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How Hard is it To Have a Conversation on Twitter? So Hard Even the CEO Can't Do It. (recode.net)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Twitter wants to be the place for the most important public conversations online. It still has some serious work to do. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Recode co-founder Kara Swisher agreed to conduct an interview Tuesday on Twitter, and it had all the makings of a great read: The CEO of one of the most influential and controversial tech platforms in the world taking questions from one of the industry's most ferocious reporters. The only problem? No one could follow along.

Despite the public interview, and a dedicated hashtag (#karajack) for the event, it didn't take long before the dozens of tweets between the two started to get confusing. They were listed out of order, other users started chiming in, and there was no way to properly follow the conversation thread. Swisher's questions about Twitter's complex abuse policies, and Dorsey's subsequent responses, were floating around my timeline along with the regular tech news and opinions I always look at. If you wanted to find a permanent thread of the chat, you had to visit one of either Kara or Jack's pages and continually refresh. It made for a difficult and confusing experience.

Dorsey even admitted so himself. "I am going to start a NEW thread to make it easy for people to follow (@waltmossberg just texted me that it is a "chaotic hellpit")," Swisher tweeted, referencing Recode's other co-founder, the now-retired Walt Mossberg. "Ok. Definitely not easy to follow the conversation," Dorsey replied. "Exactly why we are doing this. Fixing stuff like this will help I believe."

140 comments

  1. Big Whoop by cheesybagel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Twatter has always been like that. The loudest chirps to the top and nothing else.
    It is a squawk box not a discussion site.

    1. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is merely for very high level easy to grasp ideas. I tweet that I bought a good lunch at a fast food place. The fast food place might retweet but they will never tweet the ingredients.

    2. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone use twitter for anything important? I mean beside I love you or will you marry me? Get any more complicated and you would just make a horrible mess of tweets and retweets

    3. Re:Big Whoop by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only "news" here is that the CEO of Twitter had never previously used Twitter.

    4. Re:Big Whoop by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Or never used twitter for a conversation. I use twitter, but only to follow a couple of topics/people I'm interested in, and occasionally add a short comment. It's a good medium for that kind of stuff.

    5. Re: Big Whoop by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Why would you waste your time with that? You think people care?

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    6. Re: Big Whoop by Red_Forman · · Score: 1

      If he's a celebrity, a few thousand dumbasses will care.
      Otherwise, no. Nobody cares.

    7. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just fun sharing details of your life with your friends. Try it sometime.

    8. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is that "fun"?

    9. Re:Big Whoop by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought twitter was for just farting your thoughts into the wind, not actual discourse.

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    10. Re:Big Whoop by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The only "news" here is that the CEO of Twitter had never previously used Twitter.

      He's busy tooting on Mastodon ... :-)

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    11. Re: Big Whoop by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      Isn't that just called talking? What you do when you hang out with your friends. Or by friends do you mean people you've never met and are happy with 240 characters of detail?

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    12. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friends you happen to be too far away from to talk to, like if you live in different cities or have incompatible work schedules. I like seeing what my buds are doing on a regular basis even if its just silly stuff like eating popcorn or posing in front a cardboard cutout or anything at all.

    13. Re:Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twatter has always been like that. The loudest chirps to the top and nothing else.
      It is a squawk box not a discussion site.

      Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey had a platform
      E-I-E-I-O
      And on his platform he had some herpa-derps
      E-I-E-I-O
      With a tweet tweet here
      And a tweet tweet there
      Here a tweet, there a tweet
      Everywhere a tweet tweet
      Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey had a platform
      E-I-E-I-O

    14. Re:Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has spent more than 5 seconds on Twitter knows that it is impossible to carry on any sort of actual conversation. The fact that neither the CEO of Twitter nor some alleged big important journalist knows this, is very telling.

    15. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great use of iambic pentameter

    16. Re:Big Whoop by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Also, "CEO" != "competent to use his own product".

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    17. Re:Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call the service 'Bitcher' instead of Twitter, because most everyone that uses that site tries to see if they can get their 5 minutes of fame bitching about something that don't mean a damn to anyone else. However, I get plenty of LOLs reading the Orange Man's tweets each day and the subsequent barbecuing he receives in the replies.

    18. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes sense.

