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Apple Files Patent For a Crumb-Resistant MacBook Keyboard (digitaltrends.com)

Posted by BeauHD on from the clean-as-a-whistle dept.

According to a patent application made public on Thursday, March 8, Apple could be developing a new MacBook keyboard designed to prevent crumbs and dust from getting those super-shallow MacBook keys stuck. "Liquid ingress around the keys into the keyboard can damage electronics. Residues from such liquids may corrode or block electrical contacts, getting in the way of key movement and so on," the patent application reads. Digital Trends reports: The application goes on to describe how those problems might be remedied: With the careful application of gaskets, brushes, wipers, or flaps that block gaps beneath keycaps. One solution would include a membrane beneath each key, effectively insulating the interior of the keyboard from the exterior, while another describes using each keypress as a "bellows" to force contaminants out of the keyboard. "A keyboard assembly [could include] a substrate, a key cap, and a guard structure extending from the key cap that funnels contaminants away from the movement mechanism," the patent application reads.

91 comments

  1. design flaw by fluffernutter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was a design flaw to create a keyboard that couldn't be cleaned in the first place. More of Apple putting form over function. Besides.. there are laptops with waterproof keyboards already, how is a dust free keyboard even eligible for a new patent?

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    1. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're just not typing correctly."

    2. Re:design flaw by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides.. there are laptops with waterproof keyboards already, how is a dust free keyboard even eligible for a new patent?

      Most of these keyboards advertise that they are "spill resistant."

      This one from Apple is "crumb resistant."

      Also, while the others protect against spills, Apple's protects against "liquid ingress."

      Most keyboards only go up to 10. Apple's goes up to 11.

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    3. Re:design flaw by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was a design flaw to create a keyboard that couldn't be cleaned in the first place. More of Apple putting form over function. Besides.. there are laptops with waterproof keyboards already, how is a dust free keyboard even eligible for a new patent?

      It was a design flaw for God to create you.

      Honestly, my work Samsung laptop has keys that are completely un-cleanable. It is also non-water-resistant, causing me to now have to carry-around an external keyboard, because the built-in keyboard now has a few non-functional keys, due to a spilled splash of coffee. And the laptop has to be disassembled down to the very last screw to replace the keyboard.

      Yes, I know Mac laptops are the same in the replacement needing almost complete disassembly. One of the few things I don't like about Apple's "unibody" laptop design.

    4. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn how to drink coffee.

    5. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It was a design flaw to create a keyboard that couldn't be cleaned in the first place. More of Apple putting form over function.

      Actually the keyboards on MacBooks are easier to clean than the more traditional style because of the wide gaps between the keys and the tiny gaps between the keys and the chassis. Some people find them awkward to type on, but that's by the by. Why don't you put aside your knee-jerk reaction to anything Apple and take a good look at any other laptop, then think about how you can get dirt out from underneath the key caps.

      In my experience the only keyboards that are really easy to clean are the ones usually seen attached to desktops; you can either open them up, remove the circuit board and put it in a dishwasher, or pop off all the keys and get access that way.

    6. Re:design flaw by movdqa · · Score: 2

      I have a 2014 and the keyboard is fine. My next upgrade would be a 2015. No interest in a touch bar or a laptop without enough ports.

    7. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple flavored coffee...

    8. Re:design flaw by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      ThinkPad keyboards have been liquid proof since the 90s. They have channels for the liquid to drain through. Tough book/Dynabook keyboards too.

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    9. Re:design flaw by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple started the island key bullshit. Flat tops so your fingers can't sense when they are well centred without feeling for the edges. Difficult to clean, very little travel or tactile feel... And more work to replace if it breaks.

      Lenovo had better, liquid proof keyboards in the 90s. They still do.

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    10. Re:design flaw by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      Most keyboards only go up to 10.

      God damn it, why the fuck didn't someone tell me this earlier? Apparently I've spent my entire life using substandard keyboards that only go up to 9.

    11. Re:design flaw by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw "Liquid ingress around the keys into the keyboard can damage electronics" and thought, gee, I'm glad I bought a thinkpad because liquid that lands on the keyboard doesn't ingress to a part of the electronics that would be damaged! LOL

      I guess it is only because I'm willing to carry around a business laptop that looks like a business laptop that they had enough room in the case for the drain ports.

