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Class Action Suit Filed Against Apple Over the Keyboards in MacBook Pro and MacBook Laptops (theoutline.com)
On Friday, Apple was hit with a class action lawsuit over the butterfly-switch keyboards, found on the current generation MacBook Pro and MacBook lineups, that have plagued its customers since they were released in 2015. The suit, filed in the Northern District Court of California, alleges that Apple "promoted and sold laptops it knew were defective in that they contain a keyboard that is substantially certain to fail prematurely," The Outline reports, and that selling these computers not only directly to its customers but also to third party retailers constitutes a violation of good faith. From the report: The Outline was the first outlet to substantially cover the magnitude of the issue, writing that Apple Geniuses responsible for diagnosing and repairing these Apple computers would benevolently attribute dead keys and double-spacing spacebars to a "piece of dust" stuck under the keyboard. Under Apple's warranty, Geniuses might offer to replace the entire top case of the computer, a process that takes about a week. Out of warranty, it costs about $700 to replace this part on a MacBook Pro. Apple has declined repeatedly to comment on the issue, but directs sufferers to a support page that instructs users how to tilt the computer at an angle, blow canned air under the malfunctioning keys, light candles arranged in the shape of a pentagram, and recite an incantation to Gaia in hopes of fixing their machines. Earlier this month, users kickstarted a petition on Change.org that calls on Apple to recall MacBook Pro units released since late 2016 over the defective keyboard. The petition has garnered about 20,000 signatures. Widely respected iOS developer and Apple commentator Marco Arment tweeted on the news, "We can't know for sure that Apple knew the 2016 keyboards were defective and sold them anyway. But it's hard to see how they couldn't have known. They were released 18 months earlier in the 12" MacBook, and those had the same problems with high failure rates from the start."
In most companies, if the first tier of tech support is unable to resolve your issue it gets escalated to a 2nd tier of support personnel. At Apple it gets escalated to black hole, requiring customers to file class actions to get resolution.
I've got several laptops, I generally don't open the lid though or use the built in keyboard, I hook it up to a tv via HDMI and use a logitech keyboard/mouse with a wireless USB dongle.
Doesn't everyone?
In a word, no. Most people just use a laptop as a laptop, and if they spend that much time at a desk, they have a desktop. I for one got tired of thermal throttling and stopped trying to use a laptop as a desktop. I have a fleet of shitty little netbooks that can be stolen or lost without serious consequence, and a nice desktop box.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
I haven't had extensive experience with these new keyboards. But my expectation of any keyboard is that it keeps working even if it gets a little dirty. My work laptop (an MSI with a thin "scissor" type keyboard) deals well with dirt, if a breadcrumb works its way under a key and blocks it, I just mash the key to break the crumb and keep working, and vacuum out the debris later. From what I hear, these Apple keyboards are very susceptible to dirt and mashing the keys doesn't help.
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
Posting as AC because I work as an Apple service tech during the day.
These systems are probably the worst computers Apple has ever produced. The failure rate on them is astoundingly bad- so bad in fact, that the shop I work for is thinking about getting out of the Apple repair business just because we can't adequately support our customers when servicing these machines. We want to, but our hands are completely tied. It's a crap shoot if we can even get new chassis in stock these days (the keyboard is riveted to the lower chassis, which also contains the non-removable battery pack and a few other components). More and more we've been having to send the entire machine into Apple for servicing, at which point they just send you back someone else's refurb (yes, really, this is becoming an extremely common occurrence when servicing any of their portables) and you get to go through the whole process again when that inevitably breaks.
We've been swamped with these machines to the point that it's been clogging up our service centre for other customers with different machines. On any given week, there's as few as 5 machines awaiting parts (or to be shipped to Apple) and as many as 12. It's usually the keyboard that fails- either one or more keys refuse to work properly, or in some cases we've seen the entire board go tits up and totally scramble the input of the keys (ie, C types Z, J becomes backspace, etc). Other failures include bad or cracked touch bars (don't ask me how these get shattered so often, people keep swearing that they opened up their system one day and it was cracked- I'm starting to think the glass is shattering under the thermal stress from being positioned near the hot end of the system) and logic board failures presumably due to overheated components (we can't perform board level service on these machines, but that hasn't stopped me from putting a few systems under a microscope and poking around- there's a few power related ICs that seem to love blowing up and killing the entire system).