      Now why the fuck would you want it to be public?

    19. Re:Big Whoop by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Twitter and facebook are tarbabies. Designed to entangle the 'look at me, look at me' crowd.

      They do it well. Thank dog for them. Can you imagine how bad the S/N ratio would be on the wider net without them?

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    20. Re:Big Whoop by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine how bad the S/N ratio would be on the wider net without them?

      Good point. Similar to fortnite i guess, while its a shit game it keeps all the kids busy so the rest of the games are better for the rest of us lol.

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    21. Re:Big Whoop by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Tweets are for twits. It's always been a useless platform.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    22. Re:Big Whoop by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with all the more advanced and functional web2.0 stuff out there?

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    23. Re:Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many years ago I got strange looks when I said twitter was for twits to tweet. Still applies, and even their chief twit has found out.

    24. Re: Big Whoop by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      However most of Twitter is sharing the details of someone else's live with complete strangers.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    25. Re:Big Whoop by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      You were really intent on getting that Mindcraft server to yourself wern't you?

      They have been games popular with kids before, and they will be them after Fortnite, becomes the game for old people.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    26. Re:Big Whoop by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Old people' are as bored with 3d shooters/sneakers as we were with sprite games in the C-64 era.

      We were bored with Fortnite when it was Team Fortress free for all. It's all been done, decades ago. It's just sort of new to kids.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    27. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Amazed a ceo would demo a product he wouldn't know how it worked before hand.

    28. Re: Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey had a platform
      E-I-E-I-O
      And on his platform he had some herpa-derps
      E-I-E-I-O
      With a tweet tweet here
      And a tweet tweet there
      Here a tweet, there a tweet
      Everywhere a tweet tweet
      Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey had a platform
      E-I-E-I-O

  2. Twitter in 2019???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wut. Twitter is in a death spiral. They've eliminated themselves from ever being a public square because of their ideology based tyrannical grip and Orwellian banning practices.

    Whoever learns from Twitter mistakes could possibly be something like a public forum though.

    1. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by RedK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whoever learns from Twitter mistakes could possibly be something like a public forum though.

      Except whenever someone tries, and aren't somewhat left of Mao and Marx, they are promptly reported to their hosting provider and payment processor and ultimately, to the domain registrar so they can get scrubbed from the Internet.

      Ask SubscribeStar and Gab.ai how well trying to NOT inject politics worked out for them.

      --
      "Not to mention all the idiots who use words like boxen."
      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    2. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wut. Twitter is in a death spiral. .

      God I hope so. That site can't die fast enough for me.

    3. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You want the (twits/twats/twitter users) infesting your favorite site?

      It serves a purpose, just like AOL of old did. It's just too bad twats don't use @twitter emails. So they could be automatically filtered, like AOLers were.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orwellian, excuse you, Twitter is not owned by the government.

      Free Speech is a concept that only allows the government to not stifle you. You aren't free to be a shitheel on private property which is what every website not ending in .gov effectively is.

      These sites start clamping down on the worst parts of their users, those users go elsewhere. That's what happened with Deviant Art, that's what happened with Livejournal, That's what happens with every porn and pirate site.

      The current popular method of being a shitty person is to raise an army of them through Discord or Slack.

    5. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Oh quit your hyperbole.

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      Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
    6. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than you think. Twitter doesn't just ban conservatives. They're banning liberals too who don't agree with their niche far left wing progressive ideology.

      They're being sued by a feminist that they banned. A liberal feminist.

      It's not about being conservative or liberal. It's about banning anyone who doesn't agree with their fringe loony toons far progressive identarian politics.

    7. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      You need to rethink that. Courts have required malls, which are privately owned, but which behave as if they were public squares to allow pamphlets to be distributed, as if they were the public squares they pretend to be.

      Trump was forced to unblock followers because the courts found that his tweets were official government correspondence. Official correspondence on the network of a private company that citizens were using to correspond with a government official. Correspondence that Twitter was facilitating.

      Twitter says it wants to be the new public square. It acts as if it is. Then it bans people while saying it believes that people have a right to be on social media. Those were Jack Dorsey's words on the Joe Rogan podcast. "People have a right to be on social media." Twitter might just find that the courts agree with them that being on social media is a right.