    12. Re:design flaw by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Yeah! I feel with you! And worst of it, after the 9 comes a 0!! What is it doing there?
      All sane programmers have their arrays start with 0, so the 0 should be to the left! Such a no brainer!
      Sigh, we are surrounded by retards.

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    13. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... due to a spilled splash of coffee.

      It's why there are coffee cups with lids. I obey the rules of nothing edible near my laptop and no liquids near my MX keyboard.

      I had a co-worker who not only ate food at his computer (he didn't have a lunch 'break'), he ate off his keyboard. I mean no plate, no paper wrapping, literal bread on the keys. When I was given his computer, I spent the first 20 minutes knocking the crumbs out of it.

    14. Re:design flaw by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I don't know what Lenovo had in the 90s, I only bought IBM laptops back then. ;)

      But I was scared when I heard the new Thinkpads have chiclet keys... but they're not flat, and they feel mostly the same. The sides are different, on the part you don't touch. Better than most desktop keyboards. Long throw, with crisp motion. They don't have as much tactile response on the bottom of the throw, but the keypress already happened by then; they have clean tactile response on the initial press. Also, they're way easier to clean, and replacement is exactly the same; the hard parts of replacement have nothing to do with the keys.

      The feel is higher quality than a dome switch, and very similar to a mid grade mechanical switch. Which makes sense; they're a scissor switch that is like a combination of a mechanical switch and a dome switch.

    15. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one from Apple is "crumb resistant."...

      After years of advertisement and promotional campaigns, after seeing little girl using iPad Pro wondering what computer was, it finally dawned on me that none of the Apple products are computers. I am typing this up quickly on my way to patent office to patent crumb resistant keyboard on a computer as well as rounded corners for said crumb resistant computer keyboard. Rounded corners on water resistant and normal computer keyboards is so last millenium.

    16. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonsense. a spill is just a crumb of soda.

    17. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh God the apple defence force is here. apple is shit and people are wizening up to it, Deal with it.

    18. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The recent ones are designed to be poor quality. Helps sell the next models. apples older higher quality hardware is slowed down by software. Its the logo that still sells them.

    19. Re:design flaw by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It was a design flaw to create a keyboard that couldn't be cleaned in the first place.

      Yes it is, and every PC and gadget maker copies this design flaw into their own products.

    20. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took me some time to get used to MacBook's "chiclet keys" (remember when that's what we called them). But, when I got my first mechanical keyboard, I did a test using zty.pe, and I am unequivocally faster using my MacBook keyboard than my mechanical keyboard. I was able to get to higher levels in that game consistently on the chiclet keyboard than a mechanical keyboard. As much as the mechanical keyboard feels satisfying, the reduced finger travel (in all 3 axes) created a noticeable advantage that I wasn't consciously aware of. If you ask me, it's just more for me to be retroactively impressed with Steve Jobs. That guys was a fucking perfectionist, and I love him for it.

    21. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll save you some time: don't bother removing anything from the keyboard, just huck it in the dishwasher (top rack; that should be obvious). Worst case, you destroy a relatively cheap thing. Best case, your immune system and general cleanliness sensibilities aren't under attack from your grotesquely dirty keyboard. I used to do this every few months at my first engineering job (small company). People looked at me funny at first (especially the non-engineers), but after seeing it work again each time, they were believers.

    22. Re:design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple did not AT ALL start the 'island key bullshit', actually.

      The first chiclet-style, scissor-key keyboard was on the pretty-well-received and very-written-about Sony Vaio X505, which was also super-super thin and is clearly the inspiration for that design trend from Apple; the scissor keys didn't turn up on the MacBook for another couple of years.

      No argument that the new keyboard design in the 2016s and 2017s is not very nice and is stupidly vulnerable.

    23. Re:design flaw by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Your 2014 probably doesn't have the new "butterfly" keyboard.

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    24. Re:design flaw by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      My old Apple full-size aluminium keyboard goes up to F19.

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    25. Re:design flaw by movdqa · · Score: 1

      No, I don't. And I don't want it. I've seen and played with the Butterfly Keyboard and don't like it. My favorite Apple Laptop keyboard is from the 2008 17 inch MBP. Decent key travel, nicely tapered, very small gaps between keys.

