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Spam Is Back (theoutline.com)

Jon Christian, writing for The Outline: For a while, spam -- unsolicited bulk messages sent for commercial or fraudulent purposes -- seemed to be fading away. The 2003 CAN-SPAM Act mandated unsubscribe links in email marketing campaigns and criminalized attempts to hide the sender's identity, while sophisticated filters on what were then cutting-edge email providers like Gmail buried unwanted messages in out-of-sight spam folders. In 2004, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates told a crowd at the World Economic Forum that "two years from now, spam will be solved." In 2011, cybersecurity reporter Brian Krebs noted that increasingly tech savvy law enforcement efforts were shutting down major spam operators -- including SpamIt.com, alleged to be a major hub in a Russian digital criminal organization that was responsible for an estimated fifth of the world's spam. These efforts meant that the proportion of all emails that are spam has slowly fallen to a low of about 50 percent in recent years, according to Symantec research.

But it's 2017, and spam has clawed itself back from the grave. It shows up on social media and dating sites as bots hoping to lure you into downloading malware or clicking an affiliate link. It creeps onto your phone as text messages and robocalls that ring you five times a day about luxury cruises and fictitious tax bills. Networks associated with the buzzy new cryptocurrency system Ethereum have been plagued with spam. Facebook recently fought a six-month battle against a spam operation that was administering fake accounts in Bangladesh, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, and other countries. Last year, a Chicago resident sued the Trump campaign for allegedly sending unsolicited text message spam; this past November, ZDNet reported that voters were being inundated with political text messages they never signed up for. Apps can be horrid spam vectors, too. Repeated mass data breaches that include contact information, such as the Yahoo breach in which 3 billion user accounts were exposed, surely haven't helped. Meanwhile, you, me, and everyone we know is being plagued by robocalls.

154 comments

  1. Despite Bill Gatesâ(TM) lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it never stopped. He said he doesnâ(TM)t see it, but he wouldnâ(TM)t since Iâ(TM)m sure he has someone screen his mail.

    1. Re: Despite Bill Gatesâ(TM) lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but Gates isnâ(TM)t a liar or a crook.

    2. Re:Despite Bill Gatesâ(TM) lies... by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      it never stopped. He said he doesnâ(TM)t see it, but he wouldnâ(TM)t since Iâ(TM)m sure he has someone screen his mail.

      Ignoring the broken unicode indicating you are an irredeemable Apple user, you are somewhat correct, he actually has 3 secretaries dedicated to reading his email (at least as of 2008, my knowledge may be a bit dated on the matter.)

    3. Re:Despite Bill Gatesâ(TM) lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      offtopic - unicode indicating Apple user? Why? I use Slashdot from Safari (mobile and desktop) all the time and don't get the problems seen above.

    4. Re: Despite Bill Gatesâ(TM) lies... by gnick · · Score: 2

      Bill G is a very generous man. He's going to pay me $.25 every time I forward the email I just got from him.

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    5. Re:Despite Bill Gatesâ(TM) lies... by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Only Apple users are pretentious enough to use non-English characters on the American internet.

  2. When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And it's a spam caller, I set the phone down and wait for the call to end. Make those guys use some of their resources.

    1. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not let them talk to a robot for awhile?

    2. Re:When I answer my phone by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And it's a spam caller, I set the phone down and wait for the call to end. Make those guys use some of their resources.

      I receive more and more calls that are voice-recognition bots. They ask questions, and are programmed to respond to the replies. If I go "off script" and start asking questions or giving nonsensical replies, they will loop a few times and hang up. They will also loop and then hang up if I just stop replying.

      If your caller is one of these bots, then they aren't using any human time. If you want to cost them, you need to give a few "right" answers so you can be transferred to a human.

      These bots are clearly the future of robo-calls. They will get more sophisticated, and it will get harder and harder to tell that you aren't talking to a human. The obvious countermeasure is to have your own bot answer your phone and screen your calls before passing them on to you.

    3. Re:When I answer my phone by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The obvious countermeasure is to have your own bot answer your phone

      That's what I do. If I don't recognize the number, I'll let the answering machine take the call.

    4. Re:When I answer my phone by ls671 · · Score: 1

      I have a personal database of spam callers and when such a number calls, I just pretend the phone rings but it doesn't. After a while, they are sent to a spammer voicemail box that sounds just like my real one. I review this voicemail box once in a while just in case since I also send anonymous caller there.

      I have a special number that I only give to people I know that have anonymous showing up as their callerID. They need to enter a special code on top of this to join me.

      I don't answer when I don't recognize the callerID and often add the number to the blacklist if relevant after they leave a voicemail or I search in Internet databases for well known spammers.

      Pretty easy to do when you run your own VOIP switch. I wonder why phone companies don't offer the same functionality to their customers.

      I don't give my cell phone number to anybody. The VOIP switch just makes the cell phone ring when it deems it is a valid call.

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    5. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better: I discovered a lot of the robocalls respond to DTMF tones. If pressing * or # gets the recording to repeat itself you can use Audacity to generate the proper DTMF tone at the proper interval, set it to loop, and just leave the phone next to the speaker. I've had some take as long as twenty minutes to disconnect. I love eating up their minutes.

    6. Re:When I answer my phone by sucko · · Score: 0

      jesus christ, are you boring.

    7. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep, I started screening all my calls as well.

      One interesting tid-bit, is they seem to like to match my area code, and the first 3 digits of my number when calling, I guess to make the number look more authentic? To me it's a suspicious coincidence that tips me off.

      Here's the funny thing though:
      I let it go to my machine, and my message is setup to piss people off.
      "Hello? ... ... ... I'm not here right now... etc."
      Before I set it up my voice mail, they would just hang up if it went to VM. Now I often times get messages from them, usually going through their pre-programed bit.
      It's pretty funny.

    8. Re:When I answer my phone by Rakarra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One interesting tid-bit, is they seem to like to match my area code, and the first 3 digits of my number when calling,

      I have noticed this quite a bit as well. My default assumption now when I see my area code and the first 3 digits of number on CallerID is that it's a spam call, and I don't answer. The call-number spoofing problem has gotten out of hand.

