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People's Egos Get Bigger After Meditation and Yoga, Says Study (qz.com)

An anonymous reader shares a study that finds contemporary meditation and yoga practices can actually inflate your ego. Quartz reports: In the paper, published online by University of Southampton and due to be published in the journal Psychological Science, researchers note that Buddhism's teachings that a meditation practice helps overcome the ego conflicts with U.S. psychologist William James's argument that practicing any skill breeds a sense of self-enhancement (the psychological term for inflated self-regard.) There was already a fair bit of evidence supporting William James's theory, broadly speaking, but a team of researchers from University Mannheim in Germany decided to test it specifically in the context of yoga and meditation.

They recruited yoga 93 students and, over a period of 15 weeks, regularly evaluated their sense of self-enhancement. They used several measures to do this. First, they assessed participants' level of self-enhancement by asking how they compared to the average yoga student in their class. (Comparisons to the average is the standard way of measuring self-enhancement.) Second, they had participants complete an inventory that assesses narcissistic tendencies, which asked participants to rate how deeply phrases like "I will be well-known for the good deeds I will have done" applied to them. And finally, they administered a self-esteem scale asking participants whether they agreed with statements like, "At the moment, I have high self-esteem." When students were evaluated in the hour after their yoga class, they showed significantly higher self-enhancement, according to all three measures, than when they hadn't done yoga in the previous 24 hours.

191 comments

  1. I'm too busy meditating to do this survey... by ole_timer · · Score: 2

    ...and you results are below me...

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    nothing to see here - move along
    1. Re: I'm too busy meditating to do this survey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on. Yoga just makes you a snooty egotist asshole. It doesn't literally start World War III.

    2. Re:I'm too busy meditating to do this survey... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Well, it is better to meditate or to fish than sit around and do nothing.
      I prefer watching Baseball myself.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    3. Re:I'm too busy meditating to do this survey... by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      My ego gets bigger after whiskey...

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  4. Must be Christians... by The+Fat+Bastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Buddhists would have left their ego on the mat.

    1. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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    3. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    4. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    5. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    6. Re:Must be Christians... by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Ego in Buddhism is somewhat different than Ego in psychology. In Buddhism Zen you learn there is no independently existing self, but the non-self is pretty great. To quote a monk, "you are buddha." To quote a particular nun, "You are me and I am you."

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard Chris tried yoga once, but he didn't leave his ego on the mat... Turns out he saw "yoga" but heard "yogurt" and did a double take right there on the mat!

    8. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cognitive experience of a self that is differentiated from the rest of the world is something that the brain actively produces. There are drugs that interfere with it, used recreationally for precisely that purpose. Meditation practice can also get you there, though it takes a lot of work.

      Anyway, until you have had that experience, statements about the non-existence of the self, or oneness with everything, sound like "trivially-refuted nonsense." This is because that differentiated-self experience is there constantly, to the point where you can't even conceptualize reality without it. But once it's gone, holy cow do you learn something new!

      Your sense of self comes back of course. But after that you understand. You can conceptualize what it means for there to be one flowing reality with no real boundaries separating things.

      Best metaphor I have: a river flows into an ocean. However, there is no specific point at which the river ends and the ocean begins. That boundary is fuzzy, precisely because it isn't actually a boundary at all. There's just water there, and the river and the ocean are concepts our mind carves out in order to understand them.

    9. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It's still nonsense.

      Interfering with the sense of self (usually by disrupting the so-called "God spot", which results in the popular sense of detachment of self from the world) does not actually create any heightened awareness.

      It's all an illusion or, as you put it, an experience.

      You still exist, as does your self, even if you temporarily stop being aware of it.

    10. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words you are indoctrinated with trivially refuted nonsense that's even less plausible than other world religions.

      But it's all okay because it doesn't mention the G word.

      The opposite actually. There is no scientific evidence of the "self", the ego as an independent entity from material. Buddhism is mystical, stoic nihilism. A rejection of platonic forms. There are many sorts of Buddhism, and what we are discussing is pure materialism just like physics.

    11. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      It will still allow us to better understand a fair percentage of the population.

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    12. Re: Must be Christians... by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Buddhist thoughts for the internet age:

      Imagine the sound of one hand slapping an Anonymous Coward.

      If a troll falls in a basement and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?

    13. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will reach 500+ views in a few minutes!

      See Chris? I told you you should have contacted me much earlier :)
      --
      Granny PottyMouth
      love XX

    14. Re: Must be Christians... by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      Best metaphor I have: a river flows into an ocean. However, there is no specific point at which the river ends and the ocean begins. That boundary is fuzzy, precisely because it isn't actually a boundary at all. There's just water there, and the river and the ocean are concepts our mind carves out in order to understand them.

      And those concepts are real, and useful, which is why we have them in the first place. If you take a drug which temporarily stops you from being able to tell the difference between a river and an ocean, that doesn't mean there is no difference. It just means you've fucked your brain to the point that it no longer sees a difference.

      You don't get enlightenment from that. You may - according to this study - get a temporary sense of superiority from it, though. Much like flat earthers get a sense of superiority from thinking that they know something about the world which the rest of us do not.

    15. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also Chris, these hits for your Robert Bigelow video are coming with only a few POPs.

      We are able to scale almost exponentially with multiple POPs.

      How the fuck do you think the Humpty-Dumpty video could get 1M views a day otherwise?

      Anyway, Nice to be do doing business with you Chris.

    16. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      I am really CRolingOFLOL on the floor reading this. You guys are nuts and made my day!

      Now, chris will have to fill DMCA requests to bring his view count down, that is if he wants to stay clean.

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    17. Re:Must be Christians... by gtall · · Score: 1

      I am the walrus, kookoo ka choo.

    18. Re: Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Chris says he'll publish Unemployable in January 2018, will he do it?

      If Chris falls and no one is around to see it, will anyone reset the needle of the seismometer?

    19. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck is this meaningless backside noise modded up?

    20. Re:Must be Christians... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I am the egg man!

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    21. Re:Must be Christians... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Buddhists would have left their ego on the mat.

      Right ...

      Christians believe that they (like all humans) are sinful and in desperate need of forgiveness. That nothing they can do can earn that forgiveness; it must be a gift from outside of them, from Jesus. That they themselves are so bad that only the death of a perfect, sinless Man can atone for it.

      Such arrogance!

    22. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In other words you are indoctrinated with trivially refuted nonsense that's even less plausible than other world religions.

      Do you actually know anything about Buddhism? Or do you merely think you do?

      For starters, Buddhism isn't monolithic, there's a fair bit of differences within it.

      At its core, Buddhism is far from dogmatic, and there is no 'indoctrination'. It boils down to understanding your self, recognising that being an angry asshole probably isn't making you happy, and that being nicer to people and stopping being a douchebag has a better chance of bringing you happiness.

