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Facebook Notification Spam Has Crossed the Line (wired.com)

Facebook has always nudged truant users back to its platform though emails and notifications. But recently, those prods have evolved beyond comments related to activity on your own profile. From a report: Now Facebook will nag you when an acquaintance comments on someone else's photo, or when a distant family member updates their status. The spamming has even extended to those who sign up for two-factor authentication -- which is a great way to turn people off to that extra layer of security. "The part of it that bugs me is that two-factor authentication is something [Facebook] should be encouraging people to use, but instead the way this is working here is that they're driving people away from two-factor and making people less secure," says Matt Green, a professor at the Johns Hopkins University Information Security Institute, who has done contracted security work for Facebook in the past.

"It's abusive, people's attention is deliberately tweaked by what looks like a two-factor authentication message." Green says he's received near-daily SMS messages from Facebook since January alerting him that one of his friends performed some action on the platform. Before he started receiving the messages, Green says he hadn't logged into Facebook for a long time and had actually forgotten his password. The weirdest part about the SMS notifications is what happens if you reply to them. If you respond, your message is posted to your own profile.
Further reading: Facebook Really Wants You To Come Back, Facebook Is Spamming Users Via Their 2FA Phone Numbers, and Facebook Makes Moves On Instagram's Users.

98 comments

  1. Secure? by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why should Facebook be "secure"? I don't get it. You are giving all your data away. The idea is to make it frictionless and make it easier to login so you will give more data away. I doubt Facebook corporations wants to make it HARDER to log in.

    1. Re:Secure? by doconnor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They don't want some hacker to hijack your account and start generating inaccurate data.

    2. Re:Secure? by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Good point, but I don't think they really care about accuracy as much as volume. There are so many fake profiles on Facebook I don't think the accuracy is very high.

    3. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't want some hacker to hijack your account and start generating inaccurate data.

      LOL. Good One!!

      I really think it's time to stop all the stories about Facebook. Seriously. Just ignore them and move on.

      Anyone who cares even a little bit about privacy and security has stopped using Facebook, or never used it in the first place. Anyone still using Facebook doesn't give two shits about privacy and security.

    4. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should Facebook be "secure"? I don't get it. You are giving all your data away. The idea is to make it frictionless and make it easier to login so you will give more data away. I doubt Facebook corporations wants to make it HARDER to log in.

      Facebook is offering 2FA in order to appease that imaginary group of Facebook users who actually care about security and privacy.

      In reality, 2FA on social media is akin to putting an extra deadbolt on the front door of a glass house.

    5. Re:Secure? by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What high school/college did you go to?
      What was the name of your first date?
      What is your mother's maiden name?

      All of this published at Facebook... Oops. That's enough to reset your bank password.

    6. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only if you answer those questions truthfully.

      Be like Creed Braxton. Don't be honest with authority.

    7. Re:Secure? by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exactly. 2FA is just there so they can get your mobile number. Gmail does this too (actually every "free cloud service" does now).

    8. Re:Secure? by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I doubt they care all that much, but they need to convince their buyers that the data is accurate.

    9. Re:Secure? by suutar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah, but google doesn't send me messages for non-login related activities.

    10. Re:Secure? by taustin · · Score: 1

      Being easy to hack does give them plausible deniability when some third party turns up with detailed info on hundreds of millions of Facebook products.

    11. Re:Secure? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Why should Facebook be "secure"? I don't get it.

      This particular complaint is about Facebook being a PITA, not about it being insecure. It is both of course, but most of its users don't care about either; only Prof Matt Green is complaining about security here.

    12. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep making up excuses for big business, trump fag.

    13. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't want to someone hacking your account claiming you've been kidnapped in Nigeria getting all your friends and family to send them money... it's already happening.

    14. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of 2FA is that that needs your mobile number? Google uses token 2FA. No mobile SMS bullshit required.
      It has been shown many times how SMS based authentication is broken. If anything it makes authentication less secure.

    15. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hacker... I am the one putting incorrect information on my Facebook account.
      I sure as hell don't post anything personal except photos when we are travelling overseas.

      Everything else is just garbage.

    16. Re:Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The don't care accuracy, they need fresh data and in more quantity, they sell it by the kilo.

    17. Re: Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why your challenge answers themselves should be obscure.

    18. Re:Secure? by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Confirmed. In the years since I signed up, I've never gotten a single spam text from Google.

  2. Facebook is a cancer by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lol, when will you learn that Facebook doesn't give a shit about its users.

