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Return To Sender: High Court To Hear Undeliverable Mail Case (washingtonpost.com)

New submitter bluekloud shares a report: Mitch Hungerpiller thought he had a first-class solution for mail that gets returned as undeliverable, a common problem for businesses that send lots of letters. But the process he helped develop and built his small Alabama technology company around has resulted in a more than decade-long fight with the U.S. Postal Service, which says his solution shouldn't have been patentable. The David vs. Goliath dispute has now arrived at the Supreme Court. On Tuesday, the justices will hear Hungerpiller's case, which involves parsing the meaning of a 2011 patent law.

"All I want is a fair shake," said Hungerpiller, who lives in Birmingham and is a father of three. Hungerpiller, 56, started thinking seriously about returned mail in 1999 when he was doing computer consulting work. While visiting clients he kept seeing huge trays of returned mail. He read that every year, billions pieces of mail are returned as undeliverable, costing companies and the Postal Service time and money. So he decided to try to solve the problem. He developed a system that uses barcodes, scanning equipment and computer databases to process returned mail almost entirely automatically. His clients, from financial services companies to marketing companies, generally direct their returned mail to Hungerpiller's company, Return Mail Inc., for processing. Clients can get information about whether the mail was actually correctly addressed and whether there's a more current address.

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  1. Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Returned mail- does it not technically still belong to the postes. I mean its legally theirs until it reaches its official destination. A bad address does not break their ownership of mail in their care? Does it?

    1. Re:Ownership by omnichad · · Score: 4, Informative

      If it's returned, it's no longer in their care. They're not sneaking into a mail facility in the dead of night.

    2. Re:Ownership by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IANAL, but the post office is delivering the mail - to the return address specified on the mail.
      The post office received the letter and delivered it according to the instructions on it.

      "return to sender" mail doesn't stay the property of the post office indefinitely.

    3. Re:Ownership by hamburger+lady · · Score: 2

      by that reasoning, if i sent a letter to someone and it got sent back 'return to sender' and i tore it up and threw it out, i'd be destroying post office property. that doesn't make any sense at all.

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  2. I read this a few days ago by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Informative

    and the patent looks like another example of stringing existing tech together for it's exact intended purpose. Similar to "one click shopping". It's just computers doing computer stuf. e.g. I think it would fail any test of novelty or newness.

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    1. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nobody would ever get a patent on anything if the test was some beer-bottle patent attorney saying "oh yeah, I could have thought of that."

    2. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barcodes have been used for quite a while, but (without reading the patent) what is the source of his correct address information? Postal service database or the State records (if there are such in the US) ? ;) Another thing is if he has mastered, or AI-ed the art of faultless conveyor lines and soft robotics than don't drop or tear mail, or steal money from the envelopes of the senior senders.

    3. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody would ever get a patent on anything

      Good.

    4. Re:I read this a few days ago by omnichad · · Score: 2

      The novelty is in the stringing. Every new invention is at least partly going to build on existing ideas. Patents can be awarded on processes, not necessarily an "invention."

    5. Re:I read this a few days ago by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Except no one thought of it for hundreds of years until this guy did.

    6. Re:I read this a few days ago by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Similar to "one click shopping". It's just computers doing computer stuf. e.g. I think it would fail any test of novelty or newness.

      Which was partially upheld, then the broadest claims restricted to a shopping cart and upheld too. Long story short whether /. think something is novel is not a good indicator of how patent law actually works but in this case yes the patent itself has been completely shot down both by ACA review and the appeals court. From what I can read of the legal papers, the government can't be sued under ordinary patent law just a special provision that is more eminent domain-like. The USPS asked for a patent review that you can only file for if you're being sued for infringement, now the legal battle is whether that provision is standing to trigger a review. It's trying to win on a technicality, yes our patent is junk but you got no right to challenge it. The courts don't see it that way though.

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    7. Re:I read this a few days ago by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      I think it would fail any test of novelty or newness.

      It did. The Patent Trial and Appeal Board held the claims unpatentable after the USPS challenged them, and the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit affirmed. That's why the case is now at the Supreme Court.

    8. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if the test was "it already exists"

    9. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Patents are supposed to be for inventions, not for ideas. This isn't a machine; it's an idea. Just like software and other abstract mathematics, it's not patentable matter according to the plain reading of the law.

    10. Re:I read this a few days ago by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Where do you draw the line between software and a machine?
      A clock uses gears with the right type and size to make it a good time keeping device. If I were to take a gear and swap it with an other, I could make the clock work backwards, or have it run faster or slower. In many ways the gear settings is the clocks software.

      Lets say I have a mousetrap, it works better then an other one, because there is software that uses all the newest buzzwords, to attract the mouse, and know when it is in prime location to trap it. The actual trapping mechanism itself is rather basic, however all the work went into the software.

      Now there are a lot of stupid software patents, where "futurists" can see the natural progression of software, then patent it without much details on how it would work. Lets say I see bandwidth improving so I will predict that in the future. Applications will be on the cloud, that would stream its content like a video feed, and respond differently from input from the user. That is as much detail I need to probably put a patent on this. Details on data compression, how much bandwidth is needed, how to overcome many lag issues, I don't need to worry about. That is where the Patent system is flawed. You can patent an Idea. But software should be free game (I don't like the Idea of Software being protected by both Copyright and Patents) If shown to be a functional set of code.

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    11. Re:I read this a few days ago by B'Trey · · Score: 2

      The technology to make it work didn't exist for hundreds of years. Once the technology became available, it was thought of and implemented very quickly. That suggests that it was an obvious application of the technology.

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    12. Re:I read this a few days ago by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

      and the patent looks like another example of stringing existing tech together for it's exact intended purpose... I think it would fail any test of novelty or newness.

      FTA: "Even early on, the Postal Service expressed interest in Return Mail’s invention, Hungerpiller said. By 2006, the government and Return Mail were talking about licensing options and a formal pilot program."

      The Post Office was negotiating with Hungerpiller before they went and violated his patent, so presumably they thought there was "novelty or newness". I'm reminded of another patentability test - the "obvious to a person skilled in the art" criterion. The problem with both criteria is that things become obvious in hindsight, and we tend to forget they really weren't so obvious before the fact. If the idea / process / procedure hadn't been implemented yet, in spite of the tech required having been available for quite some time, then was it really obvious? And AFAIC, if it isn't obvious, then it's new or novel pretty much by definition.