All in all, I've never seen anything like it. Our owner is pissed off enough he's thinking about dropping Apple entirely and pushing our customers to convert. We do service PC laptops, but it's rare we see keyboard issues with those that can't be fixed in 15 minutes using a $30 replacement part. With the MBPs, it's a $900 CAD piece, and you can't just buy one from Apple- you have to go through GSX to requisition one and send back the old part after you've removed it (they REALLY don't want spare parts getting out onto the second hand market). But again, that's assuming they're even in stock. The last time I was able to order a lower chassis was three weeks ago, and we've had to ship in about two dozen systems since then (which won't come back for 1-2 weeks).
Anyways, if you want my professional opinion- stay away from these machines. They're defective by design and Apple is clearly buckling under the service load (we're seeing something similar with the iMac Pro as well). I don't know what the fuck they're smoking over there these days, but it's nothing good. A keyboard should not be an integral part of a computer like this. It should be easily removable and serviced without having to scrap half the chassis in the process. Apple fucked up big time here, and it's finally swinging around to bite them in the ass. They won't admit it though, it's more likely you'll see some reference to a vague repair program in a few months promising to fix "affected" machines (hint: they're all affected).
Don't be a sheep! Buy a laptop from a reputable manufacturer and only pay $500 for it. Laptop keyboards are not something we need to keep re-inventing. They have already been invented and proven to work reliably, and only cost $12 - $15.
They stop working with the slightest spec of dust. Unfortunately the world is full of dust, skin flakes off constantly...
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and if they spend that much time at a desk, they have a desktop.
Except the "desktop" Apple makes is a trashcan with all the parts welded to the motherboard. No upgrading, no replacing bad parts. If something goes wrong or breaks, you have a multi-thousand dollar paper weight.
People are whining because their keyboards stop working when they spill coffee on them,.
It is not just coffee. If you eat a cookie, or any crumbly food, over the keyboard, you will get stuck keys. Beach sand is also a problem. You can fix most laptops by turning them over and giving them a good shake. But I have had to remove keys from my MacBook many times to clean out debris.
People may say "Hey, just don't eat cookies while browsing, and don't take your MacBook to the beach", but why should I have to sacrifice my quality of life to accommodate Apple's crappy keyboards?
I don't know what you Mac people do, but in the Windows world, we use something called a docking station. This lets us have the portability of a laptop, such as for meetings, and also the comfort and usability of a desktop, such as dual screens and a real keyboard. My work laptop hardly ever gets opened, except when I take it to meetings.
Recently, I was prompted to install an OSX update. It bricked my laptop on reboot. Fortunately the installer was on a separate partition and I could boot back into the previous OS, but I have NEVER seen such shitty software releases from Apple in 14 years of usage. Ever since Steve died the company is ruder-less.
Except the "desktop" Apple makes is a trashcan with all the parts welded to the motherboard.
It also hasn't been upgraded in nearly 5 years. A MacBook Pro laptop is faster, cheaper, and works with modern 4K monitors.
That's a very likely scenario.
Stupid fuck Jony Ive the imbecile is running all the "design". I bet that the fatass bastard is telling every sane engineer to shut up or else.
I can't believe you admit to owning an Apple product from last year! That alone proves you're not really supportive of Apple and just using the failed hardware as an excuse to bash the company like the hater you are...
/sarc (do I really need it? In the day and age of ACs, probably yes...)
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
I use mine about 60/40 desktop/laptop. I have this 39 inch 4K display at both home and work, which connects to my MacBook Pro with USB-C. This gives me about 5 square feet of screen real estate, enough to fully display an editor, debugger, browser, and test window, all with no overlap, and 20 inches of vertical text. I use this ergonomic keyboard for long hours of RSI-free typing. But I also use my laptop as a laptop while commuting, in meetings, and in bed.
This. The keyboard comes out with a few screws and a connector or two. Anyone with a bit of mechanical talent can grok how to replace it. No "Genius(tm)" needed. No need to "replace the top case" or whatever Apple's boneheaded, crappy-ass design requires people to do.
Apple produces the Buick product in a world of Chevrolets.
Quit with the 'Mercedes' bullshit.
why should I have to sacrifice my quality of life to accommodate Apple's crappy keyboards?
For the same reason you accept anything with caveats?
Since when is it incumbent on the world to satisfy all YOUR USE CASES, after having told you, hey, dipshit, dont do that.
Dont like it, dont buy the product.
Also, dont buy the product and brow beat companies into fixing what wasnt broken because you refuse to adhere to the use standard it provided.
AND, dont LIKE IT? DONT buy the product.
