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HP Quietly Installs System-Slowing Spyware On Its PCs, Users Say (computerworld.com)

It hasn't been long since Lenovo settled a massive $3.5 million fine for preinstalling adware on laptops without users' consent, and it appears HP is on to the same route already. According to numerous reports gathered by news outlet Computer World, the brand is deploying a telemetry client on customer computers without asking permission. The software, called "HP Touchpoint Analytics Service", appears to replace the self-managed HP Touchpoint Manager solution. To make matter worse, the suite seems to be slowing down PCs, users say. From the report: Dubbed "HP Touchpoint Analytics Service," HP says it "harvests telemetry information that is used by HP Touchpoint's analytical services." Apparently, it's HP Touchpoint Analytics Client version 4.0.2.1435. There are dozens of reports of this new, ahem, service scattered all over the internet. According to Gunter Born, reports of the infection go all the way back to Nov. 15, when poster MML on BleepingComputer said: "After the latest batch of Windows updates, about a half hour after installing the last, I noticed that this had been installed on my computer because it showed up in the notes of my Kaspersky, and that it opened the Windows Dump File verifier and ran a disk check and battery test." According to Gartner, HP was the largest PC vendor in the quarter that ended in September this year.

127 comments

  1. I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using Russian spyware to catch American spyware...ffs

  2. Well duh by Revek · · Score: 4, Informative

    It doesn't matter if its spying or not most 'value added' crap, computer manufacturers installs slows the computer. Rarely do they add to the performance of the PC. Hp printer installers are the worst for installing garbage you don't need.

    1. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like a "value-added" reseller. Congratulations, you now get to dick with a middleman to get things done, rather than getting things directly and much more quickly.

    2. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well it DOES matter if it's spying too - that's worse than value added.

      why it isn't illegal - i don't know.

    3. Re:Well duh by fermion · · Score: 1

      This has been an issue HP printers and scanners as well. HP installs a whole suite of functionality and disrupts the OS.

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    4. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      custom install ==> drivers only is how you avoid the shitware with hp printers and imaging products.

    5. Re:Well duh by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You avoid the shitware by not buying HP. Their drivers are pretty crap too, especially for scanners.

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    6. Re:Well duh by sexconker · · Score: 4, Informative

      custom install ==> drivers only is how you avoid the shitware with hp printers and imaging products.

      Wrong!

      1: Right click, extract to HPShittyDriver/ (you do have 7-Zip installed, right Hoss?)
      2: Dig into HPShittyDriver/ and find the driver inf files and install them (alternatively, let the Windows driver installer noodle around in it for you and pick whatever it thinks is best)

      If you can't right click, extract it you can double click to run it, step through the installer just to the point before it does shit, then head on over to the temp files directory in Windows Explorer (use Resource Monitor to track where it dumps them if you can't find it) and find all the extracted files there. Then do step 2 above.

      Another alternative is just to use whatever drivers Windows Update throws at you. You may not get the shitty "Send a Fax from your Fridge to your Light Bulbs, with Alexa" feature, unfortunately.

    7. Re:Well duh by poltsy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Used to be true before windows 10. What actually happens in windows 10 is Windows Update will detect your computer is from shitvendor and install their shitware all over automatically. There is no escape.

    8. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Group Policy editor has a handy setting for disabling driver updates when using windows update. The only version without Group Policy editor is Home edition. Friends don't let friends purchase Home edition.

    9. Re:Well duh by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      You kind of pointed to the escape ie don't install windows 10 and problem gone and I smell the US government and security letters in the back of all of this. Compulsory software installs, now that's some big brother shit right there.

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    10. Re:Well duh by jezwel · · Score: 1

      I know this situation all too well. Thankfully the pointy eared set are cottoning on to the inefficiencies that re-sellers add and we are on our way towards direct relationships with manufacturers where possible.

    11. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation please? I've not experienced that, on a machine from HP that was completely clean installed.

    12. Re:Well duh by RatchetDriver · · Score: 1

      I know this situation all too well. Thankfully the pointy eared set are cottoning on to the inefficiencies that re-sellers add and we are on our way towards direct relationships with manufacturers where possible.

      You have elves at your place? Though I hear gnomes and gremlins have pointy ears sometimes too.

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    13. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one, have bought my LAST HP computer and my LAST HP printer/scanner

  3. So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see how this is news. If you find a great deal or otherwise find yourself in the possession of a pre-built PC then the first thing you do is wipe the whole system and install fresh (could be Linux, Windows, dual-whatever-boot, or even OSX).

    This has been normal since at least 20+ years ago. Did you not know this? Are you geeks or morons?

    1. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 4, Funny

      This has been normal since at least 20+ years ago. Did you not know this? Are you geeks or morons?

      Millennials! Damn, that never gets old.

    2. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been normal since at least 20+ years ago. Did you not know this? Are you geeks or morons?

      Exactly right.

      Computer companies put crapware on their computers for one reason and one reason only. Money. They get paid to put that crap on there. i started building my own computers 20 years ago because I got tired of the low quality components and complete lack of expansion options. Now, with the addition of all the crapware, anyone who buys a pre-built computer is just a complete idiot.