    26. Re:design flaw by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      Apple started the island key bullshit. Flat tops so your fingers can't sense when they are well centred without feeling for the edges. Difficult to clean, very little travel or tactile feel... And more work to replace if it breaks.

      Lenovo had better, liquid proof keyboards in the 90s. They still do.

      Difficult to clean? I've never had any problems with that, if a vacuum cleaner doesn't do the job get a compressed air bottle, hold the lattop so that the keyboard is vertical and blast the dirt out of the keyboard. So far even the 12" MacBook keyboard hasn't given me any problems and the one time I had to have a keyboard replaced it was done under warranty without any complaint. As for 'travel' and 'tactile feels' Im don't spend my days pining for the legendary IBM Model F so I don't really care.

    27. Re:design flaw by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Tried it.. The space around the keys is so infinitesimally small not enough air gets in at the right angle to do anything.

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    28. Re:design flaw by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Learn how to drink coffee.

      I know how to drink coffee. I was just falling-asleep-at-the-keyboard, and the cup started to tip, and...

  2. Design a nazi-killing macbook keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much more useful than catering to slobs who eat over their keyboards.

    1. Re:Design a nazi-killing macbook keyboard by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      ..or have a lot of pets, or are doing construction, or the many other things that cause dust in houses.

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    2. Re:Design a nazi-killing macbook keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already make these little silicon-rubber key overlays (for Dvorak among other things) that fit most Mac laptops... not sure about the 'newest' models but yeah.

    3. Re:Design a nazi-killing macbook keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your title alluding to the fact that apple seems to be run by ignorant, arrogant, spoilt cali kids who know nothing and have a poor attitude to solid software and hardware engineering principles compared to the giants who came before them and all seem to have retired in the last 4-5 years?

  3. Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, or, or...

    Just go back to the old keyboard design that worked well. Iamrite?

  4. new mbp keyboards are the worst by spoot · · Score: 1

    The keyboards on the newer macbook pros suck. I could explain whym, but to do so I would have to continue typing on this piece of crap.

    1. Re:new mbp keyboards are the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new Apple keyboards will be Crumb-Resistant .
      The old Apple keyboards are just Crumby.

  5. What about by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    one without rb?

  6. Prior art by Jeremi · · Score: 2

    This problem was 100% solved back in the 80's. C'mon Apple, do the courageous thing and follow suit!

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    1. Re:Prior art by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This isn't really the issue. It's the patent office.

      WTF is patentable about some vague concoction full of 'brushes, gaskets, wipers or flaps'? I thought patents were supposed to be about *specific* arrangements of various things to perform a function.

      That's the hard part, not 'hey, we could make a keyboard crumb proof' - which is what this appears to be about.

      Prior art, indeed.

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    2. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think this patent is so vague it undoubtedly overlaps with some prior art. Seems like that might the reason to be specific in an original patent.

    3. Re:Prior art by Daetrin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some more recent prior art, the OLPC project:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      And i'm sure those are far from the only examples.

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    4. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All good points. But: Patent Office examiners do not consider Slashdot posts or Wikepedia entries or really anything like that to be references to prior art. Prior Art must be a previous patent. Since Apple may be the first to patent a keyboard that's resistant to dust, liquid intrusion, and similar attacks, they get it and everybody that's been building one for the last 50 years loses.

    5. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That worked out well for rounded corner.

    6. Re:Prior art by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I hope so, because both those "solutions" are synonymous with "this keyboard needed to be replaced after 1 year because the buttons wore off and cracks formed.

    7. Re:Prior art by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      prior art is anything previously published.

    8. Re:Prior art by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      This problem was 100% solved back in the 80's. C'mon Apple, do the courageous thing and follow suit!

      Did you ever actually try to use a ZX81? ... You see, I didn't just try a ZX81 out at the computer museum once, I actually owned a ZX81 and those keyboards were awful, just plain bloody awful.

    9. Re:Prior art by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Did you ever actually try to use a ZX81? ... You see, I didn't just try a ZX81 out at the computer museum once, I actually owned a ZX81 and those keyboards were awful, just plain bloody awful.

