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Reporter Regrets Letting Amazon's Delivery People Into His House (washingtonpost.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Washington Post reporter Geoffrey A. Fowler describes his short-lived experience with "Amazon Key", a $250 smart lock system with a security camera that grants Amazon's delivery people access to your home. The lock sounds "like R2-D2 with constipation," and at one point it actually jammed (though his persistent delivery person eventually got it working properly). The unlocking of the door triggers a live video feed of the delivery -- which is also stored in a private archive online -- plus an alert to your phone -- and the Post's reporter writes that "The biggest downsides to the experience haven't been the strangers -- it's been Amazon."

They missed their delivery windows four out of eight times, and though the packages all arrived eventually, all four were late by a least a day. But his larger issue is that Amazon "wants to draw you further into an all-Amazon world... Now Amazon wants to literally own your door, so it can push not just packages but also services that come through it, like handymen, dog-walkers, groceries, you name it." His ultimate question? "Who's really being locked in?"

The Post's reporter notes that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post, "but I review all tech the same." He did identify some advantages to the $250 smart lock system -- the door can now also be unlocked with the Amazon Key app, and he can even share that access with his friends by giving them a special access code.

But he also notes that security researchers discovered a way to freeze Amazon's security camera, potentially allowing a rogue delivery person to lurk in your house. And all things considered, it was apparently all too creepy. "After two weeks, my family voted to remove the Amazon Key smart lock and take down the camera."

114 comments

  1. Seems dumb but need is real by kencurry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My current pet peeve is getting into delivery race-condition. They leave a note a the door - someone must sign but no option to sign and leave at front door? So then you miss day two, and when you get home from work you call, only to find that package won't be at local facility until after 8 blah blah... Spent extra for overnight shipping and you don't get package for three days.

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    1. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sound petulant over it. 'Signature required' means someone has to physically be there to sign for the package. It doesn't mean you can just sign a slip of paper. Anyone could do that. If you're having consistent problems with delivery then perhaps you *should* start having them delivered directly to the deop where you can pick them up at your leisure.

    2. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Solution: Put a close-to-lock box on your front porch. Then go to Amazon, click on "track this order" and then click on the signature waiver.

    3. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

      My take from your story is that you didn't really need overnight shipping, and you even paid for it without knowing a signature would be required the next day. This makes the irony of your sig even more funny.

    4. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you need to make sure the package is secure you can have it shipped to an Amazon Locker.

    5. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      I just have it sent to work. The mail room sends me an e-mail when it arrives.

    6. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC because I drive for FedEx Express and I leave doortags on peoples doors all day

      Ask your shipper if they need a signature. Nine times out of ten if it's a high value item, they will require a signature. If they do, ship it to your work or have it held at a UPS access point (for UPS) and/or FedEx "convenience" location, such as any walgreens, or FX Office location.

      Certain "Signature Required" shipments, also known as Indirect Signature Required, we can leave if you leave a "Hey, FedEx, please leave the box here, (printed name) Joe Consumer (signed name Joe Consumer)", or at a neighbor if they are home and they accept it. Now, if it's the post office, call the 800 number the night of the first delivery and have them hold it at the location. The delivery driver doesn't want to show up more times then they have to, as it's more work for them.

    7. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be much simpler to use an anchored lockbox on your property, like the postal services use?

    8. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's the best solution. One apartment complex where I stayed had this system. There were a communal set of lock boxes. If postal service had to deliver a parcel, they put in the lock box and the key in your locked mailbox. Then when you used the communal lockbox, the key could be inserted but only removed by the mailperson.

      Unfortunately, in the UK, this won't work. One home owner installed his own close-to-lock box. Couriers from various companies then started using it without his permission as a "safe place" for other people to collect their parcel deliveries. He had to remove the lock box due to the hassle of strangers coming round and hammering on his door wanting their items back.

      Leave-with-a-neighbor doesn't work either. I had my items delivered to an elderly lady who then guessed who the items were for and gave them to another neighbor who then went on holiday for two weeks.

