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Google's Eric Schmidt Says People Want Dish-Washing Robots To Clean Up the Kitchen More Than Any Other Kind (cnbc.com)

There is nothing that people want robots to be able to do more than to wash the dishes, according to Alphabet Chairman and former CEO Eric Schmidt. From a report: "When you ask a person what they would like a robot to do, the thing that they would like more than anyone else, is clean up the dishes in the kitchen," the billionaire Google executive says speaking at the Halifax International Security Forum. "That is literally the number one request. And I say this having done this exhaustively," he says. Though you may dream of a robot dishwasher, don't hold your breath for it to happen in the immediate future. "That turns out to be an extraordinarily difficult problem," says Schmidt.

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  1. Wait by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    oogle's Eric Schmidt Says People Want Dish-Washing Robots To Clean Up the Kitchen More Than Any Other Kind

    Well, that they admit to, anyway. Sex robots will be #1 on people's "want lists", count on it. Once they're any good.

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    1. Re:Wait by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      Well, not everyone is so hard up in getting a date/spouse as are /.ers.

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    2. Re:Wait by vux984 · · Score: 1

      No, I'd much rather a dish washing robot.
      I've never found anyone interested in doing the dishes...

    3. Re:Wait by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      And #2 will be a "sex robot washing robot"

    4. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.. we don't need a "sex robot washing robot" because all you have to do to clean the Sex Robot is to grab it by the fake hair and shake the fuck out of it.

    5. Re:Wait by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      I'd go for a general purpose maid-bot even if it looked like a refugee from a hardware store. If it looked like Winona Ryder at 21 ... well bonus. But not just to wash dishes, I assume Schmidt is using "clean up the kitchen" as shorthand for a tool that could autonomously clean the whole house and so on.

    6. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      We have had dish washing robots for decades.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishwasher

      You can even buy them on Amazon.

    7. Re:Wait by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      There's always someone:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    8. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex robots will be #1 on people's "want lists", count on it. Once they're any good.

      Either that or a pill that completely eliminates all loneliness.

      That is, not just a crude suppression of certain sexual desires (with nasty side effects) - but eliminate all need for human interaction: go all day without talking to anyone at work and then come home to an empty apartment without feeling the slightest bit lonely or sad.

      That's the invention that will truly make you a billionaire.

    9. Re:Wait by reboot246 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's the world coming to when people are just too fucking lazy to put the dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on?

      Is Eric Schmidt still washing his dishes by hand?!?

    10. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sex robots will be #1 on people's "want lists", count on it. Once they're any good.

      They don't even have to be all that good.

      With all the stories in the news these days implying that the worst crime a man can possibly commit is to be too friendly with the ladies, there's a lot of men out there feeling very scared - and also sad with the sense of loss since they really like being friendly with the ladies.

      It sure will be nice when the men can direct all their love toward the sex robots and not have to worry about upsetting the ladies.

    11. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      What's the world coming to when people are just too fucking lazy to put the dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on?

      It all started when some lazy guy started planting seeds rather than gathering wild roots and berries.

      Lazy people, searching for better and easier solutions, are the reason for progress in the world.

    12. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, not everyone is so hard up in getting a date/spouse as are /.ers.

      I have a spouse. I also have a sexbot. They are not mutually exclusive. So why do I have a sexbot? My wife bought it for me before she went on a 4 month business trip overseas. I told her it wasn't necessary, and that I could stay on the porch without any technological help, but she insisted. She picked out the Sai model, which actually looks similar to her.

      She is back from her trip, but the sexbot is still nice for when she isn't "in the mood". She has an appetite for about 3 times per week, and I prefer about twice that. So the doll makes up the difference.

    13. Re:Wait by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates

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    14. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woman, is the nigga of the world - John Lennon

    15. Re:Wait by Highdude702 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why isnt there an "eww" mod...

    16. Re:Wait by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      A dishwasher isn't a robot in the sense clearly intended.

      And it doesn't wipe dishes, including difficult to clean pots and pants, or other non-dishwasher safe dish wear, which is really where the demand is coming from.

      If you want to get pedantic, what people want is a dishwasher that can wash every type of dish you'd ever need to wash, at every level of dirtiness. Now that we're approaching something that would have to have the ability to manipulate dishes and make decisions on what to use and how to clean those dishes, you have something a lot more like a robot than a dishwasher.

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    17. Re:Wait by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      We bought a moderate level Whirlpool dishwasher two years ago. Nothing particularly fancy. It can clean pretty much anything off of dishes, pots and pans. The key seems to be an extended spray / soak / spray / soak (rinse / lather / repeat) function that takes several hours but what the hell - it's just sitting there working. It can do that all night as far as I'm concerned.

      It really changed my outlook on dishwashers. Previous to this unit we've had to pre rinse and basically wash the damn things before putting it in the dishwasher. That just seemed dumb.

      The only thing it doesn't do is load and unload. While I suppose that would be a general plus, I'm not sure how much I would pay for something like that.

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    18. Re:Wait by Templer421 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Deep Sheep, It had to be Ewe.....

    19. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really cool! I may even mention your post to my wife (she visits family overseas for about a month each year).

      My only reservation is that I had the impression that the Real Dolls were dolls rather than robots - not particularly interactive?

    20. Re:Wait by vux984 · · Score: 1

      "What's the world coming to when people are just too fucking lazy to put the dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on?"

      The dishwasher won't clean all the dishes. We don't put our crystal in it because it doesn't get it clean enough (spots and such) and its chipped / broken some of our stemware in the past; so our best wine glasses etc we do by hand. Its also not effective on some of our taller glasses -- if the kids made chocolate milk in a tall glass, and it sits long enough for the 'chocolatey sludge left at bottom to dry a bit into a crust, the dishwasher's splashing around doesn't get far enough up to get that out.

      It doesn't scrub pots and pans. It doesn't do a good job with a lot of baking dishes (a measuring cup used for peanut butter for example), it can't handle if the kids let some oatmeal harden in a bowl, and if rice is on anything that goes in, odds are there will be rice stuck to everything else when its "done". Its getting on 10 years old now; but it works fine on reasonable dishwashing tasks, and I doubt even a brand new one would be significantly better.

      It certainly doesn't wipe the counters down, clean the stove top, and sweep the floor. It doesn't clean any drips that land on the cupboards beneath the counters. It doesn't clean out the sink. And deal with the garbage.

      That is all part of the task of 'doing the dishes' around here. Loading the dishwasher and turning it on is just one small part.

    21. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My only reservation is that I had the impression that the Real Dolls were dolls rather than robots - not particularly interactive?

      This is correct. They are not very interactive. The "real thing" is definitely better (but also more time consuming, with all the foreplay before and snuggling afterwards).

      They are putting a lot of resources into R&D, so the technology should improve rapidly.

      They are also not cheap. My wife spent about $7k on mine. The "intimate" parts are removable, which makes them easy to clean, but also easy to swap out. So you could share a sexbot with friends and each have private "privates".

      Given the market potential, and the huge environmental benefit of reduced population growth, it amazes me that we aren't doing more to develop good sexbots. In the long run, good affordable sexbots could do more to reduce global warming than solar panels on ten million rooftops.

    22. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dishwasher isn't a robot in the sense clearly intended.

      A dishwasher is a robot in the same sense that a lawn sprinkler is ... it isn't a robot in even the most generous definition of the term.

      Not all machines are robots. Neither a dishwasher nor a lawn sprinkler qualify as robots.

    23. Re: Wait by tomtomtom · · Score: 2

      If you want to save yourself the time loading and unloading, this is an easily solved problem with no additional technology required. Certainly not 'robots'.

      Buy two dishwashers and two sets of everything you use regularly in the kitchen. One fills up with dirty stuff while you use the other one like a cupboard with clean stuff in. When youve emptied the clean one, its time to run the dirty one.

      If you don't have space for two fullsize ones, two slimline ones fit in the same space as one fullsize.

    24. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

      Robot (noun): A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

      A dishwasher is absolutely a robot. If your dishwasher doesn't do a good job, then maybe you need to buy a better one.

    25. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because it isn't a human shaped automaton like you seen in them there moving pictures, it's not a robot.

      Seriously, you are a fucking moron. A dishwasher is absolutely a robot. Oh and if a sprinkler system is automated and is controlled by timers and ICs, then it too is a robot. Any machine that is capable of accepting instruction and operating on its own is a robot.

    26. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pixar based the humans in WALL-E off of you, didn't they?

    27. Re: Wait by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Automation does not [necessarily] a robot make.

    28. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does.

    29. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't have cheaped out then. Get a better dishwasher.

    30. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about neo-Luddites is they consider all productivity improvements from the stone age until yesterday to be GOOD. But starting TODAY, all new productivity improvements are BAD.