      You can build a better, more powerful computer for the same price, or less. And don't tell me "my time is worth money". You're not that important.

    3. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We're morons. Only you have the knowledge. Tell us more of this wisdom you so willingly dish out.

    4. Re: So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wipe the system and install fresh?
      From what? They don't give installation discs anymore.

    5. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by barbariccow · · Score: 1

      You haven't moved onto a laptop? Or you build that yourself?

    6. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fresh installs may not do anything. Windows 10 now has a "feature" where upon a fresh install it can be told to install programs without user intervention. I believe Lenovo got caught doing that. So now besides wiping windows you should somehow wipe clean your motherboard.

    7. Re: So... like every PC, ever? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Use system to download OS installation files and prepare installation disk/drive/whatever.

      Make sure to inject drivers for your USB controller, display adapter, and network adapter. Windows 10 will grab drivers for your storage adapter and other shit from Windows Update before installation, but you'll need USB unless you're using PS/2 or an unattended setup file, video, and network all working in the installer. (You'd think this would be pretty standard and foolproof, but with Windows 7, Intel's newer chipsets fuck you over by refusing to let the USB ports operate in anything but xHCI mode. You need to inject the driver before hand.)

      THEN you can wipe/install, then get all your other drivers.

    8. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by citylivin · · Score: 2

      " find yourself in the possession of a pre-built PC then the first thing you do is wipe the whole system and install fresh"

      Some people around here are intentionally trolling or extremely ignorant of reality. 99% of people do not reinstall the OS on the brand new computer they just bought. Do you check the valve clearances on your brand new dealership car purchase? no, because you assume that the auto manufacturer built a car as functionally and perfectly as possible, and with your interests in mind. People assume that about buying new products, as crazy as that seems to people in the computer world. Windows and HP brands try and make it a turn key experience, the same as autos.

      99% of people are still buying computers with rotational hard drives for their OS volume for christ sakes.... 99% of people just want things to work and not suck too much directly out of the box. Most of those crapwares HP actually thinks serves a purpose for the consumer. Otherwise they wouldn't have bundled it.

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    9. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're old-school geeks who have simply not surrendered yet. Whose side are you on?

    10. Re: So... like every PC, ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess he hasn't because, for use at home, you can build a much more powerful system for incredibly cheap.

    11. Re:So... like every PC, ever? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      99% of nerds, man, nerds.

      We don't check the valve clearances on our petrol cars because, as you say, the auto manufacturer has likely built a car as functionally and perfectly as possible, and with your interests in mind. Until you find out which parts are designed to break in which order, of course.

      PC manufacturers have demonstrated time and again that they clearly do not have your interests in mind, otherwise we would not be having this discussion.

      Most of those crapwares HP actually thinks serves a purpose for the consumer. Otherwise they wouldn't have bundled it.

      Sorry, but that's an incredibly naive point of view.

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  4. 2017: Still using pre-installed anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dump pre-installed Windows, install it yourself from scratch. Or better yet dump Windows entirely and install whatever flavor of Linux suits you. Either way problem solved.

  5. wipe windows off by FudRucker · · Score: 1
    install Linux on, problem solved,

    do i get a cookie for offering a solution?

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    1. Re:wipe windows off by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Or buy machines from vendors that offer vanilla Windows installations. Just be careful that the crapware isn't still there, masquerading as little driver configurators in the toolbar.

      The one thing I cannot fathom is why any sane hardware supplier would ship their machines with Norton preinstalled. It's a notorious piece of crap, yet I find it on quite a few PCs. If someone asks me if "I can figure out why their PC is so slow", the first thing I do is ditch Norton: 9 out of 10 cases that fixes the problem.

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    2. Re:wipe windows off by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Vendors get paid to install crapware like Norton. Then Norton makes money off of people who don't know any better.

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    3. Re:wipe windows off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you get a cookie! ...which can be used to track you.

    4. Re:wipe windows off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I’ve got an older Thinkpad T61 and Samsung NC10, whose purposes are light office work, social media on web.
      Suggested appropriate distribution of Linux I could install from a USB drive today?

    5. Re:wipe windows off by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1, Funny

      1. Remove Windows
      2. Install Linux
      3. Remove Linux
      4. Install FreeBSD

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    6. Re:wipe windows off by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu works fine.

    7. Re:wipe windows off by Duckeenie · · Score: 1

      Sorry but I never share cookies. Perhaps I could interest you in some tripe?

    8. Re:wipe windows off by barbariccow · · Score: 1

      6. Remove FreeBSD

      7. Install archlinux www.archlinux.org

    9. Re:wipe windows off by grumpy-cowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Linux Mint. I used it on many computers without any problem. Running now on my Dell Precision m4800 (docking station connected to a LG 34" Ultrawide)) and Asus Zenbook 13". Everything is working fine.