    9. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The obvious countermeasure is to have your own bot answer your phone and screen your calls before passing them on to you.

      Or you could, as I do, just unleash a torrent of insults immediately after picking up the phone, regardless of being a human or bot.

    10. Re: When I answer my phone by peragrin · · Score: 2

      I do the same as I have moved 4 different times since I received my cell number. So unless it comes up as family I ignore it.

      Each time I moved it was to a new area code.

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    11. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The call-number spoofing problem has gotten out of hand.

      This bothers me quite a bit. I had a client who had their main line spoofed, and some spam callers were using their number to advertise similar services under a similar name, for what reason, I'm unsure. But it hurt their businesses reputation in the process, and unfortunately there isn't much you can do to stop it.

    12. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:When I answer my phone by InterGuru · · Score: 2

      I set my default ring to silent, and only give an audible ring to those I know. If I ignore a genuine call they can leave me a voicemail. I put ignored calls on my auto-refect list.
      I wish Verizon would allow two default rings, one for callers on your contact list, and one for other callers.

    14. Re:When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here guys at the frat house love you. Every time we call, you lose your shit. Its a hoot. We have your number taped next to the phone downstairs.

    15. Re:When I answer my phone by gman003 · · Score: 2

      That's why I answer calls from unrecognized numbers in Classical Latin. Nobody programs bots for it. Hell, nobody programs PEOPLE for it - it's not in their script anywhere.

      And it's a really beautiful language for telling people to go fuck themselves in.

    16. Re: When I answer my phone by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      whitelist. Unless I know you already, you are a spammer.

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    17. Re: When I answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sue them for falsifying caller id? Unlawful representation, similar to a fake signature.

    18. Re:When I answer my phone by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Do tell, "How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"

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    19. Re:When I answer my phone by gman003 · · Score: 1

      It's mostly that Latin has a bunch of different words for "fuck", not just one, and they vary by "configuration". It's like if we had words for "ass-fuck" and "face-fuck" without having a general "fuck".

      So one might say "pedica se", to tell them to go fuck their own ass (with an implication of pederasty), or "irruma sororem tuum", to tell them to go skull-fuck their sister (or possibly cousin, because the Romans had weird priorities when it came to giving things words). You've also got "cevere" for "get fucked in the ass", and of course "futuere" for "fuck a cunt" (and the corresponding "crisare" for the female act), because the Romans did have to occasionally have to have reproductive sex and not just fun.

      (Although, that quote you said gave me an idea for the next call I get. To recite in my best Church Latin: "In illo tempore, dixit Iesus hoc parabulus discipulis suis: vir erat, quo interrupebat cenam aliorum, sperarem defraudare. Illo vir erat malus, et in laco stercoris aestuabit ad diem iudicamentem. Amen.")

    20. Re:When I answer my phone by vlueboy · · Score: 2

      Would love to get a dialer option to reject the low-hanging fruit that is (xxx)yyy-nnnn with a single checkbox. Unfortunately phone companies make some cash on blocking features such as autoblock hidden numbers (aka private callers) and that's something I've only seen on landline providers anyway. My cell company used to have a web-customizable SMS spam blacklist but it mysteriously went away

      Sucks that I also can't blacklist numbers until AFTER they've called... Regex functionality would be nice, and the best I can do is create a single contact to pile up unwanted numbers after the fact, then block the contact once. This fails on account of the (xxx)yyy-nnnn system because nnnn gives them almost 10000 random numbers that I can't be expected to manually block ahead of time

    21. Re:When I answer my phone by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I like Catullus' novem continuas fututiones.

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    22. Re:When I answer my phone by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      > The obvious countermeasure is to have your own bot answer your phone and screen your calls before passing them on to you.

      LOL... if I had some robot screening my phone calls when I call my friends, they wouldn't be my friends anymore.. seriously... only a nerd can think of something like this and get away with it.

    23. Re:When I answer my phone by ls671 · · Score: 1
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  3. "Scam Likely" calling.... by magarity · · Score: 2

    Does anyone else get these a lot on their cell? It seems as if Mr. Likely calls me daily. I wish I could just block him but he changes number frequently.

    1. Re:"Scam Likely" calling.... by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      I believe that's a feature of the T-Mobile network. I don't know how it works, but I like it!

    2. Re:"Scam Likely" calling.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Report them. (I assume you're in the US.)

      It's better if you have put your number on the Do Not Call registry, but as I understand it, if you get robocalls from people trying to sell you things, you can report them even if your number is not on the Do Not Call registry.

      With the online form, it takes all of a couple of minutes to report the number. Given that the fine can be tens of thousands of dollars *per call*, you can let the FTC do the digging with respect to tracking down the changing numbers. (Even if your info doesn't help track them down, it helps to up the financial penalties when they do get caught.)

    3. Re:"Scam Likely" calling.... by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      I believe that's a feature of the T-Mobile network. I don't know how it works, but I like it!

      Some people have apparently even mis-credited Apple for the feature.
      Unfortunately all these features ("Scam ID" and "Scam block" and "Name ID") require a post-paid plan to work - https://explore.t-mobile.com/c...

      Their Prepaid service has a static monthly price tag but lacks Visual voicemail and the above features.

  4. wall of text by sucko · · Score: 0

    why no paragraphs?

    1. Re:wall of text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Paragraphs went the same way as capitalisation, apparently.

  5. Oh? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    I never knew it decreased. When I check, I see that I still get tons, but my spam filters keep it at bay for the most part. If anything, the new kind (random phone calls on my cell/mobile everyday) is even worse than the old kind.

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  6. I hardly ever see spam in gmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but on my work email on outlook I get about 20 spam emails a day that make it through whatever filters they have set up.

  7. e-receipts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the rise of e-receipts in the last few months, I'm not really surprised. Sure, they're more environmentally friendly, but being emailed a receipt for the t-shirt you just bought is basically just being asked to be spammed.

    A friend of mine bought a pair of shoes and they asked if he wanted his receipt emailed to him. He asked if they'd spam him and was assured he wouldn't be. He then spelt out his email address and the shop assistant then double checked that he didn't want to be added to their mailing list.