      Since a banned feminist is suing them over being banned we might just find out.

    8. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about banning anyone who doesn't agree with their fringe loony toons far progressive identarian politics or make them a big pile of cash.

      FTFY.

    9. Re:Twitter in 2019???? by JoeDuncan · · Score: 1

      Ask SubscribeStar and Gab.ai how well trying to NOT inject politics worked out for them.

      LOL What?!?

      Gab was *specifically* created to cater to far-right politics; like that was the ENTIRE POINT of the site!

  3. Dorsey Dodges Questions by Kunedog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dorsey's had a disastrous week of interviews where he dodged the issue of biased enforcement of rules on Twitter, including one on Joe Rogan which prompted Joe to respond to the backlash (and try a do-over). In a great move by Joe, he had Tim Pool on, who gave much more honest and accurate assessment of the situation:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    1. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ask Maduro if he is still President of Venezuela.

    2. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up jackoff

    3. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by avandesande · · Score: 1
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      love is just extroverted narcissism
    4. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone explain something to me?

      Right now when I clicked that YT link, I get the JRE clip, the video comes up...but no comments load.

      I go to the full Tim Pool interview...same problem.

      Other videos (in new tabs) load their comments, no problem.

      This comes across as censorship to me.

      Amiright?

    5. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Websites like Twitter and YouTube aren't really banning conservatives. People like Alex Jones are just paid crisis actors.

    6. Re: Dorsey Dodges Questions by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You know you're a fanatic when a libertarian leaning site consisting mostly of articles written by left-leaning academics looks "far right" to you.

    7. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Right now when I clicked that YT link, I get the JRE clip, the video comes up...but no comments load.

      Either it's just you or they changed it, because it comes up with over 2,000 comments for me.

    8. Re: Dorsey Dodges Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this one of those "I totally used to be a lefty but that pesky advocacy for women and minorities is just too much" kind of lolbertarian site?

      Because yeah, sneaky nazi pissboys aren't really any better than your average magapede. Sowwwy if I hurt your "lolbertarian" (read: KKK) fee fees though.

    9. Re: Dorsey Dodges Questions by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      QED

    10. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      Youtube sometimes doesn't load a video's comments, usually noticed it in Firefox but it happens in all browsers. The spot where it would say "comments are disabled" or where the comments should be is just blank.

    11. Re:Dorsey Dodges Questions by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      You think Tim Pool is right wing?

      He was a Bernie Sanders supporter. I guess you think Jim Himes and Kathleen Sebelius are right wing too?

    12. Re: Dorsey Dodges Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is called moving the goal posts. If the article had been some Marxist clown at msnbccnnwaponyt you would just snivel and whine that they are all right wing nazis because they are corporations.

      It is hard to tell these days if people like you are trolling or really are that stupid because there really are that many stupid people on the net now especially with socialism becoming flavor of the week cool with a certain set of virtue signaling know nothings.

  4. Wrong tool for the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How hard is it to drive a nail with a rope? So hard even the CEO of We Make Ropes, Inc can't do it.

    1. Re:Wrong tool for the job by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      How hard is it to drive a nail with a rope?

      Hold my beer / challenge accepted.

      That's the kind of stuff a mythbuster-style show could do.

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      #DeleteFacebook
    2. Re:Wrong tool for the job by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      How hard is it to drive a nail with a rope? So hard even the CEO of We Make Ropes, Inc can't do it.

      Very true. The point is that somehow the CEO of We Make Ropes, Inc. didn't realize that until he actually tried to do it.

  5. Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in usenet days, the reader could decide on which client they wanted to use, to get the features they wanted. Some supported threaded conversations, various killfile features, etc. You could pick.

    Now, with these massively centralized services like Twitter, you get what is shoveled onto you and you will fucking like it.

    We need to bring back DEcentralization and returning control over the presentation, features, and view to the user of the computer, not having Jack Dorsey deciding everyone's experience from on high. And it's not just twitter, it's all these web forums, inc slashdot, which dictate presentation and features to you. Shit, we had a better architecture for this on the internet in the goddamn 1980's!

    What the hell happened to the internet that we gave up on the very concept of user control?

    1. Re: Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Even more ironic is all the morons embracing current Internet call old AOL users idiots. Even though it's the same shit.