      I bought my Dell Precision in october 2014 (i7-4940MX, 32GB RAM, SSD, 1TB HDD, ...) and it's running like a brand new computer. It's fast, responsive, ... I'm a software engineer and I'm running a lot of stuff on it : VM, Dockers, Java development, ... I'll never get this performance with Windows installed on it. Not on a 3 years old laptop.

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    10. Re:wipe windows off by Wintermute__ · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ubuntu would work just fine for what you are describing.

    11. Re:wipe windows off by sexconker · · Score: 1

      8. Remove Arch Linux.
      9. Install DOS.
      10. Play Duke Nukem, Command & Conquer, Doom, etc.
      11. Cry because there's no fucking way you'll get sound out of them on a Realtek chipset and no fucking way a modern Creative card will work.

    12. Re:wipe windows off by markdavis · · Score: 2

      >"Ubuntu would work just fine for what you are describing."

      And so will Mageia; easy to install, very friendly, rapid updates, good quality, long-term support. There are lots of choices. What they have in common is that they are all Linux distros and not MS-Windows. Linux might not be right for everyone, but it wins, hands-down, in so many ways, if you can get away with using it.

      Supposedly, a "fresh" "generic" install of MS-Windows on a machine is still going to go right back to sucking in all kinds of crapware updates (even vendor-related ones), is huge, still has lots of backdoors and "spyware" (telemetry) baked right in, and still requires aggressive and continuous malware protection that steals a significant amount of resources. Certainly better than whatever setup comes out of the box from a Best-buy HP or whatever, but far from overall ideal.

  6. Vendor Crapware Replaces Itself With Crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News at 11.

    1. Re:Vendor Crapware Replaces Itself With Crapware by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lenovo settled a massive $3.5 million fine

      This is why this sort of thing keeps happening. Massive? Not even close.

      Last year, Lenovo's revenue averaged out to $4.9 Million USD PER HOUR. Congraulations, you fined Lenovo less that what they make in one hour.

    2. Re:Vendor Crapware Replaces Itself With Crapware by fafalone · · Score: 1

      The more relevant figure is profit; their profit for fiscal 2016 was $535m (and that's for the entire company, not just their PC division). So a little better but still not enough to discourage the behavior.

  7. if u use windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u r stupid

  8. Pay the Real Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not simply pay the real cost of hardware and software?

    Computers and software are discounted by the high quality low intrusion data analytics installed that simply report non personally identifiable information that is sold to advertisers to make your PC experience better!

    Windows only adds 200 to the cost of the PC.

    I sure you can find the money to fund someone to make a printer driver, mouse driver, soundcard driver, video driver, usb driver, etc for just a few hundred dollars extra added to the cost of the PC.

    Your $499 PC now costs only double or so, still less than a smartphone!

    Time to pay up for software.

    1. Re:Pay the Real Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure you can find the money to fund someone to make a printer driver, mouse driver, soundcard driver, video driver, usb driver, etc for just a few hundred dollars extra added to the cost of the PC.

      Why would anyone do that when the drivers are already written and supplied by the hardware vendors? You are aware that there are drivers available for OS's other than Windows, correct?

    2. Re:Pay the Real Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I get a driver for my keyboard that put my keypresses into a fifo buffer and redirect to program I'm using with a few milliseconds random delay?

    3. Re:Pay the Real Cost by Entropius · · Score: 1

      I have an old shitty logitech wireless keyboard that'll do that for you.

  9. Vendor junkware is never high-quality by ErichTheRed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have way too much end user computing experience...vendor's junkware is very familiar to me. One of the things I do a lot when building a master disk image for a company is try to determine which pieces of junkware really are needed to control built-in hardware. HP laptops are a really good example...the backlights, screen brightness, volume, etc. are controlled by a massive pig of a WPF application that needs to be installed or the devices won't work 100%. On a new install, you can actually push one of the control keys and watch for 30 or more seconds while the .NET modules are compiled in the background before the OSD appears and shows your change.

    You can bet next month's house payment that these various pieces of vendor junkware consist of stitched-together example code from the hardware vendors and the lowest-bidder offshored developers contributing the glue portions. They don't invest anything beyond what they have to to get the hardware shipped. So, the speed factor is probably just a side effect of the telemetry client being the cheapest possible development HP could do. This sounds like Lenovo's Superfish moment all over again though; you'd think vendors would avoid that even on their cheapest crappiest Best Buy consumer models.

    1. Re:Vendor junkware is never high-quality by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      You can use an autohotkey script to control all those HP buttons.
      https://github.com/jleb/AHKHID

  10. TRUST NO ONE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt68...

    yes, no one is two words. use none if you must.

  11. I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    with a Macbook because it kept crashing. She's in college and too far away for me to really troubleshoot it. So she comes home and brings the Toshiba with her so I can troublshoot.

    The crashes were caused by all the crapware. Reams and reams of it. This isn't a cheap laptop either, it's a $1200 i7 with 16 gigs of ram and a 7200 rpm drive (albeit no SSD).

    I always wondered why the heck folks were banging on about when they said Macs were better/faster/more stable than a PC. But I only use a corporate laptop and I build desktops at home. The few old laptops I have around home run Linux. Do these manufactures not realize just how much damage the crapware does to their brand?