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    9. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I don't drive, so when this happened to me it was extremely frustrating. To make matters worse, there was a UPS store close by that was willing to accept delivery and hold it for me, but the USP terminal wasn't willing to ship it to them, even for extra payment. And there was no transit to where the UPS terminal was. And how long would I need to pay a taxi to sit there waiting?

      I nearly said "fuck that package, I'll do without" without even knowing what was in it. (It was a present from a relative.) Fortunately a friend was willing to drive me. But talk about unaccomodating!

      They also didn't pick up the signed tag that said they could leave the package, so I suspect they only made one delivery attempt.

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    10. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      He should have put a sign. "Packages not intended for $ADDRESS will be discarded."

    11. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I sometimes have packages delivered to work. A lot of companies allow this, especially around holiday times, because it means fewer workers are off standing in line at trying to receive or send packages.

    12. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, in the UK, this won't work. One home owner installed his own close-to-lock box. Couriers from various companies then started using it without his permission as a "safe place" for other people to collect their parcel deliveries. He had to remove the lock box due to the hassle of strangers coming round and hammering on his door wanting their items back.

      Technological solution: install an array of boxes for the others, charge rent

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    13. Re: Seems dumb but need is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Delivery drivers almost never use those boxes.

    14. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Leave-with-a-neighbor doesn't work either. I had my items delivered to an elderly lady who then guessed who the items were for and gave them to another neighbor who then went on holiday for two weeks.

      That sounds like a very VERY specific failure mechanism for leave-with-a-neighbour. In general this system actually works very well nearly all the time.

    15. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that deop is a branch or satellite of the package delivery system? And it's a great idea!

    16. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Probably meant 'depot'.

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    17. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      It's still BRILLIANT. It is the key to keeping people OUT of the house!!

    18. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by dreamchaser · · Score: 0

      I did, but some people have nothing to add to conversations other than pedantry (not you).

    19. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Error: There are no good languages that use $ in variable names. (Maybe javascript... but not really.)

    20. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perl, numbnuts. And it's not about good languages or not, but about marking something as a variable in the middle of a sentence.

    21. Re:Seems dumb but need is real by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Or '...will incur a $100 handling fee payable before delivery.' Or whatever price you would consider an acceptable compensation for your inconvenience. If somebody complains, tell them 'policy is policy'.

  2. Stupid Article by SmaryJerry · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nothing happened worth regretting. He pretty much just doesn't want to give amazon control to his lock because paranoia but that's the service he signed up for!

    1. Re: Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Translation: 'I have no self awareness and concern for my privacy. I just want my stuff, I ordered it and it should magically appear on my kitchen table'

      Implication: You are immature, narcissist or an idiot. Please visit the AirBnB down the street with the hidden cameras for validation of your condition.

    2. Re:Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BREAKING NEWS: A really stupid idea turns out to be really stupid.

    3. Re: Stupid Article by SmaryJerry · · Score: 1

      The title makes it seem like something bad happened. Nothing bad happened. He knew exactly what the service was before he ordered it so why regret it based on on paranoia?

    4. Re:Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldnt call that paranoia, simple common sense... but yea, nothing to see here.

    5. Re: Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: 'I have no self awareness and concern for my privacy. I just want my stuff, I ordered it and it should magically appear on my kitchen table'

      Implication: You are immature, narcissist or an idiot. Please visit the AirBnB down the street with the hidden cameras for validation of your condition.

      Translation: anyone with a different perspective on "privacy" than mine is wrong and dumb. People who don't have exactly the same opinion as me should fuck off.

    6. Re:Stupid Article by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      I suspect that what really happened is that he started with his conclusion and then did the review. This seems to frequently be the case in tech reviews.

    7. Re:Stupid Article by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And paranoia in the case of Amazon is well deserved.

    8. Re: Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Headline contradicts summary.
      Says he regrets letting delivery people in but the summary states he had no problem with them.
      It's the hardware and lateness he's bitching about.

