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Windows 10 Buggy Updates? Our Patching is Simple, Regular, and Consistent, Says Microsoft (zdnet.com)

Microsoft has declined to comment on an expert's many complaints about the quality of its recent patches and cadence of Windows 10 feature updates. Earlier, Susan Bradley, a Microsoft MVP who for the past 18 years has volunteered her time helping Windows users, took a survey of over 1,800 respondents regarding the Windows 10 Update experience. She then sent an open letter to Microsoft executives summarizing the results of this survey and providing thoroughly researched material regarding the poor update experience Windows 10 users have been experiencing. In return, Microsoft argued in a blog that it gives admins all the tools they need to test and provide feedback before it releases Patch Tuesday updates. From a report: Microsoft's John Wilcox, who helps promote why organizations should move to Windows 10's Windows-as-a-service model has, at the behest of Windows pros, offered an explanation of its monthly Windows 10 quality update servicing cadence and terminology.

As noted by ZDNet's Ed Bott recently, IT admins who'd spent years learning about Windows Update needed to "prepare to do some unlearning" due to the many changes introduced by Microsoft's shift to a Windows 10-as-a-service model. "With Windows 10, Microsoft has completely rewritten the Windows Update rulebook. For expert users and IT pros accustomed to having fine-grained control over the update process, these changes might seem wrenching and even draconian," he noted. [...]

Wilcox outlines that Microsoft's guiding principles to its monthly Windows service updates are built around being "simple and predictable", "agile", and "transparent." Wilcox doesn't directly address patching expert Bradley's major complaints about Microsoft's patches of late, but said Microsoft's predictability meant IT managers should be able to handle its "simple, regular and consistent patching cadence."

197 comments

  1. It is simple, until something breaks. by CptLoRes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And then it is already to late.

    1. Re:It is simple, until something breaks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      QDOS started out broken, and has stayed broken for 38 years.

      As a company, Microsoft had made one stunning achievement. Keeping the hulking wreck of patches, workarounds, incompatible compatibilities and combatible inconsistencies most of the way to upright. Windows is a tangled mass of three generations of spaghetti code the likes of which will never be surpassed. To patch such a binary is feat as audacious as it is ultimately futile. Sooner or later, the operating system will simply collapse under the weight of so many simple, regular, consistent additions and trap all who remain in a black hole of undead code.

      Install Gentoo.

    2. Re:It is simple, until something breaks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gods, Gentoo as a first distro? Troll much?

    3. Re:It is simple, until something breaks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ed Bott (a very appropriate name) is one of Microsoft's biggest sycophants and shills. Of course he's going to back them up.

    4. Re:It is simple, until something breaks. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      And then it is already to late.

      And quite consistent. I get phone calls and emails after every update for people needing their computers fixed.

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    5. Re:It is simple, until something breaks. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Install Gentoo.

      I'm a fan of Ubuntu Mate myself, but that's why we have all of the distros. A desktop with the interface you like, but the underlying programs just work.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    6. Re:It is simple, until something breaks. by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. Asking Ed Ass to comment on Microsoft is like asking Giuliani to comment on Trump.

  2. It's not April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is 4 months late with that joke.

  3. Simple, Regular and Consistent by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I notice "Reliable" is not in there. Please add that one in, too, Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? The windows update system has reliable destoried one computer i have every week. Even after killing out al Winodws Update features, my acer still kills a patches that then tries to update it to the news version of windows 10, then I have to reload the system from backup.

      Microsoft even got third vendors like IO-Bit to do their dirty work of forcing those patches on the users... IO-Bit has been tossed out now for the their compliance to MS overlords.

    2. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it all wrong. Reliable means "giving the same result on successive trials." Therefore it is included under "consistent patching cadence" because you know that you will have to spend the next day fixing problems. It is truly reliable, like a monthly alarm clock.

    3. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Shikaku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's like you keep walking to the guy that's abusing you dude, just walk away and never look back.

    4. Re: Simple, Regular and Consistent by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Let's be honest, at this point an OS doesn't need much development. It's basically old tech. They of course can add new features, but they are not in RAD mode anymore. This is definitely calling for a development methodology that is more stable than it is agile. Agile means you can change your plans overnight: windows doesn't need that.

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    5. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Simple, regular, consistent" sounds more like he is describing his bowel movements. I sense a new meme coming on.

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    6. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It's not that easy. I need to use Windows for development work. All the customers run Windows.

      And even without the compatibility issues, when I try Linux as a desktop I always find that I'm just trading one set of issues for another.

      I'd probably be more inclined to work at Linux if I could fix bugs myself, but working on complex projects you are not familiar with is a big time investment. I've done it for things like libusb but that was because I could put many hours at work into it, and lack of resources from the project owners mean the patch still hasn't been accepted. In fact dfu-util is using a patched version while they wait.

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    7. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Megol · · Score: 1

      How many times in your life have you started from scratch mate? Or are you just all talk?

    8. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Need to use Windows for development work", that's funny, unless you're developing Windows native applications, in which case, commiserations.

      As far as trading one set of issues for another, well to some extent that's unavoidable since everyone and their mother is working their ass off to support Microsoft's shaky creations, while few care about the alternative platforms.

      That being said, there also always seem to be a huge number of "issues" stemming from Windows users trying to solve their problems by attempting to turn Linux into Windows and solve their problems "the Microsoft way", which rarely is a good idea. It's almost always better to find out how Linux/Unix solves the problem and then do that. Sometimes there is no way to do the things you have to do in Windows, but at that point you have to ask yourself, "why is this"? Sometimes it's because the functionality just isn't there because of lack of interest or resources, but frequently you're just looking for a problem for your solution.

    9. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      It's not that easy. I need to use Windows for development work. All the customers run Windows.

      Well there ya go. I suppose it's like having an abusive spouse, but you don't leave.

      It isn't easy to leave Windows. But except for that one program I have to use, I've migrated to Operating systems that are more stable. And that one computer takes up 90 percent of my troubleshooting time, other than the support I do for others. I just count that time as a humanitarian service.

      Just like finally leaving an abusive spouse, you end up wondering why you didn't do it much sooner.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    10. Re: Simple, Regular and Consistent by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Agile does also not mean that you drop your changes on the customer whether he wants it or not.
      Microsoft seems to think different, though.

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    11. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      There are only so many times you can make an abusive spouse analogy before it starts to look like a cry for help. Blink twice if you need assistance.

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    12. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many times. It's easy and necessary so that you don't get stuck in a rut and grow stagnant. And I'm not just talking about something as trivial as changing operating systems, I have literally picked up and moved across the world several times in my life, sight unseen, without knowing anybody at the destination and working new types of jobs. Every time, it took about a month to get familiar with the area, find work, make friends and start dating.

      That you find it so difficult to accept and adjust to change is your own failing.

    13. Re: Simple, Regular and Consistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering Microsoft lives by "Embrace-Extend-Extinguish" and has made more than a few moves towards lock-in over the last few years, they are operating under the assumption that the customers don't have much choice.

      Unfortunately, for many markets, they're largely correct, at least for the time being.

    14. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      There are only so many times you can make an abusive spouse analogy before it starts to look like a cry for help. Blink twice if you need assistance.

      Hehe, no I'm cool. Sometimes she lets me pick out my own meals and clothes..... And she hardly ever hits me any more, only when I deserve it. Its for my own good you know.....

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    15. Re:Simple, Regular and Consistent by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      Well for the OS, since 2010. Arch Linux. There is VM usage but it's rare nowadays and Wine handles everything else.

      I'm not a big fan of doling out personal information however, so beyond saying "just once" and not really wanting to go into details, don't wanna go into it.

  4. Right... by cirby · · Score: 2

    ...like the Windows Update that kept trying to install itself over the last couple of months, failing each time after multiple restarts, then defaulting back to the old installation, no matter what I did.

    Finally, I downloaded the most recent one (bypassing the older version), and it still had problems. Until I unplugged all of my USB devices except my mouse and keyboard. THEN it installed.

    No problem at all.

    1. Re:Right... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      1803 (April 2018 patch) has been very problematic for me as well. BOTH my dev machines still can't update to that version, as it hangs or errs on installation. After failing to install multiple times over the course of several months, they both seem to have given up, leaving me at 1709. I'm sort of wondering how long 1709 will still get support. What happens if a Windows 10 machine gets "left behind" simply due to technical issues with patching? Answer: probably something I won't like.

      I've had more issues with patches in the last few years than I ever remember having in the previous decade or so. So, yeah, count me as being pretty unhappy about the lack of quality control in the patching process. Before a couple of years ago, that wouldn't have even made my top ten complaints.

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    2. Re: Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a surface tablet that I got as a gift. The last couple of months it will download updates, fail to install them, and then redownload them. I only use it for watching shows so I really don't care what happens on it but it's already used 20 gigs of storage in the windows update folder (I forget the exact directory).

    3. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you using the six hour Windows Update or the 10 minute ISO installation?

    4. Re:Right... by greenwow · · Score: 1

      With PowerShell:

      Get-WUInstall -AcceptAll -KBArticleID KB

      That hasn't failed a single time in the hundreds of times I've used it since March. Sad that the UI is such a mess that you have to resort to manually installing the updates one by one, but at least it works.

    5. Re:Right... by thegreatbob · · Score: 2

      Have a machine at work still on 1607; disabled updates due to incessant issues, but after turning it back on recently, it refuses to update.

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    6. Re: Right... by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Now imagine it doing that on a slow and/or datacapped connection.

