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Class Action Suit Filed Against Apple Over the Keyboards in MacBook Pro and MacBook Laptops (theoutline.com)

On Friday, Apple was hit with a class action lawsuit over the butterfly-switch keyboards, found on the current generation MacBook Pro and MacBook lineups, that have plagued its customers since they were released in 2015. The suit, filed in the Northern District Court of California, alleges that Apple "promoted and sold laptops it knew were defective in that they contain a keyboard that is substantially certain to fail prematurely," The Outline reports, and that selling these computers not only directly to its customers but also to third party retailers constitutes a violation of good faith. From the report: The Outline was the first outlet to substantially cover the magnitude of the issue, writing that Apple Geniuses responsible for diagnosing and repairing these Apple computers would benevolently attribute dead keys and double-spacing spacebars to a "piece of dust" stuck under the keyboard. Under Apple's warranty, Geniuses might offer to replace the entire top case of the computer, a process that takes about a week. Out of warranty, it costs about $700 to replace this part on a MacBook Pro. Apple has declined repeatedly to comment on the issue, but directs sufferers to a support page that instructs users how to tilt the computer at an angle, blow canned air under the malfunctioning keys, light candles arranged in the shape of a pentagram, and recite an incantation to Gaia in hopes of fixing their machines. Earlier this month, users kickstarted a petition on Change.org that calls on Apple to recall MacBook Pro units released since late 2016 over the defective keyboard. The petition has garnered about 20,000 signatures. Widely respected iOS developer and Apple commentator Marco Arment tweeted on the news, "We can't know for sure that Apple knew the 2016 keyboards were defective and sold them anyway. But it's hard to see how they couldn't have known. They were released 18 months earlier in the 12" MacBook, and those had the same problems with high failure rates from the start."

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  1. Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by JoeyRox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In most companies, if the first tier of tech support is unable to resolve your issue it gets escalated to a 2nd tier of support personnel. At Apple it gets escalated to black hole, requiring customers to file class actions to get resolution.

    1. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      False. Used Apple tech support, they helped me fix issues in the past. Don't lie.

    2. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False. Used Apple tech support, they helped me fix issues in the past. Don't lie.

      Oh, well then, they helped you find the power button so there must not be any problem because a sample size of one smug Apple user proves it. Right.

    3. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope! A few days after I got my first iPhone, I got drunk and I had to call Apple tech support from a public pay phone so they would remind me how to unlock my iPhone. They were very helpful.

    4. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did Apple tech support help you with your reading comprehension problem too?

    5. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 1

      You must be exceptionally useless if it had to be escalated past 1st tier support. Like the post you replied to was talking about...

    6. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's because Apple doesn't know how to test stuff. They do this over and over again, more so than any other 1st tier company.

      This kind of flaw would have been discovered during routine testing of the keyboard at Lenovo out Dell. They would have aged it, blasted it with dust, tested it in 100% humidity and -10C, dropped all kinds of stuff on it...

      I can only think that Apple is so desperate to keep stuff secret that they have to forgo this. They must have product engineers telling them they need to do it.

      And now they have who knows how many defective keyboards, rivetted to the upper part of the case and battery so replacement is insanely expensive and labour intensive.

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    7. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by JoeyRox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't disagree with you, but even if Apple's failing was in design and/or testing they could resolve it by not shirking their responsibility to stand behind their products, which they almost never do unless forced to via class-action suits.

    8. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by ls671 · · Score: 1

      woosh, I don't think it's the same AC...

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    9. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      The problem is, you go to Apple support and they will just give you the same keyboard that will have the same issue. So you're only extending the problem until just after you don't have a warranty any more, even if you bought the maximum amount of Applecare.

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    10. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by greenwow · · Score: 2

      As if second level at other companies like Dell are that much better than first level. Currently dealing with an entire order of Precision 5520 laptops that won't boot that we received over two months ago, and Dell's support is just useless. I've already personally spent over eighty hours on the phone or on chat with them, and the laptops don't work. Between our IT director yelling at our account exec and our CFO demanding a refund, they've probably spent that much more time between them.

    11. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Nope! A few days after I got my first iPhone, I got drunk and I had to call Apple tech support from a public pay phone so they would remind me how to unlock my iPhone.

      That was last century. Things have changed.

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    12. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by antdude · · Score: 1

      It's not just Apple. All companies are not caring about QA. :(

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    13. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. No Apple user would know what a pay phone is, let alone stoop to touching one.

    14. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. No Apple user would know what a pay phone is, let alone stoop to touching one.

      Ironic given that one of the first devices that Steve Jobs produced and sold was a blue box.

    15. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      In most companies, if the first tier of tech support is unable to resolve your issue it gets escalated to a 2nd tier of support personnel. At Apple it gets escalated to black hole, requiring customers to file class actions to get resolution.

      Riiiiiiight.

      Prove it.

      So that's why, when a man reported that iTunes "ate" his song-Library, they ultimately sent not only a special version of iTunes with some additional logging features, but then actually flew TWO engineers from the iTunes DEVELOPMENT TEAM across the country to his HOUSE to see if there was something particular about his computer, network, music files, etc. that was causing the issue.

      The debugging session proved unsuccessful as Apple couldn't reproduce the reported issue; but apparently later found a bug in iTunes that might have been at fault.

      http://www.slate.com/blogs/bus...

      Yep. Straight into a Black Hole.

    16. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The problem is, you go to Apple support and they will just give you the same keyboard that will have the same issue. So you're only extending the problem until just after you don't have a warranty any more, even if you bought the maximum amount of Applecare.

      So do you expect them to give you a custom-designed keyboard, JUST for you?

      Idiot.

    17. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      It's because Apple doesn't know how to test stuff. They do this over and over again, more so than any other 1st tier company.

      This kind of flaw would have been discovered during routine testing of the keyboard at Lenovo out Dell. They would have aged it, blasted it with dust, tested it in 100% humidity and -10C, dropped all kinds of stuff on it...

      I can only think that Apple is so desperate to keep stuff secret that they have to forgo this. They must have product engineers telling them they need to do it.

      And now they have who knows how many defective keyboards, rivetted to the upper part of the case and battery so replacement is insanely expensive and labour intensive.

      No. Apple "Doesn't know how to test stuff." No expertise in simulated real-world testing. Of course not.

      Retard. Apple has its own destructive-testing facility:

      https://www.theverge.com/2014/...

      The original report I saw also mentioned that they were stress-testing Macbook Pros, etc. in that facility.

    18. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      I don't disagree with you, but even if Apple's failing was in design and/or testing they could resolve it by not shirking their responsibility to stand behind their products, which they almost never do unless forced to via class-action suits.

      Prove it.

    19. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      That article shows them testing the iPhone 6 for bending, yet they still had bendgate... They don't know what they are doing.

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    20. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, yes. This person and all the persons with defective keyboards, as they are..defective. Defective. Can you detect the key word here, detective? It is..defective.

    21. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect they would start fixing the defective keyboard and provide you with that.
      FUCKING MORON

    22. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are such a fucking moron.
      apple figures it cheaper to send two incompetent "engineers" to try and find a massive bug in apples crappy software that could get them sued for destroying someone property.
      Then the so called "engineers" cant even find the issue so are effectively totally useless.
      But then maybe someone found the bug the might have been a problem but you lost interest in the story as soon at it started looking bad for apple.

      Maybe you should stop trying to help apple; they are doing just fine at ruining their reputation without you.

    23. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's because Apple doesn't know how to test stuff. They do this over and over again, more so than any other 1st tier company.

      This kind of flaw would have been discovered during routine testing of the keyboard at Lenovo out Dell. They would have aged it, blasted it with dust, tested it in 100% humidity and -10C, dropped all kinds of stuff on it...

      I can only think that Apple is so desperate to keep stuff secret that they have to forgo this. They must have product engineers telling them they need to do it.

      Oh yes, they most certainly do. The engineer is told to shut up and do their job.

      Apple is a company run by designers, not engineers. The engineers "job" is to make what the designers envisage work even when its completely pants on head retarded. Because good engineers typically have a problem with producing sub standard crap when they can fix it and more so, being able to shut up and follow orders to do so, Apple does not keep many good engineers.

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    24. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AmiMoJo Doesn't matter... their customer service is language is punjabi. So fuck Dell.

    25. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even appleinsider thinks your an idiot
      https://appleinsider.com/articles/18/04/30/2016-macbook-pro-butterfly-keyboards-failing-twice-as-frequently-as-older-models

      And they are chock full of apple worshiping nutjobs

    26. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I have my own recording studio. That doesn't mean either of us know what the fuck we're doing in those facilities. As an owner of one of the affected laptops (and a slew of other Apple gear dating back to a Mac Classic), I can say I probably know better what I'm doing in the studio than Apple does in their testing facility, today at least. They used to produce quality hardware, but that's become less true each year since Jobs passed.

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    27. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      That article shows them testing the iPhone 6 for bending, yet they still had bendgate... They don't know what they are doing.

      1. You have NO idea how much force was being used in that photo. ANYTHING will bend (or simply break!), given enough force.

      2. "Bendgate" was OBVIOUSLY a farce. You'll notice how quickly it dissipated. If it had actually been a design or materials defect, there would have been Class Action Suits, people would STILL be bitching, etc.

    28. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I have my own recording studio. That doesn't mean either of us know what the fuck we're doing in those facilities. As an owner of one of the affected laptops (and a slew of other Apple gear dating back to a Mac Classic), I can say I probably know better what I'm doing in the studio than Apple does in their testing facility, today at least. They used to produce quality hardware, but that's become less true each year since Jobs passed.

      You would be VERY wrong there.

      The only reason I don't actually have a recording studio myself is money. I have some stuff; but certainly not enough to call a "studio" (nevermind having no dedicated space for same!). However, I have logged many hours behind mixing desks, both for live-mixing and multitrack recording, and a fair amount of time with various DAWs. I have been a pro audio enthusiast and expert since about age 16, and play about 4 classes of instruments.