      That's really it.

      So, by all means .. please, trivially refute it and demonstrate your mastery of the subject.

      Meditation is a tool to quiet your brain and just 'be' for a period without thinking about your 'to do' list. It's also a tool for self reflection and self acceptance -- you exist in your currently messed up form, and some things you can change and some you can't, but most importantly, you want to know what those are and work on the things you can change.

      It's a fairly well known thing among Buddhists that new practitioners can get a little too into it and think they've achieved something more amazing that sitting still. Thinking you're special because you meditated it pretty much the opposite of the point of it since it's about letting go of your ideas of yourself and looking at the world as it exists.

      But it's all okay because it doesn't mention the G word.

      Technically, that's not true. Since the Buddha was a Hindu, and because of the age he lived in, the pantheon of Hindu gods existed, but in many ways weren't that much more elevated above the muck than the rest of us -- at least on long-timeline scales.

      Generally, this can be treated as metaphor instead of a literal belief in them. It serves to explain things, but at the end of the day, even the gods had to deal with the same shit as the rest of us. If more people accepted the Bible or any holy book as metaphor instead of the absolute word of an angry god, we'd likely have a lot fewer problems in the world.

      Buddha never claimed to be a god, nor did he ever say you should believe without questioning. In fact, he admonished people to test and question everything, and discard what doesn't work.

      That whole reincarnation thing? That's not an absolute, and you're not required to believe in it. Again, anywhere between metaphor and full on literal religious belief depending on where in the world you're from.

      To many practitioners, Buddhism is more of a self-help process than it is some path to Nirvana and immortality. The places where it is a full on religion tend to skew to a lot of mysticism and the like, but that's cultural baggage.

      So, go ahead ... thrill us all with your stunning, trivial refutation of Buddhism. Because I'm pretty sure you don't know enough about it to know what it really is, let alone be able to refute it.

    23. Re:Must be Christians... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Buddhists would have left their ego on the mat.

      Right ...

      Christians believe that they (like all humans) are sinful and in desperate need of forgiveness. That nothing they can do can earn that forgiveness; it must be a gift from outside of them, from Jesus. That they themselves are so bad that only the death of a perfect, sinless Man can atone for it.

      Such arrogance!

      All religions are fucked up in one way or another but having lived amongst Buddhists for a while, Buddhism is the least fucked up of the major religions. Christianity and the other Abrahamic religions say that God is the only one who can judge, so some people go around doing shitty things without remorse because they think god thinks its OK. A Buddhist is responsible for creating their own destiny, if you've lived a shitty life being shitty to others, you're coming back as a slug and it's no-one's fault but your own. I find the idea of divine forgiveness to be the antithesis of responsibility. There are bad parts in Buddhism, such as rampant sexism (desire leads to suffering, temptation leads to desire, women are temptation) but Buddhism has shown a willingness to change (as has the CoE, to be fair). However judging by the worst of them... When a Buddhist goes off the reservation he sets himself on fire... When a Christian goes off the reservation he nails others to the cross and set them on fire.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    24. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Anyway, until you have had that experience, statements about the non-existence of the self, or oneness with everything, sound like "trivially-refuted nonsense." This is because that differentiated-self experience is there constantly, to the point where you can't even conceptualize reality without it.

      You don't have to go through experimental route to benefit from this observation in practice. Many freely available texts describe all the necessary philosophy that you need to access the concept of anatta, without any drug use or exhausting practice that leaves you in a semi-conscious state. Even Scientologists use such practices to "purify" their minds for the acceptance of one truth and one bank account to give their money to.. Be careful out there, Padawans.

    25. Re:Must be Christians... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Christians believe that they (like all humans) are sinful and in desperate need of forgiveness.

      Wrong about the "all humans" part. That's pretty unique to the Abrahamic religions, in particular christianity.

      Such arrogance!

      I'm guessing that you were being sarcastic, but yeah, it's fucking arrogant as hell to claim that you have some connection with a divine being, and are going to get infinitely rewarded by that divine being because you understand them and therefore are superior to all those who do not. To claim without evidence that there even is such a divine being is pretty fucking arrogant, let alone tell others that you speak on its behalf.

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
    26. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However judging by the worst of them... When a Buddhist goes off the reservation he sets himself on fire... When a Christian goes off the reservation he nails others to the cross and set them on fire.

      No, when a Buddhist goes off the reservation you get the violence committed by so-called Buddhists you see in Sri Lanka and Myanmar. Think angry mobs of 'Buddhists' burning down the houses of people who aren't Buddhists.

      That monk who set himself on fire in Vietnam? That was an act of self sacrifice to hopefully benefit the world as an act of protest and to bring awareness to the issues.

      Sitting peacefully in Lotus position while you burn to death is a very extreme thing (the understatement of the century), but he did not "go off the reservation", he was entirely consistent with his beliefs. He most definitely was not "the worst of them".

      Of course, the Vietnamese government didn't care about such things.

    27. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the egg man!

      Looked out the window, seen his bald head / Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg / Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair / Long fast shot and he was caught out there!

    28. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better watch out for hedgehogs.

    29. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    30. Re:Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    31. Re: Must be Christians... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Ego death, selflessness, the connection of all things, the first lesson from Adam and Eve's fall: They are all the same. People have been pointing to this phenomena for millennia, if you haven't noticed.

      Look! Here come a bunch of self serving, arrogant, isolated, status-seeking people who stretch and think hard about how cool they look in their yoga pants. After looking at themselves in the mirror for an hour, comparing themselves to all of the other scantily clad people in their class, and meditating on how many people they are going to make want to fuck them because they do Yoga, no increase in selflessness was discovered. Big fucking surprise. FYI, this world will supply you with an infinite number of straw men to attack and hold up as proof that thinking you are not the center of the universe is a worthless pursuit.

      When you can get past the bullshit inherent in any human system you may find what other people have found: There is no superiority in losing your separation. Compassion, contribution, empathy, and service are more likely results.

      You don't get that in a posh yoga studio, surrounded by rich people trying to look good while trying to look good at looking good. How obvious can obvious be? The answer is, of course, "Not obvious enough."

      A river, a lap, and a fist walk into a bar. The first one dries up, the second one stands up, and the third one opens up. The bartender yells, "Hey! No Crossdressers!"

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    32. Re:Must be Christians... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Just because your understanding of divine forgiveness is incomplete and fucked up doesn't mean it undermines responsibility or the concepts of salvation, redemption, forgiveness, justification, unconditional love, grace, divine justice, etc.

      What becomes completely obvious from your post is you lack the ability to see the "policy of god toward man," called grace, which when identified invests the observer with the ability to then transmit that same grace toward other humans.

