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Microsoft Teases New Outlook.com Dark Mode (theverge.com)

Microsoft is planning to introduce a dark mode to its Outlook.com web mail service. "While the software giant introduced a temporary dark mode for Halloween last year, Microsoft has been working on a new dark mode for Outlook.com for the past few months," reports The Verge. "Microsoft has started teasing that the new dark mode will be available soon." From the report: "One reason for the delay is our insistence that we deliver the best Dark Mode of any leading email client (you'll understand when you see it, I guarantee)," explains an Outlook.com team member in a feedback post. "The sneak preview you saw last year at Halloween was a prototype that required a lot more work to be ready for prime time." Microsoft says it has redesigned the colors and code "multiple times," and it's in the final stretch of introducing the new theme in Outlook.com.

106 comments

  1. And? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly, this is the least important thing Slashdot could have posted about. Besides, use an native client and you can theme it however you like.

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    1. Re:And? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      this is the least important thing Slashdot could have posted about

      Apparently you haven't scrolled down far enough to see the post about some analyst saying the new iPhones will be available in a "plethora" of five colors.

    2. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darkie Mode's favorite Billy Joel song: Don't Ax Me Why

    3. Re:And? by whargoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apparently you missed the drivel about "plugspreading" the other day.

    4. Re: And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Honestly, this is the least important thing Slashdot could have posted about"

      It's about a MAGA (Microsoft Amazon Google Apple) so it must be ok because those are the companies who are going to MAGA (make America great again), MAGA?

    5. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A plethora of colors: "grey, white, blue, red and orange." Not a dark one amongst them. Microsoft is onto something here.

    6. Re: And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did somebody say MAGA?

    7. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll put my prongs wherever I damn please sparky!

    8. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, of course, if one were to use MS Office’s wonderfully thin Outlook o365 client. Enough cannot be said to praise this fantastically beautiful genious of market engineering. Just an awe of inspiration to behold and gaze upon. It makes one struggle to understand why anyone could want anything else once ones eyes have been enlightened by the jewel encrusted gems that swirl from within. Rich and vibrant in depth and colour. Perpetuating a sense of marvel and wonder seconded only by its inate ability to get the job done.

    9. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Last time I looked, one could only select between two slightly different sets of gray shaded themes and one fugly dark theme.

  2. Is a theme news now? by xpiotr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is adding a theme to your website news now?
    Honestly...

    1. Re:Is a theme news now? by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      Well, adding a theme to Gmail might be news, but yes - I don't see why anyone here would get excited about this.

    2. Re:Is a theme news now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dark mode, all the millennial hackers will feel secure, it sounds so NSA and secure.

    3. Re:Is a theme news now? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Apparently a theme also takes a few months to complete as well.

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    4. Re:Is a theme news now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really? They let you change some colors? Oh, excuse me THEY changed some colors! Ahh, much better :(

      Umm, I still remember when many of my programs let you change the color to whatever you wanted even if it blinded you.
      A button that inverts all the colors would be magical, eh?

  3. Stop the press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft create new CSS skin for application. It's a miracle.

    1. Re:Stop the press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be more news as Microsoft takes months to create new css.

    2. Re:Stop the press by PPH · · Score: 2

      The press? Microsoft still has monks hand-copying manuscripts.

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  4. Teases new open source cross platform DirectX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and also recommends and contributes to OpenGL.

    that would be a good start.

  5. This is important news! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is an important take away here. It has taken Microsoft 9 months to get to the point where something trivial that was mostly complete in October of last year is now ready to be announced as still not ready. The amazing thing is that anyone uses their shit products anymore.

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    1. Re:This is important news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't we hear that Microsoft fired all of their testers a few years ago? If that's true, I'm shocked that they didn't just release the alpha / demo as gold.
      Kudos to whoever restrained the PM who announced this prematurely.

    2. Re:This is important news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My company switched from gmail to outlook-365-webmail. And I really hate it. Search for one thing is useless. Reminder can not be set to anything between 10 minutes and 0 minutees (with Google I could set it to 2 minutes). The service is also down quite often.