      And I have a slew of Apple gear dating back to an Apple 1. And everything in-between.

      But I also know that it is hubris in the EXTREME to say that Apple doesn't know how to do materials and mechanical product testing. Sorry. You are DEAD wrong there.

    29. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Yes, they're so good at materials and mechanical product testing that they specifically tested the iPhone 6 for bend strength and still had bending issues! Okay, okay, I'll grant you that they probably test their products quite well; that they truly suck at is acting on test failures so they don't happen in the wild.

      When you have to be a pedant to make your argument, you truly don't have much of an argument to make.

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    30. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Yes, they're so good at materials and mechanical product testing that they specifically tested the iPhone 6 for bend strength and still had bending issues! Okay, okay, I'll grant you that they probably test their products quite well; that they truly suck at is acting on test failures so they don't happen in the wild.

      When you have to be a pedant to make your argument, you truly don't have much of an argument to make.

      Yeah, they're SO unresponsive to field-failures that they completely redesigned the keyboard for the 2017 MacBook Pro, and THOSE don't seem to be failing like the 2016 versions.

      Everyone make mistakes; it's how they RESPOND to those mistakes that makes the difference between a crappy company like Dell, or a superior company like Apple.

      I've been Googling for about a 1/2 hour to see if you can replace a 2016 MBP's keyboard assembly with the improved 2017 version. Powerbook Medic seems to allude that pretty much everything is interchangeable between the 2016 and 2017 MBP; so...?

      Should Apple issue a Recall? Perhaps. Unfortunately, the Intarwebs have a way of amplifying negativity...

    31. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the Intarwebs have a way of amplifying negativity...

      Yes they do, which is why I assumed this was less of a problem than it actually is and bought one of the affected machines. Live and learn, I guess.

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    32. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      In most companies, if the first tier of tech support is unable to resolve your issue it gets escalated to a 2nd tier of support personnel. At Apple it gets escalated to black hole, requiring customers to file class actions to get resolution.

      That is completely, utterly false, without any historical backup, and zero present-day merit, whatsoever. You are either an idiot, retarded, or an assole... or, my guess, based on using Apple gear (and tech support) since 1978... you're all of those things. Please go fuck yourself, quietly, if possible.

    33. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the Intarwebs have a way of amplifying negativity...

      Yes they do, which is why I assumed this was less of a problem than it actually is and bought one of the affected machines. Live and learn, I guess.

      Did you buy a 2016 or 2017 version?

    34. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BULLSHIT
      Bendgate became "touch disease" stop being a lying asshole for apple.

    35. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both are defective

    36. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Late 2016, though the early 2017 models are affected as well. The v2 keyboard is only on the late 2017 models.

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    37. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

      Hell hath no fury like an Apple fanboy scorned. And to address the non-insane portion of your post, if you'd like merit, aka evidence, look at how every single Apple product in recent history has required a class-action suit to redress Apple's failing to stand behind their products.

    38. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Late 2016, though the early 2017 models are affected as well. The v2 keyboard is only on the late 2017 models.

      Yeah, you probably need to start pestering Apple to swap out your case top Assy. With a "mid-2017" model.

    39. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Well, if my F key starts doubling up again (it did it for a week) I'll do that. Some of us actually work for a living, though, and don't have time to pester Apple for months until they cave in, then go entirely without the machine for 1-2 weeks for the repair. And yes, that's how long that repair takes because they have to send it out.

      Oh, and out of warranty it's a $750 repair. What did I say elsewhere in the discussion about replacing a Mercedes with a Fiat because you can do so for less than the cost of repairing the Mercedes and the Fiat will keep running if it gets a little dirty? Oh, yeah, it makes sense to do it, that's what I was saying...

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    40. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Well, if my F key starts doubling up again (it did it for a week) I'll do that. Some of us actually work for a living, though, and don't have time to pester Apple for months until they cave in, then go entirely without the machine for 1-2 weeks for the repair. And yes, that's how long that repair takes because they have to send it out.

      That's a BS excuse, and you know it.

      Not only do you work at home; but, if you have time to write long epistles (some of your /. comments are LOOOOOONG!), you have the time to do a little pestering...]

      Jus' sayin'... ;-)

      Oh, and out of warranty it's a $750 repair. What did I say elsewhere in the discussion about replacing a Mercedes with a Fiat because you can do so for less than the cost of repairing the Mercedes and the Fiat will keep running if it gets a little dirty? Oh, yeah, it makes sense to do it, that's what I was saying...

      That's why you need to have documented that you were Pestering BEFORE your Warranty expired!

    41. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      That's a BS excuse, and you know it.

      Which part? The not having time to drive an hour round-trip and wait at least an hour for my appointment because the Apple store near me never keeps them? Several times, I might add, since you seem to imply I have to pester them which, I'll also add, is certainly a sign of the great customer service you insist they have. Okay, I'll drop the sarcasm now. Or did you mean the not being able to go 1-2 weeks without the machine?

      Or, what of the fact that the failure occurred whilst in the midst of an inter-state move? Add to that, I don't know where (or if) there's an Apple store near my new home; I haven't exactly had time to look for one yet, as I'm still making weekly trips back and forth, continuing to move the rest of my belongings.

      I don't just work from home, I run a business. I don't keep office hours, I meet with clients when they want to meet and work for them when they need work done. If you worked my schedule, you wouldn't have time for the Apple store, either.

      In the time it takes me to write one of my longer posts, by the way, I wouldn't be half way to the Apple store from my old apartment.

      That's why you need to have documented that you were Pestering BEFORE your Warranty expired!

      And when my 2016 MacBook Pro has a failure in 2018, that documentation probably doesn't exist. Think for a moment, won't you? Or are you implying that I should have faked an issue during the warranty period in order to scam Apple later on?

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    42. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the double reply, but it strikes me that I should, perhaps, perform a financial analysis of the "pester Apple" approach so it makes sense to you why it's not viable. I'll use my lowest billable rate, to give your method the best chance of success:

      Billable rate: $65/hr
      Distance to Apple store (one way): 27 miles
      Parking for Apple store: $2/hr
      Fuel efficiency of my vehicle: 23MPG
      Average price paid for gas: $3.55/gal
      Other associated costs: $5 bridge toll

      Cost of one trip to the Apple store:
      Drive time: ~30min each way = 1hr = $65
      Waiting time: 1hr = $65
      Time spent arguing with the "Genius": average 30min: $32.50
      Fuel cost: 27 * 2 / 23 = 2.348gal * 3.55/gal = $8.34
      Bridge toll: $5
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      Total: $175.84

      How many times will I need to pester them? You think 10 sounds like a fair number? We'll go with 10, I think it sounds fair. Total cost of pestering, then, is $1758.40, plus another trip to pick it up in 2 weeks, making the total cost to me $1934.24.

      That's more than I paid for this piece of shit.

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    43. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      FYI - I live closer to an Apple Store than you, and it is within my weekly if not daily travel span. So a trip to Apple doesn't count since I can work it into my travels. Waiting time at any Apple store I've gone to has been no more than 15 min from my appointment. If yours is longer, I'd file a comment/complaint with them and mention it on my way out. My time with Geniuses has been minimal, the longest was 1 hour, where I knew what the problem was with an older 17" MBP that was out of warranty and they still checked it out for free confirming the problem. It was a temperamental SATA controller on the logic board that caused really odd glitches on startup, and only startup. Once running, it was usually fine for a month or more until it glitched during a wakeup. It actually took them 2 days to figure it out. Talk about fun.

      In another case, I had a mini bought as a refurb that exhibited odd behavior within a month - took it in, described the problem, walked out with a brand new one in less than 10 minutes. Haven't had a problem with it since, other than I did swap the HD out for an SSD after a couple of years. Still works fine for its intended purpose.

      To be fair, I actually have a second fallback machine, as, like you, I am responsible for my own work machines and cannot afford to be machineless. The secondary is usually the last laptop I bought, although currently it is about to be replaced by a new super light smaller notebook as they're powerful enough and better for travel. My desktop will likely be obsoleted within the next year, to be replaced by either a docked laptop or a small form factor CPU/GPU combo.

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    44. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Oh, having spare computers to fall back on isn't an issue for me, either; but it is for many, so I'm considering that when I speak. Hell, I'm in the middle of moving still and I'm finding working computers I forgot I even still had.

      That doesn't negate the fact that not everyone's experience with Apple is as rosy as yours. It sounds like you live near a competently-staffed store; be thankful for that.

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    45. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      That doesn't negate the fact that not everyone's experience with Apple is as rosy as yours. It sounds like you live near a competently-staffed store; be thankful for that.

      I understand some people have issues. My point is that when you go to a store, it's usually not a problem. FYI, I live near multiple stores, and my travels have put me near quite a few more. Additionally, friends across the country give me 2nd hand reports in several areas I don't visit. Service has been more than adequate by all counts. I will also state that I did have one issue with Apple service years ago, but a complaint and follow up after an Apple initiated call fixed me up with no further issues. All in all, it's been as good a series of customer service as I could ever hope to have. It's one reason I recommend Apple, although I disagree with several of their decisions: the nerfing of the mini in 2014, the ending of the Airport devices, and the 2013 Mac Pro. The mini was a stupid decision IMHO, the Airport is understood but seriously sad as that is about the most effective business class hardware you can get for the money, and the Mac Pro was an interesting design but failed to be expandable and thus lead to a seriously hamstrung box.

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    46. Re:Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech support by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      My point is that when you go to a store, it's usually not a problem. That's kind of my point... When I have gone to an Apple store, my experience has been vastly (and consistently) different, so you are categorically wrong on that point.

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  2. Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully the judge comes to his senses and tosses this lawsuit out.