      History repeats.

    2. Re: Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the sheeple traded it for "free stuff", like twooter/fecesbook/instacrack/etc. once again proving the mass of humanity is stupid, and has once again ruined something for the rest of us.

    3. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What the hell happened to the internet that we gave up on the very concept of user control?

      Normies happened.

      The Internet used to be used by people who knew what the hell they were doing. Those who used it were called nerds and were outcasts to the society around them.

      Then Steve Jobs gave every moron on the planet an Internet connection more neutered than AOL that they can carry around in their pocket. All of a sudden, EVERYONE is an "Internet user" and it became a race to the bottom to see how many newbies, idiots, luddites and imbeciles we can get using our platforms and viewing our ads. Features that make sense on a technological level are like fucking kryptonite to these users. Add one more button to their UI and watch them freak the fuck out like an autistic kid being asked to sit at a different desk.

      Now the social outcasts are people like us who avoid all these "new, high tech" services because we actually want user control, privacy and features that make sense. Playing video games on your Windows machine and using the Internet to talk to your friends used to make you a nerd that nobody wants to talk to. Now that makes you a normal, maybe even popular person. If you want to be a social outcast that the normies make fun of today, you need to run Linux and ask your friends to communicate with you via email instead of Facebook.

    4. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big business took over the internet and ruined it,

    5. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spam happened.

      Client-side filtering sucked in 1995 (and it's not much better now). USENET became an exercise in shouting at each other across a vast swamp of scams and penis pill ads, and everyone moved on to web forums where there was an admin with the power to ban spammers.

      Libertarian utopias are all ultimately doomed by the real world being full of assholes.

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    6. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      What the hell happened to the internet that we gave up on the very concept of user control?

      We found out that the users were too luserish to be trusted with control.

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      That is all.
    7. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by thereddaikon · · Score: 1

      Every time I criticize the shit situation with modern web technology, some AC tough guy has to chime in and remind me that the world is run by users and stop bitching and deal with shit technology. Seems you can't have a conversation here either.

    8. Re: Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They were generally idiots, like twats (twitter users) today.

      Keeping the idiots segregated is the best thing about AOL/twitter/facebook.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    9. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      The Internet used to be used by people who knew what the hell they were doing

      Are you drunk, Anonymous Coward? I first got on usenet around 1992 / 1993. Even back then the "internet" was a cesspool of rude neckbearded know-it-all "comic book guys," with SPAM starting to run rampant.

      Or are you talking about ARPANET - Back when there was a good four to five-dozen people online?

    10. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone recall if Dejanews filtered spam or not?

    11. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money.

    12. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to be a social outcast that the normies make fun of today, you need to run Linux and ask your friends to communicate with you via email instead of Facebook.

      Yep.

      I communicate only via text and email.
      No snapchat, instragram, FB, twitter, etc

    13. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Newbe.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    14. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. There is nothing about the separation of content and reading software, nor leaving the choice of reader up to the person, that precludes sharing spam filters.

      Try again.

    15. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1993 was the eternal september. Think earlier than that. The average level of technical literacy for people on the internet in the 80's was vastly higher, and correspondingly, the internet was far less of a dumpster fire.

      The early 90's were when it really started to go noticeably downhill.

    16. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Stop using proprietary software (W10 and OSX goes without saying, but Stallman is correct in his assessment of how modern Javascript is used in the browser)
      2. Stop supporting companies that abuse you by refraining from using their products and platforms (i.e. Facebook, Twitter, etc.). In the case of modern internet companies simply using their software is the same as supporting them and giving them money because their business model doesn't require you to actually open your wallet in order for them to profit from you.
      3. Switch to an open operating system. You are digitally free to the extent that you use software which respects your freedom (i.e. FOSS).
      4. When you go to work strive to make FOSS software a central part of your company. If/when you become a manager support FOSS software; not only for your company but also for your users. (the "free" in FOSS means freedom not free-as-in-beer)

    17. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      What the hell happened to the internet that we gave up on the very concept of user control?

      1. Most people find user control too hard.
      2. Service providers discovered there was money to be had in taking the control the users didn't want.

    18. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "There is nothing about the separation of content and reading software, nor leaving the choice of reader up to the person, that precludes sharing spam filters."