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    7. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But rest assured sir, the entire patch process is agile. Agile, used for so many development methods which aren't even remotely agile, and instead are just 'sorta agile' with 'we'll do whatever the hell we think is neat' thrown in.

    8. Re: Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same issue and I haven't found a solution. The error code goes to a default page. Likely give 'er the old format and reinstall. Best of luck.

    9. Re: Right... by mathew7 · · Score: 1

      I'm looking very closely to the new surface go.....I hope xubuntu 18.04 will run good on it.

    10. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that one of the older PC's that MS explicitly stated they would not be updating any more? I have several older PC's that started out with Win 8.0/8.1 in this category, and after attempts to update beyond 1607, the updater does not even try any more (but keeps telling me to get ready for the "exciting" new updates coming...). They do still get the antivirus updates, but that's about it, and IIRC, MS was not even going to do that when they first announced the planned obsolescence, but the outcry about letting all those machines continuing to run with Internet access (of all things...), did make them relent, although only for another year or 2.

      Two PC's I managed to keep on 8.1 do get more than just a/v updates, but they do have trouble with others sometimes, especially the "rollups".

      Glad I made Linux my main home platform for myself and wife 10 years ago, and these Windows PC's were just experiments in "upgrading", and remain nothing more (great for playing Scrabble originally written for Windows 3.1, in networked mode with wife, but not much else...). Now that I am retired, I don't have any great urge to stay "relevant" for a job-required platform.

      Raspberry Pi's are more fun and kept updated easily. Life is good.

      R O

    11. Re:Right... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --If win10 landed on your PC/laptop 3 years ago and you didn't immediately start looking for viable alternatives, you're already well behind the curve. Try running something stable on the desktop like Ubuntu 18.04 or Mint, (or even OSX) and confine win10 to a virtual machine - so you can do snapshots and rollbacks easily.

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    12. Re:Right... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ...like the Windows Update that kept trying to install itself over the last couple of months, failing each time after multiple restarts, then defaulting back to the old installation, no matter what I did.

      Finally, I downloaded the most recent one (bypassing the older version), and it still had problems. Until I unplugged all of my USB devices except my mouse and keyboard. THEN it installed.

      No problem at all.

      You know the zealots will pounce on this, saying it was your fault instead of Windows. My Mac has 8 USB devices plugged in with nary a problem on updates. My sole Windows machine has 3, yet half the updates fail unless I unlplug everything - weird that Windows can't handle a USB mouse any more.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    13. Re:Right... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I've had more issues with patches in the last few years than I ever remember having in the previous decade or so. So, yeah, count me as being pretty unhappy about the lack of quality control in the patching process. Before a couple of years ago, that wouldn't have even made my top ten complaints.

      I've had update problems for years - back in XP days even. I think that Windows update has more problems the more hardware and software installed on the machine in the past, and now has problems with regular everyday things as well. That's a guess based on the plethora of failures.

      I do know that it has a lot of problems with audio, especially with virtual audio devices. But I have had no less than 3 mouse caused update failures this year. I know that mouses were only invented in March of 2018, but srsly?

      And remember how BSOD's were a thing of the past? I'm beginning to believe the only way Microsoft can get rid of the Blue Screen of Death is by changing the color.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    14. Re: Right... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I have a surface tablet that I got as a gift. The last couple of months it will download updates, fail to install them, and then redownload them. I only use it for watching shows so I really don't care what happens on it but it's already used 20 gigs of storage in the windows update folder (I forget the exact directory).

      Change it to "do not download updates on a metered connection" That will protect you a little - I have had Windows update ignore that a few times, but it helps.

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    15. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my 5 Windows 10 Pro devices I have never had an update fail because of USB connected devices. So I put my anecdote up against yours and I win.

    16. Re:Right... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I'm a videogame developer. I'm already running Ubuntu and macOS on separate dev machines because I plan to ship my game on all three of those platforms. In fact, I'm typing this on my Ubuntu machine now. Not running Windows simply isn't an option for many of us who actually have to ship a product that runs on it.

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    17. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And exactly how will an average user get to know that?
      {tumbleweeds}

      Get off your high horse and think of the millions and millions who have to suffer MS at their worst.
      MS does not care about anyone but the corporate user. They pay the money that keep SatNad in shoe leather not us mere mortals.

    18. Re: Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you've had them fail for other reasons tho?

    19. Re: Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they have not failed in general. The only specific failure was on my Asus b121 tablet where version 1803 does not support the integrated Intel Graphics card. It rolled back to the previous version and has been getting updates for that version since then. In fact I am writing this on a 2008 Toshiba Protégé that I got as an insurance replacement (it came with Vista). This machine was the last to upgrade to 1803 and has the latest patch set on it. Another fact, on this device I managed to screw the pouch with the track pad (the worlds worst) and going to 1803 has brought it back from the dead.

      No update failures other than on the Asus. Most of my machines are at least 7 years old and have been through most iterations of MS Ultimate/Pro versions from Vista, 7, 8, 8.1 and now 10. I was on the original NT Beta team and I have been running NT on my desktop since 1992. So go take your Linux BS and sell it somewhere else. Updates are a pain, but if you were a Professional you would be able to figure it out. It ain't all that hard.

    20. Re:Right... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Appreciate the help, but I'm not sure that will work. I'm talking about a major feature release, not a KB patch. So, I'm not sure that approach will work.

      My understanding is that the next thing I should try is installing from a download Windows 10 ISO. I think that will simply avoid the need to patch altogether. To be honest, though, I'm thinking I might just wait and see if the next feature patch works before I try that, which will likely be released this fall. There's really no must-have features in the April update (1803), beyond my psychological desire to be synced up to the latest and greatest.

      At the moment, I'm still getting all the security patches (the KB stuff), since this certainly falls in the timeframe that corporations may delay patches (up to a year, I think). So, the good news is that I'd imagine I'll still get all security patches through April of 2019, since those have to be made for corporate customers anyhow. No guarantees beyond that, though.

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    21. Re:Right... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      On my 5 Windows 10 Pro devices I have never had an update fail because of USB connected devices. So I put my anecdote up against yours and I win.

      Har! Sorry, but I only mentioned a few. Its wonderful that you have had not one problem related to Windows 10.

      So this is wonderful wonderful - do you want a job? You are easily worth 7 figures if you can translate your perfect record to others. This is indeed your lucky day, when you can turn your perfection into enough money to grease the skids enough that you will be able to demand almost any level pay.

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    22. Re: Right... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I'd love to know what makes you assume I haven't looked at the update logs (useless, btw), among other things. And please... "insufficient space"? "corrupted files"? Give me a little credit.

      >> Are you sure you're on the right site?

      Let's see, fellow geek offers condescending and ultimately useless advice? Check. Definitely on slashdot.

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    23. Re: Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have bad hardware

      Ah yes, reminds me of the Win 9x days, back then the excuse was "faulty memory". It really is amazing how much "bad hardware" and "faulty memory" gets fixed by running Linux. I mean, I knew Linux was great, but I didn't know it could repair hardware too!

    24. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the update that has broken the touchpad driver on my friends laptop and made it non-functional *every* update since they got it, or a different friend's update process that typically takes 8 to 14 hours to complete, during which the machine is unusable.

      Update hell is a frequent issue with Windows 10 that didn't seem to exist to the same degree as previous versions.

    25. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people got burned because of not enough space in the EFI partition, due to font cruft from the windows bootloader installer. MS has a KB for how to get in by hand and clean it up enough.

      It's similar to Ubuntu not cleaning up older kernels in /boot and shitting itself on auto-updates.

    26. Re:Right... by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      In this case, it was a fairly new PC (built/purchased in 2015), but WU had to be disabled for some reason; excessive deference of updating must have introduced some sort of brokenness between the systems.

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  5. So, basically... by GerryGilmore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...."all your IT belong to us."
    Seriously, that is just the type of new-speak jargon for "we don't care about you, only your sweet, sweet dollars now that we've gotten you locked in, heh, heh, heh...".

    ANYONE still using Windows 10 is getting exactly what they deserve.

    1. Re:So, basically... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Resolution: WONTFIX
      Reason: Works for me

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    2. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I would not let Windows 10 near any of my computers (or other devices)! I don't like to be spied upon so that my OS targets ads at me. I don't like forced updates that may break or brick my system. I don't like M$ taking complete control of MY computer!

      I can't speak for others of course, but Linux lets me do everything that I need to do with my computers without spying on me, without controlling what I can and can't do with/on my own computer, without updates breaking or bricking my systems, without stealing my personal private data!

      My computer is MINE, and I alone will control what programs are installed! Micro$haft does not need "telemetry" to improve the user experience, it needs to listen to users and deliver just exactly what the users want without any extra added BS!!

    3. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, except that the Win10 scheduler actually *is* improved over Win7. It has much lower latency and is now almost on par with MacOS latency (still much worse than Linux, but more usable now).

    4. Re:So, basically... by joe_frisch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Its a strong natural monopoly. If you work at a site that has used windows / office for years, its very difficult to change. LibreOffice / OpenOffice are fine applications but they are not able to interact well with complex MS office docs. Some organizations like ours have lots of documentation in MS systems like sharepoint. When you have many years of infrastructure and documentation, its very expensive to switch.

      Some applications work better on Windows than on LInux, (Matlab for example), and others like Photoshop and Itunes won't run on linux at all (except in a windows emulation environment which sort of misses the point).

      Windows is still easier than Linux for non-expert users to use.

      I really dislike W10, and would switch to Linux if it did what I needed to do - but it doesn't.

    5. Re: So, basically... by Jahoda · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ANYONE still using Windows 10 is getting exactly what they deserve.