      And all talks about the webmail is about.... themes. Yes, I have a mail that doesn't work like I would like, but at least I can make it loon orange or black.

    3. Re:This is important news! by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The amazing thing is that anyone uses their shit products anymore.

      The general quality of programmer in the industry has gone down such that Microsoft stuff is just average.

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    4. Re:This is important news! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      And we don't have much choice. These days, you seem to have to choose between Apple, Microsoft, or Google, and none of them are innovative anymore.

    5. Re:This is important news! by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A good dark mode is easier said then done.
      For a Holiday team it was a rather easy trick to switch the colors around, however there will be that one odd feature that will have the wrong colors that will not show up right in a dark mode. For Halloween as a seasonable option any bugs or annoyances are set aside as just some quirky fun that you can roll back when you want to be serious.

      The Graphical User Interface Macintosh, XWindows, MS Windows. for the past 35 years have favored a light theme for the UI. Black Text on a white background, as part of the WYSIWYG design, figuring most of the content you see on the computer will be printed on white paper. The reason why OS/X, Windows, and GNOME/KDE all use similar colors and themes until recently is because there is decades of research and trial and error to show what goes best on this light theme.
      Now in the past couple of years, we have moved away from printing stuff all the time, and most of the content is on a screen of some sort. This means the Dark theme makes more sense, allowing the glow of the bright letters making them bolder and easier to read, vs, the glow of the background, making the fonts thinner in appearance. Old screens with the 72dpi this isn't so bad, as a single pixel is big enough to be seen, and the glow of the background, will not overpower the pixels black. But on the new high dpi screens, the glow of the white can cover your pixels viability. So a dark theme is needed.

      Now we are in Dark theme, we need to find what work viably, looks attractive, and doesn't scream goth playground.

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    6. Re: This is important news! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card in the unlikely event one was ever issued to you in the first place.

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    7. Re:This is important news! by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      most likely supports smtp and imap, so you can use a 3rd party client with it... oddly, i haven't had any issues with those protocols, even when their webmail and other services die.

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    8. Re:This is important news! by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      I was just musing on this last night... programmers are too busy trying to figure out how to waste the spare CPU cycles afforded by the current hardware generation to worry about solving real problems that could have been (or already have been) solved decades ago.

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    9. Re:This is important news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was just musing on this last night... programmers are too busy trying to figure out how to waste the spare CPU cycles afforded by the current hardware generation to worry about solving real problems

      This is what happens when the priorities and feature set of software is determined entirely by marketing and not at all by technical people.

      Nobody gives a fuck about 'better', or 'more secure', or 'faster' ... it's how much you can embed a link to Facebook or some other inane crap.

      Software largely no longer exists to solve the problem, it exists to solve enough of the problem to look useful, while maximizing ad revenue and analytics on your users.

      Most 'software' these days is shitty apps and bad web pages. That mean the only problem they're trying to solve is a revenue stream to back up their weak business model, and the 'software' is really just a means to get the things needed for that into your hands.

      Modern software is largely garbage designed to push ads. As long as that part works, they'll do some lip-service to making the software appear to do something useful.

      The rare exception to this is the FOSS folks, who actually try to make software which does what it says it does, and without ads and tracking embedded in it.

    10. Re:This is important news! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      There is an important take away here. It has taken Microsoft 9 months to get to the point where something trivial that was mostly complete in October of last year is now ready to be announced as still not ready. The amazing thing is that anyone uses their shit products anymore.

      I see this as a good sign. Major work on making something available in many colours is a sign of a company that has completely run out of innovation. I actually am quite happy that the "dark theme" is taking so long to take over all of Windows. It shows how little effort they are actually putting into that absurdity.

      Now if only they could give the same lack of dedication to other UI elements like Fluent Design which can be summed up with: Same shit, just more runny.