    1. Re:Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why ? Because Apple ?

    2. Re:Frivolous by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      They stop working with the slightest spec of dust. Unfortunately the world is full of dust, skin flakes off constantly...

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    3. Re:Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have bought a thinkpad

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7cvi00OZDM

    4. Re:Frivolous by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People are whining because their keyboards stop working when they spill coffee on them,.

      It is not just coffee. If you eat a cookie, or any crumbly food, over the keyboard, you will get stuck keys. Beach sand is also a problem. You can fix most laptops by turning them over and giving them a good shake. But I have had to remove keys from my MacBook many times to clean out debris.

      People may say "Hey, just don't eat cookies while browsing, and don't take your MacBook to the beach", but why should I have to sacrifice my quality of life to accommodate Apple's crappy keyboards?

    5. Re:Frivolous by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      This. The keyboard comes out with a few screws and a connector or two. Anyone with a bit of mechanical talent can grok how to replace it. No "Genius(tm)" needed. No need to "replace the top case" or whatever Apple's boneheaded, crappy-ass design requires people to do.

    6. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iâ(TM)ve got a 2017 âoeKaby Lakeâ MacBook Pro, just closing in on a year and have zero issues so far. With my luck, it will probably start acting up a day after the warranty expires!

    7. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea they do. That is literally what this is all about. Try reading the summary, it is right there.

    8. Re:Frivolous by Joviex · · Score: 1, Troll

      why should I have to sacrifice my quality of life to accommodate Apple's crappy keyboards?

      For the same reason you accept anything with caveats?

      Since when is it incumbent on the world to satisfy all YOUR USE CASES, after having told you, hey, dipshit, dont do that.

      Dont like it, dont buy the product.

      Also, dont buy the product and brow beat companies into fixing what wasnt broken because you refuse to adhere to the use standard it provided.

      AND, dont LIKE IT? DONT buy the product.

    9. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So I am supposed to only use my laptop in a clean room? We are renovating our hose and removed 1000 square feet of tile floor. I didn't have my laptop where it was dusty but all rooms had some dust. Am I supposed to have a special clean locker for my laptop?

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    10. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Any house with pets is going to have a lot of dust as well.

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    11. Re: Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you clean your house a lot and you don't have a lot of pets.

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    12. Re:Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. Buy a moshi or similar keyboard cover. Most thin laptops have similar issues. If nothing else it would reduce the likelihood of a spill killing your computer.

    13. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Uh no, I'm not going to pay good money to solve problems on an expensive 'pro' machine that shouldn't be there in the first place. If Apple had recommended such a keyboard cover as part of a purchase, as a measure to make their laptops last in normal environments then I could have made an educated decision. But they don't do that, because then it would hurt their laptop sales. Honestly, I didn't even know keyboard covers existed and I think that is ridiculously complicated. I've always had Thinkpads and the keyboards have always been fine.

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    14. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually, the only place we will be able to use a laptop is on our desk. Apparently the world is getting to complicated to produce laptops for. Must be hard being an engineer at Apple. Cook yelling ship it!!! No QA. Hope this puts a dent in their smugness.

    15. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the MacBook still have its air inlet as the keyboard? That was always a good design to use the keys as a air filter. Not!

    16. Re:Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If eating cookies while browsing and taking your laptop to the beach are meaningful indicators of your quality of life, perhaps you need a new life instead of a new keyboard.

       

    17. Re:Frivolous by Falos · · Score: 2

      >dont LIKE IT? DONT buy the product.
      Yeah. Think about THAT next time, ShanghaiBill.

      Think about your onerous "I don't like laptops made with shitty keyboard design" expectation next time you buy a laptop that says Shitty Keyboard on the box.

      Oh wait, that made zero sense. Wow, what kind of dumbfuck would think it did?

    18. Re: Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I believe they have always been vented through the keyboard. I don't see vents anywhere else like I do on my Thinkpads. I wondered about the same thing too when I read about the keyboard covers.

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    19. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a house with 9 cats... Just did some digging and it looks like the 2017 MBP refresh changed the keyboard to a butterfly v2 design, with the vast majority of the issues occurring on the butterfly v1 (2016 and early 2017). Whew, looks like I dodged a bullet on this one!

    20. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Eating cookies on the beach while using my laptop sounds like a fairly awesome life to me!

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    21. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head there. No company tells you the truth about longevity and there is no way to know until these laptops get old enough to experience issues. Totally unfair to blame the consumer for this.

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    22. Re:Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of Apples core user groups are people working from a trendy cafe.

      That is one of the primary enviroments they need to test for.

    23. Re:Frivolous by nnet · · Score: 1

      genuinely curious, what kind of quality of life are you talking about that requires you to take a computer to the beach?

    24. Re: Frivolous by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Iâ(TM)ve got a 2017 âoeKaby Lakeâ MacBook Pro, just closing in on a year and have zero issues so far. With my luck, it will probably start acting up a day after the warranty expires!

      Well, zero issues if you don't count not knowing how to type a fucking apostrophe.

    25. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iâ(TM)m on my phone now, not the MacBook lol

    26. Re: Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you clean your house a lot and you don't have a lot of pets.

      Don't listen to this idiot.

      He seems utterly incapable of taking even the most minimal care of equipment. At one point, he complained of going through some utterly impossible number of power cables, too.

      I would really hate to see what his "work area" looks like, with Taco Bell wrappers and half-eaten french fry containers and whatnot, with a little "clean spot" carved-out for his MacBook Pro (which he doesn't care about, since his employer reportedly bought it FOR him)...

    27. Re: Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Iâ(TM)ve got a 2017 âoeKaby Lakeâ MacBook Pro, just closing in on a year and have zero issues so far. With my luck, it will probably start acting up a day after the warranty expires!

      Well, zero issues if you don't count not knowing how to type a fucking apostrophe.

      Nice way to deflect the fact that Apple apparently addressed the issue, at least going forward.

      And I bet if you bitch about keyboard issues, you will get a new top-case-section, with a nice, new v2 Keyboard in it.

      No need for a stupid Class-Action. All that does is make some Attorneys richer.

    28. Re:Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      This. The keyboard comes out with a few screws and a connector or two. Anyone with a bit of mechanical talent can grok how to replace it. No "Genius(tm)" needed.

      No need to "replace the top case" or whatever Apple's boneheaded, crappy-ass design requires people to do.

      Unfortunately, it is NOT simple on a Unibody MacBook Pro (or any of the various Laptops trying to COPY that design, like my work Samsung RV511) to replace the keyboard. In fact, it is one of the worst packaging decisions Apple has ever made, IMHO.

      About 2 weeks after I got it, something really big and heavy accidently got dropped on my 2012 MacBook Pro's keyboard. Instant death for 3 keytops! They keys still work, but it's kind of ugly. Of course, no way would that be covered under ANYONE's warranty (I didn't even try). So I looked into replacing the keyboard myself.

      Although I have been an electronic bench-tech at certain times in my life, I QUICKLY decided it wasn't worth the effort to replace the keyboard. So I didn't.

      BTW, interestingly enough, when my work's Samsung RV511 laptop's keyboard developed some keys that just-won't-work, no matter what, I looked into replacing ITs keyboard. Same fucking thing! You have to disassemble the laptop just about down to the last fucking screw to FINALLY reach the keyboard! Only THEN is it a matter of undoing the few mounting screws and taking 30 seconds to replace the keyboard. But by then, you have quite a display of different-sized screws, daughter boards, etc. sitting BESIDE what USED to be your laptop!

      Don't believe me?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    29. Re:Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head there. No company tells you the truth about longevity and there is no way to know until these laptops get old enough to experience issues. Totally unfair to blame the consumer for this.

      And doofus, if you actually KNEW anything about product-design, you would understand that, NO amount of "destructive testing" which Apple most assuredly does, prepares the OEM for the "cleverness" of real-world users.

      As an alleged software Developer, you should innately UNDERSTAND that.

    30. Re:Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      So I am supposed to only use my laptop in a clean room? We are renovating our hose and removed 1000 square feet of tile floor. I didn't have my laptop where it was dusty but all rooms had some dust. Am I supposed to have a special clean locker for my laptop?

      Ah, NOW the truth comes out!

      Not too many things more insidious and abrasive than ceramic dust...

      Kiss anything with a FAN goodbye, moron!

    31. Re:Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Uh no, I'm not going to pay good money to solve problems on an expensive 'pro' machine that shouldn't be there in the first place. If Apple had recommended such a keyboard cover as part of a purchase, as a measure to make their laptops last in normal environments then I could have made an educated decision. But they don't do that, because then it would hurt their laptop sales. Honestly, I didn't even know keyboard covers existed and I think that is ridiculously complicated. I've always had Thinkpads and the keyboards have always been fine.

      You weren't putting them in a CONSTRUCTION ZONE, RETARD!

      OMG you're SUCH an entitled, incessant WHINER!

    32. Re:Frivolous by ehaggis · · Score: 1

      Remember to always clear you cookies after browsing.

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    33. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't listen to this idiot. He is a paid apple shill and continually lies.

      The only reason he can even type his ridiculous lies is because he has a quality HP external keyboard plugged into his crappy apple laptop.

    34. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course apple is the only one that should be getting richer.

    35. Re:Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a hardware defect. Yes im sure apple never thought that people would be using their crap in the real world; the dust free environment of the local Starbucks is the open approves place to use apples abysmal products

    36. Re:Frivolous by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Eh? It takes far less than a coffee spill.

      Think a speck of dust blowing in the wind and landing under a key.

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    37. Re: Frivolous by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Nice way to deflect the fact that Apple apparently addressed the issue, at least going forward.

      What good does that do for those of us who bought affected machines? And how can you still deny the issue while admitting that Apple has "addressed" it?