      And by that, of course, you mean anyone who has wanted to purchase new hardware for their organization in the last several years?

      . It's the pretentious sanctimony and dunning-kruger arrogance that lets me know it's still /.

    6. Re: So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find your likes and dislikes very stimulating and would like to know more.

    7. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just run one program at a time then : P

    8. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a saying in german "besser ein ende mit schrecken als schrecken ohne ende".
      i basically means:"You can fiddle with that baby tooth for a long time or just jank it out and be done with it".

      translated into the car analogy world, spend some money to be inter operable with your important documents or else you will get screwed over and over and over until the EULA one day says "to use our software you agree to become a subsidiary of ours".

      so, maybe spend that money to make your documents safe from future m$ racketeering and document hostage taking ...

    9. Re: So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Poettering, is that you?

    10. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look forward to what is coming down the pipe via systemd. Redhat didn't want control of init, and everything else that's been pulled in, for zero reason.

      There's been absolutely no technical improvements with systemd otherwise -- and serious degradation of other of many working substructures.

      Take the absurdity of "reliable network names". What a load of horse shit. Before, Debian for example had perfectly reliable stability. eth0 would remain eth0 based upon MAC address, no matter what hardware slot it was in, and even remained reliable based upon what pseudo MAC you assigned in a VM.

      Now that's gone, replaced with en23034234234523 or some other blather, which on many pieces of hardware DOES change without even changing the hardware config in any way. A perfect, working system -- gone and replaced with sheer idiocy.

      Why?

      Well, so that someone can assign a network bus ID to a NIC in a VM, and you get a 'reliable' network interface name on boot. Of course you'd get the same result in many other ways, but let's upend the entire ecosystem for one tiny, minuscule thing -- VMs.

      Here's a hint for people... there are still WAAAY more hardware instances in the world, than VMs.

      And all of my KVM based sysvinit debian VMs boot in seconds, just as fast as systemd based systems do. Supposedly the reason it exists.

      Yet everything else has risen in complexity, with redhat getting pristine, excessively QA'd versions of systemd compared to, say, ubuntu (the enemy) versions of systemd.

      Systemd exists to fix REDHAT problems, problems the entire rest of the community had resolved in wonderful ways. Yet redhat used the backdoor, its control over gnome and other parts of the ecosystem, to wrestle control over others choices to adopt systemd.

      There are even hints that debian's political process was subverted by redhat, with a slow, gradual infestation of pro-redhat devs as debian devs.

      And while oracle isn't my best buddy -- don't tell me that the entire kerfuffle with OEL, security updates, centos absorption, and decoupling of changelogs and patchsets was motivated by technical concerns. No, it was 100% corp/political.

      My point in all of this, is that the Linux world is highly vulnerable to being played with by corporate overlords. Ubuntu has massive control over debian now, because with a little cash you can hire devs to slowly take over projects -- and steer them as you wish.

      Is M$ a problem to deal with? Hell yes. But, watch the home front too.

    11. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet you use an android phone or google's services without blinking an eye.

    12. Re: So, basically... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      So what is the Linux equivalent of SharePoint and how easy is it to migrate to?

    13. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense, there are plenty of systemd-free alternatives if you don't like it. You could even just install TrueOS (formerly PC-OS) if you don't like Linux for some reason.

    14. Re:So, basically... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      FWIW Photoshop works rather nicely in Wine now, it has a "Gold" rating. Itunes works too, although with sluggish graphics. Check it out, it might be good enough for you. It has been for my needs.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    15. Re: So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pydio and Sparkleshare. Maybe. It's just a version control system for office docs right?

    16. Re: So, basically... by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of companies using google docs as an alternative. ( I know not what you asked, but close )

    17. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still using? I never started!

    18. Re:So, basically... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      LibreOffice / OpenOffice are fine applications but they are not able to interact well with complex MS office docs.

      Microsoft Office doesn't interact well with complex MS office docs. I've had some older documents that I've had to use OO to open.

      But now that you will soon be using Microsoft's Operating systemm on a rental basis, realize that it is a shit test - you will have ot take as much shit as you are willing to put up with.

      And the second you don't pay their ransom? What happens then - you going to be able to open and work on your documents? How much are you willing to pay for that permanent lock-in?

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    19. Re: So, basically... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ANYONE still using Windows 10 is getting exactly what they deserve. And by that, of course, you mean anyone who has wanted to purchase new hardware for their organization in the last several years? It's the pretentious sanctimony and dunning-kruger arrogance that lets me know it's still /.

      I'll trade Dunning-Kruger for your Stockholm syndrome. You're putting up with Microsoft's shit because it is what you will put up with. And act like there is no other alternative. Enjoy your Operating System - it's the best, and always will be, because the only possible solutions are From Microsoft, world without end, amen.

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    20. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      iTunes - Fucking iTunes?
      I would not let iTunes touch anything even if it was shaved and disinfected.

    21. Re:So, basically... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, there are plenty of systemd-free alternatives if you don't like it.

      Where did the GP say there were no systemd-free alternatives? Why does the existence of those alternatives make his post nonsense whan his main point is stated explicitly as "Linux world is highly vulnerable to being played with by corporate overlords" ?

    22. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except in a windows emulation environment which sort of misses the point

      I would disagree with that. You can run other apps outside of the Windows emulation environment. You can use virtualization, which allows you to keep a Windows that works (Windows 7, I'm looking at you) rather than choke down Windows 10 because Patches, and you can isolate it from the Internet lest you fear your network will burst into flame from someone using the Internet over Win7. The virtualized environment can generally be ported around to other computers, and will usually Just Work once your IT people have put it together.

      And honestly, without lots of drivers and crapware floating around, and with much of the networking handled by the host OS (Linux), I find that Windows often works better in a virtualized environment than it would in a native environment.

      I can't say much about Wine, although my experience with CrossOver Office a very long time ago was actually pretty awesome. But it is not pointless to run some applications in Windows virtualization, and can sometimes be even better behaved than running it on Windows itself. This is a trend I've noticed throughout virtualization, actually, which is probably one of the reasons it seems to be only increasing in popularity.

    23. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some applications work better on Windows than on LInux, (Matlab for example)

      I agree with the statement but I doubt the example is a good fit.
      I don't use Matlab - but I had to install it on Linux, Windows, Mac OS X whenever a new release came out to test the installs.
      It ran great on all platforms.

    24. Re: So, basically... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      No it's considerably more complex than that unfortunately.

    25. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quote =======
      Windows is still easier than Linux for non-expert users to use.

      I really dislike W10, and would switch to Linux if it did what I needed to do - but it doesn't.

      unquote ======

      To operate /update/upgrade a Linux distribution does not require supreme expertise ,just common sense and a bit of dedication following minimal training.

      Still NOT being an IT expert , having dumped M$oft Windoze in AD2005 ,I have never looked back . To me Linux is for Life !
      Get it ,use it .......and prosper !

    26. Re:So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Itunes works too, although with sluggish graphics.

      Sounds like it has reached parity with how well it runs on Windows then.

  6. WTF planet are these assholes living on? by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1, Redundant

    n/t

  7. Take a line from the Unixes by guruevi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft should separate out the operating system, the applications, libraries and the user data a lot more and then with proper security measures and filesystem snapshots the operating system could be a lot better, easier to manage and easier to rollback.

    If something goes wrong on Linux or BSD I do an apt-get or pkg install with a specific version. With a ZFS boot volume, I snapshot before and after any major updates, something goes wrong it literally takes seconds to repair. On Windows, you can't roll much of anything back without destroying the OS.

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    1. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has already been doing snapshots FAR longer than Linux distro's. In fact, when an upgrade fails, it automatically rolls back these days (recovery in many ways is actually better than what most Linux distro's provide).

      It's also had proper security measures for ages (UAC is basically Sudo). In fact, even technologies like recovering when the display driver crashes have been in Windows far longer.

      I think the problem with Windows mainly is that people are still often viewing as Windows XP SP1. It's come a long way, and in reality, I've found upgrades and such have been more reliable than Linux.

      That being said, I prefer Linux these days because its free and because I believe it deserves market share.

    2. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by F.Ultra · · Score: 2

      UAC is not basically Sudo, It's SUID with an additional Yes/No box for "added security". Don't know if I would count 10 years as "ages" either, especially not if you consider that Sudo have been around for 38 years now.

      Why people insist on using newer Windows for server tasks however is puzzling. I recently installed a Windows Server 2017 in VirtualBox to do some debugging on a clients behalf and out of nowhere in the middle of me work the screen turned blue with the "applying updates 1 of XX" message. I guess that there does exist some setting somewhere to disable this insanity, but having automatic reboot at random time as the default setting in a _server_ version?!

    3. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by fyzikapan · · Score: 1

      Have you actually used Windows? You've been able to roll back updates, restore files, etc. for who knows how many versions - so many that I can't remember a time when you couldn't.

    4. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Since Vista, I think. So, like 11 years ago? But I'm sure GP will still get "Insightful" or "Informative" mods, even though all of what he's asked for has already been done, and what he talked about doing in Linux or BSD you can also do quite easily in Windows.

      Windows has its share of problems without having to make stuff up about it.

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    5. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using Linux-boot & ntfsclone to a spare harddrive for years. Or just plain dd. It's the only solid way I've found to reliably back out of a bad windows upgrade or whatever.

      Of course, keeping it backed out of a bad windows upgrade is a whole 'nother problem...

    6. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by darkain · · Score: 1

      It dates back to Windows XP and Server 2003 actually: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    7. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should separate out the operating system, the applications, libraries and the user data a lot more and then with proper security measures and filesystem snapshots the operating system could be a lot better, easier to manage and easier to rollback.