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    1. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by hillbluffer · · Score: 1

      They truly DON'T CARE one way or the other, the crapware generates income for them, hence why.
      Solution: https://www.reddit.com/r/TronS...

    2. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Undermining brand quality, the value of the PC universe, or maintaining faith in humanity, all useless towards achieving a good end-of-quarter financial. Turn&burn execs get theirs, and who cares about anyone else?

    3. Re: I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $1200 is a cheap laptop. Models without crapware start at $2500. Or just reinstall Windows from scratch

    4. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      Do these manufactures not realize just how much damage the crapware does to their brand?

      They don't care because a big part of their business case for PC products which have razor thin margins and anything that brings in additional revenue is going to be implemented.

      I've been using a MacBook Air for three years now as my primary business laptop and have been putting Mint on the few old Windows laptops I have hanging around and building my own systems to avoid the pre-installed malware of "Name" brands like HP. I can't say enough good things about my MacBook Air - I don't use it for code development but for email, presentations and /. posts, it's the best laptop I've ever owned. I just wish the Mac Pages, Numbers and Keynote (as well as Google Apps) worked as well as were completely compatible with the Office equivalents.

      Unfortunately, at my daughter's college the faculty push Windows (10!) products with very significant discounts for the students. I've been trying to get her to do her programming work/assignments on a system that I have built and use a MacBook for classes.

    5. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      with a Macbook because it kept crashing. She's in college and too far away for me to really troubleshoot it. So she comes home and brings the Toshiba with her so I can troublshoot.

      So, she's in college but not smart enough to troubleshoot simple problems on a computer.

      I'm not sure if that reflects badly on our educational system or her parents.

    6. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh bullshit on your bullshit story. why people believe crap like this is beyond me.

      The computer is crashing because of the shit that got installed so your kid could watch free movies and download free music. For a fact.

    7. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Christian+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do these manufactures not realize just how much damage the crapware does to their brand?

      They don't care because a big part of their business case for PC products which have razor thin margins and anything that brings in additional revenue is going to be implemented.

      I've been using a MacBook Air for three years now as my primary business laptop and have been putting Mint on the few old Windows laptops I have hanging around and building my own systems to avoid the pre-installed malware of "Name" brands like HP. I can't say enough good things about my MacBook Air - I don't use it for code development but for email, presentations and /. posts, it's the best laptop I've ever owned. I just wish the Mac Pages, Numbers and Keynote (as well as Google Apps) worked as well as were completely compatible with the Office equivalents.

      Unfortunately, at my daughter's college the faculty push Windows (10!) products with very significant discounts for the students. I've been trying to get her to do her programming work/assignments on a system that I have built and use a MacBook for classes.

      With Windows 10 ISO download and electronic activation, there really is no excuse not to just wipe the pre-installed mess and put a clean Windows 10 image on. It should run much better, have no activation issues, and give you a nice known base installation from which you can make a reasonable restore image.

      https://www.microsoft.com/en-g...

    8. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by eam3 · · Score: 1

      Just bought a new HP desktop in July and the first thing I did when I took it out of the box was install an SSD followed by a fresh Win10 Pro install and nuked the original 2TB drive to make it a data drive. Has been working flawlessly since day 1, I never bother to see what garbage they are throwing in from the factory any more.

    9. Re: I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      No. They start at $200-300. Just buy a "refurb" end of lease business laptop.

    10. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      You say "troubleshoot simple problems" as if everyone understands all the tiny little details in modern computers and operating systems.

      Check the list of processes on ANY operating system and I'm sure 99.9999% of the population has ZERO clue as to what any of those processes actually does.

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    11. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I'm not smart enough to troubleshoot current Windowses. They just come with too many processes to keep count of.

      And I've been a Linux/BSD user for fifteen years. Command-line is my home, so I'm no clueless GUI user either.

    12. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, she's in college but not smart enough to troubleshoot simple problems on a computer.
      I'm not sure if that reflects badly on our educational system or her parents.

      Nope, it just reflects poorly on you personally.

      Why do you think a person going to college to learn a specific subject, automatically should mean they are already an expert in everything, both everything unrelated to their subject, and everything related to their subject despite the fact the person is IN college to learn it and not graduated college having already done so?

      What silly collection of ideas do you have to think a person learning to be a surgeon should be masterly skillful at computers?
      Similarly, why do you think a person getting a computer science degree would be an expert at performing surgery?

      Did you go to college? If so, despite whatever subject you may have went to learn, why are YOU not an expert in simple logic and reasoning, as demonstrated here?

    13. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, my father's Win8.1 laptop (coincidentally, HP) is an exercise in patience. I'd really like to know what is draining its resources and how to turn whatever it is off.

      The task manager shows a lot of stuff, and that lot of stuff uses bursts of CPU and disk and that's all I know.

      I've disabled things like auto-defrag through registry hacks but that had little or no effect.

      The days where you have svchost.exe and about ten other processes are the only things running are gone, only available these days on Windowses with discontinued security support...