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    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  3. What a maroon by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Green says he's received near-daily SMS messages from Facebook since January alerting him that one of his friends performed some action on the platform.

    Then turn off SMS messaging you moron. It's not Facebook's fault that you're an idiot, nor that you're an idiot looking for your fifteen minutes.

    1. Re:What a maroon by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      He forgot his password and doesn't want to log in again. What people are complaining about is that the SMS is supposed to be for 2FA, but they are using it to try to get you back onto Facebook. But you gave them the right to do whatever they wanted with your phone number (including selling it to data collectors), so I don't think these people can complain.

    2. Re:What a maroon by Khyber · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Then turn off SMS messaging you moron"

      Read and comprehend the next sentence of the summary, where it is EXPLICITLY stated "Before he started receiving the messages, Green says he hadn't logged into Facebook for a long time and had actually forgotten his password."

      Only moron I see here is you. He's a professor at John Hopkins, what are your credentials?

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    3. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or throw a torch at some Facebook employee's house for every SMS you get.

    4. Re:What a maroon by darkain · · Score: 4, Informative

      All he had to do was reply with a text with "Stop" in the body to disable the SMS service. Pretty much every single SMS subscription service supports this and other similar commands to a normal text console. Sending a message of "Help" will list this and various other commands. This was figured out from a quick 5 second Google search. There is no need to even log into the account to disable these notifications.

    5. Re:What a maroon by bogaboga · · Score: 1

      It's not Facebook's fault that you're an idiot, nor that you're an idiot looking for your fifteen minutes....

      Now this kind of response is kind harsh, no?

    6. Re:What a maroon by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That only works for SMS coming from Facebook Messages. When we designed the system we excluded the SMS opt-out for the messages from the system.

    7. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then turn off SMS messaging you moron"

      Read and comprehend the next sentence of the summary, where it is EXPLICITLY stated "Before he started receiving the messages, Green says he hadn't logged into Facebook for a long time and had actually forgotten his password."

      Only moron I see here is you. He's a professor at John Hopkins, what are your credentials?

      Too bad there's no way to recover a login password you've forgotten. Oh, wait...

    8. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Texting 'stop' to FB just subscribes you to Cat Facts.

    9. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're not allowed to forget passwords!!! they're sending people to jail for that now adays

    10. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hi, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

      [Months pass]

      Why are you mad I decided to come over today and took a shit on your carpet? You said I could take a dump in your house.

      You do get that the actual complaint is that he gave them the phone number to use for 2FA, and then months later, they suddenly started using it to spam him with notifications, right? I'm sure he turned them off after they did that, but it doesn't make it any less of a shitty thing for Facebook to do.

    11. Re:What a maroon by taustin · · Score: 1

      He's a professor at John Hopkins, what are your credentials?

      That actually suggests he's got a lower intelligence than average, if the Harvard professor who went to prison for scamming his friends and family out of $600,000 to send to the Nigerian prince is any indication. He insisted, in an interview from his prison cell, that was a legitimate deal that would have gone through if the feds hadn't interfered.

      Sometimes, being a college professor just makes you a well educated idiot.

    12. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only moron I see here is you. He's a professor at John Hopkins, what are your credentials?

      Credentials tend to become a moot point when you've already demonstrated your intelligence by being a Facebook user.

    13. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an idiot

      Project much?, you obviously didnt read the story.

    14. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly, you can turn off that naggy stuff off in Facebook.

      Facebook only emails me if someone DMs, writes on my wall, or comments on something of mine. Since I'm not like totally awesomecool, no one bothers me on there. I login and take a look once a month at most should I happen to think about it, be in-front of my computer which I pretty much only used to pay bills (so like as little as possible), and be bothered to actually login and look around :-)

      After 8 months of posting no updates, and rarely logging in, no one has even noticed I'm inactive. If they have, they're not bothered to send a DM to see whats up. Friends lol.

    15. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook and messenger are NOT installed on my phone

      I also have 1blocker blocking the Facebook tracker button on webpages

    16. Re:What a maroon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't most phones/carriers provide a way to block SMS from a specific sender?

    17. Re:What a maroon by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      and had actually forgotten his password.

      You're right the GP was wrong. The person in TFA isn't just a moron, he's a complete and total moron.

    18. Re:What a maroon by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Read and comprehend the next sentence of the summary, where it is EXPLICITLY stated "Before he started receiving the messages, Green says he hadn't logged into Facebook for a long time and had actually forgotten his password."

