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Reporter Shares Experience of Visiting a Flat Earth Convention (vice.com)

Tom Usher, reporting for Vice: I arrived at the venue -- a Jurys Inn hotel -- on a wet Saturday morning, to discover that the event was essentially a small carpeted convention room boasting a few cameras, some stalls selling merchandise, and 70 or so attendees watching PowerPoint presentations beamed onto a wall. As I entered, I was offered a gift of "fluoride-free" toothpaste. This made perfect sense, given the location. A popular conspiracy theory states that governments across the world have been putting fluoride in our water supply to tranquilize the masses, despite the fact the only piece of "evidence" for this theory -- which involves both the Nazis and the Communists -- has been widely discredited. With the tone set for the day, I sat down to watch some speeches.

The speakers all seemed well aware of how "globe-earthers" view the idea of a flat Earth, i.e. ludicrous, and their talk of the current scientific establishment felt very "us versus them" -- a nice bit of truther tribalism. One speaker talked at length about the moon, and how its orbit proved the Earth couldn't be spherical, which seemed a little counterintuitive. Another talked about how the Egyptian pyramid structure points toward clues that the Earth is a flat diamond shape, supported by pillars. Between sounding off about the Vatican and the fact that the establishment has indoctrinated us to believe all sorts of things, including that the Earth is a sphere, a third speaker suggested that cancer is caused by negative emotions and argued that dinosaurs didn't exist.
The story also explores why some people still believe these long-debunked theories. Further reading: The bizarre tale of the flat-Earth convention that fell apart (CNET).

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  1. Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Qbertino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just like religions.

    It's bizarre, isn't it?

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course it's a delusion. The article tries to convince me that the convention took place in this mythical country that is supposedly upside down. But since there's no such thing, 'cause the Earth is flat, it couldn't have happened. Duh!

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    2. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would call it instructive. It shows that most people do not manage to understand what Science is and what it can and cannot do, because they lack the mental capabilities to do so. It explains a few things about why so many things on this planet are so fucked up.

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    3. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      The worst religion inspired violence in the world today is the ongoing genocide of the Rohingya. The perpetrators are Buddhist, not Muslim.

    4. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Tangential · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just like religions.

      It's bizarre, isn't it?

      Oh surely not! If they can't accept the 'secondhand' proof available from 60 years of space and near-space exploration, then how could they accept religious concepts without a personal experience of having actually seen and dealt with a supreme being?

      It does beg the question of how they could believe in bacteria or atoms or the Marianas Trench since they haven't personally seen them either...

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      Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
    5. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Were they shouting "Save the unborn" and bombing abortion clinics, because that's what the religious zealots do here. Before that, they shouted "Die Ni**er" and bombed black churches and neighborhoods.

      Never seen a Muslim do either of those.

      ** Lameness Filter is Lame.

      What planet you been on? Cuz the color of your sky ain't blue.

      Here are the 10 countries where homosexuality may be punished by death

      Here are the 10 countries where homosexuality may be punishable by death:

      Yemen: According to the 1994 penal code, married men can be sentenced to death by stoning for homosexual intercourse. Unmarried men face whipping or one year in prison. Women face up to seven years in prison.

      Iran: In accordance with sharia law, homosexual intercourse between men can be punished by death, and men can be flogged for lesser acts such as kissing. Women may be flogged.

      Mauritania: Muslim men engaging in homosexual sex can be stoned to death, according to a 1984 law, though none have been executed so far. Women face prison.

      Nigeria: Federal law classifies homosexual behavior as a felony punishable by imprisonment, but several states have adopted sharia law and imposed a death penalty for men. A law signed in early January makes it illegal for gay people countrywide to hold a meeting or form clubs.

      Qatar: Sharia law in Qatar applies only to Muslims, who can be put to death for extramarital sex, regardless of sexual orientation.

      Saudi Arabia: Under the country’s interpretation of sharia law, a married man engaging in sodomy or any non-Muslim who commits sodomy with a Muslim can be stoned to death. All sex outside of marriage is illegal.

