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'Nobody Cares Who Was First, and Nobody Cares Who Copied Who': Marco Arment on Defending Your App From Copies and Clones (marco.org)

Marco Arment: App developers sometimes ask me what they should do when their features, designs, or entire apps are copied by competitors. Legally, there's not a lot you can do about it: Copyright protects your icon, images, other creative resources, and source code. You automatically have copyright protection, but it's easy to evade with minor variations. App stores don't enforce it easily unless resources have been copied exactly. Trademarks protect names, logos, and slogans. They cover minor variations as well, and app stores enforce trademarks more easily, but they're costly to register and only apply in narrow areas.

Only assholes get patents. They can be a huge PR mistake, and they're a fool's errand: even if you get one ($20,000+ later), you can't afford to use it against any adversary big enough to matter. Don't be an asshole or a fool. Don't get software patents. If someone literally copied your assets or got too close to your trademarked name, you need to file takedowns or legal complaints, but that's rarely done by anyone big enough to matter. If a competitor just adds a feature or design similar to one of yours, you usually can't do anything. You can publicly call out a copy, but you won't come out of it looking good. [...] Nobody else will care as much as you do. Nobody cares who was first, and nobody cares who copied who. The public won't defend you.

169 comments

  1. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i wrote like almost exactly the same thing a week ago...

    1. Re:hey by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      i wrote like almost exactly the same thing a week ago...

      hey, I wrote like almost exactly the same thing a week.... hold on there's a knock at the door... ARRRRRGHHHHHH, you can't do that (smack) (biff) (bam) (pow!)

      ++NO CARRIER

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    2. Re:hey by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      i wrote like almost exactly the same thing a week ago...

      hey, I wrote like almost exactly the same thing a week.... hold on there's a knock at the door... ARRRRRGHHHHHH, you can't do that (smack) (biff) (bam) (pow!)

      ++NO CARRIER

      --
      We'll make great pets
    3. Re:hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody cares!

    4. Re:hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, would have been a better sample of what you have trying to say !

    5. Re:hey by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Nobody cares if you were first, or only copied yourself.

    6. Re:hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, patent office? I'd like to patent articles talking about how you shouldn't patent your apps.

  2. Don Lancaster redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back 20, 30 years ago he was against patents for hackers trying to protect their hardware products.

    Guess he made a lot of sense!

  3. Only Apple FanBoys... by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    ..will defend Apple. That's all.

    1. Re:Only Apple FanBoys... by sjbe · · Score: 2

      Only Apple FanBoys will defend Apple. That's all.

      Ahh the old "have you stopped beating your wife yet?" strategy. Well played.

    2. Re:Only Apple FanBoys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh the old "have you stopped beating your wife yet?" strategy. Well played.

      A good example to why your go-to answer always should be "fuck off", you don't want to accidentally answer yes or not to a question like that.
       

  4. "Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by Assmasher · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Many companies, including my own, obtain patents for defensive purposes. I have zero interest in attacking someone, but you will find it virtually impossible to obtain seed (much less VC or strategic) funding without a plan for providing even rudimentary protections for your IP - most especially if you're building something for an existing market (where doubtlessly there are existing patents.)

    That doesn't absolutely guarantee you wont be sued by some other asshole who uses patents to attack, but it keeps them from trying to make a quick buck off of you, and it makes it significantly less likely.

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    1. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by cloud.pt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      that's true, but it also means VC and other funding entities simply neglect how useless some types of patents are. Independently of patent strength, VC is always looking for previous value - money already spent. And patents, like existing human resources or other tangible and intangible assets, are effectively a future cost removed, i.e. money that will not enter future accounting and depreciate their potential position.

      In the end, like many those other assets, patents are as volatile as employee exodus or asset depreciation, and I expect the importance VC puts in those is not much different. They already know it's a gamble from a lot of factors, but it's one they have to place trust in mildly less volatile stuff, and that's patents.

    2. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you will find it virtually impossible to obtain seed (much less VC or strategic) funding

      so in other words, if you get patents, you lose control of your company

    3. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fact of life:

      Patents *in realty* only serve to protect the RnD budgets of already-established dominant players in the market.

      They absolutely *DO NOT* protect the independent inventor's ability to invent something and take it to market himself. In theory, they can be used in this case. In practice, they cost too much to obtain, and after that they cost a fortune to enforce. If some big rich company rips you off, and you engage in patent litigation against them, you go bankrupt while the proceeding are still just ramping up.

    4. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by geoscodin · · Score: 1

      On Shark Tank the sharks always ask if they have a patent

    5. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      The author was speaking specifically of software patents. Shark Tank entrepreneurs rarely if ever have those. The patents you usually see on Shark Tank are utility patents on a physical invention of some sort.

    6. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by enjar · · Score: 2

      Exactly. We would much rather not have to expend the time/energy/legal effort to file for and get patents. For many years we did not actively pursue this at all. Then a competitor sued for infringement and it became obvious that patents were another way of competing in the software business. Ideally we'd have a market where the best product could win on technical merits alone and we wouldn't need lawyers but we don't live in a perfect world. So now we have an active program to protect things we develop and ship using the patent system.

      It's very much akin to the tax system. Companies get blasted for "not paying taxes", but in most cases, this is simply the corporation following the existing tax laws and minimizing tax expense, which is part of what a corporation does as part of its DNA ... minimizing expenses to maximize returns for stake/shareholders. A company who was paying taxes they don't need to is at strategic disadvantage to their competitors and has less money to do things like sell a product, pay employees, spend on R&D, etc. I'm not excusing companies that abuse the system with offshore tax havens and outright shady/fraudulent accounting, but skipping tax credits that are out there clearly called out in the tax code is quite literally wasting money ... does any individual filer not try and maximize their own deductions and credits?

      If you don't like the above, you have to realize the system is broken from the "laws of the land" part ... the companies are just playing the game as it is presented to them

    7. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by mrun4982 · · Score: 1

      and can your company afford a long, drawn out lawsuit brought on from a much larger company? You think you can survive if Google/Apple/Microsoft/etc really decide to go after you? Patents are useless. If you're a small company, you can't afford to defend your patent against a much larger company. If you're a large company, you're big enough to not care because you know small companies can't afford to sue you.

    8. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This! We've been getting small companies coming after us for years claiming we violate their patents. (Most often, we don't do anything remotely close to what their patent covers..) We just got out first patent last year. We aren't planning on going after anyone with it. But we also havn't had anyone claim we infrindged their patents since then. Now that our stuff is patented, the patent trolls are less likely to claim we are violating theirs because they know that we have ammunition of our own and will vigorously defend ourselves. This frees up time and resources which would otherwise have been spent on reading, responding to, and potentially defending in court against their claims.