      Instead you see an excuse to do whatever you want, none of which is informed by or modeled on the characteristics of divinity or the descriptions of the spiritual life detailed in the associated hardcover materials. You incompletely and inaccurately saw one small part of a staggeringly large concept, separated it from all of the other integral parts that make it functional, removed and steadfastly rejected all of the other interdependent concepts from the whole, and declared it unworkable. Well, duh! You broke it, misused it, and falsely represented it. Of course it's easy to vilify. You set it up that way.

      But that's just it. That is what you see. Not everyone else sees that. You brought that, you chose to see that, and you made your conclusions based off of yourself instead of the concept that you so sorely misunderstand. Is it any wonder you feel so strongly about it? It's all you, only about you, and your relationship to grace.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    33. Re: Must be Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong! Buddhism is something Asians do. Not the collection of new age shit you ascribe to it.

  5. Already a known problem... by ndykman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is plenty of commentary in Buddhism on why serious meditative practice needs to be done with an proper teacher and inside a proper community to avoid these very issues. Cutting Through Spiritual Materialism is a great text that discusses this issue and how to approach it from a Tibetan Buddhist perspective. This is really nothing new, far from it.

    And, yes, if you have a set of random people meditate with no or little guidance for four weeks, there will be a ego boost. Longer term, directed practice is required for real change.

    1. Re:Already a known problem... by Think+less! · · Score: 0

      Came here to say the same thing. This sounds like the science of a jr. high or high school teacher.

    2. Re:Already a known problem... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      serious meditative practice needs to be done with an proper teacher and inside a proper community to avoid these very issues.

      So it's like Agile: if it's not working then you are not spending enough on expensive gurus and consultants, and if you are spending a lot and not getting results, then you are using the WRONG expensive gurus and consultants, and should switch to the expensive guru who is pointing this out to you.

      In other words, it may be a self-reinforcing Sisyphus racket, or at least could end up that way in the wrong guru hands. Proceed With Caution.

    3. Re:Already a known problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you certainly seem to have a big ego. I guess you're not doing it right either.

    4. Re:Already a known problem... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      LOL

      Yes, it is like Agile insofar as a new perspective gives you useful tools for getting out of your rut. But if you love your rut, both Agile and meditation will not prevent you from recreating your old dysfunctional habits. (Where "you" perhaps is really "your company".)

      As a practical matter, consultants can bring some value. But the cynical might guess that the advantage is, with enough money thrown at the problem, actual managers responsible for making key bad decisions in the past might show up to a class and accidentally learn something.

    5. Re:Already a known problem... by PPH · · Score: 1

      I'm beyond all this. I'm not Agile enough to gaze at my own belly button.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    6. Re:Already a known problem... by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Want to add that meditation is one of the hardest things to learn correctly because just like in say swimming it requires a lot of new neural activity, but unlike the swimming coach the teacher can't easily see how you're doing. Unless it is a great teacher, but they are rare.

    7. Re: Already a known problem... by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Don't be so defeatist, haven't you seen those statues of the laughing Buddha?

    8. Re: Already a known problem... by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      The embodiment of Christ and his disciples already died (I mean quit) for your chronically dysfunctional company so that they could rise on the seventh day at a company that could still be healed.

      While I'm no fan of the 'one true scottsman' defense I've seen enough half assed dysfunctional 'scrum/agile' companies to see that it's not the process that's (usually) the problem, it's that companies think they can develop a "cargo cult" approach to this stuff and get some benefit out of it. They won't and the management aren't exactly likely to jump up and down screaming that this was their own damn fault.

    9. Re:Already a known problem... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      In other words, it may be a self-reinforcing Sisyphus racket, or at least could end up that way in the wrong guru hands.

      Yeah, you should find out what the guru is going to teach you before you commit 20 years of your life to following him. Ask him what sutra he reads, this stuff hasn't been secret for hundreds of years (if it ever was secret). Ask him what he is going to teach you. Don't commit to following a guy unless you want to go where he will lead you.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    10. Re:Already a known problem... by hey! · · Score: 1

      The missing ingredient in both the Agile and meditation case is the same: motivation.

      I've always said that the biggest real difference between success and failure on a software project, other than technical acumen relative to difficulty, is commitment to the user. You've got to care about results. If you do Agile for the sake of being someone who does Agile, you're just wasting time and money fashionably.

      People succeeded in software before Agile, and people fail even though they do the rigmarole parts Agile. But if you care about the users and stakeholders you find a way to succeed, and Agile gives you a framework for doing that. That framework is pointless if that's not what you're up to.

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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    11. Re: Already a known problem... by PPH · · Score: 1

      I have a tee-shirt for the gym: "I have the body of a God". With a laughing Buddha picture.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
  6. Oh FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is much more likely that the people who are providing the meditation/yoga training are feeding the student's sense of entitlement with atta-boys and stroking them.

    This is because all activities in America are commercial and 'normal' practices of Buddhism that are designed to eliminate the ego would not pad the bottom line. As a teen a worked for a (legit) Korean TKD master and he made certain that ego was minimized through hard work and confrontation. We lost some students because this offended them, but seeing an aged master fall to his knees to pick lint out of the out of the carpet (just one example out of dozens a day, and OH BOY you had better show contrition that there was lint there in the first place, and make certain that it was not there the next time he came through the door) served a lesson that I follow to this day.

  7. Bigger? Doing it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that you might be doing it wrong or for the wrong reasons.

  8. Yoga is not meditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contrary to popular belief, yoga should not be classified as 'meditation'

    True meditation means one is relaxed

    The 'standing on your head' yoga is very very far away from relaxing

    When one is relaxed, one can think more clearly

    But when one practices yoga, one stressed oneself to the limit, with that 'superman syndrome' arrives, and the individual feels so accomplished that he or she could do anything and everything

    In such condition, how can that individual think clearly?

    1. Re:Yoga is not meditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hatha Yoga (what Westerners call Yoga) was designed to make the body strong enough to practice actual meditation.
      Other varieties, like Kriya Yoga, are much more focused on breathing and mental state, and would seem more familiar to practitioners of other forms of meditation

    2. Re: Yoga is not meditation by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I'm by afraid you know little about Yoga as well as having a weak understanding regarding what exactly does and does not qualify as meditation.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    3. Re: Yoga is not meditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yoga in the US is typically practiced for physical fitness, but it derives from hatha yoga, which is a Hindu Tantric practice meant to supplement and improve meditation. So it is, essentially, a kind of meditation. (Meditation can be many things.)

      Like the meditation research being talked about here, [hatha] yoga has been taken completely out of context and adopted for specific physical benefits. And like home-cooked meditation, it will have limited, uncertain benefits.

  9. Of course! You're happy with yourself by evanh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've just completed a supposedly beneficial task. It's no different to completing a task at work or even winning a competition that matter.

    One would hope one is happy occasionally.