      And yet, sharing killfiles was never popular until it was implemented for browser ad blockers.

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    19. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I don't.
      2. I don't.
      3. I did.
      4. I do.

      but:

      5. Not enough of us do 1-4 to make any bloody difference.

    20. Re:Put the CLIENT in the hands of the user! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      And yet, sharing killfiles was never popular until it was implemented for browser ad blockers.

      Other than when people said *plonk* to loudly announce to the world that they'd just killfiled someone.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
  6. Socialist Media by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    The only winning move is not to play.

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  7. No kidding. YouTube too. by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    I never figured out why these tech companies haven't figured out threading conversations yet. Everything is flat, or one level deep and they rely on @ to tell you who the reply was to. The problem is that the reply is to a particular post, not a person in general and the post order is based on some criteria I can never figure out. It is almost as if it was constructed so it is easier to mine the data, and ignore everyone with narcissistic posts, rather than encourage conversations.

    1. Re:No kidding. YouTube too. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      YouTube order is like Google order, in that it is weighted by what they think you want to see through a combination of age and apparent relevance, and of course ad placement.

      What's super duper sad about Twitter is that they can't manage chronological order even when they're trying. Google actually can, they just generally don't want to. Posts on G+ would appear chronologically, for example. Maybe that's the real reason plus is going away, users expect posts to appear in chronological order, and that's not what Google wants.

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    2. Re:No kidding. YouTube too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's super duper sad about Twitter is that they can't manage chronological order even when they're trying.

      This is what happens when your hiring philosophy is focused on vaginas and brown skin instead of competence, or even having a working product. Of course, it doesn't matter that the company never made a profit in 12 years until Q4 2018, and only then by deep cuts to employee compensation, R&D, and even marketing: The actual purpose of twitter and these other Silicon Valley tech outfits is not to produce anything of value, it is to get money from public and private investors. Twitter and the like essentially serve as shell companies to SV's incestuous cash-recycling scheme. You should look into it if you enjoy being disgusted (the fact that you're on /. tells me you might).
       
      P.S. No, I'm not a troll, but I'm sure snowflakes will be triggered just the same.

  8. Surprise, surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who's used Twitter more than casually could have predicted this. There are several high-level functions it desperately needs built on top of the assembly-language-like platform it is today, most notably:

    1. Real conversation threading.

    2. Segmentation of your follows, basically "lists" taken a step further so that you can tweet something and make it visible only to the people in your "politics" group and not your "cooking" or "sports" groups.

    1. Re:Surprise, surprise! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the reply is to a particular post, not a person in general and the post order is based on some criteria I can never figure out.

      Thankfully, Slashdot does not have this problem.

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  9. Mostly Useless by quanminoan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Twitter is mostly a platform for recreational outrage, hardly any threads there are positive contributions. Even a few I follow (for example Musk) don't say anything of any importance, just meme dumps and inane comments. Only thing I find useful are people I respect posting links to content outside twitter.

    1. Re:Mostly Useless by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      On the contrary: sometimes Musk points out the sexual preferences of people he doesn't like.

  10. cloud of birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    it's called twitter after the sounds birds make, who would want to try and have a conversation there?

  11. Use Cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Twitter is not for talking with people.

    It's for talking @people.

    1. Re:Use Cases by PPH · · Score: 1

      talking @people

      #people

      Read that as 'pound'.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:Use Cases by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone might want to tell the #meToo people if we're moving away from "hashtag" and back to "pound". I think it kind of changes their message.

    3. Re:Use Cases by NaiveBayes · · Score: 1

      I'll admit; that was pretty clever. True too.

  12. Twitter is a dumpster fire by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    Its literally garbage. It survives because it was the first quick messaging platform and its difficult to for anyone to move on because a handful of important people like POTUS use it. Since you have to follow twitter anyway if your interesting in seeing what those handful of folks post it make using anything else a tough sell.

    I really wish Donald would just pick ANY other platform. All the press would then be forced to watch that platform. Which would make them use it too. A lot of other world leaders would likely be forced to follow as well; leading to a twitter destroying snow ball.

