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Moons Can Have Their Own Moons and They Could Be Called Moonmoons (atlasobscura.com)
Two astronomers have asked a question for the ages: Can moons have moons? The delightful, if theoretical, answer is: Yes -- yes, they can. Sarah Laskow, writing for Atlas Obscura: As Gizmodo reports, this particular scientific inquiry began with a question from Juna Kollmeier's son. Kollemeier, who works at the Observatories of the Carnegie Institution of Washington, recruited Sean Raymond, of the University of Bordeaux, to help her answer the question. In a paper posted on arXiv [PDF], they lay out their case that moons can have moons. The conditions have to be right -- the primary moon has to be big enough and far away enough from the planet it's orbiting for the smaller, secondary moon to survive. But, even given these caveats, they found that moons in our very own solar system could theoretically have their own smaller moons. Two of Saturn's moons and one of Jupiter's are candidates. So is our favorite moon -- the Earth's moon.
[...] One of the great challenges of talking about recursive places is deciding what call them. The prefix "sub-" can do a lot of work here: We can islands within islands "subislands," and in the arXiv paper, Kollmeier and Raymond call a moon's moon a "submoon." But there are other options. New Scientist notes that "moonmoon" has been put forth as a name for a moon's moon. For those of us who are less than fluent in meme culture: This is a reference to Moon Moon, sometimes described as the internet's derpiest wolf. Moon Moon was born in 2013, from a werewolf name generator, and soon started frolicking across Tumblr and all other places memes can be found.
[...] One of the great challenges of talking about recursive places is deciding what call them. The prefix "sub-" can do a lot of work here: We can islands within islands "subislands," and in the arXiv paper, Kollmeier and Raymond call a moon's moon a "submoon." But there are other options. New Scientist notes that "moonmoon" has been put forth as a name for a moon's moon. For those of us who are less than fluent in meme culture: This is a reference to Moon Moon, sometimes described as the internet's derpiest wolf. Moon Moon was born in 2013, from a werewolf name generator, and soon started frolicking across Tumblr and all other places memes can be found.
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Don't astronomers usually refer to them as satellites? I always though "moon" was the name of the Earth's satellite, specifically.
moomins?
Surely these should be meta moons?
There is only one Moon, the satellite circling around the planet Earth. All other astronomical object we refer to as moons are satellites. And no, the electronical satellites we bring into orbit are actually called 'artifical satellites'. So, moomoons makes no sense at all.
It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.
Babies can later have their own babies and they could be called BabyBabies.
They say "Pie Arrrrrr Squared!" whenever they see a moon moon, because that's the custom.
Orbit like a Pirate Day.
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It should be mormoons. They're the ones that have multiple satelwifes
So I looked it up, and I now know why I'd never heard of it.
It sucks, and isn't even funny.
Yo dawg! Moonmoonmoons
I swear one of my stoned physicist friends said something similar about a second order lunar body.
dammit
...because most of them don't know enough Latin.
Instead of Moonmoon, they could call them luna lunae, which means, "moon of moon."
This could give them endless opportunities for singing a rock classic.
Luna lunae
Whoa baby
Sayin, me gotta go
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....
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They a crazy type. A dozen wives? That's stupid. One wife (tops) and THEN a dozen concubines.
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The question itself reminds me of the first two lines of Augustus De Morgan's poem Siphonaptera:
Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so, ad infinitum.
And the great fleas, themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on;
While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.
(All four lines quoted here, because, of course they are ... )
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I propose we call moons subplanets or subdwarfplanets and submoons subsubplanets or subdwarfplanetsubplanet, subplanetsubplanet, or subdwarfplanetsubdrawfplanet. I further propose that if two planets orbit a central point the can be coplanets, codwarfplanets, etc.
A baby bassoon is called an oboe, so a baby moon is an omo.
That satellites orbiting satellites orbiting satellites be called "moonmoonmoons"?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Just like Bons can have their own Bons...
Bigger moons have little moons, that orbit just to spite 'em, and little moons have lesser moons, and so, ad infinitum.
We already have a generic name for a thing that orbits another thing and it's 'satellite'.
We've had the terms 'moon' and 'sun' and 'stars' and 'planets' long before we understood orbital mechanics, and it's useful to have distinct names for things we refer to often.
But would 'moonmoon' actually convey any useful information, would it make understanding what another person is saying clearer?
Sounds to me like an attempt to add unnecessary complexity that won't be useful for actual professional discussion and would be irrelevant for the lay person beyond serving as a piece of amusing trivia.
India already has Moonmoon Sen!
NASA has known for decades that lunar orbits are unstable due to the Earth's tidal influence and mascons making the Moon's gravitational field irregular.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
I guarantee Moony McMoonface will come up at some point. Probably already has.
In a world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king--and the two-eyed man is a heretic.
Obviously the official name should be "Death Stars" because when you look at a satellite in orbit around another satellite, you can clearly see "that's no moon."