    9. Re:"Only assholes get patents" - stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think the patents are for defensive purposes, but as soon as you look for VC funding, it doesn't matter what you think. The patents are for whatever the VC wants them for, which may well be for attack and not defense.

  5. asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody cares about your shitty app.

    1. Re:asshole by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Except the guy who copies it, and those who buy it from him so he makes bank.

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    2. Re:asshole by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Well, make it better then. I don't actually know what you are proposing. Are you suggesting there should only ever be one of each type of app? So as soon as the first guy knocked out a 'contacts' app everyone else should be forbidden from making another? An automatic patent on any idea? Please elaborate.

    3. Re:asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, make it better then.

      So you can copy it and make money off my hard work? No, thanks. Why don't you donate 50% of your paycheck to random strangers. That's whats it's like creating IP without protections like patents. I bet you won't donate a single cent, but you expect other people to give their life's work to others as charity.

    4. Re:asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, make it better then.

      So you can copy it and make money off my hard work? No, thanks.

      Looks like we have another "innovator" that thinks his fart app is the only one that should be allowed in the store.

    5. Re:asshole by nasch · · Score: 2

      My company doesn't bother with patents. We have competitors, and many of the apps have many of the same features. We compete on quality and service (and maybe price but I don't know about that). Somehow it's still worth improving our app even though our competitors are free to take our ideas and implement them independently.

    6. Re:asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company doesn't bother with patents. We have competitors, and many of the apps have many of the same features... Somehow it's still worth improving our app even though our competitors are free to take our ideas and implement them independently.

      Translation: "Our product in not innovative. We steal and polish ideas to make money. Our company has to work very hard to make peanuts because we have a lot of competitors."

      The patent system is itself a form of theft where after 20 years, the people with capital and "product improvement" win. The inventors do all the hard work for these people including: a) coming up with a valuable idea b) prototyping c) filing an expensive patent d) forming a company e) pitching and selling a new product to skeptical consumers. And by the time the inventor has accomplished all those difficult tasks, their patent has expired. Now big money moves in and reaps billions for the next 200 to 1000 years on the back of free labor. Governments and big businesses are crooks and patents are a trap to ensnare inventors into giving up their secrets.

      People who don't bother with patents are either a) not innovative b) like stealing ideas (hey, apple did not tell google/samsung to clone their iphone, they stole the idea) c) brainwashed by sites like slashdot that have been constantly publishing anti-patent articles for the last 20 years.

    7. Re:asshole by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      sounds like you suck at marketing, if you didnt suck you would be making bank

    8. Re:asshole by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If it is that easy to copy you, it might not have even been "hard" work.

      If you can't compete with somebody new who literally just saw what you were doing and roughly copied your motions, it might not have even been "work."

    9. Re:asshole by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Innovation is just a buzzword. None of your thoughts were "new." Like any other second-hand items you come to possess, they may be "new to you," but they're not actually new.

    10. Re:asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is that easy to copy you, it might not have even been "hard" work.

      Translation: "I stole nuttin'. Your product wasn't worth nuttin' in the first place."

    11. Re:asshole by nasch · · Score: 1

      I never said we were the first to ever come up with anything. No idea where you got that from my comment actually.

    12. Re:asshole by nasch · · Score: 1

      That is a very bad translation indeed, but hey it's always fun on the internet to pretend you know more about someone's life than they know themselves, so have at it.

      You seem to have two different narratives about patents going on. One is that they're completely worthless, and the other is that only stupid or venal companies don't use them. Seems like a contradiction.

      On the whole I'd say your comment is overrated even at -1.

  6. Creating their own problems... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe the problem is that everyone is doing the pretty much the same stuff. If there's not a lot of originality in what you're doing and you're not standing out, of course you'll be extremely easy to rip off.

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    1. Re:Creating their own problems... by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Also, it's not a big problem from the consumers point of view. I actually like that there are dozens of companies trying to sell me what is essentially the same boring pair of blue jeans. It means that I've got options and none of them can really afford to try to gouge me too much on price.

      Also, for a good number of things, wildly different or original don't necessarily mean a better product as far as I'm concerned. My morning oatmeal doesn't need to be a custom and unique experience. It's goddamn oatmeal.

  7. Right...and? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    File this under "Old man yells at cloud".

    So is the problem that one can't just sit back and stop working/innovating and expect to get paid? Because I'm OK with that. Let everyone copy my ideas, I'll just come up with more AND develop a reputation as a "Big Thinker" as a result ( ie: creating my own brand/value which I can then use elsewhere ).

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    1. Re:Right...and? by fedos · · Score: 0

      Looks like you're working on developing a reputation as a shallow thinker who easily misses the point.

    2. Re:Right...and? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      You are in the wrong market, slaving away creating while others get rich off your effort, inhaling it into their clone manufacturing warehouse.

      Have they said thank you? No?

      How do I attach my cart to you so you will pull it, too?

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    3. Re:Right...and? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Easy to say for someone who's never had an original idea.

    4. Re:Right...and? by pem · · Score: 1

      No, doesn't look like he's the one missing the point. All the people responding to him, however...

    5. Re:Right...and? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's "Old man yells at cloud".

      App developers sometimes ask me what they should do... you usually can't do anything.

      Don't be an asshole or a fool. Don't get software patents. .. You can publicly call out a copy, but you won't come out of it looking good. [So don't]

      All sensible advice, and not unsolicited.

      You are absolutely right about reputation though. Another way I often explain it to people is "home field advantage"... some people respond to sports analogies :-)

    6. Re:Right...and? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So is the problem that one can't just sit back and stop working/innovating and expect to get paid?

      The problem is that if you come up with a great app, a company will come along, copy it, and put marketing dollars behind it. You won't "not continue to make money", your app won't have time to go viral before someone else's does. Look at Farmville - it was a pretty direct clone of an existing game. However, Zanga was able to copy it and market it such that more people saw Farmville first than the original. So the original developer didn't "develop a reputation", Zynga did. So the original developer didn't "stop getting paid", Zynga took all the money.

      It repeats again and again. It's fine to say that don't like 95 year copyrights (we agree). It's another to say "your work will be ripped off by someone with a PR budget, and fuck you."

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    7. Re:Right...and? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your problem is you think that game genre is innovation when it's been around for 40 years or more.

    8. Re:Right...and? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Naw, I'm filing this under "drunk teenager yells at cloud."

    9. Re:Right...and? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't be the first idiot to think his ideas were original, that's for sure!

  8. Pithy advice by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2
    2 of the last 3 paragraphs contain much better advice, IMO:

    This feels unfair when it happens to you, but it’s just how it goes, and the entire ecosystem benefits. Every app — even yours — includes countless “standard” and “obvious” features and designs that, at one time, weren’t. Everything is a remix. A great design or feature can give you a competitive advantage for a little while, but it’s always temporary. Compete on marketing, quality, and what you can do next, not the assumption that nobody can copy what you made.