    Of course he doesn't want to be added to the mailing list, he wants the receipt for the shoes, and nothing else!

    1. Re:e-receipts by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      That's why one has throwaway addresses, be it foo+bar@gmail.com, or aliases on your own domain, so you can pinpoint which group of schlubs decided to break their pinky promise of not spamming, as well as to just delete the alias or filter it to /dev/null. Some places, I just use mailinator.

      You just have to assume that if you give your phone or E-mail address out, it will be hawked to third parties and spammed to Hell and gone.

    2. Re:e-receipts by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      This is why I never ask for an ereceipt. The amount of paper used is trivial, and it keeps my email address off of their spam list.

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    3. Re:e-receipts by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Why TF would anyone want an email receipt? I was taken aback when I was first asked if I wanted one, it is so obviously for collecting addresses for spam. It surely takes longer for you to give them your email address than it does for them to give you a paper receipt anyway.

  8. Pay me to read it. by Kludge · · Score: 1

    We need a micropayment system where all messages contain some payment. I then set my email reader to only preserve messages that contain at least 10 cents. My friends can pony up that money if they want me to read something.

    And do not post the "why your email solution won't work" check list. That is perfect being the enemy of good.

    1. Re:Pay me to read it. by Wootery · · Score: 2

      Get Google to implement it with Google Pay, and integrate it into Gmail. Other email services could opt-in using secure payment tokens in email headers.

      The micropayments should roughly balance... just not for spammers.

      Emails which don't include a micropayment can continue to be spam-filtered as usual.

    2. Re:Pay me to read it. by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >And do not post the "why your email solution won't work" check list.

      So you already know your solution won't work, you've been told many times, and yet you still propose the same, unworkable solution.

      Why?

    3. Re:Pay me to read it. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      What happens when the spammers have a larger email budget than your friends?

    4. Re:Pay me to read it. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Then I actually will get rich quick from their stupid schemes.

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    5. Re:Pay me to read it. by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1

      Great idea! You first. Set up a server and start by paying other people to read your E-Mail.

      I'll wait.

    6. Re:Pay me to read it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your post advocates a

      ( X ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( X ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      ( ) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      ( X ) Extreme profitability of spam
      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( X ) The amount of wealth spammers have to use.
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
      been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      ( X ) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      ( X ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
      house down!

    7. Re:Pay me to read it. by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      We sort of have that with Outlook creating a postmark which served as a proof of work. However, with spammers having plenty of CPU cycles available, this seems to have been phased out.

      What might be interesting might be a proof of work system with a very small granularity, so one could mine a unit of currency with a relatively small amount of CPU spent, and then send that as part of the E-mail. That way, one could set E-mail thresholds fairly easily, and even if the message was crap, it at least added something to your wallet.

  9. The Road Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates book from the late 90s talked about attaching money to messages.
    You could set a filter to discard anything with less than X amount of money attached.
    A friend might attach $20 to make sure they reach you and you might give it back to be nice.
    But spam operators? Thank you for the cash!

    Why don't we have this yet?

    1. Re: The Road Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it would suck. Very often I email people who then call me on my phone (or even reply by post!). Money gone each time.

  10. Time for CAN-SPAM 2.0 Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes Congress. Please update this law. Get rid of the "unsubscribe" loophole that allows marketers to track you on a DIFFERENT channel (the web) if you are dumb enough to click.

  11. A modest proposal by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    Retrain DEA agents to go after spammers.

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    1. Re:A modest proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the pothead.

    2. Re:A modest proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware there are more drugs than marijuana, correct?

    3. Re:A modest proposal by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

      Alcoholic, but nice try. :p

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    4. Re:A modest proposal by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Cool, you found a pothead. But are you going to vote for him yet? Or do we have to have things get a little more fucked up before you finally switch?

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    5. Re:A modest proposal by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You should switch. You'll live longer.

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    6. Re:A modest proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retrain DEA agents to go after spammers.

      They ARE the spammers.

  12. I seem to keep it at bay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No social medial account, burner emails for quick things, and I don't give my email to companies. I get 3 to 5 emails in spam folder a day and might receive 1 robo call or txt a month. My work phone is a nightmare, but meh!

  13. Spam volume down on my server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I administer the spam filter / email relay at work and our spam volume is one one-hundredth what it was in 2010. So that's at least antidotal evidence that spam volume is down.

    1. Re:Spam volume down on my server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as the article says, it's new forms of spam - social media, text messages, etc - that are on the rise, not traditional email spam. Email spam is definitely reduced, although some people still manage to get on some problem mailing lists that still produce a steady flow.

    2. Re:Spam volume down on my server by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I administer the spam filter / email relay at work and our spam volume is one one-hundredth what it was in 2010. So that's at least antidotal evidence that spam volume is down.

      As a mail server admin, my observation is that spam is perhaps slightly down, but scams are rising. Almost all sent through botnets.

      What has helped me the most is scoring e-mail based on which countries the e-mails are relayed through, and what timezone they were apparently sent from, and where URLs lead to.
      The currently worst ratio of spam/scam to legitimate e-mail are:
      Timezones: +0530, +0800, +0700, +0300, +0200
      Relay countries: CN, DE, IN, AR, IR
      URL countries: DE, GB, RU, AR, CN

      So if you get an e-mail sent from India (+0530), relayed through Argentina, and with an URL in Russia, chances are almost parity that it's spam or a scam, and that you can firewall the connecting host for a year with no ill effects.

  14. Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Entropius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Junk paper mail -- the local grocery stores all sending out circulars to "current resident" telling me how much ham costs -- is a worse plague than anything electronic. There are no laws against it (since the USPS gets cash from the spammers), there's no way to filter it (since it's physical), you're required to constantly check it (or else the box gets full and USPS gets butthurt), and you can't stop using that communication channel (since the government uses it, and if you don't get their shit then they get butthurt and they have guns).

    I suspect that the drain on the environment from paper spam is orders of magnitude higher than for e-spam, too.