Also, agreed, "moonmoon" is absurd.
I'm sorry, but your opinion seems to be wrong.
recursion level -1?
moon^n ...
The prefix "sub-" can do a lot of work here: We can islands within islands "subislands,"
We can? I'm glad.
Why do so many people have a blind spot when it comes to verbs? "I accidentally the whole planet".
"...and soon started frolicking across Tumblr..."
No wonder the social media world is so retarded.
Greetings, asshole! You have been found guilty of HYPOCRISY.
"Electronical" isn't a word and never has been. So instead of bitching about semantics, syntax, and how stinky this article is, shove your head directly up you own ass and take a monster whiff of the bullshit baby you're about to birth.
"I shall call him... Mini-moon!"
Moon Moons are huskies (the dogs). Not moons.
Bloomberg is reporting that Pluto is a planet made in China.
Next up, recursive Uranus jokes, with Beowulf clusters of turtles all the way down.
Table-ized A.I.
This was settled a long time ago. Everyone knows it's a Space Station.
...that's no moon?
Secession is the right of all sentient beings.
Yo dawg, I heard you liked moons, so I got you a moon for your moon so you can swoon over your moon's moon!
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
and they're called app apps!
Apps!
Moonmoon!
XKCD on how things should be named...
https://xkcd.com/2043/
if, as we have been told, the universe is infinite or, the number of universes is infinite, ANY combination of matter and energy is possible. how about a moon orbiting a planet orbiting a planet orbiting a star? orbiting a star? which is a trinary system? with a moon that has no relation to this conversation? what is a star? what is a planet? a uranus size moon orbits a jupiterX6 planet, lets see how long it is before we find out that that moon has moons, and those moons have moons, and those moons have moons, etc.? is pluto a dwarf? or a planet? somewhere in that juicy oort cloud, or the lightly baked kuyper belt,there may be objects we have yet to even consider, and on the other side of sag there are things that have been there all along, but for which we have no language for. i understand classification is useful, but it's still being applied like assembly lines from wwii being used for beef production. give it up and open your fscking mind.
Hello, Carl, I am Ignignokt and this is Err. We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
So as a verb, if one moonmoons, is that a double eclipse of the fart?
I can't be the only person to consider prime notation like in calculus for derivatives, eg moon, moon', moon'', etc.
You missed such a perfect chance to type 'moronmoron'.
At least the appers and luddites and even APK refer to the topic of a given article. You're not good at this trolling thing.
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What about a moonmoon's moon?
...when he created the character of Major Major Major Major
Two people mooning at the same time?
"Moon Moon" was a space colony in a Gundam animated series. It was no moon, but a space station that didn't even look like one. It was also a very silly place, and many fans fondly remember it as the lowest point the series has ever been.
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Gravitational anomalies slightly distorting the orbits of some Lunar Orbiters led to the discovery of mass concentrations (dubbed mascons) beneath the lunar surface caused by large impacting bodies at some remote time in the past. These anomalies are significant enough to cause a lunar orbit to change significantly over the course of several days.
...should be called 'yo mumma'. Moonmoons is daft.
that's a moonmoon
Let us call it a "snark". After all, scientists tend to come up with whimsical names when they run out of rational alternatives. For example: after coining "proton", "neutron" and "electron", physicists moved on to "quark" as an obscure reference to a James Joyce novel, followed by the "up", "down", "strange", "charm", "bottom" and "top" monikers, which are even more nonsense.
"Snark" has a similar whimsical literary pedigree. It was the titular character in a Lewis Carroll poem - a creature that was hunted, but was itself indescribable. "Snark" was also the name of a character in a sci-fi novel: an extra-terrestrial intelligence, like the Clarke's Monolith, watching for developing intelligence in our solar system. More to the point, the snark in that novel spent some time orbiting our own Moon
For example instead of grandmother or grandfather we say (directly translated) fathermother and mothermother for the mothers parents and vice versa for the parents of the father.
With a nod to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Island_Earth
Really does make my day richer, knowing that I can run around the city yelling "I have moonmoons!" and have it actually mean something.
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Can now have hemorrhoids?
"That's no moonmoon..."
Sam Rockwell starts in MoonMoon, the lowlow budget sequel to Moon.
Moonmoonstruck. Coming soon to a theater near you!
Pygmy Women on the Moonmoon.
Man on the Moonmoon - A movie about the average life of a small-time, inoffensive comic.
That's actually one of several types:
1. If it comes up to you and grabs you by the genitals, it's a trumptrump.
2. If it gets you too drunk or high to understand what's going on, it's a brettbrett.
3. If it involuntarily drugs you and then rapes you, it's a billbill.
Each predator has a particular pattern of hunting and attacking that has been selected over time for success in its environment. These details are crucial to understanding the variety of degenerate filth in the world today.
God damn it Moon moon!
As in "the cow jumped over the moon"
A man spends the first half of his life accumulating stuff, the second trying to get rid of it all.