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    1. Re:Pithy advice by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      What if you are a small three person non software business startup with a budget of $350k. How do you can compete against the marketing of samsung or intel?

    2. Re:Pithy advice by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 2

      You don't? If that is your concern the you're clearly not the right person for the job.

    3. Re:Pithy advice by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      Ask any successful startup

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    4. Re:Pithy advice by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I've worked for successful startups. They've all had patents that were rarely used, but used when larger competitors copied our design.

    5. Re:Pithy advice by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Of course not, I'm a physicist, but the OP suggested that the business needs to compete on marketing and not rely on patents for protection.

    6. Re:Pithy advice by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      What makes you think you get to be a tiny startup and be competing with giant multinationals who own their own factories?

      That is like when an undergrad asks you, as a serious question, "How do I compete with Einstein?" or "How do I compete with Famous Guy Who the Publishers Love and get more papers published in big journals?"

      The question is not well answered with information that the person asking desires. The question is based on false and absurd assumptions. The existence of the question implies that the person asking it is not even likely to succeed as a physics teacher, they're not in the category of competitor they imagine, they're not even in the group below that, or the group below that one.

      A small startup shouldn't even be competing, it should be offering a product or service that has less supply than demand, or that they believe has latent demand. And they should expect competition, and they should expect not to be able to compete with the big copiers. If you don't already have a giant factory, or your own office building full of Oompa Loompas, then you're not going to compete successfully on price. You have to compete on some other basis, like having the most total value added. (eg, having the highest price, not the lowest!)

    7. Re:Pithy advice by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      What makes you think

      Because I worked there. Production tools are a multi billion dollar industry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Say you're working for a tool manufacturer and come up with an idea to save hundreds of hours per year (machines can cost thousands of dollars an hour to operate. You go to your boss who says it would never work. You manage to elevate it up the company, but everyone says either it wouldn't work or that nobody would buy it.

      So you quit your job, mortgage the house, buy a thousands of dollars of tools, spend 6 months to develop your idea showing your idea does work, buy a spot in a trade show convention and then get noticed by customers who give you lots of money to develop your own tool. It's not big and doesn't do a lot, but it's a step in the process of dozens of stages and will save them millions/year. Former employer goes, hey that works, looks easy (it was very easy, but relied on a bit of developed freshman college physics), we can just copy it. Except you have the patent. It was all pretty obvious, nobody took the $70k to develop the idea.

  9. All YOU Need Is One CARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With your N.R.A. name and member number on it. Then, mention/bring your friends, Smith & Wesson. We will see how long this HIGHLY ILLEGAL copying continues.

    CPAC. Because we live to love America FIRST!

  10. Nobody Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see if your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares.

    1. Re:Nobody Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's dead Jim.

  11. Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...but not LUDDITES who copy appy app apps by making LUDDITE software that tries to be appy, but requires using LUDDITE technology like LUDDITE keyboards and LUDDITE mice!

    Apps!

    1. Re: Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We missed you. You are needed.

    2. Re: Only apps can app apps! by idontgno · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but that's a copycat. A fairly poor knock-off, actually.

      Oh, well, that's the troll ecosystem for you.

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    3. Re:Only apps can app apps! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      What could be more appy than a new app that apps just like the old app, but with a different, appier name?

      What are you, some sort of LUDDITE using the Original software?! App an app, apper, if it is an appalike then it is just appier.

  12. Pretty depressing by XXongo · · Score: 2
    Pretty depressing. So, he basically says you should make great stuff, and people will copy it and sell it and you won't make any money, but hey that's business, suck it up.

    Who is this guy, and why the heck are we supposed to listen to him?

    1. Re:Pretty depressing by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      He is the guy who runs marco.org. He must be pretty important: he has a website named after him!

    2. Re: Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is the developer of the overcast podcast app and a host on the ATP, which is widely successful.

    3. Re:Pretty depressing by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      App developers can make money out of live performances instead. Imagine some guy on stage with XCode projected onto an enormous screen. He is silent but occasionally curses Apple. The audience hold up lighters.

      Rock and roll!

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    4. Re:Pretty depressing by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know you're joking, but you should take a look at twitch when you have a chance. You'll find a number of developers on there.

    5. Re:Pretty depressing by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Yes. That's life.

      If all you have is some 'unique feature'' then you ain't got nothing. Every 'unique idea' I've ever come across turned out to be either shit or obvious, or both. So perhaps try building a sustainable business that doesn't rely on a false feeling of originality.

    6. Re:Pretty depressing by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Don't forget they can also sell tshirts and merchandise!

    7. Re:Pretty depressing by Cryacin · · Score: 4, Informative

      In summary he is saying that your legal instrument is as good as the lawyer(s) wielding them. BigCorp will bury you in the legal process and send you bankrupt along the way.

      You need to make it easy for companies to buy you out rather than to pursue the legal route. Sell out to a large corporate, and all of a sudden the legal instruments hold validity.

      Ideas are a dime a dozen. In fact, when you think about it, ideas are an expense. It is the execution that matters. What can you build in a short space of time, and what can BigCorp provide you to expedite that process.

      In an era of easy replication, it is nigh on impossible to protect the angle of the corkscrew for your wine bottle. Execute quickly, take the market using your lead, or watch the clones come into play. Same with software.

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    8. Re: Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shitty ideas are dime a dozen. People with no ideas say ideas are worthless.

      People who actually make something new deserve protection from leeches, vampires, copy cats and other assorted scum both big and small.

      The fact that the patent system makes it hard to prosecute IP theft means we need to fix the system.

      And some asshole declaring other people are assholes for using existing established law to protect their ideas is asinine.

      What great ideas has this jerk ever come up with?

    9. Re:Pretty depressing by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:Pretty depressing by yy1 · · Score: 1

      I think the precident for this is the Apple vs Microsoft suit in the 80's when Windows came out, Apple claimed "look and feel" was too similar.

      They lost.

      I'd say both companies are doing ok now, so when a competitor copies you, your only real option is to keep innovating.

      Innovate or DIE!

      -yy1

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    11. Re:Pretty depressing by Galaga88 · · Score: 2

      Who is this guy, and why the heck are we supposed to listen to him?

      Marco Arment is the former CTO of Tumblr, and was the original developer of Instapaper. He is the present developer of Overcast.

    12. Re: Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, your ideas suck therefore everyone's ideas suck. Got it.

    13. Re:Pretty depressing by jediborg · · Score: 1

      Well you already are first-to-market, so you already have a big advantage over your competitors. once they copy and release a similar app, yours has already had several weeks/months of exposure and advertising on the market as the only supplier of such an app. So if you complain about people copying you, your really just being an entitled asshole.