    1. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Paper spam at least can be useful for tinder, protecting surfaces while doing dirty work, stuffing into shoes and many more. Can't say the same for electronic spam.

    2. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by tquasar · · Score: 1

      My trash and recycling cans are near my mailbox, I subscribe to several magazines and one newspaper. The junk mail goes directly into the trash. The USPS has a special rate for junk mail, bulk rate that costs much less than what you or I pay to mail a letter or bill. So I pay twice-once for the junk subsidy and again for a 49 cent stamp. Screw that. https://pe.usps.com/businessma... .

    3. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1 simple law and a sticker on the mailbox solve this problem effectively. http://community.expatica.com/...

    4. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by sinij · · Score: 2

      Have you tried "Please no junk mail" label in/on your mail box?

    5. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I've tried talking to the post office and mail carrier. They insist that they are being paid to deliver junk mail and that no action on my part can make them stop delivering it.

    6. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Congrats to the Dutch for actually making a solution to this.

    7. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by technothrasher · · Score: 2

      I solved this problem by physically removing my mailbox, and having all my mail sent to my office. I still get crappy catalogs and occasional credit card offers, but all the bulk mail junk is gone as they don't deliver it to business addresses. But I do now have to constantly explain to exasperated people that I'm not some kind of Ted Kaczynski style freak simply because I have no mailbox at my house.

    8. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by sinij · · Score: 1

      I think additional social engineering could help you find a solution. Is it possible for you to have two mail boxes, one for junk mail and one for addressed letters? Perhaps they would do sorting for you?

    9. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least physical junk mail costs the sender actual money.

      The problem with spam is that the marginal cost per recipient is zero. Which is why I get spam from wannabe web designers in frickin' Malaysia. At least when I get junk in my physical mailbox, it comes from a store that I could theoretically visit.

    10. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I actually like getting the junk mail. More than once I have seen something in the junk mail that has caused me to go to a different supermarket that's further away because they have meat or other things at a significantly cheaper price than either of my local supermarkets.

    11. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Trogre · · Score: 2

      It's like your entire country has never heard of No Junk Mail stickers.

      Amazing.

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    12. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by barrygrommit · · Score: 1

      I get two types of junk mail: local (from super markets, local businesses, etc) and national (jewelery, clothes, etc). Both types include a phone number to call to get removed from these mailings. I tried. It worked. No more junk mail.

    13. Re:Junk mail is worse than any e-spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a problem. A "no junkmail" sticker on the mailbox works for me. Haven't got junkmail in nearly a decade.

  15. Door Knockers Too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AT&T knocks on my door about every other month trying to sell AT&T U-Verse. I cut all ties with AT&T years ago because their ISP sucks. I wrote them to stop the telemarketing, and received a response verifying I'm on their do not contact list, and put a NO SOLICITING sign on the front door. Those fucktards still knock on my door even after telling them all of the above. Worse than Jehovah's Witnesses.

  16. Spam never went away by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Informative

    The spam never changed much, we just put more money and time into pushing it away. Now those efforts are failing in more obvious ways - the ways that those of us who were paying attention knew would happen.

    Filtering cannot solve the spam problem, as it only creates a race to the bottom of the signal:noise ratio. Spammers keep working on ways to get around filters by changing how they craft their messages; eventually making it so that more emails that should pass are not - at which point people start to complain that the filters aren't working.

    Similarly, law enforcement cannot solve it either unless there is a single set of international laws against it that apply to all people equally regardless of where they or their targets are. Obviously this will never happen. People call for all kinds of terrible things to be done to spammers but not only will that not happen it won't make the situation better as there is a nearly endless supply of spammers out there ready to fill the void.

    The only thing that works is to approach spam as the economic problem that it is. We need to stop pretending that spammers send out spam to piss people off; that is one of the dumbest lies on the internet. Spammers send out spam to make money. If you don't want spam, you need to do something to prevent spammers from getting paid. Cut off their cash flow and they go on to doing other things with their botnets instead.

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    1. Re:Spam never went away by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

      The only thing that works is to approach spam as the economic problem that it is. We need to stop pretending that spammers send out spam to piss people off; that is one of the dumbest lies on the internet. Spammers send out spam to make money. If you don't want spam, you need to do something to prevent spammers from getting paid. Cut off their cash flow and they go on to doing other things with their botnets instead.

      Or find way to employ the people who create spam such that the creation of said spam is less economically tenable. The idea of targeting them economically is a great idea but instead of doing so in a way which will leave them poorer why not try to employ their creativity in ways which benefit everyone?

      It might be harder but it would seem like a better choice for long term stability. Set a trend which demonstrates how spam creation doesn't lead to the fulfillment desired and you've now cut off air to the next generation that would be going into that business.

    2. Re:Spam never went away by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      The only thing that works is to approach spam as the economic problem that it is. We need to stop pretending that spammers send out spam to piss people off; that is one of the dumbest lies on the internet. Spammers send out spam to make money. If you don't want spam, you need to do something to prevent spammers from getting paid. Cut off their cash flow and they go on to doing other things with their botnets instead.

      Or find way to employ the people who create spam such that the creation of said spam is less economically tenable. The idea of targeting them economically is a great idea but instead of doing so in a way which will leave them poorer why not try to employ their creativity in ways which benefit everyone?

      That is a noble idea but it requires knowing who the spammers are and getting through to them on some sort of personal level. If you make it so that they cannot pay their bills by creating and sending spam, wouldn't you accomplish a similar end? I don't seek to harm the spammers though I do acknowledge that some of them are pretty awful people, who I probably don't want to associate too closely with.

      Perhaps if we could incentivize more beneficial applications of their talents, then we could get there as well. As I stated before, spammers go to spam because it makes money. If they could make money doing something else they would do that.

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    3. Re:Spam never went away by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

      Indeed, my suggest relies heavily on some assumptions that may not bear out after further examination. Such as the spam isn't being conducted by a state actor for propaganda or other nefarious reasons. Which certainly exists and presents an entire different category of problems to handle.

      It seems like the first step to any solution would be to see who exactly is doing it.