    9. Re:Stupid Article by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

  3. Well, duh by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 0

    ...what possibly could go wrong ???

    1. Re:Well, duh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      ...what possibly could go wrong ???

      In this case, nothing. The reporter just doesn't like the concept of in-home delivery, signed up for it anyway, and then wrote an article about how he doesn't like the concept because it was "creepy", even though in practice it worked out fine.

    2. Re:Well, duh by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The reporter took too long to work out what many people here already know; that letting a person into your private residence really does feel scummy.

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    3. Re: Well, duh by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      The same people complaining about this think nothing of staying in a hotel or motel where a low paid maid enters what is essentially their bedroom. If you ask me it would be more creepy to be the delivery guy, especially given what one is likely to see if they have to enter the homes of some of the people posting on Slashdot.

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    4. Re:Well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reporter took too long to work out what many people here already know; that letting a person into your private residence really does feel scummy.

      Some people have different (or similar but less severe) emotional reactions than you.

    5. Re:Well, duh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      letting a person into your private residence really does feel scummy.

      My housekeeper comes twice a month while I am at work, and there is no camera watching her except at the entry. I have private documents in my home office, so I lock the door to that room, and she doesn't go in there. It felt "creepy" for the first month, then I got used to it.

      I have no need for Amazon's in-home delivery, but if I used it, I am sure I would get over the "creepiness" factor very quickly.

      This reporter may feel uncomfortable about someone coming into his home, but his personal feelings are not "news".

    6. Re:Well, duh by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You know who your housekeeper is. You interview her before you use her services. Or do you let a different housekeeper in twice a month, I would find that creepy too.

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    7. Re: Well, duh by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      The hotel maid enters the hotel's bedroom, which you are simply renting for a day or so. You don't have all your possessions in that room, the hallway oustide that room, and the rooms next to or underneath that room. It is nothing like your own home/apartment as far as privacy goes.

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    8. Re: Well, duh by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Some people live in extended stats dumbfuck.

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    9. Re: Well, duh by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Even in that case, the room still belongs to the hotel, and maids are going to be entering the room every day.

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    10. Re: Well, duh by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      That's my point dumbfuck.

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    11. Re: Well, duh by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Looking at your comments above, I'm not sure you know what your point is. And I certainly don't know why you have such animosity about it. Have a good day.

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  4. what would be better for some would be by FudRucker · · Score: 2

    for Amazon to just leave the package at the customer's local post office or UPS office, or similar package handlers, then they could just go to the postoffice with a photo ID or driver's licence proving who they are and then pick up the package at their convenience, there is no way in hell am i going to let amazon or anyone else have access to my house like that

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    1. Re:what would be better for some would be by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      then they could just go to the postoffice with a photo ID or driver's licence proving who they are and then pick up the package at their convenience

      As long as "at your convenience" means between the hours of 8;30am and 5:30pm. If you are someone who actually has to work for a living, that's probably not your definition of "convenient".

    2. Re:what would be better for some would be by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      As long as "at your convenience" means between the hours of 8;30am and 5:30pm.

      Nope. Most Amazon Locker locations are accessible 24/7.

      The closest to my house is inside a gas station convenience store that never closes.

    3. Re:what would be better for some would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why don't UPS and Fedex deliver early or late, from 6:00am to 8:00am or 6:00pm to 9pm? Then we would have no need for stupid keys or using some other store to pick up. Internet delivery has been around for almost 30 years and they can't get even this simple detail right.

    4. Re:what would be better for some would be by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      The nearest one to my house is 38 miles away. Not exactly what I call convenient.

      Better for some would be the UPS store, but the nearest one is 12 miles from me.

    5. Re:what would be better for some would be by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      I've been around and around with UPS about this. If it's a package that has to be signed for, they'll deliver when I'm not there. If it's a package that doesn't have to be signed for, it could very well be 10:30 pm before it's delivered. They just won't do it any different.