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    13. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The actual trapping mechanism itself is rather basic, however all the work went into the software.

      If it's a "basic" trapping mechanism, chances are it's out of patent.

      And the software is under copyright, from the moment it was put into a fixed form.
      If I copy your code, I'm infringing your copyright.
      But you're not suppoed to get a patent on a mathematical algorithm, on top of that. I can write different code to attract the mouse, and I'm infringing nothing.
      That's the way the system is supposed to work.

    14. Re:I read this a few days ago by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nobody would ever get a patent on anything if the test was some beer-bottle patent attorney saying "oh yeah, I could have thought of that."

      If you give the beer drinker the solution, and they say "I could have thought of that", then that doesn't mean much, because most innovations are "obvious" in hindsight.

      But if the beer drinker knows a bit about computers, and you ask them "How would you solve this problem?", most would come up with a solution involving a database and either a barcode or some sort of OCR. This is the true test of "obviousness", and this patent appears to fail it.

    15. Re:I read this a few days ago by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      You could probably make that claim of just about any invention. It wasn't possible for a long time for some reason, but once that reason went away someone was able to implement it. Personally I think the mark of a good invention is that it seems incredibly obvious in hind-sight, but for some reason wasn't done.

      For example, most Amazon packages I get have inflated plastic packing material instead of packing peanuts or wads of paper. I look at that and wonder why the hell it wasn't done that way previously. I assume that the technology existed to make it possible (though maybe I'm wrong about this) but looking at it now, it seems stupid to do it any other way.

      How long does something have to go between becoming technically possible and being implemented before it stops being obvious?

    16. Re:I read this a few days ago by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      I don't know anything about this case, so I will talk in generics.

      I think that we (in the US) have a problem in that independent simultaneous invention isn't an affirmative defense for obviousness. Often times 2 people invent independently pretty much the exact same thing, and one gets a patent and the other doesn't (famously the telephone, though there's evidence that espionage was involved there). I would argue if two people building on past tech invent something pretty much simultaneously, it falls into the category of obvious.

      If this person really did develop a novel process for handling returned mail, it arguably doesn't even need to be an invention to be patented (I believe), since it could be a business method. It does seem (technology aside) to be a novel business method without any other knowledge of other people doing the exact same thing around the exact same time.

      I'm a little confused though, because I thought CASS certified addresses after NCOA are pretty much immune to returned mail, I'd think large companies would be up on that.

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    17. Re:I read this a few days ago by NoobyNoobyDoo · · Score: 1

      Something can be a good and useful service, but still not patentable.

    18. Re: I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was part of a patent review research group about 7 years ago. They were trying to judge how novel patents were for someone skilled in the art. We got into groups of 5 and we were given a problem, that was a patent, and 10-15 minutes to come up with a solution. 90% of the time we pretty much matched the patent. These were fringe patents not things we would have seen. The other 10% we couldnâ(TM)t even figure out what the heck was really going on. Like the idea became so abscracted you really could t even articulate it anymore.

    19. Re:I read this a few days ago by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

      And this is what bugs me, and maybe most people about patents. You can patent machine A and machine B, then some third party can come in and patent using machine A with machine B as an interaction of A and B...

      Over simplified example: Someone patents a light bulb, then someone patents a light bulb socket. In my opinion there should not be an ability to patent inserting the light bulb into the light bulb socket, since it is an obvious possible interaction of previous patents, there is no invention there.

      All inventions are ideas, but not all ideas are inventions, we as a society need to fix this and draw a line somewhere sane.

    20. Re:I read this a few days ago by Theaetetus · · Score: 2

      The novelty is in the stringing. Every new invention is at least partly going to build on existing ideas. Patents can be awarded on processes, not necessarily an "invention."

      Yes, usually, but not in this particular case... Here's claim 1:

      1. A method for processing a plurality of undeliverable mail items comprising the steps of:
      encoding data including intended recipient identification information on each of a plurality of mail items prior to mailing;
      receiving those items of the plurality of mail items that are returned as being undeliverable;
      scanning and decoding the encoded data on the items of undeliverable mail to identify intended recipients having incorrect addresses; and
      electronically transferring to the sender information for the identified intended recipients for the sender to update the sender's mailing address files.

      1. Al, Charlie's assistant, writes Bob's destination address on outside of envelope. That's "encoding data including intended recipient identification information."
      2. Get mail returned ("receiving those items that are returned as undeliverable").
      3. Read address ("scanning and decoding data").
      4. Al sends email to Charlie asking for Bob's correct address ("electronically transferring to the sender information for the identified intended recipients for the sender to update the sender's mailing address files").

      Boom, invalid.

    21. Re: I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um you just described every action and design in existence that has ever and will ever be made.

      Everything is built and designed using smaller building blocks, or stinging things together.

    22. Re:I read this a few days ago by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      other companies showing interest in your service can be evidence of non-obviousness of the underlying patent, but it's only evidence. often it doesn't add up to much, and the evidence has to line up specifically with the claims of the patent at issue. lot of times the license being sought is for a service that the patent doesn't actually specifically cover.

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    23. Re:I read this a few days ago by WolfgangVL · · Score: 2

      Patents are granted for---

      1. Frivolous prior art we've been doing for hundreds of years already. (like rounding corners or traveling on 2 wheels)
      2. (established processes) on a computer. (like handwriting, mail delivery return*, and composing)
      3. Every 100th application in the monthly stack of frivolous (but paid) applications. (like the monthly IBM collection)
      4. Every application that lands on So-and-so's desk, that chick approves everything.
      5. Anything to do with A/I, deep learning, machine learning, or personal assistants

      "Prior art" and "invalid" is declared on-

      1. Anything that may threaten the growth of %CORPORATION revenue growth.
      2. Anything %CORPORATION may currently be researching.
      3. Any patent application that did not spend the extra $$ on an "express application"
      4 Any application that lands on So-and-so's desk, that guy denies everything.

      That's the way it works now. Try to keep up.

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    24. Re:I read this a few days ago by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      To be fair your lightbulb example would be considered too obvious for patent protection AIUI.

      In this case they did a little more work, in that they selected a barcode system and created an automated scanning and notification process. So while it's obvious that it could be done by computer in an automated fashion, the exact details of how to do that may be worthy of a patent.