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    1. Re:Twitter is a dumpster fire by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really wish world leaders (and leaders in general) wouldn't use "quick messaging platforms" at all. They are supposed to communicate thoughtfully, not "quickly".

    2. Re:Twitter is a dumpster fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      once the species has spread to the stars
      the lag times will make twitter obsolete
      until we programmers find faster than light signalling

    3. Re:Twitter is a dumpster fire by apoc.famine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since you have to follow twitter anyway if your interesting in seeing what those handful of folks post it make using anything else a tough sell.

      That's really not true. I haven't been on twitter more than a few times in my life, but I stay pretty well informed about what the important people tweet about. Our Newstainment industry has monetized scraping tweets off twitter and plastering them in their broadcasts and sprinkling them throughout their articles, often helpfully putting a clear screenshot of the tweet in larger font than the article, then typing the tweet out anyway just for fun so you get to read it twice.

      Even formally serious journalists and publications have fallen into this trap. If they just fucking ignored the dumpsterfire that is twitter, nobody would know and nobody would care. Let the tweeters cannibalize themselves. But no, we need to pretend that twitter is important, and broadcast tweets through all mediums.

      You don't need to follow twitter. It's nearly inescapable if you follow any sort of media at all. Here I am on /., and we're having a fucking discussion about the CEO of Twitter realizing that Twitter is a shitty way to communicate due to him tweeting a bunch of shit in an attempted interview. It's fucking inescapable. I did not need to go on Twitter to hear this story.

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    4. Re:Twitter is a dumpster fire by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Our President has proven that our race toward a leader like Zaphod Beeblebrox was inevitable.

    5. Re:Twitter is a dumpster fire by thereddaikon · · Score: 2

      The irony being that before Twitter and Trump people waxed about how great it would be if we had leaders who bypassed all the media talking point BS and just told us what they really thought. Now they want a return to talking heads. I for one am loving it. I think its incredibly refreshing and everyone else can't seem to get a handle on what Trump is doing. Trust in the media has predictably tanked ever since. But the same celebrities who before made jokes about talking heads and teleprompters hate that one guy who isn't any of that.

    6. Re:Twitter is a dumpster fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the idiot who apparently thinks programmers do physics breakthroughs in their spare time.

  13. How have they not noticed this before? by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've tried to like Twitter (or, for that matter, Twitter clones like Gab) a few times. The attempt never lasts more than a couple of days, because it's just chaos. Like trying to listen to a conversation or a single person all the way across a crowded bar. There's just no coherency - the signal is totally drowned out by the noise.

    How have they not noticed this before? Actually, how does Twitter still exist?

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    1. Re:How have they not noticed this before? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Twitter users are all mental middle schoolers. They are creatures of the noise. They like it.

      If they weren't, they would have left, like you did.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:How have they not noticed this before? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      The half joking theory I have is high frequency trading algorithms are all hooked into Twitter and it has been beneficial to to the HFT firms so they keep investing in twitter just to keep at alive. The insanity of the stock market for the last year is just a reflection on HFT thinking twitter is a reality and acting accordingly while everyone else disagreeing with that assessment and making moves in the other direction.
      A little bit of evidence of that is Apple stock crashing on the news Jobs died and Nintendo's stock jumping a huge amount when PokemonGo was released (Nintendo gets a cut but it isn't actually a Nintendo game).

    3. Re:How have they not noticed this before? by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      Twitter still exists because Trump posts on it. If he didn't it would have disappeared in 2017.

      It's actually hilarious most of the time. Some idiot "journalist" posts Martians have landed in Boise and before you know it every news site on the planet is carrying the story, without any of them actually checking for sources or corroboration.

      Then it comes out it was a hoax or that it was actually a movie was being filmed there and all of the news site pretend like it never happened. And then they wonder why only members of congress are held in lower esteem than the media.

      But then someone doxes high schoolers or a bunch of people are injured in some third world pesthole because someone tweeted the wrong thing and you realize these people are a danger to themselves and others.

  14. Twitter sucks, nothing but negativity. by ruddk · · Score: 1

    Twitter sucks, nothing but negativity, I found no joy in using it. It was worse than Facebook. :D

  15. A rant site, nothing else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never understood Twitter from the start. If you can compile your rant into a few lines I guess it works. I don't see any other use for it.