      Afghanistan: The Afghan Penal Code does not refer to homosexual acts, but Article 130 of the Constitution allows recourse to be made to sharia law, which prohibits same-sex sexual activity in general. Afghanistan’s sharia law criminalizes same-sex sexual acts with a maximum of the death penalty. No known cases of death sentences have been meted out since the end of Taliban rule in 2001.

      Somalia: The penal code stipulates prison, but in some southern regions, Islamic courts have imposed sharia law and the death penalty.

      Sudan: Three-time offenders under the sodomy law can be put to death; first and second convictions result in flogging and imprisonment. Southern parts of the country have adopted more lenient laws.

      United Arab Emirates: Lawyers in the country and other experts disagree on whether federal law prescribes the death penalty for consensual homosexual sex or only for rape. In a recent Amnesty International report, the organization said it was not aware of any death sentences for homosexual acts. All sexual acts outside of marriage are banned.

      Notice anything in common among those countries?

      You have the balls to answer? I'm guessing no.

      You're a fool. A stupid fucking fool. Was elementary school the best decade of your life.

    6. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Luthair · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Salem Witch Trials? Violence against interracial couples, same sex couples, anti-abortion bombings & shootings.... The only difference is that in western countries religions no longer control the government.

    7. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by goose-incarnated · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't know what you are talking about. Christians did wholesale mass-murder in the crusades, for example, in pretty much the mode you describe. There is no larger religion that has not done atrocities and justified them afterwards.

      Because some group of murderous bastards did something 800 years ago you think we shouldn't be denouncing any current group of murderous bastards who does it now?

      What most people fail to realise is that multiple and repeated surveys found that the majority of muslims *worldwide* support Sharia law.

      When you refer to "moderate muslims" you are still talking about people who would ban gay relationships and use the force of law to punish homosexuals. The number of christians who support those sorts of laws is vanshingly small.

      Stop apologising for homophobia. You should examine why you need to go back hundreds of years to find anything comparative in primitiveness to Islam.

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      I'm a minority race. Save your vitriol for white people.
    8. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody expects -- oops, sorry.

    9. Re: Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by dryeo · · Score: 3, Informative

      There were massive wars in Europe over which brand of Christianity was correct up until the 18th century and this included burning people alive, often on the flimsiest of evidence with torture used to extract confessions.
      Then there is the violence against Jews and Romi which, especially in the case of the Romi is still being perpetrated, and various forms of cultural and real genocide practiced by various Christians in the America's against the natives.

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    10. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by quantaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't know what you are talking about. Christians did wholesale mass-murder in the crusades, for example, in pretty much the mode you describe. There is no larger religion that has not done atrocities and justified them afterwards.

      Totes adorbs, TODAY'S Islam:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation

      You need to grow a brain.

      FGM isn't a problem with Islam, it's a problem with a specific region of Africa. It's true there's a fairly high correlation between Muslim Africa and FGM Africa, but it's not perfect. In Nigeria it's actually the Christians, not the Muslims, who are the problem.

      That's really the problem when trying to generalize religions, even among people who claim the same label you find a whole bunch of different groups with wildly different beliefs, especially with things like religion where there's not a lot of evidence to rally people around certain foundations.

      That's also the reason things like Flat Earth Conventions end up so chaotic, when you're so detached from reality that you're a Flat Earther it's almost random the collection of beliefs that you end up grabbing. Gather a bunch together in one place you're bound to get some equally wild ideas on other subjects that aren't shared by all present, in-fighting is almost inevitable.

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      I stole this Sig
    11. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by sexconker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is the teachings of Christianity don't support those things.
      Pick up The Holy Bible and read it. Once that Jesus guy turns up, things change.

    12. Re: Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to Wikipedia the current wave of violence started with anti-Muslim riots in 2012 triggered by the gang rape of a Buddhist woman, despite a medical examiner saying she wasn't raped, and at least one of the alleged rapists being Buddhist.

      This doesn't seem to be consistent with your claims that "they started it".