    14. Re:Pretty depressing by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      He was the first employee and the original developer for tumblr. He made a few million whenit was sold to Yahoo. He created Instapaper that was eventually sold to PInterest. His current project is Overcast - the best podcast player for the iPhone. He is also one of the cohosts of the popular Apple centric podcast Accidental Tech Podcast.

    15. Re: Pretty depressing by lars5 · · Score: 1

      "What great ideas has this jerk ever come up with?"

      The aqueduct?

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    16. Re: Pretty depressing by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Yes, your ideas suck therefore everyone's ideas suck. Got it.

      Ideas are not protectable. Only the specific expression of those ideas are. If an idea is all you have, you have nothing. The suckiness value of anyone's particular idea is irrelevant.

    17. Re:Pretty depressing by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I think the precident for this is the Apple vs Microsoft suit in the 80's when Windows came out, Apple claimed "look and feel" was too similar.

      They lost.

      True, but the reason they lost was that Apple had basically licensed their "look and feel" to Microsoft. Apple didn't think they had done that, but the court thought otherwise.

      The court didn't say that Apple couldn't protect their "look and feel" with patents and the like--only that, in this case, they had given Microsoft the license to copy them.

      That said, you're right. The best way to solve this problem is to come up with something better. Of course, you will always lose sales to cheaper competitors who copy you (I remember "As-Easy-As"). You need to have a better business strategy than "You can't do that!"

    18. Re:Pretty depressing by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I wanted to say exactly that.
      Twitch Creative it's called.

      https://www.twitch.tv/director...

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    19. Re:Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one way to interpret it, or instead of whining about people copying a good idea (basically all human endeavor is built on the ideas of others) and trying to litigate your way to prosperity how about creating a good product and building a loyal customer base.

    20. Re: Pretty depressing by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If not being a "sustainable business" or not actually being all that new makes ideas "suck," then my advice is to expand your personal value system.

      The idea that a lack of "true" originality means that art sucks is a failing of the philosophy that things have to be "original" to have value, it is not any sort of failing in the art. That should be totally obvious by simply looking at which claim was found to be wrong; the claim about art having value, or the claim about originality being a prerequisite. If we know that art has had value in the past, and then we find out that none of it was new, that tells us about our system of value and verifies that it is not based on newness. It does not imply in any way that the art never had value.

      If you cling to a philosophy even after its own claimed causal relationships are disproven, expect it to fail as a basis for a business strategy.

    21. Re:Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :-)

      My boss recently told me he knew very well when I was working on the iOS app: it's when he can hear me cursing!

    22. Re:Pretty depressing by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      No, that's not even true.

      Court rulings aren't the sort of blah-blah you posted. You weren't mis-remembering anything other than whatever blather your friends spew about the subject. Not the same thing as having looked it up, and then decided to talk about it. Maybe in the future you could preface these types of wild guesses with something like, "Some guy at the bar told me..." instead of just saying it cold as if it is knowledge you have.

      You looked up something as obscure and irrelevant as "As-Easy-As," but you didn't bother to look up Apple vs Microsoft to find out if the guy at the bar was even correct before repeating it. The court didn't say MS already had a license, the court said mainly, "Apple cannot get patent-like protection for the idea of a graphical user interface, or the idea of a desktop metaphor [under copyright law]..."

      Ideas can be copied. It is allowed.

    23. Re: Pretty depressing by lgw · · Score: 0

      OK, but aside form the roads, public order, and the aqueduct, what great ideas has this jerk ever come up with?

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    24. Re:Pretty depressing by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Happens with my with any IDE ... because we are cursing about the code of our predecessors.

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    25. Re:Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So *you're* the other viewer! Cool!

    26. Re: Pretty depressing by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      He is the developer of the overcast podcast app and a host on the ATP, which is widely successful.

      Until someone copies it, or did he copy it from someone else?

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    27. Re:Pretty depressing by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      No, that's not even true.

      Court rulings aren't the sort of blah-blah you posted. You weren't mis-remembering anything other than whatever blather your friends spew about the subject. Not the same thing as having looked it up, and then decided to talk about it. Maybe in the future you could preface these types of wild guesses with something like, "Some guy at the bar told me..." instead of just saying it cold as if it is knowledge you have.

      You looked up something as obscure and irrelevant as "As-Easy-As," but you didn't bother to look up Apple vs Microsoft to find out if the guy at the bar was even correct before repeating it. The court didn't say MS already had a license, the court said mainly, "Apple cannot get patent-like protection for the idea of a graphical user interface, or the idea of a desktop metaphor [under copyright law]..."

      Ideas can be copied. It is allowed.

      Abstract ideas can be copied. Specific implementations cannot - as the Federal Circuit noted recently, upholding an Apple GUI patent as directed to patent eligible subject matter.

    28. Re: Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The day Slashdot stops recognizing Monty Python jokes is the day Slashdot dies.

    29. Re: Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy invented Tumblr .. what have you invented?

    30. Re:Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Apple cannot get patent-like protection for the idea of a graphical user interface, or the idea of a desktop metaphor [under copyright law]..."

      That's because Apple did not invent the GUI, Xerox Parc did. Steve Jobs just royally ripped off the clueless Xerox management who had no idea their research invention was worth billions. So quit spreading your constant anti-patent lies.

    31. Re: Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Shitty ideas are dime a dozen. People with no ideas say ideas are worthless.

      Thankyou! Sadly, this industry is full of people saying:
              >> Ideas are a dime a dozen. ...It is the execution that matters.
      And isn't it curious that it's always the people involved in the execution – the programmers, like the author of this article – who say nonsense like this?

      My firm filed patent applications for two genuinely inventive, original and useful designs – one in software, one hardware – both were granted, and both sold for lots of money.

      Ideas that are genuinely inventive, original and useful are just *hard*, and I wish more of the "execution" people would take more time to use their genuinely big brains to try to think of some, instead of claiming "it's all about the coding", and then sitting down to do what they like most, and know best, i.e. more coding.

      (Because - sorry to say it - it's far more true to say *coders* are a dime a dozen...)

    32. Re:Pretty depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he is as important as Kim.com and named himself after the web site.

  13. Re:Not quite... by PIBM · · Score: 1

    FTFY

    Apple will always claim that they did it first and much better than anyone else before them.

  14. Only assholes get patents. by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 3, Informative
    I work in a high tech, non-IT field. Most innovation is done by small companies who are more nimble and can afford the r&d. These then get bought up by large corporations for hundreds of millions out of their "r&d budget". Most r&d is failure and this allow corporations to buy proven new technology.