      The GPP is a perfect example of this. He criticizes people as "lazy" because they don't want to manually load their dishwasher. Yet the dishwasher itself is a labor saving device. The only difference is that we already have it.

      How about I give up my flush toilet, and you prove you are not lazy by coming over to my house everyday to wash out my chamber pot?

    31. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure thing, tubby. Enjoy your meal shake.

    32. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks! It's nice that there's still good useful information on Slashdot (I mean that seriously).

      Not that all the political angst on Slashdot is entirely useless or unjustified, either. But politics on Slashdot often has more heat than light.

    33. Re:Wait by g01d4 · · Score: 1

      put the dishes in the dishwasher

      Unfortunately for most people it's not that simple. If you're not running the dishwasher regularly (small household) the dirty dishes can sit in it for awhile. Encrusted food is much harder to clean despite what's advertised. And even with a large household there's also the issue of rinsing dishes before they're loaded. Again that's frequently advertised that that's not necessary - but if that were the case there would be no need for garbage disposals. So the practical reality is that for many people 'dishwashers' are either built in drying racks or glorified sanitizers. So it's likely that Mr. Schmidt's kitchen staff is still doing a lot by hand.

    34. Re:Wait by techcodie · · Score: 2

      I got a better model. Then the previous model took me to court and got awarded all the funds I had set aside for operating costs.

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    35. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, an easy and half-assed way.

      Look at the duct-tape development culture at Microsoft. They shove out incomplete shit and worry about fixing it later based on unpaid QA done by users.

    36. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually there is only unloading that is needed.

      Because you can just place he dirty dishes directly in the machine instead of putting it in/on the sink. Then once it is full you start the machine, then the next morning you have to unload it, and you start the process over.

      Also keeps your sink clear.

    37. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

    38. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need a new dishwasher. My bottom of the line frigidaire from 2007 cleans most dishes and cookware without prerinsing.

    39. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If you want to see the future of sexbots, you need to look at what is happening in Japan. They are clearly out in front technologically, but Japanese sexbots are mostly not exported. They have a big domestic market since in Japan marriage is a dying institution, and the Otaku culture makes sexbots and virtual GFs more acceptable.

      The big future market will be in China and other countries with skewed gender ratios.

    40. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      why isnt there an "eww" mod...

      There is, "Informative." If it is too informative, just moderate twice!

    41. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it ever once occurred to you that not everyone is as pathetic as you are? No, I suppose not.

    42. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      "Otaku culture" doesn't mean sexbots are more culturally acceptable, it just means there is a larger market for them.

      Japenese neckbeards do exist, but as here, being so into cartoon or video-game culture that you can't participate in mating rituals is not actually viewed favorably by mainstream culture. That's why they're not exported; they have personal freedom, but exports have to be more culturally acceptable.

    43. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      They're also too lazy to put them away afterwards to make room for more dirty dishes!

    44. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      In the book, "The Pragmatic Programmer: From Journeyman to Master" they talk about the difference between being lazy by anticipating what features people will want to change in the future, and then planning for it to be easy to make the changes.

      By doing a little extra work up front that isn't totally forced yet, you can save time overall. Then instead of being totally swamped when changes are requested, you make the changes really quickly and go back to sipping lemonade in the shade.

      Good lazy, and bad lazy. Duct tape fixes are usually more "quick" than "lazy," assuming the same person has to fix it in the end when the tape comes unstuck.

    45. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Except that, I think they're talking about a robot that would actually clear the table, too.

    46. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A. The dishwasher is already automation which removed the manual labor of scrubbing with a brush or sponge.

      B. Why do you get to draw the line where automation stops?

    47. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      They won't understand it as a robot until you give it a mannequin head and some arms. If it could mechanically twiddle its thumbs while it works, they'd be more likely to call it a robot.

    48. Re: Wait by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      we're good. we have 1 housekeeper. anything else is for the real money people.

    49. Re:Wait by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I suppose you wife's view point is that it would keep you more fit than just masturbating, developing a bit of a paunch, hmm.

      Personally, I would rather a sudo make me sandwich bot, it ain't that hard to load a dishwasher and a fresh sandwich at call, hmm, probably makes the exercise provided by a sexbot compulsory, especially toasted sandwiches.

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    50. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine uses the money to fund her own dishwasher, and accused me of machine harassment for meeting the new dishwasher while sneaking out the back of the apartment where I'd been forced to leave the old dishwasher, and pay for the apartment.

      So, yeah, there is a real market for a dishwasher. Between and if it had a nice sudsy suction hose with warm soapy spray, I probably wouldn't need the sexbot, either.

    51. Re:Wait by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      > She is back from her trip, but the sexbot is still nice for when she isn't "in the mood". She has an appetite for about 3 times per week, and I prefer about twice that. So the doll makes up the difference.

      So you're fucking a doll, while your wife is around (not that it's not bad enough that you have a doll at all) ?
      That's the creepiest thing anybody admitted, ever.

      What happened to good ol' jacking off to internet porn ?

    52. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the site: Price: $6098
      Ouch...

    53. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      From the site: Price: $6098
      Ouch...

      That is the base price. There are mods and options that cost extra.

    54. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      So you're fucking a doll, while your wife is around?

      I presume you are not married, and never had a GF. Otherwise you would know that "around" is not the same as "available".

      What happened to good ol' jacking off to internet porn ?

      The bot is way better than that. If real sex is a ten, then online porn is maybe a two. The bot is a five.

    55. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh no.

      It generally goes like this. People want robots that will do stuff they don't like doing, before they will want robots to actually do things they don't need.

      A robot "Dishwasher maid" is a "why not both" solution. Or really, any kind of maid. You might be able to afford a robot that can vacuum , wash the dishes, clean your bathroom, etc, and switch to "pleasure the master" mode.

      However humanoid robots are likely not in the cards simply due to the weight. A humanoid robot may weigh as much a 500lbs in a frame that looks like a 5' Asian female. That's all you want is your robo-girlfriend-maid to break your pelvis.

      Even the other way around, a Male type robot would likely break crush the pelvis.

      I no doubt we will see them, but until some material comes out that is as strong as steel but as light as bone, we likely won't see any sex robots.

      As for the "Dishwasher" robot, we already have dishwashers, the problem is that 90% of us are too stupid to operate it, and resort to paper plates and plastic cups when they get fed up with washing dishes. Many of the kinds of things we have (I'm looking at you waffle-maker) can't be put in the dishwasher because the dishwasher is too abrasive. People like my Dad, and a guy at work, throw everything in the dish washer, and none of it ends up getting clean because they put pots on the bottom rack and stack things. The Dishwasher can't move dishes, it can only clean things that has nothing blocked.

    56. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they don't want to touch dirty dishes, and because they're not smart enough to know how a dishwasher works, they often load it incorrectly, resulting in the dishes never getting clean.

      Besides regular dishwashers waste a huge amount of water. What I imagine is an actual "dish washing robot" that you can just stand in front of a sink and work from there.

    57. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides regular dishwashers waste a huge amount of water.

      Actually they're reasonably efficient. They use about 20%-25% more water than hand-washing.

    58. Re:Wait by quenda · · Score: 3, Funny

      I had the impression that the Real Dolls were dolls rather than robots - not particularly interactive?

      Yes, but I hear neither is Mrs ShanghaiBill, so not really a dealbreaker.

    59. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much I would pay for something like that.

      If it could clear the table, wash & dry the dishes, put them in the cupboard, and do it all reliably and without maintenance problems, I would pay $20 per day. That would be 365 * 20 = $7300/yr. For a five year amortization that would be $7300 * 5 = $36,500. That is likely more than most people would be willing to pay, but even at $10k, they could sell a few million, and that would be a 10-20 billion dollar market.

      A household robot that could cook, vacuum, and dust, would sell even better and likely wouldn't need additional actuators. I hope Google, or somebody, is working on this.

    60. Re: Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      This would work a lot better if the dishwashers were installed at eye level, rather than the standard shin level.

    61. Re:Wait by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      You are a fucking genius...!!

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    62. Re:Wait by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      I think I would draw the line somewhere around robotic glory hole..

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    63. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeI choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.â - Bill Gates

      Or a half assed way.

    64. Re: Wait by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Slimline is 45cm and regoolar is 60cm. Where did you got o school?

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    65. Re:Wait by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      So you're fucking a doll, while your wife is around?

      I presume you are not married, and never had a GF. Otherwise you would know that "around" is not the same as "available".

      I am married. I was previously married as well. I've not yet had a wife that was around and not available, other than the five days each month during menstruation.

      I can handle five days a month without sex.