  10. Too lazy to brag? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I've also read meditation appears to make people less ambitious. One might argue as long as it makes one content it doesn't matter. Being confident and lazy won't necessarily harm you and others.

    I thought the main goal of meditation was achieving "inner" peace? If increased confidence provides that, then you arguably have gained inner peace.

    Of course some people are over-confident, which often leads to jerk-hood, but it might also provide confidence to those who lacked it before. Thus, increased confidence in itself is not necessarily "bad". It may "fix" some and "break" others.

    It may also have other benefits or changes that counter-act the problems of over-confidence. For example, if it does make one both over-confident and lazy, the person may be too lazy to rub in their greatness. Too lazy to say, "Neener neener, I'm better than you, loser!"

    1. Re:Too lazy to brag? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It seems like the people in the study had a better sense of self-esteem. I don't see any problem with that.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re: Too lazy to brag? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Right. What we really need in this world is more people who think they're better than everyone else. That ought to fix our problems.

    3. Re: Too lazy to brag? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Why not? You do.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re: Too lazy to brag? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      While having a world full of people like you who can't see the difference between having self-esteem and feeling superior to others would be so much better? In my experience the people who are most condescending and uncaring towards others often have poor self-esteem, which makes them either refuse to accept the value of others or begrudge them for it as part of their coping mechanism.

    5. Re: Too lazy to brag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      self esteem is not thinking you are better than everyone else

    6. Re:Too lazy to brag? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It seems like the people in the study had a better sense of self-esteem. I don't see any problem with that.

      There is a difference between "self-esteem" and "inflated self-regard".

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    7. Re:Too lazy to brag? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Ambition is frequently the result of laboring under the illusion of inadequacy. Ambition has the goal of providing the proof to self and other that you are not inadequate. The proof is the target of the ambition. See this whatever? It's proof that I am not inadequate inside. See! I'm worthwhile because I have X.

      If meditation relaxes some of the ambition driven by inadequacy I would not be surprised.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    8. Re:Too lazy to brag? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Some of the most driven and materially successful people do seem to have something "digging" at their soul, often a bad childhood or relationship between one or more parent. Examples: John Lennon, Steve Jobs, Warren Buffett, Larry Ellison.

    9. Re: Too lazy to brag? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Self esteem is hard to define and different people will define it different.

  11. Re:Of course! You're happy with yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buddhism is often called the 'middle path' because it has practices that are designed to pull you back from the self-congratulatory behaviors that arise from completing beneficial tasks like you describe.

  12. Yoga != exercise + meditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this context he is not evaluating Yoga as much as a gym based facsimile of the physical asana practice of yoga, with some token âsit still and catch your breathâ(TM) at the end.

    Yoga is more than the physical exercises and some token âmeditationâ(TM). There is a philosophy of non-attachment, intention, internal âenergeticâ(TM) focus, mindful meditation, and a surrendering.

    Comparing yourself to the person next to you is gym class, not yoga.

    Itâ(TM)s like doing a study on Christianity (or any religion) and picking a single aspect/practice (eg. Meet in a hall for an hour on Sundayâ(TM)s, but no one talks about the bible) and missing the point.

    There are some words that are so misunderstood and loaded with conflicting meaning in the western world that I avoid using them: god, yoga, tantra, and sin.

  13. typical drivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this was probably written by some loser who doesn't meditate.

  14. meditation has nothing on psychedelics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the book "How to Change Your Mind: What the New Science of Psychedelics Teaches Us About Consciousness, Dying, Addiction, Depression, and Transcendence" by Micheal Pollan. Psychedelics can show a person the world without the filter of the ego. Psychedelics are more successful are treating addictions to alcohol and nicotine than anything else, and by a huge margin, but only in a proper treatment setting. Research was so socially suppressed that new experts in the addiction field were unaware. Founder of AA beat alcoholism after a trip got his ego out of a rut. Psychedelics' temporary destruction of the ego is also helping terminally ill patients become fearless.

    The book also discusses where the ego is in the brain (shown on fMRI), and how it's a network linking past memory (and the imagined future) to emotion. The book suggests that meditation, focusing on the immediate present and NOT the past or future, also suppresses this ego circuit... just not nearly as well or easily as psychedelics.

  15. This seems consistent with last week's article by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

    basically saying that meditation makes you less motivated to put your nose to the grindstone for The Man.

    1. Re:This seems consistent with last week's article by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      basically saying that meditation makes you less motivated to put your nose to the grindstone for The Man.

      Or for yourself. Or for your neighbor. Or for your kids. Or for your aging parents. Or ...

      Motivation ain't just for "the man".

    2. Re:This seems consistent with last week's article by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that Slashdot has been bought out by someone who has a grudge against Big Yoga?

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      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  16. Science Is Hard, Clickbait Is Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too may flaws for any useful conclusions. The theory is "practicing any skill breeds a sense of self-enhancement." The news articles are "Egos Get Bigger After Meditation and Yoga.' The study was performed on a group of people performing one task and the people already wanted to perform that task. For it to be useful science, they would have needed for people to change to different tasks and selected some people who didn't already want to perform those tasks. Perhaps performing yoga doesn't increase the ego as much as playing a card game for the same amount of time. Perhaps people who dislike yoga have a decrease in ego when they do that sissy activity. The study wasn't designed properly so we can't know those things and since there isn't enough data to compare against, we shouldn't claim that yoga/meditation is the cause of the increase. Perhaps it occurs after doing anything which takes physical or mental effort regardless of the activity, such as sucking air through a straw for 30 minutes. Pointless but ego boosting, unless you were told you did a poor job at sucking?

  17. what kind of meditation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    surely not the meme meditation where they pay for yoga classes or read about it online for an hour

  18. Re:Of course! You're happy with yourself by evanh · · Score: 1

    I'll happily hang on to my bytes of ego, thanks.

  19. Get over yourself by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Meditation is good and useful practise for accessing different states of consciousness without drugs. There are many reasons why you want to do this. To say it reduces motivation and increases ego just indicates it is not being used properly. Brains are smart - minds are smarter and whilst you can fool the conscious mind fooling the unconscious mind is like trying to pretend gravity doesn't exist as you step off a cliff. Bottom line here - don't be fucking stupid, intent is everything.

    In some cases though meditation is a form of spiritual bypassing of all the shit you've been through in your life. These things mess with your super ego, those little voices in your head that can give you constructive or destructive messages. If they are destructive you're going to have a crap opinion of yourself and meditation will expand any false reality you have constructed and turn you into a real asshole.

    Bottom line: deal with your issues consciously first then meditation will be useful. Chances are you won't act like a dick either.

    Have a nice day :)

    --
    My ism, it's full of beliefs.
  20. Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did they make *any* attempt to distinguish between the two? If not, it's a worthless study.