      I sure did -- I spent most of third grade with painful bruises on all of my fingertips. It was totally worth it, though ;)

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    10. Re:Prior art by sad_ · · Score: 1

      read it and thought the same thing.
      and on top of that, 'modern' keyboards are already bad enough, and i though it couldn't get much worse, but hey, it looks like apple might pull it of.

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  7. Intentionally consumer-hostile design by sremick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A better move would be to simply make the keyboard repairable/replaceable like other laptop manufacturers do. Instead, it's made part of the main chassis along with a glued-in battery which amounts to $260+ in parts alone, let alone an insane amount of labor, just to replace one of the 2 most-damaged parts of the laptop (the other being the screen, which they make cost 5X what it should in order to extort money from users that way too).

    No matter how crumb-resistant or liquid-resistant you try to make the keyboard, it's still going to need to get replaced often.

    1. Re:Intentionally consumer-hostile design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an Amazon basics keyboard from 5 years ago that still works great. I eat and drink near it. It's not crumb resistant but it's more resistant to dirt than most keyboards I've used.

      I have no plans to replace it until keys start dying (which they haven't so far). It costs around $12 to replace.

    2. Re:Intentionally consumer-hostile design by cmseagle · · Score: 1

      Those design decisions you criticize allow them to make the laptop sleek and sexy. Outside of the Slashdot/techy crowd that's what sells laptops, not repairability.

  8. Câ(TM)mon Tim.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This shouldâ(TM)ve been in the first version of this keyboard!?!?

    Now Iâ(TM)m going to preface this with âoeNo I donâ(TM)t eat over my fucking laptop!â

    The space bar on my 15â 2016 MacBook Pro stopped working on the right hand side after eleven months which resulted in a new top case from Apple. They wouldnâ(TM)t tell me what happened because youâ(TM)re not allowed to know design flaws to stop it happening again. But Iâ(TM)m guessing a foreign object got in there & screwed the key up?

    Not that Iâ(TM)m complaining though as a new top case meant a new battery would be installed as itâ(TM)s glued to the inside of the top case.

    I bet all the hipsters are frothing about this wonderful new keyboard now!

    1. Re:Câ(TM)mon Tim.... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I don't eat over my laptop either, yet the keyboard for my 2017 Macbook pro sounds like I'm walking on a old theater floor with dried soda goop and squished gummy candies all over it. It's quite annoying. I'm assuming Applecare will cover it.

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    2. Re:Câ(TM)mon Tim.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I bet all the hipsters are frothing about this wonderful new keyboard now!
      We know you're an iphone user, don't pretend.

    3. Re: Câ(TM)mon Tim.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! That's what my space bar sounded like.

    4. Re: Câ(TM)mon Tim.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course I am you troglodyte! I wouldn't have posted here unless I was ready for fagdroid or winblows users to make an ass of u & me.

  9. weird. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I find it convenient to turn the computer off and wipe it down. No patent required.

    1. Re:weird. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "turn the computer off" of which you speak?

  10. How about bug resistant screens by labnet · · Score: 2

    My wifes imac had a bug crawl between the LCD and diffuser and promptly die. It was about 5 pixels big!
    Kudos to Apple for replacing it, but you think they could at least seal their screens to stop insects that are attracted to bright lights from crawling in there.

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    1. Re:How about bug resistant screens by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You can't fully seal a screen and still be able to use it after the seasons change, or after you take it to a different climate than it was in last.

      If you didn't need the screen to be able to breath to prevent moisture getting trapped, then you could just seal it so that can't happen. But you have to have air flow, which means a porous gasket. Even with a great gasket an insect can still chew through, or just push through in many cases; it might be strong when pulled or pushed, but still weak to direct lateral mechanical force. It is fairly easy and straightforwards to keep most of the insects out most of the time, but it would be nearly impossible to keep them all out all of the time.

      Probably only Apple users are surprised by any of that; usually they expect there to be a little robot inside that looks like Steve Jobs that will fight off any invading bugs using cloud mana. But no, you can't update that away.

    2. Re:How about bug resistant screens by pipingguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you sure it was a bug and not a feature?

    3. Re: How about bug resistant screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't fully seal it. You seal it against insects above a certain size. It's called good desIgn. Which is different from 'Industrial Design', whatever that currently means.