      (It's not helping that the laptop has an uncomfortable keyboard and a rubbish trackpad too...)

    14. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Teckla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      With Windows 10 ISO download and electronic activation, there really is no excuse not to just wipe the pre-installed mess and put a clean Windows 10 image on.

      You can still run into driver issues with this approach. Source: Reinstalled Windows 10 a few weeks ago.

      It's worth it, but does take some technical expertise. Would not recommend it for non-technical people.

    15. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      The problem seems to be laptops with all the esoteric hardware. The drivers come from the PC vendor and then you've got the worst of the spyware back.

      I've been using self-assemled PC desktops where I can get actual hardware drivers and Mac laptops for decades and that's why I won't touch a PC laptop.

    16. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, she's in college but not smart enough to troubleshoot simple problems on a computer.

      I'm not sure if that reflects badly on our educational system or her parents.

      And in 20 years, she won't know intricate details of how to troubleshoot 20 year old computer junk but I bet she'll be a much happier person than you with better friends, a better social life, and better memories of her school days.

      Maybe if you got your face out of a computer, cleaned yourself up, hit the gym, and practiced your social skills, even you could go on a date some day....then again, you have such a disgusting personality most people would still rahter slit their writs than spend an evening with you.

    17. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      Interesting - what is the difference between what is put on the PC originally and the ISO image?

      Aren't they identical?

    18. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Do these manufactures not realize just how much damage the crapware does to their brand?

      Most of their customers think that all operating systems do that. They have very low expectations for their computers.

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    19. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, the laptops come with crapware.

    20. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use the ISO from HP its the same things, if you use the ISO from Microsoft its a base install with none of the add on/spy/creepy stuff.

    21. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Windows 10 ISO download and electronic activation, there really is no excuse not to just wipe the pre-installed mess and put a clean Windows 10 image on. It should run much better, have no activation issues, and give you a nice known base installation from which you can make a reasonable restore image.

      https://www.microsoft.com/en-g...

      Some would say Windows 10 is it's own brand of malware or crapware. I've had to work on several Windows 10 computers since it released, and I've seen it doing all sorts of things that have me convinced it's a garbage operating system. Plus Microsoft has been forcing it on people in various ways, some of which mimic malware.

    22. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Entropius · · Score: 1

      What about technical people who have been spoiled by linux systems? Linux "just works" a lot better than Windows these days.

    23. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

      Senior systems architect of 20 years. Grew up on Solaris 2.6, Slackware, and have been an exclusive Debian user for the balance. Designed and built embedded flight controllers, vehicle dynamics processors, power controllers...

      I am not smart enough to troubleshoot Windows issues. So give 'er a break.

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    24. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 10 update installs drivers. The last 3 laptops I reinstalled all had clean device manager screens after a single update.

      If this isn't your experience then you should stop purchasing whatever crap you are currently purchasing.

    25. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BULLSHIT. Toshiba and the other Japanese brands are in the very top when it comes to product and support quality. They don't put "reams and reams" of crapware on their machines -- stupid daughters on the other hand do.

    26. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the link. I've been on Mac and Linux for a decade, and booted an Acer up before I remembered to clone the drive. Brought home an HP and cloned it, but this article confirms my suspicions.

      Mod parent up!

    27. Re:I replaced my kid's Toshiba laptop by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      It does.

  12. Umm, Windows installs are quite public... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure why HP installing Windows is characterized as "quiet"

  13. So now there are two companies spying on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft and HP... if you have MS Windows installed you already have a system that's spying on you and reporting back to the company. HP just wants their cut too.

    Easy fix --- just wipe the drive and install a decent OS like a Linux or BSD distro (none of that systemd crap or you're just back where you started).
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    Steve (AC because I haven't bothered to register in all these years)

  14. This will continue until... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    These fucking corporations get their asses handed to them.. Including executives who signed off on doing this shit get a nice cell at Leavenworth for a few years, along with forfeiture of ALL pay and allowances...

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    THANK YOU, Edward Snowden!! Americans owe you a debt of gratitude (whether they know it or not..)
  15. Windows Why? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have been running Linux on the desktop for 3 years... I don't miss anything. I upgraded from CentOS 6 to 7 recently and from a fresh install, it took 2 hours including my toolchain and epel apps.

    On the other hand, I maintain my families Windows machines. Had to reinstall Windows 10 on a laptop this weekend because all the crapware that was slowing it down making it unusable. I swear you have to do this every few years because of crap that accumulates - let alone the crap that comes with a new PC. It took the entire day to re-install Windows and Office - many reboots for reasons I don't know -
        Goodbye Sunday

    1. Re:Windows Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to call this "spring cleaning" - as in every year.

    2. Re:Windows Why? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I maintain my families Windows machines.

      I don't even "maintain" my mothers or my sister's machine anymore. At some point you should just tell your family they are too stupid to use computers.

      Had to reinstall Windows 10 on a laptop this weekend because all the crapware that was slowing it down making it unusable. I swear you have to do this every few years because of crap that accumulates - let alone the crap that comes with a new PC.