      The thing is such patents are usually very easy to work around, because they tend to be quite specific to that process. Trivial changes like using a different encoding scheme with some dubious claim that it's "better" is often enough. I get the impression that people are more willing to test patents in court in the US though, where as in Europe their legal council would advise that they were likely to lose.

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    25. Re:I read this a few days ago by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Software is differentiated by being transient, i.e. it's (relatively) easy to change and not a permanent, fixed feature of the machine. Sure, you can replace gears in a watch, but then you are altering the machine itself. Software is loaded on to the machine and makes it perform certain functions, and is then discarded or replaced as a matter of course.

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    26. Re: I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're comment on good patents being ones that seem obvious in hindsight is true. Thanks for contributing I really appreciated it :)

    27. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think that's an extraordinarily interesting position to take, that simultaneous invention is indicative that the solution is obvious. I've never heard that before. I wonder, though, if it's as cut-and-dry as you're presenting. How simultaneous? Two patent applications or journal publications (etc.) within a month of each other? What if one inventor took longer to prepare than the other? What if they can't pin down the exact day of "invention"*? What if that flash of insight takes thirty years to bring to a physical embodiment? When was it invented?

      And why would two scientific labs, working apart, in secret, staffed and working diligently on an idea, each taking time to find that nugget of new - a new drug interaction, a new semiconductor fabrication technique, whatever - why is that obvious? I mean, yeah, some things are just slapped on top of others, but the patent office rejects those as obvious already. Just because two people get to the same spot at the same time, it doesn't mean it was obvious, I don't think. And the more I think about it I'm more comfortable saying that. Maybe it was coincidence? Maybe from the same starting conditions, two smart people not working together labored until they had a new thought? Is that obvious? Or is that just working until you've got something new? Why should it have to be different from someone else you've never met's work to be new?

      *"Yes! Of course! November 5, 1955! That was the day I invented time-travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and when I came to I had a revelation! A vision! A picture in my head! A picture of this! This is what makes time travel possible: the flux capacitor! It's taken me nearly thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day."

    28. Re: I read this a few days ago by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      If two labs are doing the same thing to make the same chemical for the same purpose and both get to the same place within a short period of time (yes, what that means is left as an exercise for the courts, and is ambiguous) I would say yes, that is obvious to someone "skilled in the art".

      That's the point, people skilled in the art, not laypeople, are who it needs to be obvious to, and if the people skilled in the art are all doing the same thing to solve a problem independently it seems to me the solution was indeed obvious to them.

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    29. Re:I read this a few days ago by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Except no one thought of it for hundreds of years until this guy did.

      Except that companies are paying this guy to do this for them. What do you think the companies did before he started offering this service? Yes, that's right, they did exactly the same thing (perhaps not with "a computer", but the same thing) all on their own. In hundreds if not thousands if not hundreds of thousands of places.

      Can I get a patent on a business process that has been used all over the world by every company that ever sent a piece of mail?

    30. Re:I read this a few days ago by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      and the patent looks like another example of stringing existing tech together for it's exact intended purpose. Similar to "one click shopping". It's just computers doing computer stuf. e.g. I think it would fail any test of novelty or newness.

      So obvious and yet no one but the guy in the story that connected the dots. Seems like a legit patent to me (since no one else, not even the postal service put the elbow grease to get the existing pieces to work.)

    31. Re:I read this a few days ago by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can get a patent for successfully inventing an automated version of a completely manual process.

    32. Re:I read this a few days ago by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You mean computers and barcode scanners were invented? Barcode scanners and computers have been working together since the mid 70's
      And very quickly, 25 years later, this guy patents using them for this purpose.
      "The very first scanning of the now-ubiquitous Universal Product Code (UPC) barcode was on a pack of Wrigley Company chewing gum in June 1974"
      It took until this guy thought in 1999 - "why don't we put one of those on letters and if they are returned to sender, all we need to do is scan the barcode to update the customer details"
      He patents it in 2004, because no one else thought of it either in those post-dot-com boom years.

      So obvious it was 30 years since barcodes were being used commercially to when this patent was filed.

    33. Re:I read this a few days ago by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      CASS doesn't validate that the person lives at the specified address, only that it is a deliverable address.
      NCOA only works when the addressee goes out of their way to tell USPS that they are moving.

    34. Re:I read this a few days ago by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      So this is for when people move, but don't update their address AND the new resident sends the mail back?

      How much of that really happens? I guess a lot if this guy created an industry out of it?

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    35. Re:I read this a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the mark of a good invention is that it seems incredibly obvious in hind-sight

      That's certainly a common quality of good ideas, but it's not the reason for the patent system, in fact it's almost the opposite. The purpose of a patent is to make available (with certain restrictions) the details of how to build a particular device, that otherwise people would not be able to figure out how to build. The intention of patents is to ensure that the knowledge of how to build a certain device isn't "hoarded" and subsequently lost, but makes its way into the public realm [eventually], to the benefit of us all.

      The corollary : if the way a device is constructed is obvious, it shouldn't be patentable.

    36. Re:I read this a few days ago by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I guess a lot if this guy created an industry out of it?

      I guess.
      Also enough that the post office is spending a butt load of money in legal fees because they want to do it too, over a patent that expires in a little over 3 years.

  3. The rest of the original article by bobstreo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    actually tells why the guy is being heard by the Supreme Court.

    TLDR? The US postal service are assholes.

    1. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The issue the court will rule on is whether or not the Postal service counts as a "person".

      This has pretty interesting implications if they postal service is not a person, but companies are people. That means that in this case, companies have much more rights/power under the law than the government.

    2. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But US government-run healthcare will be different.

    3. Re:The rest of the original article by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      actually tells why the guy is being heard by the Supreme Court.

      TLDR? The US postal service are assholes.

      Hmm, looks like you are right:

      Even early on, the Postal Service expressed interest in Return Mail’s invention, Hungerpiller said. By 2006, the government and Return Mail were talking about licensing options and a formal pilot program. Partnering with the Postal Service, Hungerpiller said, would have “changed my life.” But the Postal Service ultimately developed its own, similar system for processing returned and undeliverable mail, announcing its launch in 2006.

      “I was crushed. I got a dagger in my back,” Hungerpiller said.

      And his business suffered.

      “Bottom line is that we had to lay off employees,” Hungerpiller said, adding that it “suffocated the business.”

      The Postal Service soon went further. It tried to get Return Mail’s patent invalidated, but failed.