    13. Re: Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by c6gunner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to Wikipedia the current wave of violence started with anti-Muslim riots in 2012 triggered by the gang rape of a Buddhist woman, despite a medical examiner saying she wasn't raped, and at least one of the alleged rapists being Buddhist.

      Framing this as "anti-muslim riots" is asinine. From your own article:

      "As of 22 August, officially there had been 88 casualties â" 57 Muslims and 31 Buddhists. An estimated 90,000 people were displaced by the violence. About 2,528 houses were burned; of those, 1,336 belonged to Rohingyas and 1,192 belonged to Rakhines."

      This doesn't seem to be consistent with your claims that "they started it".

      "They started it" would be far too simplistic of an analysis, which is why I never said any such thing. This conflict, like most such conflicts around the world, is the result of centuries of back-and-forth attacks between two distinct groups with a very long history of animosity. I'm not particularly interested in pointing fingers; I'm just annoyed by your determination to paint the Muslims as a besieged group of guiltless victims.

    14. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Informative

      When you refer to "moderate muslims" you are still talking about people who would ban gay relationships and use the force of law to punish homosexuals. The number of christians who support those sorts of laws is vanshingly small.

      Maybe where you live. In the United States, it's pretty close to 50%.

  2. Yeah - it's all quant and cute... by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Until they elect a gameshow host as president, start banning research, and screwing over everyone that doesn't kowtow.

    I wonder how Trump is going to be remembered, once it isn't seen as important for half the population that he be seen as somehow respectable. In retrospect, most conservatives see George W. Bush as a big mistake... it'll be interesting to see how that pans out.

    Why do we have to keep switching to these idiotic reactionary anti-science folks so often? What ideals does it serve? It always seems like such madness - madness yelling that it deserves respect as it disrespects everything else.

    1. Re:Yeah - it's all quant and cute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The moron that put him there is called Hillary. She thought she'd look favourable next to him.

      Boy, did she fuck that one up.

  3. tranquilize the masses? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    A popular conspiracy theory states that governments across the world have been putting fluoride in our water supply to tranquilize the masses,

    I thought that was solved by television.

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  4. Taking the piss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    C'mon, I thought it was common knowledge that the whole "movement" is a giant troll-job aimed at getting just this kind of hand-wringing attention.

  5. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd say that anytime there is a duality of opinion, no matter how much evidence there is, you'll always find people on both sides.

    Because otherwise there wouldn't be a duality of opinion?

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  6. Re:Flat earth for the in crowd: by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't make conclusions until they are done with their jobs.

    I like how you wrote that 2 sentences after you concluded:

    There is however, clear evidence that Russia tried to influence the US election, and that people in the Trump campaign were involved in that.

  7. If the Earth were really flat.. by toonces33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the Earth were really flat, cats would have pushed everything off of the edge.

  8. Sigh. by ledow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Could we please stop celebrating and tolerating ignorance?

    Thanks.

    P.S. Just... literally... get a boat. Pick a direction - any direction. And keep going. Whether or not the Earth is flat will be proven within less than 80 days (and that was a long time ago, you can do it much quicker now).

    If something's flat, it either has an edge, or it's infinite. You'll find out, to within a certain margin or error, in a couple of months of travelling, and have some great experiences along the way.

    Either you'll never see the same place twice, or you'll fall off an end. Note: If you come back where you started, you're crap at navigation or the Earth is round. Both of which give you a pretty big hint that you shouldn't be formulating flat-Earth theories.

    Or are we honestly claiming an infinitely long and wide self-repeating tiled plane?

  9. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back when Galileo was talking about "orbits" and such, I'm sure he had the same pushback -- "you IDIOT, how stupid ARE you?". Enough so that the church kept him under house arrest until his death.

    My point isn't that they're right, but they have an idea. Just like WE have an idea about spherical planets. So just like MOND vs dark matter, there's a debate (at least on their side.)

    FINE. That's fine. *I* think the world is literally a cube from Superman's Bizarro World. So let's ALL make some predictions and observations and see what works. If you don't like an observation, fine, explain how it's wrong or produce a repeatable different one. But the more things a theory explains the "better" it is, right?