    Healthy self-esteem is based on a realistic and measured appreciation of your own good qualities ("I'm a good ukulele player"). Inflated self-esteem is, well, inflated ("I'm the greatest fucking ukulele player on earth"). Malignant narcissism, as seen for example in narcissistic personality disorder, also tends to include a competitive need to denigrate the positive qualities of others ("All other ukulele players are shit"), and tends to include the belief that you deserve special treatment because of your extraordinary qualities ("I should get my ukuleles sent to me for free, and I don't need to be nice to people because I'm such a genius at the ukulele").

    1. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as healthy self esteem. The self esteem movement is one of the worst things to happen to American culture and,

      You seem to have enough of it.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Actually narcissists have poor self-esteem which is why they act out in the way they do to compensate. It is hard to know if meditation is healthy or not in this context.

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
    3. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the comparison to the average tests both inflated self-esteem and malignant narcissism while excluding healthy self-esteem?
      If significantly more than half of a group consider themselves above average, it means that people overestimate their own skills or underestimate other people skills.

    4. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Yup. Also, consider the person with extremely low self-esteem. Someone who walks around constantly thinking, "Whoa is me. I'm so terrible." etc. would, in the Buddhist sense, have a terrible problem with their ego. They're always focused on themself.

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      Happy people make bad consumers.
    5. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Self-esteem is a weird topic. I suspect half of the issue is semantics, because people often mean different things about esteem, as evidenced by the comments in this article.

      Self-esteem might be one of those golden mean issues, where finding a balance is ideal, and too much or too little are both problematic.

      Another way to look at it might be that it's a necessary thing to boost when it's too negative. Having burdensome issues with sense of self that get in the way of your ability to express thoughts or accomplish goals is unfortunate. From this view, the main purpose of self-esteem boosters might just be to get it out of the negative. Once it stops being an obstacle, you can essentially forget about it, pretend it doesn't even exist for all anyone cares, and just get on with life.

      There's probably other angles, but even the difference between the two above can cause an endless loop of arguing if people don't realize they're talking different things.

    6. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This! Thanks!

    7. Re:Healthy self-esteem vs. malignant narcissism by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 1

      It's a good point, that a "comparison to the average" test can tell us something about inflated self-regard, although even that is fraught with multiple problems. (Let's say 75% of the meditation group assess themselves as being better at yoga than the average student in their class. Are they comparing themselves to the entire class, or just to the subset that did meditation? Was the meditation subgroup randomly selected, and did they ensure that the average skill level of the meditation subgroup was similar to that of the other yoga students? Also, a certain subset of that 75% will be absolutely correct in saying that they are better than the average student-- so how can you tell which ones are assessing themselves incorrectly? Maybe the number of incorrect-positive assessments is constant between the two groups, and the only effect of meditation was to reduce the number of incorrect-negative assessments).

      Anyway, my point was that the summary talks about measures of narcissism ("I will be remembered for the great deeds I will do") and measures of healthy self-esteem (e.g. "My self-esteem is high right now") as if they were interchangeable.

      That's not even getting into the potential issues with the construct validity of the different assessment tools. (To take a silly edge-case example: if one of your students happens to have won a Nobel Prize, or saved a child from drowning, the statement "I will be remembered for my great deeds" is not a valid measurement of whether he is a narcissist).

  21. smug v. ego by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    how does one tell the difference between Ego and Smug?

    Ego drives the Audi and Smug drives the Prius

    list your own below....

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    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    1. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ðYsðYsNEWS FLASHðYsðYs

      White liberals fuck up culturally appropriated ancient practices that were not fucked up before their cultural appropriation

    2. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been to India??? That place has 5000 years of self-fucking.

    3. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NEWS FLASH

      SJW morons think that "cultural appropriation" is actually a thing.

    4. Re: smug v. ego by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Does doing something to cut pollution mean you're smug? If so the world needs many more smug people driving, whether speeding electrically down an empty highway or contentedly sitting there in traffic jams with a self-satisfied semi-smirk on their lips, as the engine management system quietly shuts off the motor.

    5. Re: smug v. ego by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      NEWSFLASH:

      Science shows ancient practice is fucked up.

      Hippies respond: "well it wasn't fucked up before we knew it was fucked up!"

    6. Re: smug v. ego by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Instead of buying a big house far from work, why don't you get an apartment close to work? Then you can really reduce your environmental impact, without being smug.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who don't drive are blamed as the smuggest, just because people who don't pollute the air, risk other people's live, nor waste natural resources nor urban space are actually better people than those who choose to drive.

    8. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is it really? There's little evidence that what Krishnamacharya in the 20th century taught was really part of an ancient practice, and lots of circumstantial evidence that what he taught was half based on the 1915 "Primary Gymnastics" by the Danish Niels Bukh (ISBN 978144652735) and taught in newly opened YMCAs in India at the time. He also, not coincidentally, taught at a time of Indian cultural renaissance in reaction to British occupation. So anything he wanted to popularize had to be claimed as part of "ancient Indian" teachings. Also the Yoga Sutra of Patanjali: (Read in particular YS of P: A Biography (Lives of Great Religious Books) by David Gordon White: 9780691143774) had been abandoned by true Hindu scholars for nearly centuries when Swami Vivekananda brought it to the West as "important Indian spiritual teachings." No one could question his translation or expertise in the subject, when it came to this confused, esoteric mishmash of Buddhist and Hindu sayings. It served his promotional needs perfectly.
      So its easy to dismiss it as "polluted by hippies". Yoga actually refers to so many different Indian practices, that the authenticity of what westerners do can ALWAYS be questioned. It's also not a good cardiovascular exercise. I actually love practicing the exercises, but Indians have not much more claim to it. The supposed ancient book Krishnamacharya claimed was the source has never been found. It was mysteriously "eaten by ants" before he could show anyone. So I call "bullshit" on claims that what westerners do with it is bullshit. Although it's not a good cardiovascular workout, its good for flexibility, constitution and strength training. Ego: Its a good exercise routine based on newish Indian traditions.
      Besides "The Yoga Sutra of Patanjali: A Biography (Lives of Great Religious Books)," David Gordon White wrote the scholarly "Sinister Yogis" about the true origins of "yoga". Also "Yoga Body: The Origins of Modern Posture Practice" by Mark Singleton. People who love "yoga" but poke holes in all the Indian myths and mysticism around it.

    9. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the same people who make decisions like that are likely to cycle. If you don't understand the issues arrogant holier-than-thou cyclists can bring then you likely don't drive.

    10. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true of vinyasa yoga. Things like Iyengar are the ancient practices. Bear in mind too, that a lot of what we see in the West is a bastardized form, there are no Bikram or Yogaerobics in the East. Most Americans have probably never been to a 'real' yoga class.

    11. Re: smug v. ego by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Always nice to see scottsmen engaging in the No True Yogi fallacy.