      But we are required to hate patents here, so, uh ... I fling clever abuse at you and stuff.

    4. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the US Government reserves the right to make use of patents for themselves? I don't know how this guy has any legal leg to stand on. You can't patent something and then expect the government to pay your patent licensing fees.

    5. Re:The rest of the original article by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Still probably an unintended consequence of the intent of the law. The law should be amended or rewritten. For better or worse, companies are already considered people in a lot of cases (Super PACS are a notable exception).

    6. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      similar system... we are required to hate patents

      We're 'required" to hate patents that are overly broad. Not like that's ever happened.

    7. Re:The rest of the original article by jwhyche · · Score: 0, Troll

      And it was different. You lost your doctor, your insurance rates more than doubled, and you got shit to replace it. See, different.

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    8. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time a republican lies, a republican child dies. No wonder your party is hollowing out. You backed a traitor.

      https://www.marketwatch.com/story/whoops-rudy-giuliani-your-tweet-indirectly-called-president-trump-a-traitor-2018-12-03

    9. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Different than what exists, being gouged and cancelled and not allowed to have insurance if you have a condition already?

      Since 2010 it is illegal to refuse coverage based on pre-existing conditions.

      of course government run healthcare IS better than corporate run.

      Tell that to the patients who have to endure actual government-run healthcare in the US: Vets (the VA) and Native Americans (the BIA). Neither of these institutions have treated their patients with the care that they should have.

      Wake up moron.

      You're a fucking moron

      Ad hominem doesn't have the effect you desire; maybe the opposite.

    10. Re:The rest of the original article by jwhyche · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Boo fucking hoo. we lost the election boo hooo. well we won the popular vote. No we didn't win that ether. whine whine whine ⦠Well he is a trader. Oh no. the evidence says he isn't, time to cry some more.

      Poor little liberal idiot. Can stand reality so you make up your own bullshit.

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    11. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Since 2010" = Since ACA took effect, yes. When Obamacare became law they could no longer deny based on pre-existing. Before, it was anything goes.

      "Tell that to the patients who have to endure actual government-run healthcare in the US: Vets (the VA)" - I am former enlisted, you don't know shit about the VA.
      It's always been a funding issue. Republicans stealing money from VA to fund tax cuts for the rich, or in this case, an "emergency" vanity project.

      BIA has been a longstanding under-funded deny-it-exists problem. Do you see Republicans taking up that mantle? Fuck you for pretending.

      That has nothing to do with the issue of ACA being a net benefit for consumers compared to what existed prior.

      Wake up. Stop being a fucking moron. It's ad hominem if the insult is my only argument, it's not. It's just the colorful emphasis. Pull your head out please.

    12. Re:The rest of the original article by jythie · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the patients who have to endure actual government-run healthcare in the US: Vets (the VA) and Native Americans (the BIA). Neither of these institutions have treated their patients with the care that they should have.

      Yeah, but those are voting blocks with no power, so they don't really get much priority.

    13. Re:The rest of the original article by jythie · · Score: 1

      Nah, we here at slashdot love or hate patents based off the story. This is big bad government that should be replaced by private companies vs plucky innovator, so naturally slashdot is generally on the side of the person they can relate to.

    14. Re:The rest of the original article by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      You can't patent something and then expect the government to pay your patent licensing fees.

      I wonder how many lawyers working in the military defense industry read your comment. How many do you think spit out their beverage laughing at your comment?

      I guess you missed the story about Bitmanagement suing the US Navy.

      While the US government can revoke and take the IP of a patent under national security measures, that doesn't mean they can simply take any and all patents they want to. Or not pay a licensing fee for anything. If you patent a new stamp adhesive, I don't think the government is going to take if from you. If you patent a working teleportation machine, that's a different story.

    15. Re:The rest of the original article by Lil'wombat · · Score: 2, Informative

      But the USPS is supposedly an independent corporation. That is why they have to fund their pensions for the next 75 years but other government agencies don't

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    16. Re:The rest of the original article by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Since 2010 it is illegal to refuse coverage based on pre-existing conditions.

      Not for much longer. Trump's repeal of the individual mandate (the only part of the Republican "repeal and replace" that actually happened, lol) removes the only means by which the pre-existing condition requirement was viable.

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    17. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well he is a trader.

      I thought he was in Real Estate...

      ;-)

    18. Re:The rest of the original article by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      But US government-run healthcare will be different.

      Totally off topic, but I was just discussing this elsewhere earlier today.......

      https://ourworldindata.org/gra...

    19. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always been a funding issue.

      Thank you for making my point about government-run healthcare. Very succinctly, I might add.

    20. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? The bitmanagement situation is copyright infringement, not patent infringement like what we were talking about here. The rules are very different.

    21. Re:The rest of the original article by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      They're not, and courts don't, measuring if the Postal Service counts as a "person."

      They're measuring if the wording in a specific law is including the Postal Service when it uses the word "person" in a particular provision.

      There are no implications outside of this exact narrow issue of patent law involving restrictions on when the Government can request a patent review.

      Companies are not considered "people" by the court. That's just a colloquial simplification that isn't literally accurate. They're considered legal entities. And the precedent says that the 14th Amendment grants equal due process to all legal entities. If a law applies to corporations or not depends on the details of the law and if that law was attempting to apply only to humans, or to anybody recognized as a legal entity before the court. The actual word "person" isn't relevant, except that Congress often uses the word when writing laws, leaving the Courts to figure out which sort of provision it was.

      The obvious examples are things like voting, but another easy example is a recreational fishing license compared to a commercial fishing license; one is reasonably restricted to human persons, the other usually applies to everybody, but can still be granted individually. Other types of resource access are like that; it can go either way according to the preferences of the people making the rules.

      For example, I buy commercial mushroom hunting licenses from various National Forests. These licenses are only granted to individuals. If a company wants to hire people to pick mushrooms, they can't get a license themselves, they would have to require the potential employees to themselves be individual permit holders. Same for berry picking. But if you want to harvest bear grass (it is used in floral arrangements) then that license can go to a person or a company, and covers some number of employees that can be onsite at one time.

      Now, if it turns out that the government didn't indicate clearly that something was restricted to individuals, of if their reasoning was arbitrary and capricious, then they can't restrict something to individuals in that case. But that's only because of due process, not because of some corporate right to be an individual. That's what is at stake here; it isn't entirely clear of there is an intentional restriction in this case, or just clumsy wording. The 14th Amendment will cause that to generally be resolved in the way that restricts the rights of the affected parties the least amount; eg, granting the corporation the right to do the thing. At least until or unless Congress clarifies the matter.

