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DOD Seeks Classification 'Clippy' To Help Classify Data, Control Access (arstechnica.com)
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: The DOD has issued a request for information (RFI) from industry in a quest for technology that will prevent the mislabeling and accidental (or deliberate) access and sharing of sensitive documents and data. In an announcement posted in May by the Defense Information Systems Agency (DISA), the Pentagon stated that the DOD CIO's office -- part of the Office of the Secretary of Defense -- is "investigating the use of commercial solutions for labeling and controlling access to sensitive information." Defense IT officials are seeking software that "must be able to make real-time decisions about the classification level of the information and an individual's ability to access, change, delete, receive, or forward the information based on the credentials of the sending and/or receiving individual, facility, and system."
In other words, the DOD is looking for a classification Clippy. In a response to questions regarding the RFI issued in late June, DOD officials said that the system should be able to ideally protect "any file type on a Microsoft operating system (OS) file system and active directory domain."
In other words, the DOD is looking for a classification Clippy. In a response to questions regarding the RFI issued in late June, DOD officials said that the system should be able to ideally protect "any file type on a Microsoft operating system (OS) file system and active directory domain."
So Clippy gets a security clearance. What can go wrong?
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must be able to make real-time decisions about the classification level of the information and an individual's ability to access, change, delete, receive, or forward the information based on the credentials of the sending and/or receiving individual, facility, and system."
In other words, the DOD is looking for a classification Clippy.
Only an idiot would reach that conclusion. I would assume they are looking for something along the lines of Symantec / Sophos / others - DLP solutions.
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"It looks like you're trying to steal classified information! Would you like some help?"
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Janitors have keys to *everything*.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
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Your problem is you're infested with Russian operatives and Nazis.
It took me years to clean up Pacific Region from a nonclass state to a vetted classification state.
We all know where the problem is.
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After all, if you're connected well enough 'no reasonable prosecutor' would bring a case against you regardless of how many documents you mishandle. If you're just a lowly sailor then they will throw the book at you even for minor infractions. Until justice is evenly applied then it's all a rather obvious scam.
Most Americans are I am sure reassured in the knowledge that their military is dependent on Microsoft for its security. Let's invade some country - let's foist a few BSODs on them.
No it's access control based on the contents of the document.
It has nothing to do with Clippy, other than the author of the article wanted people to read it.
In their defense most people are too stupid to use computers..
You'd be surprised when you discover the amount of access to various places janitors and coffee machine maintenance personnel has. They may be escorted around, but they will see a lot too.
If you have some serious secrets then the workers have to mop the floors themselves.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
From what I've seen personally, it may start out with janitors being escorted, but over time that tends to fall by the wayside.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
An uncleared janitor might have access to a secure area, but any classified documents will be put away, and classified systems will be locked, before they enter, and will stay that way until they leave.