    4. Re:Spam never went away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spam never changed much, we just put more money and time into pushing it away. Now those efforts are failing in more obvious ways - the ways that those of us who were paying attention knew would happen.

      Filtering cannot solve the spam problem, as it only creates a race to the bottom of the signal:noise ratio. Spammers keep working on ways to get around filters by changing how they craft their messages; eventually making it so that more emails that should pass are not - at which point people start to complain that the filters aren't working.

      Similarly, law enforcement cannot solve it either unless there is a single set of international laws against it that apply to all people equally regardless of where they or their targets are. Obviously this will never happen. People call for all kinds of terrible things to be done to spammers but not only will that not happen it won't make the situation better as there is a nearly endless supply of spammers out there ready to fill the void.

      The only thing that works is to approach spam as the economic problem that it is. We need to stop pretending that spammers send out spam to piss people off; that is one of the dumbest lies on the internet. Spammers send out spam to make money. If you don't want spam, you need to do something to prevent spammers from getting paid. Cut off their cash flow and they go on to doing other things with their botnets instead.

      The economic answer is to charge for placing a call using spoofed callerID.
      It could be something trivial such as 10 cents for people who don't have a contract for call-spoofing. Large businesses that have a need to spoof callerID would have a reduced rate rolled into their 1-800 number service.
      The FCC could allow, or require, telcos to refuse to pass through international calls in which the spoofed callerID number was not from within that country, unless that entity had a contract with the telco to be charged.

    5. Re:Spam never went away by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      To be fair I was taking - perhaps narrowly - the view of spam as being limited to the commercial variety that wants to sell shit. Indeed we know that there are other types of unwanted mail that get categorized as spam (even if they are not attempting to sell any product for money). Those are somewhat a different matter though if they are being propagated through traditional spam channels then the same economic approach could well apply.

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    6. Re:Spam never went away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People call for all kinds of terrible things to be done to spammers but not only will that not happen it won't make the situation better as there is a nearly endless supply of spammers out there ready to fill the void.

      Effective ammunition costs less than $0.10 a round in bulk. I bet a few thousand dollars worth would take care of all the spammers in the world. And there would still be more ammunition for anybody wanting to take their place.

    7. Re:Spam never went away by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      That is a noble idea but it requires knowing who the spammers are and getting through to them on some sort of personal level.

      Agreed. My guess is that the vast majority of people are clever un(der)employed Africans and Eastern Europeans who don't give two shits about using their knowledge for public welfare. They are either greedy organised criminals or people wanting to put food on the table for their families. Unfortunately, spam is one phenomenon emerging from a multifarious global social problem (poverty on the one hand, brilliant physicists/mathematicians/computer scientists who lost their jobs when the USSR collapsed on the other).

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      'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
    8. Re:Spam never went away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, the AI will catch my spam while it drives me to office. I know, right?

  17. OH THE IRONY. CREIMER POST. INCOMING CHILD BRIDE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    A man who made $600 spamming slashdot comments complains when someone inappropriately monetizes their relationship? Oh the irony.

    Remember when you said that buying a child bride was "getting the most for your retirement dollar"? I remember that. Maybe you could make it into an ad campaign for a human trafficking service?

  18. Private Numbers by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    Private numbers are the ones which piss me off. There's no reason someone should be able to call my cellphone without me seeing their number, I always file a police report for harassment when it happens.

    1. Re:Private Numbers by infosinger · · Score: 1

      Even worse--fake numbers. Only real numbers should be allowed on caller ID. At least there you have some chance of blocking and someone who constantly changes their phone number can be identified as a potential spammer/scammer.

    2. Re:Private Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Private Numbers by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's legitimate harassment and the phone company won't reveal the number when you call unless the request is made after filing a police report and the police are the ones to make the request. It's the only means possible to apply pressure to phone companies to deal with people abusing the service you pay for and is the appropriate legal recourse.

  19. Spam left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spam .. seemed to be fading away.

    I never saw the slightest hint that spam might be fading away. I'm pretty sure the only way someone could think that spam was fading away, was if they were just a user, not someone who retrains spamassassin in spam/ham every week or two.

    I don't measure things, but at least anecdotally/intuitively, I never saw anything that appeared to be even a minor dip in the amount of spam sent. It's just fairly well filtered now.

  20. Never received robocalls by houghi · · Score: 1

    I get spam. No idea if it is more or less than what it used to be. But no robocalls since ever. I believe that has to do with how things work in Europe (Belgium in my case)
    It is forbidden to sell customer data. You can also only send commercial information if you are a customer of a company. The law is a bit vague about when you stop being a customer. e.g. if you bought a car, when will they stop sending stuff without you asking them to stop it, is not really predefined. Just asking to stop will be honored in 99.9% of the cases. The rest will be either standard spam that I already receive or human error where they actually forgot to unsubscribe you.

    Then there is the thing about the calls. In Europe the person who call will have to pay, not the person who gets the call (Unless he is outside Europe and has to pay roaming fees). Combine that with the fact that data can not be sold and you end up with only being able to call your own customers that have not yet opted out.

    That leaves the calls from the Microsoft Support. They hardly do any cold calling and rely on standard spam and people calling them most of the time.

    And even if the company tries to call their customer, people are extremely hesitant to give information.

    But then that could also be all just me as I hardly give out my phone. I even ask why they wouild sue it to contact me and I often refuse to give it as I do not see why they need it. And for companies I use the email address like e.g. Slashdot.org@example.com so I know who is sending it.

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    1. Re:Never received robocalls by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Over here in the Netherlands, companies can place unsollicited calls, but there's a national "do not call me" register that is respected by pretty much all Dutch companies. Similarly, there are stickers for the mailslot to indicate whether or not you want unsolicited crap and/or the free local newspapers, and those are respected as well. Pretty much all spam from European companies comes from firms that got your email address through legitimate means, e.g. you ordered something from them, and all contain an unsubscribe link that actually works.
      I'm all for free enterprise but I am glad that in this regard we do have some laws with teeth.

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  21. Spam "is back"? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    It never left... at least, if my email is at all representative.