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    66. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have a bad dish washer or are using bad soap. I work for a soap company and we have an R&D Dept that tests dishwasher soaps. I became friends with the R&D guy and asked him what works best for soap in dishwashers. He told me the 2 best were Cacade Platinum and Finish Quantum. We don't make either one of those.ðY He said gels weren't even worth the money and solid, especially pods, were the only way to go. My mom got a free Bosch dish washer that was covered in scale and hard water deposits. She felt that the dish washer wasn't worth anything because it wouldn't clean the dishes properly. I talked to her about her soaps and gave her some of both to try. She decided on one she liked. Long story short. After about 3 washes, the build up turned to mush and she was able to wipe it off. She essentially got an almost new dishwasher just because she used the right soap.

    67. Re:Wait by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Most dishwashers are the same now. There's an EU law that requires spare parts to be available for all white goods for 10 years. The unintended consequence of this is that developing bespoke parts is very expensive, because you have to either guarantee production of them for 10 years after the last dishwasher, or stockpile enough that you can guarantee being able to sell them to anyone who asks. That's a huge expense and so now dishwashers are all made from the same set of parts from the same small number of suppliers.

      We just bought a fairly cheap model that replaced an older second-hand model that died after a few months. The new one is a huge improvement.

      The problem with the robots described in TFA is diminishing returns. If you replace spending 10 minutes every day of washing up with spending 3-4 minutes every 2-3 days unpacking the dishwasher, then that's a big time saving and well worth it. If you then save that time, it's a much smaller saving.

      It's the same problem for robot vacuum cleaners. I'd love to have one, but vacuuming doesn't take that long and the biggest time sink is moving furniture to vacuum around and under it. One intelligent (and small) enough to go under and around furniture and to tell the difference between a clump of hair that I want vacuumed up and a dropped nut or bolt that I really don't want vacuumed up would be a huge time saver. The current models automate the easy bit of the job, but leave the time-consuming bit for me.

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    68. Re:Wait by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Our new (cheap!) dishwasher seems to work fine in the usage pattern that you describe. The older model that it replaced worked best if we put it on to rinse after a partial load: the 10-minute rinse cycle cleaned enough to prevent dirt drying onto the dishes and was cheap to run.

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    69. Re:Wait by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Yep, when your first woman's libido went down you changed her for a younger one, yes? So your sexual desires are more aligned. That's why for successful relationship the woman should be at least 10 years younger. And more attractive among the women than you are among the men. Believe me, in the opposite case she is forever resentful of your attractiveness and initiates endless pre-emptive strikes to "protect" you from those bitches ogling you everywhere you go...

      Nowadays the lies have permeated even biology textbooks. While serious science concluded once and forever that men want it more for far longer in their lives than the ladies, the gender "studies" deny the very existence of libido let alone that there might be...gasp!....a biological difference between the genders.

      If ShBill story is true I have only admiration and respect for his misus...hats down!

    70. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you can equip your dishwashing robot with a "sexy maid" custume

      CAPTCHA : wardrobe! Oh yes! :-)

    71. Re:Wait by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      but also more time consuming, with all the foreplay before and snuggling afterwards

      That's the best bit! Maybe I'm just getting old, but it seems like I've tried most of the different positions and techniques and foreplay offers more variety. Also, it's usually a hell of a lot less work. Time consuming but not not physically demanding.

      For me the best thing about sex is the connection. Knowing that she is enjoying it, seeing her smile, making eye contact.

      Let me ask you something. Aren't you worried that your libido will be further monetized? It clearly is already if you bought a sex bot, but imagine once they get more interactive and start wanting you to pay for "extras" and "apps". I imagine vaginal lubricant is already competing with HP printer ink on cost.

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    72. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't want one that's interactive. Didn't you see Ex Machina?

      On the plus side, making a sex bot that apppeals to women is easy. Just stick a dildo and a Brad Pitt mask on an ATM.

    73. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The average married American has sex less than twice a week. Only 5% report 5 or more times a week over the long term. So your experience is not typical. You are not only doing way better than most, but you hit the jackpot twice.

      Or maybe you are not American: In France, married couples average 4 times per week.

    74. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Aren't you worried that your libido will be further monetized? It clearly is already if you bought a sex bot

      I didn't buy it. My wife bought it.

      She was worried that I would "hike the Appalachian Trail" while she was out of town. I told her not to worry, I have never been unfaithful, and can't imagine I ever would be. But she felt more reassured if I had the bot.

      It turned out to be better than I expected, but I would have never bought it on my own.

      but imagine once they get more interactive and start wanting you to pay for "extras" and "apps".

      I don't think I would ever prefer a bot to "real" sex.

      I imagine vaginal lubricant is already competing with HP printer ink on cost.

      I go with the Walmart generic brand. A $3 tube lasts for several months. It actually feels better if you use a minimal amount.

    75. Re:Wait by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's... interesting. I had a look at the link, and I have to say that the web site creeps me out. Very much uncanny valley stuff. Maybe they are better in real life.

      Stuff like this (from the FAQ) doesn't exactly sound appealing either:

      A cleaning kit is included with every doll which consists of a douche ball and antibacterial soap. As soon after you have used your doll as possible, flush the cavities out with warm water and antibacterial soap. The face of the doll can be removed for easy cleaning. You can run the face under hot water to clean it but avoid wetting the eyelashes.

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    76. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy."
      --Scott Alexander

    77. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on the person doing the washing. When I hand wash dishes, I use a LOT of water because I am paranoid about everything being clean and sterile. My dishwasher probably saves a ton of water for me.

    78. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as it can also do the dishes after.

    79. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a cleaning lady who comes by every-other-week, that packs out the dishwasher, Wednesdays.
      Week 1: I give my dishes a quick rinse and leave them in the sink until I load them into the dishwasher once a week and run it ... Tuesday night.
      I don't take the dishes out and just add the dishes for Week 2 on the next Tuesday night for the cleaning lady to pack away on Wednesday.

    80. Re:Wait by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Very much uncanny valley stuff.

      Simple solution: dim the lights.

      Another problem is temperature. I use an electric blanket set to "low". But you could skip that if you are into necrophilia.

    81. Re: Wait by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Living in apartments without a dishwasher and only one sink is fucking annoying. I'd rather pay someone else to fucking do it. Any architect that only puts in one kitchen sink should be shot in the face.

    82. Re: Wait by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Regular school?

    83. Re:Wait by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I don't actually have any special knowledge about fucking, I just won the DNA lottery and so it ends up looking that way!

    84. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any architect that only puts in one kitchen sink should be shot in the face.

      Architects don't concern themselves much with how many sinks you have.

    85. Re: Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spell it that way when I don't want to be too sewious

    86. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I don't actually have any special knowledge about fucking,
      > I just won the DNA lottery and so it ends up looking that way!

      I will never hear the word "Powerball" the same way again.

    87. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that or a pill that completely eliminates all loneliness.

      That is, not just a crude suppression of certain sexual desires (with nasty side effects) - but eliminate all need for human interaction: go all day without talking to anyone at work and then come home to an empty apartment without feeling the slightest bit lonely or sad.

      That's the invention that will truly make you a billionaire.

      I can already do that without any pill.

      I think the billion dollar pill lets you quickly fall asleep, wake up in an hour, and feel just as refreshed as a full night's sleep.

    88. Re:Wait by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Because you have to wash the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher. It defeats the point of itself.

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    89. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me the best thing about sex is the connection. Knowing that she is enjoying it, seeing her smile, making eye contact.

      Yeah, and what do you do when you can't have that? Cry yourself to sleep into your pillow?

      These sex dolls/bots are not a good substitute for that connection, but they're meant to fulfill a fantasy and that's all.

      My fantasy is to have a woman who likes sex, finds me sexy, wants to spend time with me and not spend my money, listens to me, is interested in the same things I am, won't judge me or yell at me or cheat on me, and stays beautiful forever.

      Can a sexbot deliver on that fantasy? Not yet. But in my experience neither can a real woman. Nobody is that lucky.

  2. Harder than self-driving cars, really? by Narcocide · · Score: 2

    I want one to fold my laundry too.

    1. Re:Harder than self-driving cars, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Son,

      There are two laundry bags at the bottom of the stairs. Please sort your dirty clothes into lights and darks. And would you mind eating less garlic? Your garlicky food stinks up the entire basement.

      Love,
      Your Mother

      <3 <3 <3

    2. Re:Harder than self-driving cars, really? by doctorvo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Simple solution: wrinkle free clothes.

    3. Re:Harder than self-driving cars, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read "The Life-Changing Manga of Tidying Up: A Magical Story" by Marie Kondo. There's a section on folding clothes into squares and standing upright inside containers. Great way to reduce clutter in closet.

    4. Re: Harder than self-driving cars, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Affiliate Creimer spam. Typical. Instead of posting a comment that's useful he post an affiliate link telling us to read a book. Did you even fucking read it Creimer? You are a big fjcking piece of shit.