      When will Apple address the issue for those of us who are actually affected by it? No, replacing the keyboard with the same piece of this that failed does not count. If the v2 truly are better, give us those if they're compatible; else, make a compatible v2 as a replacement for failed v1's. That would be addressing it, but Apple won't do that until after they lose in court.

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    38. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So I'm supposed to remove all latops and electonics from my house because I'm doing renovations? Oh no, nothing ELSE has a problem. My Thinkpads were dine, my audo equipment was fine. It's the Macbook that requires special treatment. Maybe that's why everyone is saying THIS IS A HARDARE DEFECT.

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    39. Re: Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Nice way to deflect the fact that Apple apparently addressed the issue, at least going forward.

      What good does that do for those of us who bought affected machines? And how can you still deny the issue while admitting that Apple has "addressed" it?

      When will Apple address the issue for those of us who are actually affected by it? No, replacing the keyboard with the same piece of this that failed does not count. If the v2 truly are better, give us those if they're compatible; else, make a compatible v2 as a replacement for failed v1's. That would be addressing it, but Apple won't do that until after they lose in court.

      Are you SURE that a keyboard that is replaced TODAY won't get the "v2" design? I would be willing to wager a bit that the v2 keyboard is a drop-in replacement for the 2016 "v1" model.

    40. Re:Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      So I'm supposed to remove all latops and electonics from my house because I'm doing renovations? Oh no, nothing ELSE has a problem. My Thinkpads were dine, my audo equipment was fine. It's the Macbook that requires special treatment. Maybe that's why everyone is saying THIS IS A HARDARE DEFECT.

      You THINK your Thinkpads are fine; but if they were "on" while that ceramic dust was flying-around, they won't be "fine" for long.

      Same thing with your audio gear, if it has fans, and was "on" during the dust-events.

    41. Re: Frivolous by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Would you put a late 2017 MacBook Pro with a v2 in it on the line? I might take that action.

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    42. Re: Frivolous by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Would you put a late 2017 MacBook Pro with a v2 in it on the line? I might take that action.

      Yeah, I bet you would. But my research seems to be showing that I would probably win...

    43. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK OFF
      "your research" is the nth order of bullshit

    44. Re:Frivolous by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You're just being an idiot. I already said they weren't right around the dust. Apparently the macbook is so fragile it should have been taken out of the house altogether.

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    45. Re: Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're supposed to be gay and living in California if you use an Apple, so you should afford a house cleaner. Might even go with a hunky pool boy, if your sugar daddy allows it.

  3. What are your experiences with the new Apple KB? by Qbertino · · Score: 0

    I considered getting a new MacBook last year and typed a little on the new keyboards. All in all I felt they were an improvement. I am also the type of person who keeps their devices relatively clean and tidy. Which has me wondering: Are these accusations grounded in facts? Are the new keyboards susceptible to failure due to dust and dirt? What are your experiences if you've got one of those?

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  4. Built in keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess these are for laptops on the go.

    I've got several laptops, I generally don't open the lid though or use the built in keyboard, I hook it up to a tv via HDMI and use a logitech keyboard/mouse with a wireless USB dongle.

    Doesn't everyone?

    1. Re:Built in keyboard? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've got several laptops, I generally don't open the lid though or use the built in keyboard, I hook it up to a tv via HDMI and use a logitech keyboard/mouse with a wireless USB dongle.
      Doesn't everyone?

      In a word, no. Most people just use a laptop as a laptop, and if they spend that much time at a desk, they have a desktop. I for one got tired of thermal throttling and stopped trying to use a laptop as a desktop. I have a fleet of shitty little netbooks that can be stolen or lost without serious consequence, and a nice desktop box.

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    2. Re:Built in keyboard? by quonset · · Score: 1

      and if they spend that much time at a desk, they have a desktop.

      Except the "desktop" Apple makes is a trashcan with all the parts welded to the motherboard. No upgrading, no replacing bad parts. If something goes wrong or breaks, you have a multi-thousand dollar paper weight.

    3. Re:Built in keyboard? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you Mac people do, but in the Windows world, we use something called a docking station. This lets us have the portability of a laptop, such as for meetings, and also the comfort and usability of a desktop, such as dual screens and a real keyboard. My work laptop hardly ever gets opened, except when I take it to meetings.

    4. Re:Built in keyboard? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Except the "desktop" Apple makes is a trashcan with all the parts welded to the motherboard.

      It also hasn't been upgraded in nearly 5 years. A MacBook Pro laptop is faster, cheaper, and works with modern 4K monitors.

    5. Re:Built in keyboard? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      I use mine about 60/40 desktop/laptop. I have this 39 inch 4K display at both home and work, which connects to my MacBook Pro with USB-C. This gives me about 5 square feet of screen real estate, enough to fully display an editor, debugger, browser, and test window, all with no overlap, and 20 inches of vertical text. I use this ergonomic keyboard for long hours of RSI-free typing. But I also use my laptop as a laptop while commuting, in meetings, and in bed.

    6. Re:Built in keyboard? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Why the hell do you spend extra on a laptop then? I get a laptop precisely because I DON'T want to be tied to a desk. Sometimes I even work outside where it is DIRTY *gasp*.

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    7. Re:Built in keyboard? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I for one got tired of thermal throttling and stopped trying to use a laptop as a desktop. I have a fleet of shitty little netbooks that can be stolen or lost without serious consequence, and a nice desktop box.

      I don't know what you Mac people do,

      Let me just stop you right there, son. I'm not a Mac person. I mean sure, I own a Mac, but it's the last dome-shaped G4. I was using Macs back when they were new and exciting, so I think I can be forgiven for still owning one. My primary desktop is AMD-based, and it dual-boots Windows 7 and Ubuntu. My secondary desktop is also AMD-based, and boots Mint. All my netbooks run Windows or Linux, and have Atom processors.

      but in the Windows world, we use something called a docking station. This lets us have the portability of a laptop, such as for meetings, and also the comfort and usability of a desktop, such as dual screens and a real keyboard.

      This doesn't address the thermal throttling issue of trying to do desktop computing with mobile parts in the smallest-possible case, but thanks for playing anyway. Maybe next time you can read the comment before replying. Only a few laptops offer a docking station with PCI-Ex16, which is what's needed to get a decent GPU and also be able to feed it power.

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    8. Re: Built in keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how that keyboard would be for gaming.

      I've noticed. I only use half of my keyboard for gaming anyway. Any testing bill? Have you tried it for gaming?

    9. Re:Built in keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well basically because I do need to move it sometimes, just not all the time, and because it has a built it battery which honestly I wish desktop machines had as well.

    10. Re: Built in keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have used mine for gaming for a long time, more than 10 years.

      Works fine. Firmware probably isn't the fastest so depending on the type of gaming you do that may be an issue.

      Space bar sometimes get a little tough to press because of the mechanical design.

    11. Re:Built in keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could take an iShit in it...

    12. Re:Built in keyboard? by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      USB-C/Thunderbolt 3 is awesome like that. Connect a single cable and you're in business. I love it. But like you, I still like the laptop keyboard to work. I didn't get Apple Care and I'm praying this keyboard will keep working. They're quite fragile :(

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    13. Re:Built in keyboard? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      and if they spend that much time at a desk, they have a desktop.

      Except the "desktop" Apple makes is a trashcan with all the parts welded to the motherboard. No upgrading, no replacing bad parts. If something goes wrong or breaks, you have a multi-thousand dollar paper weight.

      It's call "soldering", not welding, retard. And it is ESSENTIAL for all electronic assemblies.

      Look into it.

    14. Re:Built in keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RETARDED LIAR.

      It is not essential to solder all the parts to the motherboard at all.

      Go shill somewhere else.

      FUCKING IDIOT

  5. Don't be a cheap shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a new one and replenish the warranty.

    1. Re:Don't be a cheap shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't be a sheep! Buy a laptop from a reputable manufacturer and only pay $500 for it. Laptop keyboards are not something we need to keep re-inventing. They have already been invented and proven to work reliably, and only cost $12 - $15.

    2. Re: Don't be a cheap shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, sure. Buy a FIAT when your Mercedes clutch is broken.

      That surely fixes everything. Not.

    3. Re: Don't be a cheap shit by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Well, if you can get the Fiat for less than the price of the Mercedes repair...









      And it keeps working after you drive it down a dusty road.....

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  6. Re:What are your experiences with the new Apple KB by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

    I haven't had extensive experience with these new keyboards. But my expectation of any keyboard is that it keeps working even if it gets a little dirty. My work laptop (an MSI with a thin "scissor" type keyboard) deals well with dirt, if a breadcrumb works its way under a key and blocks it, I just mash the key to break the crumb and keep working, and vacuum out the debris later. From what I hear, these Apple keyboards are very susceptible to dirt and mashing the keys doesn't help.

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  7. overpaying for Apple products get you quality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe not....

  8. Posted by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A negative Apple story posted by msmash? Must be that day of the week that ends with "-day".

  9. Re:What are your experiences with the new Apple KB by Freischutz · · Score: 0

    I considered getting a new MacBook last year and typed a little on the new keyboards. All in all I felt they were an improvement. I am also the type of person who keeps their devices relatively clean and tidy. Which has me wondering: Are these accusations grounded in facts? Are the new keyboards susceptible to failure due to dust and dirt? What are your experiences if you've got one of those?

