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YouTube CEO: Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures' (cnet.com)

YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki won't divulge her biggest fear about competing with Facebook, but she will give them some free advice. From a report: "They should get back to baby pictures," Wojcicki said Monday at the Code Media conference in Huntington Beach, California. Video has been an obsession for Facebook, as it tries to swipe the most advertising dollars migrating off television before YouTube can get them. Facebook has been aggressively advancing the number of clips and live streams that bubble up to the top of your News Feed and has rolled out a central hub for TV-like programming called Watch. "You always have to take competition seriously. You don't win by looking backwards; you win by looking at your customers and looking forward," she said.

119 comments

  1. Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FB is now doing lots of video, live video, etc. and has stated they want to be more video-providing rather than the old stuff.

    CEOs don't like competitors.

    Imagine that.

    1. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      CEO of the #1 spot don't like competition, CEO of the #2 spot does, until they get to #1.

      While the best course of action when the #1 spot gets competition, it to figure out why #2 is growing, honestly validate if you are doing something wrong, figure out why you customers may be moving away. Then make a plan of action to adjust for this.

      I think a lot of it is the YouTube algorithm, and DMCA controls in place. Which may not be current with today's population.
      A lot of content creators have recently switched off YouTube to other sources. Because the Algorithm requires them to dump content out to stay current, vs make good content, and also it is way too easy for someone to demonetize your video during its peak viewing period, by claiming copyright breach, say from a poor review of a product, or just some other fare use.

      If the content creators especially the ones who make the best stuff, isn't getting their dues. They will switch to other platforms. If your platform isn't showing stuff people want to see, then the viewers will switch too.

      However for the CEO in a public statement, can only really say their product is good and the other product is lacking.

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    2. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have noted that Chris uses child psychology to convince his so called trolls to give up by pretending they just give him free publicity. That's adoring! ;-)

      Anyway Chris would have a hard time to learn anything above child level matters, including psychology.

      https://childdevelopmentinfo.c...

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      Psychology Department
      University of California, Berkeley

    3. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not creimer you stupid bitch!

      I am creimer adopted sister you noob creimertard!

      Note that we don't exactly look alike!

      Don't believe me?

      Here is my Jessica CReimer twitter account:

      https://twitter.com/jessicacre...

    4. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw "Creimertard Noob" but I read it as "Creimertard Moob" and did a double take!

      I also got a huge erection because creimer's soft anus and large, pendulous breasts are very sexy!

    5. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL thats funny!

      just like creimer I am POFL! :)

      Puffing On Floor Laughing

      https://simple.wikipedia.org/w...

      Perfectly suited for creimer!

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      Balena!

    6. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer most of your trolls wouldn't care if you became the most popular person on youtube. They like laughing at you here or don't want you shitposting all over the place.

      This is why nobody is trolling your youtube videos or blogs. Nobody cares about your life off slashdot.

    7. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Nobody cares about your life off slashdot."

      Harsh, but true. I look at his Cryptofeces Reimerium on youTube for a good laugh, then I feel vaguely guilty about laughing. He's obviously not had the easiest life. But he doesn't do much to help or endear himself around here.

      He really has no followers or commenters on YouTube. All this effort to get a t-shirt, at best? All he had to do was ask, I'd have mailed him one... But he said he doesn't accept anonymous gifts. I guess after the thirteenth jar of Rough Trade Anal Lube he got tired of it.

    8. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They like laughing at you here or don't want you shitposting all over the place.

      Why are they shitposting 30 to 60 comments every day? They're proving to be a bigger nuisance then creimer.

      Nobody cares about your life off slashdot.

      Please explain the 10K+ clicks originating from Slashdot to creimer's [blog|Amazon|YouTube] over the past year?

    9. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why are they shitposting 30 to 60 comments every day? "

      Because They like laughing at you here or don't want you shitposting all over the place. How hard is it to read, Chris?

      " They're proving to be a bigger nuisance then [sic] creimer."

      THAN, you big dummy. You're getting rattled again, Chris.