    6. Re:what would be better for some would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (earlier AC FedEx driver)

      1) Freight doesn't get there that early. Typically our freight gets in-station at 6:45am, plus add sort time of an hour and a half and we are leaving the building around 8:00-8:15am. You can pay for "First Overnight" service, which rides in its own separate can, can have a commitment time as early as 8:00am if you are really close to the station however the cost starts at ~$60 for an envelope.

      2) Delivery drivers are people too, with families and lives. Additionally, once it gets dark it gets really difficult to deliver at night efficiently... people have tiny/nonexistant house numbers on their homes. Don't get me started on the idiots that think "Fourteen Thousand and Sixty Nine" house numbers are "cute". Very hard to see at night. A driver that can do 20 stops an hour in the daylight has a hard time keeping 10 at night, even if they know the area.

    7. Re:what would be better for some would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very hard to see at night. A driver that can do 20 stops an hour in the daylight has a hard time keeping 10 at night, even if they know the area.

      Now I don't understand the details of your business, but if you know the area and have a good GPS device, can't you pinpoint some address quickly, day or night? Additionally, keep a bright LED flashlight to shine at door/street numbers and recognize them quickly.

      Also, why not deliver on weekends? Another easy solution.

    8. Re:what would be better for some would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      (AC FX)

      Not exactly. Hard to believe, but there are areas of the USA where Google Maps does not work and GPS data is unreliable. It's hard thinking that being a "tech" site and all, but until I saw it with my own eyes trying to run routes blind as a swing... it's true. Additionally -- Even if you know the area, you still have to find the house and considering how people have complained about a box being SLID (not thrown) across their porch... I don't think people would take too kindly to some driver going up and down the road flashing their flashlight all around their house and all their neighbors. People will put their house numbers in really, REALLY stupid spots.

      UPS & FX don't want you using a GPS device in their trucks anyway, as they consider that an "electronic distraction" and it increases accidents as drivers switch their attention from the device to the road and back again.

      Weekends... UPS is starting to do Saturday ground, plus FedEx home delivery does Saturday also. Most air deliveries are B2B and without the business volume, the density is not there to pay the driver without a massive surcharge. That's why if you get a UPS Air / FedEx Express Saturday package, there is the surcharge. During the week, we run around 70 routes, on Saturday we typically run 15 and cover 90% of the same area.

      There is also the issue of finding the bodies to work the weekends. Most drivers are older and have families and treasure the weekends. That may change as retirements happen, but right now, getting a M-F route is where people want to be.

    9. Re:what would be better for some would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Norway, shops are open up until 9pm every night. There's a post-office in every supermarket which is also open late (known as Bring). Sending and collecting parcels is very easy. In the UK, everything closes at 6pm, which sucks when you have a reverse commute from downtown to the industrial estates.

    10. Re:what would be better for some would be by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Why don't UPS and Fedex deliver early or late, from 6:00am to 8:00am or 6:00pm to 9pm? Then we would have no need for stupid keys or using some other store to pick up. Internet delivery has been around for almost 30 years and they can't get even this simple detail right.

      They can. You just have to pay for the service. Because the drivers are human and want to get their shift done and return home to their families, so the extended hours option means paying someone overtime for it.

      Oh, and before you say "but where is this on their service sheet" - it's not listed. There are plenty of services that are not listed. Like delivery on say, US Thanksgiving or Christmas. UPS and FedEx WILL do it, but you will pay dearly for the service. I've seen it used to overnight (you're paying for that service, so yes, it's overnight) items ASAP.

      They offer lots of services. Late delivery is an option. Oh yeah, you also need to have an account with them and ship a ton of stuff with them. Be one of the top shippers and they will offer tons of options.

      Oh yeah, it only matters to the shipper - the customer is the shipper - you the recipient is just an incidental party.

  5. People need this by SmaryJerry · · Score: 1

    They need this but instead of access to your house it needs to access a large lock box.

