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Consumer Reports No Longer Recommends the Tesla Model 3 (cnn.com)

Consumer Reports is pulling its recommendation of the Tesla Model 3, citing reliability issues with the car. "Tesla buyers are more likely to be satisfied with their car than customers of any other brand, according to Consumer Reports," reports CNN. "Yet the publication says many customers reported problems with the Model 3, including loose body trim and glass defects." From the report: "Consumers expect their cars to last -- and not be in the repair shop. That's why reliability is so important," said Jake Fisher, senior director of automotive testing at Consumer Reports. Tesla pointed to its overall customer satisfaction rating from Consumer Reports and said it has corrected many of the problems found in the survey. "We take feedback from our customers very seriously and quickly implement improvements any time we hear about issues," said the company statement. It said the survey was conducted from July through September, "so the vast majority of these issues have already been corrected through design and manufacturing improvements, and we are already seeing a significant improvement in our field data." Last May, the product testing website failed to give the Model 3 a recommendation due to issues with braking, but ultimately reversed its decision after Tesla released a firmware update improving the car's breaking distance by nearly 20 feet.

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  1. 1.0 Problems by locater16 · · Score: 3, Informative

    As usual with any product, beware version 1.0
    Any number of problems tend to crop up, I'm going on memory but I'm fairly certain this happened with other Tesla Models when they were first introduced as well. Those problems were sorted out over time, but buyer beware for being an "early adopter".

    1. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they have silly problems like the rear bumper cover falling off in the rain. As you know, keeping the rear bumper cover from falling off in the rain is something every other car manufacturer solved decades ago.

    2. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Informative

      The boot (trunk in US English) lets water in when you open it after its been raining too. It's pretty bad, all the water on the rear window rolls down into the opening.

      The auto wipers are still very unreliable. They work okay for some people, but not for many others. Tesla use a camera and AI to detect rain, rather than a $5 rain sensor like everyone else. Also the only way to control the wipers is via the touchscreen.

      The screen crashes some times. When it crashes the wipers stop too. Not ideal in heavy rain.

      As TFA notes there are still a lot of fit and finish and especially paint issues too. Tesla concentrated on ramping up production rather than quality. If these were $10k cars they would get away with it, but people expect a lot more for $50k, and a hell of a lot more for $80k. Well, even $10k Hyundais are generally better in that regard.

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    3. Re:1.0 Problems by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      This is why I drive a Toyota. A Tacoma, not a Prius.

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    4. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We own a BMW 3 series. It has about 101K miles on it and the starter is going out (intermittently doesn't even try to crank the car). It took BMW 2 weeks to properly diagnose the issue. Then, they wanted $1246 to replace the starter!

      Turns out, that is actually sickeningly reasonable on this vehicle that seems to be expressly designed to be a maintenance nightmare. Replacing the starter requires removing an obscene number of components INCLUDING the freakin' intake manifold!!!! Even then, the primary bolt faces the rear and is tucked up behind the firewall. Getting a socket onto it requires a ridiculous assembly of u-joints and extensions.

      Most starters on this series go out in the 100K mile range, so this is expected maintenance in an age where cars routinely go 200K+ miles.

      These cars are so unreliable, in general, that I've even read reports of owners who claim they have no problems but include insanity like replacing the water pump every 30K miles in their maintenance schedules in order to achieve that "no problems" mark.

      As the BMW 3 series is the main competitor of the Model 3, Tesla really has a very low bar to achieve reliability leadership in its class. I doubt any of their real performance equal competitors are matching their reliability.

    5. Re:1.0 Problems by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The boot (trunk in US English) lets water in when you open it after its been raining too. It's pretty bad, all the water on the rear window rolls down into the opening.

      Many other cars suffer from this problem.

      Also the only way to control the wipers is via the touchscreen.

      False. There is a button at the end of the left stalk.

      I will agree that the auto-wiper function needs work. IMHO, good and bad performance seems to be related to crosswind.

      The screen crashes some times.

      Never happened on my Model 3. I think there are some Model 3s with hardware issues that cause the crashes. Most people don't see any crashes, but a very small number of people see lots of crashes (my impression from the forums).

      As TFA notes there are still a lot of fit and finish and especially paint issues too.

      Again, not on my Model 3. I think the fit and finish issues were mostly on early Model 3s and now people are more critical. Take a look at the creases on other cars as you drive: you will see many cars where the creases don't line up properly.

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    6. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and this BMW had a remarkable number of issues in the first 20K miles including a transmission replacement, 2 computers, and the front grille falling out while driving down the road. Another issue it has today is that the glove compartment is locked due, probably, to a solenoid burning out. The stupid thing is a vault that BMW says can't be fixed without cutting it open and replacing it with a complete new glove compartment. I will never own another BMW.

    7. Re:1.0 Problems by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      No... assembly problems happen when you try to build your cars in a make-shift tent because your production capacity isn't up to task.

    8. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they have silly problems like the rear bumper cover falling off in the rain. As you know, keeping the rear bumper cover from falling off in the rain is something every other car manufacturer solved decades ago.