    I bet large corporations would love to see patents go away, that way they can copy something for a million dollars vs having to buy out the startup.

    1. Re:Only assholes get patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big corporations like Microsoft and IBM file zillions of patents, regardless of whether a design idea qualifies as a "non-obvious invention" or not. And there are outfits like Intellectual Ventures which file patents without even bothering to implement the idea in hardware or software. So then any competitor may have to navigate a minefield of patents which are intentionally (it seems) difficult to read and evaluate, even for a specialized practitioner in the area covered by the patent.

      Sure, many patents could be ruled invalid in court, but that's a matter of guesswork because the USPTO granted the patent in the first place.

    2. Re:Only assholes get patents. by mrun4982 · · Score: 1

      They already do copy things. This happens all the time, especially in software. What's the small company being copied going to do about it? Good luck surviving a lawsuit against the large company doing the copying.

    3. Re:Only assholes get patents. by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Not if you have the patent. Been there before.

    4. Re:Only assholes get patents. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Not if you have the patent. Been there before.

      Until they find a half-dozen patents in their portfolio that you have also infringed. Sure, they're all obvious and none of them should have been patented at all, and for a few million dollars each you can prove that in court. At least, that's how it works in software.

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    5. Re:Only assholes get patents. by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Nope/ I don't know why people woth so much hate for large corporations want to give them so much more power.

    6. Re:Only assholes get patents. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I bet large corporations would love to see patents go away, that way they can copy something for a million dollars vs having to buy out the startup.

      Growth through acquisition is a corporate goal, it is not something they're reluctantly forced to do.

    7. Re:Only assholes get patents. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Nope/ I don't know why people woth so much hate for large corporations want to give them so much more power.

      Not sure what you're talking about. I neither hate large corporations nor want to give them more power.

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  15. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creimer is a kiddy fiddler

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

  16. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There you are spamming amazon and youtube affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

    You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

    Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

    How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

    The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

    You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

    When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

    Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

    Bonus:
    Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

    The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

    So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

    Signed:
    Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

  17. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny because you could just as easily fake all the views, clicks, and subscriptions you're depending on slashdot for. It's such a small small number that youtube wouldn't ever notice. Besides your "subscriber link" trick is already dishonest enough to get you a strike if some minimum wage tubemonkey decides they need to pad their weekly numbers, people routinely get random strikes for insanely minuscule transgressions.

    Like why don't you just get all the passwords for your google sockpuppet accounts and game your numbers over a proxy? Or ask your friends to give you that initial bump?
    I get what you're doing, a small number of clicks and shit will ensure you're near the top of the list if you generate content on topics that aren't on the social radar yet.... but what you're doing here is building a huge embarrassing internet footprint. If you ever get any sort of popularity the trolls will come. Find what you've done here, and blog about your every tiny mistake. It'll be funny because you'll get eaten alive by other assholes trying to grift for their own clickbait pennies with articles about your child bride fixations and creepy female impersonations.

    This! exactly This! One thousand times!

    I am an on-line marketer myself and creimer has been burnt for a long time because of what I emphasized in your text above. The fucker is just too stupid to realize it.

    You would put the fucker in an extra large boiling tank with warm water and turn on the heat and the fucker would be too dumb to get out if he could when it gets too hot.

    creimer already pissed off many of us by bringing attention to friendly advertising plugs on Slashdot, especially when posted as AC and the Slashdot moderators have become intolerant to posts containing friendly links, thus hurting us all. AC posts on Slashdot used to generate more clicks before creimer decided to go crazy.

    Everybody hates creimer, especially other online marketers and although I would never do anything illegal, I hear other marketers might when it comes to creimer.

    Good luck dumb ass!

  18. creimer spam alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

    CREIMER' SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
    Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
    https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
    https://slashdot.org/~criss69
    https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...
    https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
    https://slashdot.org/~ILoveFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~IHateFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~IAteFatC...
    https://slashdot.org/~ITapeFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~IApeFatC...
    https://slashdot.org/~IPrayFat...
    https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
    and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

    Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

    creimer wrote:

    I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

    Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

    creimer wrote:

    All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

    But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

    Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the king's horses
    And all the king's men
    Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
    Together again.

    Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Creimy's real pictures:
    Before the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
    After the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

  19. Solution is to be more responsive by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    App feature duplication is bound to happen.

    What you can do about it, is all around be more responsive.

    Respond to reviews. People notice that.

    Come out with helpful (not just churn) updates frequently. A larger company is going to have trouble keeping up any kind of rapid pace of change.

    If my some miracle a competitor does come up with a good idea - well turnabout is fair play. Borg that idea and make it's uniqueness your own.

    Charge more. Price of an app is one of the few signals have besides reviews as to quality. Given two apps with roughly the same reviews, one that costs more and looks better will be the winer.

    To taht last point, do not be afraid to hire a real designer. Even just some basic help will not cost a ton and will make your app look SO much better (and probably work better too as most mobile designers are also good UX people).

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  20. Patents ruined by courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patents used to mean a lot. Then 9th Circus court over ruled a bunch in favor of rich companies.
    Now the USPTO just rubber stamps the paper work and lets the courts decide.
    You have to have good proof of your prior art, and $$$ legal team.

  21. call me crazy... by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is telling us all that software apps are not as valuable as the VCs think they are. If it's that easy to copy, and there are effectively no barriers to copying, then what is the value? (The answer is marketing, of course... but that's the point, the software is not the value. Everyone needs to understand that ideas without implementation have no value, and that the value in implementation may come from a non-technical part of the business.)

    I work in a nanotech startup. Competitors have bought our products to evaluate (reverse engineer). That's fine by me, copying our technology is ridiculously difficult. They quickly figure out that they're better off simply buying from us, which is what generally happens. We don't have to feel good that we set someone else's roadmap. In our case, the technical implementation is most of our value.

    1. Re:call me crazy... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is telling us all that software apps are not as valuable as the VCs think they are.

      You might have read about this (possibly via this site that you're browsing right now) almost 20 years ago, in the Halloween I and Halloween II documents.

      Microsoft knew (mostly correctly!) the world we were heading for. My computers all run "commodity" software and with the exception of a few games, I didn't pay for any of it. Software is freely available and abundant. If I need anything, I can search the repo and try out several candidates. It doesn't cover everything but it goes damn far.

      As a user, I don't see this as a problem. I see it as wealth. It's like we've settled on a planet where bacon trees grow naturally on the chocolatey banks of a beer river. You can't sell groceries or even plow blades to this colony!

      As a proprietary software vendor, Microsoft saw it as a problem (obviously!), and the original Halloween documents outline one approach to solving it.