I've said many times on Slashdot that my keyboard is shit.
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So in your mind, a fast charging battery is more important than a keyboard that works?? Wow.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
So I am supposed to only use my laptop in a clean room? We are renovating our hose and removed 1000 square feet of tile floor. I didn't have my laptop where it was dusty but all rooms had some dust. Am I supposed to have a special clean locker for my laptop?
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Any house with pets is going to have a lot of dust as well.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
I'm guessing you clean your house a lot and you don't have a lot of pets.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Why the hell do you spend extra on a laptop then? I get a laptop precisely because I DON'T want to be tied to a desk. Sometimes I even work outside where it is DIRTY *gasp*.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Whiners should be paid in round hockey puck mice
However the new macs are both awesomely nice and one of the word set of ergonomic choices ever since the puck mouse.
The touchbar is aweful for some people because just the slightest graze acts cares the key. No mechanical press tequired. I'm constantly activating the music pls button or hitting the escape key by accident . Since the keys move around there is no muscle memory and you have to look with your eyes to find the key to want. It sucks.
Astonishingly the track pad has finally reached a size where you can argue it's too large . It eats any use of the surface as a palm rest. Lots of accidental mousing results.
And the stroke depth on the keys is too shallow for what I've become used to. It feels hard against my fingers at the bottom . I dislike it compared to the old one.
But hell as far as durability goes this is vastly better than the crap HP serves up as a keyboard
Its just not up to apple level expectations.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Gone are the days when a corporation would acknowledge a problem and fix it. Now it takes lawsuits to get anything done. It would've been cheaper for Apple to acknowledge and fix the issue. As another poster stated, the 2nd tier of Apple's support is the class action lawsuit.
Uh no, I'm not going to pay good money to solve problems on an expensive 'pro' machine that shouldn't be there in the first place. If Apple had recommended such a keyboard cover as part of a purchase, as a measure to make their laptops last in normal environments then I could have made an educated decision. But they don't do that, because then it would hurt their laptop sales. Honestly, I didn't even know keyboard covers existed and I think that is ridiculously complicated. I've always had Thinkpads and the keyboards have always been fine.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
1) An automobile is way more expensive then a laptop, 2) Automobile warranty's last way longer than on a laptop, 3) What does this have to do with anything? So Mercedes sucks as well apparently. That's between Mercedes and their customers.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
I for one got tired of thermal throttling and stopped trying to use a laptop as a desktop. I have a fleet of shitty little netbooks that can be stolen or lost without serious consequence, and a nice desktop box.
I don't know what you Mac people do,
Let me just stop you right there, son. I'm not a Mac person. I mean sure, I own a Mac, but it's the last dome-shaped G4. I was using Macs back when they were new and exciting, so I think I can be forgiven for still owning one. My primary desktop is AMD-based, and it dual-boots Windows 7 and Ubuntu. My secondary desktop is also AMD-based, and boots Mint. All my netbooks run Windows or Linux, and have Atom processors.
but in the Windows world, we use something called a docking station. This lets us have the portability of a laptop, such as for meetings, and also the comfort and usability of a desktop, such as dual screens and a real keyboard.
This doesn't address the thermal throttling issue of trying to do desktop computing with mobile parts in the smallest-possible case, but thanks for playing anyway. Maybe next time you can read the comment before replying. Only a few laptops offer a docking station with PCI-Ex16, which is what's needed to get a decent GPU and also be able to feed it power.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Apple has had much worse problems with laptop keyboards in the past, so this is exaggerated.
My first Apple laptop was a 17" PowerBook in 2003. The G key was obviously broken out of the box. I had to fight to get it replaced and threatening a chargeback on a $3,500 laptop didn't even work. It took about 14 weeks to get it fixed because the part was new and the repair depot didn't have it in stock yet. I bought an iBook to make do while the PowerBook was gone, and I had to replace the keyboard twice. Admittedly, I was volunteer teaching a programming class in a middle school at the time and letting students use my laptop so that was hard use. At least the iBook keyboard was very easy to replace. My next laptop was a late-2008 MacBook. The left cmd key broke the first week. A little tab on the bottom of the key broke so it wouldn't stay in place. It took me about two years of going to Apple stores before I finally found one that happened to have a spare keycap of that key. Well, it was the other cmd key, so the label on the key was backwards. On my late-2012 MacBook Pro Retina, the keys would sometimes stick since either the case or the keyboard was a little off. That fixed itself for all of the commonly used keys after a few months of typing. The keycaps on the most commonly used keys are flaking plastic off. I've cut myself several times. I sent it back for repair the last week before AppleCare expired, and Apple annoyingly returned it without replacing the keycaps.