    11. Re:This is important news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is mostly bs. Dark modes for windows were all available in previous versions up till 7. Now with the washed out pastel colours that make me wanna barf, that is why they don’t fit in and are deliberately left out. You are right with regards to up until recently though. Now we are forced to believe it’s too hard to do because of what, some extensibility issues thatnks to ribbons, tiles and dull pastels?
      Having ‘preset’ themes is ok, but what I really want is to change the various bits of the ui like what could be done all the up to windows 7, the last known half decent os.

  6. Meanwhile, Windows 10 is BUGGY AS HELL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    e.g.
    File Explorer still has a decades-old bug meaning it cannot handle long file paths, that it itself creates, and does not use the flag Microsoft introduced to allow programs to handle long file paths.

    Because Microsoft's programmer is busy changing application colours ?

    Please give generously to our appeal to fund another programmer for Microsoft.

  7. This is where Microsoft is at these days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark mode for Outlook.com? So this is the stuff users are clamoring for these days? How on Earth does Dark mode represent any sort of breakthrough? Who should I pity the most? Microsoft for taking so long to introduce such a trivial theme? Or the end user who thinks this is such a achievement?

  8. Why is slashdot postig such drivel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Totally agreed. What a boring as shit post... in a long line of many boring as shit posts. How much did the last owners pay for Slashdot? They paid that much and still have editors who post this drivel. Go to alexa.com and watch how much their ratings have dived.

    The real story here: How do these people manage to keep their jobs?

    I only come here out of reflex. There are much better tech news sources out there. Much, much better!

    1. Re: Why is slashdot postig such drivel? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> editors

      I think the "editors" are just a collection of shared accounts used by the current collection of unpaid interns that actually run the site. From the quality of the work it seems unlikely that any of the editors have a college degree, and even the intern supervisor ("editor in chief?") should only be making a buck or two over minimum wage. Still, that would be like $1K per quality post so I wouldn't cry for them.

    2. Re:Why is slashdot postig such drivel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which ones would you recommend?

  9. OMG Ponies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yawn! Wake me up when they add OMG Ponies! theme.

    1. Re:OMG Ponies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Japan, they can add a "Hello Kitty" theme.

  10. While I have you, MS by iTrawl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about not logging me off twice a day (if not more often) on Office365?

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    1. Re:While I have you, MS by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      How about not logging me off twice a day (if not more often) on Office365?

      I'm sorry; a new dark website theme is far too important compared to such trivialities as you report.

    2. Re:While I have you, MS by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      How about not logging me off twice a day (if not more often) on Office365?

      Huh? I haven't logged into Office365 in so long that I'm not sure if I could remember my password if I actually needed it. Sounds like some linked accounts in your profile are messed up. I used to have that with my Skype account when MS merged it with the Windows account even though the passwords were different. Suddenly I found myself being asked for the password despite having autologin enabled.

      Long story short: Something is broke for you. MS doesn't just randomly log people out.

    3. Re:While I have you, MS by iTrawl · · Score: 1

      It's my workplace email. That's the only bit of Office365 that we use. About a month ago it started logging out while nobody's looking. No other accounts linked. No fancy stuff added to it. Just online Outlook. I cleared the cookies, local storage, and whatever else I could find.

      This is the same webmail interface where if I use a full size reading panel I can click through it and action on the list of messages underneath it. I'm not a fan.

      They don't randomly log me out. The experience is as if the session timeout was reduced to a few hours and I can't find any setting regarding it. My mobile devices have been logged off ages ago and I didn't bother logging them back in because it's so annoying to just stop getting messages for no reason.

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    4. Re:While I have you, MS by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's my workplace email. That's the only bit of Office365 that we use.

      Oh. Workplace IT. Say no more :-)

      How do you know no other accounts are linked? It's amazing the shear amount of integration MS products have in the workplace. Heck where I work I use the Office365 portal to reset my main domain account and computer password.
      Incidentally that's also something that is messed up for me. My work Office365 email has a different and completely obsolete and non functional email address. Yet somehow it is still linked to my account and the passwords synced with my PC/domain account. How? No idea, I have often concluded that workplace IT are magical, but not in a magical we make the world better while you sleep kind of way, but rather the magical I'm a street performer, be amazed while I pickpocket you way.