    1. Re:A rant site, nothing else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any other use for it.

      MAGA

  16. Just walk away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 Corinthians 6:17, Revelation 18:4

  17. I like Twitter by jetkust · · Score: 1

    But yes this is pretty obvious. It's very common to get tweets and rebuttals with no context, proclamations of people you've never heard of getting blocked without knowing why.. But I just slide down to something that makes sense. It's not a problem for me. It's really only a problem for people trying to hold conversations on twitter, which is never what it was designed for.

  18. It's not a bug, it's a feature by cordovaCon83 · · Score: 1

    The main purpose of any social media site should be to drive traffic to another site or service from a commercial perspective. The media itself should be limited, anything not quickly consumed is too engaging to the user and keeps from, again, driving traffic. It's the same with conversations. If you want to have an in-depth conversation then pick a different medium. If you want to tell a quick joke or express an opinion then social media is for you.

  19. Are you retarded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody uses Twitter for conversations! It's 150 chars for christs sake. It literally stemmed from SMS, the medium that always made you call the other person anyways. I use Twitter to insult filthy D-List E-Celebs like Lele Pons. Thats what it's for! To make fun of vapid has beens who think they move something in the world by advertising shit for minimum income.

  20. No kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I think Slashdot needs a "No Shiat Sherlock" tag/icon. Amazing nobody can post meaningful content with a 200 character limit or whatever it is. I do not have a Twitter account (or any other social media account). To me, Twitter always seemed to be for people with 10 second attention spans.

  21. Re:Mostly Useless; amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like anybody in his right mind would take
    this 'platform' in a serious way....
    All garbage all the time. A wannabe
    clone / echo of facebook. (yes, I know
    the 'difference'....)
    All noise all the time.

  22. A couple things to remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Twitter is a huge time-waster with no redeeming factors.
    2. People that waste their time on Twitter obviously don't have enough to DO.
    3. Interviewing about time-wasters are time-wasters themselves.
    4. "ferocious" is an odd way to be thought of....how about contributor to wasting time?

  23. Test before doing in public? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow-my opinion of Twitter just dropped lower (if that is even possible)!
    How in the world did they not THINK or TEST this before doing it in public? Of course it doesn't work...oh wait, they didn't really care if it worked, it was all about the publicity to try to get newbies or suckers to join/follow/continue using Twatter.

  24. 2 questions on this by pgmrdlm · · Score: 2

    1). Who the hell use's Twitter anymore anyway? Que the AC bigots.

    2). Who the hell would want to have a conversation on twitter?

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    1. Re:2 questions on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's a question
      what does que mean
      i think you meant cue

    2. Re:2 questions on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's a question
      what does que mean
      i think you meant cue

      is that a high que?

    3. Re:2 questions on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like the pgmrdlm bigot showed up first. I also don't use twitter, but I'm not biggoted enough to poopoo anyone who does just because they do.

  25. Get rid of anonymity to solve by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    There is a place and time for anonymity. Having discussion like the above is not it. When anonymity is lost, ppl act nicer towards each other. Likewise, the lying and belligerent attitudes stop. Basically, when somebody values their ID, then and only then, do we see civility. There are plenty of conversations where anonymity is needed. In fact, that tweet thread should have ppl requiring vetted certificate OR an upgraded by a number of vetted certificates of an anonymous posting. Finally, the vetting of ppl today is a joke. It really needs to be done in person, such as at the USPO, similar to obtaining a passport.

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    1. Re:Get rid of anonymity to solve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people valued their ID, then why do people like you post so many lies all the time? Clearly it hasn't devalued your ID, so why the claims?

  26. Whaddya mean? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It "worked" for the Orange CEO.

    1. Re:Whaddya mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to have to rethink table-based programming.

  27. So Hard Even the CEO Can't Do It. by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    So Hard Even the CEO Can't Do It.

    When did CEOs become so much smarter than the rest of us? In my experience the vast majority of CEOs is simply more greedy and sociopathic than the rest of us, intelligence is not a variable in that equation nor is competence. A whole legion of these people managed to backstab their way to the top of the food chain in the years leading up to the that oopsie-daisy in 2007 where they crashed the world economy. Not exactly a shining example of intelligence that ...