      Only moron I see here is you. He's a professor at John Hopkins, what are your credentials?

      My credentials? Being smarter than a professor at Johns Hopkins - because I know how to follow instructions to recover my passwords.

      Seriously, you're a bigger idiot than he is if you think that he'd forgotten his password is in any way relevant.

    19. Re:What a maroon by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      After 8 months of posting no updates, and rarely logging in, no one has even noticed I'm inactive. If they have, they're not bothered to send a DM to see whats up. Friends lol.

      Anonymous LOL.

  4. Facebook to publish data on Irish abortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With regards to this specific "referendum", there was a landslide in favour of repeal (of the 8th Ammendment to the constitution, which blanket banned any and all abortion under all circumstances). All polling and subsequent analysis suggest that there was nothing untoward with this result.

    However. This was a hugely divisive topic, as you might expect, and it attracted a huge amount of attention from oversees.

    Complaints have been made on both sides of the campaign about interference by foreign actors, in particular well-funded ones buying and targeting ads.

    That Facebook will publish the name of any lass who seeks the procedure is disgusting.

    1. Re: Facebook to publish data on Irish abortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasnâ(TM)t a blanket ban. There was an exception when the life of the mother was considered at imminent risk. But this was too restrictive and women have died as a result because medical professionals were too constrained by the existing law. Iâ(TM)m really glad it passed. The new legislation should be far more humane.

    2. Re: Facebook to publish data on Irish abortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go read that headline again. "Facebook to publish data on Irish abortion REFERENDUM ADS". Publishing data about who took out ads one way or another is simple transparency, and is very helpful when so much social media manipulation is going on.

      If they were publishing the names of women seeking abortions, that would be terrible. But that doesn't sound like something they would do, and it isn't what's happening at all. They're publishing who is taking out ads on the issue.

      Now quit your own feeble attempt at social media manipulation.

  5. Oh they did that years ago by ruddk · · Score: 2

    "Now Facebook will nag you when an acquaintance comments on someone else's photo, or when a distant family member"
    They did that years ago. Both Facebook and Twitter. I assumed that it was part of their "conditioning" system to get me to check out facebook all the time.
    After about 24 hours without looking at facebook, it would make those notifications on my phone. And when I turned that off, they arrived as mails. At the time, I could turn off mails, but that ment that I would not get notifications when people DID write directly to me.
    So it ment that I could not use Facebook as a communication channel without getting these constant nagging messages, one way or another.

    I assume that most people won't see this because they have a lot of "friends" on Facebook and so they will get constant notifications from messages and times they have been tagged in a image(there something unsettling about that "being tagged").
    But I had only around 30 "friends" when I closed my account a year and a half ago and the ones I talk to often still calls and uses SMS or email(so old, I know), so it could be weeks between anyone writing to me there, to Facebook, I was still "getting started" on their platform and they needed to "train me" to use it all the time.

    1. Re:Oh they did that years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creepy Facebook is creepy.

    2. Re:Oh they did that years ago by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      ... and so they will get constant notifications from messages and times they have been tagged in a image(there something unsettling about that "being tagged").

      For the second time today I'm referencing a Black Mirror episode. Check out the episode 'Nosedive', it has already predicted how this ends.

  6. You Can Fix It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Login and turn off all the notification settings. Your emails will be greatly reduced. I haven't logged in for about 4 years so I'm assuming these options still exist. My reminder emails aren't too often (perhaps everyone just unfriended me).

    And/or block Facebook.

  7. Facebook's ratings... by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 2

    Facebook is a lot like a TV or radio station trying to drive people to their channel. Sure, they'll give you a secure logon then publish your data into your insecure e-mail account because that drives you back to the site, and they can show you a few more ads, which is how they're paid.

    Facebook isn't doing what's right or best, they're doing what moves the ad meter. Somehow, this site isn't as intended.

  8. It's outright lying is what it is doing by Khyber · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On my FB business page, I keep getting notifications of likes on my posts - I don't HAVE any posts yet, just store items, and none of those have any likes on them. The notification also doesn't tell you who liked the post like it should.

    FB is flat-out lying to get people to use its platform, and this should count as false advertisement.

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    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    1. Re: It's outright lying is what it is doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do log in to fb once a day or so, but fb notifications still lie to me about people 'liking' a page I made for some old software - when I go to that page, the 'like' count is never incremented

      the notification process took 6 days to notify me of a new message from a relatively new 'friend'

      they are horrible about sorting stories by time

      I don't have the ability to code as badly as they do, even if I try.