      "Please explain the 10K+ clicks originating from Slashdot to creimer's [blog|Amazon|YouTube] over the past year?"

      Explain why people whip out their cellphone when they see homeless people shitting on the sidewalk? Same reason.

    10. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CROFL! Creimer Rolling On Floor Laughing

    11. Re:Of course they do. They are competitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny because you could just as easily fake all the views, clicks, and subscriptions you're depending on slashdot for. It's such a small small number that youtube wouldn't ever notice. Besides your "subscriber link" trick is already dishonest enough to get you a strike if some minimum wage tubemonkey decides they need to pad their weekly numbers, people routinely get random strikes for insanely minuscule transgressions.

      Like why don't you just get all the passwords for your google sockpuppet accounts and game your numbers over a proxy? Or ask your friends to give you that initial bump?
      I get what you're doing, a small number of clicks and shit will ensure you're near the top of the list if you generate content on topics that aren't on the social radar yet.... but what you're doing here is building a huge embarrassing internet footprint. If you ever get any sort of popularity the trolls will come. Find what you've done here, and blog about your every tiny mistake. It'll be funny because you'll get eaten alive by other assholes trying to grift for their own clickbait pennies with articles about your child bride fixations and creepy female impersonations.

      This! exactly This! One thousand times!

      I am an on-line marketer myself and creimer has been burnt for a long time because of what I emphasized in your text above. The fucker is just too stupid to realize it.

      creimer already pissed off many us bringing attention to friendly advertising plugs on Slashdot, especially when posted as AC and the Slashdot moderators have become intolerant to posts containing friendly links, thus hurting us all. AC posts on Slashdot used to generate more clicks before creimer decided to go crazy.

      Everybody hates creimer, especially other online marketers and although I would never do anything illegal, I hear other marketers might when it comes to creimer.

      Good luck dumb ass!

  2. At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The one thing that makes FB not worth the time as a video platform are the mid-roll ads. With YT, $10, and I don't worry about ads, or just download what I want to watch for when I'm out camping and want to watch something before crashing. FB, a 10 second video can have 30 second ads in it, making it all but unwatchable, with zero skip buttons. Because of this, coupled with the fact that almost everything on FB is a video (most static pictures have been turned into looping vids even), it is too much of a pain to bother with for any meaningful content.

    1. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      The one thing that makes FB not worth the time as a video platform are the mid-roll ads. With YT, $10, and I don't worry about ads, or just download what I want to watch for when I'm out camping and want to watch something before crashing. FB, a 10 second video can have 30 second ads in it, making it all but unwatchable, with zero skip buttons. Because of this, coupled with the fact that almost everything on FB is a video (most static pictures have been turned into looping vids even), it is too much of a pain to bother with for any meaningful content.

      Dear Facebook User,

        thank you for your valuable feedback. We will now collect $10 off you each month to provide videos without ads. You don't even need to give us your cardnumber, security code, or any other identifying numbers, we know them all already.

      Have a good day and thank you for using Facebook

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    2. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      But if I am willing to take the ads, Why cant I stop You Tube from bugging me to buy Red all the time.

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    3. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I wish Youtube would get their thumb out and offer Red in my country already.

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    4. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There are adblockers for YouTube, there will be for Facebook once it gets traction. Either that or we'll just be waiting for the next platform.

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    5. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You're using the information I provided to bill me?

      I didn't think you'd be THAT gullible...

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    6. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, we know the real ones.

      We aren't THAT gullible.

    7. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Really? Umm... could you help me out, the double and triple lives I live kinda caught up to me ... care to tell me which one was the real one?

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    8. Re:At least YT Red gets rid of the ads... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      You're using the information I provided to bill me?

      I didn't think you'd be THAT gullible...

      Facebook is a bit like Santa Clause. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Facebook knows everything about you.