      If something goes wrong on Linux or BSD I do an apt-get or pkg install with a specific version. With a ZFS boot volume, I snapshot before and after any major updates, something goes wrong it literally takes seconds to repair.

      This is coming from a Solaris/Linux administrator of over fifteen years, if *nix was in such a good shape on the keeping programs, libraries, data neat and separated front, containers would not be a thing we're seriously talking about now. Rhetorical question - why a container instead of yum install? Have you ever seen a spacewalk/satellite install, 389 directory server, openshift, etc? Obviously the problems exist outside RedHat software too, I'm just picking on them because if they haven't solved the problem on their own OS... we wind up with crap like docker.

      I don't know where to begin with filesystem snapshots and security measures. Have you ever actually tried using ACLs on Linux, or snapshots on Windows?

      Theres much to learn and copy from every OS really, Linux is not all that, geez.

    8. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just a Yes/No box. It's shielded from the rest of the non-administrative UI. You can't programmatically control the mouse cursor or keyboard in there from a regular user process.

    9. Re: Take a line from the Unixes by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't worry, Microsoft is working on machine learning to make the reboots better. There was a story about it recently.

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    10. Re: Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someday we'll have stories about angry Indian outsourced IT admins furious at Microsoft hijacking planes to crash them into MS HQ in Redmond. Bill Gates, Steve Balmer, and all the rest of your team... Look at how much evil you have wrought in this world. Shame! shame!

    11. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also had proper security measures for ages (UAC is basically Sudo).

      Are you aware that Microsoft has always called UAC a convenience feature, not a security feature?

    12. Re: Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It came a long way 15-5 years ago, as developers adhered to the file location guidelines and started putting per user config data in AppData and user-wide config data in ProgramData and the executable in Program Files.

      What I see today is a mess as some bright spark decided it was OK to put executables in the user's AppData folder: here's looking at you DropBox.

      My impression now is we are back to the wild west and as a developer you just do whatever the fuck you want.

    13. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "why container" is a fairly good question in fact.
      As far as I can tell the main reason are
      1) Someone wants to run the newest whizbang released yesterday on an ancient OS like RedHat 6 or even 5. Because if you are a corporation you have your OS at least 5 years out of date instead of using what makes sense for your use-case.
      2) Someone wants to run a piece of shit software where the developers just couldn't be bothered to do things correctly so it ends up running only in one very specific configuration. It will of course all blow up in 10 years when some hacker notices this crap software means you couldn't even install security updates for the last 5 years since that would have broken the software.

    14. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by guruevi · · Score: 2

      I don't think you understand the difference between Windows' restore checkpoints and a true snapshot of a file system. A snapshot restores the data even if the OS doesn't know how to. There are plenty of instances where update rollbacks don't work or make things worse, filesystem snapshots obviate that problem completely by rolling back to a known working state.

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    15. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If you are a 15y sysadmin (25y sysadmin here) then you should know the answers. Containers are an end to a means. You can do yum install and install apache/dns/ldap etc on the same host. Why don't we do that, depends on the use case, in some cases we want to easily spread load or migrate to different physical hosts and the application doesn't have multi-master operations. Full VMs are also a good solution but a bit heavier than containers, if we have hundreds of applications, this matters. Some applications have exploits so you don't want eg. an exploit in DNS that roots the machine affecting your web server.

      Yes, I manage 300TB of data for 500 users on ZFS. I know about ACL. I think they're easier to work with than Windows ACL. Snapshots on Windows don't exist, there is a process called Shadow Copy but that's not really what I'd call a snapshot (it takes minutes to complete, relies on the applications to tell the OS that it's okay to be snapshotted, doesn't survive reboots (generally) and rollbacks aren't guaranteed atomic).

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    16. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, retard, Windows 10 has system restore points and if you have it enabled, will automatically create a restore point before upgrade OR you can set a scheduled task to make a restore point every week.

      Stop being stupid and thinking UNIX is better.

    17. Re: Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe their play is to make all the IT support people look incompetent
      and then take over with their Desktop & Infrastructure as a service product.

    18. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used restore points and they have *never* worked and in some cases they made the issues worse. They don't seem to revert everything so you get an inconsistent state.

    19. Re:Take a line from the Unixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      System restore is fundamentally broken. It restores some stuff and not other stuff, leaving you often worse off than before the restore.

  8. Simple, regular and consistent poops by xack · · Score: 2

    Until the whole thing gets diarrhoea. An unexpected reboot that breaks things or installs bubble witch saga is usually what happens.

  9. But dat lying doe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft is so full of shit that the Couric scale measuring it broke in half. Windows 10 with no updates can be quite "simple and predictable" but updates carry a massive risk of installation failure with irreparable OS damage compared to my experiences with Windows 7. I neuter the Windows 10 update system on all my Win10 machines because the updates are guaranteed to mess up the system at some point; it's not "if," it's "when." It also doesn't help that every feature update rearranges the control panels and loses control panel functionality, and when Microsoft says "send us feedback so we know" and feedback is sent, it is FUCKING IGNORED.

    They're fucking lying. Microsoft the company has no regard for the needs of the users. I'm sure several engineers there really do care, but they can't fix the problems caused by the weenies that think they're too smart and users need to be dragged kicking into their new paradigm. To hell with user interfaces that have slowly evolved over decades and proven to stand the test of time! To hell with the most fundamental usability concepts! To hell with everything that works! We're AGILE! But somehow also SIMPLE AND PREDICTABLE! Because that makes sense when Satya's ya boy!

    Fuck you, Microsoft. Give me back my fucking Default Programs where I can unilaterally assign one program to all possible defaults with one click, otherwise go fuck yourselves.

    1. Re:But dat lying doe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure why no mod points, if I had them, yours would be the top comment above all others. It perfectly expresses how we all truly feel. I believe the businessmen here have been trained to avoid swearing etc as unprofessional, but there is a time and place for it, and after this behavior that time and place is certainly now.

      Microsofts behavior is swear worthy, it contradicts reality at a scale that feels they are trying to open a dimensional rift powered by cognitive dissonance.

  10. My problem with updates is time by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    I've had patches take over 2 hours to install, and woe be onto you if you turn your computer off in the meantime. I don't even know what the hell it's doing. These are not slow computers. i5 6600U & 8 gigs of ram.

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    1. Re:My problem with updates is time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i5-6600U does not exist.

      Did you mean:
      * i5-6600
      65W desktop CPU with 4 non-hyperthreaded cores (4 threads)
      6MB of cache and a bus speed of 8GT/s
      CPU Mark rating of 7755

      or

      * i7-6600U
      15W laptop CPU with 2 cores (4 threads, but only if hyperthreading is enabled)
      4MB of cache and a bus speed of 4GT/s
      CPU Mark rating of 4804

      If the latter, are you sure you have Hyperthreading turned on?

    2. Re:My problem with updates is time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think HT can be disabled on those in most cases. The point remains: updates are slower than dirt even on high-performance PCs. I've seen i7 desktops with PCIe SSDs take 10 minutes to do regular updates in some cases.

    3. Re:My problem with updates is time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, when it takes less time to do a complete reinstall it makes you wonder what IS it actually doing that's taking such a long time?

    4. Re:My problem with updates is time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had patches take over 2 hours to install, and woe be onto you if you turn your computer off in the meantime. I don't even know what the hell it's doing.

      Obviously someone failed to read Microsoft's "privacy" policy.

    5. Re:My problem with updates is time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has been greatly improved with the recent updates from the 1709 up. Instead of three days of failed patch installation with the previous versions, a Phenom 1 based machine with legacy IDE connected rotating drives actually lets you to do installations in 10 to 40 minutes, on average. I had been forced to perform hand service with Windows Catalog to this and much faster SSD equipped machines more than once before.

    6. Re:My problem with updates is time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! 2 hours on fast hardware. If only. I've seen updates take 8 to 14 hours on comparably decent hardware, and not only is the machine unusable during the update, but at some points it puts up a nice, unhelpful, black screen with absolutely nothing on it as "feedback" while it is busily still doing stuff. From experience it doesn't not mean that the update has hung. It finishes eventually. Then I only have to fix the broken drivers and restore all the settings back to what they were before the update happened.

    7. Re: My problem with updates is time by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I have a Core 2 Duo machine with 3 GB of RAM running Windows 10. It has a SSD, and overall runs Windows 10 fairly well. Except Windows update, which can take hours.

      Granted this is an older machine, but well above the minimum specifications for Windows 10. The strange part is a lot of the time the machine appears to be doing nothing. Minimal drive activity, CPU basically idle, no network activity.... acts like something is hung, but the solution is to just let it sit and eventually it get back to work and finish. And then there's the long periods of time of 100% CPU but otherwise minimal drive activity and no network activity. And of course if I manually tell it to go ahead and do updates (because I don't want it to do them later) it usually sits an hour or so doing nothing before it even starts to download the update. If I'm lucky it will the download everything and proceed, but decent chances it will get to something like 93% and sit there doing nothing obvious for a while before continuing again. What it is doing... really have no idea.

      Once updates are done, machine is perfectly fine. Luckily I don't really use the machine for much, so if I know I'm going to need it I can just turn it on and let sit for a day while Windows update does its thing.

  11. So true by jetkust · · Score: 1

    I also find windows update to be very approachable and down to earth. You know, an update you'd like to have a beer with at the bar.

    1. Re:So true by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      You know, an update you'd like to have a beer with at the bar.

      Usually, you'll have time to go out for a whole night on the town with each update before you're allowed to log in again.