    22. Re:The rest of the original article by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many lawyers working in the military defense industry read your comment. How many do you think spit out their beverage laughing at your comment?

      Lawyers read stupid, incorrect nonsense involving their field of work multiple times a day.

      I doubt they even find it funny.

    23. Re:The rest of the original article by Aighearach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They exist in a muddled middle ground where they're partially the government, but also partially independent.

      That's why Congress is even allowed to give them special pension rules!

      So every rule of this type is a special case that the courts have to measure and balance to see how it affects the USPS. And also that means, any precedents created won't apply to anybody else, except maybe Amtrak.

    24. Re:The rest of the original article by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sounds like the Postal Service wanted to hire him to provide a service, and he wanted to get license fees instead, and he wasn't wise enough to see that his patent was obvious (as in, the details were already obvious to him when he thought it up, it wasn't something that required R&D).

      Of course they implemented it themselves in that scenario.

      Not every new business makes sense as an IP provider, most businesses only have operational value.

    25. Re:The rest of the original article by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      It's part of the executive branch --> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    26. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This crap gets modded up here? So much evidence of this system being gamed to megaphone certain ideas rejected by the majority of modern society

    27. Re:The rest of the original article by sysrammer · · Score: 0

      +1 informative link
      +1 funny from Rudy Giuliani:

      @RudyGiuliani

      Twitter allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message. The same thing-period no space-occurred later and it didn’t happen. Don’t tell me they are not committed cardcarrying anti-Trumpers. Time Magazine also may fit that description. FAIRNESS PLEASE

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    28. Re:The rest of the original article by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "And it was different. You lost your doctor", er, no..."your insurance rates more than doubled", um, no, went down..."and you got shit to replace it", ah, no need. Think Different.

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    29. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Government run healthcare would be terrible because the political party I support is really shitty at governing".

    30. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you don't get about the VA is that without the VA, historically speaking, countless numbers of veterans would have NO health care whatsoever.
      Everything that happens to a soldier becomes pre-existing condition after the soldier is discharged. They could not get health insurance except through group insurance with a job with a large corporation. Opening their own business means no health insurance.

      It's true that the VA hospitals do not offer the best care possible for most veterans. But OTOH, the specialized care that many wounded soldiers need CANNOT be obtained in most hospitals in the country. Local hospitals would happily take the money, but they do not know what they're doing.

      The trade off is that adequate care is better than zero care.

    31. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it was different. You lost your doctor, your insurance rates more than doubled, and you got shit to replace it. See, different.

      Everything you said is just another day in US health insurance w/wo government. My company switches plans ever other year, and if I change jobs it will change yet again, new plan, new network, new doctors. How is that an improvement over state run marketplace for insurance?

      What’s this have to do with the post office anyway?

    32. Re:The rest of the original article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    33. Re:The rest of the original article by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      By 2006, the government and Return Mail were talking about licensing options and a formal pilot program.

      That is the part I'm not certain about because it is vague. What process was he using in negotiation? What was the deal/option he wanted? Was it appropriate? Also, a similar system does NOT mean it is a copy of a patent. If the system has only partially similar to his patent claims, then his patent is not covering the system. Business method has specific steps to execute especially in his patent. So the system may or may not be infringing his patent.

    34. Re:The rest of the original article by Outta_the_way_peck! · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've never understood this complaint. My premiums are a quarter of what they were. Had a coworker complaining about it saying the premiums are $1000 dollars higher. OK, what is the total reduction in your premium for the year? About $1000! Only now you get the HSA, which our company contributes $600 to annually. People just seem to get fixated on the one number were cost increased and refuse to look at the big picture.

    35. Re:The rest of the original article by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      I thought the US Government reserves the right to make use of patents for themselves? I don't know how this guy has any legal leg to stand on. You can't patent something and then expect the government to pay your patent licensing fees.

      Yes you can. The defense sector is diligent in paying for patents it utilizes.

    36. Re:The rest of the original article by Agripa · · Score: 1

      But the USPS is supposedly an independent corporation. That is why they have to fund their pensions for the next 75 years but other government agencies don't

      The USPS has to fund their pensions for the next 75 years because the pension funds go into treasury bills right where Congress can spend them.

  4. Obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the Slashdot blurb, and when I got to the part where it stated the problem he felt needed to be solved I spent about 2 seconds thinking and thought "unique barcode on each envelope" and yep it sounds like that is his "patented" solution. I'm sure it is dressed up with lots of flowery language so the patent isn't two paragraphs long, of course.

    No way that should be patentable, as it is obvious to me and I'm sure 95% of Slashdot who aren't "skilled in the art" of dealing with return mail.

    1. Re:Obvious solution by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is the snailmail equipment equivalent of the tracking pixel for email. But the patent is on the whole process, including the automation of delivering the status of each address to the original sender and attempting to provide an updated address. It's novel and non-obvious, but it's not hard. It doesn't have to be hard for no one else to ever think of it before - patents protect that inspiration.

    2. Re:Obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't patent something that can be done by a human (ie. business method simply converted to run on a machine). Appeal board:

      "USPS has shown that the steps are directed to the abstract idea of relaying mailing address data, with the inclusion of an electrical transmission step. Regarding whether claim 39 includes limitations that amount to significantly more than the abstract idea of relaying mailing address data, per our claim construction, USPS has shown that the “decoding” step is “deciphering information into useable form,” but that does not necessarily bring it out of therealm of processes performed in the past by human beings. In fact, all of the claimed steps could be performed in the human mind, with the exception of the transmitting step. Additionally, USPS has shown that what the data might be deemed to represent to the human mind —e.g., “information indicating whether the sender wants a corrected address to be provided for the intended recipient” —does not substantially affect the underlying structure or function of the claim or any machine on which it is carried out. Consistent with USPS’s position, the ’548 Patent disclosure does not describe any particular hardware to perform the steps recited in claim 39, but refers merely in broad terms to generic computer hardware and software.

