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How I Got Locked Out of the Chip Implanted In My Hand (vice.com)
Motherboard staff writer Daniel Oberhaus writes:
If I had a single piece of advice for anyone thinking about getting an NFC chip implant it would be to do it sober.... [A]t the urging of everyone at the implant station, the first thing I did with my implant was secure it with a four-digit pin. I hadn't decided what sort of data I wanted to put on the chip, but I sure as hell didn't want someone else to write to my chip first and potentially lock me out. I chose the same pin that I used for my phone so I wouldn't forget it in the morning -- or at least, I thought I did.... I spent most of my first day as a cyborg desperately cycling through the various pin possibilities that made it impossible for me to unlock the NFC chip in my hand and add data to it.
He remained locked out of his own implanted microchip for over a year. But even when he regained access, "a part of me wants to leave it blank. After a year of living with a totally useless NFC implant, I kind of started to like it.
"That small, almost imperceptible little bump on my left hand was a constant reminder that even the most sophisticated and fool-proof technologies are no match for human incompetence."
He remained locked out of his own implanted microchip for over a year. But even when he regained access, "a part of me wants to leave it blank. After a year of living with a totally useless NFC implant, I kind of started to like it.
"That small, almost imperceptible little bump on my left hand was a constant reminder that even the most sophisticated and fool-proof technologies are no match for human incompetence."
And the chicks would love it. :)
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So the new hip cool thing is to get drunk (glad to see that hasn't changed) and go down to the local "implant station" and have an "NFC chip" (whatever that is) injected into your body?
Kids nowadays are nuts.
Without a limit on the number of unlock attempts, someone else can still eventually access the chip (and lock you out until you've managed to break in again). With a limit on the number of unlock attempts however, there is an obvious denial of service attack opportunity. Either way you can be locked out of your own RFID chip. Stupid.
So this guy got a chip implanted in his hand -before- having any idea what he would do with it... I like how he talks about human incompetence, though plain old stupidity seems more at play here.
Hey man, having read the Discworld novels that is obviously DEATH talking there, you might not want to throw so much shade.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
How is it legal for a company to compel employees to modify their bodies?
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
We should cut this guy a little slack. Yes, it was a dumb thing to do in the first place - but he did own up to it, which may deter someone else from doing the same stupid thing. I expect a lot of people who found themselves in this situation would just clam up and hope no one found out.
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Please don't give companies ideas.
It's Near Field Communication, not "coupling".
And its name is a misnomer, since anything that works over RF can be accessed at an arbitrary distance, given a large enough antenna and the proper electronics.
NFC was cracked by Christopher Siobhan, with equipment that could read NFC information at a distance from cards equipped with the technology, with $200 worth of hardware.
BEFORE it was ever widely adopted or included in smartphones. Only 1 or maybe 2 phone models advertised it as a feature at the time. And it wasn't yet a common feature of debit or credit cards.
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I'm just gonna call it what it is, implanting under the influence (IUI).
There're people who end up drinking, driving, killing people, and say "wow, i didn't know that could happen", can that be a legitimate excuse? Cut him some slack? No. He posted his experience, he's going to get flack, and that's the end of it. Come Monday morning, nobody is going to remember anyway, so roast him while you can.
I see a bigger problem, after a few years of Companies, "chipping" employees, the goverment will come in and have a "free" safety program, where kids and newborns will be chipped,in case of being lost or needing to be id. currently thereare stories being tested .where you just walk in and walk out and NO cashiers.
take it one step farther tracking at all stores. right now our smart phones know where we are at all times and some places use that info
even stupid white people understand grammar better than you.
I am all for doing anything to your body. You just have to be not drunk. This is coming from someone who, with a couple of friends, confinced a mate to get a tattoo a 05:00 during a night of heavy drinking. This was at a time when almost nobody had visible tattoos.
The only thing that saved him was that the parlor was closing, not that the artist was refusing it.
I am glad it did not work out and upset it was because of the wrong reason. I am sure there are enough who would refuse it, but apparently not enough.
Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
If I had a single piece of advice for anyone thinking about getting an NFC chip implant it would be...don't. Just don't. Especially if it's for work.
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Tattoo the pin code on his foot or ankle or the palm of his hand its the equivalent of the body mod sticky note.
Pets, livestock, and yes, slaves are marked or branded by their owners/masters.
Resent being a "wage slave"? Then why take the leap to being an actual slave or cattle?
I'm astonished that any human being with a shred of self-worth would ever allow themselves to be branded/tattood/chipped/etc. Might as well be castrated and have a big ring installed in your nose....oh, wait, I think there are people in San Francisco doing that to themselves already. Never mind. [sigh]
...to check 10.000 possibiities.
Use a card or some other token with NFC in it. If you move jobs or if technology advances you'll feel a lot less stupid than you will a useless chip permanently implanted in your skin.
You thought that this new, cutting-edge technology would be "fool-proof"?
You thought that any technology, *anywhere*, was "fool-proof"?
Idiot.
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And its name is a misnomer, since anything that works over RF can be accessed at an arbitrary distance, given a large enough antenna and the proper electronics.
Not necessarily. You also need:
- An adequate signal to noise ratio.
- A propagating wave.
An evanescent wave - one that decays exponentially rather than propagating - doesn't launch energy on a non-return path and is drastically weak after a quarter wavelength or so. Examples include the field just above the surface of a material containing a beam that's totally-internally-reflecting from it. The idea of near field communication was to use that so devices could communicate if within a few inches and couldn't be tapped, even with fancy equipment, beyond a few feet.
Even antennas that DO launch a propagating electromagnetic wave have an additional non-propagating near field that typically is comparable in energy density once you're within a quarter wavelength or so of the structure.
Unfortunately, the implementation of NFC didn't use an evanescent-wave antenna. It used a magnetic coil - just as much a dipole wave-launcher as a similarly-scaled electrical dipole. The near field from that falls off inverse cube and it DOES launch a propagating wave that falls off inverse square. The coil is much smaller than a half-wavelength so the propagating wave is weak compared to the nearfield. Nevertheless: Oops!
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