    5. Re:While I have you, MS by iTrawl · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, nothing else is linked to it. I looked everywhere on that website for things and came up empty. No Word or other desktop app licenses, no 3rd party addons, nothing. And my work computer isn't integrated with it past the browser tab, and in addition I'm running Linux so it can't be linked to Office365 even if somebody really wanted that.

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    6. Re:While I have you, MS by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      and in addition I'm running Linux so it can't be linked to Office365

      That isn't a justification. Linux has been able to join active directory domains for the best part of 20 years. To be clear there's nothing on my computer that links it to Office365 either. All of that voodoo is done in the back end somewhere on a domain controller.

      Mind you you're probably right and there's just something else at play, I'm just pointing out that you can't assume something is unlinked these days simply because you're not actively doing something.

  11. Re:SJW nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are the 1970s treating you btw?

  12. Dos Navigator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like the standard theme of Dos Navigator.

  13. This may not be news... by s0nspark · · Score: 2

    But it is welcome, nonetheless. It will be nice not feeling like my tired eyes are staring at a fluorescent bulb when I check my work email.

    1. Re:This may not be news... by Life2Short · · Score: 1

      We had "dark-mode" 40 years ago. Then it was called a DEC VT-100.

    2. Re:This may not be news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, don't worry. The reason this has taken so long is they wanted to be sure the contrast colors for text are the most eye-searingly bright colors possible.

      I've taken to wearing bluetech glasses at work. They filter out the blue light that causes eye strain. It's made a huge difference, even on my mostly dark development IDE.

  14. Biggest. Thing. Ever! by sabbede · · Score: 2
    For too long we have been victimized by overly-bright color schemes when we use email. NO MORE!

    Our lives can once again be filled with joy instead of bright grays!

    Finally we can achieve the dreams of our grandfathers and never again be condemned to suffer dark fonts on light backgrounds.

  15. Re:Slashdot should run a story about this... apk by amalcolm · · Score: 1

    FFS just F**K off with this spam

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  16. Jumped... by dskoll · · Score: 1

    Ok, if this is news that matters, then the software development industry has officially jumped the shark.

    1. Re:Jumped... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      This is Microsoft. Their only innovation these days is the number and variety of sharks they jump.

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    2. Re:Jumped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, if this is news that matters, then the software development industry has officially jumped the shark.

      Dude, this happened quite a while ago.

      The world has moved on to apps.

      Because apps are awesome and magical things, where you can write shit software which is little more than a wrapper around a website, but it will sell like hotcakes because people are too stupid to know this.

      And apps are super awesome because you get ad revenue, as well as scraping user data you can sell to someone else. That's where the real money is, not creating good software.

      Who cares is the software is shit when you can have ad revenue and analytics? I mean, we'd been living in the dark ages where ads and analytics hadn't permeated every software experience. But now every shady douchebag has those. It's crap software, but it's got ad revenue.

      There are still people writing real software which does actual useful things, but these days it feels like it's almost entirely driven by the garbage which is the modern app.

      The software development industry jumped the shark quite a while ago, and now it's just churning out garbage and spyware at the request of marketing and other morons.

      And modern developers seem incapable of writing anything if there isn't 50 Javascript frameworks, which tells me the people writing this garbage are broadly speaking absolutely terrible programmers.

  17. Why is a new theme news? by TomBauserman · · Score: 1

    Why is this news? I'm not quite understanding this. Are they going to hold a press conference when they release it?

    1. Re: Why is a new theme news? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Maybe there was a notion that either Microsoft was copying Apple or that Microsoft is doing something cool?

      Apple was hardly the first and Microsoft is as cool as you want them to be. Oh and some people actually like non-night themes.

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    2. Re:Why is a new theme news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The underlying story is that Microsoft is so bereft of ideas, or even basic competency, that they, Microsoft, consider this to be news and are out trumpeting this "accomplishment."