    12. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but try listening to the new Kanye West album Ye without feeling "culturally inappropriate." :-P

    13. Re: smug v. ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "cut pollution"

      I think I read somewhere the batteries used in these cars should be recycled in special factories, which mostly dont exist or not used enough, which offset the environmental saving completely if not more.
      your pollution just moved to a different country/state.... sorry to burst your bubble.

  22. Considering the past weeks articles.. by meglon · · Score: 1

    What we've really determined is: Psychological Science isn't.

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    1. Re:Considering the past weeks articles.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to remember "Social" is a synonym for "Not".
      As in Social "Not" Science, Social "Not" Justice, Social "Not" Work, etc.

    2. Re:Considering the past weeks articles.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Science, they say that anecdotes are NOT data.
      In social sciences, they say that anecdotes ARE data.
      In psychology, they don't worry about plurals.

    3. Re:Considering the past weeks articles.. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      No. Smarmy, self-assured Slashdot posters and their ilk claim that anecdotes are not data. AN anecdote is not data. It is a datum. Once you have multiple anecdotes (notice the s indicating a plural), you most definitely have data.

      Every single experiment ever performed was an anecdote.

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      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    4. Re:Considering the past weeks articles.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few premises of the article ...

      N=93 is "high powered"
      ego quieting and self enhancement are opposites
      meditation effects should be measured directly after meditation
      the observations made can be generalized to all yoga and meditation

  23. Meditation means many things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a practicing Buddhist for about 40 years, I would suggest that anyone who wants to know about meditation should not ask a psychologist. It's not a pill and it's not understandable to the outside observer. It's a practice and a way of life that changes the nature of experience.

    The first teaching of the Buddha was that life is suffering, suffering is caused by the mistaken belief in a self, and that mistaken belief can be overcome. That's already well outside the purview of psychology. It only makes sense when you do it.

    To put it another way, the path of meditation is about waking from a dream. Psychology is about trying to have a good dream.

    1. Re: Meditation means many things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't understand something then try to ridicule it.

      Perhaps if you meditated and thought about it a little you would increase your understanding? But your ego wouldn't allow the posibility of you being wrong so you probably can't, and will never understand most things.

    2. Re: Meditation means many things by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      I understand that you're an idiot, and like to make yourself feel superior by pretending to be enlightened.

    3. Re: Meditation means many things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old pine tree in the forest,
      hearing it closer,
      the sound is better.

    4. Re: Meditation means many things by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      So deepity. Much cromulence.

    5. Re: Meditation means many things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is self-enhancement? Do X have it? (where X is in: meditators, psychological scientists)

  24. Plenty of data to back this up by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Observational data suggests that regularly practising Yoga strongly correlates with elevated levels of douchebaggery.

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    1. Re: Plenty of data to back this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you've confused yoga with crossfit.

    2. Re:Plenty of data to back this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Observational data suggests that regularly practising Yoga strongly correlates with elevated levels of douchebaggery.

      This website is full of people who have become white supremacists based on their ability to install Linux successfully.

      So douchebaggery and egotism is all rather relative don't you think? Then again I'm talking to the guy whose autism gets triggered by self-service cash registers and who doesn't know the difference between yoga and meditation, so what you're probably thinking about is some retarded cryptocurrency bullshit.

    3. Re:Plenty of data to back this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I should be flattered that you took the time to go through my post history.

      Since you brought up the topic of autistic triggering, do you often see things that aren't there? Perhaps that explains your affinity for yoga or meditation.

      My avoidance to self-service cash registers is about keeping people gainfully employed. I simply shop at places where people are working to put themselves through college or feed their families. You can try and argue broken window fallacy if you like, at least that would be defensible.

      I assume "white supremacists" was supposed to be a metaphor so I'll let that one go.

  25. Re:Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1
    Must be nice to think you can so easily refute stuff you didn't even understand.

    But it's all okay because it doesn't mention the G word.

    God will smite you. Not the Christian God, but Dunning–Kruger himself.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  26. Re:Must be Christmas... by Trogre · · Score: 0

    Because silly dogma that gullible people fall for is just misunderstood? Got it.

    I have some pamphlets you might be interested in.

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  27. Re:Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Because silly dogma that gullible people fall for is just misunderstood? Got it.

    It's not misunderstood, it's you in particular who doesn't understand it. The problem is you. You can't refute something you don't understand.

    Or maybe you do understand it. Can you say something that shows you comprehend?

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  28. Yoga pants rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One rule of thumb I developed as a TA in three classes across two universities CS programs -- the 30-ish female wearing yoga pants to your classroom every day is not only cheating but she's the ring leader as well. She'll even brag about it to you once the semester is over and grades are filed.

  29. Re:Of course! You're happy with yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But there's a downside. Consider the following thought experiment:

    You're vegan, you practice yoga, and you "don't even own a television". You happen to be attending brunch at a trendy cafe with some friends; which of the three facts in the previous sentence do you mention first?

    I've thought about this a bit, and I don't have a good answer.

  30. Re:Must be Christmas... by ChatHuant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can you say something that shows you comprehend?

    Mu.

  31. Re: How young Donald Trump was slapped and punched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donald Trump kicked my dog! That NAZI bastard!

    Trump, Trump, Trumpity Trump Trump TRUMP! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

  32. No different than vegetarians by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?
    A: Don't worry, they'll let you know as soon as they can.

    --
    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
  33. Re:Of course! You're happy with yourself by bjwest · · Score: 1

    Why would you need to mention any of these at all? These people are your friends, they should already know these three things about you. If there was a stranger in the group, you would mention the one that first comes up in conversation.

    "Did you happen to catch _____ on TV last night?" -- "No, I don't have a TV."

    "What do you do for fun/relaxation/exercise?" -- "I practice yoga."

    "Have you tried that new steak house over on 5th St?" -- "No, sorry, I'm vegan."

    --

    --- Keep the choice with the user..
  34. Re: Must be Christmas... by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hurr durr, my pet belief is totally awesome! You just don't understand!

        - every crank ever

  35. Explains all the know-it-all crystal healers by Khyber · · Score: 1

    No fucking wonder their ego is so goddamned big.

    --
    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
  36. Re: Must be Christmas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No you are just gullible

            - everyone who doesn't have the faintest clue

    The Earth goes around the sun ! You just don't understand!
    - nope you are a crank

  37. Re:Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Good, use your own words!

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  38. Re: Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    What's your belief?

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  39. Re:Of course! You're happy with yourself by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    That made me chuckle.

    Sadly the "don't have a TV" thing is kind of dated. I don't have a TV in the traditional sense...

    I do yoga oh shit!

    I do eat meat and I mostly watch DVDs which I buy second hand since there's a great second hand shop where I live, a bit of youtube and a bit of paid streaming service TV. I don't have a "TV" because the latop+screen does more than well enough.