    1. Re:People need this by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      that would work for some, just build or buy a box that is anchored to the ground so nobody can walk off with it, something made of steel plate and anchored in to about 1500 pounds of portland cement

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    2. Re: People need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But not everyone lives in Portland, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:People need this by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      People don't need this. It's the years 2017, so how did we manage to survive so long without this service before?

    4. Re: People need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just have it delivered to Portland anyway, problem solved.

    5. Re:People need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > People need this
      Do they really? If they needed this, wouldn't they just leave their door unlocked?
      Why even have a door?
      Just have a gaping hole in the front of your house, it's just as safe.

    6. Re: People need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon can deliver Portland to your door, I'm sure of it.

    7. Re:People need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much any place that has an HOA, townhome association, condominums, apartments, etc won't allow you to install a large anything that can be seen from the street, which means the delivery person won't see it.

    8. Re: People need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a story where it was cheaper to mail bricks through the post office than to have them truck delivered...

  6. And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now Amazon wants to literally own your door, so it can push not just packages but also services that come through it, like handymen, dog-walkers, groceries,"

    and cops without warrants.

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    1. Re:And by MikeDataLink · · Score: 1

      and cops without warrants.

      Entering your home without a warrant is a crime. Having a key does not make it magically legal for them to enter.

      There are only something like 10,000 key variations for a GM pickup. There are millions of them on the road. Does that make it legal for me to just get in any truck my key happens to fit in? That's the logic you just expressed. They existence of a key changes nothing. A warrant is still needed.

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    2. Re:And by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but when I routinely read reports of police getting away with murder, don't expect me to believe they always pay attention to the requirement of a warrant.

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    3. Re:And by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      And how should they be able to present any result from said unlawful search to a court (assuming a US court here)? I would think that getting away with murder as a cop (I swear that I saw him reaching for what I believed to be a gun) is orders of magnitude easier.

  7. Prime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OT, but I've seen items listed on amazon as only being available to Prime members. IMO, this is the death knell for Amazon. (1) Embargo purchases for some time if the customer is not a Prime member. (2) Sell some products only to prime members. Amazon's greed will open the door to fair competition ... I already look elsewhere for purchases and only go to Amazon for comparison shopping.

    1. Re:Prime... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Here's the interesting thing about Prime. As a grad student, I have a university account, which entitled me to 6 months of "student Prime" for free. I put in the email -- they never verified it, just "turned on" Prime for 6 months (I set it to auto-cancel after the free trial was up immediately). Meaning that someone could just make up plausible-sounding .edu addresses and get free Prime for life.

    2. Re:Prime... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Mailinator needs a .edu domain.

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    3. Re:Prime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably you'd have to keep creating new Amazon accounts, and use a different card for every account you create. They might get suspicious about accounts being used for just 6 months at the same address with the same name on the card, as well. Although given that Prime items tend to be a little more expensive anyway, and few people are likely to go to the trouble of doing this, I doubt Amazon would bother trying to catch the few people that would do this.

    4. Re:Prime... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I hate that amazon is trying to trick people into getting prime. They offer a "click here for FREE SHIPPING!" button several times during the checkout procedure. My mother was scammed into this, she had a Prime account but had no idea what a Prime account was or that her FREE SHIPPING was costing money. This is a problem for older generations who are much less able to understand the implications of what's happening on the internet (such as who you should or shouldn't give your credit card or bank account number to). Online shopping could be a very useful tool for older people who can't get out to the stores easily, but it's also one of the most dangerous things on the internet. Young people know what Prime is and will subscribe on their own if they want to without the hard sell.

    5. Re:Prime... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      They were really awful about cancelling the 6-month trial (setting it to non-renewal). Are you sure? Y/N Are you double sure? You'll lose blah-blah-blah benefits and free shipping. Y/N. Are you really, trebly sure? Y/N.

    6. Re:Prime... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Presumably Amazon makes more on the student Prime than they lose on people creating new .edu accounts. It's up to them to decide how much effort they put into making sure people don't take advantage of them.