      Additionally, like the terms “computer-aided” in Dealertrack and “transaction database” in Accenture Global Servs., GmbH v. Guidewire Software,Inc., 728 F.3d 1336 (Fed. Cir. 2013), the “electronically transmitting an updated address of theintended recipient to a transferee, wherein the transferee is a return mail service provider”limitation in claim 39 does not amount to significantly more than the abstract idea of relaying mailing address data. The transmission technology is employed only for the purposes of creating more efficient communication, and would be a basic function of any electrical transmission system"

  5. Sounds like... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    ”He developed a system that uses barcodes, scanning equipment and computer databases to process returned mail almost entirely automatically. His clients, from financial services companies to marketing companies, generally direct their returned mail to Hungerpiller's company, Return Mail Inc., for processing. Clients can get information about whether the mail was actually correctly addressed and whether thereâ(TM)s a more current address.”

    So basically he patented outsourcing? Rather than the client companies doing the verification work, his company did it. All the barcodes seem likely to have done is to make his company’s job easier to automate... and probably accomplished some lock-in.

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    1. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no No NO. He patented outsourcing *with a computer*.

  6. Do it on a computer by MNNorske · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Basically it sounds like he just took an existing process/job and did it on a computer. Prior to this a person would've gone into the contact spreadsheet or database and marked the entries as invalid. All he did was take that existing job and put a computer readable barcode on stuff and had the computer do it faster. Very useful for the companies as it saves payroll, but it does not sound like something that should've been patentable to me.

    1. Re:Do it on a computer by Drethon · · Score: 2

      Basically it sounds like he just took an existing process/job and did it on a computer. Prior to this a person would've gone into the contact spreadsheet or database and marked the entries as invalid. All he did was take that existing job and put a computer readable barcode on stuff and had the computer do it faster. Very useful for the companies as it saves payroll, but it does not sound like something that should've been patentable to me.

      I feel kind of bad for him that he implemented a great idea, then the post office decided to do it themselves. But if you can't provide a better/cheaper service, being first isn't going to sustain a business.

    2. Re:Do it on a computer by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The market is full of these holes - little needs that no one is taking care of. If no one else has found a novel process for doing it "on a computer" then he has a valuable, patentable method - even if it uses existing technology. Instead of criticizing his patent, just get out there and go get your own if it's that easy.

    3. Re:Do it on a computer by MNNorske · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm not saying that his idea isn't valuable. He obviously had a great idea and was able to build a business around it. But, the idea itself doesn't sound patentable to me. His specific implementation may be patentable, or aspects of what he has built could be. But, should the concept of scanning a barcode and marking an entry in a contacts database as invalid be itself patentable? I would argue not because the action itself is a standard business process that has been done before albeit manually. Plus the post office already had mail sorting hardware/software that would use OCR to decode the address on envelopes, apply barcodes to the envelopes, and then route said envelopes through massive sorting systems. So all they are doing on top of that is building a list of invalid addresses in a database when the envelopes route back through the sorting machine. So they already had most of the pieces he put together into his patent. Only the output was different.

    4. Re:Do it on a computer by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      The only reason I think he may have a patent able idea is that, according to him, the Post Office talked to him about licensing his patent before developing their own implementation. Usually, such conversations involve finding out how the process works. The key question to me is, how far had the Post Office gone towards implementing their own system when they started talking to him (assuming that they actually did)?
      Perhaps, they discovered that they had already worked out to do what he was doing and therefore decided he did not have a legitimate patent That would be consistent with the fact that the only grounds he has for presenting this to the Supreme Court is whether or not the Post Office has standing to sue to overturn his patent.

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    5. Re:Do it on a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hard part is training your brain to take something like patents that have always been advertised as being for protecting inventors, and associating them with obvious things suchs as breathing, using a flashlight to see in the dark, or using barcodes to keep track of things.

      No, not the invention of the flashlight or the barcode, the process of using the flashlight or barcode as described in the f... manual.

    6. Re:Do it on a computer by MNNorske · · Score: 1

      If the post office decided this was a good idea after hearing about his company they probably had someone do some basic research and saw on his website that he listed a patent. So the business people went in thinking it was a valid patent and that it would have to be licensed. They came back and talked to some engineers, and those engineers pointed out that 90% of what the patent covered is stuff they already do. You get some back and forth then between the engineers and the patent lawyers who dig through and find prior work (internal or external) or question the underlying premise of the patent and the post office will stop their conversations on licensing and sue to invalidate. In my understanding that's a very valid way to proceed. Unfortunately the patent office seems to issue lots of patents which should not be issued. Largely because it seems they don't have the technical knowledge to understand what is a re-application of existing technology/process and what is truly a unique invention. And, most "do it on a computer" or "do it on the internet" patents seem bogus. To the person filing for it they may honestly believe they have a new invention, but any engineer with a few years of industry experience would look at the "invention" in the patent and say it's a re-application of existing technologies to do exactly what those technologies were invented for.

    7. Re:Do it on a computer by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Basically it sounds like he just took an existing process/job and did it on a computer. Prior to this a person would've gone into the contact spreadsheet or database and marked the entries as invalid. All he did was take that existing job and put a computer readable barcode on stuff and had the computer do it faster. Very useful for the companies as it saves payroll, but it does not sound like something that should've been patentable to me.

      It's amazing how many slashdotters go for the "all he did" argument. It's as if automation is not a thing, or just a trivial simple thing even a caveman can do.

    8. Re:Do it on a computer by MNNorske · · Score: 1

      Automation is most definitely a thing. It's a thing I and many other engineers do every single day. My entire career is built around automating processes that either were manual processes or would have to be implemented as a manual process if not for the software I architect and write. That doesn't mean that every piece of automation I work on is unique enough to justify a patent. If he designed and built specific machines to support his business those should be patentable. Any software he or his company wrote to support their process is patentable. But, his entire business is based around the automation of an existing business process that any number of companies did before he built his automation. That right there creates prior art that the business process existed before he built his business. Just go do some simple searches and you'll find any number of legal scholars talk about the fact that patents are not supposed to be granted for existing business processes that are simply made electronic. I'm not in any way belittling what he did. I'm just pointing out that "doing it on a computer" is not patentable in the US legal system. So yes the patent should be invalidated and if due diligence had been done when it was applied for probably never should have been issued. And, as far as I'm concerned that's ok. That's why we have the law the post office used to invalidate the patent because poorly vetted or bad patents get issued and there needs to be a way to take them down and keep the market moving.

  7. Post Office probably is a person by maroberts · · Score: 2

    ...for the purposes of the act.