      Over the years we have all seen other approaches, as well as variations of the Microsoft style solution, but these also cause great unhappiness to users so we develop natural immunities to those too. (e.g. "Fuck no, I'm not using your 'cloud service' especially one where I have to use your client software.") But I'm sure some VC is getting a boner right now, from some evil plan to try to lock users into another recurring monthly payment. And it'll work, to some extent (because users only learn so fast), so it's not necessarily a bad idea from a business perspective. As a user, though, you only fall for this so many times before you eventually get into the habit of Just Say No.

      One of the more interesting ways to de-commoditize software is used by companies like Google and Facebook. The software that makes their money, is stuff they don't sell. And while a competitor can basically "copy" it (by looking at what it produces and imagining how they might serve ads to maximum profit), what makes it work is the data they gather, which you can only get by being popular! Being-popular is not easy to copy. You can have infinite technical knowledge (and I think technical knowledge itself is a commodity, which is why we have so much great software) and still not be able to copy Google. You need human (market/habit) knowledge for that.

      But some users are in the beginning stages of pushback against that model too (e.g. ublock/privacybadger, darknets, etc). If you think the NSA hates Snowden, imagine what they must be saying about him behind closed doors at Google! "Fuckin' guy woke up several percent of the userbase. Damn him!"

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  22. Re:Not quite... by KixWooder · · Score: 1

    Who cares? If you don't like them, the don't use their products.

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  23. Execution matter most by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ideas are a dime a dozen. In fact, when you think about it, ideas are an expense. It is the execution that matters.

    This is very true. I had a mentor of mine once point out that if you think you have an idea that nobody else has thought of then you should put down whatever you are smoking. Protecting an idea is very expensive so it had better be a really good one to be worth the bother. Coca-Cola is a multi-billion dollar company and they have a product that is ridiculously easy to knock off. But their business execution is second to none and for most products that is what really matters. This remains true even if you have a product that justifies patents and other idea protection. You still have to execute or someone else will figure out a way to make a buck in your place.

    1. Re:Execution matter most by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Coca-Cola is a multi-billion dollar company and they have a product that is ridiculously easy to knock off. But their business execution is second to none and for most products that is what really matters.

      No, in your example, Coca Cola is big enough to crush any copier to dust by simply having their lawyers march in the immediate vicinity of the offender. As a matter of fact, there are zounds of similar beverages out there, all over the world, but CC is so entrenched that all copiers combined have maybe 1% marked share compared to CC.

      If you're the Sun, you don't care about the new comet drifting in the Solar System, but if you're Earth and that comet comes your way, there's not much you can do about it either.

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    2. Re:Execution matter most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pepsi Cola?

  24. Only assholes get patents? What a stupid opinion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only assholes get patents? What a stupid opinion.

  25. VC parasites will destroy hosts that have value. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VC parasites will destroy hosts that have value.

    NOT WORTH EMULATING.

  26. Same Thing for Music and Movies by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Nobody cares, only the content mafia.

  27. Limp Law by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Here we have an article that points out that the law can be a joke. It has always been true. Imagine that a poor person seriously wrongs you. The poor are exempt from most civil suits. After all, it costs money to win a suit and if you win there is no money to collect and likely may never be money to collect. That means that a large section of law only applies to people who have something to lose. In a way it is the opposite of criminal law. In criminal law the person who is poor will suffer a lot more than a person who can afford good lawyers. Income and wealth diversity have taken the idea of equal justice for all and dumped them in the trash can.

    1. Re:Limp Law by nasch · · Score: 1

      Finally someone willing to take a bold stance against the free ride that the poor have enjoyed for far too long.

    2. Re:Limp Law by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Finally someone willing to take a bold stance against the free ride that the poor have enjoyed for far too long.

      I suppose you were being sardonic with that. Why don't you get back to us after you've been injured in a car crash with a poor, uninsured driver.

    3. Re:Limp Law by nasch · · Score: 1

      Hey if you want to rail against uninsured drivers, go right ahead. It's totally unfair to others to drive a car around without the means to make someone else whole if you cause an accident. However, I would argue that is a very different complaint than "those poors sure have it easy because they have no money for the rest of us to take away from them with lawsuits".

  28. If only it were true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like not a lot of thinking went into this article, because real world called and said "bullshit"

  29. Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketing? by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Only assholes get patents. They can be a huge PR mistake, and they’re a fool’s errand: even if you get one ($20,000+ later), you can’t afford to use it against any adversary big enough to matter.

    ... A great design or feature can give you a competitive advantage for a little while, but it’s always temporary. Compete on marketing, quality, and what you can do next, not the assumption that nobody can copy what you made.

    A mere $20k marketing budget is not going to buy you much of a competitive advantage, and certainly not against "any adversary big enough to matter". Their $200k marketing budget (if not $2M or more) is going to crush you. The only defense you have against them is patents.

    "But if you try to sue them, they'll bury you in legal fees!"

    Yes and no... First, those big cases are the ones firms will take on contingency - look at Microsoft v. i4i and their $450M judgement. Law firms will happily defer fees for a bite at those. So even if they try to bury you, they're not really burying you, but your lawyers who are willing to take on that risk.
    Second, you don't have to be involved at all: if you have a giant adversary, then odds are you probably have two giant adversaries. So if one steals your idea, then approach the other with an offer to assign the patent to them (with a royalty-free grantback license to you). They'll go after your competitor for you, you get a chunk of capital (and possibly royalties) that you wouldn't have had otherwise, and you can still practice your invention. At worst, you end up competing with one giant adversary rather than two or more.

    Mr. Arment should probably stick to developing apps, rather than offering legal advice.

  30. Who copied WHOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fixed that for ya.

  31. Turn it on its head by deadcrow · · Score: 1

    Since you can't fight it, use the copy's as a badge of honor. In your app, in help or the about, or splash page, proudly display a list of the other apps that have copied your features. than add something like "Why go with the clones, go with the original.."

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    1. Re:Turn it on its head by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      According to this, nobody cares, you're only giving them free advertising. You're basically saying, "Hey, I was already here but lots of people went out of their way to choose these other apps that are similar!" You're using attention directed at your app, to call attention to other apps.

      If you want to say you're the original, that might be fine, but it isn't some sort of powerful magic that makes it OK to talk about the competitors. The only time you should talk about a competitor is when you're the clone, and the thing you're copying is a household name. Then it can help to say, "we're just as good as BigNameExpensiveBrand!" But you never here BigNameExpensiveBrand saying, "We're just as good as Acme." Instead they'll insist that, "BigNameExpensiveBrand is much better than the rest, people virtuous enough to want the best choose BigNameExpensiveBrand!" They don't actually name what the choices are.