      Then you swear wrong or you just have phenomenal idiots as users. The last OS that needed reinstalling because it slowed down was XP. I installed Windows 10 on my personal machine 2 weeks ago. For shits and giggles I did a "systeminfo | find /i "install date" and got a wonderful answer of December 2010, and I only did the reinstall since my SSD finally died.

      It took the entire day to re-install Windows and Office - many reboots for reasons I don't know -

      Now you're doing something wrong. 2 weeks ago Windows rebooted twice during the install (which it tells you it will do up front), the entire install took about 40min. Office install took about 20min, and before the day was out installed 63 further programs several of which were behemoths like Adobe's Creative Suite, and at the very end of the day I *manually* rebooted windows 10 once, and only because a notification came up saying that windows updates were pending.

      Maybe as a Linux user you don't know how to use Windows anymore.

  16. same as it ever was by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Is the same garbage telemetry that HP "forgot" to disable by default a few years ago?

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  17. At this point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP has been a garbage hardware vendor for decades, so this should come as no surprise to anyone. When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

  18. America used to make good products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these days it's mostly shit, and with the whole NSA thing and what we've read, you can't be sure your computer is literally wide open. If you buy the American brands, you're vulnerable.

  19. that time it was the "audio driver" by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    wow, actually that was only May of this year

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  20. Living under a rock? by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

    "it appears HP is on to the same route already"

    They've been doing this since seriously Windows 95. Maybe not the "telemetry" thing but installing crap software the user doesn't need. I should give them some credit, I cut my IT teeth fixing these issues so with all sincerity, HP can still kiss my ass. Comcast is the only company I hate more.

    On a side note, I've had great luck with my Cannon Laser printer; still on the original toner cartridge, doesn't require any special software to print, prints over wifi, and doesn't stop my print to warn me that it can't print my black and white document because it's out of magenta ink.

    1. Re:Living under a rock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a side note, I've had great luck with my Cannon Laser printer

      What's its range? How much gunpowder does it use?

  21. "Massive" fine? by YuppieScum · · Score: 1

    $3.5million is *not* a massive fine, that's less than the annual bonus to the CEO...

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    1. Re:"Massive" fine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Sometimes the poor editorializing in the summary is really poor. $3.5 million is massive to me, but not to an international conglomerate. Should really be "puny" fine.

  22. The MAIN problem: Gov. ABUSE. More every day. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "Either way problem solved."

    Yes, but the problem is NOT solved. The underlying problem is that the U.S. has become an abusive society. For example, hiring Ajit Pai to stop net neutrality. He has a conflict of interest.

    1. Re:The MAIN problem: Gov. ABUSE. More every day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Either way problem solved."

      He forgot about IME/AMT too, doesn't matter what OS you install, US already pwnd you.

  23. Not the first time for HP Printers by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

    I used to spend most of my days passing through airports and on the road, needing to print to whatever printer was at that day's location. After installing a few hundred printer "drivers" you get a feel for just how much everyone else owns your computer, and that, yes, "security updates" may indeed be misnamed. I developed a strong appreciation for the detailed view of Task Manager, SNORT and WinPcap. I hated that so much of my attention was diverted from business and sunk into studying all the "legitimate" crap on my computer. Inkjets were the worst offenders and HP was the worst of the brands for crapware. I also remember developing a strong bias for a certain Asian "sewing machine brand" of cheap printers because their drivers and software was measured in kbytes TOTAL size and didn't try to sell me anything or collect info.

  24. First thing to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is always format those things and replace it with a fresh install.
    Get rid of all their shit software that does nothing useful.
    These days you can probably get away with just installing linux.

  25. Only a problem for the turn-key end users by adosch · · Score: 2

    That's always been a problem IMHO with any vendor pre-installed bullshit of any kind. Most of this turn-key OEM-installed bullshit isn't for the most of the crowd here, it's for the people who want that computer to 'just work' out of the box, and pre-installed with not-even-free versions of software packages anymore. This is such a non-story to me personally because over the last 20 year I've been into the tech/IT/computing realm of things, there's just way too many instances of this to cite of this going on at the big player level. It's here, and here for the 30 seconds of googling it too to refresh my memory.

    I saw a lot of banter about installing Linux on this or that or 'Linux solves this issue' --- no it doesn't. I've ran Linux + X-windows + gnome/evolution/xfce window manager mixes since late 1990's on all my laptops and desktops to now in 2017; that's a preference. And the way Linux installs have become super mega friendly, tell me if you're in any worse a boat knowing every waking package you got installed on there? A great example is goa-daemon in Gnome Window Manager builds the last two years on most distros --- fuck that package. May not be spyware, but with all it's seemingly conspiracy-driven build-deps around it, I mind as well be trying to remove spyware.

    My long winded point is: Please have that nephew, niece or some half savvy ass person in your life just put in a fresh install of Windows on that pre-bundled piece of OEM shit HP/Dell/Lenovo and anyone else in that space calling an 'Windows OS deployment'. I don't trust that shit and no one else should.