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  8. Iâ(TM)d do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lock is a good idea for a garage. Iâ(TM)d consider it if they could link it to my garage opener since my garage access is always locked anyway.

    I think an isolated door like that would reduce a lot of paranoia.

  9. Amazon BOX by Templer421 · · Score: 1

    Better solution would be a secure Bin or Box that you place outside possibly next to your Mailbox or Combined with it.

    I have WAY fewer issues giving the access code to a box outside.

    1. Re:Amazon BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you allowed to just mount the amazon lock on a good, strong, ideally bolted down box next to the door? Because that would seem like a win-win: amazon can access it (the box) and leave your package safely locked up - arguably safer than the house due to lack of easily smashed glass windows - and you don't need to let strangers wander around your house.

    2. Re: Amazon BOX by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The device is a replacement for a lock on a house door. But maybe the can have a "Amazon Pad Lock" product that does this.

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  10. Late Packages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His complaint about late packages is very valid. Of my couple of dozen orders this year, I'd say 2 of them have been delivered on the guaranteed date. All the rest were late by at least one day. Used to be that I would order anything I needed from amazon prime. Now I always think about where I can get it locally because I can't depend on things arriving when they say they will.

    1. Re:Late Packages by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      His complaint about late packages is very valid.

      ... except it is orthogonal to "in-home delivery". Late packages are a problem regardless of whether the delivery is placed in the home or left on the porch.

  11. Hackneyed tendencious review by XSportSeeker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm writting this as someone who would NEVER install a service like this, but it's quite clear that Geoffrey, the author of the piece, had already decided what to think of the service previous to reviewing it - very bad practice.

    Out of all his complaints, the majority of it is due to early adopter grievances or unrelated crap.
    For instance, he complains about not getting the delivery on the day promised. This isn't due to Amazon Key, it's due to the delivery service itself being late. Would installing Key change the speed in which packages would come? Doesn't sound like so.

    On another part he talks about his door not being appropriate, having trouble with installation, and the door almost locking delivery service outside. Honestly, I think this is something people should expect - not all doors are made equal, not all of them are in a good enough shape to install electronic locks, and not all of them will work perfectly outright - this is a problem most electronic key installations could have.

    Then he goes on a complete tirade about walled gardens and whatnot which should be quite obvious to anyone purchasing something like this - of course you are increasing the likelihood of getting Amazon stuff if you are buying a system from them to get access into your home. Much like the Amazon Dash Buttons and whatnot, it's meant to make it more convenient to get stuff from them. More importantly though, since you can share the key to others, this should stop no one from getting services from another company and just sending a temporary key to them instead.

    Anyways, like I said, I'd never get something like this even if it was available for me, because the ammount of convenience it'd give me is not enough to counterweight privacy worries plus the fact that I'd never install IoT devices in my home without very strong justification - it's yet another thing connected to the Internet that will obviously need constant updates, maintenance and whatnot.

    But there are legitimate reasons to have something like this, and they were mildly covered in the piece. Homes with people with limited mobility. People who are never at home and already had purchases stolen from their front porches. People who were already hiding keys in places for delivery people to get in because they have no other option.

    I don't think anyone has to like this thing, quite the opposite. It's a system I'd only recommend for people who has had an unsolvable problem regarding product delivery for years. But the review was kinda crap.

    1. Re:Hackneyed tendencious review by HiThere · · Score: 1

      He was probably assigned to do it, and, yes, had decided it was a bad idea before it was assigned to him...but he didn't want to turn down the assignment.

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    2. Re:Hackneyed tendencious review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an entrance in my home and can lock the inside door with a key so it might make sense for people whose homes have such a thing. You can't even get in or see inside unless you have that key, and I already have my own camera in there.

  12. Creep by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Took two weeks to sour on and remove the camera? Because the way we are headed it will take twice as long with the 2027 camera in our new smart underwear.