      In fact the only difference is Facebook doesn't leave you presents and doesn't wear a red suit.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  3. I'll just leave this here. by ruddk · · Score: 1

    I wonder if she has fired herself yet? Clearly such sexist comments will not stand! :D

    Susan Wojicicki said that women find “geeky male industries” (as opposed to “social industries”) “not very interesting” and Sundar cites research on gender differences.
    https://twitter.com/jamesadamo...

    1. Re:I'll just leave this here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      She is the wrong kind of sacrificial goat for this days political witch hunt. If she had a penis and was white though we could all grab some pitch forks and torches.

      Don't worry, my political blood calendar indicates that we should be back to using women as sacrifices in roughly 8 years time or so +/- 2 years. It is about the amount of time a generation grows up watching one particular group being constantly heckled and turns on the hecklers like rabbid attack dogs.

    2. Re:I'll just leave this here. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      *gasp* She didn't!

      Wow, if a man had said that, I bet he'd be fired by now.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:I'll just leave this here. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Susan Wojicicki said that women find "geeky male industries" (as opposed to "social industries") "not very interesting"

      Yeah no that's not what she said. Try reading the thing being referred to.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    4. Re:I'll just leave this here. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      *gasp* She didn't!

      100% correct: she didn't.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
  4. you win by looking at your customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And marketing their data!!

  5. Stones from glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    YouTube should get back to USER driven content.

    Maybe a little healthy competition can remind them of what built them up in the first place.

    1. Re:Stones from glass houses by avandesande · · Score: 1

      trying to cater to little kids and telling the other 90% of the world to screw off is their first mistake

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
    2. Re:Stones from glass houses by Snufu · · Score: 1

      Users and content producers should stop donating their personal resources to private, centrally controlled, for-profit distribution platforms.

      The dream of internet video is complete freedom (as in speech) of distribution and consumption with all profit being received by the creator. No middleman taking the money, no gatekeeper controlling speech, no advertiser polluting the medium.

  6. So now instead of pictures of text... by Bohnanza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...we get videos of pictures of text.

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    Sorry, I'm only a 1336 h4x0r.

    1. Re:So now instead of pictures of text... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video recipes

      That is what I've mostly seen is recipes in video format. I sure hope they actually link to a real recipe, the video does a good job of selling that I should make it, but not a great job at helping me actually do so.

  7. YouTube is no better by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    Here's what I mean: -

    They *force* ads which isn't necessarily bad. What I loathe are the their numbers. Ads are jus to too many.

    YouTube's computer interface is just unfriendly. Why do I have to lose visual of playing video simply because I have chosen to read through comments or browse through related video?

    Apparently, these small user interface tweaks aren't obvious to my learned and capable friends at YouTube. Sad!

    1. Re:YouTube is no better by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I only preview videos in the youtube interface. Then I download them (with YouTube Downloader HD) and actually watch them. This is the only way I can watch some content, because embedded VLC appears over the top of flash video. If I click, the video plays over the video. Jay Leno's Garage is an example. I literally cannot watch it without downloading it.

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  8. Youtube should get back to cat videos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Instead of all those suicide videos.

  9. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creimertard Boob. Mod down.

  10. YouTube is currently better... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    YouTube is superior for video-sharing for three reasons -

    1) You don't need to have a YouTube account to watch videos. I can send my (77-year-old) dad a YouTube link and he can just watch it. While this is possible with Facebook, it's a pain and you're constantly told to sign up.

    2) Facebook sticks ads in the middle of videos. I suppose YouTube could do this sooner or later, but right now they don't.

    3) Facebook search is hot garbage. With YouTube I can pretty much find whatever I'm looking for fairly easily.

    One day I need someone to explain to me what Viemo is for, though.

    1. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viemo is paid platform for hosting videos. Eli the Computer Guy loved YouTube for five years when ad revenues was plentiful. Now he hates YouTube for diminishing ad revenues in recent years. He set up a couple of paywalled websites with Viemo hosting his videos. Subscribers pay $5 per month to see his recent 50 videos. Video 51 appears on YouTube for free so he can maintain his audience and advertise his paywalled websites on YouTube.