    2. Re:It's outright lying is what it is doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my FB business page, I keep getting notifications of likes on my posts - I don't HAVE any posts yet, just store items, and none of those have any likes on them.

      Heh, I get daily random FB notifications without even having a FB account, how's that for FB flat out lying? They harvest your info from your contacts' address books and then it's spam ahoy.

  9. fuck zuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    deleted my facebook yesterday and encourage others to as well.

    2 reasons: 1.) Zuck is a Trumper
    2.) Facebook has publicly stated they will not purge their forum of purposefully misleading information and fake accounts. they don't care.

  10. GDPR is the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Unless Facebook is very clear on about what it uses your personal information for, they are not allowed to use it for that.
    Or they could have to pay up to 4% of their entire revenue of their entire consortium.

    Will be fun to see what happens with facebook and GDPR in court.

  11. Useless notifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I turned off notification on almost every app, most of the notifications are time wasting bulls**t, like below:

    -I do not need notifcations of new stories
    -I do not need notifications of new profiles
    -I do not need notifications..period

    Facebook Notification: someone has tagged you!
    Facebook Notification: someone has commented on your post!
    Facebook Notification: someone has commented on the comment on your post!
    Facebook Notification: someone has commented on the comment of the comment on your post!
    Facebook Notification: someone has posted a new pic!
    Facebook Notification: someone has posted a comment on a new pic!
    Facebook Notification: someone has posted a comment on a new pic and commented on it!
    Facebook Notification: someone has updated their profile!
    Facebook Notification: someone has a comment on their updated profile!
    Facebook Notification: someone has a comment on on the comment of their updated profile!

  12. Quit being a victim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and just turn notifications off. Why is this so hard?

  13. Even FB should have 2FA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have FB because so many activities are planned by groups using it. With some basic E-mail filtering, stuff from there goes into a separate oubliette. For SMS messages, you can turn that "functionality" off.

    As for 2FA, it doesn't hurt to turn on the Google Authenticator, or even better, some app like enPass, Strip, or even SafeInCloud to not just store your 2FA code, but have it backed up to a cloud provider, so if you lose your device, you don't lose your 2FA codes.

  14. Another abusive relationship. by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Facebook is like Trump: No matter what atrocities they commit, no one takes action and they are allowed to continue to make people's lives miserable.

    1. Re:Another abusive relationship. by jwhyche · · Score: 1

      The TDS is strong in this one.

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      I read at +2. If your post doesn't reach that level I will not see or respond to it.
    2. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tax cuts for middle class and reducing unemployment for blacks to historic lows are atrocities?

      Go back to your Robert Byrd KKK shrine.

    3. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TCSS is strong in this one.

    4. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >bad thing happens absolutely anywhere in the world
      >"THIS REMINDS ME OF DRUMPF!!"

      Too bad your Obamacare Bronze plan doesn't cover a tenth of the psych help you need.

    5. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember kids, open and proud homophobia, racism, and all other types of assorted bigotry are A-OK if directed at Trump, his supporters, his perceived supporters, anyone who momentarily falls our of step with progressive P.C. orthodoxy, or anyone with too many 'v's or 'ski's in their name.

    6. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need psychiatric help, yes it's a big mean world out there. But I bet you spent 8 years cheering on Obama when he was destabilizing a 1/3 of it.

    7. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gullible is strong in this one.

    8. Re:Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Facebook making your life miserable ? .....then ,why are you using Facebook ?
      If you are desperate of wanting people to LIKE YOU, there are so many other ways.

      To me Facebook is an abomination.

       

    9. Re:Another abusive relationship. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Is Facebook making your life miserable ? .....then ,why are you using Facebook ?

      I don't use Facebook. I just keep hearing about all the issues it causes.

    10. Re: Another abusive relationship. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am middle class. After the *tax cuts* I will end up paying higher taxes in 2018 than before. That's because some deductions have been eliminated, and the other *cuts* don't compensate for that. I'm sure the *cuts* benefit someone. I don't know who that is though, and it looks like my part of the middle class isn't it.

  15. Fix your settings FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a real issue. Fix your damn notification settings.

  16. What can you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you sold your soul to Facebook, and you are now unhappy because they are doing things to it that you do not approve of? Well, tough luck. That'll teach you next time.