  13. delivered to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I in the minority? I simply have packages delivered to me at work. Granted, I work at a place large enough to have our own post office with a unique zip code, but would smaller employers mind the occasional package being dropped off?

    1. Re:delivered to work? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Yes, or your coworkers might. Other folks at my office have personal packages delivered to the office, but they come to our office rather than the building they are in, and the constant flow can be rather disruptive at times.

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    2. Re:delivered to work? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Before I retired I routinely had packages delivered to me at work. We had about 100 people working there, so not large, but also not small.

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  14. LOLOLOL by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who in their right mind thinks it's okay to hang your home's security on an IoT device operated by random strangers who are allowed to enter your home?

    This is nothing more than a disaster waiting to happen. Wait until the first burglaries, robberies, home invasions, rapes, and murders result from this brain-dead idea.

    Will Amazon issue a press release that says, "Whoops, sorry about that- we didn't mean to let your whole family be murdered by a random nutjob who spoofed the access code to your home. This bug should be fixed in version 2.3.00.4.8, due out next month."

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  15. Solution by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Let Amazon place a sturdy 2'x3' steel locker somewhere on your property. This won't solve all of the unattended delivery issues but it will prevent random fuckers from being able spoof an access code and enter your home while you're not there.

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  16. Local pick-up by HalAtWork · · Score: 2

    Tell them to leave it at a local pick-up. I do that and just pick it up on the way home.

  17. his family voted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a cuck

  18. Stupid, Lying, Click-Bait Headline by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    No, THIS IS NOT WHAT THE REPORTER REGRETS.

    He regrets the fact that some of Amazon's delivery attempt windows during this busy season didn't line up with actual time-at-the-door. He regrets that Amazon's supported hardware doesn't yet interact well with some other systems/apps/devices he'd like to use to police his front door (like, he can't YET easily let his dog walker use an app to gain entrance unless that dog walker uses Amazon to cashier their dog walking service, etc).

    To the contrary, he thinks Amazon did a good job with the way they limit access, record access, alert about access, and limit which drivers are allowed to even work under this scheme. Why the lying headline, slashdot? Never mind, we already know.

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    1. Re:Stupid, Lying, Click-Bait Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is their busy season year round? See comment just below...

    2. Re:Stupid, Lying, Click-Bait Headline by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The writer himself mentioned that, not me.

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  19. Amazon removed customer discussion boards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because of thousands of complaints of seedy AMZL delivery people. They were falsifying tracking updates, delivering to the wrong house, jiggling doorknobs to see if they were unlocked, and many packages lost (stolen) during transit. Hey... Lets create our own in house delivery service, hire scum just like Uber, save 5 cents on every packages shipping, and fuck what customers think. Lots of customers ditched prime membership because of AMZL.

  20. So don't sign up for it. by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    It's a service. Someone people need it. Some don't. If it's not for you, that's fine. Stop whining.

    I love this brilliant insight "wants to draw you further into an all-Amazon world..." Well no shit Sherlock. Name one megacompany that doesn't want to draw you further into their world.

  21. Would never have this service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would never be allowed in my home regardless of what Amazon promises in security. Why would anyone pay Amazon $250 for such a service is beyond me? So many other options to receive packages and arrangements that can be made. Such as delivering to another residence a family member, a mailbox store, have it kept at UPS or Fedex pick up center. Much better options then having a low paid Amazon contractor into your home.

  22. Another solution: delivery to local Safeway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another solution, instead of delivering to a local post office (limited opening hours) or locked mailboxes (limited supply) is for Amazon to partner with local supermarkets and deliver to them instead. Then when you go to collect groceries after work, you also collect your delivery from Amazon. I have deliberately chosen Safeway here becuase they're generally open later than malls or post offices.

    This is already possible on eBay using "click and collect." Why haven't Amazon got in bed with that yet?

    Is Whole Foods not upto doing that?

  23. Better to build your own amazon storage locker. by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    The article itself is crap.