    2. Re:YouTube is currently better... by doconnor · · Score: 3, Informative

      I see ads in the middle of YouTube videos all the time, probably about one every 10 minutes.

    3. Re:YouTube is currently better... by sinij · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Facebook was made intentionally unusable on any level for someone not logged in into Facebook. YouTube works without logging in.

      As people abandoning FB, this closeness will accelerate the decline.

    4. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the other thing. In youtube you have a feedback mechanism. You can say why you're not interested in a video. You can't do crap in Facebook other than hit back, wonder where the post you were going to read next is... switch to chronological order because Facebook's algorithm sucks... then next month they come out with more "features" to shove more ads down your throat... meh.

      My youtube feed before I started providing feedback was just total junk with product placements and shit all over it. Now I actually paid so I don't have to watch what YouTube add is "good" for me, err.. I mean wait 3 seconds to skip it anyways. I also have videos I'm actually interested in that don't have 3 minute intros and "reviews" and "education" videos that are nothing short of paid shills taking up my feed like Facebook.

    5. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Get a better adblocker.

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    6. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youtube does stick ads in videos all the time. So two reasons, the other two are very valid.

    7. Re:YouTube is currently better... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Youtube does stick ads in videos all the time.

      Huh.

      I never see ads in the middle of YouTube videos, Anonymous Coward.

      At the beginning? For sure - But never in the middle. Maybe it's a regional thing. (I'm in Canada, eh?)

    8. Re:YouTube is currently better... by lgw · · Score: 1

      There are ads on your internet? You need a better internet.

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    9. Re:YouTube is currently better... by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

      Canadian here too (Ontario). Definitely ads injected during content, at least with ChromeCast. It makes me mental.

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    10. Re:YouTube is currently better... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Huh.

      I never see ads in the middle of YouTube videos, Anonymous Coward.

      At the beginning? For sure - But never in the middle. Maybe it's a regional thing. (I'm in Canada, eh?)

      I get them in Canada all the time. Look at the timeline, and see the yellow dots on it? Those are POTENTIAL ad slots. Sometimes on some videos, it will fade out, play the ad, then resume where it paused (a few seconds back,. so you can get the context).

      It depends on the monetization model - content creators can choose to have no monetization, monetization with a banner ad (the yellow spots will indicate when one will pop up on the screen), monetization with a pre-roll ad (most common, an ad plays before the video), and pre-roll and intertitial ads with breaks. These are more for longer form videos of 10 or so minutes or more - short videos only have pre-roll and banner ads.

      I have seen demonetized videos, and those are sweet - no ads anywhere.

    11. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True but everything on youtube is filled with preamble, animated title screens, fast cuts, background music, there's a lot of hot trash.

    12. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that's what the comments says already, thanks for mansplaining dumbass.

    13. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your hostile post is just another expression of microagression from a privileged cisgendered position. Down with anonymousarchy!

    14. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Trogre · · Score: 2

      2) Facebook sticks ads in the middle of videos. I suppose YouTube could do this sooner or later, but right now they don't.

      WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!

      I want to know what locale does not yet have YouTube inline video advertising.

      The rest of us have had it for years. Well, before we all installed adblockers, that is.

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    15. Re:YouTube is currently better... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Odd. Mine manages to do that just fine.

      But hey, what do I know as a moron?

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  11. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have you seen the latest pictures of my grandson Joey? Let me share on Facebook."
    *moment of silence*
    * grandmothers cooing over cellphones*

  12. Facebook runs the risk by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    of becoming something for old people. The moment that happens they're dead, since nobody like to be associated with old people. Heck, there's a meme about it.

    I don't think Facebook the company is at any risk, they're big enough to buy up any hip new competitors. But the platform might go kaputsky; which would suck for anybody in charge of that platform.

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    1. Re:Facebook runs the risk by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      That's the sad part: even if Facebook the Platform dies, Facebook the Evil Empire will persist and turn promising new up and comers into data snooping suckfests.