    Bought a MacBook about a bit over a year and a half ago. Soon after I got it some of the keys started 'collapsing', i.e. the butterfly structures under some of the the keys got caught under some kind of plastic structure the butterfly was attacked to. The keyboard still worked but the affected keys just didn't resist when you pressed them and then pop back up after you released them. Anyway, took it in for a keyboard replacement which they did free of charge and without a word of complaint. It has worked fine since then except a tiny amount of paint has started to peel from the inside of the 'A' and 'S' keys that is mildly irritating but then again I have a whole bunch of PC laptops at work which have the a similar problem of letters wearing off of the most used keys which is a problem easily fixed by simply replacing the keys which is a 60 second process. The whole keyboard replacement episode was a bit of an inconvenience but I won't be filing any class action lawsuits over it. The MacBook is the weight and size of a tablet but way more flexible, the keyboard feels different but then it has to in order to make the laptop that small, it's a trade-off. I'm not a militant fan of extremely springy mechanical keyboards so I'm generally happy with it, the compactness of the laptop matters more to me than the feel of the keyboard. As always your milage may vary.

  10. The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Posting as AC because I work as an Apple service tech during the day.

    These systems are probably the worst computers Apple has ever produced. The failure rate on them is astoundingly bad- so bad in fact, that the shop I work for is thinking about getting out of the Apple repair business just because we can't adequately support our customers when servicing these machines. We want to, but our hands are completely tied. It's a crap shoot if we can even get new chassis in stock these days (the keyboard is riveted to the lower chassis, which also contains the non-removable battery pack and a few other components). More and more we've been having to send the entire machine into Apple for servicing, at which point they just send you back someone else's refurb (yes, really, this is becoming an extremely common occurrence when servicing any of their portables) and you get to go through the whole process again when that inevitably breaks.

    We've been swamped with these machines to the point that it's been clogging up our service centre for other customers with different machines. On any given week, there's as few as 5 machines awaiting parts (or to be shipped to Apple) and as many as 12. It's usually the keyboard that fails- either one or more keys refuse to work properly, or in some cases we've seen the entire board go tits up and totally scramble the input of the keys (ie, C types Z, J becomes backspace, etc). Other failures include bad or cracked touch bars (don't ask me how these get shattered so often, people keep swearing that they opened up their system one day and it was cracked- I'm starting to think the glass is shattering under the thermal stress from being positioned near the hot end of the system) and logic board failures presumably due to overheated components (we can't perform board level service on these machines, but that hasn't stopped me from putting a few systems under a microscope and poking around- there's a few power related ICs that seem to love blowing up and killing the entire system).

    All in all, I've never seen anything like it. Our owner is pissed off enough he's thinking about dropping Apple entirely and pushing our customers to convert. We do service PC laptops, but it's rare we see keyboard issues with those that can't be fixed in 15 minutes using a $30 replacement part. With the MBPs, it's a $900 CAD piece, and you can't just buy one from Apple- you have to go through GSX to requisition one and send back the old part after you've removed it (they REALLY don't want spare parts getting out onto the second hand market). But again, that's assuming they're even in stock. The last time I was able to order a lower chassis was three weeks ago, and we've had to ship in about two dozen systems since then (which won't come back for 1-2 weeks).

    Anyways, if you want my professional opinion- stay away from these machines. They're defective by design and Apple is clearly buckling under the service load (we're seeing something similar with the iMac Pro as well). I don't know what the fuck they're smoking over there these days, but it's nothing good. A keyboard should not be an integral part of a computer like this. It should be easily removable and serviced without having to scrap half the chassis in the process. Apple fucked up big time here, and it's finally swinging around to bite them in the ass. They won't admit it though, it's more likely you'll see some reference to a vague repair program in a few months promising to fix "affected" machines (hint: they're all affected).

    1. Re: The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Itâ(TM)s an inevitable result of the cult of thinness. I miss the 2012 MacBooks that were actually designed for professionals.

    2. Re:The entire design is defective. by spoot · · Score: 2

      Wish I had mod points. this should be up-voted. I have a 2016 mbp, and let me tell you the keyboard does really, really suck.

    3. Re: The entire design is defective. by Visarga · · Score: 2

      I recently bought a 2013 MBP instead of a new one. I refuse to pay 2x more for a laptop that is 2x worse. Better to prop the second hand market than these greedy fucks that work today at Apple.

    4. Re:The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He sounded competent to me and he was able to formulate an entire sentence, unlike you.

    5. Re:The entire design is defective. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Most of Apple's recent products are "defective or crippled by design." iPhones without headphone jacks. MacBooks with only one port, to be used for charging and USB. Soldered-on SSD and RAM, making upgrades and recovery after a motherboard failure difficult. (You can't just pop out the SSD and stick it in a sled.)

      If Cook and Ive joined Jobs, Apple's ecosystem would likely improve. Fuck "courage." Build products that are actually functional.

    6. Re: The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We own a Macbook of 2014 or so and a Lenovo laptop.

      My wife once spilled milk into the Mac and had it repaired for several hundred euros.

      The Mac is generally much nicer, more robust, has much better keyboard ergonomics and a nice OS. Battery loads quickly and still has lots of capacity after years of daily use.

      The Lenovo already had serious battery issues and will run less than an hour. Even though the Lenovo is one year younger. Its a FIAT experience.

    7. Re:The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These systems are probably the worst computers Apple has ever produced.

      Have you worked there for long? I've managed dozens of Apple laptops at work since 2001 when we bought our first G4 models. The original ones with the black keys didn't have many problems, but the newer ones with the silver keys sometimes even had problems new out of the box. The first MacBooks we bought all had problems with their keyboards with scissors or tabs under the keycaps breaking. The Retina models we bought after that all have problems with keycaps wearing off so you can't read the label. We hire a bunch of millennials that can't type, so that's a problem. We haven't had any problems with the keyboards on the new MacBooks. Well, not yet anyway.

      I think Apple is getting better at making keyboards. The difference now is that people complain more and organize better.

    8. Re:The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bart: I know YOU are, so what am I?

    9. Re:The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the trash can Mac Pro. I'm not quite sure what they were thinking with that one.

    10. Re:The entire design is defective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were probably thinking "our users will buy whatever shit we put in front of them" or "cant innovate my ass"; which apple cant.

    11. Re: The entire design is defective. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I recently bought a 2013 MBP instead of a new one. I refuse to pay 2x more for a laptop that is 2x worse. Better to prop the second hand market than these greedy fucks that work today at Apple.

      I have an Asus K501 because I like paying 1/3 as much for a laptop that's 2x as good.

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    12. Re: The entire design is defective. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      The Mac is generally much nicer, more robust, has much better keyboard ergonomics

      That was sort-of true in 2014; not so much today. I speak from experience, having upgraded from the 2014 MacBook Pro (late 2013, actually; there was no early 2014 model) to a 2016 model.

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  11. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you bought a 3k laptop in which half the keys didn't work i bet you'd be pissed too.

  12. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except nobody that actually bought one is complaining.

  13. Re:Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was younger I thought "oo a class action lawsuit! I could get free money and we'll show that evil corporation who's boss!" Now that I'm older that feels like it is only half-right. Oh I might get a little money or I might get my suit-worthy crap replaced with slightly improved crap. The corporation will get slapped with a nice penalty for being evil, but the only real winners are the lawyers. I'll probably take that free money and spend it on more of said evil corp's crap and evil corp will go right on existing and producing crap. The lawyers walk away with a fat paycheck.

    In short, lawsuits might feel like you're flexing your consumerist muscle, but a boycott would work better. Especially if it got the attention of investors who are willing to sell their stock.

  14. 1st tier support. by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 0

    Are you sure you are holding it right?

  15. Apple has gone to shit by Visarga · · Score: 1, Informative

    Recently, I was prompted to install an OSX update. It bricked my laptop on reboot. Fortunately the installer was on a separate partition and I could boot back into the previous OS, but I have NEVER seen such shitty software releases from Apple in 14 years of usage. Ever since Steve died the company is ruder-less.

    1. Re:Apple has gone to shit by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Technically, it didn't "brick" because you could still boot from the extra partition or even USB drive. "Bricking" can only happen in terms of corrupted BIOS or if Apple adopted the boneheaded lockdown of the iDevices.

    2. Re:Apple has gone to shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liar

    3. Re:Apple has gone to shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so not "bricked."

      "Bricked" means your device is now as useless as a brick.

    4. Re:Apple has gone to shit by vagaries+of+naptime · · Score: 1

      I've seen the 10.13.4 update cause a boot failure and flashing question mark. Yes, you can the machine going again by booting with the Option key down and selecting the original partition (so it's not a brick), but it gives you a brief moment of panic. It's a "point update" for pete's sake (10.13.4 -> 10.13.4) that, in the best of circumstances, seems to take like 30 minutes and 3-4 reboots on new hardware. It's bizarre.

  16. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Not complaining" in a good tradition of crapple cult followers. Crapple shills and cheerleaders will mock any heretic to the point of committing suicide.

  17. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A dumb shill replying to a completely unrelated issue - you must be some kind of special retard. Aren't you all, iSheeple?

  18. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's a very likely scenario.
    Stupid fuck Jony Ive the imbecile is running all the "design". I bet that the fatass bastard is telling every sane engineer to shut up or else.

  19. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't believe you admit to owning an Apple product from last year! That alone proves you're not really supportive of Apple and just using the failed hardware as an excuse to bash the company like the hater you are...

    /sarc (do I really need it? In the day and age of ACs, probably yes...)

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  20. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No they aren't, because Apple categorizes every complaint as a positive customer review,

  21. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you bought a 3k laptop in which half the keys didn't work i bet you'd be pissed too.

    But wait, aren't all Apple users happy with their 'experience'/'journey' with Apple products, which as we all know cost more but, "just works"? /s

  22. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Not complaining" in a good tradition of musk cult followers. tesla shills and cheerleaders will mock any heretic to the point of committing suicide.

    Fixed that for you. Tesla’s shit auto pilot just crashed again.

  23. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generally Apple had top notch quality. This keyboard thing is an abberation.

    Apple usually is in another class compared to the Wintel Crap vendors and their race to the bottom.

  24. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that 'whataboutism'?

  25. Re: Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Apple produces the Buick product in a world of Chevrolets.

    Quit with the 'Mercedes' bullshit.