With my late 2016 MacBook Pro that I bought used about a year ago, I haven't had any problems with the keyboard. It's the first Apple laptop I haven't had keyboard problems with (well, at least yet). I eat at my desk and smoke while using the laptop, so I'm pretty much a worst-case user. Also, I work in a former warehouse without AC and my window is just above the building's loading dock so I get a lot of disgusting black, oily exhaust fumes on everything, but that hasn't caused a problem with the keyboard.
>dont LIKE IT? DONT buy the product.
Yeah. Think about THAT next time, ShanghaiBill.
Think about your onerous "I don't like laptops made with shitty keyboard design" expectation next time you buy a laptop that says Shitty Keyboard on the box.
Oh wait, that made zero sense. Wow, what kind of dumbfuck would think it did?
Personally I really don't like the new keyboard, I still use my older 15 inch pro for work and love going back to that keyboard. On the reliability front, I'm not sure what causes the failures (dust or otherwise) but mine failed within 3 months of buying it (which is about 5 months ago now). It was the spacebar that went on mine, it just stopped clicking every few taps. At the same time I had problems with the track pad too, conveniently they have to replace the whole top of the computer (including battery) to replace the keyboard since it's all glued together. Given how slow Apple have been updating their hardware these last few years and the restrictions, I'm planning to go hackintosh until they get their act together again.
I believe they have always been vented through the keyboard. I don't see vents anywhere else like I do on my Thinkpads. I wondered about the same thing too when I read about the keyboard covers.
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Eating cookies on the beach while using my laptop sounds like a fairly awesome life to me!
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
You hit the nail on the head there. No company tells you the truth about longevity and there is no way to know until these laptops get old enough to experience issues. Totally unfair to blame the consumer for this.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Mine is shit too. Noisy as hell compared to the thicker mushier keys on my old laptop, the arrow up/down keys only register if you press them hard enough (press them softly, and it feels like the key came down all the way but it doesn't register as a key press), the return key stopped working one day (but started working again after some strong wiggling, probably one of those infamous specks of dust), I can't wait for the next key to fail.
And don't get me started on the control strip above the keyboard, which would be great if it didn't register the slightest accidental brush of a partial finger as "send mail" or "clear calculator input" etc. That thing really ought to be force sensitive. (Fortunately the "Send Mail" button in Mail can be disabled in the settings). But I digress, that's not really a mechanical defect, just a bad design choice.
genuinely curious, what kind of quality of life are you talking about that requires you to take a computer to the beach?
I can confirm that Apple is censoring posts about the lawsuit on their forums. I had posts deleted for mentioning it in a thread about the keyboard problems. If history is a good indication, that means they are aware these is a problem and it will follow the typical Apple playbook, which unfolds step by step through 1-2 years on every issue: - Deny there is a problem, attempt censorship - Blame the users - When users get fed up, receive lawsuit notifications. - Admit that some units are defective, but claim the number is small - Settle with a crappy repair program It's the same steps every time they want to cover a design flaw.
Both are deal-killers for me. I have a 2014 MBP and it's fine but Apple would have to fix these two issues for me to upgrade. I just bought a 1 TB SSD and 4 GB of RAM to add to an old 17 inch 2008 MBP - better keyboard than everything that has come after. I usually hook up a mechanical keyboard with Cherry MX Blues to my systems and only use the built-in keyboard when I'm at a coffee shop or otherwise mobile. So Apple: 1) fix the keyboards, 2) fix the video, 3) update the Mini, 4) Update the Pro. Give a little love to your Macs.
This. A thousand times, this. The mechanical parts of the keyboard are fine by comparison. No real problems, or at least none worse than my previous machines, which all occasionally had crumb problems (easily solved by massaging the key). But the touchbar? The touch bar needs to die in a fire. It is a perfect example of what SJ meant when he said that his most important job was saying no. Someone else should have said it, but apparently, nobody did, and as a result, we have the single most flaky laptop in the history of computing, constantly doing things that the user did not expect, all because somebody thought, "Let's add touch to the Mac, but let's not do it with an actual touchscreen." F**king wankers.
My previous MacBook Pro, as much as the bad top speaker annoyed me, was a great machine until some dirtbag stole it out of my car in a church parking lot. Now, I have this touchbar travesty, and I'm not amused.