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    2. Re:Facebook runs the risk by swb · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the lesson of Snapchat? Kids already avoid Facebook because mom and dad and grandma and grandpa are all over it (and ranting about political shit they don't care about).

    3. Re:Facebook runs the risk by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      They don't care about mom and dad ranting over politics, but they care about mom and dad being on the platform. Since you can't "pretend-friend" someone and you can't simply not "friend" your parents, the platform is ultimately worthless to any teenager.

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    4. Re:Facebook runs the risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not old: I keep my Yahoo and MySpace up to date, and promise to pay more attention to Facebook this year.

  13. Facebook is also good for screeds by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    >> Facebook Should 'Get Back To Baby Pictures'

    To be fair, Facebook's other strong suit is crazy political screeds coupled with wild accusations.

    In any case, if Facebook wants to do video, as long as their service hits their core Boomer and mom demographic they should do fine (large buttons, "cat ear" filters, heart overlays, etc.). The rest of us are fine with non-Facebook services.

    1. Re:Facebook is also good for screeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook, an orgy ball of intertwined snakes with down syndrome.

      I say down syndrome, but honestly people with that disease are actually very capable, some friendly some jerks but on the whole credit where credit is due.

      Facebook is like an orgy ball of intertwined snakes in the Manson family cult...there we go, that feels a little more accurate.

      Hmmm

      Facebook is like mosh pit on bath salts, hey hey, I like that one, we have a weiner :)

  14. creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

    CREIMER' SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
    Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
    https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
    https://slashdot.org/~criss69
    https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...
    https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
    https://slashdot.org/~ILoveFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~IHateFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~IAteFatC...
    https://slashdot.org/~ITapeFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~IApeFatC...
    https://slashdot.org/~IPrayFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
    and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

    Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

    creimer wrote:

    I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

    Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

    creimer wrote:

    All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

    But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

    Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the king's horses
    And all the king's men
    Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
    Together again.

    Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Creimy's real pictures:
    Before the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
    After the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

    1. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Team Creimer appreciates our Slashdot volunteers for relentlessly promoting our brand. Keep up the good work!

      Today's goal is ~90 comments for this thread!

    2. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations to Team Creimer!

      All that "promoting" caused you to gain 1 subscriber over a period of 3 weeks, that's great.

      Never let anybody take your dreams away from you Team Creimer. Just ignore naysayers!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      I have just closed my eyes again
      Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
      Driver take away my worries of today
      And leave tomorrow behind

      Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
      Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

      Fly me high through the starry skies
      Or maybe to an astral plane
      Cross the highways of fantasy
      Help me to forget today's pain

      Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
      Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

      Though the dawn may be coming soon
      There still may be some time
      Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
      And meet me on the other side

      Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
      Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

    3. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny because you could just as easily fake all the views, clicks, and subscriptions you're depending on slashdot for. It's such a small small number that youtube wouldn't ever notice. Besides your "subscriber link" trick is already dishonest enough to get you a strike if some minimum wage tubemonkey decides they need to pad their weekly numbers, people routinely get random strikes for insanely minuscule transgressions.

      Like why don't you just get all the passwords for your google sockpuppet accounts and game your numbers over a proxy? Or ask your friends to give you that initial bump?
      I get what you're doing, a small number of clicks and shit will ensure you're near the top of the list if you generate content on topics that aren't on the social radar yet.... but what you're doing here is building a huge embarrassing internet footprint. If you ever get any sort of popularity the trolls will come. Find what you've done here, and blog about your every tiny mistake. It'll be funny because you'll get eaten alive by other assholes trying to grift for their own clickbait pennies with articles about your child bride fixations and creepy female impersonations.

    4. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find what you've done here, and blog about your every tiny mistake.

      Slashdot has probably gotten more popular since creimer blogged about his trolls for the past year.

    5. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or ask your friends to give you that initial bump?

      Creimer must have a lot of friends to get 4.600+ views on one video in 18 months. This was the video that prompted him to go weekly with his videos. Since he attends several events each year, he made comic con videos the corner stone of his content strategy.