    2. Re:So true by YouGotTobeKidding · · Score: 2

      Win 10 updates are like that ugly drunk chick (or hunk depending on your proclivities) at the bar that you take home. Why? Because you know at some point in the VERY NEAR future its going to fuck you. Maybe hard, fast and unforgettable, maybe it will be a forgettable experience that you shrug off in the morning... but you are gonna get fucked.

    3. Re: So true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the first explanation of all of this that has made any sense to me. Mod up +69

  12. Running Windows is it's own reward.... by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 0

    I find it hard to recommend windows for almost any purpose. Microsoft has squandered, time and again!, opportunities to salvage their reputation among the technically advanced users and enterprises with leadership that knows their arse from their elbow. So they are left with non-tech end users and enterprises with poor technical leadership. I suspect that won't end well. Hopefully (for shareholders), they will be able to hide this revenue loss by roping in Office365 and Azure customers.

    Run away.

  13. When companies respond this way, it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You know the game is over when the higher-ups start responding like this. That is the "You don't know what you want" attitude that has foreshadowed the failure of many companies and projects. They're grasping at straws, frustrated, unable or unwilling to understand the problems, and unable to recover...

    Stick a fork in it, Microsoft is done.

    (of course with the amount of money they have, they won't go under any time soon; they will probably be a corpse still gasping for air in 100 years)

    1. Re:When companies respond this way, it's over by tsa · · Score: 1

      Hm. Steve has done that almost all his life and look where Apple is now.

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    2. Re:When companies respond this way, it's over by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Hm. Steve has done that almost all his life and look where Apple is now.

      Nope - Apple is generally giving it's customers what they want. You probably just don't agree with what their customers want. I want my computer to work after an update. When my computer doesn't work, I don't.

      My Apple computers work after updates. It's a pleasant surprise when my Windows machines do. Which is not to say that using my Windows 10 computer is a pleasant experience.

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    3. Re: When companies respond this way, it's over by tsa · · Score: 1

      Youâ(TM)re partly right. Steve knew what his customers wanted even before they themselves knew it.

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    4. Re:When companies respond this way, it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead Steve gave them what Dead Steve wanted, nothing more. Which is why in the 90's companies gave up on Apple because they could not get Dead Steve to let them in on what was going to be produced during the next year. MS and other companies enlisted external companies to help determine what the external companies wanted. Dead Steve only cared about Dead Steve.

      Long Live Dead Steve - It is just to bad that he took so long to die.

    5. Re:When companies respond this way, it's over by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Dead Steve gave them what Dead Steve wanted, nothing more. Which is why in the 90's companies gave up on Apple because they could not get Dead Steve to let them in on what was going to be produced during the next year. MS and other companies enlisted external companies to help determine what the external companies wanted. Dead Steve only cared about Dead Steve.

      Long Live Dead Steve - It is just to bad that he took so long to die.

      Dood! Bad trip, Dood? You worry us when you talk like this, Dood!

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  14. Denying a user's software freedom is unjust. by jbn-o · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For expert users and IT pros accustomed to having fine-grained control over the update process, these changes might seem wrenching and even draconian...

    How proprietors use their power over the user power varies and perhaps increasingly obtuse, but is completely explainable in terms corporate media mostly doesn't dare to explain even as it documents a proprietors' excesses: the power is firmly rooted in denying users software freedom—the freedom to run, inspect, modify, and share published computer software. Proprietary software users get as much control as the proprietors let them have. Microsoft has shown its users a taste of their power before such as when Windows 10 ignored user's privacy settings (including sending identifiable information to Microsoft, even if a user turns off its Bing search and Cortana features, and activates the privacy-protection settings) or when Microsoft forcibly and immediately imposed "upgrades" to Windows 10.

    DRM, jailing, tyrannical control, surveillance, interference with ordinary activities, and sabotage are all there. When and if Microsoft deems it time for Windows users to take their updates without warning or opportunity for delay (including enterprise users), Microsoft will do so. This isn't unique to Microsoft either, this is part of an ongoing pattern of which Microsoft is but one proprietor wielding this control. Proprietors get to make these decisions stick based on your willingness to submit to their authority; you determine the limit of their control over your system by how long you'll let proprietary software (such as most of Microsoft's software) be installed on your computer. You can choose to favor software freedom instead, even if it means giving up some conveniences and learning new things. In doing so you take a step in the direction of controlling your computer and getting back the power you deserve over your computer.

  15. Useless Machine by jetkust · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the future Windows will evolve into a Useless Machine. When you turn it on, it's only purpose will be to get an update and turn itself back off.

  16. I'm not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still on W7. Not upgrading even if you give me 1mil

    1. Re:I'm not affected by Duckeenie · · Score: 1

      Because Windows update is better on 7? You kidding? Windows update was so bad on 7 they literally had to create a tool for people to fix it.

    2. Re:I'm not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for 2mil I'll think about it

    3. Re:I'm not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 Update is so good, it'll grab Windows 10 for you automatically!

    4. Re:I'm not affected by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      That stopped in July 2016, because now you have to pay for it. https://support.microsoft.com/...

      They think people would pay for that garbage... nah.

    5. Re:I'm not affected by jetkust · · Score: 1

      For me it was way before Windows 10 that I was having serious problems with windows updates. On Windows 8 while everyone was complaining about the start screen I was complaining about the updates. But, then again, was also having the same problems with Windows 7. Not sure why such a delayed response...

    6. Re:I'm not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Versus what we have now where you can't even stop the update? So your computer goes into a loop of trying to constantly update itself, reboot, fail, reboot again to go back to the original, often taking hours.

    7. Re:I'm not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1mil and a high class hooker, that'd do too.

  17. They may think what they wrote is true, but, by flappinbooger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It simply isn't.

    Windows 10 updates are out of control. They claim they intend to schedule them at proper or convenient times but they don't. The computer will just up and reboot at the most inconvenient time.

    They are NOT stable, they DO break, and files DO go missing. One computer I support did the 1803 update and all the files were gone. The profile was still there, the files were gone. I found them - they were IN THE TRASH.

    WHY? WHY MICROSOFT? Why did you see fit to upgrade this PC and throw away the user's files? Are you sending a message? Is it personal?

    You can say the solution is Linux. For many geeks and power users that is true.

    I have another solution, 4 simple letters.

    LTSB

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    1. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit. I had a customer who came in with an "empty" yet bizarro working 1803 recently too. I had no explanation for where the files went and a data recovery didn't rescue much. All the programs and settings were there but the user's data had inexplicably vanished and I thought it was just an incredible fluke. Now I think it's incompetence. Perhaps the Microsoft help forum staff are now writing Windows...you know, the cunts that go "try a clean boot, try System Restore, and if that doesn't work then reinstall Windows" for literally everything that every thread asks about.

    2. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the "turn off the antivirus, turn off the firewall, turn off DEP and make sure all security features are completely disabled"...

    3. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      One computer I support did the 1803 update and all the files were gone. The profile was still there, the files were gone. I found them - they were IN THE TRASH.

      This is the funniest thing I read all week. I can't imagine the bug they had!.........good thing Microsoft is now running agile and don't use checked exceptions. It's easier when you don't think about what can go wrong.

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    4. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      ltsb, ltsc - so how would this help? Sounds almost like a RedHat channel. You're frozen or something?

      We've had some updates that have bricked a few machines. Microsoft was like - so sorry. Please install again.
      My guys wanted to reach through the phone and ring their necks. Last time it took us a week to unfuck these machines and there's no assurance it won't happen again?
      MS - well you could test it. - WE DID. No problems. Deploy it - problems.

      What I noticed is that our on site MS dude was curiously on vacation each time there's a really big fuckup. You know Goldfinger's creed - Once is happenstance. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is an act of war. One more time and it'll be the third time. Some of the stuff we do is data that you either get it or it's lost forever. Systems is down, data is lost.

    5. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the LTSB version of windows 10. No baloney. No version updates, just security and stability. No games, no cortana, very easy to live with.

      The problem is it's not easy to get and MS doesn't want people to have it. They do provide it with volume licensing or whatever, but they stress it is for very special systems that regular people aren't using.

      The problem with that position by MS is this- it is a fully functional version of 10 without all the goofy updates that break things and it's JUST WINDOWS.

      My impression of it is pretty much all that was good with windows 7 but updated to what's good about 10.

      My guess is that LTSB was required of them by some of their large corporate customers but 10 LTSB is NOT what MS wants 10 to be. Namely a platform to make money.

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    6. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Thanks very much. We're on 7 right now for desktops. This sounds like the ticket for upgrade. Lots of licenses. Thousands. Maybe they'll help us. The crash and burn versions were 2008 and 2012.

    7. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Thanks very much. We're on 7 right now for desktops. This sounds like the ticket for upgrade. Lots of licenses. Thousands. Maybe they'll help us. The crash and burn versions were 2008 and 2012.

      You should get a LTSB iso from MS and give it a whirl on a test system or two or three.

      Here's a quick link that seems to explain it fairly well, but they do regurgitate the MS line about LTSB being intended for "special" systems that normal people don't use: https://www.computerworld.com/...

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    8. Re:They may think what they wrote is true, but, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Windows 10 updates are out of control. They claim they intend to schedule them at proper or convenient times but they don't. The computer will just up and reboot at the most inconvenient time.

      It's so much worse than that. I've seen updates triggered while a laptop was asleep in somebody's backpack. They pulled the machine out to do work and the thing was hot to the touch because the fans were blocked, the battery was almost drained, and the machine is effectively unusable for hours even if they plugged it in.