The touchbar is orders of magnitude too sensitive, to the point that it is almost completely and utterly useless. I would estimate that fewer than one percent of detected touchbar touches were intentional. The rest were accidental triggers. It's so bad that I've literally disabled all of the touchbar buttons except for screen brightness, escape, keyboard brightness, and volume, and even with a mostly-empty touchbar, I STILL trigger them accidentally enough to be annoying. On my work machine, I even disabled the volume controls, because I kept accidentally unmuting it in the office while typing, and then wondered why I kept hearing Mail playing sounds every time an email arrived.
My favorite touchbar hassle is its behavior in Finale, where I routinely have to hold down modifier keys while hitting numbers. The probability of accidentally touching the touchbar while doing that approaches 100%, and to make matters worse, there's an undocumented "feature" where if you hold down option and touch the touchbar, it opens System Preferences to the related pane (e.g. the Sound preferences pane if you option-touch the volume buttons). In theory, that sounds like a good idea. In practice, there have been days when I've launched System Preferences accidentally more than twenty times in a single editing session.
The touchbar is, to be frank, so bad that I would gladly PAY Apple to replace it with a normal keyboard. That option was never available in the 15" model, or else I would never have gotten a touchbar to begin with, because frankly, it seemed like a gimmick, and I use the escape key a lot... but before I bought it, I never in my wildest dreams would have imagined that it would be anywhere near as bad as it is. I expected the escape key to be a headache. I didn't expect to have to basically disable the whole d**n touchbar just to get any work done.
So what can be done to fix it? The most guaranteed-reliable fix would be to put touch sensors in the upper row of keys. If you're hovering over the upper row of keys, any touchbar touch is pretty much guaranteed to be an accident. You *might* be able to solve it by using pressure sensing, but the better solution from a touch perspective would be actually ensuring that the touch happens somewhere in the vicinity of the middle of the touch bar vertically, rather than near the bottom edge. If they made it ignore all touches in the bottom half of the strip, that would probably take care of most of the problems most of the time. That might even be possible to do in software.
What I don't understand is how the folks in Apple's upper management could have believed that this worked well enough to ship it. We use MacBook Pros at work, and out of my
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Iâ(TM)ve got a 2017 âoeKaby Lakeâ MacBook Pro, just closing in on a year and have zero issues so far. With my luck, it will probably start acting up a day after the warranty expires!
Well, zero issues if you don't count not knowing how to type a fucking apostrophe.
"Except nobody that actually bought one is complaining."
Hard to complain online when the fucking keyboard doesn't work.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
Prayers to Gaia? How is Captain Planet supposed to help?
'Nuff said.
Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
If your keyboard is broken, you can't go and buy an Apple keyboard if you work in any industry that has mandatory security audits as all their new keyboards are wireless only and won't pass unless you work in a faraday cage.
USB-C/Thunderbolt 3 is awesome like that. Connect a single cable and you're in business. I love it. But like you, I still like the laptop keyboard to work. I didn't get Apple Care and I'm praying this keyboard will keep working. They're quite fragile :(
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I'm guessing you clean your house a lot and you don't have a lot of pets.
Don't listen to this idiot.
He seems utterly incapable of taking even the most minimal care of equipment. At one point, he complained of going through some utterly impossible number of power cables, too.
I would really hate to see what his "work area" looks like, with Taco Bell wrappers and half-eaten french fry containers and whatnot, with a little "clean spot" carved-out for his MacBook Pro (which he doesn't care about, since his employer reportedly bought it FOR him)...
Iâ(TM)ve got a 2017 âoeKaby Lakeâ MacBook Pro, just closing in on a year and have zero issues so far. With my luck, it will probably start acting up a day after the warranty expires!
Well, zero issues if you don't count not knowing how to type a fucking apostrophe.
Nice way to deflect the fact that Apple apparently addressed the issue, at least going forward.
And I bet if you bitch about keyboard issues, you will get a new top-case-section, with a nice, new v2 Keyboard in it.
No need for a stupid Class-Action. All that does is make some Attorneys richer.
This. The keyboard comes out with a few screws and a connector or two. Anyone with a bit of mechanical talent can grok how to replace it. No "Genius(tm)" needed.
No need to "replace the top case" or whatever Apple's boneheaded, crappy-ass design requires people to do.
Unfortunately, it is NOT simple on a Unibody MacBook Pro (or any of the various Laptops trying to COPY that design, like my work Samsung RV511) to replace the keyboard. In fact, it is one of the worst packaging decisions Apple has ever made, IMHO.