    4. Re:How about bug resistant screens by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "You can't fully seal a screen and still be able to use it after the seasons change"

      I can tell you've never worked in an LCD repair depot before.

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    5. Re:How about bug resistant screens by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I know how to industrial design a portable computer system with an LCD, so I wouldn't bother to worry about what specific training they might give people in repair depots.

      Repair people are not experts at how the devices they repair actually work. If they're expert at their job, then they're an expert at deciphering the excuses people make when they break something, and can figure out what really happened well enough to guess which subsystem to test first. They know what the replacement parts are, and how to install them. There is no reason at all to think that they know why the engineers designing a system chose part A instead of part B. What they know is only if the part number is supposed to fit on a particular model, and if it does in practice.

      You can work your whole life with protected screens without ever needing to know anything about the properties of the double-sided adhesive foam that you place between the front glass and the other parts of the assembly. You would never, in 30 years or 300 years, need to know about that, because the design engineer is the one who chooses the type of foam to use. You're only replacing it. You have no need to know what the words "fully sealed" would mean, or if that double-sided foam fully seals it. It doesn't, that's the whole point! But a repair person doesn't get that feedback. The engineer who seals the case completely and then loses his job, well guess what that product might not have even made it to production, or if it did, few units of that model were sold before the problem became apparent and there was a recall. The repair guy doesn't know about that. Even if he knows there is a recall and knows it is from condensation, that's all he knows, the words "design flaw."

      Even a hard disk isn't fully sealed. It wouldn't work long if it was. And a computer repair person in 1000 years on the job would never have been asked to repair a hard disk vent, so they may or may not have ever even bothered to learn what that part was.

  11. Keyboard condom by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I can't remember what the real name for it is, but it's basically a form fitting transparent sleeve that completely covers the keyboard and is easy to remove for cleaning and replace.

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    1. Re:Keyboard condom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't like using keyboard condoms, they don't feel the same and usually leak when reused.

    2. Re:Keyboard condom by Misagon · · Score: 1

      I think "keyboard sleeve" is the term that it is sold as.
      ... and there exist of course third-party keyboard sleeves for multiple types of Apple chiclet keyboards already.

      And yes, as a keyboard collector and enthusiast I have seen (and owned) several examples of prior art with the dust/water-protecting membrane between mechanical key switch and hard keycap surface.
      None of those were scissor switches though but that should not matter -- The scissors do not affect the protection scheme.
      I have not read the application with a fine-toothed comb but it looks to me like it is not original enough.

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  12. Patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How original... Next thing Apple will patent is a urine proof mouse, because Apple fanbois like to mark their territory.

  13. Apple has solved their own problem. by berchca · · Score: 2

    MacBook users may rejoice, knowing that maybe their next $1,000+ computer won't have the same problems their current $1,000+ computer does...

    Fashion before substance!

  14. Been there, done that by MichaelJ · · Score: 1

    Will it be like the Timex Sinclair 1000 keyboard, the Atari 400 keyboard, the PC Jr keyboard, or the original TI99-4 keyboard? They all kept out liquids and crumbs. Oh, and they sucked.

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    1. Re:Been there, done that by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      My first home computer was a Timex/Sinclair 1000.

      Perhaps you saw a new device in the store, so it would make sense you thought it would keep out liquids. But that style of metalicized plastic dome tend to crack. The key thing to understand isn't that plastic can keep water out, it is that it can also keep it in. The foil tends to pinhole, and just using the computer in a cold room can cause condensation on the inside of the keys. It isn't the keys you press that stick, but when you press a key, then the most cracked nearby key will join the fun and stick!

      If you think you understand how awful that keyboard is just because you touched it and found out why they called it a "dead flesh" keyboard, you still have no idea.

      This is Apple, it isn't going to be ugly and poorly designed, it is going to be beautiful and poorly designed. So at least PC Jr level.

  15. Apple's keyboards getting worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the new one's will be better, but last few years the once great Apple keyboards have become steadily worse with shallow travel and sort of cheap feel to them. All in the name of thin I'm sure.

  16. Silicone rubber key overlays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good idea. Probably not made of silicon.

  17. File a patent for ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    File a patent for a fucking brain.
    but wait, someone else has to do that cauz, we know Apple will fuck that up like everything else they touch..
    Speaking of which Hey Apple, how that Infrastructure initiative going? Any new X-Serves coming out any time soon?
    It's like hoping msmash's dildo would stay away from the various orifices attached to BeauHD..
    But yea, look and see how that turned out.