    6. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you have one view that is moderately popular (although my Youtube channel has many videos with more, and I could give a fuck how many views my Youtube channel videos get), but most of your videos have a dozen views or so.

    7. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true Chris.

      Unfortunately you get nothing, well you get 7 youtube subscribers :)

      Slashdot gets it all in additional advertisement revenue streams.

      Keep on the good work!

      Thanks Chris,

      --
      BeauHD

    8. Re:creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Significant mental illness.

      I can't understand people who lie like this. It's obvious that they are not telling the truth, but they lie anyway and just think people might believe them.

  15. Speaking of baby pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe youtube should follow its own good advice.

  16. When your entire business model is threatened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupid shit like this will be said, because of lack of innovation

  17. spam creimer spam alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There you are again spamming amazon and youtube affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

    You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

    Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

    How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

    The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

    You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

    When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

    Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

    Bonus:
    Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

    The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

    So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

    Signed:
    Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!
    nobody$

  18. Then put your money where your mouth is by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    We sure as fuck are fed up with cat videos and other feelgood crap. And if we wanted corporate bullshit that has been whitewashed and sanitized to be politically correct and inoffensive, we could as well stay with TV.

    Lady, if you keep killing the ones making content that people actually want to watch by demonetizing them, you'll have to deal with these people moving to other platforms. It is already happening. What still keeps some people from simply dumping YouTube for something where they don't have to jump hoops is just that these alternatives don't have the same amount of eyeballs by a very sizable margin.

    That's not the case with Facebook, ya know?

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  19. Re: Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ima still missing a piece here. Can you break it down for me?

  20. all wile youtube burns by luther349 · · Score: 2

    youtube the company thats burned cash sense day 1. the company that gone from upload anything short of porn and beheading to censoring everything but people selling goods. the company advertisers run away from because despite all the attempts to censer the sites still 90% garbage uploads. the site where every channel begs you to hand them money on every video. the company that lets its own users abuse the dmca leading to massive issues with trolls and false flags. and they wanna talk shit about someone else.

  21. The pot calling the kettle black by William+Baric · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe Facebook should get back to baby pictures, but then YouTube should get back to cat videos. Both platforms are against the free expression of ideas, and both are trying to influence politics. To me, allowing big corporations to control ideas and politics is part of fascism.

  22. Less 'social media', more 'actually social' by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    'Social media' is not really good for anyone, except in small doses. Spend more time being actually social with people, instead of avoiding them, and less time on the internet pretending to be 'social'.

  23. ...And Google should get back to search results by DeathAndTaxes · · Score: 1

    When we are increasingly barraged by misinformation, I'd rather google be a reliable source for good information rather than a conduit for even more political garbage videos.

  24. Facebook really is crap at video by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    I have my own issues with Youtube, but it's far and away the most competent video streaming site even with its flaws. Facebook's video controls are hot steaming dog puke compared to Youtube. The UI is atrociously designed, and laggy beyond compare. And my potato may be outdated, but I've got eight cores and sixteen gigs, there's no excuses for this kind of nonsense. (Youtube is plenty responsive.)

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  25. I agree with her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A scrolling wall is NOT the format that I want to have video delivered on.

    1. Re:I agree with her by greenwow · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Used Facebook for many years over dial-up, and it worked reasonably well.

  26. Facebook is dead by randomErr · · Score: 2

    People got tired of dealing with all the ads and unrelated news on Facebook. The former FB users, to a lesser degree YouTube, have ran to mostly closed off micro-networks like Telegram, Discord, Amino, and Quidd.

    --
    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
    1. Re:Facebook is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha.

      Disclaimer: I actually do not like Facebook and hate how they invade your privacy, BUT:

      To say Facebook is dead is to really have your head shoved in the sand.

  27. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an idiotic personal anecdote with no point and obviously not true. Slashdot had article after article about Facebook before 2009, and you have been a valuable contributor to this site for 20+ years.