      There is no sense to the way it works.

  18. UI feed back sucks way to long of looking stuck by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    UI feed back sucks way to long of looking stuck.

    Server 2016 is really bad with that.

  19. Windows Server 2016 need active hours full control by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    Windows Server 2016 needs to give admin's full control of active hours. Not limited range you get now.

    TO get around it you need to force an and install and reboot time with an GPO. WHY IS active hours even in play when running hyper V?

  20. lot of Linux updates don't need an reboot! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    lot of Linux updates don't need an reboot! on windows at least 1 an month.

  21. Certified systems by sphealey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm curious how administrators managing certified/validated systems are handling this. Generally speaking the user of such systems is not supposed to install changes that they have not tested and do not control. If Microsoft is removing the ability for system administrators to understand or manage updates how are they maintaining certification status?

    1. Re:Certified systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work in a blood bank, FDA and state health department regulated. We're handling this by running Windows 7. That's the last version of windows we can run on our validated systems. Office workers get Win 10. We plan to go MacOS after 7.... sux but true.

    2. Re:Certified systems by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Don't conflate these issues. They say users and IT pros when talking about Windows in general. Windows in general and windows in an organisation sitting behind a controlled WSUS Server managed by a group policy set are two different things.

      MS will always offer a flavour of Windows with control over the update process. Just not to commoners.

  22. Still exist in a bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears Microsoft's internal development teams still exist in a bubble.

    Good luck with that, I guess.

    1. Re: Still exist in a bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I have it on good authority that the dev and patch work has moved to Nadellaâ(TM)s home town,

  23. "for the past 18 years has volunteered her time" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know how strapped for cash Microsoft is, already not being able to afford proper QC and all. How good of her to bail them out so they don't have to pay for tech support either.

  24. bull-fucking-shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    brand new pc.. dell still shipping 1709. go through oobe, plug it in to the internet, set 'high performance' power scheme (so it doesn't sleep) and let 'er run.

    it will suck down 100+ gigabytes of data, as in every fucking drop of internet you have available - for as long as it available (as in, quota or throttle isn't hit) trying over and over again to download and install the fucking 1803 update... unless you intervene, reboot, disconnect the internets, and plug in a usb flash drive with a previously-downloaded 1803 installer and update from that instead.

    and no, it's not a dell thing. you could take a 'clean installed' 1709 and it'll do the same fucking thing. this happens every god damn time a baseline update comes out.. the install of the big update fails.. repeatedly.. and it redownloads it.. repeatedly, and the catch to stop and 'hide' the update automatically after it failed a couple times.. does not fucking work. so, like every six fucking months, you WILL EAT ALL YOUR DATA, and if you're on a shitty internet plan with overage charges.. be-fucking-aware.

    'windows as a service'.. are they trying to deliver comcast and charter-level of 'service' here or what.. cuz they're succeeding with that.

  25. With the amount of data by AHuxley · · Score: 2

    M$ collected from all its Windows 10 users, a good understanding of new OS upgrades should be possible?
    What is M$ doing with all the OS use, software and hardware leave data?

    M$ set its own min hardware standards for every Windows 10 upgrade so each computer should be new and powerful enough fully support Windows 10?
    Do users CPU, RAM and GPU need more OS level resting to find hardware faults?
    How hard is it for a company to write and test an OS upgrade for their own OS given they understand every aspect of their own design?

    What is causing the problems? Users buying the wrong RAM/CPU hardware that has too many faults?

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    1. Re:With the amount of data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is causing the problems?" - Developers, developers, developers! Crap developers are causing all the problems.

      There are bugs in Windows that date back to 1995. The USB stack still has security issues that are unfixed, even though the lead developer that created the USB stack died years ago. MS simply doesn't have the ability to write high quality new code, or fix the bugs in their crap quality old code.

  26. The BEST answer is Format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those stupid windows "snapshots" you are shilling are complete garbage. Not once has a rollback fixed anything for me but usually makes things worse. If you fuck up windows, the BEST and fastest solution is to wipe it and reinstall, just like it's been for the past 30 years. Flash drives and HDDs are so fast, I can wipe my PC and have it back up in about 15 minutes. I've even written a couple powershell scripts to go set the wallpapers & colors, and turn off all the bullshit to make a 100% restored to as-was condition in under 30 mins. You can't even google your issue and find the offending file/DLL/registry key in that time unless it's an issue you frequently run into.

    It doesn't really matter if Microsoft has been doing X longer than anyone else if it's been shitty X the whole time.

    1. Re:The BEST answer is Format by snapsnap · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've never once had rolling back to a restore point help. It seems like a great idea, but the implementation is lacking.

    2. Re: The BEST answer is Format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. A well tested automated rebuild is always preferred, the problem is the ridiculous gigs of patches on top of even the very latest build and application reinstalls. In this day and age of application level virtualization and containers it shouldn't be difficult to have all applications sandboxed and standalone with zero external dependencies.

    3. Re:The BEST answer is Format by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I've never once had rolling back to a restore point help. It seems like a great idea, but the implementation is lacking.

      This! Microsoft restores are as helpful as Microsoft troubleshooting.

      Amusing story - I had a trouble call for a virtual Audio driver problem. I knew the answer because it is common. But the person who had the problem insisted the fix was not the fix, because he had run the audio troubleshooter and it told him everything was okay. He ended up getting pissed at me and yelling and swearing at me.

      Finally I just told him try the solution, because nothing he had done before had fixed it. I walked him through it, and then had him reboot. Next words out of his mouth were "Oh", then 5 seconds of silence, then "Looks like I owe you an apology."

      Microsoft restore, Microsoft troubleshooting all mostly worthless. My experience is they get in the way more than help.

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    4. Re:The BEST answer is Format by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Clearly you've never used Windows 10, because it actually works fairly well. In the sense that eventually you'll run into an update that will fail on your machine, and Windows will try to install the update again, roll back to a restore point, try to install it again, roll back to a restore point, try to install it again, roll back to a restore point....basically forever.

      Also seen on Windows 7 after Microsoft fucked up Windows update on Windows 7 a few years back, but at least on Windows 7 you can block that update and break the cycle.

  27. What planet is he from? by CharlesAKAChuck · · Score: 2

    Wilcox outlines that Microsoft's guiding principles to its monthly Windows service updates are built around being "simple and predictable", "agile", and "transparent."

    Did he somehow miss Microsoft's July patches?

    1. Re:What planet is he from? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I think he did not say anything about "good quality". "Predictable" loses its value when it is "predictably bad".

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  28. SOS Different Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can read between the lines they told you exactly what their patching is designed to do: It's SIMPLE. Our patching will CONSISTENT-ly fuck your PC up on a REGULAR basis. They can't say that at shareholder meetings and the rest is PR. There is no great mystery here.

    They are the same monster today as they were yesterday and the day before. I've worked in Information Technology for almost as long and nothing they do surprises me the least. These people developed ME and Vista, and publicly admitted to it for God's sake! What else do they need to do to prove to you people that they are perfectly capable of carrying out mass genocide, nuclear war, forced updates or the like? What, Windows Vista 2? Keep it up and that's what will happen! ;-)

    I lost it when they killed off TechNet. Now I just don't give a shit. As long as my users have what they need to do their jobs and do it QUIETLY I'm happy. I deploy hardware and software made by the likes of Microsoft, Apple, Google, and dozens of other assholes just like them. I'd love to get rid of them all, but just try and run a medium-sized to large business without Windows running somewhere and see what happens. Remove Windows entirely from the premesis late one night and go sit in your office the next morning and wait for it... Even the whiny-ass Apple fanboys come running. "Uh, I can't access Windows on the VM server" or "Something happened to Parallels" or "Bootcamp is disabled" (or some shit). Even the ones who believe they are too sophisticated to run Windows would pee their pants if I yanked Office for Mac off their desktops or prevented them from installing MS apps on their iPhones.
    Windows users are just as dumbfounded when you tweak them. Actually, it's not even funny anymore. I would almost consider it a hate crime to pick on a Windows user after years of abuse - even jokingly. Apple users are a different story though. It's waay funny to make them angry. And neither are capable of thriving in Linux. Believe me, if I could have gotten completely away from Windows throughout the facility I would have done it years ago. But I can't, and even if I could I don't have the luxury of administrating users with degrees in computer engineering or MIS. No, my users are accountants, CSR Reps, executives and shit. Wonderful people, exceptionally talented in their respective fields but Wozniak they are not, so Linux is out. I've stared down into that rabbit hole before, but I never went in. No sir, never.
    Anyway, I find ways around it all. Control my Windows installations by serving up virtual machines, etc etc. My long-winded point after a long day and almost 5 beers is that it is what it is. No amount of yelling, screaming and crying is gonna change that. You are all correct, they really don't care. And MS is dying? Lol, ah youth. MS is REALLY REALLY BIG and very much alive. So hey buddy, relax guy and have a beer with me. Find ways around it or a way to roll with (or without) it. It doesn't matter if your IT every day all day long or just a home user trying to use your PC to pay the Bill's. Evolve or die.

    1. Re:SOS Different Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      interesting.
      while reading the post i got the notion that m$ software is basically like a spoken language.
      a baby or kid learns it early on and it's a ugly and offensive language but it is spoken everywhere ... and people just keep speaking it, even though it colors the speakers world in frustration, anger and stupidity.

    2. Re: SOS Different Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward # 2 (This is Anonymous Coward #1) :-)

      That's exactly correct. That child was born in 1975 and today he's 6' 9" tall and weighs in about 390. There may be a couple of folks out there bigger and/or badder than him but NOBODY tells him what to do. Now he's not as old as me at his 43 years of age ;-) so I'm wise enough to know how to deal with him, and as a single individual I'm smart enough not to take him on and get my ass handed to me.