  26. Re: So now there are two companies spying on you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is crapware. Thatâ(TM)s not a solution

  27. $3.5 million Lenovo fine is "massive"? by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 2

    Lenovo had $43 billion in revenue last year. If my math is correct, this "massive" fine is about what Lenovo makes in 43 minutes. That's not even a slap on the wrist.

  28. We're beat, anyway ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... look at these Android apps that either track shit or have extraordinary permissions.

    For Instagram: android.permission.GET_ACCOUNTS

    find accounts on the device
            Allows the app to get the list of accounts known by the phone. This may include any accounts created by applications you have installed.

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    It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
  29. Use the universal driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isnt everyone downloading the HP universal drivers. Its a driver only install.

    http://www8.hp.com/us/en/solutions/business-solutions/printingsolutions/upd.html

  30. So, like PCs prior to 2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This [owner installing OS on new computer] has been normal since at least 20+ years ago.

    No, something has changed. People have (within the last 10 years) become used to buying computers and keeping all the software that's on them. You and I want to buy blank hardware and then put the software on it, but the overall market and population is moving away from that, and even away from owners having the ability to do that.

    The reason for this, is that if your computer fits in your hand, all the rules are different. If the computer fits in your hand, you're supposed to blow off all common sense, lose all your usual expectations, forget every lesson you learned since the 1970s, see hardware and software as something that needs to be integrated by the manufacturer, etc. Because the computer fits in your hand. That's the explanation. That's why.

    I just don't know why that's why. But it's universally agreed that if a computer fits in your hand, all prevously-acquired common sense is inapplicable, but can't be re-acquired fresh. "Experience" and "learning" are bad words.

    That rule only applies to handheld computers ("phones" they call 'em) but if you can get a person to use one of these "phones" enough, especially if they're young and impressionable, they can begin to see it as a new normal. Then if you present them with a non-handheld computer, their brain is fertile ground for insecurity, misplaced trust in manufacturers, expectations that the computer cannot be maintained, an attitude that the purpose of software is to serve the interests of the vendor in preference to the user, etc.

    So yes, "normal" is changing. Who here doesn't know at least one person who owns an iPhone? Raise your hand.

    No hands; thought so. Would an iPhone been considered even acceptable in 1997? Nowdays people don't even hide them or lie about owning one. One of your friends probably has one. And that's considered socially ok, not "hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about your swastika" territory.

    1. Re:So, like PCs prior to 2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because for the most part consumers can't do a clean install of their Phone OS. Apple is nice that it doesn't let phone companies install crapware, but have you tried doing a "clean" install of iOS without all the Apple apps? It just doesn't happen... you have to delete as much as you can, but you can't delete much.

      Android is worse. You really can't install a clean OS from most phone manufacturers, let alone remove google's crapware. Some phones can get a "clean" os version, but often security updates and hardware support is spotty at best.

    2. Re: So, like PCs prior to 2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never figured out why I can't uninstall software from a device I own. Insanity.

    3. Re: So, like PCs prior to 2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because according to the EULA, you donâ(TM)t own it. You only license it.

  31. Does this apply to other HP products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP started making SSDs. Will those have tracking software?

    1. Re:Does this apply to other HP products? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      sata maybe with an hidden 2th disk set to auto run but that may make it not work with controllers that can't use port multipliers.

  32. PC LOAD BOULDER? WTF?!! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    If he wisely invested in a Trebuchet Laser printer, he wouldn't have to constantly buy overpriced black powder cartridges just to have them run out two days before taxes are due.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  33. You sure that's not just Windows 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same shit happens all the time on my non-HP computer, but it's Windows 10 compatibility telemetry, and I hate it.

  34. HAHA oh wow by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    And HP was finally getting better on the design department... seriously, for all the crap I've thrown against HP laptops in the past, the current line looks a whole lot better design wise.
    But of course it'd be one of the companies to also force the telemetry crap against users, because at it's core I guess it never changes.
    Anyways, another one into the blacklist.

  35. Until I saw Spyware... by GerryGilmore · · Score: 1

    ...I thought they were talking about HP's printer drivers. I've never seen a more bloated pig of a driver than these!

  36. all that should be in the base windows 10 iso by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    all that should be in the base windows 10 iso

    1. Re:all that should be in the base windows 10 iso by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Until Windows 10 in 2018 kills off support for your "old" hardware, or your newer hardware "doesn't support" (i.e., artificially blocks) the older build of Windows 10 you want to use.

  37. Not surprised at all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The software, called "HP Touchpoint Analytics Service", appears to replace the self-managed HP Touchpoint Manager solution. To make matter worse, the suite seems to be slowing down PCs

    Which should surprise absolutely nobody. Shit like this has been happening for a long time.

    OEM installs of the OS are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet, and not entirely different from the bullshit of branded Android. It installs useless crap which boils down to "assistants" which help you do stuff Windows already does better, it installs portals and other things designed to steer you to a branded experience (you know, where assholes get to make money), as well as ads and analytics.