      It's like in Microsoft Office 365 where you sign on and see some stupid announcement about, "Coming soon! A new sign-on experience."

      Seriously, Microsoft? That's all you've got? Do you think the people using your software are sitting at the edge of their seats waiting for their sign-on "experience" to be made more flashy or something?

      When you're out of ideas and you've got nothing, like Microsoft, then what else is left to do but pound on any available table and yell, "Wookie!" to distract everybody?

      "Coming next week! A new darker bell tone when you sign off! We know how excited you all are, how many years there's been nothing more important to you than hearing a slightly different sound. What an experience!"

  18. Re:Biggest. Thing. Ever! by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    For too long we have been victimized by overly-bright color schemes when we use email. NO MORE!

    Our lives can once again be filled with joy instead of bright grays!

    Finally we can achieve the dreams of our grandfathers and never again be condemned to suffer dark fonts on light backgrounds.

    As someone who started off with green text on a black background (or amber if you were fancy) the arrival of the paper white screen with black text was seen as an OMG!!!! I want one moment. So I'd humbly suggest you review your history about what style of screen your grandfather dreamed of.

    Now git* off my lawn

    (*and I am sure git has some arcane switch which will do this for you)

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  19. In other news, Slashdot now a skin for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for nerds, stuff that matters.

  20. Dark Mode Suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youâ(TM)re going to like the way dark mode looks. I guarantee it.

  21. What about... by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    What about a "just f__king work without giving me grief" mode?

  22. Other issues more pressing by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    Is a new theme really that important? I rather see Outlook finally quote emails properly and stop stuffing the signature in the middle of messages. Every other email client can do this except Outlook. Almost makes it useless. I wish there would be other email clients that work with Exchange.

  23. You actually use MS Office? by sjbe · · Score: 2

    How about not logging me off twice a day (if not more often) on Office365?

    Not a problem with LibreOffice. Come on in the water's nice. No log ins required nor any subscription fees.

    1. Re:You actually use MS Office? by iTrawl · · Score: 1

      I use Outlook of Office 365 because that's what my workplace uses. I pester them to move over to Google every chance I get. Not even them use the rest of office. We share specs via Google Docs.

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    2. Re:You actually use MS Office? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Why LibreOffice over OpenOffice? (Serious question, I never knew which to choose, so I just flipped a coin.)

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    3. Re:You actually use MS Office? by iTrawl · · Score: 1

      LibreOffice because at some point in history OpenOffice dropped the ball and didn't pick it back up for years. That's why LibreOffice exists to begin with.

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    4. Re:You actually use MS Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you use at home the toy Microsoft software that they force you to use at work?

      Why not use something better at home? Office 365 is the worst crap on the market. There are many way better alternatives at home.

  24. Re:Biggest. Thing. Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who started off with green text on a black background (or amber if you were fancy)

    Green text on an amber background?

  25. Re:"WildThing" vs. you domesticated drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf is a soyboy? beyond being a petty, regurgitated insult?

  26. Re:"WildThing" vs. you domesticated drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to apologize. The battery in my pocket-reminder apparently died. I'm supposed to take my pills at 8AM. After reading my posts I forced myself to calm down and think rationally. It's hard, but the pills take about an hour to take affect so I'm begging you to bear with.

    I'm trying, I really am. But it's difficult to live a life where taking little pills is the only way you can think straight.

    APK

  27. Google needs to overthrow the use of DirectX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to stop the, "I dual boot for games" excuse.

    Once a company or project, perhaps from Google or some other giant, can convince developers to move away from DirectX, the users will follow.

  28. Re:Biggest. Thing. Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell is this just Outlook though? Outlook isn't the only program I use when I wake up in the middle of the night and start using my computer and have to squint heavily for several minutes until my eyes adjust. In fact, I don't use Outlook at all. How about a dark mode for Windows, especially File Explorer.