    5. Re:Harder than self-driving cars, really? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Self-driving cars are expensive to design and produce, but given what they do, people will be willing to pay 100K for one. That makes the economics of self-driving cars work. Dish washing robots will also be very expensive to design and produce, but who would pay even $50K or $25K for one of those? It's all about the money.

    6. Re:Harder than self-driving cars, really? by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      This is not exactly what you're looking for, but commercial entities (primarily hotels) have special-application machines for towels, sheets, and blankets. Here's a random example.

  3. Silicon valley reinvents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The dishwasher.

    1. Re:Silicon valley reinvents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine robotic dishwasher even runs off of solar power.

  4. Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    Metal or plastic faced drawers, tile floor with a drain in the middle. You can hose down the floor, countertop, and drawer faces, same as a restaurant kitchen. Kitchens and baths with drained floors are very common outside the US.

    1. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never worked in such a kitchen. Sure, such design helps, but it is a long fucking way from cleaning itself, trust me on that, there is plenty of hard work involved.

    2. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      For a private kitchen that's used for a meal 2-3x per year, such a design would be near perfect.

    3. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For a private kitchen that's used for a meal 2-3x per year, such a design would be near perfect.

      having a whole room that performs no function for 363 days a year is not "near perfect", it's "pretty damned stupid"

    4. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      (I meant "per day", sorry)

    5. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification; it seemed like you were only using your kitchen to entertain for Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Year's.

    6. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but be prepared to spend about 5x the cost for said kitchen.

      Though, I gotta say, an entirely stainless kitchen that could be hosed off, and with a drain in the floor would be awesome.

      Throw in a meat-cutter's band aw and it would make cleaning up the bodies so much easier.

    7. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you build/renovate it yourself on the sly -- no permits, no parasitic GCs.

    8. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      That would be illegal. You could however use Owner/Builder permits, no GC and legal.

    9. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      It's only illegal if you get caught :)

    10. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you've heard this before, but this type of "problem-solving" is generally referred to as being a shitty engineer.

    11. Re:Proper kitchen design needs no robot... by AC-x · · Score: 1

      You can hose down the floor, countertop, and drawer faces, same as a restaurant kitchen.

      Or if you want to take it one step further

  5. But we have dishwashers already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what people actually want is robots to take the dirty dishes and put them into the dishwasher, and then press a button?

    (and presumably unload and put them away afterwards)

    1. Re:But we have dishwashers already by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      No, to clean the floors and counters. Because the US hasn't invented "wet" bathrooms and kitchens yet -- proper design would allow the kitchen to be basically hosed down and drain down the tiles to a floor drain.

    2. Re:But we have dishwashers already by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Do you not have any electrical appliances in this wet room kitchen of yours?

    3. Re:But we have dishwashers already by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Not on the floor -- just unplug what's on the counter or trip the GFCI before washing the counters.

    4. Re:But we have dishwashers already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, to clean the floors and counters. Because the US hasn't invented "wet" bathrooms and kitchens yet -- proper design would allow the kitchen to be basically hosed down and drain down the tiles to a floor drain.

      maybe you need to teach your family to stop throwing food on the walls and ceiling, then you won't have to hose down the place after every meal

    5. Re:But we have dishwashers already by ranton · · Score: 1

      So what people actually want is robots to take the dirty dishes and put them into the dishwasher, and then press a button?

      (and presumably unload and put them away afterwards)

      Yes. And to rinse the dishes first, scrape off food which the dishwasher will have trouble cleaning, and most importantly put them away after they are dry.

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    6. Re:But we have dishwashers already by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I thought food fights originated from the USA? It's such a wasteful thing to do, it has to be American.

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    7. Re:But we have dishwashers already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also you don't need a dishwasher then either. The dishes will be hosed down together with the kitchen.

    8. Re:But we have dishwashers already by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Yes, we need one of those swirly thingies on the ceiling and a pocket for a dishwasher tab on the wall.

    9. Re:But we have dishwashers already by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      And cook the food and shop for the food, and wash clothes and make the beds, and mop the floors and hoover, and organize the toys, and do the taxes, pay the bills, go to work, and go to the gym.

    10. Re:But we have dishwashers already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just had a birthday--thanks for reminding me how much it sucks being an adult.

      If I'd known as a child what I know now, I never would have bothered to grow up!

    11. Re:But we have dishwashers already by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

      This is why I just use paper plates.

  6. It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by pikine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know what to make of this. Either people are too lazy to even load a dishwasher and just litter the plates all over their house, or maybe there really is not much robots can do for us because our basic needs are already fulfilled by simple household appliances.

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    1. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or not lazy enough. Be like me; cook your food in the microwave oven, and eat off paper plates. Zero washing up required.

    2. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head - lazy.

      Now let me just go invent a nail-hitting robot...

    3. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy two dishwashers and put them side-by-side. They automatically alternate between storage of clean dishes (no need to move them to drawers) and storange of soon-to-be washed dirty dishes. Remember, with the correct data structure, you can solve problems without complex algorithm,

    4. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Exactly -- yes.

    5. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that current dishwasher technology is not particularly well suited to all dishes (crystal, china, etc.), nor do they do a good job of getting heavily-soiled pots and pans, or dishes with dried on food clean without pre-washing. Finally, dishwashers are a finite size and will not hold all the dishes from many meals. A well-engineered dishwashing robot will have none of these issues.

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    6. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Zarhan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not the dishes - as you say, dishwasher is for that and loading is quick.

      How about cleaning up cooking utensils, pots, pans and so on (lots of these, e.g. cast-iron stuff, is not machine-washable). Cleaning up the oven, grill, leftovers, flour that has spread across all level surfaces, bits of dough. Cleaning up after your kids messes up the table by spraying her meal all over the table, or when you yourself accidentally knock that drink to the floor. Cleaning up the fridge after the cheese you've forgotten has decided to start evolving into a new life form. Collecting all the garbage (containers of food ingredients and/or take-out).

      Dishes are a solved problem. Cleaning up the other areas of kitchen: Not so much, apart from paying for a housekeeper.

    7. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you are cooking for one or two. Cooking and serving a whole meal for 5 or 6 people involves a lot of cleaning up and washing dishes. That should be pretty self evident today...

    8. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what to make of this. Either people are too lazy to even load a dishwasher

      Dude, seriously, what the fuck is the point of having robots if they can't do the shit work for us? I want a domestic robot to do the stuff I don't want to.

      And from the sounds of it, it's not an easy problem:

      And why? Well, think about what it requires. You have to walk into a situation, you have to assess where things are, you have to identify everything, you have to remember where it goes, you have to move it in an appropriate way and you have to do all this in some manner of real time.

      Find all of the dishes (I guarantee they're not well stacked and organised, and possibly not all in the same place) ... figure out what can and can't go in the dishwasher (part of my espresso machine is aluminum and can't go in or it blackens, and no, the soap doesn't go in either) ... identify things like knives you don't want to bash up the blade (ding my expensive knife blade and I'm going to be pissed) ... figure out how to spatially arrange it in the dishwasher to maximise space (my mother in law can't do this to save her life) ... and then take it out, put it back where it belongs (and in our house that's a carefully arranged placement or else you can't get it all back in because dishes are round and cabinets aren't.

      True story. A couple of years ago we were on vacation with several families. My mother in law tried to load the dishwasher, and said "we're going to have to run two loads, we're out of space". My wife rolled her eyes, undid the bad packing job, put back everything, plus the dishes my mother in law couldn't get in, and had room leftover to spare.

      In mathematics this is the bin packing problem, and a lot of humans suck at it -- in fact, it's considered NP-hard so a computer is going to suck at it. My wife is a savant when it comes to stuff like that. As are professional movers.

      You'd be amazed how badly some people do at packing dishwashers (a friend's wife consistently puts the same pan in the same place which obstructs the mechanism), or simply hate doing it. In a big family, it's a never ending task.

      I don't have any trouble believing that when someone says "hey, what do you want a robot to do" that the dishes is #1 on the list. Try cleaning a hotel pan that's had pork drippings stuck to it.

    9. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Certainly my least favorite part of cooking...I would rather hang with family or take a walk or something but there is a huge mess waiting for me.

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    10. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw the dishes, I want a fleet of swarmed mini-bots to wash & wax my car every (morning/as weather permits). I know a lot of people who, like me detest washing their car!!

    11. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by pikine · · Score: 1

      Josephine Cochrane invented the modern dishwasher because her maids kept breaking her fine chinas and crystals. She would be sad to know that you think the technology is not doing a good job.

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    12. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      But then you have to take out the trash more often. Not an easy or fun thing to do in the middle of winter.