  26. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Itâ(TM)s not Ive, itâ(TM)s Timmy Cock fault

  27. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    I've said many times on Slashdot that my keyboard is shit.

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  28. Re: Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    So in your mind, a fast charging battery is more important than a keyboard that works?? Wow.

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  29. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Whiners should be paid in round hockey puck mice

    However the new macs are both awesomely nice and one of the word set of ergonomic choices ever since the puck mouse.

    The touchbar is aweful for some people because just the slightest graze acts cares the key. No mechanical press tequired. I'm constantly activating the music pls button or hitting the escape key by accident . Since the keys move around there is no muscle memory and you have to look with your eyes to find the key to want. It sucks.

    Astonishingly the track pad has finally reached a size where you can argue it's too large . It eats any use of the surface as a palm rest. Lots of accidental mousing results.

    And the stroke depth on the keys is too shallow for what I've become used to. It feels hard against my fingers at the bottom . I dislike it compared to the old one.

    But hell as far as durability goes this is vastly better than the crap HP serves up as a keyboard

    Its just not up to apple level expectations.

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  30. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, Firetrucks are VERY hard to see in the open road.

  31. No more corporate responsibility by DaMattster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gone are the days when a corporation would acknowledge a problem and fix it. Now it takes lawsuits to get anything done. It would've been cheaper for Apple to acknowledge and fix the issue. As another poster stated, the 2nd tier of Apple's support is the class action lawsuit.

    1. Re:No more corporate responsibility by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Gone are the days when a corporation would acknowledge a problem and fix it. Now it takes lawsuits to get anything done. It would've been cheaper for Apple to acknowledge and fix the issue. As another poster stated, the 2nd tier of Apple's support is the class action lawsuit.

      And gone are the days when people would accept them and move on. Nowadays acknowledging a problem is tantamount to admitting there was a problem, thus, a defective product, thus a class action lawsuit. Which you lose because you admitted there was a problem.

      (You see it every time any company admits something - a lawsuit soon fallows).

      It's thus more efficient to just skip all that and head to the lawsuit anyways. You save time and money , since the end result was a lawsuit. Except now it's not necessarily a slam dunk since there was no admission, so lawyers get to work extra hard.

    2. Re:No more corporate responsibility by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      It would've been cheaper for Apple to acknowledge and fix the issue.

      I'm pretty sure Apple (and others) have done plenty of risk analysis. From what I've seen, class action lawsuits (which are civil cases and subject to negotiation) usually do end up being the cheaper option.

  32. Re: Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mercedes had several systemic quality issues, too.

    ECUs dying, Rust, injectors dying way too fast, etc.

  33. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Job was fond of saying to Cook: "My kongfu is better than yours."
    Cook's reality distortion field just isn't quite up to snuff.
    (Yes, I made up the quote.)

  34. Re: Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    1) An automobile is way more expensive then a laptop, 2) Automobile warranty's last way longer than on a laptop, 3) What does this have to do with anything? So Mercedes sucks as well apparently. That's between Mercedes and their customers.

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  35. Re: Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I am saying is that Apple has a history of excellent products, just like Mercedes. They also have similar pricing differentials to crap vendors.

    And sometimes they fail in some way. But saying that their products ate generally crap is the opposite of the truth.

  36. Re:What are your experiences with the new Apple KB by greenwow · · Score: 2

    Apple has had much worse problems with laptop keyboards in the past, so this is exaggerated.

    My first Apple laptop was a 17" PowerBook in 2003. The G key was obviously broken out of the box. I had to fight to get it replaced and threatening a chargeback on a $3,500 laptop didn't even work. It took about 14 weeks to get it fixed because the part was new and the repair depot didn't have it in stock yet. I bought an iBook to make do while the PowerBook was gone, and I had to replace the keyboard twice. Admittedly, I was volunteer teaching a programming class in a middle school at the time and letting students use my laptop so that was hard use. At least the iBook keyboard was very easy to replace. My next laptop was a late-2008 MacBook. The left cmd key broke the first week. A little tab on the bottom of the key broke so it wouldn't stay in place. It took me about two years of going to Apple stores before I finally found one that happened to have a spare keycap of that key. Well, it was the other cmd key, so the label on the key was backwards. On my late-2012 MacBook Pro Retina, the keys would sometimes stick since either the case or the keyboard was a little off. That fixed itself for all of the commonly used keys after a few months of typing. The keycaps on the most commonly used keys are flaking plastic off. I've cut myself several times. I sent it back for repair the last week before AppleCare expired, and Apple annoyingly returned it without replacing the keycaps.

    With my late 2016 MacBook Pro that I bought used about a year ago, I haven't had any problems with the keyboard. It's the first Apple laptop I haven't had keyboard problems with (well, at least yet). I eat at my desk and smoke while using the laptop, so I'm pretty much a worst-case user. Also, I work in a former warehouse without AC and my window is just above the building's loading dock so I get a lot of disgusting black, oily exhaust fumes on everything, but that hasn't caused a problem with the keyboard.

  37. Re:What are your experiences with the new Apple KB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > flaking plastic off

    Which just pisses me off since AppleCare doesn't cover "normal wear and tear." I manage a bunch of laptops that graphic artists use, and they hate the ugly keys on their laptops. We've sent several back for repairs, and they came back without replacement keys. Picture of one of them:

    https://i.imgur.com/W0n0w5l.jpg

  38. I smell bullshit.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this cant be right, The Apple brain washing technique strictly prohibits an uprising against their over-lords, lets they be exposed to APPLE EX-COMMUNICATION. Regardless, remember the TYPICAL APPLE ELITEIST CRAPITITUDE " We are not the enemy, but if you do not blindly follow, your individual thinking will be seen as an act as an enemy to which we simply cannot tolerate."
    Thus, I know this is a fucking lie, I mean, whom apart of the collective would attack the collective, right?
    fucking stupid bitch..
    take responsibility for your stupid antics, and how they affect your community. Stupid worthless bittch.

  39. Re:What are your experiences with the new Apple KB by overnight_failure · · Score: 1

    Personally I really don't like the new keyboard, I still use my older 15 inch pro for work and love going back to that keyboard. On the reliability front, I'm not sure what causes the failures (dust or otherwise) but mine failed within 3 months of buying it (which is about 5 months ago now). It was the spacebar that went on mine, it just stopped clicking every few taps. At the same time I had problems with the track pad too, conveniently they have to replace the whole top of the computer (including battery) to replace the keyboard since it's all glued together. Given how slow Apple have been updating their hardware these last few years and the restrictions, I'm planning to go hackintosh until they get their act together again.

  40. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You’re lying.

  41. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by michelcolman · · Score: 2

    Mine is shit too. Noisy as hell compared to the thicker mushier keys on my old laptop, the arrow up/down keys only register if you press them hard enough (press them softly, and it feels like the key came down all the way but it doesn't register as a key press), the return key stopped working one day (but started working again after some strong wiggling, probably one of those infamous specks of dust), I can't wait for the next key to fail.

    And don't get me started on the control strip above the keyboard, which would be great if it didn't register the slightest accidental brush of a partial finger as "send mail" or "clear calculator input" etc. That thing really ought to be force sensitive. (Fortunately the "Send Mail" button in Mail can be disabled in the settings). But I digress, that's not really a mechanical defect, just a bad design choice.

  42. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "apple usually is in another class' action lawsuit; yes.

  43. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh fuck off, fanboi.

  44. Its getting harder to tell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what apple is worse at. Hardware or software.

  45. Re: Class action = Only winners are the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but apple didnt get bought by ms or sun or hp or ibm.

  46. Apple censoring this on their forum by ThomasD3 · · Score: 1

    I can confirm that Apple is censoring posts about the lawsuit on their forums. I had posts deleted for mentioning it in a thread about the keyboard problems. If history is a good indication, that means they are aware these is a problem and it will follow the typical Apple playbook, which unfolds step by step through 1-2 years on every issue: - Deny there is a problem, attempt censorship - Blame the users - When users get fed up, receive lawsuit notifications. - Admit that some units are defective, but claim the number is small - Settle with a crappy repair program It's the same steps every time they want to cover a design flaw.

    1. Re:Apple censoring this on their forum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You’re a liar.

    2. Re:Apple censoring this on their forum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds exactly like apple.

  47. I'm familiar with the keyboard and video issues by movdqa · · Score: 1

    Both are deal-killers for me. I have a 2014 MBP and it's fine but Apple would have to fix these two issues for me to upgrade. I just bought a 1 TB SSD and 4 GB of RAM to add to an old 17 inch 2008 MBP - better keyboard than everything that has come after. I usually hook up a mechanical keyboard with Cherry MX Blues to my systems and only use the built-in keyboard when I'm at a coffee shop or otherwise mobile. So Apple: 1) fix the keyboards, 2) fix the video, 3) update the Mini, 4) Update the Pro. Give a little love to your Macs.

  48. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And don't get me started on the control strip above the keyboard, which would be great if it didn't register the slightest accidental brush of a partial finger as "send mail" or "clear calculator input" etc. That thing really ought to be force sensitive. (Fortunately the "Send Mail" button in Mail can be disabled in the settings).

    This. A thousand times, this. The mechanical parts of the keyboard are fine by comparison. No real problems, or at least none worse than my previous machines, which all occasionally had crumb problems (easily solved by massaging the key). But the touchbar? The touch bar needs to die in a fire. It is a perfect example of what SJ meant when he said that his most important job was saying no. Someone else should have said it, but apparently, nobody did, and as a result, we have the single most flaky laptop in the history of computing, constantly doing things that the user did not expect, all because somebody thought, "Let's add touch to the Mac, but let's not do it with an actual touchscreen." F**king wankers.

    My previous MacBook Pro, as much as the bad top speaker annoyed me, was a great machine until some dirtbag stole it out of my car in a church parking lot. Now, I have this touchbar travesty, and I'm not amused.