    The whole reason for this is neighborhoods where people will steal things from your porch which fortunately I have no problem with and also weather for people not fortunate enough to live in southern California. I do like the amazon storage lockers at the 7-11 down the street and use it simply for a certain level of privacy. At the house I currently reside in if I really wanted I could build a bolted down locker of my own while using amazons keybox. I can also imagine using such as system for the backyard gate.

  24. Make Lemonade Was what would be better for some by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    > >so it can push not just packages but also services that come through it, like handymen, dog-walkers, groceries, you name it

    >no way in hell am i going to let amazon or anyone

    Here's a new take. If more people are being granted access to the domicile, why not have amazon provide the people that you really want in - security, housekeepers, cooks, babysitters, plumbers, Jehovah's witnesses (well maybe not that one), etc. You might not be able to afford to give any one of these full time work, but if there's a pool of them, it might be worth it to save your own time on menial work. Rather than needing a special lock and paraphernalia/paranoia, you live a more open life harking back to the days when people didn't even leave their doors locked.

    I, for one, welcome our amazon overlords^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H extended family.

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  25. Parcel box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a parcel box for 10 years, worked brilliant for me. Never once had a courier leave someone else's package in it.

    Guess it just depends on the the people driving the vans.

  26. But what if you ARE home? by swell · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm late to this party and I hope my question isn't redundant. (I'm asking for a friend)

    What happens when you ARE home during the delivery? You might be relaxing in front of the big screen enjoying some righteous pron and getting your wrist exercise for the day. You might be doing your cosplay version of Princess Leia. You might be entertaining the stud next door through the back door. Or you might just be lying in your upchuck in a drunken stupor on the floor.

    Not too worried about a delivery when I'm *not* home.

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    1. Re:But what if you ARE home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an interesting idea. I have an outdoor storage "bench" next to my door and a sign on the door instructing delivery people to place packages in the bench. It works about 80% of the time when the delivery people actually take the time to read and drop the package in the bench. I would absolutely sign up for a lock on this bench that the delivery people could access to drop packages in. I would absolutely not sign up for a service that gives delivery people access to my living space.

    2. Re:But what if you ARE home? by clovis · · Score: 2

      I'm late to this party and I hope my question isn't redundant. (I'm asking for a friend)

      What happens when you ARE home during the delivery? You might be relaxing in front of the big screen enjoying some righteous pron and getting your wrist exercise for the day. You might be doing your cosplay version of Princess Leia. You might be entertaining the stud next door through the back door. Or you might just be lying in your upchuck in a drunken stupor on the floor.

      Not too worried about a delivery when I'm *not* home.

      Every time I've had a party, there were party crashers because I had great parties and people could see what was happening.
      The trailer park people down the street had parties that few would go to, unless tied up or roofied, because people could see what was happening.
      The answer to your "what would happen" question is in there.
       

    3. Re:But what if you ARE home? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Urm, 2 points for unpleasant-scenario imagination, 0 points for not thinking to deadbolt your doors when home...

       

  27. Re:Make Lemonade Was what would be better for some by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    > >so it can push not just packages but also services that come through it, like handymen, dog-walkers, groceries, you name it

    >no way in hell am i going to let amazon or anyone

    Here's a new take. If more people are being granted access to the domicile, why not have amazon provide the people that you really want in - security, housekeepers, cooks, babysitters, plumbers, Jehovah's witnesses (well maybe not that one),

    Why wouldn't I want my relatives to come in?

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  28. It is a really.... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    shit idea to begin with.

  29. Outdated architecture by Max_W · · Score: 1

    Architecture is still stuck in 30s. It is so easy to build an apartment or the whole house with an inbuilt system for internet deliveries.

  30. If you can't have your packages left outside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....for a few hours, maybe you should save the money you'd be giving Amazon for this, and start looking for a better neighborhood.

  31. "family voted" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what kind of pussy needs his family to vote on any matter? oh, right, a soyboy who writes fake news