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    13. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      You seem to be thinking the dishwasher is the problem. I say the problem is you and your many types of dishes, pots and pans.

      That's like a farmer complaining that his lawnmower can't handle his corn fields.

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    14. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by ranton · · Score: 1

      I don't know what to make of this. Either people are too lazy to even load a dishwasher and just litter the plates all over their house, or maybe there really is not much robots can do for us because our basic needs are already fulfilled by simple household appliances.

      It takes far longer than 5 minutes to load a dishwasher, unless you are single and never cook. The process of cleaning pots and pans by hand, rinsing dishes, scraping off tough to clean food, loading a dishwasher, unloading a dishwasher, and putting them away in the cabinets is easily a half hour of effort for a family of four, if not a little longer.

      That is a significant amount of work to offload; probably more time savings than dishwashers initially introduced.

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    15. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer solid plates, and even if I went with paper plates, I'd still have the problem of dirty paper plates accumulating in my house. So, the solution at present is to use a general-purpose robot, use "machine learning", set it to maximize the amount of and variety of clean dishes in storage, minimize the mess, and minimize costs. The robot is practically a genius. It is not yet very adept at actually identifying or reliably cleaning dishes (it tends to break and pulverize a lot of what it is able to find). But it did figure out how to make up for these losses by stealing credentials from unwary neighbors, order dishes in their name and with their address, show up in time to greet the deliveryman, receive packages, sign for them, bring them home, and unpack & hose down the new dishes. For the messes it can't quite address, it occasionally hires an illegal immigrant to come and clean up. And, occasionally, when the robot becomes very uncertain about the variety of clean dishes available, it will even dispose the entire stock and re-order.

    16. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      It should be more or less the same to cook for one or six people.

      Cooking for one: one portion of pasta and one portion of tomato sauce. Cook pasta for 8 minutes and heat tomato sauce for 3 minutes.

      Cooking for six: six portions of pasta and six portions of tomato sauce. Cook pasta for 48 minutes and heat tomato sauce for 18 minutes.

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    17. Re: It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cook for 5 people every night. It's takes an hour to cook and clean everything if I do it by myself. If I have help we split the chores. Jesus you people are lazy.

    18. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You stay inside all winter? Yucch. I live in Alaska. We still go outside (if only to fight off the Grizzlies trying eat the garbage).

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    19. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      Exactly. In looking through the comments so far, it appears /. is still inhabited by young, single people that do very little cooking. I estimate the washing of dishes to be at least half of the time to cook (assuming prep and clean, as "cooking" is usually unattended), and even more time when serving multi-course meals, such as holiday meals for a group of people.

      Taken to its conclusion, time tending to cooking duties can be cut in half at such gatherings. This is worth a lot of money.

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    20. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only takes five minutes to wash a dishwasher load of dishes by hand, as well.

    21. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      strikes me that much of this could be solved by changing the design of the dishes, dishwasher racks and cabinetry. Make glasses, plates utensils etc. to fit the dishwasher and shed food more easily (less deep, radiused corners, better non-stick finishes designed for dishwashing)

      I'm surprised whirlpool doesn't have a range of especially dishwasher-friendly crockery and glassware for "everyday" use

      Also, surprised that dishwashers don't come with better removable racks that can be set on a countertop to be filled or slide directly into a cabinet to unload the dishwasher in one fell swoop

      Maybe it would be heavy for dishes (unless they split the racks in half) but it could easily be achieved for knives and forks

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    22. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, but you know what, I think it's easier to do all those things than the boring, repetitive work of washing dishes for 30 minutes per day, by hand. So there's still a 50% or 80% reduction in work.

    23. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have exactly the situation you described and it takes 5 minutes to load it, 2 to unload it and a second to rinse each plate when I put it in the sink.

    24. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on what you cook/eat.

      My family eats a lot of rice and if you don't scrape that stuff off beforehand (god help you if it dries), it tends to clog the dishwasher drainage pipe.

    25. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you never "cooked" meals, only ate snack foods, frozen foods, take out, and super easy things like sandwiches with basic cold cuts 'n cheese that can be made on a paper plate or napkin, you would produce *less* trash and recyclables to take out each week than someone who cooks all their meals. a *hell of a lot less*.

      source: i just described *me*

    26. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's more to cleaning than just loading the dishwasher. The kitchen floor, stove top and counter top also have to be cleaned, unless you want germs.

    27. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...When I was a kid, we did the cleaning up in the kitchen, doing dishes was a nightly chore if you didnt want to get sent to bed with a spanked ass.

      When my kids are old enough I'll expect them to at least load and unload the dishwasher. Krazy idea I know!

    28. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about cleaning up cooking utensils, pots, pans and so on (lots of these, e.g. cast-iron stuff, is not machine-washable). Cleaning up the oven, grill, leftovers, flour that has spread across all level surfaces, bits of dough. Cleaning up after your kids messes up the table by spraying her meal all over the table, or when you yourself accidentally knock that drink to the floor. Cleaning up the fridge after the cheese you've forgotten has decided to start evolving into a new life form. Collecting all the garbage (containers of food ingredients and/or take-out).

      Introducing, iCloth .

    29. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      It's similar to what I do. And since I don't throw food away, it can easily be a month until the trash bag is full.

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    30. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      If you have one. In my small off-grid house I don't have room, spare kwh, water, and so on for that kind of utterly wasteful appliance.

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    31. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      > Dishes are a solved problem. Cleaning up the other areas of kitchen: Not so much, apart from paying for a housekeeper.

      Or a wife.
      Not everybody is single you know. I'm perfectly happy with my wife. We don't even need a dishwasher, not that I ever had one.

    32. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Dishwashers damage glass (and crystal) by etching. It is only noticeable after many cycles : a rainbow pattern starts to appear, then it becomes cloudy, and no amount of your favorite descaling solution will fix that, because it is not scale.
      But if it is fine crystal, you will eventually break it by hand washing.

      The big question is which one comes first?

    33. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pasta does not come in portions ... nor those any food unless you -- slave -- are being portioned by a master. Preparing tomato sauce worth eating takes anywhere from 8 to 36 hours. Of-course you eat any swill that might be warmed. Tasteless -- colorless -- clueless that's you palsy ! Shit samitch are warm.

    34. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by pikine · · Score: 1

      Etching is caused by the detergent, not by the dishwasher. I guess you could blame the dishwasher for prolonging glassware's exposure to the detergent during the 2 hour cycle as opposed to just a few seconds if you wash it by hand, but if you select your detergent carefully, etching is preventable.

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    35. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Recipe is pinned to my refrigerator now.

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    36. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd how there isn't a dishwasher tablet for fine crystals and glass that doesn't do the etching. (there is)

      Let's be honest, these things don't need a two hour cleaning cycle either.

      Oh wait, it's called a Crystal Cycle, and you should get a dishwasher with this function if you are in the habit of using lots of crystal glasses and you can't be bothered with a few minutes of handwashing these.

    37. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Pfffft... Those guys are amateurs, pros use disposable paper plates and pizza boxes to avoid washing up.

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    38. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The main advantage of a dishwasher is that your unwashed dishes, cups and cutlery are hidden away rather than sitting in the sink. The actual time saved is minimal, bearing in mind you still have to rinse off any plates with food on, wash pots and pans and wooden spoons separately, , etc.

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    39. Re:It takes only 5 minutes to load a dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The work scales with the available labor pool.

      A family of six: different person does the dishes each day of the week, with a "dish free" takeout option on the spare day.

      Easy.

  7. Answer my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And, if it's a spammer, engage them for a few seconds before telling them to go f themselves.

    1. Re:Answer my phone by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      You might like the Jolly Roger Telephone Company. They're pretty much doing just what you want.

      http://www.jollyrogertelco.com...

  8. Females by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this was the whole point of joining in marriage with a female? I hear they make good sandwiches, too.

    1. Re:Females by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup... Me and two females make a good sandwich.

    2. Re:Females by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      I thought this was the whole point of joining in marriage with a female? I hear they make good sandwiches, too.

      They outlawed buying and selling them though so nerds are SoL and doomed to a life of consuming fast food.

    3. Re:Females by boudie2 · · Score: 2

      That was fifty years ago. Asking a woman to cook now is like asking a black guy to shine your shoes.

    4. Re:Females by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm cooking up a load of sperm in my balls to squirt into your dad's asshole.

    5. Re: Females by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL reminds me of goodfellas.

      "Go home and get your fucking shine box" - billy bats

    6. Re:Females by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but if you make her into a sandwich she stops cleaning, and eventually people show up asking where she went.

  9. Isn't that what a "dishwasher" is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that what a "dishwasher" is? It's a dish washing robot in box form. Or are people saying they are even too lazy to load the dishwasher now and require a robot to do that now too? And I thought I was lazy.