About 2 weeks after I got it, something really big and heavy accidently got dropped on my 2012 MacBook Pro's keyboard. Instant death for 3 keytops! They keys still work, but it's kind of ugly. Of course, no way would that be covered under ANYONE's warranty (I didn't even try). So I looked into replacing the keyboard myself.
Although I have been an electronic bench-tech at certain times in my life, I QUICKLY decided it wasn't worth the effort to replace the keyboard. So I didn't.
BTW, interestingly enough, when my work's Samsung RV511 laptop's keyboard developed some keys that just-won't-work, no matter what, I looked into replacing ITs keyboard. Same fucking thing! You have to disassemble the laptop just about down to the last fucking screw to FINALLY reach the keyboard! Only THEN is it a matter of undoing the few mounting screws and taking 30 seconds to replace the keyboard. But by then, you have quite a display of different-sized screws, daughter boards, etc. sitting BESIDE what USED to be your laptop!
Don't believe me?
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You hit the nail on the head there. No company tells you the truth about longevity and there is no way to know until these laptops get old enough to experience issues. Totally unfair to blame the consumer for this.
And doofus, if you actually KNEW anything about product-design, you would understand that, NO amount of "destructive testing" which Apple most assuredly does, prepares the OEM for the "cleverness" of real-world users.
As an alleged software Developer, you should innately UNDERSTAND that.
So I am supposed to only use my laptop in a clean room? We are renovating our hose and removed 1000 square feet of tile floor. I didn't have my laptop where it was dusty but all rooms had some dust. Am I supposed to have a special clean locker for my laptop?
Ah, NOW the truth comes out!
Not too many things more insidious and abrasive than ceramic dust...
Kiss anything with a FAN goodbye, moron!
Uh no, I'm not going to pay good money to solve problems on an expensive 'pro' machine that shouldn't be there in the first place. If Apple had recommended such a keyboard cover as part of a purchase, as a measure to make their laptops last in normal environments then I could have made an educated decision. But they don't do that, because then it would hurt their laptop sales. Honestly, I didn't even know keyboard covers existed and I think that is ridiculously complicated. I've always had Thinkpads and the keyboards have always been fine.
You weren't putting them in a CONSTRUCTION ZONE, RETARD!
OMG you're SUCH an entitled, incessant WHINER!
and if they spend that much time at a desk, they have a desktop.
Except the "desktop" Apple makes is a trashcan with all the parts welded to the motherboard. No upgrading, no replacing bad parts. If something goes wrong or breaks, you have a multi-thousand dollar paper weight.
It's call "soldering", not welding, retard. And it is ESSENTIAL for all electronic assemblies.
Look into it.
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One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
I know at least two...
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
3. You CAN disable the Touchbar in s/w. Have you tried this?
You mean he can disable the ESC and F-keys he just told you he actually needs in software? That seems super helpful!
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
Eh? It takes far less than a coffee spill.
Think a speck of dust blowing in the wind and landing under a key.
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
Nice way to deflect the fact that Apple apparently addressed the issue, at least going forward.
What good does that do for those of us who bought affected machines? And how can you still deny the issue while admitting that Apple has "addressed" it?
When will Apple address the issue for those of us who are actually affected by it? No, replacing the keyboard with the same piece of this that failed does not count. If the v2 truly are better, give us those if they're compatible; else, make a compatible v2 as a replacement for failed v1's. That would be addressing it, but Apple won't do that until after they lose in court.
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
Well, I had an issue with my F key for a while, with two commercial air filters in my apartment and a dust cover on the keyboard, so I'm going to say yes, even if you keep your laptop clean and free of dust, these issues are real.
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
Well, if you can get the Fiat for less than the price of the Mercedes repair...
And it keeps working after you drive it down a dusty road.....
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
3. You CAN disable the Touchbar in s/w. Have you tried this?
You mean he can disable the ESC and F-keys he just told you he actually needs in software? That seems super helpful!
Actually, I kinda doubt it's that big of a problem.
I Googled for about a half hour, and I only turned-up about two reports of this "Hyper-Sensitivity" he spoke of. I don't doubt he experiences it; but if it was THAT much of an issue, Apple would have released a Firmware/Driver update to adjust sensitivity by now. Something as simple as defining the "hot spot" as a much smaller zone, instead of the entire "button" rectangle, and/or requiring a longer press, and/or a "larger" press, immediately come to mind.