  17. How Facebook gets your phone # by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Fun fact: Facebook won't let you have more than one "app id" (essentially, what any other website would call an API key) unless you give them either a credit card or a phone number. And my boss and boss' boss weren't willing to do that, but they wanted me to do a job, so .. guess what I did.

    So before anyone yells "How the fuck did Facebook ever get this guy's phone # in the first place, so that they were able to spam him?!" I present to you, this one possible explanation.

    1. Re: How Facebook gets your phone # by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All it takes is one of your contacts to upload their contacts list, and itâ(TM)s all over. Mr A has email X and is a Facebook user; Ms B knows Mr Aâ(TM)s email and phone number...now so does FuckFace.

      I never shared my phone number with them, but one of my relatives did.

  18. Simple and effective solution. by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    DO NOT USE FACEBOOK. Cancel your account. Delete it all. No one needs Facebook. It is and always has been a steaming pile of s--t.

    1. Re:Simple and effective solution. by jimbo · · Score: 1

      Well, due to Facebook I'm now much better in touch with family and friends in five countries across two continents. It has been very nice for this.

      Notifications disabled and I use mobile website instead of apps so I can only read personal messages when I get to a computer.

      Of course as far as Facebook knows I graduated from the Unseen University with speciality in General Wizardry and Extreme Napping. Unfortunately it refuses to add Ankh Mopork as home town as it couldn't locate it on the map. It has asked my to create an organization page for my university, which I refused.

  19. LifeInvader(tm) by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    ...You gotta appreciate the GTA5 trolling of facebook.

    And yet, facebook never learns. I quit facebook 6 years ago. But every damn smartphone I purchase, has the app by default, and not possible to remove without 3rd party software which you have to "trust". In some cases, not even removable.

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    What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    1. Re:LifeInvader(tm) by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      What is Facebook "learning"? They have a $611 billion market cap. Their founder has a $77 billion net worth. The only thing companies are learning is that this is good (for them).

  20. Where have you been by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

    This has been a problem since at least 2010 if not sooner.

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    The millennial that doesn't like most of the stuff designed for millennials.
  21. Then there's Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter has an option to send you an email notification when "Someone emails a Tweet to you." I can't begin to fathom how this is helpful. Thank God it's not selected by default.

  22. I've long suspected this, but citation needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 reasons: 1.) Zuck is a Trumper

    I've long suspected this, based on his actions and inactions. Do you have a citation or other source for evidence this is actually true?

  23. Friend Suggestion alert you can't turn off at all by blahbooboo · · Score: 1

    How about the incredibly annoying "Friend suggestion" alert/notification that you can't turn off?

  24. Zuckerbook's Doomsday clock is ticking by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't you love me anymore? I love you, still, more than ever! Please, please, PLEASE don't leave me! I know I've been bad, I know I've hurt you, I know I've screwed up time and time again, but really, honestly, I've changed this time, I'm a totally different social-media site than I was before, things will be different this time, just please don't walk out on me!

    Sound familiar?

    Face it, Zuckerbook: IT'S OVER. No one wants to continue in this destructive relationship anymore. Some are having the veil lifted from their eyes slower than others, but it's inevitable, you can't stop it, and worse, you know it's true and are flailing about in desperation, fighting a delaying action, deeply in denial that It's Over Now, and only the long, cold night is what lies before you now.

    Denial
    Anger
    Bargaining
    Depression
    Acceptance

    That's where you''re at right now, Zuckerbook: Trying, desperately, to bargain your way out of your imminent demise. So sad! It won't work.
    That's okay, you're more than halfway through the process. It won't take long now.

    1. Re:Zuckerbook's Doomsday clock is ticking by BLToday · · Score: 1

      I agree. But Facebook still owns Instagram and all the kids use IG. Most of them don't even realize IG = Facebook.

    2. Re:Zuckerbook's Doomsday clock is ticking by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      So Zuckerbook puts on clown makeup to entertain the kids, good old Uncle Zuckerbook. When you break it off with Zuckerbook because you just won't stand being in an abusive relationship anymore, the kids will just have to get used to Uncle Zuckerbook not being around anymore. They'll get over it.

    3. Re:Zuckerbook's Doomsday clock is ticking by sinij · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Uncle Zuck has enough information on you that if he wants you to sit on his lap, you better comply or all your FB contacts get a copy of your browsing history.

    4. Re:Zuckerbook's Doomsday clock is ticking by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Zuckerbook doesn't know shit about me. How many times do I have to say this? Maybe the rest of you, but not me.