    Really the only thing CAN-SPAM changed is that, now, the spam I get mostly contains "unsubscribe" links which take you to a non-functional web form (on those rare occasions I even bother to check).

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    #DeleteChrome
  22. Google by sycodon · · Score: 2

    Gmail apparently doesn't distinguish between a.b@gmail.com and ab@gmail.com

    Now I get many emails that are similar to mine, but different names....so if mine was JPDough@gmail.com, I get emails to J.PDough@gmail.com, JP.Dough@gmail.com, JPD.ough@gmail.com with the correspondence referencing John, Jason, Jerry, etc.

    Invariable is it is some legal, medical, or insurance thing that requires my signature...so click this link.

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    1. Re: Google by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Gmail also doesn't distinguish jpsmith@mail.google.com and j.psmith@mail.google.co.uk. very well either.

      I get emails from Australia Canada and uk to people with the same or similar username all the time.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    2. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name is J.P. Dough, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Google by ahadsell · · Score: 2

      You are correct, in that Google ignores periods in gmail account names. a.b.c@gmail.com, ab.c@gmail.com and abc@.gmail.com are all the same account.

    4. Re:Google by Albert71292 · · Score: 1

      I constantly get those in Gmail also. That's the main reason I NEVER use Gmail for anything 'sensitive". I never get those kinds of emails in Yahoo or Hotmail, ONLY Gmail.

      --
      "A Bird In The Hand Will Poop On Your Wrist"-Benny Hill,1982
    5. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What does spam or ignoring the . have to do with your sensitive emails?

    6. Re:Google by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      Yup - I get a ton of this crap... often times its receipts. Sometimes it's people on Gumtree asking if I'm still interested in their item, which is funny because I'm not even from AUS.

    7. Re:Google by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      I have this same problem. I routinely get mail for someone with the same name but he has no punctuation. Lots of legal stuff too.

      Part of the reason I'm getting off of Google.

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      some karma... and kinda lukewarm about it.
  23. Spam advertising by thereitis · · Score: 1

    Spam never went away, it just moved: consider the many fraudulent advertisements scatted throughout the web. Same desired outcome, different medium.

  24. Re:Targeted spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up, creimer. No one cares about your fake outrage.

  25. Re:OH THE IRONY. CREIMER POST. INCOMING CHILD BRID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TLA hired a company, who hired a company, who hired you but hired another company to handle employing you and they treat you like shit. Hahaha it's like office space in the 1984 universe.
    The reason they hired you was because a bean counter was woo'd by the low price advertised by your contractor. The end result was that the austin, seattle, and palo alto offices of this agency have literal retards doing all the menial of IT work. Almost like a security risk or something!

    You are a walking talking shitting cut corner.

    I know some other retards who do menial IT work. Hmm I wonder. Could I make a retarded IT staffing agency? Could I offer "Retirement in Mexico" as a way to keep costs down. I wonder how low I could keep a man's pay for life on such a retirement package. Hmmm.

  26. Progressive orgs are pretty bad about this by ScienceofSpock · · Score: 2

    I was signed up to Change.org's mailing list at one point. They would send out email alerts with links to petitions, sometimes from other progressive orgs. When you signed those petitions, you were automatically added to those other org's mailing lists.

    After about a week of this, something like 30% of my email was petition requests.

    I understand that getting the message out and making people aware of certain issues is important, but that just completely turned me off and I am no longer subscribed to ANY of those orgs.

    I also realize that these particular emails are not *technically* spam, since they do notify you in the fine print at the bottom of the petition, but my point is that these types of emails have become the new "spam" for me. Gmail filters the "normal" spam for me. I never see it, but these chain-mailing-list progressive orgs have got to stop. "Hey, thanks for signing that petition! As a reward, here's another progressive mailing list subscription for a cause you don't really care that much abut!" The one GOOD thing about these is at least they obey unsub requests.

    1. Re:Progressive orgs are pretty bad about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just progressive org's, it's right, left, and everyone in between.

      I know if the right winger's get your email you're going to get a lot of supplement emails, stuff to keep you alive during the left wing's coming assault on your freedum's, but the left winger's seem to honor the opt outs.

      But not until they've shared your email with a hundred other groups.

    2. Re:Progressive orgs are pretty bad about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just progressive org's, it's right, left, and everyone in between.

      I know if the right winger's get your email you're going to get a lot of supplement emails, stuff to keep you alive during the left wing's coming assault on your freedum's, but the left winger's seem to honor the opt outs.

      Not in my experience, eventually I had to set to block those sender domains altogether.

    3. Re:Progressive orgs are pretty bad about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck off! You'll make any argument about those goddamned liberals won't ya? Hint: Spock was a liberal.

  27. The biggest spammer on slashdot complains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A man who made $600 spamming slashdot comments complains when someone inappropriately monetizes their relationship? Oh the irony.

    Remember when you said that buying a child bride was "getting the most for your retirement dollar"? I remember that. Maybe you could make it into an ad campaign for a human trafficking service?

    1. Re:The biggest spammer on slashdot complains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ACs discussed child brides in 50+ comments last week. What a bunch of perverts!

    2. Re: The biggest spammer on slashdot complains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. It came down to people for it and people against it. Guess which side Chris was on? Half those posts were obviously cdreimer posting as AC.

  28. Re:Targeted spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  29. Re:OH THE IRONY. CREIMER POST. INCOMING CHILD BRID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahah amazing, predictably "someone" modded cdreimer's post up as "interesting".
    This just tells us that you have an account somewhere where you don't act like an insufferable asshole. This means nobody should take pity on you as some confused autistic who lacks social graces.

    You willfully act this shitty.

  30. he you, silly goof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that was me you hung up on each time. I was just trying to tell you that you need a Slashdot GOLD Account to qualify for improved site view capacity and you need a modern browser other than Lynx. For just $2.99 you can also patticipate in foobar xyz 123, do you have a creditcard number ready for me?

    1. Re:he you, silly goof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried foobar xyz 123 and it broke just after a couple months of use. The handle had poor grip and it was too heavy to pick up by the edges. Last but not least, it started peeling after I microwaved it.