  18. Patent the obvious by OFnow · · Score: 1

    All the crumb (etc) things the introduction mentions seem obvious to anyone who has used a keyboard. If any of it gets a patent...it would be crazy.

  19. click-bait. Alert :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alert, Alert
    Apple caught sucking msmash's fake cock for fake coke..
    coke on it bitch.

  20. You speak with God? by JackAxe · · Score: 1

    The guy makes a level headed criticism and you personally attack him.

    Maybe you need less coffee? That would eliminate the chance of you being careless. Maybe something you've eaten is making you cranky? For me it's wheat. Regardless, lighten up Francis!

    And I'd rather have a computer I can take a part -- even if it takes every screw -- than one that's most likely glued/soldered together. It's why I stopped buying Macs.

  21. or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just make a keyboard that doesn't suck. They've done it before.

    1. Re:or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple found that to not be profit effective so they stopped.

  22. Is this new?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of sources, here is one , Industrial keyboards are rated IP65 or IP68 and can include a mouse button, joy-stick, mousepad, or numeric keypad. Hopefully apple is trying to do something other than patent state of the art industrial keyboards.

  23. Doubling down on anorexic hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or we could just stop making them so thin and flimsy and then this stops being an issue because the keys will have decent clearance again and we could remove the keycaps without a stupid fucking adhesive tipped tool instead of a plastic spudger that cost me $1.

    Fucking apple doubles down on the hardware anorexia yet again. Desperate. Pathetic. Fuck off with thinner and lighter, give me my battery gains and my i/o ports back too you shitty penny pinchers.

    Apple is mentally ill.

  24. Beat Apple to it... by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    Hey Apple, somebody already fixed that problem for you for only $8.99: https://www.amazon.ca/Mosiso-K... You can wash it up in your kitchen sink too :)

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  25. copy thinkpad keyboards by eagl · · Score: 1

    Lenovo (IBM) thinkpad keyboards have been water and crumb resistant for ages. Maybe Apple should just license the applicable patents and be done with it instead of re-inventing a perfectly good wheel.

  26. Plastic wrap and baggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use plastic wrap to protect my keyboard. I tear off a strip of Saran Wrap about 18 inches long, then wrap it around the top and sides of my keyboard.

    It takes a few minutes to get used to, and even after you get used to it, it still doesn't feel exactly like a keyboard. But it keeps my keyboard clean. When the plastic wrap gets worn out, I replace it with another strip.

    And a sandwich-sized zip-lock plastic baggie covers my wireless trackpad. The baggie is a little too long from the open end to the opposite end, so I have to wrap the open end under the trackpad. But the trackpad is clean, and it works fine.

  27. Yes pls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need this for keyboard and mouse... but just not from "blergh" "apple" "blergh". haha.

    Need this from logitech or so... no more planned obsolence cause of dust crap... it doesn't work anyway... people will clean it... so might as well prevent dirty from getting into it in the first place.

  28. Glass keyboard by kdekorte · · Score: 1

    Eventually Apple will probably just have a glass keyboard (like on the iPad). Solves the problem of localized keys (cost savings) and crumbs. But it will be hell to type on all day and will offer no feedback. Maybe they can combine it with their haptic touchpad to solve that problem. I think that is why they are experimenting with the touch bar to see if people will accept a fully glass keyboard. So far people are not to happy about the touch bar, so maybe there is some hope.

  29. Late to the game. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Sinclair ZX81 had a crumb-resistant keyboard. In 1981.

  30. Crumb resistant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how exactly will it resist Tim Cook and his stooges from using it?

  31. It's not prior art if it's completely different by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    As none of the proposed claims in Apple's patent application refer to single-piece membranes overlain across the entire keyboard, examples of single-piece membranes are not prior art which would invalidate those claims.

    Did anyone bother to read what Apple is claiming in the patent application?

  32. Cooling by Amanitin · · Score: 1

    Aren't the holes under the keys the inlet for the cooling air? I thought that's how they eliminated the grilles on the side and the bottom of the case. If so, how are they going to make the keyboard crumbtight?