    Spontaneous generation might still be proven right, but you'd better have everything absolutely perfect and repeatable to be accepted. I want the galaxies closer together -- AND a pony -- but wishing doesn't make it so. (So I guess I'll have to use astral projection to visit them instead of in person -- have to get the help of "expert" Shirley MaClaine for that one. Anyone have her phone number, or is she Out of Office / Body for awhile?)

    Or is Flat Earth an unsupported belief AKA religion? "I don't care what you say, I know what's right." What, are they going to take their ball with an ant on top and go home?

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    If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
  10. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

    My point isn't that they're right, but they have an idea.

    It's an idea which has been disproven. That makes clinging to it dumb.

    So let's ALL make some predictions and observations and see what works. [...] Spontaneous generation might still be proven right,

    Yeah, if your experiment was dumb enough. That's the problem with listening to EVERYONE. Some people you clearly don't listen to about anything. For example, if they think the earth is flat, you clearly don't need to listen to their theories on fluoridation. Even if fluoridation did turn out to be a commie plot, they wouldn't have been saying so for any logical reasons. They would have been accidentally right, and it still would have been dumb to listen to them. And god forbid ;) that you should get into the habit of listening to them because they were accidentally right, because then just imagine how far down the rabbit hole you could get!

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  11. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My point isn't that they're right, but they have an idea.

    It's an idea which has been disproven. That makes clinging to it dumb.

    So let's ALL make some predictions and observations and see what works. [...] Spontaneous generation might still be proven right,

    Yeah, if your experiment was dumb enough. That's the problem with listening to EVERYONE. Some people you clearly don't listen to about anything.

    There is an internet philosophy that has people bringing up disproven or dipshit theories, and screaming that other people have to disprove them. A really warped idea if "If you don't disprove me to my satisfaction, you prove that I am right!"

    Well, I suppose these modern day Neanderthals paid zero attention in science class, but I remember ancient concepts like spontaneous generation and flat earth being discussed in class, and unless a person wasn't capable of critical thinking, they would catch on real early and quickly that the earth was spherical, and that animals don't pop out of nowhere. Note yes - we now know that the earth was an oblate spheroid and a little chunky at the center.

    The biggest problem with the idea that we must exhaustively explain every debunked idea over and overandoverandover again for people who have exactly no intention of taking the telling is that we'll be stuck forever explaining things like say, the phlogiston theory, when in fact we've moved so far beyond that that it would be a waste of time. Read it in a book, and move on.

    Especially in the age of the internet, a skeptic could set up an experiment with say 50 others of like mind across the globe. Do the old Erastothenes experiment but around a meridian line describing a circle.

    But who am I fooling.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  12. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are some good quotes in the article, explaining the viewpoints of the people involved. This one:

    Fiona continued: "I think, being African Caribbean, you tend to live to a certain extent on the outskirts of mainstream society. It's something the majority of white people don't experience,"........That was probably the most reasonable thing I'd heard all day: If you've been marginalized and feel like you've been lied to by institutions and people you're supposed to automatically trust for much of your life, why should you trust what any of them have to say?

    So to some of these people, it doesn't matter so much whether the earth is flat or round. They are there more to have a community of people they can relax with and feel good with. The science is secondary (or in this case, non-existent).

    I also read the implicit connotation that the oblate spheroid that the earth is claimed to be is to be consider a racist white concept? Who knew?

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  13. +1 Informative, really? by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was never Christian land in the first place. The first crusade was to aid the Byzantines who had lost lands to the Turks. Christian Franks recaptured the land and didn't return it

    What religion were the Byzantines?

    Since I actually have a clue what I'm talking about, I'll give you a hint: not Buddhists.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  14. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not necessarily a bad thing. I used to be a member of a drinking club with a rugby problem.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  15. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    The part that I find funny is that it is simple to test the flat Earth theory... If the Earth is flat, then it must have edges right? It would be enough for one of these guys to get a boat and then navigate to find one of those edges. Or would they have some "fail-safe" theory to explain how a supposed flat Earth would have no edges?

    If the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.