So I'm supposed to remove all latops and electonics from my house because I'm doing renovations? Oh no, nothing ELSE has a problem. My Thinkpads were dine, my audo equipment was fine. It's the Macbook that requires special treatment. Maybe that's why everyone is saying THIS IS A HARDARE DEFECT.
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I never claimed it was a problem, only that the proposed solution was unhelpful.
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
Nice way to deflect the fact that Apple apparently addressed the issue, at least going forward.
What good does that do for those of us who bought affected machines? And how can you still deny the issue while admitting that Apple has "addressed" it?
When will Apple address the issue for those of us who are actually affected by it? No, replacing the keyboard with the same piece of this that failed does not count. If the v2 truly are better, give us those if they're compatible; else, make a compatible v2 as a replacement for failed v1's. That would be addressing it, but Apple won't do that until after they lose in court.
Are you SURE that a keyboard that is replaced TODAY won't get the "v2" design? I would be willing to wager a bit that the v2 keyboard is a drop-in replacement for the 2016 "v1" model.
So I'm supposed to remove all latops and electonics from my house because I'm doing renovations? Oh no, nothing ELSE has a problem. My Thinkpads were dine, my audo equipment was fine. It's the Macbook that requires special treatment. Maybe that's why everyone is saying THIS IS A HARDARE DEFECT.
You THINK your Thinkpads are fine; but if they were "on" while that ceramic dust was flying-around, they won't be "fine" for long.
Same thing with your audio gear, if it has fans, and was "on" during the dust-events.
Would you put a late 2017 MacBook Pro with a v2 in it on the line? I might take that action.
APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
Would you put a late 2017 MacBook Pro with a v2 in it on the line? I might take that action.
Yeah, I bet you would. But my research seems to be showing that I would probably win...
That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.
Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.
A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.
The right fix would have been to put the touchbar above the function key row, rather than replacing it. If almost nobody uses those keys (which is probably the case, with the exception of escape), then they would serve as an adequate buffer zone. But that doesn't fit the narrative of those being useless legacy baggage, so....
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That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.
You are entirely correct. Please accept my sincere apology for my unknowing gaffe and insensitivity.
Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.
Perhaps you should adjust your "chording" a bit. I am really not trying to be snarky.
A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.
well, you can continue to bitch about the keyboard you can't change, or find a way to deal with it. But I think you are much more interested in the former "solution"
The right fix would have been to put the touchbar above the function key row, rather than replacing it. If almost nobody uses those keys (which is probably the case, with the exception of escape), then they would serve as an adequate buffer zone. But that doesn't fit the narrative of those being useless legacy baggage, so....
Well,that might be one solution, and my suggestion for Apple to "fix it in software", might be another...
That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.
You are entirely correct. Please accept my sincere apology for my unknowing gaffe and insensitivity.
No worries. To be fair, I chuckled a bit. :-)
Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.
Perhaps you should adjust your "chording" a bit. I am really not trying to be snarky.
Absolutely, though it turns out to be easier said than done. The easier solution, albeit a partial one, was just to make sure the parts of the touchbar that my middle finger gets near when holding option-6 through option-8 with my left hand are blank. That at least makes it tolerable.
A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.
well, you can continue to bitch about the keyboard you can't change, or find a way to deal with it. But I think you are much more interested in the former "solution"
That's not a solution. At best it's a workaround, and isn't very practical when I'm not at home. The thing is, a lot of folks at Apple read Slashdot. Complaining about it might not solve the problem for me, but at least it might get somebody's attention who can solve it (whether through software or future design changes).
The biggest problem with the touchbar, honestly, is that the software that drives it is so underdeveloped. They provide support for app developers to customize it for a particular app, but they don't support letting users customize it for a specific app. (You can only choose between a few predefined sets or a single custom set.) If I could make the touchbar show nothing in Finale, show only the escape key in Terminal, etc. without fragile third-party hacks, it would be a lot less horrid. And the lack of touch sensitivity/glancing blow detection is just one of many examples of them shipping this hardware before the software was really ready.
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You're just being an idiot. I already said they weren't right around the dust. Apparently the macbook is so fragile it should have been taken out of the house altogether.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
I've said many times on Slashdot that my keyboard is shit.
Considering you don't buy Apple products: so?
Of course news about a fake are Fake News.
That's a really a**hole thing to say to someone who has a close family member who is suffering from tremors. Shame on you.
You are entirely correct. Please accept my sincere apology for my unknowing gaffe and insensitivity.