    --
    SJW n. One who posts facts.
  40. Re: Of course! You're happy with yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one claimed the ego itself is the problem. How could something illusory cause problems?

    Oh, wise master, so you mean to say that it is our attachment to it that is the problem?

    No, you do not understand. Yet.

  41. Can't be worse then Vegans. by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

    Nuff said..

  42. Heard about Jodoshinshu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jodoshinshu, the most widespread Buddhist "sect" in Japan rejects meditation altogether because of precisely the above.

    It is not possible for a human being to meditate without intent. Therefore, meditation can not be practiced right and yield the results - being enlightened.

    Therefore, why meditating at all?

  43. Nah by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    They were already like that.
    These are the types of folks who do anything to be better than others.

    --
    I tend to rant.
  44. Corroboration or Rebuttal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't read the article obviously but a previous article on slashdot implied meditation was bad for you. Is this one agreeing? Is having an embiggened ego bad?

  45. Big ego by Daralantan · · Score: 1
    I remember a guy from college who went to a Universal Unitarian church. He came back one night talking about how they had done Buddhist meditation and something else and now his karma was perfectly aligned and he felt so amazing and like everything was right, blah blah blah..... Then 1-2 hours later he was in a rage because he wanted to take a shower, and someone else was in the dorm bathroom taking a dump. (He didn't want someone else smelling up the bathroom while he was in the shower, so he was cussing and talking a lot of crap about them for this.... with his perfect karma and alignment?)

    I did take Tae Kwon Do for years, and we had to meditate now and then. I mostly just recall it being helpful for sort of developing a better mind/muscle connection. More or less similar to just having good form and being aware of it when exercising though, nothing magical.

    1. Re:Big ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did take Tae Kwon Do for years, and we had to meditate now and then. I mostly just recall it being helpful for sort of developing a better mind/muscle connection. More or less similar to just having good form and being aware of it when exercising though, nothing magical.

      And, that is the thing to remember ... no practising Buddhist will tell you meditation is magical.

      It's a useful tool, and the cumulative effects are good, but there is no magic or mysticism in it.

      Meditation is learning to live with the shit inside of your own head without being too wrapped up in it. The lesson is "get over it".

      Anybody who thinks a couple of meditation sessions are going to magically 'align' their karma is a fool -- as someone who is closest to being a Buddhist than anything else, I have no idea what aligning your karma even means, and I suspect your Unitarian didn't either. It's not some magnetic field to be polarised.

      Meditation will teach you to learn how to not be angry when someone is taking a dump at an inconvenient time for you, and it might help you understand why someone taking a dump at an inconvenient time makes you angry and to deal with it better ... but it won't stop other people from doing things which irritate you. The world will always be out of your control.

      Someone taking a dump when you want to shower is a perfect metaphor -- shit happens, you have no control over the shit, and stressing over the shit is just ego and grasping for a world which is how you want it to be, instead of how it is. The shit doesn't last forever, so get over it; would you want someone getting angry at you because you're having a dump when they want to shower? If not, try to have some compassion for the person having a dump, because that too is out of their control. They're just trying to take a shit, and you too will have to take a shit eventually.

      The means through which we bring suffering upon ourselves boils down to being angry when someone else is taking a shit, which just makes us unhappy for no good reason, because we think ourselves so important the universe should be doing things on our schedule -- including when someone else is taking a shit.

      Even shit has life lessons for us -- the things which irritate us, why they irritate us, realising those things aren't the problem and that we are with our expectations, and learning to accept those things in an ever changing world.

      That is Buddhism in a nutshell.

    2. Re:Big ego by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      One day, Su Dongpo felt inspired and wrote the following poem :

      I bow my head to the heaven within heaven,
      Hairline rays illuminating the universe,
      The eight winds cannot move me,
      Sitting still upon the purple golden lotus.

      The "eight winds" in the poem referred to praise, ridicule, honor, disgrace, gain, loss, pleasure and misery - interpersonal forces of the material world that drive and influence the hearts of men.

      Impressed by himself, Su Dongpo sent a servant to hand-carry this poem to Fo Yin. He was sure that his friend would be equally impressed. When Fo Yin read the poem, the Zen Master wrote "fart" on the manuscript and had it returned to Su Dongpo.

      When Su Dongpo saw "fart" written on the manuscript, he was shocked . He burst into anger: "How dare he insult me like this ? Why that lousy old monk ! He's got a lot of explaining to do!"

      Full of indignation, he rushed out of his house and ordered a boat to ferry him to the other shore as quickly as possible. He wanted to find Fo Yin and demand an apology. However, Fo Yin's door closed. On the door was a piece of paper, for Su Dongpo. The paper had following two lines :

      The eight winds cannot move me,
      One fart blows me across the river.

      --
      Happy people make bad consumers.
  46. Yoga Rage Explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buddhism is a religion. You believe that you can reach beneficial results over time. The methods employed in Buddhist practice are open to change, so maybe we could create the school of Scrum-Meditation with frequent stand-ups to keep the bodies conditioned and blood flowing.

  47. Re:Must be Christmas... by Whibla · · Score: 1

    Can you say something that shows you comprehend?

    What is the next question.

  48. Re:Must be Christmas... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

    Because silly dogma that gullible people fall for is just misunderstood? Got it.

    It's not misunderstood, it's you in particular who doesn't understand it. The problem is you. You can't refute something you don't understand.

    You're doing a great job of displaying the article's point. Well Done!

    --
    I'm a minority race. Save your vitriol for white people.
  49. Re: Must be Christmas... by houghi · · Score: 1

    It just is, man.

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  50. Wait by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wait, you mean that dabbling in cherry picked pieces of other cultures' spiritual practices might be some sort of dilettante-ish thing??

    1. Re:Wait by MonteCarloMethod · · Score: 1

      This is what immediately came to mind when I read the summary.

      In the US (maybe elsewhere in the West, but I don't have any firsthand experience of it) there is a relationship between the upper middle class and "doing yoga". A recent episode of the NPR podcast Hidden Brain touched on this and talked about how certain practices such as attending yoga classes, shopping at farmers markets, and breastfeeding (among others) are forms of class signaling. With this in mind, I am not surprised at all that the act of participating in an activity that tells the world "I am in the upper 50%" (50% is probably conservative, but I don't have an idea of what "upper-middle class" translates to in economic percentile) would have an influence on one's ego.

      The ego influence is doubly true if you consider that physical exercise is a great way to boost endorphin levels independent of any sort of external signaling.

    2. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doubt it's true that many people do yoga in order to "signal" being winners. Or to follow the crowd. The same is true of buying a BMW or Corvette, of women wearing tights or heels. Of people using a Mac or Linux. They can all be signalling of different cultural values. But none of those things is *only* done to signal. Someone might shop at a farmers market simply because the food is good. And someone else might not shop there because they want to signal non-elitism, no matter how good or cheap the farmers' produce might be.