      He's set in his ways and that's not going to change. It's been that way for a very long time. I mentioned that they shut down TechNet years ago and faced the wrath of a great many IT folk and we all threatened revolt. TechNet is now a bunch of archived data, Microsoft is bigger than ever, and I'm still working in IT just like everyone else that was there for that and every change they forced upon us before or since. Now I may have to live with someone, but I'M the father in my metaphorical IT house and I define the space he can live in and the rules to abide by. So yeah, you do have to treat MS as if they are a spoken language, a child, or similar entity. I treat Apple, IBM, Cisco and every other technology provider that has found a space in my home the same way. Sometimes these giants step out of line and if they are embedded too deeply to get rid of, I simply tighten down their capacity and slowly work to reduce or remove them. Microsoft, at least for right now, is a necessary evil for most IT departments. I've contained them to the back office though, and if I'm still alive when the day comes that I can get rid of them entirely, I will come to work armed with a street sweeper and blow the servers containing them right out of the cabinet. Until then I'll just keep right on evolving...or die.

  29. Get On With It ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a "Get On With It Expeditiously" checkbox. Where downloading and applying updates used to take mere minutes, the process now takes hours.

    Why do we need to:
        Getting Ready to Update
        Thinking about updating
        Getting Ready to Download
        Thinking About Downloading
        Getting Ready to Start Downloading
        Downloading (which does not actually do anything)
        Preparing to Update
        Preparing to Download
        Getting Ready to Download
        Installing Updates (this is actually when the downloading occurs)
        Preparing to Think about Updating
        Getting Ready to Install
        Preparing to Install
        Installing (this is where yet more downloading occurs)
        Getting Ready to Install
        Preparing to Install
        Installing

    It is 1000 times faster to just download the rollups or new ISO's and install them directly. Windows Update is a hunk of shit that is getting slower and slower and more and more useless with every turn!

     

  30. Recourse by grilled-cheese · · Score: 1

    Until admins have some kind of recourse to take against $Microsoft when ^Boss can't get to his funny cat pictures and passes :( admin over for his next raise because of a forced update that broke stuff, there will always be hate/strife.

  31. Yes ... Which was superseded 20 years ago by raymorris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft made a very smart decision, which was exactly the right thing to do at the time. Then the world changed and what had been a good decision became a huge problem. Not because Microsoft was dumb, but because of a fundamental change in computing.

    > It's also had proper security measures for ages (UAC is basically Sudo)

    Yes, it is basically sudo, which was considered proper security ... in the 1970s. Windows has had it for ten years, so only 30 years behind. That model is called discretionary access control, or DAC.

    In the 1970s and 1980s, very secure systems had a much more secure model, called mandatory access control. That's more security than needed for a personal home computer which runs from a local disk, as opposed to a mainframe exposed on a network. A personal home computer only needed to be worried about virsuses on disks, because they used Disk Operating System, not a network operating system such as Unix.

    Then the world wide web happened. What had been your personal home computer was suddenly exposed to hackers around the world. The level of security needed, the way one thinks about security, had to change radically. That's why Linux got Mandatory Access Control in the 1990s, first as an optional module, then as a built-in part of the kernel, called SELinux. Since the late 1990s, MAC has been "proper security". Windows may get it in about ten more years - they recently got the *nix userland.

    I said Microsoft ended up in this situation by doing something smart. In the 1970s, computers cost as much as a house (particularly with important accessories like hard drives). Microsoft wanted a system people could run at home, on affordable hardware. That meant a few kilobytes of memory, and a 360KB drive. A drive that can store 360KB isn't much. To make that work, Microsoft would have to delete 80% of the OS compared to mainframes. It made perfect sense to delete stuff home users wouldn't have any need for. Before the web, they had no need for any of that security stuff, so Microsoft didn't include any in their OS.

    Microsoft spent 190-1994 (and a billion dollars) developing a new future of computing. The key underlying technology was called COM. Their vision of the future was finally ready for beta testing when it got it's name, Windows 95. But something crazy happened. In 1995, the world wide web became a phenomenon. There was a whole new future of computing completely different from what Microsoft had spent years developing. At first they tried to stop the web, then tried to turn it into a bunch of COM programs (by renaming COM to ActiveX) which would run only in Internet Explorer. That didn't work, of course. HTML was too good of an idea to be stopped.

    Microsoft starting fighting. Trying to save their vision of computing. Mobile showed up and Microsoft tried, but missed. Tried again and missed. They fought against Linux, they fought against the open internet, and they fought against the government potentially breaking the company into pieces. They fought for 20 years and in all this fighting they didn't accept the reality, the new needs, and build a solid, secure operating system - they improved some things, but didn't catch up on security. Remember they started off about 30 years behind on security, which was actually the smart thing to do at the time.

    A few years ago Microsoft leadership really accepted they had lost the fight. They have started embracing Linux and open source. They now know they and their systems are just one more player in a huge global network - one full of dangers. It takes a few years to reverse the culture all through a behemoth the size of Microsoft, so pockets of old-school Gates and Balmer-style thinking remain. They are improving on many fronts.

    Of course their new thing is Windows as a service, paid for in part through the Facebook model of giving up all your privacy and control. We'll see how that works out. Facebook is an enormously successful company, so maybe the same model will work for Microsoft.

    1. Re:Yes ... Which was superseded 20 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows actually has some sort of MAC, but it doesn't work. If it worked, then they would not have all the virus and malware crap.

  32. MIC, as opposed MAC by raymorris · · Score: 3, Informative

    Windows has what they call Mandatory Integrity Control, which is very different from MAC.

    The concept behind MIC is useful for systems with tens of thousands of people. Well, it would be useful, except Microsoft forgot to implement half of it. It's not very useful on a personal computer, and hence rarely used. The idea, borrowed from DoD, is that people and files are assigned security levels. Low security, medium, high, top secret. Low security people can't read high security files. That's cool - of you have tens of thousands of people who need different security LEVELS to maybe access millions of files.

    The second half of that system, uses by DoD and others serious about security, is that high-level people can't write low security files. If you have top-secret information, anything you save could contain top secret information, so by default it I treated as top secret until it's cleared. Windows doesn't do that. On Windows, the admin's Keepass keyring may be a low-security file, and therefore readable by JavaScript.

    Even if they had implemented MIC, both halves, that in no way replaces MAC. The two are orthogonal. It's like the CIA saying "we don't need locks on the doors because we stamped the document 'top secret'".

  33. I agree with MicroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their updates are:
        Simple buggy...
        Regularly buggy...
        Consistently buggy.

  34. Agile, Transparent Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Break it early, break it often. And make sure your customers know things are broken. Was that what you meant by it, Microsoft? Well, my reasonable and well adjusted feedback is accumulating in the feedback center, among the not so well adjusted customer feedback submissions.

  35. compromised systems and old buggy firmwares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those two are the main reasons that windows 10 flunks out. Not surprisingly with such a global usage footprint.

    And most users not ever doing any firmware patching at bios/uefi level. I can tell it does make a lot of difference out of experience, just using one and the same pc for years.
    Update those firmwares to patch vurnarabilities and you will notice a difference , until they find new backdoors and zero day exploits again.

    I don't like microsoft either , but i think a great deal can be prevented by updating those firmwares. ie, intel managment engine, gop's , vbios , sata and whatnot more. I sure as hell see big differences in how one system acts depending on wether firmwares are up to date or outdated.

    1. Re:compromised systems and old buggy firmwares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those two are the main reasons that windows 10 flunks out. Not surprisingly with such a global usage footprint.

      And most users not ever doing any firmware patching at bios/uefi level. I can tell it does make a lot of difference out of experience, just using one and the same pc for years.
      Update those firmwares to patch vurnarabilities and you will notice a difference , until they find new backdoors and zero day exploits again.

      I don't like microsoft either , but i think a great deal can be prevented by updating those firmwares. ie, intel managment engine, gop's , vbios , sata and whatnot more. I sure as hell see big differences in how one system acts depending on wether firmwares are up to date or outdated.

      Strange, my Linux systems don't care about what version of system firmware I'm using. An update is just another running program, not too different from running a browser or a game. It doesn't care about firmware because all it's doing is replacing old files with new ones. All it needs is a writable disk (check) and the appropriate permissions (sudo, check). I start an update and put it in the background and I keep using my computer for whatever I want while it happens. Oh, this updates *everything*, not just the core OS.

      Only Windows makes updates into this big deal that must take over your entire computer while they take far too long to happen. All of this to update only the OS itself and nothing installed on it. So let me get this straight: you can use your Windows system for anything you want and then, the firmware versions don't matter, but you run an update and suddenly it does? That doesn't seem strange to you?

  36. A lot of MS hate by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All I am seeing is a lot of MS hate. But consider this. They have been doing their "patch Tuesday" stuff for a long time. Most times it works flawlessly, and no one even notices. When in a couple of cases PC's have problems... well that is what everyone remembers, and they label ALL of MS's updates as fucking useless. I would also like to point out that if you work in a company that has competent engineers they will test the updates on a series of test PC's before rolling it out to the rest of the corporation. Yes, they can do that MS has given them the tools, but lazy fucking engineers don't bother, so they end up causing widespread issues before they realize that update xyz is not compatible with us because we use hardware abc. Whose fault is that? MS? sure, because they released the update, but crashing all the PC's in a company, well, that's the fucking companies engineers fault for not properly testing first. There is a LOT of disparate hardware out there, the fact that windows update works for most people most of the time is fucking amazing, if you can't see that then all you want to do is hate MS. If you hate MS so much why are you even using windows?