  29. Re:Biggest. Thing. Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My eyes hurt just thinking about that.

  30. Important tech news! Are YOU keeping up? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 2

    A large team of Microsoft's cleverest wizards have spent the last two years working on an invention that is going to change the world, and if you don't learn about this innovation and offer it to your clients or bosses, you can expect the "oh, you're over 40?" treatment for the rest of your career.

    Though our patent expert has not yet reported on his particular finding, insiders are saying Microsoft's finest hackers have learned how to change color. That is, your screen is able to show many more colors than you're probably used to see, and by using a technique where the numbers behind the pixels are lower than they usually are (how low? stay tuned!) they're able to change how things appear, without the numbers being so low as to cause an imbalance.

    We contacted lead Microsoft researcher, Fucky McFuckface, and asked, "Fuckface, how dark is it going to be?"

    "That's McFuckface."

    "Pardon me."

    "Anyway, I'm not yet authorized to say exactly how dark it is, but our engineers were able to come up with some pretty low numbers for the pixel's color values."

    "So then at least this much is confirmed, that you changed the numbers on the colors rather than the alpha channel?"

    "Well, I don't want to give away too many secrets, but I think that cat is out of the bag. Yes, the colors are darker because we used some lower numbers for the pixel values. In the colors. It's kind of technical to explain but I think if you see it, you'll at least somewhat intuitively grasp what must be happening under the hood, even if it's not quite apparent exactly how we did it."

    "What impact do you think this will have on future technology?"

    "Oh, this is absolutely transformative. I think that over the next ten years, most software engineers are going to have to learn how to type in low numbers when specifying colors."

    "You mean, everyone will be expected to? Anyone and everyone?"

    "Well, I think the market will expect it, yes, so successful startups will certainly be attempting to get a piece of the action. We will, of course, protect our IP."

    "Thank you, Fucky."

    Everyone, keep your eye on this story. Whatever screenshots that you're seeing today, I would be hesitant to begin reverse engineering what colors they used, as that might not end up exactly what consumers end up experiencing. You don't want to put man-months of expensive tech labor #2f2f2fing everything and then find out your shitty 1.0 product doesn't even do the #1f1f1f or #3f3f3f that hyperconnected always-on-the-go modern consumers expect.

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    1. Re:Important tech news! Are YOU keeping up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      McFuckface's Rear Assistant Spud Pudpuller added "Many of the Ribbon engineers have, after a time of reorientation, successfully transitioned to the Dark Background group. After years spent realizing the brighter portion of the palette space, using visions of clown barf on a paper towel or a strip of toilet paper that wiped a unicorn's ass, they now are being retrained to conceptualize less luminous areas that might suggest wiping the residue off the anus of a unicorn with stomach ulcers or peeling off the clothing of a dead emo girl who had a menstruation leak and yeast infection."

  31. Lots of Anger Here, but I'm Happy for It by eepok · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of rage about this being a news post on Slashdot. I kinda understand because a color scheme isn't typically impressive, but when it's Microsoft or Apple responding to the assertion that their super-white motifs are blindingly bright and need to be toned down, I consider it significant.

    When I saw the image, I was at least moderately excited. I prefer a dark background instead of a flashlight being shoved in my face. I only wish I could do the same with the entire MS Office suite.

  32. You agreed, on page 469. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "Oh, don't worry," said Microsoft. "By 'dark mode' we meant the physical look, not data protection privacy. Never fear, your emails are still scanned by us and affiliates, pictures looked at, and sold off to buyers, including the government!"

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  33. Slashdot --- the fashion site for geeks by klubar · · Score: 1

    Is this tech news? Yesterday's hot news was that Apple was releasing the iPhone in 3 (or 5) new colors. Today's news is that Microsoft has reskinned a website to use darker colors.

    I guess that it is news, but I struggle to really care. Has tech really become this boring?

    1. Re:Slashdot --- the fashion site for geeks by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I though Windows anal probe 10, with it's forced software install and invasions of privacy was quite dark enough, I can only imagine the horror of outlook dark mode, emails to hell get a response I suppose.