      In short, it's easy to criticize but there's not a lot to learn on that route.

    3. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dalai Lama
      A short film about a girl who gets too good at meditating.
      Starring: Stephanie Hunt, Jesse Plemons, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Derek Waters and Elisha Yaffe
      Written and Produced by Jeremy Cohen & Stephanie Hunt
      Official Selection, Marfa Film Festival 2014

  51. Re:Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Oh babe, you should have seen me before I meditated!

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  52. Re: Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Let it be, let it go.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  53. Re:Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    What do you want?

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  54. Re: Must be Christmas... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Hurr durr, my pet belief is totally awesome! You just don't understand!

    - every crank ever

    The worst of those being those whose pet belief is that all beliefs are equally right or wrong.

    Except, of course, their own belief that "all beliefs are equally right or wrong". That belief is awesome!

  55. Strange coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second post by the same user against meditation practices in a short span of time... Hmm...

  56. Re:Of course! You're happy with yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, sorry, I messed up the delivery. It should be your significant other's office party or some social event with people you don't know. It was a joke.

  57. In What Units Measured Ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't measure ego. These people just feel better.

  58. Will relaxing help the egos too? by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

    What would be interesting if just relaxing and e.g. listening to your favourite music for an hour would produce similar results.

  59. Damnit by spongman · · Score: 1

    I read "eggos".

    So disappointed.

  60. right after practicing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We practice things that are hard.

    When we do this, we feel good about ourselves.

    Testing people for self-esteem after they practice something yields higher scores for self regard.

    How is this specific to yoga and mediation?

  61. Donald Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donald Trump must meditate a lot.

  62. What is a mantra? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are not practicing on the manta "I am nothing" they are doing it wrong.

  63. Is it a bad thing? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

    It's all how you look at it. "Inflated ego" is a bad thing. "Confidence" and "self-esteem" are good things. But there often is little difference between them. This story is trying to spin it as a bad thing, but you could just as easily spin it as a good thing. So let's rewrite that headline.

    People's Self-Esteem Increases After Meditation and Yoga, Says Study

    Sounds like a good reason to meditate.

    --
    "I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
  64. What a dumbass by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

    Meditation isn't a "skill" you can practice. Meditation is literally conservation of energy through non-action. You just sit around doing nothing. If you're doing something, you're not meditating. People who don't understand this are people who only have a cursory understanding of meditation, and why Buddhists meditate. All these newage monkeys with their yoga and their meditation workshops and shit, these people will never achieve anything because they don't understand why they're meditating in the first place. They just heard it was supposed to be this amazing thing and they jump on the band-wagon. Of course they're going to pump up their ego by thinking they're doing something incredibly amazing that all the other uninitialized muppets aren't doing.

  65. Totally Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My sister, a former stay at home mom, started meditating, going to ashrams in India, studying 'Healing Touch', etc. after her kids left for college.

    She has become totally insufferable: pompous, arrogant, smug, demeaning, infantalizing, etc. towards all us unenlightened little people. Her 'meditations' are turning her into a Kardashian-level narcissist, yet she thinks she is becoming the Buddha. Is irony the correct term for that? I always misuse that word.

  66. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people need exactly this. I practice yoga, and as a person who practically permanently experiences imposter syndrome, having a small daily burst of "you don't suck" is a good thing. And I really don't care who has a problem with that - every small brick of sanity is part of the wall that keeps me alive and available for my autistic child.

  67. Re:Must be Christmas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove that there IS something to comprehend.

    So far I only came across gobbledygook when I look up awakening, enlightenment, and so forth. Usually it's of the sort "you can't get it until you've got it, and until then, you're too dumb to understand what we could tell you, but actually there's no words for it anyway."

    Riiight.

  68. Walk versus Yoga by NewYork · · Score: 1

    One hour early morning walk is better than any Yoga

  69. Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't had any mod points all week but it's ok because even if chris manages to karma whore an early +5+ post he'll still only average one point of karma now that people are crushing his posts oldest first.
    Oh cremer must be crying now.

    1. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer isn't contained. He's just ignoring you. You still haven't found his new account yet.

    2. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I can't tell who you are by your bad behavior (spamming, plugging your money making schemes, making up stories to whore for karma) then you're contained. As far as I'm concerned you're not here except when I want to come down to the 10th level of comment hell and throw digital tomatoes at you.
      Eventually you always revert to your old ways and then FCLM sounds the alarm so we can all dogpile you. Go ahead and prove me wrong and then sell your idiotic stack of pirate treasure so that you can pay off your high interest post-bankruptcy credit cards.

    3. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FCLM is creimer.

    4. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Chris! When are you finally unleashing "Unemployable" that was supposed to drop on January 1 2018? I've pre-ordered my copy!

      And why do you appear to be getting fatter and more jowly in each new video?

      And if FCLM is creimer, why do you get upset at him?

      DMCA THIS , fat man!

      How's your "vlogging like a boss" going? How's the reinventing going?

    5. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " sell your idiotic stack of pirate treasure "

      The joke is an ape talking about the year of the monkey.

    6. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I never click on tardchris links :(

    7. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CREMER FACT CHECK
      FatCashewsLovesMe and Tardu Lardo are both not cremer.
      Actual cre1mers: Cre1mer CDRemer, Anonymous Cashews, I??????FatCashews

    8. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bullshit us. Creimer left months ago. You're playing both sides to cover up the fact, you sick fuck.

    9. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you use a normal keyboard with those André the Giant fingers of yours?

    10. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you insist on being stupid by comparing creimer to someone who is nearly twice his size?

      If creimer walked pass you, you wouldn't notice him because he wasn't 2X the size you expect him to be.

    11. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If creimer walked pass you"

      "past", Chris. If you took half the energy you spend on being a bizarre pest and applied it elsewhere, you'd be married with a family by now.

      I would have heard your shuffling steps and heavy breathing way before!

      And if creimer left months ago, surely THIS wouldn't bother you, oh completely anonymous and unknown stranger.

      Juwassic Wold two. Why do you mash your lips together every three words, BTW? And do you ever get pelicans upset at you?

    12. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one sad fuck.

    13. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking every AC is FCLM? Tsk tsk.

      I've been going through your OUAA posts.... You've been sick a long time, friend.

    14. Re:Nice to know chris is contained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the one stalking creimer.

  70. Re:Must be Christmas... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    So far I only came across gobbledygook when I look up awakening, enlightenment, and so forth.

    I guess it depends where you are looking. The four noble truths make it clear what enlightenment is (non-buddhists have different ideas, though).

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  71. inflated egos are like ballons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the bigger they get the closer they are to popping ;)