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    1. Re:A lot of MS hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid engineers are the reason that the company I used to support took away their ability to update the production environment. Servers were our (IS Dept.) role. Corporate (not based in the US) tested the patches and passed them to us for certain Engineering Environment test cases. Once the patches were approved by Corporate and local Data Centers we updated all of our servers. We coordinated with Engineering/Sales/Customer Support/Human Resources etc. and scheduled a corporate wide update process each month.

      There were only a few of us who had the ability to get patches directly from MS to play with. The system was cumbersome, but the Engineering Environment had a uptime of 99.99999% worldwide for the nine years that I worked for them. Scheduled downtime was mandatory and in the few times when long term testing affected the patches, when the tests were finished the servers were patched out of cycle. Worked well but was a pain in the vertical smile when some smart ass noob Engineering Manager tried to fight it and the IS Dept. never lost a fight. We got the corporate security and Engineering heads to have a "short talk" with the noob to get their heads out of the proverbial ass. I would wait a few days and then go talk with the noob and get them to pay attention to the documented process and coordinate their groups activities with IS to make the system function without additional issues. I got along really well with those Engineering Managers, it was the hot-shot new hires that were the problem. Fucking know-it-alls.

  37. Forgot "slow as molasses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He forgot to mention how the update process is somehow slow as molasses.
    And uses up gobs of disk space.
    On a modern computer with SSD updating to a new Ubuntu release seems to be faster than just installing a monthly patch on Windows.
    Maybe it's the legacy from where you could select patches individually, but then again you can STILL do that on Linux.
    Admittedly RedHad/RPM seems to suffer from this quite a bit as well, maybe being infuriatingly slow is a requirement for being an enterprise-grade OS...

  38. True. Consistently bad... by gweihir · · Score: 1

    The only good thing you can say about MS is that whatever they do it is consistently bad.

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  39. The one thing they can control... by thegarbz · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Microsoft now a hardware company with a range of PCs which come in very restricted hardware flavours actually have the ability to test their software against a control group. So why is it that every other patch tuesday we hear stories about Surface models bluescreening, melting down, batteries not working, type covers not working, to say nothing of the graphics driver issues they have experienced with software MS has released specifically for these devices and not the general population.

    It should not be up to any admin to test patches, but that's the frigging sad reality we are stuck with.

  40. No clue? by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reading their responses, in which they don't even respond to what's actually being brought up, I somehow get the feeling that their corporate communications policy literally doesn't allow them to admit mistakes, so instead they just try to pivot and go on about something only tangentially related rather than admit that patches have been an absolute mess for the last few years. Only problem is that their move to turn Windows into a Software-as-a-Service type deal is only going to make the buggy patch problem worse when admins get less control over what patches are installed.

    Then again I do understand why they don't want to address and admit fault with their shoddy testing and QA practices. Windows 8 and now 10 have after all been the way better advertisements for Linux, Mac OS and other alternatives than anything their creators could conjure up and they're obviously noticing how IT admins are once again looking at alternatives (the last time being when Windows 10 came out).

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  41. Hiding behind 'Agile'.... by Junta · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a trend of companies countering arguments about highly defective software with 'oh, well it's because we are Agile'. Of course, Agile doesn't mean that you have to ditch your QA or anything, but it's a narrative a lot of software companies roll with. It's also interesting because even using the excuse is suggesting they think the users asked for it and the users are all just getting what they asked for. I see this a lot with companies, they paint their picture of the user base with broad strokes, everyone must want the same thing, no way that the people wanting 6-month releases for an OS are a minority...

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  42. Microsoft is fully in line with today's news by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    We don't care about your facts, we feel it's different.

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  43. I notice one goal missing... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... Wilcox outlines that Microsoft's guiding principles to its monthly Windows service updates are built around being "simple and predictable", "agile", and "transparent." ...

    "simple and predictable", "agile", and "transparent." --- I notice that "high quality" is not mentioned in the goals for the patches. It shows in the low-quality patches that Microsoft has been thrusting upon its customers ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H data harvesting sources. It seems that Microsoft no longer cares about quality.

  44. Microsoft executives don't care about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these selfish irresponsible corrupt people don't care about anything more than how much they can cheat us so they can live like kings. Microsoft is evil.

  45. In other words, deal with it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Susan made some valid points relating to Microsoft's updates. Unfortunately it fell on deaf ears at Microsoft. Its sort of sad, because Susan is not some dumb consumer complaining their audio doesn't work after a update. It goes much deeper and more month to month issues that do need to be addressed. I was very disappointed she got only lip service from Microsoft who obviously have turned into Apple who speak, hear, see or admit no evil.

    1. Re:In other words, deal with it! by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Ever work windows support? The first guy you talk to is an idiot. You have to go through the normal BS reboot, is it on crap until you get a real help assistant. They probably though this was the same thing.

      Susan - I did a survey and we found you suck.

      MS - yea, yea, you suck too. Now send us more money.

  46. I Stand Corrected by hduff · · Score: 1

    Our Patching is Simple, Regular, and Consistently Buggy, Says Microsoft.

    It seems it's a feature. . . .

    --
    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  47. The Problem is the Quality. NOT the Process by DERoss · · Score: 2

    I am still using Windows 7, not Windows 10. I log all the updates to Windows and associated Microsoft products. When I review my logs, I see a large number of updates replacing prior updates.

    Starting at the beginning of 2014 (when I had to have Windows 7 re-installed), 69 updates were replaced. Three of 69 replacement updates were subsequently also replaced. One of those re-replacements was even again replaced.

    At the moment, I am holding up the update for KB4338818, which causes unacceptably adverse “Known issues in this update”. Those issues are supposed to be fixed by an update for KB4338821, which has not yet been released.

    Having spent 30+ years as a software test engineer testing software used by the U.S. military to operate its space satellites, I can tell that Microsoft relies too much on its customers to be unpaid testers. This is why I have always disabled the Windows automatic update capability. It seems that Microsoft's record with Windows 10 updates is no better.

  48. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You're holding it wrong"

  49. My first big Windows 10 update destroyed my system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I got my first build-version-big update on Windows 10, it completely destroyed the system, made it unable to boot and none of the proposed fixed found online helped get it working again - and that was with it being set to the slowest update branch regular civilians can pick.

    So I lost a complete installation and had to start from scratch because Microsoft forced an update on me.

  50. Re:Windows Server 2016 need active hours full cont by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

    Why is even active hours a thing for a server version when that should be 24x7 by default? If I want to reboot my servers I will reboot them just fine when I feel like it. Thank $DEITY that we don't use Windows for anything where I work.

  51. Microsoft Repeatedly Gets It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Removing the Start Menu in Windows 8:

    Discussing application pinning in Windows 7, Microsoft's Chaitanya Sareen explains that the company has witnessed a "trend" towards using the new taskbar as a way to simply launch applications rather than navigating to links within the Start menu. Data gathered from the company's Customer Experience Improvement Program led Microsoft to conclude that Start menu usage was dropping. "We’re going to unlock a whole new set of scenarios," says Sareen, describing the new Metro Start Screen in Windows 8. from https://www.theverge.com/2012/6/28/3122873/windows-8-start-button-explanation-chaitanya-sareen Jun 28, 2012

    Does Microsoft EVER listen to its users?

  52. This Is What They Call Transparency. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and woe be onto you if you turn your computer off in the meantime. I don't even know what the hell it's doing.

    This is what Microsoft calls transparency.

    No. Really! Bugs are features. Opacity is transparency. Less is more. Broken is working as designed. Improving customer experience is dry reaming the suckers.

  53. forced to shift. by eionmac · · Score: 1

    For may years I dabbled in Linux distros as a hobby, using MS Windows for interaction with my paid work, as employer used exclusively MS systems and tools.
    Thus Windows 98 to windows 7 all went reasonably well, but update of Windows 7 to windows 10 caused major upsets to older software designed for Windows 7.
    I battled on but updates to 1703 took a long time and then ceased thereafter to update!
    Since version 1703 Windows 10 has never completed and update.
    As I was free of paid work, I used machine on a USB based Linux (I have used openSUSE 9 to LEAP 15 over the years) and for last two years this USB booting has worked well.
    So now I feel happy in Linux-land. I only reserve MS Windows for residual tax / accounts software records on old Windows system in case of tax enquiry.
    When this likelihood is gone, I will convert machine solely to Linux.

    --
    Regards Eion MacDonald
  54. Take our patches citizen while we spy on you, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry that we no longer tell you what is contained in the updates, you don't need to worry about that.

    All of that forced Telemetry? NAH! You don't need to worry about that either.

    Microsoft = Completely un-trustworhy plain and simple.

    Microsoft - Our business model benefits US. Screw humanity.

  55. Windows - Lets make a GUI that's horrible and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a store that users are almost forced to use. Oh, lets put an advertising ID in your O/S because you need to pay for something that benefits us not you.

  56. IT department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot think of a single problem caused by any of the frequent security updates other than being interrupted to reboot the system. The feature updates always break something though. Every single damn one breaks something and it seems to be something different every time. Most recently, 1803 caused the recovery partition on some (not all) of our Dell laptops to be assigned drive letters resulting in nagging messages from Windows 10 about a drive being near 100% capacity. The fix is simple (remove the drive letter in diskpart) but it's still a bug with the feature update. I can't imagine how home user's are putting up with this crap. GeekSquad must be busier than ever thanks to Windows 10.