    2. Re:Turn it on its head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/here/hear/

  32. Do you like the modern computer industry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think carefully. Everything we have- everything- we have because the fundamental ideas could NOT be legally protected. Bill Gates with MS BASIC- that made the early home computers possible. Engineers leaving the inventor of the microprocessor, Intel (4004), to set up their own CPU designing companies. Hardware is software, in a 'frozen' form so the same principles apply both sides.

    Try a different reality. IBM in the States, ICL in the UK etc owning all computer linked IP at an abstract level, and Disney re:Mickey Mouse style using their political clout to get ever more oppresive laws to stifle the competition.

    In this reality it would resemble the movie 'Brazil' today. But the mainstream media fake news outlets would tell you that these laws had benefited the industry and national profits- and you could not prove otherwise having been denied the opportunity to witness where the industry could have gone wthout these controls.

    Now we have a new wave of dribblers- indy 'app' and game designers who 'stand on the shoulders of giants', get lucky, then want to pull up the drawbridge. PUBG, ripping off everything, moaning that Fortnite Battle Royale ripped them off.

    To the ordinary punter, trained by the fake news of the mainstream media, these compalints seem 'reasonable', and the masses would actually vote for news laws 'protecting' the designs. This is the very reason 'democracy' must never be the 'wisdom' of the masses. Those that control the fake news (BBC, CNN et al) control that 'wisdom', and then attempt to reap what they have sown- in the name of fake democracy.

    PS the Internet, in all its glory, could never have happened outside the USA (and I speak as a non-american). While its key inventors were not yanks, the freedom that allowed the internet to blossom and evolve was entirely protected by the American legal framework and vision of intellectual freedom. Embryo 'internets' had withered on the vine in the UK and France (prestel and minitel) because of authoritarian interfence by agents working for the state.

    So, with all your heart and soul, despise the 'app' and game author who complains others can make apps and games in a silmilar vein legally. Their myopic selfish thinking, which never considers the true conceptual origins of 'their' work, would destroy everything if the basis of new IP laws.

  33. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says the man who owns multiple apple products.
    Oh wait this isn't how you actually feel it's just an attempt to harvest karma.

  34. Not all ideas are in the same boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of ideas that are pretty worthless. Anyone with common sense should be able to come up with them. Trying to protect them with patents or other means are only tools for trolls. Yet, there are other ideas that are extremely valuable. They are worked out through trial and error, sometimes over many years. They are refined and improved until they add significant value to lots of people. After they gain success in the marketplace, only fools then say "That idea is obvious" (completely ignoring that nobody else seemed to come up with it). Unless there are methods to protect such ideas from copycats with or without deep pockets; nobody is going to go through the effort. Edison tried something like a 1000 different types of light bulbs until he found the one that worked well. Would he have done that if everyone could just immediately copy it without needing to do any of the R&D? His patents gave him 20 years of protection and profits from the fruit of his labors. Software developers with great ideas deserve no less.

  35. Live for the moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you don't have marketing clout. Your app might be the next Angry Birds, but probably not. Be nimble and be prepared to always live next to the edge.

  36. Re:Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketin by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    They'll go after your competitor for you

    I was agreeing with you up to this point. They probably have a ceasefire with their competitor over patents and just use jointly use them to keep out the riffraff.

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  37. Quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick someone tell APK.

  38. Celebrating mediocrity by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    If you don't protect the success of businesses you end up like Europe where there are no new companies ever, no new jobs, no new movies, no scientific breakthroughs, no new medical treatments or drugs, and everybody takes periodic steps to impoverishment.

    Why are we listening to this guy?

    His "breakthrough" in understanding isn't something people would want to steal.

  39. Riiiiight by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2

    > even if you get one ($20,000+ later), you can't afford to use it against any adversary big enough to matter

    Right, so that's why there's a bunch of nobodies successfully suing fortune 500 companies in Texas.

    Because the term "patent troll" doesn't exist.

    1. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is a recent story about fighting trolls in east texas and the industry it represents in that part of the world: http://news.communitech.ca/trolled-how-sandvine-wound-up-on-the-rocket-docket/

  40. Re:Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketin by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

    They'll go after your competitor for you

    I was agreeing with you up to this point. They probably have a ceasefire with their competitor over patents and just use jointly use them to keep out the riffraff.

    Like Apple and Samsung? ;)

  41. Dominance by sjbe · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, in your example, Coca Cola is big enough to crush any copier to dust by simply having their lawyers march in the immediate vicinity of the offender.

    Tell that to Pepsi. Coca-Cola didn't get magically huge by having flesh eating lawyers. They got huge because they did a really good job making their product available, consistent, and relevant to their customers. It's not hard to copy the taste of Coke or any of their other drinks and there are countless other brands of cola available some of which arguably taste better. Coke succeeded because they executed the best. Also they aren't as big or as dominant as you seem to believe.

    As a matter of fact, there are zounds of similar beverages out there, all over the world, but CC is so entrenched that all copiers combined have maybe 1% marked share compared to CC.

    You might want to actually look up some facts before sounding stupid publicly. Coke has about 42% market share in soft drinks. Pepsi has about 30%. ARC Refreshments (the maker of RC Cola) has about 15% of the soft drink market. And the other players split the remaining 8%.

    1. Re:Dominance by war4peace · · Score: 2

      I admit I should have brought up more detail, or better defined what I was thinking.
      I defined "copiers" as the small companies which create cheap, similarly-tasting drinks with generic names containing "Cola" in them. I was also focusing on Coke and its derivatives, rather than take into consideration market share of someone like ARC who produce other beverages as well.
      In 2015, worldwide, CC had 48.6% market share, with Pepsi around 20.5% and everyone else at 30.9%, but that's for all drinks.

      Anyway, since it's difficult to ascertain what's what, I accept your numbers and move on.

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  42. Re:Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketin by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    In the United States contingency is almost exclusively for personal injury cases. It is not something you can just plan for and assume you'll have access to. That is idiotic.

  43. Functions... ??? by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    How general of a function must it be, there are some real great solutions that people use and they are all pretty much the same. What are the limitations on these. You know DRY... I cant imagine people typing these functions out over and over again.... carpal tunnel :(.

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  44. Line between idea and expression by tepples · · Score: 1

    But the line between "idea" and "expression" might not like exactly where you think it does. For example, moving and turning falling pieces to fill horizontal lines of a rectangular matrix is not protectable, but doing so where the pieces are made of four aligned squares is. Tetris v. Xio .