    More lies from Slashdot's resident female impersonator.

  28. Glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YouTube should get back to hosting whichever videos people want to upload.

  29. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you leave creimer alone, he goes away. Sometimes for years. The only reason he haven't gone away from Slashdot in the last year is all the profitable attention that his relentless fans continue to provide.

  30. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    profitable attention

    You don't make money off of Youtube unless you have 1,000 subscribers. And with nothing being sold, there's really no way to earn a profit.

    It's fun making fun of the autistic weirdo who talks about marrying young girls but also pretends to be a young girl online.

  31. Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does Youtube know about competiting. It has turned into a pile of shit I can't stand to use anymore. Now I know why.

  32. YouTube Has NO Room To Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are absolutely horrible these past few months with dragging their feet on disciplining obvious abusers whilst punishing actual content creators.

    I only had a .edu Facebook account that dropped off after college; whilst I'm using YouTube less and less as well. Both can shove off eh.

  33. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't make money off of Youtube unless you have 1,000 subscribers. And with nothing being sold, there's really no way to earn a profit.

    Profitable: def. 2.beneficial; useful.

    Feeding the YouTube algorithm with external traffic (50% from Slashdot) is beneficial for building channel authority. For example, the Jake Paul suicide scandal didn't blow up from internal traffic on YouTube. It blew up from external traffic as the controversy raged on in the social media for nine days before YouTube responded.

    It's fun making fun of the autistic weirdo who talks about marrying young girls but also pretends to be a young girl online.

    Do you think the rest of the Slashdot community is having fun when you shit post 30 to 60 comments every day?

    That's just plan pettiness. At the end of the day, pettiness is all you have to show. Buy a clue and get a fucking life.

  34. I hate FB by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    but they got live TONS music streaming vs YT. I use to stream my icecast audio stream through YT using this info http://akos.me/2017/stream-ice... but there were constant stream drops from my server to YT and was not reliable.

    --
    by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
  35. Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Babies; the reason I don't see my friends anymore. Yeah, they should keep rubbing that in my face!

  36. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of Slashdot browses at +1 or more, so they don't have to see creimer threads at all.

    Also, "channel authority"? It's a channel with only 7 subcribers, where videos have only a dozen views. There's no "authority" at all, it's just a barely-viewed channel one of a million channels on Youtube.

  37. Susan Wojcicki makes me sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yesterday she was defending Logan Paul and saying he didn't deserve a YouTube ban.

    Fucking whore has the morals of an alley way dumpster.

  38. Sure why not? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    And YouTube should go back to being a dating site.

    --
    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  39. Re:Affiliate offer for Team Creimer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on granny PottyMouth, leave Chris alone!

    It seems like Chris is a victim here. He keeps on reading those SEO, youtube algorithm, basically get rich quick sites. He doesn't realize that he is the fish for them since they make money off him with their own scheme. Then, he wastes his time trying to implement what those sites suggest and he ends up disturbing people.

    I mean, those crooks tell Chris that he has to build personal brands and he goes on the Internet and makes everything about himself public!

    I believe we should bring this up at our next meeting with Nancy Guerrero. He might not be our only patient victim of such on-line abuse.

    --
    Silvia Bunge
    Psychology Department
    University of California, Berkeley

  40. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're cancer, Chris, and we are the chemotherapy.

  41. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your "first" introduction, huh? When did your second introduction happen? Your third?

  42. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're cancer, Chris, and we are the chemotherapy.

    And you're killing Slashdot. Congrats, asshole.

  43. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny because you could just as easily fake all the views, clicks, and subscriptions you're depending on slashdot for. It's such a small small number that youtube wouldn't ever notice. Besides your "subscriber link" trick is already dishonest enough to get you a strike if some minimum wage tubemonkey decides they need to pad their weekly numbers, people routinely get random strikes for insanely minuscule transgressions.