    I suspect that the Post Office has in the past had patents assigned to it. and if it can be 'someone' which can own a patent, it is also 'someone' who can invalidate a patent. Also companies are 'people' for some legal processes, so I see little reason why government bodies can't also be 'people' for legal actions.

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    1. Re:Post Office probably is a person by DarkFlite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the Post Office isn't a person for this purpose, than no corporation could challenge a patent. The Supremes aren't going to toss out corporate personhood over this.

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    2. Re:Post Office probably is a person by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      If the Post Office is not a person, why can you sue it for violating a patent?

      Personally, I think it would be all kinds of exciting for plaintiff to win here, so we can shave down the "rights" of the legal fictions called corporations. But I suspect the Supremes will see the trap.

    3. Re:Post Office probably is a person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standing issue as a whole is a bad argument for Hungerpiller. If a corporation can't fight patent validity, then individuals would just bring those claims by proxy. That aspect is a nonstarter, and is not the real issue. The appeals board ruling is pretty concise on the invalidity.

  8. Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let me guess, the actual issue is some overly broad software patent.

    He scans barcodes on mail and looks up a database.

    1. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Elfich47 · · Score: 2

      This popped up in other news sources: Part of the argument is this: "....A person can challenge the patent....". Is the postal service a person in the context of this argument?

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    2. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Why use a database? Why not just encode the entire address in the barcode? Unless the address changes...

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    3. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem here is analogous to using a MAC address vs a DNS address.

      Most mail is intended to go to a person, but you have to send it to a place. Hence mail forwarding. The address is the last known location of a person. If the person changed location (changed MAC/IP), you want to find out where the new place of that person is (fresh DNS address).

      A unique barcode could identify a person (think SSN or the like), and the database has the most current address for that person, if the first try fails.

      Sounds like the guy invented DNS for people, to get mail (packets) to the right destination.

    4. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Nope, you lost me there.

      Try again, but with cars.

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    5. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider the purpose of challenging patents is fundamentally based upon invalidating overly broad or non-novel inventions to prevent patents being abused to grant unwarranted monopolies and to successfully challenge a patent requires substantial proof, in the context of what constitutes a "person" I am willing to accept a dog, a tree, an inanimate rock, etc as "person". The argument if left to stand is the same absurdness that often arises when "lack of standing" is the single and only basis that an unconstitutional or simply horrible law is left to stand. The spirit of the law should not stand on the side of technicality* to allow bad things to happen.

      * And just to make a point of it, it isn't a technicality when the government circumvents the rights of whole groups of people to lay witness to the crimes of a few. It seems too often people think such is a technicality because some criminal is allowed to walk free after committing a crime yet ignores that in any reasonable system of governance if a government official abuses the rights of a person then they are the criminal and it is they who should be going to jail first and foremost.

    6. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only reason the guy is being sued is because he's not a giant corporation backed by wall street

    7. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds dangerous.
      It'll be very easy for a stalker to find the new address of the victim by inserting a Tile(tm) inside envelope to the victim's old address.

    8. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Database design 101: Always use a generated key. Real world data such as an address is not reliable as a key.

      The address changing would be one example, but you can also have a case of two people registered with the same address (i.e. former and present owner of the house). One of them is correct, the other is not. If your bar code doesn't contain enough information to separate the two, you can't solve the problem. And you don't know which data you need to avoid the problem until it occurs. If you use a unique id, you will always be able to find the row in the customer database used to generate the letter.

    9. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to find a car.
      The car is supposed to be parked in a specific spot.
      When you get there the spot is empty.
      You want to find the car.
      This guy found a way to tell you where the car is now parked.
      You can now go to the car in its new parking spot.

    10. Re:Summary doesn't mention what's contested!? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      The USPS does encode the entire address in the barcode. Every piece of mail is either already tagged at sending (bulk mail for large senders getting a pre-sort discount) or gets tagged by the post office (in the case of individual, hand written, or smaller batch mailings) with an Intelligent Mail Barcode that, among other things, includes an 11-digit code that covers every possible address in the United States of America. This code consists of ZIP (5 digits) plus 4 (obviously, 4 more digits) and delivery point code (2 digits). This uniquely identifies every possible delivery point that the USPS will send mail to.

  9. Come on guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it's easy after the fact to say that an idea isn't novel, but this one really isn't novel. Putting barcodes on stuff and tracking it in databases and outsourcing stuff is all prior art. Is his argument really that the USPS can't improve their processing of return mail because it interferes with his patent? Good luck buddy.

  10. Re:Is the Post Office a "person" by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1, Informative

    Because if USPS Inc. is not a person, then neither are any of the other "Companies are People too" companies

    Sorry, that's not on the table here (and for reasons having nothing to do with politics, as you later infer).

    The petitioner's primary argument is that the government itself acknowledges it is not a "person" because the following definition of "person" in 1 U.S.C. Section 1 does not include governmental agencies:

    “In determining the meaning of any Act of Congress, unless the context indicates otherwise . . . the words ‘person’ and ‘whoever’ include corporations,companies, associations, firms, partnerships, societies, and joint stock companies , as well as individuals.”

    The Supreme Court isn't being asked to read any of the long list of non-human entities out of this statute, and there's no basis for them to do so in any event.

  11. Insufficient Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insufficient Information is contained in the article to arrive at any meaningful conclusion. It is also illogical. It states that the USPS attempted (just cuz they felt like it) to try and invalidate dippy-doos patent. This does not make any sense whatsoever. It claims that only after this silly attempt to invalidate the patent failed did dippy-doo try to enforce his patent. After which the USPS tried again to invalidate the patent. This time the USPS won. Dippy-doo got upset and decided to invalidate the standing of the USPS to violate the patent in the first place and claimed that his initial attempt to "enforce" the patent was made without jurisdiction. (In other words, he finally came to the realization that he had hoisted himself using his very own petard)

    This is all quite illogical and obviously bullshit designed entirely as clickbait.

    Though on the gripping hand, it is quite likely that dippy-doo is as stupid as is portrayed -- and it is especially likely that the dumb-fuck lawyer who proferred the stupid course of action was, well, completely incompetent.

  12. Prior art? by Medievalist · · Score: 2

    My employers have been doing this since roughly the same time period. Because it's obvious. As soon as bar code scanners with ps/2 keyboard in/out jacks came on the market, we had people handling our return mail this way. DB and everything.