  10. Tough, but if you figure that out, you've got it m by fox171171 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We already have dishwashers for the washing part, the hard part is getting the robot to collect everything, not break or spill anything, clean the big chunks off, load the dishwasher and run it. Then inspect, unload and put it away.

    The good news is if you can build a robot to do that, it should be a no-brainer to get it to do laundry and garbage duties as well. Probably get it to cook too.

  11. what an idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Metal or plastic faced drawers, tile floor with a drain in the middle. You can hose down the floor, countertop, and drawer faces, same as a restaurant kitchen.

    Kitchens and baths with drained floors are very common outside the US.

    yeah except none of that helps with washing the dishes, you still need humans to gather up the dishes and put them in the dishwasher, you still need humans to remove the dishes from the dishwasher and put them back.

    again NOTHING you addressed has anything to do with washing dishes

    what an idiot!

    1. Re:what an idiot! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      2 dishwashers. Store your dishes in one of them, load a second one for washing as you use them...

    2. Re: what an idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a dishdrawer, then.

      https://www.fisherpaykel.com/nz/kitchen/dishwashing/dishdrawer/double-dishdrawer0.DD60DDFX7.html

    3. Re:what an idiot! by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Or run the dishwasher at night, empty it in the morning, and then load dishes during the day as you use them,

    4. Re: what an idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. That's how we do it. No issues.

  12. Robot dishwashers will be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend they use plastic dishes in the first generation models. I prefer disposable or edible kitchenware and appliances, even the kitchen itself. Then all you need is good bathroom plumbing.

  13. Laudry yes! Dishwashing is actually pretty easy by raymorris · · Score: 2

    In our house, laundry would definitely be near the top of the list.

    A dishwashing machine / robot is actually pretty simple. It's just used slightly differently than the habit most people have. Currently, we put our dirty dish in the sink, perhaps after rinsing it first. A day or two later, we wash / scrub the dried-on food, then put it in the "dishwasher" to finish the job. So five steps done by a human:

    1 Rinse
    2 Put in sink
    3 Scrub dried food
    4 Put in dishwasher
    5 Put in cupboard

    That can be easily reduced to one or two steps:
    1 Put in drawer, which is dishwasher

    Optionally the two or three step version:
    Rinse (optional)
    Put in dishwashing drawer
    Put in cupboard (optional)

    The "innovation" is a dishwasher which consists of units of only one rack, and instead of having a door you open and then a rack that pulls out, the two are combined - the dishwasher opens like a drawer. Because it's small, it'll be full (enough) daily and there is no step of handling food that has been drying on the plates for two days. Optionally, every time you close it it could trigger a 5 second blast of water to rinse off the food while it's still fresh.

    An appliance might consist of 2-4 such washing drawers in a stack, with a light to indicate which is the current "dirty" drawer for dirty dishes to go in.

    It wouldn't handle large mixing bowls unless you had one extra-tall drawer for the big items, but rather each drawer would be sized for the cups, cereal bowls, flatware etc that people use daily.

  14. Re:Laudry yes! Dishwashing is actually pretty easy by chuckugly · · Score: 2

    If only they made something like that: https://www.appliancesconnecti...{creative}&KW=&pdv=c

    I kid, I kid. But they are nice - we have those at the office.

  15. Clarify: skip the sink, put it in the robot (machi by raymorris · · Score: 1

    To clarify, I think what most people probably think of for a "dish washing robot" would have the robot clean the dishes that are in the sink. So the human still has to put the dish IN the sink, probably after scraping any big chunks of food into the trash. So that's still the human putting the dish somewhere before the robot does it's job.

        I propose that since the human has to put the dish somewhere, they may as well skip the sink and just put the dish into the robot (dishwasher drawer).

  16. So a butler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do people with enough money to pay people to do stuff first do?
    I would imagine that poorer people will want the same things when robots can be bought for less to do those jobs.

    Rich people get maids, get butlers, chefs, chauffeurs, personal trainers.
    I would imagine the rest of us will want robots that can do those things when they become economically viable. Self driving cars are effectively "robot chauffeurs".

  17. As Someone With 6 Month Old Rotting Dishes by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    I can confirm, this is the only way I'd ever consider buying a Google bot. Dishwashers are worthless because even with the most potent chemical corrosives known to man you have to wash the fucking things before putting them in.

    1. Re:As Someone With 6 Month Old Rotting Dishes by avandesande · · Score: 1

      If you get lucky you will have cockroach infestation to clean dishes for you

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    2. Re:As Someone With 6 Month Old Rotting Dishes by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      If you get lucky you will have cockroach infestation to clean dishes for you

      They don't eat nearly as fast as you might expect.

  18. Um... buy an expensive dishwasher by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    the really nice ones will clean up just about anything except the really big chunks. Give me a robot gardener instead. One that pulls my weeds and keeps the neighborhood association off my back.

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    1. Re:Um... buy an expensive dishwasher by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Ah, what you want is a neighborhood association terminator.

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    2. Re:Um... buy an expensive dishwasher by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      the really nice ones will clean up just about anything except the really big chunks. Give me a robot gardener instead. One that pulls my weeds and keeps the neighborhood association off my back.

      A riding mower with a .50 cal machine gun ought to do the trick. Could easily rig up some semi autonomous driving mode to run around and chase people. Bonus points (and lack of jail time) for shooting blanks or tracers.

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    3. Re:Um... buy an expensive dishwasher by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      IANAL but I suspect you'll still do jail time if you put a browning on your john deere and send it after people while firing blanks and tracers.

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    4. Re:Um... buy an expensive dishwasher by sjames · · Score: 1

      Nah, once the jury finds out you only used it on neighborhood association wonks they'll let you off with a warning....to use live rounds next time or else.

  19. Laundry - one step better by spaceman375 · · Score: 1

    I want an automatic closet. Throw clothes in it's direction as I undress for bed. In the morning they should be washed, hung or folded as needed, and put away. Done silently, please.
        A pretty maid, or houseboy if you swing that way, has multiple extra functions, but is also high maintenance.

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    1. Re:Laundry - one step better by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Someone (Matsushita?) demoed one of those earlier this year. Well, not quite, but very close: it was a wardrobe with a clothes bucket at one end. You had to drop the dirty clothes into it, but then it would sort them, wash them, dry them (by laying them on a flat surface and sucking the moisture out, which worked to iron them as well), fold them, and put them back in the correct place ready for you to wear.

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  20. The dishwasher robot is not a even a problem, by Max_W · · Score: 1

    the problem is to introduce the standard plates, cups, forks, spoon, ladles, etc. So that a robot can recognize them.

    There should be also a place on each item where robot can take it safely.

    But it is not a technical problem, but a social one. Try to explain to people basically from the stone age, especially at leadership positions, what is standardization, unification, etc. ...

    1. Re:The dishwasher robot is not a even a problem, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Da, comrade. Communist party will guarantee every household receives set of standard dishes. Anyone who possesses non-standard dishes will be taken out and shot by robots. For glorious social revolution.

    2. Re:The dishwasher robot is not a even a problem, by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      If we're going to standardize we might as well put RFIDs in the damn things while we're at it, to make the robots easier to make and thus cheaper.

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    3. Re:The dishwasher robot is not a even a problem, by Max_W · · Score: 1

      Good idea. Why not also an indelible QR code on both sides, so that the machine knows exactly what it is dealing with both from the RFID tag and QR code for reliability.

    4. Re:The dishwasher robot is not a even a problem, by Max_W · · Score: 1

      Standard does not mean that they are the same or ugly, just a finite set of dimensions and shapes, so that the machine can recognize what it is dealing with.

      In millions of cafes, restaurants, canteens, eateries, an army of people have to pick up a plate with hands, clean it from remaining food, and put it into a dishwasher. It is hard debilitating manual labor, which less and less people agree to do for any money.

      An small indelible QR code on both sides would make it much easier to recognize an item.

      I realize that it is very hard to implement, because the majority of people still think that we should kind of live in caves, i mean the so called status quo bias: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... . It is a powerful phenomenon, no argument about it.

  21. I want a floor cleaning robot that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vacuums, mops, can handle pet hair, and empty/clean itself between usages. // it's the pet hair that's the biggest issue.

  22. Isn't it called a dishwasher? by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

    Sure, you have to put the dishes in the dishwasher, but that's pretty easy. A dog walking robot might be good, but if I had a dog, I think I'd rather have some time with my pooch. Robots are best at repetitive tasks, but I can't think of much during my day that I would pay multi-thousands to not do. Maybe folding clothes?

    1. Re:Isn't it called a dishwasher? by Max_W · · Score: 1

      In a restaurant before putting a dish into a dishwasher one has to clean it up manually. It is a back breaking work.