  25. Reality check! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is how Facebook has always operated from way back in its beginnings. At first they merely spammed those emails you directly provided during sign up with a message "your friend dickhead@host.tld has signed up for facebook and wants you to join too!"

    Eventually they started requesting your login/password for many different services such as hotmail/msnmessenger, icq and others. They'd then unload daily upon the addresses they'd managed to harvest.

    How on earth do people think they grew so quickly?

    I created a fake account just to shut up their nonstop spam.

    Today they'll spam your fake account continuously with five or ten "notifications" per day with seemingly randomly generated "friend suggestions".

    Reality check: Facebook is a spam network!

  26. Fuck off, Zuck. by jcr · · Score: 1

    This is why I've never given you my number, you clingy bitch.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  27. Worst than that by BLToday · · Score: 1

    People keep signing up Facebook with my email. They're able to create and use Facebook without verifying the email address. I've clicked on that "I didn't sign up for Facebook" link plenty of time.

  28. What do you expect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very purpose of FaceBook is for people who are stuck on themselves to display their wonderful self centered selves to the world. How is it that FaceBook selfishly doing the same is some how a problem. Cancel your account and get on something more private. Problem over.

  29. "crossed lines" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!

    I like how somehow THIS is where someone says, 'oh no, now THAT is just too much, and Facebook has crossed a line!' Now I'll show them by being a total douche and not log in to delete my account, continue to be a complete idiot and show the world how stupid I am, and; -actually as I'm typing this nevermind, this makes complete sense, just forget I said anything and maybe one day I'll learn how to use the backspace button myself.

    I'm pretty certain the "line" was so far long crossed and in the distant past, it's but a faint memory for few.

  30. Notification System Drove Me Away by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    For some time now, FB may or may not notify me, if somebody posts on my wall, mentions or messages me, but they will notify me every single time any of my friends does something on their own wall. This spam of stuff I don't care about, combined with failing to notify me about the stuff I do, is why I hardly ever visit FB anymore.

  31. Is this âoefeatureâ limited to the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I log into Facebook a couple times a month. I donâ(TM)t get any nagging emails or texts from them. Hopefully Iâ(TM)m just too boring for them to care.

  32. Sounds like BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have 3 (fake) facebook accounts and receive 0 spam.
    Had 4 accounts but forgot birthday and it doesn't let me in past security check.

    I call BS on this SMS spam. Learn to adjust your notification settings.

  33. Is anyone surrpised? by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    Their product is leaving in droves, after learning they're being sold out, every minute of every day. Why wouldn't they leave? And why wouldn't Facebook bend over backwards to egg these users back in? With the very things that traps people in the first place, the insatiable need to know what's going on with people you know. It's a great bait and I imagine it's pretty effective, given the addictive nature of Facebook and the peddling the 'tease' doses in email. Wow.

    If anyone wanted to know what a drug dealer would look like if it grew up into a big company, Facebook is your model.

  34. 2FA is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does giving my phone number to a faceless corporation increase my security?

    You know who gets my phone number? Family, friends and my employers.

    2FA as implemented by most sites is all about phone number harvesting, nothing more. It has nothing to do with your account security.

  35. I knew there was a reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why i want giving Farcebook my mobile number.

    I've ignored the "more secure" bullshit for years. Just have a decent, long, unique password.

  36. Yeah I noticed this too by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I use it quite rarely and I really don't need a bloody notification that a friend has simply uploaded a new picture. I'm not tagged, I wasn't there, it's just them with their kids at the park, what?

    It's getting worse.

  37. Just in time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a feeling that they're purposefully sending me notifications after I leave their app.

    I'll sit there scrolling for 15 minutes and no notifications.. leave the app, and a few minutes later, magically get a notification.

    No proof.. Just anecdotal.

  38. Privacy vs Convenience by myid · · Score: 1

    A friend tried a few times to convince me to use Facebook. "You can find friends you haven't seen in a long time. It's a convenient way to communicate and share pictures."

    Each time, I responded by pointing out the loss of privacy. She didn't care.

    Finally I told her, "Ok, at least protect the privacy of your kids. When you talk about your kids in a Facebook message, don't write their full names. Refer to them by the first letter of their names. Your friends reading your Facebook message will know who you're referring to."

    My friend adores her kids, and would do anything for them. So hopefully she'll take that last piece of advice, and do that small thing to help protect her kids' privacy. (Of course it's best not to talk about them, or post their pictures, at all.)