      -Amazon Reviewer, Certified Purchaser

    2. Re: he you, silly goof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah Mr Amazon, you forgot the "I received this item for free for my unbiased review" disclosure.

  31. Is this an article telling me that spam exists? by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

    ...As if I didn't already know.

  32. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  33. Robocalls by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 5, Informative

    About the only spam that bothers me is the robocalls. They are getting pretty bad. It ranges from 1-5 calls a day now. Very obnoxious. Do-not-call does seem to help, but the idiots who implemented that, it's expires after like what 6 months or a year, I dunno, but as soon as it expires, the calls skyrocket like the same day.

    What I'd really like to have on my smartphone is a whitelist for callers. I'm just done with these idiots. Not in my contact list: shunt to voicemail and pretend it never happened.

    1. Re:Robocalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd really like to have on my smartphone is a whitelist for callers. I'm just done with these idiots. Not in my contact list: shunt to voicemail and pretend it never happened.

      Is there a way to do this?

    2. Re:Robocalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I setup asterisk to process my inbound calls and require the "caller" to press a certain digit before the call will ring through. 100% reduction in spam calls so far.

    3. Re:Robocalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do-not-call does seem to help, but the idiots who implemented that, it's expires after like what 6 months or a year, I dunno, but as soon as it expires, the calls skyrocket like the same day.

      The FTC Do Not Call Registry does not expire. What you may get is idiot companies thinking it does, or spammer groups adding you to their list without checking the list. Report violations. The FTC really doesn't have any way to go after violators if they aren't reported. It's rather quick to do online, and in my experience it does help eventually. (I imagine with enough people reporting a certain robocaller, the FTC eventually tracks them down and fines their ass into oblivion.)

    4. Re:Robocalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Ooma and pay the $10 a month for the blacklist features, which radically cuts the calls down. Then I whitelist to ring and everyone else goes direct to voicemail. Sometimes the spammers call, but they almost never leave a message, and when they do I just delete. Phone only rings when I know the caller. problem solved.

    5. Re:Robocalls by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      There are a few apps which will do this. I stopped using them though since they are add-ons, which means the call will still come through and generate a missed call notification or even sometimes ring once. More trouble than it was worth IMO

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    6. Re:Robocalls by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

      Do-not-call does seem to help, but the idiots who implemented that, it's expires after like what 6 months or a year, I dunno, but as soon as it expires, the calls skyrocket like the same day.

      The FTC Do Not Call Registry does not expire. What you may get is idiot companies thinking it does, or spammer groups adding you to their list without checking the list. Report violations. The FTC really doesn't have any way to go after violators if they aren't reported. It's rather quick to do online, and in my experience it does help eventually. (I imagine with enough people reporting a certain robocaller, the FTC eventually tracks them down and fines their ass into oblivion.)

      Pardon me a moment while I laugh hytserically. OK, all good. You really think Trump's FTC is going to give a flying F? They're probably working to dismantle the do-not-call list.

    7. Re:Robocalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Google Voice. I've been using it for years and it blocks 9+ out of 10 robocalls. Even with the spoofed CIDs.

    8. Re:Robocalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google Voice is the best solution short of having no phone. I've been using it for years and it blocks 9+ out of 10 robocalls. Even with the spoofed CIDs.

  34. CD REIMER Targeted spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ***CDREIMER submissions alert!!! please pay attention to the submissions update***

    Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

    SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
    Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
    https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
    and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

    creimer wrote:

    I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

    Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

    creimer dumb fuck wrote:

    All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

    But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

    Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the king's horses
    And all the king's men
    Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
    Together again.

    Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Creimy's real pictures:
    Before the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
    After the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
    http://www.keynamics.com/image...

    Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him, since it is impossible to do with Creimy:
    https://school.discoveryeducat...

    Creimy acting in educational resource document, he actually confirmed himself on Slashdot that he was handled by Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education! He is really a king Dumpty!:
    http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

  35. Mr. Gates eradicate more than spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone running their own mail server know how difficult it is to get a mail through a .outlook.com MX.

  36. What rock have you been under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have see nothing but spam increases in all my client filtering services since I started working in IT in 1997.

  37. Re:Targeted spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you stopped raping your 12 roommates yet?

  38. All political orgs do that by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I sent a nasty letter to my congress critter about the Obamacare repeal and got signed up for their 'send us money' email list.

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    1. Re:All political orgs do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most spam laws don't apply to political activities. Even if they did, your email might constitute a pre-existing relationship and so they could mail you (different from spam which is just a scatter shot to millions of addresses.

  39. Spam is back by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
    • - Egg and bacon
    • - Egg, sausage and bacon
    • - Egg and Spam
    • - Egg, bacon and Spam
    • - Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam
    • - Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam
    • - Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam
    • - Spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam
    • - Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
    • - Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.
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  40. Blooming vikings! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)

  41. I am only getting weird spam by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    I haven't been getting too much spam since quite long time ago. But the one I get is very weird like the one which I received right now (Slashdot doesn't support those characters).

    I have been getting an email similar to that one about 2-5 times per week for over the last quite a few months. They are always written in a language I cannot understand (sorry about that, obsessive spammers, but I can only understand Spanish, English and bit of German) and usually include the word SPAM in the title!! I have never replied to any of them, visited anything referred by them or even made the tiniest effort to translate what they say.

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    1. Re:I am only getting weird spam by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I've been getting a fair amount of weird spam too, in addition to the typical vi@ggraa and c1a!as spam. A lot of it is in Spanish, and from what I can it's mostly B2B type spam targetting businesses in Latin and South America selling things like bulk wine for restaurants (huh?), training for HR departments (umm..??), and consulting services for dealing with regulatory issues with selling cosmetics (uhh...what???).

      At first I thought that maybe this stuff was a mistake or my email had somehow mistakenly got listed as the contact for some business, but checking Project Honey Pot with the offending IPs shows that they're just blasting this stuff out to harvested email addresses. Furthermore many of the emails use typical spammer munging techniques - they especially like to munge the word capacitación ("training"), which I find interesting. The majority of it seems to come from AR and from what I can the network providers there really don't give a shit about their spam problem, or are in cahoots with the spammers, or are even the spammers themselves.