      A true dishwasher robot could free an army of several million people from physically and morally hard manual labor.

    2. Re:Isn't it called a dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vacuuming. But we have decent robo-vacuums today. Depending on where you live, if you have pets, how many people live in the house, there could be a lot of dust that collects every day. Keepin up with that in a large apartment is like a job.

    3. Re:Isn't it called a dishwasher? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      You can't put big pots and pans in the dishwasher, or electric skillets, waffle makers, sharp knives, and on and on. It can't load itself, and it can't dry the dishes when it's done (even if it does have a "dry" cycle), and it can't put the dishes away.

      The dishwasher only solves the easiest 20% of the problem.

    4. Re:Isn't it called a dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are too lazy to walk your dog, you shouldnt own one.. okay you dont .. thats why you think about it this way.

  23. Re:Laudry yes! Dishwashing is actually pretty easy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    That's my wife's workflow. I think it's silly to scrub every dish and then load the dishwasher, so I put them in fairly filthy and only scrub the occasional one that comes out still soiled. She complains about my method because she doesn't like scrubbing "clean" dishes. Oh, well - married life... at least I put the seat down and fold the laundry fresh out of the dryer.

    Incidentally, a dishwasher is a dishwashing robot. I guess people don't want to put the clean dishes away? That seems like a more trivial task for a robot to be trained.

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  24. I've a dishwashing robot for years by zaax · · Score: 2

    Its called a dishwasher. You put for plates etc in; add a tablet and press a botton and they come out clean about 90 mins later - its very good robot

    1. Re:I've a dishwashing robot for years by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Which brand/type of dishwashing tablet do you use? It seems to be a problem choosing a good one.

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    2. Re:I've a dishwashing robot for years by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I can only say that in Germany the cheapest ones from the discounter consistently score best in independent tests. It's important not to use the all-in-one tabs, but keep the salt and rinse agent separate in their dedicated dispensers.

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  25. Re:Tough, but if you figure that out, you've got i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I normally don't eat bones and such things... Just saying...

  26. Fallout has that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gsMytHXq8iE/Vd7nnwt_HGI/AAAAAAAAXMI/LK6e1nfT_Is/s640-Ic42/Fallout-Shelter-Android-Mr.Handy.jpg

    One of those would do the trick but I don't see how the exhaust would be good for the floors and things. Especially if you have gas for the stove and things.

  27. Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install a powerful magnet, only use metal plates and glasses. Would love to see this contraption in action.

  28. Sounds like an opportunity for Apple by MTEK · · Score: 1

    In order for the robot to recognize items properly, however, you'll need compatible plates, utensils, stemware, etc.

    1. Re:Sounds like an opportunity for Apple by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      Or smarter AI that can generalize then specialize again.

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  29. Dishwasher? But wait there's more by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    Eric Schmidt didn't just talk about robot dishwashers last weekend. He also said:

    Some fresh sets of eyes would be helpful in tackling security issues and "a new set of brains and talent" is needed.
    Schmidt also said getting good at artificial intelligence will be very important to both governments and businesses in the coming years.
    He noted there are a huge number of computer scientists coming out of the world's top universities who can provide leadership.

    All of which seem much more in line with the prime directive of this site than dishwashers.

    1. Re:Dishwasher? But wait there's more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Young eyes, young brains, young talent are better. New graduates are foreigners on student visas. Let's give them work visas, since they're already here, and make them work for cheap.

      Usual ageist racist cheapskate tripe from the billionaire robber baron.

  30. Re:Wait in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> People Want Dish-Washing Robots To Clean Up the Kitchen More Than Any Other
    > Well, that they admit to, anyway. Sex robots will be #1 on people's "want lists"

    The otaku (weaboo) want a robot which washes dishes in the evening, provides sexual services during the night, makes sandwiches in the morning, behaves tsundere 7x24x365 and looks like a schoolgirl uniform clad underage lolita, complete with cat ears and tail.

    The concept became so successfull they even made an anime about it, it's called Blend-S and currently airing on japanese TV / Crunchyroll.

    The practical realization, however is a little behind schedule. The currently available "Gatebox" model is simply a hologram of maid-styled Hatsune Miku trapped in a coffee machine like concoction and she can only speak to you, not do manual chores.

  31. Pot and Pan washing robot by presidenteloco · · Score: 2

    The real problem is the encrusted/burnt-encrusted (and heavily slimed) pots and pans, which
    A) might not fit in the dishwasher along with the dishes, and
    B) the dishwasher doesn't work on anyway so you have to do them by hand, with a lot of scrubbing.

    That's why they call it a dishwasher, not a pot and pan scrubber.

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    1. Re:Pot and Pan washing robot by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      The lazy solution is to stop using pots and pans.

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    2. Re: Pot and Pan washing robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you can't get that unless you burnt food onto it, never washed it and burnt food onto it again.

      If you're that lazy and unconcerned about your own well being then just throw it away and buy a new one.

    3. Re: Pot and Pan washing robot by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      For people who did do that, they should be advised that they've created a plastic polymer out of the repeatedly-heated fats, and what they need to do is fill the pot with water, boil it for 30 minutes, and then scrub it out right after dumping the boiling water out.

    4. Re:Pot and Pan washing robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they call it a dishwasher, not a pot and pan scrubber.

      You've never even seen a dishwasher, have you? If you had, you would know that most of them have pot and pan scrub settings or cycles. If your needs are more extreme, you can get a commercial grade dishwasher such as those used at restaurants.

      "Dishwasher" is just an old name that stuck around. It's like a DSL modem or a cable modem. They aren't actual modems, but that's what they are called.

    5. Re:Pot and Pan washing robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soaking and not overloading the dishwasher will accomplish your goal. The dish washer is much cheaper to operate than you might think. I calculated costs on my half size dish washer and it was 50 cents. That includes water heating, water, electricity, soap, and jet dry.

    6. Re: Pot and Pan washing robot by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Oh man, they are actually modems. "Modem" is not a whimsical name like "Yahoo". It stands for 'Modulator-Demodulator'.

  32. Not laundry? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    Did they only poll nudist colonies? Everyone I know would much rather have a laundry robot that sorts/washes/dries/folds than a dish robot. Dishwashers already do 90%+ of what I want done with dishes.

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    1. Re:Not laundry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they only poll nudist colonies? Everyone I know would much rather have a laundry robot that sorts/washes/dries/folds than a dish robot. Dishwashers already do 90%+ of what I want done with dishes.

      I agree. I do think washing pots and pans is a pain, but still much quicker than doing the laundry, even if you're single and living alone.

  33. Better invent universal basic income by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    to go along with the dishwashing robots then.

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    1. Re:Better invent universal basic income by Max_W · · Score: 1

      Why not? In any case it was proven still in the 19th century that breaking glass windows in a town systematically does not make a glasscutter rich, since it makes the whole town poorer, interferes with the whole economical model, distracts people from their tasks, etc.

  34. Go Figure by mschwanke97402 · · Score: 1

    Doing dishes takes so little time. How f**king lazy are people these days? I am pretty lazy when it comes to chores but doing the dishes is just not on my list of tasks to roboticize.

    1. Re:Go Figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the single guy who eats out all the time.

  35. I have been saying this for almost a decade. by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

    When people travel thousands of miles to visit someone they rarely see, but care about very much, who the hell wants to do dishes? This is time that is invaluable and I'm fairly certain even a price of $20,000 will be a worthwhile expense to millions if not tens of millions of households.

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  36. I think they just lack imagination by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you'd be amazed how little imagination most folks have. It's actually a fairly serious social problem. After the last round of mass shootings there were interviews folks there. Several of who changed their opinion of gun control based solely on personal experiences. I've had friends who fell on hard times after the economic crash of 2008 who's folks were doing pretty good actually and were no help because they just couldn't comprehend the idea of anyone not just being able to work themselves out of any jam because they've always managed to.

    Basically there's a lot of folk who can't grok something they didn't personally experience. If you go back and read the book that word grok came from being able to reach those people was a major part of it.

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    1. Re: I think they just lack imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is basically "a genie gave you three wishes, what do you wish for?" As every kid knows, the correct answer is "MORE WISHES".
      For robots the correct answer is "I want a crop growing robot, so I don't starve to death when other robots take my job." A good second is "a stock picking robot" but Wallstreet already has those and aren't about to share it with little old you.

    2. Re:I think they just lack imagination by houghi · · Score: 1

      Basically there's a lot of folk who can't grok something they didn't personally experience.

      I did read what you wrote, but I just can't believe that that is true.

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  37. Um, got one already, it has a Bosch brand on it. by Halster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just checked under the bench, my "Dishwashing Robot" in a box is still there...