    I've never seen a single OEM OS install which wasn't riddled with shit which needed to be uninstalled, providing you could install it. And HP is definitely a company who likes to do crap like this.

    It's all crap that bogs down the machine, does almost nothing at all to benefit the consumer, and just ads vectors for malware/spyware/adware and other crap.
      It's pointless garbage the marketing department wants, but which takes a machine with decent specs and reduces it to a slow and frustrating piece of shit.

    So, apparently in the new normal, HP have given up any pretense of not sucking. Now that they've spun off everything but the consumer division, they should drive themselves into the ground pretty quickly if they're doing crap like this.

    HP has been managed by idiots for years, so hopefully they just get on with ruining what used to be a good company and leaving the rest of us alone.

  38. Welcome to 2000 by easyTree · · Score: 1

    From memory, their website uses the same design goals.

  39. Not to worry by ruddk · · Score: 2

    Not to worry, Windows 10 comes with it's own called telemetry". Even with a m.2 drive, it was running for a few minutes every time I booted the machine with hundreds of megabytes of IO. That being said, it's a few times a month I boot as it is just my gaming rig, so I don't know if it does that if you boot it on a daily basis.

    FYI.Creating a reg-key(HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\DataCollection) with the value of 0 seemed to help.

  40. Hand-fitting computers by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I just don't know why that's why. But it's universally agreed that if a computer fits in your hand, all prevously-acquired common sense is inapplicable, but can't be re-acquired fresh.

    Actually, it stems from the fact that it fits in your pocket.
    Because of the small form factor, manufacturer try to integrate as many things as possible in the smallest place possible.
    You end up with chipsets and SoC that contain modem directly integrated into them.
    And for licensing and legal reasons, you can't modify that software your self (unless you hold you own very license to use emit on licensed frequencies like those used by cell-phones).
    Which could be understandable, but now becomes extremely problematic if now, because of integration, this same modem core also doubles as the SoC's northbridge.
    There might be some tiny advantage (in term of low power, wake on network activity, high speed transmission, etc..) but it's absolutely frightening that the RAM of the pocket computer which holds all your personal data is now under the charge of a binary firmware that you're not even legally allowed to modify anymore.

    You can add to that other integrations of core (though less invasive ones) like GPU being part of the same SoC but only having blob drivers.

    And once you have never-legally-user-controllable firmwares running, you get the rest of the bandwagon jumping in : All the various MAFIAA actors seeing this as an excuse to inflict even more invasive Digital Restriction Management (all this abuse just because some schmuch want to whatch netflix and want it right now on his pocket-computer, instead of waiting to get to a computer with a more media-viewing appropriate screen).
    Then phone manufacturer using the presence of low-level locked stuff to make signed code execution mandatory - "In the name of safety" (which might make a tiny bit of sense in the rare edge case where the user of the device is not the owner of the device like corporate settings. But basically screws over the entire rest of the universe) and in the name of enforcing DRM.
    But in practice giving them unstoppable ways to inflict ad-wares and other revenue generating crap.

    And you end up with the current situation, where the most common everyday computer (the one that fit in your pocket), you can in theory "own it" (i.e.: buy it - i.e.: abandon a sizeable chunk of your fortune for the privilege of hosting it in your pocket) but in practice you can't decide what running on it (you can pick your poison but selecting a few apps, but all the key software remain in firm control of companies who have higher interest into profits than into end-users).

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  41. Not bankrupt and out of business Yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP has not made anything worth buying for many many many years. They used to make good printers in the 1990's, and calculators before that. Other than that they never made a single thing that was worth buying. In fact, you could not pay me enough to use a HP product of any type since the turn of the century -- anything from HP is that bloody bad.

    I am surprised that the company itself is not bankrupt and out of business yet.

  42. Really ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    H/P wouldn't do that. Not without a possible profit anyway. They get away with this even though 'everyone' knows that Lenova got caught
    some time back. Didn't H/P see that.? Must be some serious profits.. Blinding them to the reality of it all, the profit margin must be high
    or H/P is desperate.. The people in the ad industry are no help, a bucks a buck. So they all try to profit from your purchase, hopefully...

  43. How is this news? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    HP has been selling PCs with Windows 10 for years now.

    They don't even bother to hide this fact.

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    1. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Microsoft only won't sue them for plagiarism, because Packard Bell did it first. :D

  44. Re: So now there are two companies spying on you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When was the last time say, Debian randomly made you reinstall programs that the creators decided you shouldn't have? Like say, competing word processors?
    Oh right, you're lumping in all distros together, AKA troll.

  45. Ther are your kids by n329619 · · Score: 1

    She's in college....The crashes were caused by all the crapware.

    If I were you, I would have clean install a windows or whatever OS. Devices I personally maintain don't get vendor's crapware even from the start.

    Unless they love to click on random stuff on the internet, then I would just give them a a bootable linux usb, because it will be the only thing they can use after their pc became slow as turtle.

  46. HP-quietly-installs-system-slowing-spyware-on-its- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to Local Services

    Find HP Touchpoint Analytics

    Charge Startup Type column to "Disabled"