameters was how fast housing prices were going to go up, and some runs were done with no increase in housing prices.

    Really, if someone can issue a mortgage that's mostly worthless and sell it for cash, the mortgage is going to be issued. It wasn't a matter of needing to lower standards, it was a matter of making money by lowering standards.

    I don't know how the whole edifice was constructed, where everybody made money while the mortgage holder paid pretty much nothing, but I doubt it was done by liberals or the government.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  130. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you stopped raping your 12 roommates?

  131. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I think the ideal of universal home ownership crosses political boundaries,

    Pretty much, yes. It's always been part of the American Dream, at least until recently.

    , but with regard to pressure on banks to give out loans to people who really weren't fiscally qualified, that was done by liberals and progressives

    Nope. That was business, pure and simple. Institutions were able to make the worst possible mortgage deals and sell what they'd done. If you're not going to keep the mortgage, why do you care if the mortgagee has no income stream and no assets aside from the marijuana? That would become somebody else's problem, presumably whoever bought the mortgage, but it got a lot more complicated.

    You can't openly reward sleazy behavior and expect not to get it. (Well, you can if you're stupid.) If you'll pay me ten thousand dollars for a couple of days' work setting up something I know will fail, why shouldn't I?

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  132. Three's company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Come and knock on our door, we'll be waiting for you!

  133. "Co-living" is worse than room-mates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, "co-living" companies such as HubHaus and similar companies *own* the house, they charge rent per room and service them like a hotel. It's just an expensive boarding house where you don't get any any say on who else rents. It's not like an Uber or AirBNB type sharing app.

    Basically this is a move towards corporate rental landlords, but trying to make it sound hip and modern. "Co-living" is in fact an Orwellian euphemism to make it sound nice and friendly rather than an alarming thing where people lose more control over how they live.

  134. Rich millennials? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    Contradiction much? Millennials as a generation as flat fucking broke.

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    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  135. The youth of toady... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you believe these young people? 'Millenials' I believe you call them, disparagingly. Can you believe them wanting to get together in a community of 'liberal' values, people who want to separate themselves from the 35% of Trump-voting, self-described 'patriots'? Wanting to separate themselves from the almost 40% of Australians just voted against gay marriage?

    The youth of today have no respect and should get off my lawn. This has never happened before this point. We are surely the first to criticise the next generation. Outrageous!

    Everything is ruined!

  136. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Not so much the Soviet Union as Fascist Italy. The Soviets wouldn't have put up with what the Republicans want.

    It is one of those strange things in that outside of some of the details, far right and far left start to look very much alike. Only there is almost no far left in the USA these days.

    Stand by for a barrage of howaboutism.

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  137. Re:Progressive wet dream by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    because you can't afford an actual place of your own

    Look, you're just not putting the right spin on it. You're living in a commune because by sharing resources you reduce your ecological impact. By increasing population density to Tokyo levels, you reduce dependency on CO2 emitting personal vehicles. Come on, now, Bessie. Mosey on up the cow ramp to your new home!

    Ugh! Nightmare fuel for me. I like the idea of a world with about a quarter of the population that it has now.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  138. Re:Progressive wet dream by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    Right, you have no argument so just passively aggressively insult the opposition. You don't even have balls.

  139. bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is how virtual bubbles turn into live bubbles.

  140. Roommate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roommate was always a problem. In college, we often did have someone living in the same room. Working in Silicon Valley though, mostly it's families in the same room, not strangers lumped together by housing. Strangers share a house, but not the same room. This didn't have its own word until now. Co-living is a pretty lousy word for it though.

  141. Gotta Make Unaffordable Housing Sound Good by wallsg · · Score: 1

    You have to make housing that costs so damn much that even professionals need roommates to afford it sound good somehow. So drop the term "roommates" and had some cool-sounding made up euphemism and now it's GOOD that you can't afford your own apartment or house.

    Seriously, how housing prices be sustained in places where you can only afford to buy a house when you already have one there to sell?

  142. Oh my, the emperor's new clothes ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... are just simply FABulous.

    Holy crap, narcissism has become endemic in the tech industry. I miss the money, but I am so happy to have gotten out of the culture.

  143. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sig is out for a fag.

    Hilarious sig, creimer! I LOLed!

    For those who don't get it. "Fag" is an offensive term for gays that only a hateful idiot would say unironically. BUT (and this is where the joke comes in) it also means "cigarette" in England!

    So it's kind of like a pun, except there's no clever second meaning to the sentence because nobody was talking about cigarettes. Really it's just an excuse to say "fag" in a sig, but it's all done in fun.

  144. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it means even his sig has more sex than creimer!

  145. Re: Progressive wet dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How's the air pollution in Beijing today, comrade Wang?

  146. I thought Roommates meant something different by Rande · · Score: 1

    When I was growing up, 'Roommates' meant people actually sleeping in the same bedroom - bunkbeds optional.
    People sharing a house but not bedrooms were called 'Flatmates'.

    So for quite some time, I'd turn down offers to be roommates because I snore and I don't want to be murdered in my sleep by someone a few feet away.

  147. Re:Progressive wet dream by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    It all depends. As one who believes in democracy and somewhat limited capitalism, and believes the individual to be the important thing, they all look like collectivist dictatorships to me. If I believed in collectivism and dictatorship, I'd see the nuances.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes