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Washington Bill Makes It Illegal To Sell Gadgets Without Replaceable Batteries (vice.com)

Jason Koebler writes: A bill that would make it easier to fix your electronics is rapidly hurtling through the Washington state legislature. The bill's ascent is fueled by Apple's iPhone-throttling controversy, which has placed a renewed focus on the fact that our electronics have become increasingly difficult to repair.

Starting in 2019, the bill would ban the sale of electronics that are designed "in such a way as to prevent reasonable diagnostic or repair functions by an independent repair provider. Preventing reasonable diagnostic or repair functions includes permanently affixing a battery in a manner that makes it difficult or impossible to remove."

384 comments

  1. wording by kqc7011 · · Score: 2

    What's "reasonable"?

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    1. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with complex issues are that they're require even more complex language to establish surrounding rules.

      Both sides play upon this matter but the fact is, the consumer typically loses these arguments against armies of corporate lawyers.

    2. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows?
      Everyone freaked out about "phone throttling" but without it the phone would just die when the battery gets worn out.
      And most of these people are on throttled internet and think it's fast.

    3. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the polar opposite of what apple is doing.

    4. Re:wording by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's "reasonable"?

      Yep, it is that kind of very vague language in law (especially more and more in today's laws coming thought State and Federal), that are so broadly worded, that it can cause problems, some in VERY distinct ways.

      Another example of this, is the ATF about to redo regulations that pretty much define "machine" gun which is written as law. They are about to basically make new law (saving our congress critters from actually having to go on record and vote)....but essentially, they are being pressured into going after bump stocks.

      The problems is, they aren't specifically mentioning bump stocks or precisely defining them. They are trying to broadly work it as "any device that increases the rate of fire". Well for one thing, there is not defined base level of "rate of fire".

      That could mean ANY modification to a semi-auto weapon, like just putting in a lighter trigger for competition shooting...that allows you to increase your rate of fire. Hell, your finger could be considered a problem, in that it is pretty easy to hold an AR loosely enough to let the recoil hit your finger quickly and fire like you can with a bump stock..

      To that note...high capacity magazines could come under fire, in that having larger capacities allow you to fire faster since you don't have to change more often.

      That's just one example....but we need to force our legislators to quit working laws so broadly. Make them more precise, and when a new thing comes along, rather than trying to make a square peg fit into a round hole, come up with a new damned law, or pass real legislation to change things.

      Don't just word it broadly, and then allow some UNELECTED bureaucratic enforcement agency define what things are.

      Just because you may like it one way, doesn't mean it won't come to bite you in the ass on another topic you do care about.

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    5. Re:wording by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      "Reasonable diagnostic or repair functions by an independent repair provider" to me implies that your typical Joe doesn't have to be capable of doing it, but if you take it along to a suitablely equipped store they can do so for a nominal fee without damage to any additional parts other than easily replaceable on-time-snap-fix connectors. Basically, that's going to mean an end to simply replacing a proper chassis with glue, but after that it's all down to the interpretation of the letter and spirit of the legislation as to how many tools like spudgers and the degree of part-granuality that are required. Needless to say there's going to be quite a difference between manufacturers and repairers on this unless the legislation starts getting into the minutae of defining a line between components (like chips) and replaceable parts (boards with chips surface-mounted on them).

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    6. Re:wording by nastyphil · · Score: 1

      There is a well established standard around the word 'reasonable' in common law:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    7. Re: wording by bigwheel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From TFS: "Preventing reasonable diagnostic or repair functions includes permanently affixing a battery in a manner that makes it difficult or impossible to remove."

      There is some ambiguity, but the intent seems pretty obvious.

      IMO, this legislation is something we've needed for a long time. Musical birthday cards should get a pass. But expensive consumer electronics should not be treated as disposable items.

    8. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't just word it broadly, and then allow some UNELECTED bureaucratic enforcement agency define what things are.

      You mean like the EPA trying to regulate rain puddles on my property as navigable waterways. Yes I agree.

    9. Re:wording by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On older the battery could be swapped by the user in seconds. Come back to that please!

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    10. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's "reasonable"?

      I'd say that excludes any legislation from Washington.

    11. Re:wording by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      What's "reasonable"?

      That will be adjudicated, when necessary. Which is sensible.

      E.g. what about some one-off cheap $1 toy? Is selling that illegal without an easily replaceable battery? There are going to be edge cases.

    12. Re: wording by Gr8Apes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Musical birthday cards should get a pass.

      If this legislation causes the end of musical birthday cards, it would be the most effective law passed this year.

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    13. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The bill literally contains 20 lines spent defining "fair and reasonable". Can you elaborate on why you consider it "vague".

    14. Re: wording by geekmux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From TFS: "Preventing reasonable diagnostic or repair functions includes permanently affixing a battery in a manner that makes it difficult or impossible to remove."

      There is some ambiguity, but the intent seems pretty obvious.

      Uh, no it's not, and this won't change a damn thing. Using the term "independent repair provider" even dictates that repairs will still not be something an end-user is authorized or allowed to do, and implies that consumers will still have to pay someone to change out a battery. No one "repairs" a battery, they get replaced, which is all consumers are asking for. We used to have removable batteries. Greed infected design, and now we do not.

      Enough of the ambiguity. Enough of the bullshit. Word it in black and white terms. Electronic devices with rechargeable batteries should be designed in such a way that they are easily replaceable by the end user. See? It's not hard to remove the ambiguity and put a stop to relentless greed that continues to fuck over the consumer.

    15. Re: wording by phayes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, Lawmakers from Washington have outlawed Microsoft's entire Surface line. I'm sure Microsoft will be thrilled.

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    16. Re: wording by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "No one "repairs" a battery"

      Bullshit. I repair lead-acid car batteries all the time.

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    17. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What handheld electronic devices (the subject of the bill and this discussion) use automotive lead acid batteries?

    18. Re: wording by rogoshen1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i dunno, i'd rather government take a step back from directly interfering in how companies design and market their products -- obviously with health, safety, and fraud concerns withstanding.

      With regulations like this where does it end? It sucks that 'voting with your dollars' doesn't really work when all the manufacturers pull the same shenanigans; but having mommy government step in to dictate these things is an even worse idea. It's feel good legislation at its finest, but real world consequences intended or not are being ignored.

    19. Re: wording by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 5, Funny

      But with replaceable batteries musical birthday cards could enter a whole NEW ERA!!!
      With e-ink, cards could be used many times. Just think of changing the cover art to a new JPG or even GIF. Next we allow the card licensee to sing and record or buy downloaded music from the card store. Of course your card will have internet access to assure no pirated content was used in the "redeployment" of the card... can't have you singing any Stevie Wonder hits without paying for them. But you could piggyback on the Internet of Cards by placing current sports scores or a favorite news feed on the back or even inside.
      Sure, in awhile Apple will produce the Must Have iCards (and change them every six months) but two thirds of us can just keep handing the same cards back and forth every year.

      /sarcasm (I Hope)

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    20. Re: wording by geekmux · · Score: 2

      "No one "repairs" a battery"

      Bullshit. I repair lead-acid car batteries all the time.

      I wasn't talking about lead-acid batteries. I wasn't even talking about EV battery replacement.

      We both know what this bill is targeting, which is where 90% of the problem lies; handheld electronic devices.

    21. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problems is, they aren't specifically mentioning bump stocks or precisely defining them. They are trying to broadly work it as "any device that increases the rate of fire".

      Good? Narrowly tailored laws lead to idiots promoting warming bulbs and small trucks as not SUBs.

    22. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a shitload of electronics which have permanent rechargeable batteries, many of them toys.

    23. Re: wording by nasch · · Score: 1

      Stores in Vancouver BC and Portland OR are going to LOVE this thing if it passes.

    24. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this will not have the effect people want it to.

      The iphone battery is replaceable, it's just awkward. However 100% of wireless headphones, keyboards and mice that don't use off-the-shelf AAA/AA batteries are not serviceable in any form. So this will likely result in most bluetooth and "wirelessly charged" devices getting removed.

      They need to word it carefully. If what they want is "user-serviceable" batteries, that may result in phones that do not come with batteries at all, and thus the "battery case" ends up getting standardized in some shape. Mobile phone's two worst qualities are fragility and shitty battery life. Yes, I'm sure the battery life is sufficient for the vast majority of people who have less than a 30 minute commute and live in a major city. Everyone else is stuck with phones that can't even take a 90 minute return trip visit to grandma. (Yes I'm pointing out that smartphones now only have 3 hours of useful battery life. Forget that standby time, that's an absolutely useless metric.)

      How I would fix things is require batteries to be directly attached by USB-C, therefor it doesn't matter if the battery is something physically attached to the phone or something that is attached by a cable (as in a device permanently attached to a kiosk or vehicle.)

    25. Re:wording by ripvlan · · Score: 2

      I can agree with sentiment. The battery in an iPhone is replaceable. On my iPhone you just remove 2 screws and then pry the glass front off. The battery is right there to be unplugged and replaced. Maybe not something that everyone would feel confident doing -- but the "phone repair guy" in the Mall can do it "cheap."

      That sounds reasonable to me.

    26. Re: wording by Vrallis · · Score: 1

      However, if the tech companies comply, WA businesses will dominate the online sales market (at least until the 'WA models' become more widespread).

    27. Re: wording by CODiNE · · Score: 2

      Musical birthday cards should get a pass

      Did they start putting epoxy on those coin cell batteries? I used to take those cards apart and make Red Boxes out of them... in altoids tins of course.

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    28. Re:wording by nctritech · · Score: 1

      Not trolling: can you link to info or post your story on this? I'm curious (regulatory stupidity is interesting) and I'm sure others will be also. Hell, I just learned this morning that sex with anyone that you're not married to is technically illegal in North Carolina. NCGS 14-189: "FORNICATION AND ADULTERY." It's a misdemeanor to have sex with someone who is not your spouse with no exceptions if you are unmarried, though apparently also unconstitutional to enforce it in that manner.

      May as well learn about two stupid legal things today.

    29. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >'voting with your dollars' doesn't really work when all the manufacturers pull the same shenanigans

      the market is fundamentally flawed. Because market economics assume a large number of seller and buyers.

    30. Re: wording by pots · · Score: 1

      The "independent" in "independent repair provider" does imply that end-users should not require authorization, otherwise they would not be independent. Ability is another question, and where you say "easily replaceable by the end user" you're putting some unnecessary limits on design. How many end-users are really comfortable with changing a CMOS battery in an average desktop? I don't think all desktops need to be designed with externally accessible battery compartments. I guess that wouldn't count for your rule, since CMOS batteries aren't rechargeable, but... why only rechargeable batteries then?

      As long as truly independent repair providers can replace the batteries, then you're removing the monetary incentive that device manufacturers have to make it difficult. That should be enough.

    31. Re: wording by Arab · · Score: 2

      I have a really heavy phone okay!

    32. Re: wording by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You could design a musical birthday card which uses a user replaceable lithium button cell which would still be legal.

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    33. Re: wording by JackieBrown · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      It's sad that the kneejerk reaction is that the government needs to be involved in everything.

      The ISP might block me from 108p streaming! We need government to the rescue!

      People are buying up popular presents just so they can resale them at higher prices! We need government to the rescue!

      The problem is that as much as people like to bash the United States, it's been a pretty benign government to its citizens. Because of that, people don't realize where an authoritative government leads.

    34. Re: wording by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's the threshold for 'easily'?

      Like, without tools? That means all our phones will be bulky again. I don't want a phone like that. I hated that design, and I'll continue to hate it. I don't mind the possibility that I'll have to take my phone into a shop so someone can disassemble it and pop in a new battery any more than I mind taking my car into the shop so I can have something repaired. If I wanted to learn how to do those things, I would, and indeed, I can. iFixit makes kits so you can do it yourself, and people do it.

      So I don't know that your wording makes it any better, except to possibly require companies to make phones that I feel are terrible by design.

      I get that we don't agree on the design angle, but I don't want it legislated out of existence.

    35. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Apple is already complying with the law as they already fo diagnostics and replacement of batteries at their authorised shops. It is therefore possible to do those things.

    36. Re: wording by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      While your request is perfectly reasonable, it can quickly become unworkable. Some products would no longer be possible (for better or worse), and "easily" is pretty darn subjective... unless you add the phrase without the use of tools .

      I'm not sure where we should be going on these things; my iPhone X that replaced my iPhone 6 uses up its battery significantly faster, and I am fairly certain it will be significantly degraded by the time I want it replaced. But, historically batteries were not the thing that made me replace my phones-- maybe one case in 15 years/10 phones (the old days when you had a separate phone from Blackberry included). Most were replaced because of feature requirements, and two were broken when dropped. The only phone I ever purchased a replacement battery for was a RAZR, and that turned out to not really be my problem.

    37. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But I want to replace the battery so it can continue to annoy the world.

    38. Re: wording by houghi · · Score: 1

      Electronic devices with rechargeable batteries should be designed in such a way that they are easily replaceable by the end user.

      LKet us see if it is really that easy, shall we?
      "This phone has a battery that is deemed not replacable, so we do not have to follow this law."

      See, not that easy.

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    39. Re:wording by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      What's "reasonable"?

      The current Apple iPhone is reasonable. Seriously they even include a pulltab on the cable to make the process of replacing it easy. Get yourself the appropriate tools (a whole $10 on ebay) and you can replace the battery in your home without issue.

      Or if you have Parkinson disease just take it to any of those little phone shops. They'll replace the battery while you wait.

    40. Re: wording by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The iFixit instructions for replacing my iPhone 5S battery look simple, and the extra tools cost only $5 over the cost of the battery alone. Sounds easy to me. Probably easier than replacing the battery in my car, all told, and certainly cheaper.

      Or did you have some precise definition in mind, that will set into law design considerations that don't belong there?

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    41. Re: wording by mspohr · · Score: 2

      I have replaced batteries in a musical birthday card. It wasn't easy but my granddaughter loved it until the batteries ran down so I replaced them. Yes, it was irritating but worth it for the dancing hamster.

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    42. Re: wording by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Why would tech companies comply? Companies adjust their products to make California and Texas happy. Nobody's going to do a major redesign to make the state of Washington happy.

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    43. Re: wording by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have yet to encounter a product that could not be disassembled, or a battery that cannot be removed. The product may not work AFTER disassembly, but it can be disassembled.

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    44. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By trying to remove ambiguity you added another. "We both know X" is clearly not true when there is any room for disagreement or difference in interpretation. Do you understand the plight that lawmakers find themselves in?

      "I wasn't talking about X"
      "We both know X"

      These are terms that lawyers use and abuse to do and get whatever their clients want.

    45. Re: wording by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Last-mile Internet service is something of a natural monopoly, so we need Net Neutrality (which doesn't impose a significant burden on ISPs). Mandating redesign of electronic devices sold internationally by multiple vendors in an open market is not something a government should be doing.

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    46. Re:wording by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In my state, it's sex with a married woman and someone she isn't married to, which is even stupider. Not that any court would let it stand if any prosecutor was stupid enough to prosecute it.

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    47. Re: wording by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A few years ago, my son's android tablet was having battery issues. It was 2 years old so the vendor wasn't supporting it. They offered to take it for about $60, examine it, and let me know what was happening to it. Then, I could choose to fix it (for more money though they "graciously" would deduct that $60 initial payment from the cost) or I could have it sent back. They couldn't guarantee that it wouldn't arrive back factory reset with all of my son's game data erased.

      I found the battery online for about $15 and tools to do the repair for about another $10. Unfortunately, I needed to use the tools to pry the case open and I just couldn't get it done. I went to a repair shop and they were able to pry it open and replace the battery with the one I bought for $25. Even though I "wasted" money on the tools, I still got the tablet fixed for less than what the manufacturer wanted.

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    48. Re: wording by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      "This phone has a battery that is deemed not replacable, so we do not have to follow this law."

      s/replacable/rechargeable/

      Go back and read what you quoted. I don't know how well that phone would sell.

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    49. Re: wording by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      which is all consumers are asking for.

      I'm assuming you're basically talking about Cell Phones, if you are not, please take the rest as issues I have with this law anyways.

      1) If Consumers DEMANDED replaceable batteries in phones (or other devices) they would be BUYING them. If your choice was between iPhone 8 and something like an LG V20, they would abandon iPhones for LG. The problem is, that they want an iPhone first, battery second. THEY made the choice, and voted with their money. If Apple was losing BILLIONS to people who WANT removable batteries as a PRIMARY feature, they would make an iPhone with Removable Battery.

      2)If Consumers DEMANDED replaceable batteries over other features like Water Proof/Resistant devices, then they would be BUYING them. Since it is makes devices MORE expensive to have WaterProof and Replaceable batteries than one or the other, and people are choosing lesser expensive single option devices (Waterproof, no replaceable battery vs replaceable battery and don't drop in the pool) the the market has spoken.

      3) In almost ALL categories, there ARE options for having those features, while giving up others, and the relative price points for each are such that the Market is making cost/feature analysis as part of their buying choices is already available.

      Conclusion: A law like the one proposes removes choice and replaces it with draconian rules that the Market has ALREADY rejected with the voting dollars. This is the problem with the whole "There ought to be a law" people, is that they want what they want, but are UNWILLING to do it for themselves. This is the choice of the Consumer, not the state.

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    50. Re:wording by nctritech · · Score: 1

      ...my level of surprise over this does not register on any instruments. I think it died when I learned that simply capturing rainwater from your roof in a barrel is considered stealing from the state in some jurisdictions because it's supposed to end up in a river which damages the river ecosystem or some other ultra-shaky logic that stretches credulity. Water regulations can be astonishingly stupid.

    51. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not perfect, but trying to exactly define what is/isn't legal, especially with new/changing technologies, can be equally troublesome. And while "reasonable" may not be the most precise term, it does have a lot of legal history behind it. At a minimum it prevents companies from blatantly rigging their devices to be non-serviceable while giving companies enough room to innovate.

    52. Re:wording by hawk · · Score: 2

      It is *far* more important that selling such toys without a volume control be recognized as a crime against humanity than that the (^&*(&Y battery be replaceable . . .

      hawk

    53. Re: wording by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      Enough of the ambiguity. Enough of the bullshit. Word it in black and white terms. Electronic devices with rechargeable batteries should be designed in such a way that they are easily replaceable by the end user. See? It's not hard to remove the ambiguity and put a stop to relentless greed that continues to fuck over the consumer

      No. You have left a loophole in your example, one that allows manufacturers to ignore the legislation. However, it's a one-word fix. Electronic devices with rechargeable batteries must be designed in such a way that they are easily replaceable by the end user. Replacing 'should' by 'must' makes the design requirement compulsory, instead of being indeterminate.

    54. Re: wording by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This kind of wording is common in law because being too specific makes it easier to work-around and means that the law tends to become out of date rapidly. It's usually better to say something like "easily" and then let courts decide what that means, applying it to new technologies as they appear.

      This won't make phones bulky. There are plenty of really thin, light and waterproof phones with removable batteries and headphone jacks on the market.

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    55. Re:wording by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm pointing out that smartphones now only have 3 hours of useful battery life. Forget that standby time, that's an absolutely useless metric.

      Many phones last much more. See here.

    56. Re: wording by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Most tweakers would agree with you!

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    57. Re:wording by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      Whatever they need it to mean.

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    58. Re: wording by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      I suspect a mandatory battery SLA would be better for consumers as a whole rather than mandating replaceable batteries. Most optimal solution would be industry wide voluntary compliance to establish it as the norm.

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    59. Re: wording by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Good? Narrowly tailored laws lead to idiots promoting warming bulbs and small trucks as not SUBs.

      That is great actually...in cases of this, we have our ELECTED and ACCOUNTABLE officials amend or pass new laws.

      People that are answerable directly to the populace should be the ones crafting these laws, not the agencies that enforce them, and are usually unelected and not answerable to the people.

      That's the way it is supposed to be.

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    60. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lookup up "every fucking phone before the iPhone"...

    61. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >'voting with your dollars' doesn't really work when all the manufacturers pull the same shenanigans

      the market is fundamentally flawed. Because market economics assume a large number of seller and buyers.

      Right.

      Because we don't have what? Hundreds of cell phone makers selling to billions of customers?

      Literally.

      Grow a brain.

    62. Re:wording by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Where does an independent shop get their hands on Apple's diagnostic tools and software? Where can an independent shop buy Apple parts and batteries? Where can an independent shop get a pre-programmed Apple SMC, or a copy of the SMC firmware to flash onto a virgin chip?

      Yes, these things are possible at Apple's authorized repair centers. That doesn't mean they're possible without apple's blessing, though, which is what this law is aiming for.

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    63. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing, but the adhesive strips took me about an hour to deal with (had to break out the hair dryer and do lots of awkward maneuvering). Apple could have made it a lot easier to replace them. Frankly while most ./ readers could do it, most people could not.

    64. Re: wording by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was irritating but worth it for the dancing hamster.

      Is that a euphemism?

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    65. Re:wording by tsqr · · Score: 1

      What's "reasonable"?

      The bill has 19 lines of text defining "reasonable". There's a link to the bill in TFS. If you really want to know, you can find out.

    66. Re: wording by Holi · · Score: 1

      Since when is your car considered an electronic device?

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    67. Re:wording by tsqr · · Score: 1

      E.g. what about some one-off cheap $1 toy? Is selling that illegal without an easily replaceable battery? There are going to be edge cases.

      From the bill: "Digital electronic product" means a handheld or portable electronic device containing a microprocessor and flat panel computer monitor originally manufactured for distribution and sale in the United States for general consumer purchase. Digital electronic product includes but is not limited to smartphones, electronic reading devices, laptop computers, and tablets.

    68. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're making a false dichotomy here. Question is, if ppl had to choose between an iPhone WITH a replaceable battery, and an iPhone WITHOUT an replaceable battery, which one would they prefer?

      My guess is they'd choose a serviceable device.

      Also a removable battery doesn't "add" anything to the cost of the device, really. It's mostly seen on lower-end devices, so heh, it's a really funny argument you're making.

      Also also, waterproof is a very different use case. I don't regularly sail or work near bodies of water. Most people don't, either.

      Cheers, idiot!

    69. Re: wording by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      A pacemaker?

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    70. Re: wording by desdinova+216 · · Score: 2

      since they started being able to receive software updates?

    71. Re:wording by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      What's "reasonable"?

      I was coming here to ask "What's 'Difficult'?"

    72. Re: wording by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      "No one "repairs" a battery"

      Bullshit. I repair lead-acid car batteries all the time.

      That explains a LOT about you.

    73. Re: wording by HiThere · · Score: 1

      How about "without the use of tools other than optionally a flat-head or Phillips-head screwdriver."?

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    74. Re: wording by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing, but the adhesive strips took me about an hour to deal with (had to break out the hair dryer and do lots of awkward maneuvering). Apple could have made it a lot easier to replace them. Frankly while most ./ readers could do it, most people could not.

      There are many things I would try to repair on my car, but many more I would not. I would suspect that most people fall into a similar mindset.

      Do I blame the manufacturer because I can't easily replace the transmission in my car? No.

      Well, in something as miniaturized as a smartphone, simple things like conventional fasteners and battery compartments accessible from the outside become major design roadblocks, and so the vast majority of OEMs of these devices have tried to strike a reasonable (there's that word again!) balance between "repairability" and "Functionality/Desirability" to the average consumer in their target markets.

      For example, on the iPhone, Apple COULD have molded the battery into the back-cover itself, or used any number of adhesives that NOTHING could have gotten-past; but they didn't. In fact, they have even made it EASIER over time to replace the batteries in those units, switching from fairly permanent glue to using "releasable" adhesive strips.

      Engineering is ALWAYS a product of an array of compromises. If you feel squeamish about pulling your phone apart and wrestling a bit with the battery to get it out of the case, then there are a number of OEM and third-party places you can take it, to have that done for you at a quite-reasonable (there's that word again) cost.

      Or you can just continue to whine that the transmission in your car doesn't have snap-clips to remove it without having to get under the car and turn a wrench.

      And yes, it IS completely the same thing.

    75. Re: wording by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're making a false dichotomy here. Question is, if ppl had to choose between an iPhone WITH a replaceable battery, and an iPhone WITHOUT an replaceable battery, which one would they prefer?

      My guess is they'd choose a serviceable device.

      Also a removable battery doesn't "add" anything to the cost of the device, really. It's mostly seen on lower-end devices, so heh, it's a really funny argument you're making.

      Also also, waterproof is a very different use case. I don't regularly sail or work near bodies of water. Most people don't, either.

      Cheers, idiot!

      So, you never approach ANY type of water with your phone in your pocket?

      If you say you don't, you're a bald-faced liar.

    76. Re:wording by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      it sounds like this is being written in a way to placate the largest culprits of Vendor Repair lock in, farm equipment manufacturers.

    77. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are basing customer demand around what apple makes, there is very little to say about it. Apple has only made "smartphone" level phones in a certain style. There is very little imagination here. I highly doubt you can convince any person that people voted for the apple design because they accepted no-accessibility completely. If anything they didn't care about the battery or waterproofing in making a decision. It's very likely the people who bought an apple phone really just wanted a smartphone. Probably more so in the early days. That's the only case that I can see to be made here.

      On the other hand, outside of apple, there is alot more choice in phone design. In any event the most typical design has been more open, and apple has never overtaken the market. Seems like the average person has voted indeed. Apple design is not everyone's favorite.

    78. Re:wording by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      There's a reason for that law. In the 19th century it was common for someone upstream to divert the entire river. The downstream uses then blow up his dam. Then the shooting starts.

      If dams downstream of you are spilling, it is generally legal to collect rainwater. If you can afford lawyers, you could even end up with a water right. The dams water rights will always be senior to yours. Goes by date, older gets priority.

      Also the rain barrel example is silly, technically illegal, but not enforced.

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    79. Re: wording by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Where does the battery go for my manual mixer?

    80. Re: wording by mspohr · · Score: 1

      No, literally a dancing hamster.

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    81. Re: wording by RadioD00d · · Score: 1

      During my last replacement cycle I specifically purchased a Samsung J7 (S7 was the 'top of the line' at the time) BECAUSE the J7 has a replaceable battery and a plastic back cover. I'm just clumsy enough that a cell phone surrounded by breakable glass really didn't sound like a good idea, and I like having the option to service items which I feel competent to service on my own. I recognize that there are numerous articles, videos, and the like which trivialize battery replacement on these devices, much the same as they trivialize replacing a shattered screen. I choose to make my life as easy as possible on my own. The differences between the S7 and J7 are not significant to me (less GPS function, no IR remote, shit like that) and the phone has been perfectly suitable. Disclaimer: I'm a 57 year old ham operator, so I'm not usually lured by the 'ooh shiny' of the latest technology anyway. Oh, and GET OFF MY LAWN!

    82. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am probably more tech savy than the average person, but I look for service info, and look at how hard it is to open devices for servicing/battery replacement in a non-destructive manor. This is why all of my computers are refurbished Lenovos (easy to service) instead of Dell (difficult if not impossible to service). I would NEVER buy an iPhone, as I am not an iDiot, as well as the fact that (Cr)apple wants their products to be replace instead of serviced.

      A friend who was dumb enough to buy an iPhone just had to send it in to have its battery replaced after 1.5 years. I would say that his battery was defective, as it should have lasted at least 3-4 years.

    83. Re: wording by thegreatbob · · Score: 2

      This is slashdot; no matter how pedantically you qualify your statements, there's always 'that guy'. Sometimes I'm that guy... but not today.

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    84. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, newer smoke detectors come with a battery that last as long as the detector is designed to operate, with the battery sealed inside to prevent the homeowner (or, more commonly tenant) from disabling the alarm.

    85. Re: wording by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      2) If Consumers DEMANDED replaceable batteries over other features like Water Proof/Resistant devices, then they would be BUYING them. Since it is makes devices MORE expensive to have WaterProof and Replaceable batteries than one or the other, and people are choosing lesser expensive single option devices (Waterproof, no replaceable battery vs replaceable battery and don't drop in the pool) the the market has spoken.

      On the other hand... My Kyocera Hydro VIBE (from 2014) which I bought, on sale, from Ting for about $150.00 in 2016 has an easily removable back, easily replaceable battery, a headphone jack -- *and* is:

      Certified dust resistant and waterproof for IP57 - protection against dust and water immersion for up to 30 minutes in up to 3.28 feet (1 meter) of water.

      Sure, the Hydro VIBE is not as thin (though it's close), fancy or capable as a modern iPhone, but it shows that you can get an easily replaceable battery, headphone jack and water/dust proofing without spending too much money -- which is reason Apple doesn't offer this. They want you spending money on newer phones and/or at the "Genius Bar" rather than maintaining your phone yourself.

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    86. Re: wording by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Literally, an actual hamster was dancing on a birthday card??? Where did the battery come into play? Was he shocked into compliance?

    87. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also means cases that come apart in seconds, lets not go back to that. Having a mechanically solid case is the thing that makes a difference between a good phone and a lousy one.

    88. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different AC here.

      My phone does not get near the water. It just does not. I would wager most people have a similar experience.

    89. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The typical legal term is âshallâ(TM).

    90. Re: wording by magarity · · Score: 1

      A pacemaker?

      You just have to be quick about it.

    91. Re: wording by guruevi · · Score: 1

      You'll probably run afoul of a dozen or so handicapped associations for their inability to hold a regular screwdriver and a number of patent and industry reps that have screwdriver contracts with the government.

      You say "independent repair shop" because you really don't want "everyone" to be able to repair their stuff without blowing their hands of.

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    92. Re: wording by mspohr · · Score: 1

      No animals were harmed during this performance.

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    93. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, it's like you're saying that the enlightened self interest of Libertarianism doesn't produce optimal outcomes or something... Weird.

    94. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LG can offer some clarification in case Apple needs it. The Irreplaceable battery is no different a gimmick than European cars that make it impossible to change your own oil. It's all about milking extra money out of the unsuspecting public

    95. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things really get complicated when you start trying to use solar panels for those birthday cards.

    96. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problems is, they aren't specifically mentioning bump stocks or precisely defining them. They are trying to broadly work it as "any device that increases the rate of fire".

      Because the point was never to restrict bump stocks. The point was to stop letting it remain legal to take a semi-automatic weapon and sell a modification that makes it automatic in all practical definitions but not by technical definition. Bump stocks weren't created to solve a flaw in gun design. They weren't created to give an advantage in competitive shooting or to make hunting easier. They were created to make a machine gun out of a gun that isn't a machine gun.

      Personally, I'd prefer my elected representative not wasting time debating and trying to re-pass a law as it was intended every single time a new technique or method comes along that makes the law they just wrote technically not apply.

      tl;dr - if people could just stop being dicks about laws I would agree with you. They cannot, so I do not.

    97. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have an unreasonable faith in the market. Remember back 10-15 years ago when every phone had a different charger because apparently everyone likes having a bunch of chargers and not being able to charge their phone when out unless they carry their charging with them? Oh, wait, no one likes that, but the market settled on that until the EU intervened and required everyone to use USB.

    98. Re: wording by fortfive · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on the judges.

      For an interesting study, watch the progression of what is reasonable in a property rights context in Kentucky courts as coal became ever more in demand.

    99. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a fishy Russian file server.
      Duh! Do you even internet?

    100. Re: wording by KingMotley · · Score: 0

      Sexist much? Sometimes it is 'that woman' too. And sometimes it is 'that guy who dresses like a woman'.

    101. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's an electronic device? Does that include Pace Makers? Hearing aides? Oxygen generators?

    102. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigot much? There are more than two genders, asshole.

    103. Re: wording by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You can download tools, parts, and batteries from fileservers now? I thought you could only find pr0n, w4r3z, h4x, and scene releases there.

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    104. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B. S.

    105. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not. Nearly all automotive parts are designed to be serviced. Not only that, but the brand receives accolades from customers for this attribute.

    106. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, heading up to Van to pay the 17% harmonised sales tax sounds totally awesome.

      I think you'll find that nearly everyone heads to Seattle to scratch their shopping itch.

    107. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need net neutrality indeed. You also need laws saying that the last mile of cables for internet connection should be accessible to other companies to offer their services on. For a fair price.

      That model is what we have for phone/dsl and fiber cables. It works relatively well to fix the natural monopoly. Even when one company tried to buy all fiber to the home isps, they couldnâ(TM)t buy all of them and afterwards a new competitor started.

    108. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having had to purchase some stupid Y shaped screwdriver off ebay in order to change the battery and/or replace joystick modules in a Nintendo Wii U gamepad is definite the opposite of easily. Had some chinese company not seen a potential market, I would have been up the creek. Not even harbor freight sells a âsecurity bitâ(TM) shaped like this. Nintendo is at bigger risk than Apple or Samsung. There are plenty of unauthorized places that do screen repairs and battery replacements all the time. Screen repairs take less than 30min.

    109. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not by independent repair facilities. VW got into some bad PR over this. The first time my Passat needed new brakes back in 2012 I took it to a shop that was going to do it for $150. The front and back pads would have cost me almost $100 alone for a decent set.

      Little did I know, or the shop know, that the electronic traction control on the rear calipers prevent you from retracting the calipers to get the, now thicker, pads to squeeze past the rotor. A special code had to be sent to the bcm to tell the motor to rewind and VW wasnt sharing and the dealerships were not talking. So instead of $150, I got fucked into paying a VW dealership $400 for the same task.

    110. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire reason the home button went away on iphone 7 was waterproofing. You cant have a battery compartment AND be waterproof without also tripling its thickness to support gaskets, pressure screws, etc.

    111. Re:wording by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I can replace the battery on an iphone in a couple of minutes, and I'm certainly not some expert. It's far easier to replace an iPhone battery than change my oil and I don't think I ever heard someone refer to my oil filter as "not being user replaceable".

    112. Re: wording by misnohmer · · Score: 1

      There is tremendous amount of ambiguity. Let me list some main points:
      1. How is "electronics" defined? Cell phone? Calculator? Tire pressure sensor? Heart pacer? Do you really want to mandate end-user access to heart pacers, their parts and diagnostics?
      2. What is "reasonable diagnostic or repair function"? Password recovery? Battery exchange? Cracked screen repair? You want to mandate access to test mode of heart pacer/defibrillator (which btw induces a heart attack in a patient so that the defibrillator can be tested - this is usually only done with the patient on the operating table with a doctor ready to intervene)?
      3. Define "difficult". For whom? With that means, time, and tools? Is replacing a CPU on a PC mother board difficult? Yes for my mother-in-law, no for my 13 year old son. Is soldering 2 wires together difficult? Again, it all depends for whom.

      Additionally, such legislation limits design choices which some customers prefer. What if someone prefers a smaller device which has an integrated, non-serviceable battery. Sometimes this is not just a matter of taste but also functionality or cost, for example tire pressure sensors (a.k.a. TPMS) typically have integrated batteries because making them serviceable would make then large, expensive and heavy, since they have to withstand very large G-forces while in the tire.

      I don't think the law-makers have thought this through much, but that's not surprising from today's politicians. Next, they'll be voting to ban di-hydrogen-monoxide, since it is one of leading causes of human deaths in the world, it's the primary component of acid-rain, and is deadly when inhaled in any larger quantity.

    113. Re: wording by pruss · · Score: 1

      I think a 16lb Mac Portable, with lead acid batteries, could be held in the hand. Just not comfortably. :-)

    114. Re: wording by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      One potential complication for this is that it will become harder to waterproof these devices while also keeping them light and thin and retaining the same battery capacity.

    115. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Bill. I donâ(TM)t like having batteries dropping out when I drop the phone.

      Imagine if I was standing on the metro platform and dropped my phone. The battery could drop out and fall onto the tracks. Thatâ(TM)s fucking dangerous!

      Who does Bill think he is? Some descendent of George?

    116. Re: wording by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      2)If Consumers DEMANDED replaceable batteries over other features like Water Proof/Resistant devices, then they would be BUYING them. Since it is makes devices MORE expensive to have WaterProof and Replaceable batteries than one or the other, and people are choosing lesser expensive single option devices (Waterproof, no replaceable battery vs replaceable battery and don't drop in the pool) the the market has spoken.

      I find it interesting lower end phones tend to be adorned with removable batteries and physical buttons yet high end gear costing 5 to 20 times more is where batteries go missing.

      Higher costs of removable batteries is not a valid concern worthy of any serious consideration.

    117. Re: wording by Reziac · · Score: 1

      How about a different approach? define a "battery" as a power-storage device designed to be replaceable by the end user. Then it doesn't matter what the device is, does, or is designed like -- the battery would by definition be replaceable, and the manufacturer would need to find a way to make it so.

      Probably plenty of holes in this idea too, but the object is to approach the problem from the other direction.

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    118. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iâ(TM)m pretty sure the iPhone 7 still has a home button, by the way. At least, my iPhone 7 Plus does, and it was released at the same time, soâ¦

    119. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be surprised if Stupid Potato Sack adds this to his current political agenda. Much as like to think that MPs are more intelligent than Stupid Potato Sack, they just might go for this. Which means that what you think of as being a Vancouver BC problem, becomes a border state problem.

    120. Re: wording by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Define "bulky"?

      Lumia 950XL : 8.1 mm 3350 user serviceable mah battery
      iPhone X : 7.7 mm 2750 permanent battery

      I also get to mix up the design of my phone with new backings without adding any bulk like a phone case adds.

      0.4mm is 4 sheets of paper.

    121. Re: wording by sjames · · Score: 2
      Most cell phones are bulky now. It's just that they come incomplete. First you buy the razor thin phone because it's stylish, then you buy the bulky protective cover so you don't break it when you sneeze.

      But I imagine it's fine if you just need a commonly available small screwdriver.

    122. Re: wording by sjames · · Score: 1

      I did NOT buy an iPhone. One reason is that the battery is a pain to replace. I bought a phone where the battery can be replaced with a small screwdriver. It's also waterproof to 6 feet.I chose it specifically for those features (and a few more).

      My mom bought one that is actually quite thin that needs no tools to replace the battery.

      Apple/iPhone is 3rd in the market.

      Speaking of choice, don't discount the number of people who didn't ask about changing the battery because they assumed nobody would be stupid enough to make a phone where you can't swap the battery out easily. That used to be something you could safely assume.

    123. Re: wording by sjames · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, there'll be a law that you can get your oil and air filter changed anywhere you want...

    124. Re: wording by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm thrilled.

    125. Re: wording by phayes · · Score: 1

      Do you also contribute to Washington state politicians as much as Microsoft does to "ensure a favorable business environment"?

      Because I'm thinking that an unhappy Microsoft will be contributing to different politicians or shopping around the country for a new campus the way Amazon has.

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    126. Re: wording by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      125 grains of jacketed lead backed with 9 grains of Unique powder, from a 4" S&W 686 tends to make disassembly quick. Not painless, and not necessarily easy to reassemble - but disassembly nevertheless.

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    127. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that claiming more than two genders is actually bigotry, as it flies in the face of biology.

    128. Re: wording by martrootamm · · Score: 2

      It's possible to make laws that are specific and reasonably future-proof: "this means that, and includes, but is not limited to: ..."

    129. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'm in favor of having a device with a replaceable battery (that's why I held on to my Note4 for the longest time). I'm absolutely against government of any sorts making laws what private businesses can or can't do with their products. Simply because it will never stop there with government.

      If WE all truly opposed devices with removable batteries, we'd let the silent hand of capitalism dictate that as we refused to buy those devices and as the numbers drop in sales for such devices, the mfg's would obviously respond. I get the feeling if push comes to shove none of us really want to do that because we like the devices too much.

    130. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can change an iPhone battery in 10

    131. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only two genders. Only how one defines who is in which is (somewhat) debatable.

    132. Re: wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But expensive consumer electronics should not be treated as disposable items.

      Reality begs to differ. We are very close to the laws of physics insisting that ALL deep nanometers processors will have lifespans shorter than the economic lifespan anyone would consider "reasonable". This is inevitable as we scale smaller: we are already at a 5-10 year lifespan, best base. We'll be below 2-5 years within 10 years. Within 20 years, it will be below 3-6 months - you'll have to "change your CE device" like you change your oil.

      This physics. Make something quantum small and it breaks bizarrely soon. The only way around it is to halt all "progress" in electronics broadly.

    133. Re: wording by ZorroXXX · · Score: 1

      A pacemaker can be disassembled like this: EEVblog #1027 - Implantable NeuroStimulator Teardown.

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    134. Re: wording by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Almost all automotive parts are designed to be serviced, yes. Not necessarily by me, the owner, who has a socket set and a few other tools.

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    135. Re: wording by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Here's an appropriate place outside of Ann Arbor, Michigan. https://www.gotohellmi.com/

    136. Re: wording by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      Yikes! I guess need to go back to PC-reeducation gulag.

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    137. Re:wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to buy from amazon electric rechargeable electronic USB cigarrette lighters, that is reasonable, imagine if we all could ask a screen to send by mail a lighter which makes no flame, no noise, is small and is seemingly inexhaustible until it fulfills its life cycle? very unreasonable to call that NORMAL, is it? But it only looks like it is yet another badly worded, ill defined, bill where all people concerned are concerned with the bill and not with appropriately describ the _matter_ behind it, a particular case to cover all cases... in the impossibly infinite gadget possibility space. Will those lighters be called illegal and you persecuted for smuggling, for instance? Not to mention power banks...

  2. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pacemakers? You really want to replace the battery in that? Yourself?

    1. Re:How about by Linsaran · · Score: 1

      pacemakers? You really want to replace the battery in that? Yourself?

      They say that it needs to be replaceable by an 'independent repair provider'. So not by yourself, but by someone presumably trained and familiar with the device, but not necessarily associated with the original manufacturer.

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    2. Re:How about by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      They say that it needs to be replaceable by an 'independent repair provider'. So not by yourself, but by someone presumably trained and familiar with the device, but not necessarily associated with the original manufacturer.

      So I can pay the manufacturer, or pay someone else, but can't do it myself? Not sure I really see the improvement there....

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    3. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, is a pacemaker a gadget that can be sold to anyone and installed by anyone? I would think this is really about common, public access electronics. I bet it does not apply to F-35s either.

      You don't like this law?

    4. Re:How about by DalM · · Score: 1

      You were always allowed to do that work yourself. This is regarding the sales of parts and technical specs. If you break your pacemaker it's on you.

    5. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's pacemakers have a clause that if a non-Apple service tech opens the battery compartment, they have the right to brick the device.

    6. Re:How about by hipp5 · · Score: 2

      pacemakers? You really want to replace the battery in that? Yourself?

      The definition of "Electronic Device" in the bill includes having a screen, and being for sale to the general consumer. I know of zero pacemakers that meet that definition.

    7. Re:How about by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      I imagine that if you were to hold a pacemaker, obviously not while it is in you, the battery would be replaceable. Plus now they are developing pacemakers that can be powered internally. I see what you're getting at, and it should be defined well, but we know that is unlikely.

    8. Re:How about by rmandevi · · Score: 1

      If you can choose between at least two people to do it, they are likely to compete on price, to your benefit. This prevents a monopoly on repairs.

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    9. Re:How about by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      It depends on how 'gadgets' is defined. Consumer electronics should not only be serviceable and have replaceable batteries, the batteries should be replaceable by the consumer without needing to take the device in for service.

      I should also be able to remove the tubes and take them down to the local pharmacy and try them in the tube tester.

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    10. Re:How about by skids · · Score: 1

      Just uttering the phrase "Apple's pacemakers" contributes to the total annual number of heart attacks... stop it!

    11. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always Microsoft pacemakers, with built in telemetry and cortana.

    12. Re:How about by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      So does that mean EV's (which have a screen and being for sale to consumers) will have to have user replaceable LiPo battery packs?

    13. Re:How about by istartedi · · Score: 1

      No, but your health care provider does. They don't want to have to pay monopoly prices for a battery either.

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    14. Re:How about by Linsaran · · Score: 1

      Cortana already has my heart. Might as well make it official.

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    15. Re:How about by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      So does that mean EV's (which have a screen and being for sale to consumers) will have to have user replaceable LiPo battery packs?

      No, there's a later exemption for automobiles. And even if it didn't have that exemption, it doesn't say it has to be user replaceable, just "reasonably" replaceable. And given the rest of the text of the bill, that suggests reasonably replaceable by an independent repair shop.

  3. Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I cannot think of a single faucet of life, a human endeavor, or anything that we might seek to do, accomplish, or perform that isn't made better by legislation and governmental control and regulation.

    This sort of legislation should be common sense. We should be far past the point where we quibble about having politicians telling engineers what to do - that should be already settled. And the tragedy is that while we wast time on these no brainers, we could well be legislating the core problems: mathematics and physics, human nature and belief systems. That's where there's real work to be done!

    1. Re: Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant parody or pathetic statist? You decide!

    2. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by olsmeister · · Score: 2

      The common sense aspect goes out the window once the bean counters get control.

      Of course, if unfettered control were given to the engineers, a phone would probably weight 6 pounds and the battery would last for several months, so it's really a lose-lose situation.

    3. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your major malfunction?

    4. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by DalM · · Score: 1

      If business people were in control your phone would last 8 hours, have a glass screen guaranteed to shatter in a week, and be slowed down by OS updates released 6 months after you buy it. wait. That's exactly what we have now.

    5. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Of course, if unfettered control were given to the engineers, a phone would probably weight 6 pounds and the battery would last for several months, so it's really a lose-lose situation.

      Engineers would not design six pounds phones, but they would stop this thin-at-all-cost craziness happening right now.

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    6. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a phone would probably weight 6 pounds and the battery would last for several months" and it would authenticate off Active Directory.

    7. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS Update? That costs too much. We'll just reload the slowdown into the original software so we don't have to pay for expensive internet, servers, and personnel to manage it all.

    8. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by DickBreath · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Probably not any malfunction that cannot be fixed with more legislation and regulation.

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    9. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I cannot think of a single faucet of life, a human endeavor, or anything that we might seek to do, accomplish, or perform that isn't made better by legislation and governmental control and regulation.

      See, that's the problem. They regulate my faucets to stupid-low flow levels! I can barely get enough pressure to deal with hard water and soap. It's almost like by controlling our faucets, they want to control all facets of our life!

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    10. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      You really need to find a new smartphone dealer. You might try the iPhone if that's what you've been finding for sale.

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    11. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      And then the company that still sells the thin phones would apparently win in the marketplace. Engineers should be very careful about designing things without considering the customers and/or users.

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    12. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Engineers are doing what the market seems to be demanding.

      Market wants sleek phones. Engineers make phones sleeker by removing options for battery swaps.
      Market want water resistant phones. Engineers seal up phones nice n tight, preventing water to key components.
      Market wants sleek, water resistant phones with swappable batteries. Those phones are 2-3x the cost of just sleek phones with water resistance. Market say nope. Liberal whiner complains about corporate greed.

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    13. Re: Everything is made better by Government! by RazorSharp · · Score: 0

      Brilliant parody or pathetic statist? You decide!

      More like dull parody by pathetic libertarian.

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    14. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been to Australia, have you? I'm all for sane regulation, but there is a point where there is way too much of it. This I would point out, is NOT such a case.

    15. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I have a small digital camera that is water proof to 3 meters and it has 1 easily opened compartment for the battery and another for the USB connection and the SD card.

      For a $1000 device, those engineers need to figure out a way to make it work.

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    16. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      There's thin enough and there's why the fuck are they trying to make it even thinner?

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    17. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Who says market wants thinner phones? When all the companies are making are thin phones, of course you're going to sell a lot of thin phones since there's nothing else.

      For a real test, you'd need a company like Apple making two iPhones that are 100% similar except in thickness. The thicker model would only have a bigger battery for a similar price, i.e. if it costs $10 more for the bigger battery, that thicker iPhone should only cost $10~20 more. That would be a true market test.

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    18. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You don't own a drill?

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    19. Re:Everything is made better by Government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it seems you don't work in the tech industry. Engineers do not respond to market demands. Marketing creates markets.

      15 years ago - drop a phone in a toilet, go plop $50 for another one
      10 years ago - apple introduces a smart phone, and you pay exhorbant pricing to be in the apple club, because hey... it's apple
      5 years ago - apple has been increasing the price of the phone, because they got to make it seem significantly better each generation right? make people believe by being bold and asking for more. Many apple users are insuring their phone to mitigate damage.
      1 year ago - someone drops their iphone 6 in the toilet, so now everything has to be waterproof and cost $1100 - look how good we are now! We solved a problem that happens to 1% of our users.

      Basically, apple is pushing themselves out of their own market in attempt to keep increasing profit, and trying to justify it by gimmicks like this. It will keep going as long as they are cool and an icon to show around. There is no demand for a feature like this, realistically, except maybe the rare case damage could occur. I've hardly heard anyone damaging any phone in water, but I've seen alot of smashed iphones. I'm sure they'll address that too and charge $1500 for it. At least they'll pretend it worth it, just like other attempts before now.

      As far as manufacturing cost (I work in this industry), it's very likely based on what I've seen on similar components from their suppliers a good 70-80% of the phone price on market is pure profit for apple. There is very little hardware, and actually, they've likely reduced cost by making it so simple.

      I doubt there is really a demand for swappable batteries too, but if they did, I'm sure they will have justified it calling it the greatest thing ever, and charge $1500 too. No, waterproofing it won't be 2-3x the cost, if it ever comes to market.

      Now I totally agree that government gets involved in things they don't understand. I doubt it's whiners, just government thinking they can do better. But if you get what I'm saying, none of anything is cause by market demand directly, but by apple itself. That's my point.

  4. Cars not included by DalM · · Score: 5, Informative

    "NEW SECTION. Sec. 5. (1) Nothing in this section applies to 30 motor vehicle manufacturers, any product or service of a motor 31 vehicle manufacturer, or motor vehicle dealers." Cars and tractors are still not included. Still got to go through the dealer for service.

    1. Re:Cars not included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act begs to differ.

      Unless the manufacturer has included DRM somewhere in the product, then your ass belongs to the DMCA.

    2. Re: Cars not included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cuz popping the hood is so comparable to disassembling a smartphone.

    3. Re:Cars not included by DalM · · Score: 1

      Right. And that's more and more of them these days.

    4. Re: Cars not included by DalM · · Score: 1

      I don't see the difference. You buy a product, you should be able to service and repair that product. What's the difference?

    5. Re:Cars not included by hawk · · Score: 2

      Yes, not being able to replace my car battery without paying a dealer has been *so* much hassle in my life.

      (OK, I'll grant that 80s and 90s front drive Cadillacs are a pain, as you have to take off a bar or a plate to get it out [or even lift the back seat on the Deville!])

      hawk

    6. Re:Cars not included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never had a problem replacing my car or (lawn) tractor battery. In fact, many places that sell such batteries offer free installation, anyways.

    7. Re:Cars not included by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I don't think theyr'e talking about the little ol' batteries that start your ICE car. They're talking about the packs on electric or hybrid cars. That's newer technology and perhaps they don't want to burden those manufacturers quite yet. Either that, or they decided that pissing off Apple and a few other companies was a big enough bite. No need to piss off all the major car manufacturers also. Also, Microsoft is probably pretty happy about this if they didn't actually write the bill and push it through. MS's competition is Apple, not Tesla.

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    8. Re:Cars not included by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Yes, not being able to replace my car battery without paying a dealer has been *so* much hassle in my life.

      (OK, I'll grant that 80s and 90s front drive Cadillacs are a pain, as you have to take off a bar or a plate to get it out [or even lift the back seat on the Deville!])

      hawk

      Chrysler Sebrings (along with some other Chrysler/Dodge vehicles) require you to remove one of the wheels to change the battery. It's a real pain in the ass.

      Chevy Malibus and Impalas, in certain years, require you to remove the fuse box to get the battery out.

      Certain Scion/Toyotas require you to remove the ECM to get to the battery.

      There are probably others that I don't know about.

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    9. Re:Cars not included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla... about 40 hours labor.

    10. Re:Cars not included by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If you Allante battery died, there was no way to move the passenger seat to get access to the battery.

      But you could jump to lugs under the hood.

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    11. Re:Cars not included by dizzy8578 · · Score: 1

      sig line pain inducer... it is "intents and purposes" not "intensive purposes"

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    12. Re:Cars not included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is "signature line" not "sig line", you pain-inducing lazy-ass.

  5. Bye Bye Bose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bye Bye Bose!

    1. Re:Bye Bye Bose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bye Bye Bose!

      No highs?

      No lows?

      Must be Bose!

  6. Soldered in fuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One of my favorites was LittleFuse fuses, in the Mouser catalog. They were little metal cans with two leads on the bottom. Replacing them meant unsoldering both leads, simultaneously, while pulling the slippery little can from the other side of the circuit board.

    https://www.mouser.com/ProductDetail/Littelfuse/0268005V?qs=sGAEpiMZZMsNIlwy3aAdUWh9r0twYGK%252bMKefF0AnsJE%3d

    There was no good excuse for these things: I replaced them with ordinary leaded fuses every chance I got.

    1. Re:Soldered in fuses? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      If your going through that trouble why not replace with a polyfuse and never have to deal with replacing it again?

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      No sir I dont like it.
    2. Re:Soldered in fuses? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      What? You don't replace with circuit breakers?

      Sometimes such things are done as a fail safe and the device is supposed to be externally fused at a lower level. In this case, the fuse is there to protect from users doing things they shouldn't. I've seen this design used to protect from reverse polarity accidents, where a cleverly placed diode will cause the internal fuse to blow before the device can be destroyed.

      Also, in high vibration and environmentally uncontrolled environments, sometimes a soldered in part is preferred for reliability.

      So there IS a good reason for this *sometimes*... Though I suspect that the real reason amounts to "it's cheaper to build" more often than not.

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    3. Re:Soldered in fuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you feel better now?

    4. Re:Soldered in fuses? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It will be interesting to see where we end up after the Spectre/Meltdown lawsuits. I cringe at the resolution (or lack thereof) for my 6-month old iMac.

  7. LMAO by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, good luck with that. "reasonable"...ie: politicians way of telling the unwashed masses, that we did something, but on the other hand giving a wink & a nod to their business buddies that "we slickered em again".

  8. On removeable batteries by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The last time this came up on Slashdot, the objection to forcing replaceable batteries was that having fixed batteries allows for unusual battery shapes and less concern regarding seals so that engineers can design thinner phones.

    You know what? Not good enough. If it's so important to have such a thin phone, then the manufacturers need to be required by law to take back their product at the end of its life cycle and REcycle.

    I'd argue this would be an expensive but good idea anyway, because 'the environment' isn't just a thing for tree-huggers, we all need it.

    1. Re:On removeable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I picked a phone for being waterproof, and I think all of those have non-removable batteries. Waterproof was more important to me than a removable battery.

      Why should my choice be illegal because you don't like it? Are there no phones with removable batteries? I'm failing to see the issue here.

    2. Re:On removeable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most tech companies already take back their products and recycle them independently of the ease that their batteries can be replaced...
      I think clear information is key here.
      product x info:
      battery that can't be replaced by the user
      battery should last 2 years at best performance
      warranty will cover it for 2 years if performance degrades under x standard
      depending on usage the battery might remain useful for additional 2 years
      will cost $x to replace ... more info

      Then user can make there choice

    3. Re:On removeable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fsck the environment, most of use have no need to buy new shit because the inaccessible battery is end-of-lifing. Just like desktop PCs, we are reaching the points where all but those that suffer from version lust, or desire the latest for the sake of it, have no need to get device += 1.

      Just wait until the batteries in the hybrids and full electrics go the same way as phones and tablets (same tech).

      The environment can look after itself. It always recovers, and it will happen quicker if the likes of Apple's built-in obsolescence becomes unacceptable.

    4. Re:On removeable batteries by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Garmin used to have waterproof GPSes with replaceable batteries like the Legend. OK, the batteries themselves would get wet, but that's a minor issue.

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    5. Re:On removeable batteries by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Funny I have a diving point and shoot with a removable battery and it's far more waterproof than a phone. Something that does both is not hard to design.

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    6. Re: On removeable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? Not good enough. If it's so important to have such a thin phone, then the manufacturers need to be required by law to take back their product at the end of its life cycle and REcycle.

      The manufacturers must pay for or perform recycling for any electronics sold in communist Europe.

    7. Re:On removeable batteries by laughing_badger · · Score: 1

      If it's so important to have such a thin phone, then the manufacturers need to be required by law to take back their product at the end of its life cycle and REcycle.

      They are required to where I live.

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    8. Re:On removeable batteries by jareth-0205 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I picked a phone for being waterproof, and I think all of those have non-removable batteries. Waterproof was more important to me than a removable battery.

      Why should my choice be illegal because you don't like it? Are there no phones with removable batteries? I'm failing to see the issue here.

      Because (a) you can have both, it's just the manufacturers have no reason to do that as it means they can sell you a whole new phone when the battery degrades, and (b) we live in the same world, and waste is a thing that affects all of us.

    9. Re:On removeable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it also fit comfortably in your pocket?

    10. Re:On removeable batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have been making waterproof watches for decades that have removable batteries, At lest back to 1985 and probably sooner.

    11. Re:On removeable batteries by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      A telephone should not be a lifestyle choice and it seems like that's what most people treat it as (eyes glued to the thing to the point where they walk into stationary objects because they're not paying attention to where they're walking), and I see that as a mistake. To a similar extent it seems like people treat their cars as a lifestyle choice, too, and I don't think that's particularly smart, either.

    12. Re:On removeable batteries by miswit · · Score: 1

      Apple offers a free recycling program: https://www.apple.com/recyclin...

    13. Re:On removeable batteries by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I'd argue this would be an expensive but good idea anyway

      The major vendors (including Apple and Samsung) already have this. Users just don't give enough shits to use it.

    14. Re:On removeable batteries by junk · · Score: 2

      I picked a phone for being waterproof, and I think all of those have non-removable batteries. Waterproof was more important to me than a removable battery.

      Why should my choice be illegal because you don't like it? Are there no phones with removable batteries? I'm failing to see the issue here.

      The Galaxy S5 has a user replaceable battery and has the same IP67 rating as the Pixel 2 and the iPhone 8. I just had to replace a screen on a Nexus 6 which has the back glued on and it has no IP rating. Your argument holds no water (pun intended).

    15. Re:On removeable batteries by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yup. That's why I'm going to get a new battery in my iPhone 5S: so I don't have to buy a new phone.

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    16. Re:On removeable batteries by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Probably not, but this did, over 7 years ago.

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  9. You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're not smart enough to make an informed decision yourself!

    You can't decide whether a completely waterproof design is worth having a non-replaceable battery!

    We're the government! And we know what's best for you!

    Now, pay a ludicrous tax on your soda, and no, you can't have a drinking straw!

    1. Re:You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much the Progressive playbook on governance.

      About the drinking straw, you can have one, but violate the rite of passage of such straw from waitstaff to your drink results in prison and fines. Silly yes, but if the government is upset with you over something, this is another way to punish you.

    2. Re:You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      > You can't decide whether a completely waterproof design is worth having a non-replaceable battery!

      Bzzzzzzzt. The Samsung Galaxy S5, probably the last great phone Samsung will ever make, was BOTH waterproof AND had a replaceable battery. The magical secret? There was this fantastical invention called a gasket around the battery area. Too bad Samsung phones are all downhill after the S5. Why?

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    3. Re:You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > We're the government! And we know what's best for you!

      Yeah. Heaven forbid that we have clean air. Clean water. Television sets that don't explode. Food that isn't poison. Quaak cures that kill people. Building codes. And on and on with government regulations!

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    4. Re:You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're the government! And we know what's best for you!

      We are the market and we know what's best for you!

      When the market fails to supply a product I need, why should it have more clout than a representative government? If business wants all their imaginary property rights, we have to put a price on it. We could start with compulsory licensing as a condition of title for instance. That might save on specific legislation like this battery thing. I would prefer to government use its power to pry open the market to competition instead of protecting the biggest players making the biggest "donations". It would help to keep things simple.

    5. Re:You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      no, you can't have a drinking straw!

      MOD PARENT DOWN for lies.

      The link says precisely the opposite: if you ask for a plastic straw you can have one. Personally I'm entirely happy with the government forcing companies to not socialise the costs, while provatising the profits.

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    6. Re:You're too stupid to make informed decisions! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I had no reason difficult-to-replace batteries were causing issues that kill people, poison people, or make buildings collapse. I did know about the explosion, though, but the Washington legislation would do nothing to stop that.

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  10. Tech companies are in trouble by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Try easily replacing the battery in an iPhone, iPad, Kindle, MacBook, etc.

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    1. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I can do an iPhone in about 10 minutes. I'm sure someone who does it regularly could do it in 5. Seems easy enough.

    2. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      Try easily replacing the battery in an iPhone, iPad, Kindle, MacBook, etc.

      I don't think it will affect tech design tooooo much. While TFA picked up on the battery part, the thrust of the bill is more about compelling OEMs to supply the necessary information and parts to enable independent repair shops to fix things. I.e. to not exclude competition by hoarding information and parts. So I think the test of "reasonableness" of repair would really be framed in the context of, "is it designed such that it is reasonable for a trained, professional, and informed private repair shop to do the work?"

    3. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you even read the summary? it doesn't say you have to be able to do it yourself. it just says by an "independent repair provider". i am pretty sure you can already find people to replace iphone screens and batteries even though they were not really designed to be serviced, just do a google search. and Apple even recently dropped the price on some of their batteries, which rather implies that it is possible to replace them

      from apple

      Apple is reducing the price of an out-of-warranty iPhone battery replacement by $50 — from $79 to $29 — for anyone with an iPhone 6 or later whose battery needs to be replaced, available worldwide through December 2018. Details will be provided soon on apple.com.

    4. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a Surface Pro... If they make it easier to crack open to get to the battery, we might be able to put our own faster, higher capacity SSD in there too. In the Surface line, they charge a hefty premium to go from 256GB of SSD to 1TB.

    5. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Try easily replacing the battery in an iPhone, iPad, Kindle, MacBook, etc.

      I-phones are easy, Kindles are too, I've done both multiple times.. Never tied any of the rest. Seriously, replacing a battery in an I-Phone may LOOK daunting, but it's not that hard.

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    6. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "I can do an iPhone in about 10 minutes. I'm sure someone who does it regularly could do it in 5. Seems easy enough."

      'Easy' would be 5 seconds, not minutes.

    7. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      The new MacBooks and Kindles are GLUED SHUT. The battery itself is also glued to the case. How is that easy?

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    8. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it as easy as pushing the cover release to remove the cover, pulling out the old battery and putting in the new one and popping the back cover back on? No tools, no tricks or techniques.

      Like every android phone I've owned.

    9. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I made NO CLAIMS about MacBooks or anything I have no personal experience with. My Kindle wasn't glued shut.

      My kindle was simply snapped together and the back came off easily by prying in the right place with a guitar pick while puling with a suction cup. Disassembly was easy... Extracting the battery was actually the biggest issue. Seems the assembler used a lot of double sided tape so it took some effort to carefully pry the old battery out w/o causing it to short and catch fire on my kitchen table.

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    10. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If legally mandated that would outlaw a lot of devices with batteries. Nearly every phone and tablet. Most notebook computers. Cars.

    11. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False representation on your part. It would outlaw new manufacture of devices that don't meet the criteria. It says nothing about rounding up old devices or prosecuting those that continue to use their old models which could happen if they were outlawed/illegal.

      Also, not pertaining to the argument's overall point, vehicles are exempted, so you can sleep easier in that arena anyway.

    12. Re:Tech companies are in trouble by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You are technically correct!

  11. Not Sure They Understand by Wovel · · Score: 0

    They did not think this through. There are so many products this will outlaw. Is a gadget anything with a battery? So cheesy musical greeting cards cannot be sold in Washington? Apple will just stop selling phones and iPads at retail stores in Washington. If this would even actually effect them. It depends on the definition of Independent.

    1. Re:Not Sure They Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not selling cheesy musical greeting cards is a good thing. Both for the environment and for our sanity.

    2. Re:Not Sure They Understand by hipp5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      FTB (from the Bill):

      2) "Digital electronic product" means a handheld or portable electronic device containing a microprocessor and flat panel computer monitor originally manufactured for distribution and sale in the United States for general consumer purchase. Digital electronic product includes but is not limited to smartphones, electronic reading devices, laptop computers, and tablets.

      So no, it will not outlaw musical greeting cards... unless they come with a flat panel monitor. It seems like it will also not outlaw medical or industrial devices, as it says "for general consumer purchase".

    3. Re:Not Sure They Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So cheesy musical greeting cards cannot be sold in Washington?

      You say that like it'd be a bad thing.

    4. Re:Not Sure They Understand by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Apple will just argue that iPhones sold under the "upgrade"program where you turn it in for a new phone every year or 2 are not actually "sold", but rather leased and therefore this bill does not apply to them.

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    5. Re:Not Sure They Understand by ledow · · Score: 1

      Are you going to repair a one-use $2 greetings card? Likely not. It would be considered disposable.

      Are you going to consider a $700 iPhone disposable? Likely not.

      As such, the definition would be quite simple to lay down.

      However, every gadget I buy seems to have a replaceable battery. Huawei 4G Wifi Router? Check. $20 GPS tracker for my car? Check. $20 in-car dashcam? Check. $10 Blueooth keyboard/trackpad? Check. XBox controllers? Check.

      Pretty much if it has a battery, I can replace it. Even my phones (because I'm not an idiot and didn't want to buy one without a replaceable battery having bought replacement batteries for all the phones I've ever owned, and which ALL still work).

      In fact, all of them even seem to use standardised batteries, which is even nicer. They're all just bog-standard phone batteries.

      In fact, even in single-use disposable cards, I can't imagine why you wouldn't make the battery replaceable. Almost all the ones I've ever seen have a tiny button or coin cell in there. It's easy and cheaper than soldering the things in place.

    6. Re:Not Sure They Understand by lgw · · Score: 1

      By that wording it includes car dashboards. I hope that sticks.

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    7. Re:Not Sure They Understand by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Yep, a few years ago I bought just such a card for my wife and my kids loved it so much they drained the battery, On a whim I cut into the circuit board and found it had a basic hearing aid battery held in by a metal clip connector. I bought a 5 pack of batteries and went through three of the five batteries before the kids got tired enough of it to let us toss the now very ragged remains of the card.

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    8. Re:Not Sure They Understand by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      I predict curved screens will be the next big thing, then.

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    9. Re:Not Sure They Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A different section quoted by someone else above exempts vehicles. This bill would have zero chance if they pissed off John Deere.

  12. OK, here's one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thinking.To myself. How do you aim to legislate THAT?

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  14. Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    "You can't buy something without a replaceable battery! WE SAID SO!!!!"

  15. Run iPhone on AA batteries by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    I want an iPhone that runs on AA batteries. It will run for days and recharge by just replacing the batteries.

    1. Re:Run iPhone on AA batteries by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I want an iPhone that runs on AA batteries. It will run for days and recharge by just replacing the batteries.

      You and Apple...

      No way you are getting enough power from a stack of AA batteries you'd be wiling to carry around that rivals the internal battery in an I-phone.

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    2. Re:Run iPhone on AA batteries by phayes · · Score: 1

      Presumably you also want a Microsoft Surface 3 times as thick so that you can use AA batteries as well.

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    3. Re:Run iPhone on AA batteries by nasch · · Score: 1

      No way you are getting enough power from a stack of AA batteries you'd be wiling to carry around that rivals the internal battery in an I-phone.

      Energizer makes 3000 mAh AA batteries. That's in the same range as a cell phone battery. So the power is there, but voltage is another matter. These are 1.5 volt like any other AA battery so you'd probably need 2-4 to supply enough voltage, which would, as jfdavis indicated, last for days.

      https://www.amazon.com/Energiz...

    4. Re:Run iPhone on AA batteries by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Hey, it worked on my Tandy 100, I don't see why it can't work again.

    5. Re:Run iPhone on AA batteries by phayes · · Score: 1

      Yeah because who _doesn’t_ want to return to carrying around Motorola DynaTAC sized brick phones... /s

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    6. Re:Run iPhone on AA batteries by MercTech · · Score: 1

      Naaa, a 18650 battery works much better with more capacity than a AA. I have had a hate on with soldered in batteries in consumer electronics for decades. Pop in battery holders are dirt cheap.

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  16. Nextel by dfn5 · · Score: 1

    I do miss the Nextel. On my desk I had a line of batteries and chargers. Just pop in a new one. Instant recharge.

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    1. Re:Nextel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people make their own bullets .. why not make your own batteries?
      just buy, like a gallon of electrolyte and refill the battery as needed ... or better even get soemthing
      with a fuelcell-element, click-in the regular butan-(cigartte) lighter and get something like 10, 20 .. 50 Wh?

  17. Government designed electronics by methano · · Score: 0, Troll

    So what I'm hearing is that the government should issue design parameters for products. That's stupid. People know what they're getting into when they buy a phone. The Government should have requirements around a lot of things like safety and radio interference, but I think they should stay out of areas like how you repair a device. This is a stupid law for stupid people.

    1. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See "Spill Proof Gasoline Cans" for an example of how government solves a technical challenge.

    2. Re:Government designed electronics by fred6666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (Some) people may know their phone is not repairable. However, they do not consider the environmental cost since the cost is passed on to the rest of the world. This is exactly the kind of situation where you need government intervention. To fix a market failure.

    3. Re:Government designed electronics by hipp5 · · Score: 2

      The bill is barely about how things have to be designed. That just happens to be the one very small part of the bill that TFA picked up on. Mainly the bill is about not allowing OEMs to shut out independent repair shops by hoarding parts and repair manuals. I.e. the bill is mostly about compelling OEMs to share info and parts with independent shops at a reasonable cost.

    4. Re:Government designed electronics by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Like anti-lock braking? Turn signals? Seat belts? How it this stupid?

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    5. Re:Government designed electronics by cirby · · Score: 1

      Of those three, none were invented by governments, and only two are required by law.

      More to the point, the two were required for safety reasons, not for convenience.

    6. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if third parties are careless with battery replacements and devices start catching on fire or exploding, it will still be the manufacturer's reputation that gets hit. As much as I don't like restrictions that make repairs more expensive, I can also see the point of view of control as things get smaller and more complex. We live in a highly litigious society coupled with incidents spreading like wildfire over social media. It doesn't matter if experts determine in six months a repair shop was at fault, the damage is already done.

    7. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of those three, none were invented by governments, and only two are required by law.

      More to the point, the two were required for safety reasons, not for convenience.

      This in no way refutes the GP point. Replaceable batteries are also not a government invention, and safety reasons are not the only possible motivation for a government requirement. The small government people may want this to be the only motivation, but the rest of us disagree.

    8. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these companies do it on purpose... it's just ridiculous and I wish that this law was applied worldwide.

    9. Re:Government designed electronics by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Emissions regulations are not for safety, and non-replaceable batteries wasteful and bad for the environment.

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    10. Re:Government designed electronics by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When the government has to regulate things it is generally because the corporations brought it on themselves.

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    11. Re:Government designed electronics by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2

      People know what they're getting into when they buy a phone.

      LOL no they don't, most people are dumb as a box of rocks when it comes to technology, all they know is it's shiny and new and they can play Candy Crush (or whatever) and watch movies on it, they have no idea what's under the hood and they give little-to-no thought as to whether the battery can be replaced or not or anything else service-related. Besides which do you think marketers want people to care about things like that? Hell no, marketers want people to throw the thing away in a year and buy a brand new one regardless of whether it's dying or not.

    12. Re:Government designed electronics by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      Righhhht. Like how bad repairs at independent car repair shops have totally ruined the reputation of manufacturers... /sarcasm

    13. Re:Government designed electronics by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      A removable battery is a perfectly valid safety issue warranting legislation when the market is deficient. It's pretty basic, like requiring brake lights on a car.

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    14. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Governments already issue regulations for products around safety and environmental impact.

    15. Re:Government designed electronics by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      So what I'm hearing is that the government should issue design parameters for products.

      They already do.

      You can't sell a toaster which catches fire.

      You can't sell a skilsaw which gives the user electric shocks.

      You can't sell food chock full of dioxins.

      You can't sell a car which doesn't pass crash tests.

      You can't build a gas station without a whole lot of things to prevent ground water contamination.

      You can't sell a widget that shits all over the RF spectrum and interferes with other people.

      And so on and so forth.

      That's stupid.

      Except its not. Almost every aspect of product regulation is because perviously too many companies sold something damaging because it was cheaper to do so than not.

      This is the same. It's cheaper and easier for companies to make phones which are more disposable, and in that way they get to socialise the costs because the price of disposal doesn't refelct the true cost.

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    16. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.No one is claiming governments invented removable batteries either. They're an existing thing that would be required by law like the three things the parent mentioned.
      2.All three of those are required by law.
      3.The point isn't convenience it's to reduce waste.

      I'm surprised you're not more mad about seat belts. The government has no obligation to make sure you don't hurt yourself. They do have the implied obligation to prevent a tragedy of the commons which e-waste clearly falls under. You can argue that point if you wish (it is a matter of opinion), but capping off a couple of false statements with a straw-man doesn't make for a very convincing argument.

    17. Re:Government designed electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington State has a mandatory recycling program for all electronic devices. In theory, every county has a government run ecycling center. In practice, it is farmed out to one more local businesses that sell electronic equipment.

    18. Re:Government designed electronics by fred6666 · · Score: 1

      even when recycled, electronics generates a lot of waste
      It's much better to have a phone that last 6 years, instead of only 2 and recycle it.

  18. 30 years too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, *NOW* you want replaceable batteries when your precious iphone craps out. Where was this bill when the save files in my SNES cartridges started vanishing?!

    1. Re:30 years too late by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      Oh, *NOW* you want replaceable batteries when your precious iphone craps out. Where was this bill when the save files in my SNES cartridges started vanishing?!

      I know this was intended as a bit of a joke post, but SNES cart batteries are actually reasonably replaceable. They're just normal coin cells in a holder. Though to be fair the battery is typically soldered to the holder. But the holder is not near any critical components or pathways, so unless you have terrible hand tremors it's not hard to remove with low risk. Source: I have replaced them using my rudimentary electronics skills. The most annoying part of it is having to order a special screwdriver bit to open the carts.

    2. Re:30 years too late by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You joke, but I'm actually amazed that the original battery backup still works in the majority of my SNES cartridges that have one.

  19. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because American consumers are no longer functionally capable of not consuming. They can't speak with their wallets and simply not buy an iPhone, that's too hard.

  20. Waterproof doesn't require non-replaceable battery by TimTucker · · Score: 2, Informative

    If having a non-replaceable battery was key to making devices waterproof, why do the majority of action cameras have replaceable batteries?

  21. Normally I'd oppose but I laugh instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Normally I'd oppose and regulation like this... but I laugh because these companies have been abusing their dominant position, and karma finally caught up to them. Apple's nit-wit user base buys "ethically grown coffee" and is willing to pay a premium for it, but their fanatic fan base doesn't give a crap about the working conditions in the supplier factories where human rights abuse and sexual abuse is abound (yah, not the MeToo kinda 'sexual assault' where a old fart made a stupid comment about your low cut tank top, like actual sex slavery and sex trade). But since Apple preaches from the high on-high pupit of Green in the Church of AlGore, certainly the would not be opposed to this regulation, correct? They are a green company after all, it says so on their web site.

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  26. Re:What's "reasonable" is like "due process" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hey, Slashdotters, stop bitching about "reasonable". The US Constitution uses the term "due process" for the 5th and 14th amendments. Yeah, wish that were a little less vague, but it kind of works.

    ...

    It does?!?!?

    Tell that to the US citizens "unmasked" after the Obama administration turned the NSA and the FBI into Hillary!'s campaign worker bees.

  27. Re: What's "reasonable" is like "due process" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The G4 Play also has room for dual SIM (and not the small crap Apple needs in their phones), MicroSD and the removable battery. I wonder why the flagship phones cannot fit those when they cost 5 times as much...

  28. This is a good thing by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Normally I am not all about passing all kinds of additional laws, but we should have the right to repair our own devices, especially if we are capable of doing it. Apple is not the only bad guy here. I can name ZTE, LG, and Samsung as also guilty of this.

    1. Re:This is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can second on the Samsung part... I was looking at getting a Note5 back when they were a new thing. Saw that there was no sd card slot and no removable battery. Ended up getting a Note4 instead. Won't buy another Note until they bring back those two features.

  29. Washington Bill Is One Bad Ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His every whim becomes law!

  30. Back to the days of Western Electric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the phone is not repairable, it's part of the service. It should not be sold. The phone service (cell phone provider) must provide it for free, and replace it whenever it fails to fully function. Sort of like the way things worked in the old Ma Bell days. And with everything being stored in the cloud these days, is there a need for any more than cache storage in the phone anyway?

    Love the WA idea, but won't go far. Right-to-repair is nothing new, and in the US is a non-starter at the state level due to lobbyists and Commerce Clause lawyers. If passed, the WA law would last maybe 6 months before some judge strikes it down for reaching into federal regulatory territory. You don't have a Constitutional right to repairable stuff - just to buy more.

  31. dumb by supernova87a · · Score: 1

    "...Original manufacturers of digital electronic products sold on or after January 1, 2019, in Washington state are prohibited from designing or manufacturing digital electronic products in such a way as to prevent reasonable diagnostic or repair functions by an independent repair provider. Preventing reasonable diagnostic or repair functions includes permanently affixing a battery in a manner that makes it difficult or impossible to remove...."

    None of the phone makers do this. As it is now, their batteries are not permanently affixed, nor are they difficult or impossible to remove. You can see this for yourself by the copious self-repair videos on Youtube.

    So. What does this bill accomplish?

    In addition, all it does is require manufacturers to make available manuals, parts, etc. to independent repairers for the same price as made available to its own outlets. What prevents the manufacturer from charging $1M for the manual?

    These pieces of legislation are pointless and just symbolic.

    1. Re:dumb by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      In addition, all it does is require manufacturers to make available manuals, parts, etc. to independent repairers for the same price as made available to its own outlets. What prevents the manufacturer from charging $1M for the manual?

      Nothing? Except Apple (e.g.) would also have to charge "Apple-authoried repair shops" $1M for the manual.

  32. Replaceable Battery in Phones are here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.catphones.com/en_us/compare-phones/

    or

    https://www.fairphone.com/en/

    But they are just not dominating the market. My workplace actually uses the CAT phone due to it s resistance to colder weather, and I would not recommend it to anyone outside of outdoorsy/construction types. And even then, an otterbox does wonders for most phones. All that ruggedization takes its toll on usability.

  33. Are Ink cartridges next? by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are Ink cartridges next? Come on, HP/Cannon/Brother et all, cannot seriously think those things cost that much to make.... Shall we make it illegal to create a printer that detects third party or refilled cartridges and refuses to use them?

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    1. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      Shall we make it illegal to create a printer that detects third party or refilled cartridges and refuses to use them?

      That would be awesome.

    2. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Nobody makes a printer where you can't replace the toner/ink.

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    3. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.... OMG Yes ... YES!!!!!!

    4. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Brother Laser printer and a Brother Ink Jet, both less than a year old and neither of them needs the Brother consumables. I don't believe they play that game. HP however certainly does. Which is why we don't have one anymore.

    5. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should have happened years ago.

    6. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but a law mandating that the packaging clearly state whether the printer accepts third-party cartridges would be okay. At leas then the consumer can make an informed decision. (Actually, I would be okay with the same applying to phone batteries, other than the fact that most people don't see the box before they pay for the phone, if they're getting it through a carrier store.)

    7. Re:Are Ink cartridges next? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Nope, they just make it so you have to use their $8000/gallon ink.

      https://arstechnica.com/gadget...
      (old article, but the point remains.)

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  34. Re:Waterproof doesn't require non-replaceable batt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also have a waterproof "action" camera, but it doesn't make phone calls or get email.
    Its almost as if the design of them are different, and the camera isn't concerned about size nearly as much.

  35. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    "You can't buy something without a replaceable battery! WE SAID SO!!!!"

    Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    "You can't buy rat poison in a can labeled Nutritious Food! WE SAID SO!!!!"

  36. Laptops by SeriousTube · · Score: 1

    Hopefully laptops are included too.

  37. Not all good ideas should be law by erapert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree that all devices should be repairable (by the end user, even!).
    But this should not be law.
    It should be up to the customers to decide what devices they want and with what features or anti-features.
    Because innovation is always a trade off: want a slim phone? Well you'll have to sacrifice some durability to get it etc..
    So it should be up to the customers to decide what a good trade off is.

    1. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the choice that you say you advocate is being removed so that you can no longer choose. So if the corporations are going to force a bad choice upon me, I would rather the government force them into giving me the good choice. I would rather not have this regulation at all. But the corporations always bring it upon themselves. If they don't like it, they shouldn't abuse their position.

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    2. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      So it should be up to the customers to decide what a good trade off is.

      If individual consumers had that kind of clout, the point would be valid. But, like communism, the market collective determines what consumers can buy and at what price. In this case the people that want easily replaceable batteries are simply left out, with nothing. So, those people can form their own "collective", right? Let's call it "government". You know how the rest works.

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    3. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      It should be up to the customers to decide what devices they want and with what features or anti-features.

      Disagree. We have become a horrifically wasteful society. We build and sell devices now that we know will become slow and painful to use in just a few years purely because we designed them in a way that they're not easy to service. Our electronic waste ends up all around the globe and especially in poor countries who don't even have means to process it. It is a disaster, and manufacturers are clearly going in the wrong direction, with phones and laptops that are approaching repairability scores of zero, from professionals who specialize in taking things apart.

      There are very few devices I can think of that actually need to be designed this way -- glued shut and unservicable. A change in direction is needed on a large scale, and that's when you need laws, because consumers choose what's best for them in the moment, not what's reasonable for society in the medium-long term.

    4. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I don't get how you're forced into a bad choice when there are so many phones on the market that allow you to easily change out the battery.

      I'm all for regulating corporations when necessary—I'd be all for forcing companies like Apple to actually pay their taxes, for instance—but I don't think the government should micromanage their engineering designs.

      I don't like Chevys because they're cheap and handle like shit. I like my BMW. But I don't think the government should force Chevy to make cars that are up to par with my BMW. If Apple's battery was a huge problem to consumers such as myself, who prefer the enclosed design, then they would lose sales and be forced to change their design. Similarly, if there weren't a market for shitbox cars, GM would have to change their business model.

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    5. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think it would be better to charge a higher disposal fee for devices that are more likely to be discarded than those that are more likely to be repaired and reused. Such a disposal fee would correct the negative externality and allow the market to more efficiently determine whether replaceable or non-replaceable batteries are better.

      It would also be good to create some new battery standards to give manufacturers a wider range of standardized battery profiles to choose from. Right now all of the standard lithium-ion battery profiles are cylindrical and don't provide information like state-of-charge, current temperature, or maximum power.

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    6. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps Microsoft and thus helps the entire area. Why shouldn't local politicians vote for something that helps their constituents.

      It's good to see Microsoft finally wield the law as a weapon. It was quite a while ago that they hired a lawyer as president, and it seems like he really isn't taking advantage of the law in order to compete.

    7. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. I should be able to buy a car that can only be serviced at the dealership. I should be able to buy poisoned food. I should be able to buy a lawn mower that will amputate my feet. Pesky government and consumer protection laws. How am I going to retire if the companies I invested my 401k in aren't able to rape my wallet? That's it! I'm moving to Somalia!

    8. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here Here!

    9. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      There is more at stake here than market appeal.

      Having replaceable batteries can significantly extend the life of a phone. And a significant number of people might like that.

      Mandating replaceable batteries and serviceable components is no worse than when the EU mandated a standard charging connector so that every cell phone didn't have a unique connector. Remember not so long ago when no cell phone could be plugged into any charger except the one it came with? Prices of chargers were artificially high. But more importantly it created e-waste. Non-replaceable batteries create e-waste also.

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    10. Re: Not all good ideas should be law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disposal fees means more phones chucked into the nearest river. People already (illegally) throw refrigerators and tires into the woods and waterways, you think they won't just chuck an unsellable phone out the window to the side while driving down the highway?

    11. Re: Not all good ideas should be law by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      I meant disposal fees paid at the time of sale.

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    12. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this should not be law.

      Of course it should be law. Batteries are the weakest and most fragile component of any phone. Apple/Samsung are gluing batteries to make it hard for the consumer to swap out a defective/worn out batteries. This forces the consumer to buy a new phone every year or two or give the manufacturer a huge profit ($50-$100 profit) for the simple act of replacing batteries. Batteries can easily swell in hot weather and need to replaced.

      Another reason no one has mentioned in this /. thread is that you can now swap out batteries if you run out of juice. Say you're a heavy phone gamer or take a lot of videos/selfies. You can have 2 extra batteries to swap out and play games/take videos for hours. Then you can go home and charge all three batteries at the same time for future heavy use.

      Next, I hope the lawmakers take on apple for charging $30 for a charging cable.

    13. Re:Not all good ideas should be law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the same logic, Net Neutrality shouldn't be law. It's up to the users to decide which company to support.

      Unfortunately, the system is rigged and companies are a Cartel. It sucks having to rely on the government lobbied by these very corporations to impose restrictions.

  38. Re:What's "reasonable" is like "due process" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still believe that shit? Get lost!

  39. Re:Waterproof doesn't require non-replaceable batt by ripvlan · · Score: 2

    I'll second that. My waterproof Camera has a replaceable Battery AND SD card !!! And a bunch of cable access ports (USB etc).

    It's simply equipped with a Waterproof Door !! I carry several batteries with me to swap during the day and charge them at night.

    Same with my waterproof Watch -- the back screws off and has a gasket. Which I have to open every 8 years to replace the battery.

  40. It's not just about phones... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Other things that have difficult to remove batteries:

    Laptop battery modules (not just Apple's, but every manufacturer)
    Electric hand tools (drills, saws, etc)
    Rechargable battery packs (think ANKER)
    Electric shavers
    That little BB-8 remote control toy.

    It's not that the batteries are glued in those devices, but sometimes you can't even open them without destroying the case. Many times, they just have a plain old 18650 in there anyway.

  41. Re:You just crashed and burned by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

    AC is right, you know.

  42. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psst, maybe they ARE speaking with their wallets and simply want an iphone with non-replaceable battery because 95% of the general population doesn't give a flying fuck.

  43. Standard batteries by BESTouff · · Score: 1

    What's needed is a set of standard batteries, to be able to independently buy/replace batteries from any vendor. The batteries of the LG G3 and LG G4 are basically the same (same voltage, same amperage), but the form factors differ by a millimeter or two, making them impossible to exchange.

    1. Re:Standard batteries by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In other words, reduce battery size so that it fits into different form factors, instead of allowing a battery to take all the useful volume inside the case? I'd rather have the larger battery, please.

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  44. Cars and dealer only software what will this bill by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Cars and dealer only software what will this bill do to that?

  45. A foolish idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It took me about 15 minutes to replace an "unreplaceable" iphone battery and the kit came with all the tools for 25USD.

    It's fine if you don't like it. Just don't buy it. Why are Americans so bent on needing laws to prohibit anything they don't like even if they're not subject to it?

    Also note, this law does nothing to the auto industry. My understanding from all the voices chattering on about owners' rights is that they're the prime offenders. So why is this getting high praise? A phone with a reasonably replaced battery and all the tools needed to do it for less than the cost of a single month's cell plan versus highly inflated parts prices (due to monopoly abuse) plus minimum mechanic fees for an object that costs tens of thousands of dollars.... I wonder who was bought here.

  46. Re:What's "reasonable" is like "due process" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still believe that shit? Get lost!

    Oh, and for some silly reason you believe UN Ambassador Samantha Power somehow had a legitimate reason to unmask US citizens picked up by warrantless wiretaps?

    Not even a nice try, you Thalidomide-brained shithead.

  47. A good law if there ever was one by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    It's an obviously valid safety issue. This is a necessary correction for deficiencies in the market.

    Now, if only we can get real reset buttons on our computers again. And the old disk activity light wouldn't be a bad idea either.

    --
    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
  48. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    "You can't buy something without a replaceable battery! WE SAID SO!!!!"

    Because the motherfuckers manufacturing the products aren't willing to give us the choice.

    You think assholes like Exxon would stopped producing leaded gasoline if the government didn't force them to?

    You think assholes like Ford and GM would have stopped building cars that needed leaded gasoline to run properly would have done so without being forced to>

  49. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    To protect everyone else who is not an idiot. That's why.

    I feel sorry for you that the stupid government doesn't allow you to buy toasters that burn down your house. Or drugs that poison you. Or foods that make you sick. It's such a shame really. But if you put your mind to it, I'm sure you can find ways to burn down your house, poison yourself or make yourself sick despite the nanny government trying to protect the rest of us from being f***ked by corporations.

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  50. ridiculous by guygo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    " the bill would ban the sale of electronics that are designed "in such a way as to prevent reasonable diagnostic or repair functions by an independent repair provider." Would that include all the Home Theater equipment out there that is designed to be thrown away, not repaired? I have been repiaring audio gear for over 40 years. Since the advent of Home Theater scenarios, most of the junk available is not worth repairing, even if it CAN be repaired. Will that be covered under the bill?

    1. Re:ridiculous by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      Will that be covered under the bill?

      Only if it has a flat panel display included, as that's part of the bill's definition of "electronic device".

  51. John Deere by PPH · · Score: 1

    We're looking at you.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  52. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    "You can't buy something without a replaceable battery! WE SAID SO!!!!"

    Why does the government have to limit my choice?

    "You can't buy rat poison in a can labeled Nutritious Food! WE SAID SO!!!!"

    Lame straw man is lame.

    A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not presented by that opponent. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "attacking a straw man".

    The typical straw man argument creates the illusion of having completely refuted or defeated an opponent's proposition through the covert replacement of it with a different proposition (i.e., "stand up a straw man") and the subsequent refutation of that false argument ("knock down a straw man") instead of the opponent's proposition.

    This technique has been used throughout history in polemical debate, particularly in arguments about highly charged emotional issues where a fiery "battle" and the defeat of an "enemy" may be more valued than critical thinking or an understanding of both sides of the issue.

    Why do I get the impression elementary school was the best decade of your life? I bet you felt so proud to be the only fifth-grader driving to school. You didn't have to ride the bus or have your Mommy take you!

    Your Mommy still makes your lunch and brings it to you in the basement, though. And that makes you SOOO HAPPY!!!

    My left shoe is smarter than you are.

  53. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the thing. Lots of ideas sound good (or bad) on paper. Yet we often don't really know how they will turn out unless they get made. If you want proper, tested ideas, they have to have a chance to succeed or fail on their merits.

    We also need to be mindful that good ideas can get replaced by better ideas. The BlackBerry was a good idea. The smartphones that came after and displace BlackBerries were a better idea. Yet I can come up with list, relevant circa 2005, explaining why the BB was superior.

  54. Re:Cars and dealer only software what will this bi by hipp5 · · Score: 1

    Cars and dealer only software what will this bill do to that?

    Nothing. There's a specific line in the bill exempting automobiles from these rules.

  55. Sad that since Microsoft can't compete... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with Apple, they're having their lawyers outlaw iPhones. Even that won't save Microsoft's phones even though they're hiring now, and my roommate just got an offer from them. They can't compete fairly, and since they're now run by the lawyer Brad Smith, they use lawyers.

  56. It doesn't go far enough. by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    All mass produced electronics products should be designed to be disassembled, recycled, re-purposed. That we don't have an international commitment to this is sufficient proof our species deserves extinction.

  57. Look, I hate this shit too by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...but c'mon. Nanny-state much? CAPITALISM, people, depends on the consumers to 'drive from behind' basically.

    Ultimately, as consumers, we have a CHOICE. Call it an economic vote, if you will.
    If you buy a phone with a non-replaceable battery, that's YOUR decision. If you're surprised by that, you didn't even do the simplest amount of thinking about your purchase. If you're not surprised by that but you don't like that, shut the fuck up. You bought it. You validated that company's design choice.

    If you don't like it, buy another phone. There are still many out there. The more people who make that choice, more mfg will be incentivized to provide such models.

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    -Styopa
  58. So what does that mean for solar powered gadgets? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The calculator I ordinarily use has a solar battery that I'd have no ability to replace at all if it ever died (never mind the fact that I will probably die before the battery does)... is this bill suggesting that such devices would not be legal to sell anymore?

  59. I hope The Bill points to "repair function list" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the Bill points to "repair function list", and also the benefits.

    E.g

    The state environment/consumer agency will publish the "repairability function list" for specific gadgets.

    Mobiles phones: (Repairability functions)
    - Battery
    - Screens

    Laptops:

    - Battery
    - Memory slot for upgrade/replace

    E.g Kitchen Blender:
    - Motor
    - Jars
    - seal rubber.

    General principles and reasons for the change, and advantage for environment and consumers:

    - Replaceable of high-failure high-breakable components helps reduce the chances of those gadgets ending up in "garbage pile" wasting rare-earth, metals, accumulating toxins without extracting all the "value" from the device.

    - At the moment Battery/Screen tech does not last to the life other components of the phone. The list may change as techology matures on different components.

  60. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    So, tell us how nonreplaceable batteries burned your hose down, poisoned you, and made you sick. That's got to be a good story.

    --
    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  61. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    To translate this, "American consumers don't do what I want them to do."

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  62. Double-edged sword by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, being able to get a battery for a product that is no longer being manufactured e.g. 3DR Solo quadcopter would be a good thing. On the other hand, legislation like this means that nobody will be able to make any money on batteries except the manufacturer of the cells which could mean that nobody will make replacements for something like the 3DR Solo quadcopter because you can't make any money on them.

  63. Yea, finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sticking it to the shit-co's

  64. Illegal medical implants? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Starting in 2019, the bill would ban the sale of electronics that are designed "in such a way as to prevent reasonable diagnostic or repair functions by an independent repair provider. Preventing reasonable diagnostic or repair functions includes permanently affixing a battery in a manner that makes it difficult or impossible to remove."

    You realize this would make something like a pacemaker technically illegal under this wording...

    There are some things you don't actually want anyone but the manufacturer messing with. (Phones not among them obviously)

    1. Re: Illegal medical implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What definition of "reasonable" for pacer maker battery replacement are you suggesting? I think every reasonable person assumes at least two things are needed:
      1) heart surgery
      2) a replacement of the battery

      Given #1 is a biggie and expensive on a per minute basis, I'm going to assume #2 is reasonably done with a new unit for expedience. Replacing the battery is then a trivial matter, just take it to the local "cracked screen and heart valve/ticker repair" shop.

  65. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

    So, tell us how nonreplaceable batteries burned your hose down, poisoned you, and made you sick. That's got to be a good story.

    Well, if you get so mad that you can't replace them that you bite one, it can do all three.

    --
    When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
  66. Not Targeted at Apple by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    I don't see how this is targeted at Apple iPhones. Every iPhone made to date has a battery that is replaceable not just by independent repair shops, but also by end users themselves equipped with cheap kits from places like iFixit. For $25 (5 less than the temporary reduced price from Apple for battery replacement) I get everything I need to replace my iPhone 6S batter in this kit, and don't have to deal with the hassle of getting to an Apple store, scheduling appointment, having them tell me battery is not in stock and to come back, etc.

    https://www.ifixit.com/Store/i...

  67. Three year depreciation of electronics. by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

    My understanding is tax law is written such that electronics are expected to be replaced every three years. If a battery can last that long (my iPhone 6s did), I'm not sure how this could be enforced.

    If you want a phone with a replaceable battery, then buy one. The non-replaceable battery of iPhone is a well-known design decision. My opinion is the government should stay out of this.

    --
    "Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
  68. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, those things are just like buying a functionally better product that doesn't come apart and let you change the battery.

    Shut the fuck up you shrill, hysterical twat.

  69. Cars not included ... and that's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I don't think we should just give automobiles a pass, that needs a lot more thought in a complex and quickly changing design space. If nothing else, the energy contained in the batteries makes cars and motorcycles meaningfully different than cell phones. Consider the reasonable tools requirement: requiring a torque wrench for a phone is clearly bullshit, but to properly torque retaining bolts for a ton of batteries in a car makes sense. Similarly, battery packs in a car should have some pretty well thought through fire mitigation techniques, which may be cast in place.

  70. So buy a different phone. by Thruen · · Score: 1

    Phones with replaceable batteries are still on sale today, but most people don't realize it because they are usually a bit bigger and therefore are very unpopular. This is a thing everyone seems to ignore every time we talk about phones with batteries that can't easily be replaced: You have a choice already, you made it, claiming you were ignorant of your options does not justify a law to take away the option most people prefer. And yes, most people do prefer phones with batteries that can't be replaced because they don't like the bulky replaceable batteries.

    Slashdot is always full of people saying we should vote with our wallets. We did, replaceable batteries lost.

  71. Yay replaceable batteries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For my older phones I would always have 2 spare batteries on hand and it was SO CONVENIENT.

    Yes! Require replaceable batteries!

  72. Re: What's "reasonable" is like "due process" by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    "we have to make it thinner"

  73. Unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what happens when the people who writes laws don't understand engineering or the concept of unintended consequences. I'd have to live in Washington state if this passes

  74. Too little, too late by macraig · · Score: 1

    This is DECADES too late. I've been livid about it for decades, as have other people not mired in selfishness. Those people mired in selfishness include most of our elected leaders and virtually all corporate executives. This bill probably won't pass - for the usual reasons - and even if it did it only affects ONE state of ONE nation. It needed to be a global prohibition in place decades ago.

    1. Re:Too little, too late by macraig · · Score: 2

      Norelco Philips, Black and Decker, I was especially referring to YOU, you filthy greedy bastards.

  75. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by kaybee · · Score: 1

    So if you want a replaceable battery.... buy a phone with a replaceable battery. How hard is that?

  76. I hope this passes... by kaybee · · Score: 1

    I hope this passes because I don't live in WA and I want to laugh at the fallout. Will Apple design a whole new iPhone just for one state? If so perhaps they'll just make it twice as thick. That would be fun.

    Or just stop selling it there? I don't know what the expected result is, but I doubt reality will match anybody's expectations.

    I'll also be curious to see how many other products are caught in the crossfire. Medical devices? Safety devices? I have tools with non-replaceable batteries. There will be a whole new class of illegal products.

  77. Well Shilled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are an excellent shill. You present a credible sounding argument. However, the flaw in your logic is that the cabal refuses to sell or allow to be sold smart phones with replaceable batteries.

    Further, the 4th century BC invention of the "gasket" is all that's needed to seal a battery compartment.

  78. Government by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    If there is one thing I want my government deciding, it's product design. /sarcasm

    When it comes to gov't interference in products I want 3 things... 1) Make sure it's safe. 2) Make sure it's fit for purpose. 3) Don't allow companies to prevent me from doing whatever I want with their product.

    When I say "make sure it's safe" I don't mean "make sure idiots don't kill themselves using it." I don't need a sticker on the back of my phone saying "warning, do not attempt to eat this device". I mean I want them to set guidelines to make sure products aren't designed in such a way that they pose unnecessary risks during normal use.

    And the fit for purpose part, all I ask is that companies aren't allowed to advertise something that a product doesn't do. If I buy something advertised as a toaster, it better toast things.

    #3 is a a fine line where regulation like this may be of some use. No, I don't want the government telling Apple they are required to make the batteries on their phones replaceable. What I do want them to do is require Apple to sell the tools and parts necessary to replace such things, if they are able to be replaced. Again, a fine line. They should not be required to make parts replaceable, but if they are replaceable they need to make the parts (and tools) available to the end user at a reasonable cost.

  79. indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good. This should have been a thing along ass time ago.

    Like PS3 controllers. iPads. iPhones. Caveat - with a user replaceable battery.

  80. LG Stylo 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Removable battery, microusb, headphone jack, even a stylus+display. Best part? In-order 8 core processor, so no spectre vulnerability (still has trustzone/android spyware/integated cellular modem, so it's not really user-data secure.)

    Point being: Plenty of phones are out there that offer exactly the features being discussed. If more people bought them, the market would trend that way. But most people are social trend following sheep, and those non-removable battery phones are needed for their social and personal validation in life.

    Personally I only carry a prepay without sim card in case there is a 911 level emergency, but most people it has become a technological crack substitute.

  81. Re:Umm, why can't I decide what I want in my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very hard. That's why we're bitching. I need an S7 Active with a removable battery. You cannot get one anywhere. The choice isn't between an S7 with a removable battery and one without, it's one without or not a god damned thing. Now your response will be: but Huwei has the S2000 Cheapfuk edition so get it. That's not what I want. I want an S7 Active. I'm wanting a Corvette and you're telling me to buy a Chevette because they're both 'vettes.

  82. Lame conservatard is lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wanna know how I know you're a rabid, ill-educated conservatard?

    1) You want to disagree and sound smart about whatever so you post a link as "evidence". As per conservatard rules though, you didn't even fucking read it. It was even in the second phrase of the first goddamned sentence. A straw man argument is changing the subject. What argument did the second poster replace and then attack from the first poster? The argument is still government limiting your choice. At best you might argue false equivalency but even then you'll have to prove those aren't equal.

    2) You're a hypocrite. You play the logical fallacy card and then immediately use an ad hominem which is probably the most well known of the logical fallacies. The louder you conservatards scream about something, the more the rest of us know you're guilty of doing that exact thing.

    3) You view the "left" side of anything as the inferior hence the line "My left shoe is smarter than you are" which is your attempt at an ironic insult. This is an old religious thing about the sinister and all that bullshit. Jews and Muslims also love throwing shoes as insults. So not only do I know you're a conservatard, but you're an old fucker as well. Surprise surprise.

    Lame conservatard is lame

    1. Re:Lame conservatard is lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wanna know how I know you're a rabid, ill-educated conservatard?

      1) You want to disagree and sound smart about whatever so you post a link as "evidence". As per conservatard rules though, you didn't even fucking read it. It was even in the second phrase of the first goddamned sentence. A straw man argument is changing the subject. What argument did the second poster replace and then attack from the first poster? The argument is still government limiting your choice. At best you might argue false equivalency but even then you'll have to prove those aren't equal.

      Good Lord you're pathetic, too.

      GP poster equated allowing someone the choice to buy a phone with non-replaceable battery with a company deliberately mislabeling rat poison in order to kill people.

      Not only is that a straw man, you're a straw man, too. From the Wizard of Oz.

      If you only had a brain!

      2) You're a hypocrite. You play the logical fallacy card and then immediately use an ad hominem which is probably the most well known of the logical fallacies. The louder you conservatards scream about something, the more the rest of us know you're guilty of doing that exact thing.

      Calling an idiot an idiot doesn't make the idiots argument a good one.

      He's still an idiot.

      Like you, who is unable to see the difference between allowing someone to buy a phone without a replaceable battery and fraudulently selling poison as food.

      Calling you dumb as a post is an insult to wood.

      3) You view the "left" side of anything as the inferior hence the line "My left shoe is smarter than you are" which is your attempt at an ironic insult. This is an old religious thing about the sinister and all that bullshit. Jews and Muslims also love throwing shoes as insults. So not only do I know you're a conservatard, but you're an old fucker as well. Surprise surprise.

      Lame conservatard is lame

      Oh, read this, you moron:

      IMF raises global growth forecast, sees Trump tax boost

      DAVOS, Switzerland (Reuters) - The International Monetary Fund on Monday revised up its forecast for world economic growth in 2018 and 2019, saying sweeping U.S. tax cuts were likely to boost investment in the world’s largest economy and help its main trading partners.

      That's gotta hurt a progtard like you after a community organizer stagnated the entire US economy for eight fucking years because he was so intent on "remaking the US economy" and following Venezuela's example of FWEE STUFFZZZ!!!

  83. Conflating Freedom with Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what hiding behind the flag looks like...

    We the People: "Can you make your tractors serviceable?"

    John Deere: "Draconian rules! You're removing my choice!"

    Later...

    We the People: "Can you make your phone batteries replaceable?"

    Apple: "Draconian rules! You're removing my choice!"

  84. ur dum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about them? The government didn't dictate those design decisions. I own 5 and every one is different. All the gov said was make em spill proof, not build it like this.

    You knew that though, you just wanted to bitch.

  85. Are we talking about iPhones? I've replaced mine.. by WoTG · · Score: 1

    I dunno what the hate is, I replaced the battery on my iPhone 5S a couple times. It was relatively doable for something that you'd only do once a year at most. Are Androids even worse?

    My biggest grief is trying to find a battery that I had confidence in... unfortunately, in Canada, the options are even more limited than in the US. I would have gladly paid $15 for an Energizer or Duracell branded replacement battery than the random $8 generic I got from eBay.

  86. You ARE the government! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is YOU, the people, who have agreed, that WE want to force corporations, who have a track record of almost exclusively trying to fuck us over, to stop that shit or go to prison.

    This is what democracy means. Literally! That's the whole damn point.
    The corporations just got you convinced that YOU organizing TOO, is an evil thing, because you're supposed to be THEIR livestock, not have your own lever to exert power and keep a free market. Because they actually *despise* nothing more than the free market and democracy. As it doesn't let them make a profit without any moral or rights limitations.

    If this is not how your country's rule works, then it's not a democratic government, but an oligarchy of people that are your enemies.
    In which case, it's time to kick ass and banish assholes.

  87. RYou never stop learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope that isn't your new year's resolution:learn two stupid legal things each day

  88. Why can't the Gov let the public decide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most common source of failure in today's electronic devices (connectors) is rather nicely solved by gluing 'em in. Microsoft's new tablet is unrepairable, and while I don't like that, I understand it is a reasonable option (still). Stuff made like that is less expensive and more reliable, but one sacrifices repairability. Why can't that choice be left to the customer?

  89. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many notebook/laptop manufacturers thought it would be a good idea to hide their batteries so that a total disassemble has to be done to replace those, or memory, or pretty much anything, I hate those types of repairs. So kudos to Washington for finally tackling this issue. Maybe even tablets will be easier to repair.

  90. User replaceable battery. by alainbastien · · Score: 0

    Then iPhone XI must have a removable battery That is why rumours says iPhone X end of life

  91. It's just washington state by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    It's just Washington state. What a disappointment. It will probably only result in residents having to buy phones exclusively online, and will mean nothing at all for the rest of us.

  92. Galaxy S5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The S5 was 8.1mm thick. The S8 is only 8.0mm thick! So there!

    I had the S5 and it was pretty great to have a couple spares and pop those batteries in and out. Besides being waterproof, it also had removable mSD card, wireless charging, and the back was nearly unbreakable plastic, but if it somehow broke you could replace it for a few bucks. My subsequent phone, the Note 5, has an extremely fragile glass back, glued on and terribly hard to heat and pry off, and you very much risk cracking the back in trying to replace the battery. It's also become pretty hard to find guaranteed non-counterfeit replacement batteries. It has no mSD card, and is not at all waterproof. Most of this "progress" I believe applies to all subsequent and current high end Samsung phones.

    Not generally a fan of legislation like this, but in this case the corporate moves are so cynical I think it's warranted. I think "reasonable" would mean no more tools than a screwdriver and anyone who can turn a screwdriver should be able to get the battery out and back in in less that one minute. This is true of the overwhelming majority of the myriads of other battery powered devices with replaceable batteries.

  93. As a Libertarian...... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

    As a Libertarian, I shouldn't like this bill ..... but I do.

  94. So, what's an appropriate punishment? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    So, if someone violates this law in Washington state and sells an electronic product without a replaceable battery, what sort of punishment is appropriate? Hanging? Imprisonment for 5 years? For 25 years? Life, no possibility of parole?

    Or to put it in different terms: is it about as serious as parking without feeding the meter? Bank robbery? Mugging? Drunk and disorderly? One count of first degree murder? Bribing a legislator to introduce well-intentioned but stupid-ass legislation?

    These are not rhetorical questions. I really want an answer from those who advocate this law. How serious an offense do you think this is?

    And a question for those who oppose it: if you were on a jury in such a case where the defendant was clearly guilty, would you vote to convict or acquit?

    --
    There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
  95. Another reason to love WA State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many reasons that I love Seattle, and some other parts of WA State. Just one more reason to add to the list!