    Postal service is right and this Hungerpiller rube is a rent-seeker, not an innovator.

  13. The Carpenters by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Troll

    You've watched the concerts, heard the records, now try the diet!

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    1. Re:The Carpenters by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      You've watched the concerts, heard the records, now try the diet!

      You took us to a dark place there, Hog. I'm not complaining, mind you.

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    2. Re:The Carpenters by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I got modded down!

      Too soon?

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  14. There's the old returned mail trick by Cito · · Score: 1

    To mail letters fo free. Put the address of the recipient in the return address section

    Drop it in a post box and it'll get returned to sender to the address you out as the recipient.

    But tricks that bypass a stamp is illegal and stamps are cheap anyway.

    Hehe

    1. Re:There's the old returned mail trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That trick won't work without a stamp on the envelope. Also, you'd need an invalid address so delivery can be attempted there before it is marked return-to-sender. Thus the stamp.

  15. Re:The rest of the original article ...ftfy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor little neoconservative idiot. Can stand reality so you make up your own bullshit.

  16. Story told me by patent atty when I was applying.. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... things become obvious in hindsight, and we tend to forget they really weren't so obvious before the fact. If the idea / process / procedure hadn't been implemented yet, in spite of the tech required having been available for quite some time, then was it really obvious?

    Story told me by a patent attorney when I was applying for one. (I say this because I didn't look it up myself.):

    He said the classic case of inventions only being obvious in hidnsight was a challenge to the patent on the
    Ray-o-Vac "leakproof" "sealed-in-steel" battery (a classic carbon-zinc dry cell).

    Such cells consists of some variant of this: a zinc cup (the negative electrode), containing a corrosive paste (which either IS the positive electrode or contains it (i.e. manganese dioxide) at its center) and a carbon electrode to contact the electrode to provide the positive terminal. Early "dry cells" were capped with things such as asphalt and wrapped with a printed carbon label.

    The corrosive pastet eating the zinc cup was what powered the cell. So before it was actually dead the corrosive would have eaten a hole in it, wetted the cardboard, and started eating the flashlight or whatever. (Assuming swelling of the internal components didn't rupture the zinc cup first, with the same result.)

    Needless to say this didn't make users happy. So the various battery companies did a bunch of research to try to design a variant that didn't do this. For years.

    Story goes that one of the researchers came home really depressed one day and his wife asked what was the problem. So he explained it. Says she (while opening a can of soup, as the story goes): "Why don't you seal it in a steel can?"

    Thus (with the addition of composition changes to avoid swelling enough to burst the can) was born the sealed in steel leakproof dry cell.

    Of course Union Carbide (Everready) challenged the patent as obvious. "Oh?" says the judge. Turning to the Ray-o-Vac folk he asks: "How long did you work on this problem before you though of the can? How many engineers worked on it? How much did you spend?" Turning back to the Union Carbide guys he asks them the same thing. Answers: Years of work, lots of guys, lots of bux. "It's only obvious in hindsight. Rule for the defendant."

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  17. Re:Story told me by patent atty when I was applyin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't "obvious only in hindsight" to the guys wife. Or to the soup can manufacturer - if anyone had bothered to ask them, the first answer would have been to put it in a can, before even hearing what the problem was.

  18. Re:Story told me by patent atty when I was applyin by sarren1901 · · Score: 1

    But it was completely novel to the battery makers. The people who's business it was to make batteries and in theory best situated to make improvements in the battery field. If putting it in a can was dead obvious, then why did these companies spend years trying to figure it out? It clearly was no obvious to them.

    I agree with the judge's ruling because it was a novel idea for that specific industry.

    With the mail case, if it was so obvious then why didn't the postal service come up with it first? They are stealing his idea because they don't want to pay for something they should of figured out for themselves, but clearly did not.

  19. Except we don't know what is patented by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the patent, so I have no idea what the patent covers. I don't know what the invention is that is patented. Have you read it? I might read it after I put kiddo to bed.

    The summary mentions that the invention uses gears and levers - er I mean bar codes and scanners, but doesn't tell us anything useful regarding what is patented. The guy didn't pay gears, levers, barcodes, or scanners. He built something using these parts plus more, and patented what he built.

    1. Re:Except we don't know what is patented by parkinglot777 · · Score: 2

      I haven't read the patent, so I have no idea what the patent covers.

      Here is the application of the patent -- U.S. 2003/0191651. And here is the patent itself -- U.S. 6,826,548.

  20. THINK OF THE CHILDREN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a father of 3 for god sake. That's all I need to know.

    In 2019 Either your a breeder or your a commie.

  21. Re:Is the Post Office a "person" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if USPS Inc. is not a person, then neither are any of the other "Companies are People too" companies

    Sorry, that's not on the table here (and for reasons having nothing to do with politics, as you later infer).

    It's really tough to take anyone seriously when they don't even know the difference between infer and imply.

    I predict you'll reply to this with "I could care less."

  22. Re:Story told me by patent atty when I was applyin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a dumb business method patent, that's why. Patents aren't supposed to be to protect business models -- that is completely counter to our capitalist system. Otherwise Netflix could have patented the idea of mailing DVDs via first-class mail (yes, I know they patented their envelope), Blockbuster could have patented the idea of movie rental stores, etc.

  23. Prior Art by Boricle · · Score: 1
    Interesting, but I think there were pre-existing efforts and publications in this area. I was peripherally involved in some systems that related to address matching - and one of the data points included in the barcodes was a "customer id" field that was going to be used for automatic unclaimed mail management - the sender of the mail would receive a list of returned mail from the post-office - and the postage would be destroyed.

    There's even some of the original documentation around for parts of it (though not expressly for unclaimed mail) from 98 / 99.

    a-guide-to-printing-the-4state-barcode-v31-mar2012.pdf - although the document is dated 2012 - that's just the most recent revision - the original dates back to the June 1998 (as listed on Page 2).

    This 1999 document australia-post-addressing-standards-1999.pdf references "Specification Number 203-4-State Barcodes" - which likely would also contains the same information.

  24. Re:Story told me by patent atty when I was applyin by cwsumner · · Score: 1

    Patents and innovations involving "cross-pollination" of previously unrelated industries, is actually quite common, So much so that some companies have reserchers looking for correlations between different fields, just to find such stuff.

  25. Not again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A private company doing something that the government does, but better. Shocking.

    The government running a mail service in this modern age is moronic.