No worries. To be fair, I chuckled a bit. :-)
You Insensitive Clod! ;-)
Seems is the operative word. The most common situation in which I see this happening is when I have to hit option and a far-off number key (e.g. 7) with the left hand between mouse clicks with the right. In that situation, it isn't the finger on the key that brushes the touch bar, but rather my middle finger, which has no safe place to rest. Yes, these sorts of chording behaviors are un-ergonomic as heck, but they make note entry fast as long as you don't have a touchbar popping open System Preferences all the time and taking you completely out of the app.
Perhaps you should adjust your "chording" a bit. I am really not trying to be snarky.
Absolutely, though it turns out to be easier said than done. The easier solution, albeit a partial one, was just to make sure the parts of the touchbar that my middle finger gets near when holding option-6 through option-8 with my left hand are blank. That at least makes it tolerable.
Ok.
A bit? I bought a laptop, not a desktop. I shouldn't have to use an external keyboard just because some engineer thought that putting a touch-sensitive strip less than an eighth of an inch from active keys was a good idea.
well, you can continue to bitch about the keyboard you can't change, or find a way to deal with it. But I think you are much more interested in the former "solution"
That's not a solution. At best it's a workaround, and isn't very practical when I'm not at home. The thing is, a lot of folks at Apple read Slashdot. Complaining about it might not solve the problem for me, but at least it might get somebody's attention who can solve it (whether through software or future design changes).
The biggest problem with the touchbar, honestly, is that the software that drives it is so underdeveloped. They provide support for app developers to customize it for a particular app, but they don't support letting users customize it for a specific app. (You can only choose between a few predefined sets or a single custom set.) If I could make the touchbar show nothing in Finale, show only the escape key in Terminal, etc. without fragile third-party hacks, it would be a lot less horrid. And the lack of touch sensitivity/glancing blow detection is just one of many examples of them shipping this hardware before the software was really ready.
I'd complain on MacRumors, too...
And to be fair, unless it has gotten a LOT better since I last dealt with it in 1988 or so (which is ENTIRELY possible!), Finale was not the most well-thought-out UI experience. Afterall, it is a high-end Music COMPOSITION and ARRANGEMENT tool; not "Performance" software.
It has gotten a lot better since 1988. But it is still just for composition and arrangement, not performance. Those weird key combinations I described are ways of changing the duration of notes as you enter them. You choose (for example) the eighth note tool, click in or hit enter to place the note, then hit option-# to change it from an eighth note to the actual duration that you intended. Once you know the key combinations, you can key stuff in much more quickly.
There are also keyboard combinations for things like articulations, where if you want something to be staccato (for example), you can choose the articulation tool and hold down the 'S' key while clicking, rather than clicking and then searching for the dot in the resulting menu afterwards.
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It has gotten a lot better since 1988. But it is still just for composition and arrangement, not performance. Those weird key combinations I described are ways of changing the duration of notes as you enter them. You choose (for example) the eighth note tool, click in or hit enter to place the note, then hit option-# to change it from an eighth note to the actual duration that you intended. Once you know the key combinations, you can key stuff in much more quickly.
There are also keyboard combinations for things like articulations, where if you want something to be staccato (for example), you can choose the articulation tool and hold down the 'S' key while clicking, rather than clicking and then searching for the dot in the resulting menu afterwards.
As I said, not the best thought-out UI experience.
But why not just "enter" using a MIDI keyboard? Finale has supported that even back when I used it. That HAS to be the fastest way to enter music into Finale. Even one of those mini keyboard controllers, like the Korg one, would be better than entering music via point-n-click. Sure, you'll have to go back and put in your articulation stuff (like the Stacatto dots); but it gets the raw ideas down quickly.
I once worked at a High School Computer Lab, and one of the more tech-savvy English teachers would bring classes down to the lab to do English Comp. assignments on our 30+ Apple ][ computers and AppleWorks. She taught an interesting way, that has stuck with me. She taught "Get your thoughts down. Don't fret the spelling, punctuation, or even most grammar." Since it is a word-processor, those things are easy to go back and correct in a second-pass. But getting your thoughts down is the most important thing at first.
So, I am saying, the same thing goes for writing music. "Scribble it out" first with the AGO keyboard, then use your mouse and computer keyboard to edit.
Same reason I don't carry an external typing keyboard. No room in my camera bag. :-)
But honestly, by the time you correct all the transcription/quantization mistakes, it's not actually faster, in my experience, than keying it in by hand with a computer keyboard — particularly while composing. Obviously YMMV.
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