    2. Re:I am only getting weird spam by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

      A lot of it is in Spanish

      Curiously, I have never got this kind of nonsensical bulk spam in Spanish despite being a Spaniard myself currently living in Spain! Other than the languages I cannot understand as what is being shown in the link above, most of the spam of this sort which I get is in English.

      blasting this stuff out to harvested email addresses

      Yes, I guess that this is the most logical explanation: blindly targeting random email addresses. But such a level of carelessness seems ridiculously inefficient for them, even by bearing in mind that spamming in this way is already too inefficient (who is nowadays caring about anything of what one of these emails say?). At least, they should make sure that they send their crap to people able to understand it and, ideally, interested in whatever they are offering.

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    3. Re:I am only getting weird spam by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I find it odd too. Note that it's almost entirely Latin/South America, though I do occasionally get something that looks like it might have to do with Spain.

      I do get a fair number of Spanish spam from spammers trying to sell me "targeted" lists of email addresses. Amusingly many of these spammers seem to party like it's 1998, with free email dropboxes to contact them (Hotmail, Yahoo, etc.) and it appears that the lists themselves would to mailed on CD or DVD should someone actually buy them. I can only assume I somehow are on these lists, and these lists are obviously dirty if they also have spam honeypot addresses on them.

      I agree about the inefficiency. Bulk sending an email is cheap, but is it worth it to send millions and millions of emails when there's perhaps only a few dozen or hundred people in the world who would even be interested in what you are spamvertising? My theory is that the actual money in spamming is in selling spamming services, not in the spam itself. Basically a spamming service(*) convinces a client to pay them to run an "email marketing campaign". The spammer gets paid in any case, doesn't care whether the spamming was actually generated leads or sales, and millions get spammed with irrelevant and unwanted emails. Eventually, the client probably figures out they are throwing their money away and hurting their reputation, but so long as these spamming services can convince someone else to give them money to send spam, we'll have this problem.

      (*) which I suspect may also be a network provider/ISP, especially as Argentina goes

    4. Re:I am only getting weird spam by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

      not in the spam itself. Basically a spamming service

      Interesting theory. It seems to make more sense than any other version. In any case and as said, I am not too concerned about anything of this for various reasons. I don't get almost any spam and ignore/make fun of the little amount which I get. I have never spammed anyone (unless when fighting back some spammer :)) and, in fact, consider that "technique" extremely negative for any business/activity. My work has never been even slightly related to spam or any other generic, invasive, crappy, lazy, dishonest, etc. way to earn money; note that I am person eminently concerned about the means rather than the final goal and being very proud of what I do and how I do is way much more important for me than money (although I do expect my work to be fairly rewarded). I have never been contacted by a spammer or similar to develop whatever piece of software and will certainly reject any request on these lines; much more now, when I am extremely demanding regarding the kind of projects/clients I want. It was a kind of interesting chat anyway.

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  42. Chris' case is really getting worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris' case is really getting worse, he spends all day replying to himself as AC on /.

    The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

    For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

    Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

    Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

    For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

    IMPORTANT UPDATE:
    Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
    http://www.keynamics.com/image...

    Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

    Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

    To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

    The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

    Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

    I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
    http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

    Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
    https://school.discoveryeducat...

    But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

    Thank You dear users,
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    Director
    Special Education
    Santa Clara County Office of Education

  43. Hormel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love their meat product.

  44. Phone spam is the worst. by jcr · · Score: 1

    The e-mail spam that evades my filters is down to one or two a week now, but I'm getting around one call a day from some Desi asswipe pretending to be an IRS agent or a Marriott employee offering me a free vacation. I'd like to know how we in the west can support India's Serious Fraud Office in hunting down and beating the crap out of them.

    -jcr

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  45. Blame Russian for spam infestation? by najajomo · · Score: 1

    "including SpamIt.com, alleged to be a major hub in a Russian digital criminal organization that was responsible for an estimated fifth of the world's spam"

    It's bullshit statements like the above that only tend to discredit slashdot. The primary source of spam on the planet is all those compromised Microsoft Windows out there being co-opted into DDOD attacks and spewing email spam to the Internet.

  46. Yes, PS Form 1500 can stop junk mail by KWTm · · Score: 2

    I've tried talking to the post office and mail carrier. They insist that they are being paid to deliver junk mail and that no action on my part can make them stop delivering it.

    That's not true: there's a way to stop them, if you want to take the trouble to implement it. You might have to google around for it, but I'll provide a link to get you started.

    So, basically, your post office has a form that you can fill for blocking "erotically arousing or sexually provocative" junk mail: PS Form 1500.

    You must be thinking, "Well, that's all well and good, but I'm talking about ads from the local grocery store, not sexually provocative stuff." This is where Rowan vs USPS comes in. You see, the only person who can decide what you find sexually provocative is YOU. So, you can say, "I find the logo of my local grocery store, and these pictures of low-priced vegetables, to be EROTICALLY AROUSING OR SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE," and no one can say otherwise. The US Postal Service must stop delivering it. This was upheld by the Supreme Court.

    So, go for it. Stop the junk mail.

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  47. 4/5ths of spam is from USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bother targeting the 20% that comes from overseas? Fix the local problem first.

  48. SPAM phone-call killer by therealbev · · Score: 1

    At the risk of promoting a commercial item, I will nonetheless recommend the Sentry 2 device for VOIP phones. It rejects (without ringing through) ALL robocalls and calls from its own list of spammers. Your friends press 0 to go through and be whitelisted ONCE. If a telemarketer lies and presses 0 you can do what you want and then press REJECT so he's added to the blacklist. We used to get half a dozen telemarketer/robocalls per day. Now it's down to one or two lying bastards a month. Best $50 I ever spent.

  49. but lobbyright is c00 by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    so tell that to the mafiAA, breinbaf and the happy-go-trolly bunch sending mass extortion mails hoping a few will pay up so their wage is paid that month ... face it, who's the only ones making money in the witchhunt ?

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