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    2. Re:Slashdot --- the fashion site for geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this tech news? Yesterday's hot news was that Apple was releasing the iPhone in 3 (or 5) new colors. Today's news is that Microsoft has reskinned a website to use darker colors.

      Sadly, those things are representative of what companies call 'innovation' these days.

      Has tech really become this boring?

      Yes, yes it has. The vast majority of tech announcements are just "we're releasing a new model, which is shockingly like the old model" and "we're pleased to announce that after years of development we have finally copied a feature someone else already has had for a long time".

      Apple continues it's pointless quest to make things thinner and remove cable connections and make things colorful, Microsoft continues to not be able to see past Outlook and Office and generally dumbing down their products even more.

      And somehow, this shit is news.

      To me, the real news is large corporations who haven't come up with anything new or interesting in a long time, just doing small iterative changes and then shouting them from the rooftops.

      Microsoft's 'innovation' has been reduced to making the interface shittier, copying Apple's store, adding telemetry, and apparently skinning a website.

      It's actually quite pathetic.

  34. Another goddam ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... paint job.

    Apple's New iPhones Will Come In a Plethora of New Colors, Says Report

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  35. This is cutting edge stuff for MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much more important than fixing bugs in their OS and office products. Fuck you, Microsoft.

  36. Microsoft fiddling while Rome burns by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    To make their current offerings usable again, much bigger changes are needed than swapping the colors.

    1. Stop overwriting user preferences at each update.
    2. Do not, under any circumstances, remove software without consulting the user. If software is incompatible with a system update, don't install the update without express user consent.
    3. Stop making idiotic assumptions. If I install a language pack for Office, that doesn't mean you should change the user interface language or the language of the Start menu items. Installing a language pack usually means I just want the ability to use the spell checker and dictionary for that language.
    4. While we're on the subject: installing a language pack should not require the removal and reinstallation of the entire Office suite.
    5. If you insist on frequent OS updates that require restarts, it is unacceptable to lose state. After an update, I expect to see my desktop in exactly the state it was in: all open applications, and all open documents (including unsaved ones) from before the update should reappear. This is a feature you should really copy from Mac OS.
    6. OneDrive must not have the same priority as user processes. OneDrive plus Windows Explorer should not take up 50% CPU on a new, fast laptop. Files should never be inaccessible because Onedrive is syncing. At the first sign of user activity, Onedrive should wait.

  37. Impersonating me AGAIN?... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: "Imitation = sincerest form of flattery" PROVING you WISH you were ME & poor imitation = you.

    * I don't post on my work in topics that don't fit it (unless you of "moron kind" bring it up 1st)!

    (Hence, you give yourself away you're impersonating me!)

    APK

    P.S.=> What are you trying (& failing) to accomplish? Trying to "make me look bad"?? I have to ask as it's EXTREMELY DIFFICULT for me to "think like 'your kind'" (no-mind do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-wells" that can't think, lol) to even TRY to understand your "mental processes" (none obviously that are up to any good)... apk

  38. Fuck you you stalking little cunt... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See my subject: I'd kick YOUR FUCKING ASS for stalking & harassing me you unidentifiable little cowardly cunt - tell me your REAL name, address, & phone # so I can verify it's REALLY you & we can settle this once & for all, fucker...

    APK

    P.S.=> Everyone SEES you constantly stalking & harassing me bitch, so WHO ARE YOU FOOLING but yourself - & IF I ever get to you? You'll WISH you were dead cocksucker... I shit you not! apk

  39. doubletake by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    At first glance I though, oh wow, Microsoft finally getting serious about privacy. Then I saw it was just another desktop theme. Figures.

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  40. Re:"WildThing" vs. you domesticated drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf is a soyboy?

    The kind of low T loser that APK owns over and over, you frilly little cuck.

  41. Re:Biggest. Thing. Ever! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    For too long we have been victimized by overly-bright color schemes when we use email. NO MORE!

    Our lives can once again be filled with joy instead of bright grays!