      Toyota issued a recall in 2017. They were literally following off when people stepped on them.

      Ford has had four recalls this month over transmissions and uncovered fuses.

      GM had recalls over trucks that couldn't turn right at low speeds.

      Shall I go on?

    9. Re:1.0 Problems by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Many other cars have a channel around the inside of the boot lid that catches the water that runs off the lid when you open it, draining it out under the car or over the rear bumper so you don't flood inside the boot.

    10. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have to. This is the sucker yuppie market who buys based on trying to impress people rather than quality of the product. To succeed in this market is 100% about marketing and charging an inflated price to support the customers ego.

    11. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I own a 2006 Ford Focus xz4 ses 2.0L and I have over 500k on it and it's still on the original engine, transmission. the only thing I have had to replace are the following:

      Tires
      Breaks
      Spark plugs
      Wheel bearings
      Battery
      Alternator

      For a 13 year old car, I'd buy it again and again if I had to, does it come with all these little toys? Nope and I am fine with that, I built a carputer for it, gave it a rear backup cam, in dash touch display with GPS, proxy parking sensors and a builtin OBD-II tool, has holographic displays for the speedometer, cluster gauge was replaced with all digital gauges.

      Now you're thinking why the hell would someone do all this work to shitty focus? Well that shitty focus has never left me on the side of the road, not ever, has never failed to start in the coldest weather and for $40 every week and a half it goes 700km+ easy.

      Sometimes (and just the tip mind you), new is not better, yes Tesla's are cool and all but, sometimes older is better, and in this case, I have given that car all it needs (for now) without spending anywhere near the amount it would cost me to by a Tesla.

      My thing with all these new cars is they phone home or a service (onstar) phones home, I don't want that, I don't want a car that can't be crippled, chipped or disabled remotely, if I wanted those functions I'd implement them myself.

    12. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes please, I like to see autistic people make lists.

    13. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      touchscreens should not be used when a car is in motion - with this knowledge, anyone who gets hit by a Model 3 can now sue the driver and the manufacturer - tactile controls were invented for a reason - if you hire only millennials, you'll end up reinventing things that were standard for a reason and end up with stupid things like wiper controls on a screen

    14. Re: 1.0 Problems by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Pray tell, how does the material of the building affect the build-quality of the vehicles assembled within? That's correct; given that we're not talking about a chip fab, it doesn't.Anything else stupid that you'd care to share??

    15. Re:1.0 Problems by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To people who didn't know better, they'd think that you actually have a Model 3. You don't - you're a consistent Tesla foe on this forum. You're just repeating FUD that you heard.

      Going down the list:

      1) There were two cases (out of hundreds of thousands of cars) of the bumper coming off. It wasn't due to being "in the rain", but rather driving quickly through standing water (the bumper was acting like a parachute, and Model 3 has crazy amounts of torque). These cases were half a year ago. No new cases have been reported since.

      2) According to the Model 3 Owners Survey, conducted last August (when autowipers were brand new; they've gotten better since then), the ratings for autowipers were:

      57,0%: They do their job just fine
      25,5%: Very rarely don't wipe, or wipe too often - but it's not a problem
      9,7%: Minor issues that probably should be fixed.
      7,8%: Moderate to major issues

      These are similar numbers to what you'd find for a review of any autowiper system - and this was the very first release.

      3) You can make the water go into the trunk by applying RainX to your rear windshield, which makes the water slide off faster and over the rear gutter. But there is a rear gutter (it was enlarged last year regardless).

      4) According to the Model 3 Owners Survey (again, last August, involving a lot of early vehicles) 76,5% were "very satisfied" with their exterior fit and finish, and 16,9% "mostly satisfied" (93,4% total). For interior fit and finish, the numbers were 80,2% and 17,0%, respectively (97,2%). Infotainment system satisfaction ("the screen") were 58,2% and 31,3%, respectively (89,5%). These are exceedingly high numbers.

      And these exceedingly high numbers show. Since we're talking about Consumer Reports, wouldn't it be great if they had polled what people thought of their cars? Why, they did! And of all of the different models from all of the different manufacturers, Model 3 owners loved their cars the most. 92% satisfaction. Specifically, the question they were asked about was whether, after having owned the car, they would make the same purchase decision again. So IMHO it's rather odd for Consumer Reports to recommend against a car that their own survey found brought their owners the most joy, and ALSO got the lowest VSS (combined probability of injury score) in NHTSA history.

      I do have two issues with CR's methodology, which I'll mention here.,

      1) They're giving the impression that we're talking about recent Model 3s here. This is not true. This data was collected on Model 3s from early last year to the middle of last year. These are early-run vehicles that they're talking about. For example, they mentioned the "phantom click" issue. That only existed on some vehicles delivered from February to April 2018 in the 4000-15000 VIN range, due to a bad batch of displays from a supplier. The problem has not existed at all in any form for nearly a year. Yet it's something that CR cites. Note how low those VINs are; Tesla's VINs are now nearly 300k.