    1. Re:So Hard Even the CEO Can't Do It. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you have no experience with CEOs outside of what you see in popular entertainments. So congratulations on being easily brainwashed.

  28. Same as this comment system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter is essentially a giant chat forum. Not so different from this one here. This medium has never been good for having a conversation, its sorta kinda works but more like trying to have a conversation in a very public place where anyone can join and essentially disrupt.

  29. Because it *is* for twits by whitroth · · Score: 1

    The protocol they use was invented to send very short messages to a pager*. What conceivable reason would you use that now?

    I suppose it's for people like Trump (here's 140 char, tell me everything that you've ever learned), but all I see is that it encourages people to become illiterate. Maybe it's appropriate for 16 yr olds to tweet "same to you!", but an intelligent conversation? Really?

    Oh, but email is sooooo old....

  30. Google killed Dejanews. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A nice searchable archive of usenet. Also an ok web interface for posting if I recall.

  31. Re:Because it *is* for twats by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I disagree. Correct terminology for twitter users is twats not twits.

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  32. Twitter is not for conversing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is for broadcasting a message to followers in one shot. That is all.

    Want a conversation? Pick up the phone, and make a call.

  33. Very bad sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CEO of Twitter basically just admitted that he has never actually used Twitter before.

    If I owned any Twitter stock right now I would be selling it just on principle. Like the ad agencies back in the day, if you don't use the products you are supporting they throw you out.

  34. Have the coding chops to help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've been discussing this for 5+ years on IRC2P, and it has been discussed elsewhere as well...

    What is needed is an nntp/usenet backend that can decentralize by making all posts magnet links with only the metadata of the post as an index being shuttled around. Then when a usenet client requests access to a thread or group, the server can pulls all related magnets up to its cutoff date into the client, while also allowing universal caching/peering of all posts by anyone willing to dedicate the bandwidth.

    As a followup to this, because the faggy normies can't use boring clients anymore: We need metadata posts/extensions to usenet that allow moderators to set css and web overlays for their usenet rooms so they can be prettified (and a vector of attack) for normies who need the aesthetics as much as the content.

    As a final step, we need integrated cryptographic signing as an option so that twitter/reddit style user identities are available. Makes it easier to deal with spammers since most would be unwilling to generate a billion keys just to spam, and if they do, any reused keys make it easy to clean up all spam sent with the same key. There is of course the potential for censorship, but that is already here today and only people caching the magnets and archiving into cold storage can help ensure that doesn't lead to the sanitizing of history.

  35. Threads by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    God, if only we could figure out some way to represent a conversation with replies in a chronological order. Too bad no one's ever thought of that before.

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  36. They should call it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spamflooder

  37. National Enquirer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does the National Enquirer have on Jack Dorsey?

  38. Who wants a politician who tweets constantly?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait.....

  39. PR Department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should be issuing press releases.

    As part of a carefully managed public relations strategy.

    Like a grownup

  40. What Twitter is and is not by Livius · · Score: 1

    I found Twitter confusing as a medium for discussion.

    Then I realized that it's just a text-based MMORPG.

  41. Full of twits by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    Is this a surprise to anyone? The only shock here is that people actually use twitter.

    A newsletter app with a character limit? Some ad-hoc-turned-features like hastags and name drops? THIS became a major tech company!?
    Twitter is made for shout-outs and declarations.

    "Pizza is good".

    "Shoutout to my favorite pizza: Deep dish".

    Slogans, catchphrases, snide retorts. Twitter is made for low-effort shit-posts. It is the cheap pulp magazine of the modern telecommunications age. And some people like that. A lot of people. Because it doesn't take a lot of effort to read. There's not much there. The messages are short and the idea aren't going to be deep or nuanced or backed by citation because there just ain't enough room for that. It's full of twits.

  42. Medium not good at thing it's not designed for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News At 11.

  43. It also doesn't help that Jack lies & dissembl by Chas · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    When Jack doesn't want to actually answer a question, he'll lie, or dance around the question.

    It really doesn't matter though.

    Twitter is a Bay Area company pushing Bay Area ideology and "morality".

    And if you are an evil "wrongthink" purveyor of a dissenting opinion, fuck you, and you're banned.

    #WretchedHive

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