    The touchbar is orders of magnitude too sensitive, to the point that it is almost completely and utterly useless. I would estimate that fewer than one percent of detected touchbar touches were intentional. The rest were accidental triggers. It's so bad that I've literally disabled all of the touchbar buttons except for screen brightness, escape, keyboard brightness, and volume, and even with a mostly-empty touchbar, I STILL trigger them accidentally enough to be annoying. On my work machine, I even disabled the volume controls, because I kept accidentally unmuting it in the office while typing, and then wondered why I kept hearing Mail playing sounds every time an email arrived.

    My favorite touchbar hassle is its behavior in Finale, where I routinely have to hold down modifier keys while hitting numbers. The probability of accidentally touching the touchbar while doing that approaches 100%, and to make matters worse, there's an undocumented "feature" where if you hold down option and touch the touchbar, it opens System Preferences to the related pane (e.g. the Sound preferences pane if you option-touch the volume buttons). In theory, that sounds like a good idea. In practice, there have been days when I've launched System Preferences accidentally more than twenty times in a single editing session.

    The touchbar is, to be frank, so bad that I would gladly PAY Apple to replace it with a normal keyboard. That option was never available in the 15" model, or else I would never have gotten a touchbar to begin with, because frankly, it seemed like a gimmick, and I use the escape key a lot... but before I bought it, I never in my wildest dreams would have imagined that it would be anywhere near as bad as it is. I expected the escape key to be a headache. I didn't expect to have to basically disable the whole d**n touchbar just to get any work done.

    So what can be done to fix it? The most guaranteed-reliable fix would be to put touch sensors in the upper row of keys. If you're hovering over the upper row of keys, any touchbar touch is pretty much guaranteed to be an accident. You *might* be able to solve it by using pressure sensing, but the better solution from a touch perspective would be actually ensuring that the touch happens somewhere in the vicinity of the middle of the touch bar vertically, rather than near the bottom edge. If they made it ignore all touches in the bottom half of the strip, that would probably take care of most of the problems most of the time. That might even be possible to do in software.

    What I don't understand is how the folks in Apple's upper management could have believed that this worked well enough to ship it. We use MacBook Pros at work, and out of my

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  49. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tesla was in highway speed mode, doing over 60 mph. In this setting it purposely ignores stationary objects, else it would be braking constantly. In using this mode the human driver should have been alert for such an obvious obstacle, but was not. The driver survived with minor type injuries.

  50. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've been sitting on an order of broken laptops for two months? Man if that was me, during the second week I'd have drove to Dell headquarters and starting slapping people with broken laptops.

  51. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Khyber · · Score: 2

    "Except nobody that actually bought one is complaining."

    Hard to complain online when the fucking keyboard doesn't work.

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  52. What? by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

    Prayers to Gaia? How is Captain Planet supposed to help?

  53. Apple, the corp known for poor quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't even make a decent laptop any more.

    What a shame, what a turnaround.

  54. Re: Hockey puck mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Borrringg apple apology.

  55. Single Point of Failure by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

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  56. No secure keyboards either by thogard · · Score: 1

    If your keyboard is broken, you can't go and buy an Apple keyboard if you work in any industry that has mandatory security audits as all their new keyboards are wireless only and won't pass unless you work in a faraday cage.

    1. Re:No secure keyboards either by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Oh bloody hell. I just checked, and you're right. They used to have a perfectly good USB keyboard but they've gotten rid of it. Wireless-only now. :(

      Very frustrating. I work in an area with extremely bad RF interference, so bluetooth peripherals are extremely hit or miss depending on where you're sitting. I avoid wireless keyboards now cause it's just not worth the hassle.

  57. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

    I've said many times on Slashdot that my keyboard is shit.

    Actually, all you DO on Slashdot is bitch about Apple, and then continue to support the platform with your iOS Development.

    Why don't you just Develop for Android if you hate Apple so much, fucktard?

  58. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

    Do you have Parkinson's much?

    1. There seems to be plenty of space between the center of the top row of keys to the bottom of the Touchbar to avoid "Accidental Touches" by all but the most ham-fisted "Typists".

    2. If it bothers you that much, simply park an external keyboard (with a "real" ESC key!) in front of your MBP. Yes, it's a bit of a kludge, but since you can purchase a wireless keyboard for as little as $14 at Walmart, I have little sympathy for you. I did that when my work Samsung Laptop (which has a difficult-to-replace keyboard), suffered some key failures. It was that, or throw out an otherwise perfectly-functioning laptop.

    3. You CAN disable the Touchbar in s/w. Have you tried this?

    https://github.com/LumingYin/T...

    Having said that, I DO believe Apple should update their TouchBar driver or firmware to include some sort of "sensitivity" or "glancing-blow" detection/adjustment, kind of like with the Trackpad. Another fix would be to mount the entire TouchBar on a "spring-loaded" mount; so that a bit of down-force (albeit anywhere on the TB) would be required to "register" a Tap. If Apple can make a "clicky" Trackpad, then they could easily do that.

  59. Sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sympathetic, but frankly it's your own damned fault for buying Apple hardware.

    It's not like they don't have a history of this sort of thing, but you still keep buying their over-priced consumer-unfriendly stuff - This tells them that what they are doing is okay!

    Given how opposed they are to the right of consumers to repair their own stuff, I find it funny they are even giving you suggestions on how to fix the problem yourselves, nevermind the fact that that advice doesn't really help.

  60. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Ad hominem, three hacky solutions, then admission that there might be a problem anyway. The Kool Aid is strong with you bro. And I say this as a Mac user myself.

  61. Serves Apple users right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for being stupid enough to buy Apple products.

    Most Apple users don't have a clue how a computer works, hence they buy Apple because they think it will be easier to use than a 'scary' PC.

  62. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic apple apologist. You are an idiot

  63. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    I know at least two...

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  64. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    3. You CAN disable the Touchbar in s/w. Have you tried this?

    You mean he can disable the ESC and F-keys he just told you he actually needs in software? That seems super helpful!

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  65. Re:What are your experiences with the new Apple KB by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Well, I had an issue with my F key for a while, with two commercial air filters in my apartment and a dust cover on the keyboard, so I'm going to say yes, even if you keep your laptop clean and free of dust, these issues are real.

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  66. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're in a church parking lot. Right away, you're in a place where two types of people gather: Those who lie and fool others for a living and are commended for it, and those who have been led to gullibility... people taught to believe in their own personal brand of deity, who will help them conquer their enemies and non-believers and send believers to permanent torture when they do not follow the deity's rules... which include threatening small children and women.

    Don't you see you're in a bad place to begin with? You need help. Once you get away from that environment you will realize what a danger the churches are to society. You have value, and it can be best shown by first getting off your knees and brushing yourself off.

  67. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    3. You CAN disable the Touchbar in s/w. Have you tried this?

    You mean he can disable the ESC and F-keys he just told you he actually needs in software? That seems super helpful!

    Actually, I kinda doubt it's that big of a problem.

    I Googled for about a half hour, and I only turned-up about two reports of this "Hyper-Sensitivity" he spoke of. I don't doubt he experiences it; but if it was THAT much of an issue, Apple would have released a Firmware/Driver update to adjust sensitivity by now. Something as simple as defining the "hot spot" as a much smaller zone, instead of the entire "button" rectangle, and/or requiring a longer press, and/or a "larger" press, immediately come to mind.

  68. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    I never claimed it was a problem, only that the proposed solution was unhelpful.

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  69. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    Do you have Parkinson's much?

    That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.

    1. There seems to be plenty of space between the center of the top row of keys to the bottom of the Touchbar to avoid "Accidental Touches" by all but the most ham-fisted "Typists".

    Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.

    2. If it bothers you that much, simply park an external keyboard (with a "real" ESC key!) in front of your MBP. Yes, it's a bit of a kludge ...

    A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.

    Having said that, I DO believe Apple should update their TouchBar driver or firmware to include some sort of "sensitivity" or "glancing-blow" detection/adjustment, kind of like with the Trackpad. Another fix would be to mount the entire TouchBar on a "spring-loaded" mount; so that a bit of down-force (albeit anywhere on the TB) would be required to "register" a Tap. If Apple can make a "clicky" Trackpad, then they could easily do that.

    The right fix would have been to put the touchbar above the function key row, rather than replacing it. If almost nobody uses those keys (which is probably the case, with the exception of escape), then they would serve as an adequate buffer zone. But that doesn't fit the narrative of those being useless legacy baggage, so....

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  70. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Do you have Parkinson's much?

    That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.

    You are entirely correct. Please accept my sincere apology for my unknowing gaffe and insensitivity.

    1. There seems to be plenty of space between the center of the top row of keys to the bottom of the Touchbar to avoid "Accidental Touches" by all but the most ham-fisted "Typists".

    Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.

    Perhaps you should adjust your "chording" a bit. I am really not trying to be snarky.

    2. If it bothers you that much, simply park an external keyboard (with a "real" ESC key!) in front of your MBP. Yes, it's a bit of a kludge ...

    A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.

    well, you can continue to bitch about the keyboard you can't change, or find a way to deal with it. But I think you are much more interested in the former "solution"

    Having said that, I DO believe Apple should update their TouchBar driver or firmware to include some sort of "sensitivity" or "glancing-blow" detection/adjustment, kind of like with the Trackpad. Another fix would be to mount the entire TouchBar on a "spring-loaded" mount; so that a bit of down-force (albeit anywhere on the TB) would be required to "register" a Tap. If Apple can make a "clicky" Trackpad, then they could easily do that.

    The right fix would have been to put the touchbar above the function key row, rather than replacing it. If almost nobody uses those keys (which is probably the case, with the exception of escape), then they would serve as an adequate buffer zone. But that doesn't fit the narrative of those being useless legacy baggage, so....

    Well,that might be one solution, and my suggestion for Apple to "fix it in software", might be another...

  71. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    Do you have Parkinson's much?

    That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.

    You are entirely correct. Please accept my sincere apology for my unknowing gaffe and insensitivity.

    No worries. To be fair, I chuckled a bit. :-)

    1. There seems to be plenty of space between the center of the top row of keys to the bottom of the Touchbar to avoid "Accidental Touches" by all but the most ham-fisted "Typists".

    Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.

    Perhaps you should adjust your "chording" a bit. I am really not trying to be snarky.

    Absolutely, though it turns out to be easier said than done. The easier solution, albeit a partial one, was just to make sure the parts of the touchbar that my middle finger gets near when holding option-6 through option-8 with my left hand are blank. That at least makes it tolerable.

    2. If it bothers you that much, simply park an external keyboard (with a "real" ESC key!) in front of your MBP. Yes, it's a bit of a kludge ...

    A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.

    well, you can continue to bitch about the keyboard you can't change, or find a way to deal with it. But I think you are much more interested in the former "solution"

    That's not a solution. At best it's a workaround, and isn't very practical when I'm not at home. The thing is, a lot of folks at Apple read Slashdot. Complaining about it might not solve the problem for me, but at least it might get somebody's attention who can solve it (whether through software or future design changes).

    The biggest problem with the touchbar, honestly, is that the software that drives it is so underdeveloped. They provide support for app developers to customize it for a particular app, but they don't support letting users customize it for a specific app. (You can only choose between a few predefined sets or a single custom set.) If I could make the touchbar show nothing in Finale, show only the escape key in Terminal, etc. without fragile third-party hacks, it would be a lot less horrid. And the lack of touch sensitivity/glancing blow detection is just one of many examples of them shipping this hardware before the software was really ready.

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  72. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not complaining or not being listened to.

  73. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    I've said many times on Slashdot that my keyboard is shit.

    Considering you don't buy Apple products: so?

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  74. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Do you have Parkinson's much?

    That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.

    You are entirely correct. Please accept my sincere apology for my unknowing gaffe and insensitivity.

    No worries. To be fair, I chuckled a bit. :-)

    You Insensitive Clod! ;-)

    1. There seems to be plenty of space between the center of the top row of keys to the bottom of the Touchbar to avoid "Accidental Touches" by all but the most ham-fisted "Typists".

    Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.

    Perhaps you should adjust your "chording" a bit. I am really not trying to be snarky.

    Absolutely, though it turns out to be easier said than done. The easier solution, albeit a partial one, was just to make sure the parts of the touchbar that my middle finger gets near when holding option-6 through option-8 with my left hand are blank. That at least makes it tolerable.

    Ok.

    2. If it bothers you that much, simply park an external keyboard (with a "real" ESC key!) in front of your MBP. Yes, it's a bit of a kludge ...

    A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.

    well, you can continue to bitch about the keyboard you can't change, or find a way to deal with it. But I think you are much more interested in the former "solution"

    That's not a solution. At best it's a workaround, and isn't very practical when I'm not at home. The thing is, a lot of folks at Apple read Slashdot. Complaining about it might not solve the problem for me, but at least it might get somebody's attention who can solve it (whether through software or future design changes).

    The biggest problem with the touchbar, honestly, is that the software that drives it is so underdeveloped. They provide support for app developers to customize it for a particular app, but they don't support letting users customize it for a specific app. (You can only choose between a few predefined sets or a single custom set.) If I could make the touchbar show nothing in Finale, show only the escape key in Terminal, etc. without fragile third-party hacks, it would be a lot less horrid. And the lack of touch sensitivity/glancing blow detection is just one of many examples of them shipping this hardware before the software was really ready.

    I'd complain on MacRumors, too...

    And to be fair, unless it has gotten a LOT better since I last dealt with it in 1988 or so (which is ENTIRELY possible!), Finale was not the most well-thought-out UI experience. Afterall, it is a high-end Music COMPOSITION and ARRANGEMENT tool; not "Performance" software.

  75. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    And to be fair, unless it has gotten a LOT better since I last dealt with it in 1988 or so (which is ENTIRELY possible!), Finale was not the most well-thought-out UI experience. Afterall, it is a high-end Music COMPOSITION and ARRANGEMENT tool; not "Performance" software.

    It has gotten a lot better since 1988. But it is still just for composition and arrangement, not performance. Those weird key combinations I described are ways of changing the duration of notes as you enter them. You choose (for example) the eighth note tool, click in or hit enter to place the note, then hit option-# to change it from an eighth note to the actual duration that you intended. Once you know the key combinations, you can key stuff in much more quickly.

    There are also keyboard combinations for things like articulations, where if you want something to be staccato (for example), you can choose the articulation tool and hold down the 'S' key while clicking, rather than clicking and then searching for the dot in the resulting menu afterwards.

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  76. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    And to be fair, unless it has gotten a LOT better since I last dealt with it in 1988 or so (which is ENTIRELY possible!), Finale was not the most well-thought-out UI experience. Afterall, it is a high-end Music COMPOSITION and ARRANGEMENT tool; not "Performance" software.

    It has gotten a lot better since 1988. But it is still just for composition and arrangement, not performance. Those weird key combinations I described are ways of changing the duration of notes as you enter them. You choose (for example) the eighth note tool, click in or hit enter to place the note, then hit option-# to change it from an eighth note to the actual duration that you intended. Once you know the key combinations, you can key stuff in much more quickly.

    There are also keyboard combinations for things like articulations, where if you want something to be staccato (for example), you can choose the articulation tool and hold down the 'S' key while clicking, rather than clicking and then searching for the dot in the resulting menu afterwards.

    As I said, not the best thought-out UI experience.

    But why not just "enter" using a MIDI keyboard? Finale has supported that even back when I used it. That HAS to be the fastest way to enter music into Finale. Even one of those mini keyboard controllers, like the Korg one, would be better than entering music via point-n-click. Sure, you'll have to go back and put in your articulation stuff (like the Stacatto dots); but it gets the raw ideas down quickly.

    I once worked at a High School Computer Lab, and one of the more tech-savvy English teachers would bring classes down to the lab to do English Comp. assignments on our 30+ Apple ][ computers and AppleWorks. She taught an interesting way, that has stuck with me. She taught "Get your thoughts down. Don't fret the spelling, punctuation, or even most grammar." Since it is a word-processor, those things are easy to go back and correct in a second-pass. But getting your thoughts down is the most important thing at first.

    So, I am saying, the same thing goes for writing music. "Scribble it out" first with the AGO keyboard, then use your mouse and computer keyboard to edit.

  77. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I Googled for about a half hour, and I only turned-up about two reports of this "Hyper-Sensitivity" he spoke of.

    I have no problem believing everything he says.

    Many years ago I bought a MacBook. The OS had this annoying mouse acceleration curve which was actually a step function, e.g. under N pixels/second and the multiplier was 1.0, over N pixels/second and it was 2.0, etc. It was unimaginably annoying as I tended to move the mouse at a speed right on the threshold, so it would constantly jump between two speeds.

    So, I figure, why not just turn it off? Well, Apple in their infinite wisdom decided that having two sliders for mouse control, one for acceleration and one for speed, would be too confusing to users. So they made one slider control both. So the only way to disable acceleration completely was to slow the mouse to an absolute crawl, as if it were taking the number of pixels the mouse moved and dividing that by ten and moving the pointer that much.

    Strangely, it was hard to find people with this same problem via Google. There were a few applications (some free, some $40 or more) that claimed they could fix it, but at least none of the free ones did anything that wasn't available from that single slider in the mouse settings, and I wasn't willing to spend $40 to *maybe* fix a fundamental design flaw. I also found one blog post complaining about the issue. Everyone else thought it was fine.

    As best I could figure, everyone who used Apple was an Apple fan-boy and was just in denial. Everyone in forums would say it was fine. I even talked to someone in-person who thought it was fine, and they even tried to show me, as they carefully and slowly moved the mouse to point at an icon. My whole point was that I could quickly move the mouse to point at any small part of the screen in Linux and Windows, but in OSX, quickly moving the mouse always led to massively over-shooting or under-shooting the landing due to the randomness in mouse speed created by that speed step function.

    I can see the same thing happening here. Major design flaw in the human interface, and the fanboys just tip-toe around it to pretend like there isn't a problem by typing so slowly and carefully that they can mostly avoid the problem rather than trying to use their machines at the same speed anyone who uses a PC can use it with no trouble whatsoever.

  78. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    But why not just "enter" using a MIDI keyboard? Finale has supported that even back when I used it. That HAS to be the fastest way to enter music into Finale.

    Same reason I don't carry an external typing keyboard. No room in my camera bag. :-)

    But honestly, by the time you correct all the transcription/quantization mistakes, it's not actually faster, in my experience, than keying it in by hand with a computer keyboard — particularly while composing. Obviously YMMV.

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  79. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, why the hell is an automatized car self-driving at 60 mph on the road? It should slow down to 40 mph or 35 mph. Or lower still, like 15 mph max in town. With some kind of warning lights, or a normal car preceding it and another following it.

  80. Re: Class action = Apple's 2nd tier of tech suppor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the power of apples reality distortion field.

  81. The other reason why these keyboards are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The buckle (the pressure you have to push through for feeling the click) occurs before the click is registered. If you type fast and light you definitely will miss key-presses. Every user pounces these keyboards till they reach the bottom of the stroke. One of my collegues attributes his Repetitive Strain Injury to this new keyboard.

    The best mobile keyboard Apple made is the MacBook Air keyboard, there is no reason to make laptops thinner, just remove the touch bar and use a good keyboard. I dream of an updated 11" MacBook Air, just the latest CPU and more memory/SSD, no USB C needed, no retina needed, if I need a high resolution, I just connect an external screen.