  45. Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite earning 50% the average salary for his area he has purchased at least 4 apple products and in the case of his macbook pro he would have bought a new one in under 2 years had it not been so painfully identical to the one he already owned. He's more recently made statements that the same machine he would have replaced so fast in 2008 is just fine for all his needs in 2018.

    iPhone 6s
    "I'm planning to buy my leased iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50." -- August 29, 2017

    iPad2
    https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11050405&cid=55104759
    "The next morning I took pictures with my iPad 2, showed them to the leasing agent at the office" --April 25, 2014

    Mac Mini PPC
    "What I need the most was a mobile replacement for my aging Mac mini" --January 29, 2010

    MacBook Pro
    "Now if they'd get around to beefing up the MacBook Pro, I'd sell my current one and buy the new version ASAP. Love my MBP." --January 15, 2008

    Creimer is a total apple fanboy but he thinks shitting on apple products might be a good way to get his karma up to 1.. and then normal functioning human beings will see links to his blog and youtube channel.
    ??????
    Profit!!

    1. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention his "friends" who make minimum wage in Silicon Valley and own more Apple products than him.

    2. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2005 Mac Mini (PowerPC) - 2005 to 2010 (gave to friend)
      2006 Black MacBook (Intel) - 2006 to present (running Mint Linux)
      2007 iPod Touch 1st Gen - 2006 to 2014 (battery died)
      iPod Shuffle - two generations that went through the washer
      2012 iPad 2 - 2013 to present (alarm clock only)
      2013 iPhone 5C - 2013 to 2015 (traded in at EOL)
      2015 iPhone 6S - 2015 to present (off lease)
      2017 iPad 5 - 2017 to present (off lease)

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    3. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: consumers.

    4. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very interesting !!!
      Some of those were pretty old, good work saving them from the landfill . Were you able to keep modern software and operating systems running on all of them ?

      Which version of linux mint did you opt for? LTS? Is IOS still up to date on that ipad 2 ?

    5. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened to your 2010 white macbook unibody?

    6. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never owned a white MacBook.

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    7. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux Mint XCFE for the MacBook and iOS 9 for the iPad2.

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    8. Re:Creimer owns at least 4 apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol awesome! What do you recommend for a home firewall. What products do you use to run your home network?!?!

  46. oh noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did I put my lego bricks together like you did? Did I also make a space-ship out of my bricks? Awww cry me a river

  47. Re:Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketin by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    Well, if your patent is worth in the 100's of millions, sure. But I believe they do have a ceasefire over their giant arrays of stupid patents.

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  48. I care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll never play a game released by the thieves known as King, as they stole someone else's game. I even refused to buy a book because it mentioned them in it on one page, and didn't mention their stealing and sueing of the original programmer.

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/13/...

    So, I care who did things first and who copied who.

  49. Re:Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketin by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the United States contingency is almost exclusively for personal injury cases. It is not something you can just plan for and assume you'll have access to. That is idiotic.

    Well, as a patent attorney at a large law firm, I can tell you you're absolutely incorrect. Frankly, I have no idea where you got this idea. Not only do most firms have contingent fee arrangements, there are also investors who will invest specifically for the purpose of funding a lawsuit.

    Where did you get this misconception, and why are you so adamant that the alternative possibility is "idiotic"?

  50. Re:Patents are too expensive, so spend on marketin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and his broad sweeping claims of "nobody" jumbled with intimidating coarse language adds up to: uninformed

  51. Apps, Meet Fashion World by cmholm · · Score: 1

    At the smaller/individual development shop level, the idea that blowing off reacting to all but the most literal of copies of your work makes sense, and it's been a part of the lives of fashion designers since the beginning of time.

    This is likely the primary driver for why fashion and fabrics change so fast, because fashion can't be copyrighted, and a successful design will attract knockoffs before a year is out.

    My suspicion, based on the hassles s/w shops large and small have dealing with patent search and lawsuits, is that for the industry and its customers, fashion has it right . It sucks to have popular ideas ripped off, but it sucks even more for just about everyone to be prevented from exploiting ideas at all because of well heeled rent collectors.

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  52. No, Groucho said it first by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Hey! Don't go trying to glam onto the glory of other people's credit snatching! :)

  53. Who is the asshole, Marco Arment? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    A web / iphone developer shooting his virtual mouth off online about complex legal matters is claiming that people who don't follow his incorrect advice about I.P. protection are "assholes"?

    Maybe the asshole is in your bathroom mirror, Marco.

    In the meantime, patents are useful in the real world, the extremely small percentage of abuse articles we see on slashdot doesn't change that.

  54. Re:Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well we know he doesn't eat apples, despite the fact he looks like a candy apple on sticks!

  55. Marco, the guy who gave us tumblr, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WP for lardasses.

  56. Software Patents are EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately the majority of people don't understand technology well enough to understand why software patents are EVIL (think Hitler, though not quite as bad).

    We should get rid of them already, it's far past time. It may have sounded like a good idea at first, but practice has shown software patents are an unworkable mess.

    The second to main problem is that the rules of evidence and the type of evidence that can be used to prove prior art in software patent cases don't get along very well.

    The main problem is that judges and juries are not software experts and can easily be fooled into thinking an invention is non-obvious. It's hard to convince a non-tech person that something is obvious when they don't understand anything in.

    As it stands, we don't have a "jury of experts" and the software patent system is unworkable.

    Software is unique in that it requires massive amounts of background knowledge to understand fully, but each piece of software is actually quite simple if you have the background knowledge.

    Software is also much easier to write than to read. A fact is that however complicated something looks on paper, it was about 5 times simpler to write it than jt is for you to read it. Ideas flow more easily from human language to machine langauge, but the reverse is harder for most programmers.

    Take an example. I want to write the character 'r' in Javascript in the most complex (and stupid) way I can think of:

    ([]+[!![]])[+!![]]

    Reading that is a pain in the ass, but I know exactly how I made it. I coerced an array into a boolean true and that into a string value and then took the 'r' from the second position of the string "true" by coercing a boolean into an integer (1) and using it as the index to the string.

    Inventive? Not really. Simple to write working backwards from the result I wanted. Not so easy to read. Hence it would be relatively easy to convince someone it was 'not obvious' if they weren't familiar with the technique.

  57. Reminds me of SEA vs PKARC by Oloryn · · Score: 1

    The comments on how the public perceives what you do reminds me of the SEA vs PKARC lawsuit back in the day. They ended up settling, and the settlement meant that SEA essential won, legally,but the online chatter about the suit, and people's perceptions about what SEA was attempting to do (IIRC, SEA's attempt to claim proprietary ownership of ARC file formats and (particularly galling) the .ARC extension did not go over well) meant that SEA went from having a defacto monopoly to being an also-ran fairly quickly. The settlement required that PKware come up with their own formats, and they did. As soon as PKZip was considered stable, pretty much the whole online community switched from ARC to Zip formats overnight.

    PKware, in light of the community's reaction, didn't make proprietary claims about their format, which eventually made it possible for zip format to be public, and available in free (as in speech) versions.