    Like why don't you just get all the passwords for your google sockpuppet accounts and game your numbers over a proxy? Or ask your friends to give you that initial bump?
    I get what you're doing, a small number of clicks and shit will ensure you're near the top of the list if you generate content on topics that aren't on the social radar yet.... but what you're doing here is building a huge embarrassing internet footprint. If you ever get any sort of popularity the trolls will come. Find what you've done here, and blog about your every tiny mistake. It'll be funny because you'll get eaten alive by other assholes trying to grift for their own clickbait pennies with articles about your child bride fixations and creepy female impersonations.

    This! exactly This! One thousand times!

    I am an on-line marketer myself and creimer has been burnt for a long time because of what I emphasized in your text above. The fucker is just too stupid to realize it.

    You would put the fucker in an extra large boiling tank with warm water and turn on the heat and the fucker would be too dumb to get out if he could when it gets too hot.

    creimer already pissed off many of us by bringing attention to friendly advertising plugs on Slashdot, especially when posted as AC and the Slashdot moderators have become intolerant to posts containing friendly links, thus hurting us all. AC posts on Slashdot used to generate more clicks before creimer decided to go crazy.

    Everybody hates creimer, especially other online marketers and although I would never do anything illegal, I hear other marketers might when it comes to creimer.

    Good luck dumb ass!

  44. crazy idea by syril · · Score: 1

    Here's all facebook needs to do: make separate timelines for user content and page content.

  45. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people don't see creimer threads. You're auto-moderated to -1.

  46. Here's some advice for YouTube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get back to not fucking over your creators.

    If you want to compete with Facebook do that. Twitch and Mixer treat their Creators WAY better and Facebook is the #1 social platform in the world. Amazon is also positioning itself to compete with YouTube as well.

  47. Scumbag hats wuz the fashion of my day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would they share them on facebook when they're sitting right next to each other?
    Though you can't judge a book by it's cover I also find it highly out of character for an old lady. Not that they have cell phones and facebook back when most people were still using dumb phones and myspace was just starting to die.

    But because sweet old ladies don't usually talk during movies. These must have been the douchiest old ladies I've ever seen.
    Since this is 2009 did they happen to be sporting scumbag steve hats along with their other douche accessories and behaviors.

  48. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think we care if he goes away anymore actually, he's been properly contained and he produces a lot of unintentionally amusing content.

  49. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean I guess you get enough external traffic that you'll show up in search results if you start covering topics earlier than everyone else but the amount of external traffic that you get is small enough that you could have generated more in an hour by hitting up wifi hotspots with different mobile browsers on the way to the library and then used the library computer and walked home.

    That's easy enough that someone who doesn't work in IT could do it. I'd expect that you're probably smart enough to figure out how to do it from the comfort of your own home instead of pissing off people on the internet.

    You do realize this is the birthplace of the GNAA I mean people are chill here but it seems like a stupid waste of time compared to what you could be doing and it could easily blow up in your face bad. I know I wouldn't invite trolls from slashdot into my real life.

    I also don't understand why you try to get us to stop trolling you all the time and then turn around and say it's all a traffic generation scheme and then turn around again and start crying, it's pretty stupid creimer.

    Well whatever you won't listen to me anyhow

  50. Re:Dear. God. No. Not baby pics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has a fraction of it's former traffic but is alive enough. The biggest threat to the site is funding followed by people who come here to post AT the board instead of honestly attempting to have discussion. That's YOU. Who comes here spam advertisments and SEO their other projects.
    But it doesn't matter anymore because you're safely contained at -1 and when I downvote your posts offtopic I usually find that other people are modding you as a troll or flamebait. So we can safely say you're never coming out of your -1 hole. Slashdot is full of weird race condition bugs so it'll be cool if maybe one day you can become our first -2!

    PS. I also have a handful of bots scraping metamod for your posts so in the future any sockpuppets you make to mod yourself up won't ever see another mod point. On your recommendation I used DigitalOcean for hosting but sadly forgot to use your referrer link ; ;

  51. Fuck that kike bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's just as bad. She has no fucking room. Did she say that to Zucc with his dick in her hand?