    SRSLY, give me a robot that can vacuum and mop floors properly (ie. not like a roomba), or pick up kids toys, or wash dry and iron clothes. That's higher on my list than a robot that does what my dishwasher already does perfectly well.

    L8r.

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  38. Robot Sex Maid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best of both worlds really...

  39. Re:Laudry yes! Dishwashing is actually pretty easy by rh2600 · · Score: 2

    This already exists - has done for years, it's called a Dish Drawer https://www.fisherpaykel.com/n...

  40. It's not by zmooc · · Score: 1

    It's not that. We have dish washers and the few things that can't go in there are washed in no time. Folding the laundry, that's what we want automated.

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  41. Re: Wait in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot large, gravity defying, can crusher boobs.

  42. What? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    I don't get this. The dish problem is IMO the home automation problem with the best existing solution. It's called a dishwasher and bit bit of kitchen organisation (like have the dishwasher below and next to the cabinets with the dishes).

    Surely the robot problem looking for a solution is the part of laundry that comes after the washing machine? And maybe windows, depending on the home

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  43. You confuze efficiency with laziness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Common mistake.

    Laziness is when you save so much resources, that you become *less* efficient again and it starts harming you.

    Otherwise, it is just plain efficiency, which is obviously good.

    High emeergence is usually the elegant ideal, if you want high efficiency without making compromises.

  44. I can put my dishes back in the cupboard myself .. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    ... thank you, but if you have a robot that cleans - vaccuums, sweeps, dusts, mops - well enough that I don't have to do another round, I'm all ears.

  45. Re:Tough, but if you figure that out, you've got i by Kjella · · Score: 1

    The good news is if you can build a robot to do that, it should be a no-brainer to get it to do laundry and garbage duties as well. Probably get it to cook too.

    Well I'd like a chef bot. But something tells me that having a robot quality check that the ingredients that nothing is damaged or spoiled or has any foreign elements adds a whole other layer of complexity. The "base elements" like flour and sugar are pretty static but things like fish and meat, fruit and vegetables vary in size, shape and taste and the cooking needs to adapt but without a nose and taste buds it'll have a problem getting feedback. Nothing that is totally unsolvable but I'd think even big industrial food production has people actually tasting a sample of each batch in case of equipment malfunction, blockages, leaks and whatnot leading to failed product. It'd be tough to miniaturize all that for home use.

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  46. Re:Um, got one already, it has a Bosch brand on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The roomba is pretty good, it cleans better and in more places than the manual type. The only issue is putting the dust in the garbage bin.

    I live next to a park, the amount of dust that get deposited in my house every day is insane.

  47. Re:Tough, but if you figure that out, you've got i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah - I think he's referring to a 'waiter/ress', not a dishwasher.

  48. Harder than a self driving car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please.

  49. Dishwashers are completely useless by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 2

    The time it takes to load with the dishes it can actually usefully wash is not offset by the time it takes to manually wash such simple to clean dishes.

  50. Insane,..... just how lazy are people? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I was a lazy piglet for a very long time, but once I hit about 32, I got sick of living in squalor and learnt to wash my dishes, it's really not hard and I don't even have a dishwasher, I can't imagine how much easier it is with one of those, especially the 2 tray systems.

    It's really not difficult.

    NOW a machine which will iron and fold my clothes? That I'll sign up for, because I can wash em, I can hang em out, I can put em away but ironing and folding is the worst thing ever.

  51. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eat directly off the table, sterilize table

  52. Re:Um, got one already, it has a Bosch brand on it by jezwel · · Score: 1

    Just iron my shirts, that's all i really want. I know there's a thing out there that does it in concept, but I have yet to see it in my local store.
    I'm happy doing pretty much everything else, it doesn't take much time at all. Though maybe a Roomba to do the floors would be nice.

  53. Maybe our dishes need to Evolve too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When washing machines for our clothes came along, we needed tougher clothes to handle the machinery. Maybe what we need are tougher dishes that can resist heavy handling by machinery so they can be placed in a dish washer more easily.

  54. Re:Laudry yes! Dishwashing is actually pretty easy by AC-x · · Score: 2

    So five steps done by a human:

    Why would you do step 2 and 3? After you rinse just put them straight in the dishwasher, mine always had no problem dealing with dry residue.

    Also if you want to kick it up a notch have 2 dishwashers and alternate them so one always acts as storage for clean dishes and the other for your used dirty dishes. Rinse and repeat!

  55. Less obsolete technology by DrYak · · Score: 1

    A) might not fit in the dishwasher along with the dishes, and
    B) the dishwasher doesn't work on anyway so you have to do them by hand, with a lot of scrubbing.

    Then please replace your museum-worthy old appliance with something that was built in the current century.

    (In addition to being able to successfully handle encrusted pots and actually having room for them, modern dish-washers tend to use a lot less water and a lot less energy than their older predecessors.
    And also use a lot less water than humans.)

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  56. Self cleaning industrial kitchens by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Industrial kitchens have some kind of sprinkle system (not unlike completely the fire suppressant system) that can clean/shower the whole kitchen automatically at the flip of a switch at the end of the work day when the cook leaves the room.

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  57. Come on.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to say, but dishwashing robots exist for quite some time. What are they called?

    -Dishwashers!

  58. Re:Um, got one already, it has a Bosch brand on it by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, a dishwasher is to washing dishes as a Roomba is to vacuum cleaning.

    They cannot do the whole job, and not at the same level as a human being. In a restaurant you can actually notice if they use a dishwasher or not for glasses, knives etc.

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  59. AI vs Dishes robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.. AI is a danger we should look at now.. but a dishes robot is 'more difficult than we thought'.

    1. Re:AI vs Dishes robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is easy for a machine to kill a person, people are kind of fragile.

  60. No, we want laundry bots... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    We want to be able to toss our clothes into a hole at the end of the day. And have them washed, dried, sorted, folded, and placed back in the drawers.

    www.laundroid.com

  61. Right name. Wrong link, sorry. by PortHaven · · Score: 1
  62. Re:Tough, but if you figure that out, you've got i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already have dishwashers for the washing part, the hard part is getting the robot to collect everything, not break or spill anything, clean the big chunks off, load the dishwasher and run it. Then inspect, unload and put it away.

    The good news is if you can build a robot to do that, it should be a no-brainer to get it to do laundry and garbage duties as well. Probably get it to cook too.

    I'd be very worried that the cat would get laundered our thrown out.

  63. Re:I can put my dishes back in the cupboard myself by PPH · · Score: 1

    a robot that cleans - vaccuums, sweeps, dusts, mops

    Mom. Is that you?

    When I was a kid, I acquired one of those hotel door hanger signs that said, "Housekeeping. Please make up my room." And hung it on my doorknob. My mother drew the line at that one.

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  64. Re:Tough, but if you figure that out, you've got i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or stuffing it in a box with a vial of poison and a radioactive isotope.

  65. Fucking headline by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Makes you think they asked, "what do you want the dish washing robot to do?" Fucking editors.

  66. Re:Um, got one already, it has a Bosch brand on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every restaurant under the sun uses a dishwasher for glasses and cutlery.

    The good restaurants have staff who hand polish all of the glasses and cutlery before it is put out for diners to use. You've probably never worked in catering, but it is pretty standard that the last job for the staff before going home for the night is polishing - and everyone can stand around and have a good chat and decompress before knocking off.

  67. Not difficult at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you anthropomophize the problem, yeah, difficult, but if you just consider physical principles, not difficult. It would not be difficult (or me) to design a âoeslightlyâ upgraded dishwasher that can sort dishes like a coin sorter and clean them out of a modified sink unit.

    Or maybe Iâ(TM)m just a genius?

  68. If a dish benefits from a sexbot's hand... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Zen offers the solution: "Be the dish."

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  69. Robotic Overlords?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... our Robotic Overlords will be cleaning our dishes and making happy fun sexy time?

    I for one welcome our new, dish washing Robotic Overlords with benefits!

  70. Re:I can put my dishes back in the cupboard myself by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    When I was a kid, I acquired one of those hotel door hanger signs that said, "Housekeeping. Please make up my room." And hung it on my doorknob. My mother drew the line at that one.

    I would not be angry about the sign. It means that the occupant of the room at least cares about cleanliness and isn't content with living in dirty mess, even if they want someone else to do the cleaning.

    But I would be absolutely bloody livid if there were ... complaints ... about the results. If it looked like trash to me, it's in the trashcan now and does not go back in the room. If it smelled, moved on its own, or looked at me funny, it also went in the trash. Any area denial weapons^H^H^H Legos that were on the floor are in the vacuum cleaner bag now. Which is also in the trash. Enjoy your clean room, and be warned that I will be back if it looks messy.

  71. Re:Um, got one already, it has a Bosch brand on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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