    Finally we can achieve the dreams of our grandfathers and never again be condemned to suffer dark fonts on light backgrounds.

    Snide comment aside one of my favourite features introduced in Office 2010 was the ability to change the theme to give a bit of contrast between the UI and the content. Incidentally MS made this frigging essential when they went with their low contrast "modern" UI garbage where you can no longer tell where your word document ends and the background starts.

    Not that I care I read my email using a program. Not a website, or webapp, or an app, but an actual program that comes with an installer... and a dark theme since 2010.

  42. Spyware, bugs, ads are some of Microsoft's abuses. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "... Microsoft fired all of their testers a few years ago?"

    Op-Ed: Microsoft layoff e-mail typifies inhuman corporate insensitivity (July 17, 2014)

    Microsoft job cuts far worse than rumored, could reach 18,000 (July 17, 2014)

    Windows 10 is possibly the worst spyware ever made. "Buried in the service agreement is permission to poke through everything on your PC." (August 4, 2015)

    7 ways Windows 10 pushes ads at you.... (March 3, 2016)

    Microsoft again forced upgrades on Win10 machines specifically set to block updates (March 12, 2018)

    Those 5 articles are part of a longer history of abuse and other extremely poor management by Microsoft:

    Microsoft Is Filled With Abusive Managers And Overworked Employees, Says Tell-All Book (May 23, 2012)

  43. Be nice to sharks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Involving sharks with Microsoft is abusing sharks. Be nice.

  44. Re:"WildThing" vs. you domesticated drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a popular meme among 4chan losers and other (especially right-wing) Internet trolls. They want to pretend that they're really masculine, and in their mind, only an especially mentally-weak wussy would drink soy milk instead cow milk. For whatever reason. So if they want to tar you as a leftist or a whiner or someone who they would consider mentally weak, they'll throw the 'soyboy' or 'cuck' labels. They do this because they would fold immediately if you met in real life, so all they have is trolling behind the safety of their anonymity. Like most trolls, they have no self-worth of their own, and don't really believe in anything but trolling and just want to watch everything burn.

  45. Re:In other news, Slashdot now a skin for Microsof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful.

    Slashdot increasingly seems like merely a place for Microsoft to publish their underwhelming press releases. "Exciting news!! While our software remains buggy as hell and we don't know how to fix it, our periods at the ends of sentences are now rounder!!! Log on now for a rounder experience!!"

    I wonder how long before Microsoft buys Slashdot?

  46. Re: Biggest. Thing. Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He meant Amber on black, newbie.

  47. None More Black by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    'It's like, how much more black could this be and the answer is none. None more black.' Spinal Tap 1970's or Microsoft 2018?!!

  48. Dark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when you switch to the new mode all you get is spam and subscription newsletters you never signed up for?

    Or instead of auto-suggesting smiley faces and happy-sounding auto-responses you'll get grim faces and fuck-off type auto-replies? How can I sign up? Those of us with lower moods have far too long been neglected and outcast by society. It's good Microsoft is once again pushing the boundaries of inclusive software.

  49. Maps by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    Can we have this for GOOG's map stuff?

    As a professional driver (at night!) I would really like there to be a night mode at the touch of a button, rather than just when it's deemed by GOOG to be permissible to have the map dark and navigation is actively turned on.

    Honestly, it's not like grey pixels cost more than white ones!

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  50. LibreOffice vs OpenOffice by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Why LibreOffice over OpenOffice? (Serious question, I never knew which to choose, so I just flipped a coin.)

    Because LibreOffice is being actively developed and OpenOffice not so much. Basically Sun (later Oracle) didn't put serious effort into the project for a while and it forked into LibreOffice. If you have to pick one generally LibreOffice is the one you want to use.

  51. Search by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    How about search being able to search. I never had this problem with Lotus Notes or a real mail client like Evolution or Thunderbird.

  52. WTF ? by Camarillo+Brillo · · Score: 1

    So are we supposed to know what Dark Mode is, and why should I care anyway. Outlook already sucks...can it get any worse by making it dark?