      2) Specifically because of all of the anti-Tesla FUD, most Model 3 buyers went over their vehicles with a fine-toothed comb, in a way that buyers of other vehicles do not. There were even long "checklists" circulating around that many people used to make sure that their vehicles were flawless at delivery. Who does that for any other vehicle? Now, there's nothing wrong at all with doing this - diligence is great when buying a car. But it messes with self-reporting surveys like CR's. The more a person searches for any little issue

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    16. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pay with your helth - so, no big diff.

    17. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that shitty focus has never left me on the side of the road, not ever, has never failed to start in the coldest weather

      Then you were lucky that alternator failed while you were at home. Same with battery.

    18. Re:1.0 Problems by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Also, for serious EV news that apparently has flown entirely under the radar for most people today...

      Der Zellkonflikt mit den Zulieferern

      Short summary: VW wants to emulate Tesla and build Gigafactories (in conjunction with SK Innovation, which would be playing the role that Panasonic does with Tesla). However, they're being held hostage by their current supplier (LG), who is threatening to cut off all battery shipments to them (immediately) unless they drop their Gigafactory plans. VW is trying to find a way out of this mess, as they see the Gigafactory approach as being essential to ensuring a sufficient supply of cells at a low enough price to meet their target price points and be competitive.

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    19. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nissan recalled thousands of cars whose brakes caused fires.

      Volkswagen? I don't even feel like bothering,

    20. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porsche will bankrupt Tesla

    21. Re:1.0 Problems by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      The boot (trunk in US English) lets water in when you open it after its been raining too.

      Only if you do what Tesla tells you explicitly not to do: ceramic coat\rainX the rear window.

      If the water runs off at a regular pace with regular adhesion the water pours into the guides. If you put a hydrophobic coating on your rear window it runs off so fast that it overshoots the water guides and into the trunk.

    22. Re:1.0 Problems by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Many other cars have a channel around the inside of the boot lid that catches the water that runs off the lid when you open it,

      So does the Model 3. But it's hip to ceramic coat their entire model 3 aka put on a full body hydrophobic coating. What happens is the water runs off so fast that it shoots several inches across the gap into the trunk (boot) and across the channel.

      A stock Model 3 doesn't have this issue because the water doesn't evil kenivel the gap at highspeed.

    23. Re:1.0 Problems by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure where CR ranks the 3-Series, but the 5-Series was one of six models (including the Model 3) that CR pulled their "Recommended" ranking from in this latest update. But of course, if there's something negative to say about Tesla, it drowns out all other news.

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    24. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Average life expectancy keeps going up in the USA not down. Not sure what you mean you pay with your helth?

    25. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car companies won't succeed if you are not critical of them. At some point you need to actually have a product that works. Unfortunately they are making a car when the rest of the industry is going to SUV's and Trucks.

    26. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife's car battery did fail at home. Very convenient.

    27. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Average life expectancy keeps going up in the USA not down."

      Um, no?

      http://fortune.com/2018/02/09/...

    28. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent modded "Troll"? WTF?

      I guess there are some snowflakes with mod points.

    29. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla’s shot auto pilot system caused another crash.

    30. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pray tell, how does the material of the building affect the build-quality of the vehicles assembled within?

      Precise tolerances for quality control require precise climate conditions (tempature, humidity, etc...). Tesla’s tent has non of those things.

    31. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why I've never had that problem. I'm cheap :)

    32. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey retard, they never claimed they did.

    33. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porsche will bankrupt Tesla

      With a Taycan that specs a 0-60 time slower than my model 3? (The Taycan does have more horsepower/wattage, just motors that are behind the model S in efficiency, much less matching the efficiency of the motors in a model 3.)

      Maybe the Taycan will have better track performance than the model 3 performance, which is the only Tesla that is moderately competent on the track

    34. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes . because it gave us a chance to have an affair.

      Enjoy raising my sons.

    35. Re:1.0 Problems by rmdingler · · Score: 0

      Precipitation enters the suddenly not so closed boot as it finds itself precariously in the open position, evidently, during a precipitous occasion involving the fall of magic water from the sky.

      Embracing the rather obvious opportunity to troll this outcome, when the weather rock is wet, anything you open is subject to a wetting.

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    36. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "average" life expectancy. Not this years or last years or in 1997. The average life expectancy has risen over the last 100 years. Don't they teach statistics anymore.

    37. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't have one either, though.

    38. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit spraying the sofa, you fucking tomcat!

    39. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they don't teach grammar. "keeps" going up? Not really.

    40. Re:1.0 Problems by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      I see your Hatorade, but not any response to what Rei actually wrote.

    41. Re:1.0 Problems by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It doesn't deserve one. Tesla fanboys always claim they are buying $60,000+ cars because they want to "save the environment", but they always shout with glee when one of the other EV manufacturers has problems. It turns out that they don't care about the planet at all, but just want to hype the stock or virtue signal with their overpriced crappy cars.

    42. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such a craven little warrior for justice. Your schtick gets old.

    43. Re: 1.0 Problems by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 0

      Only nerds care about 0-60 specs. And only a peculiar sort of nerd.

    44. Re:1.0 Problems by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many other cars have a channel around the inside of the boot lid that catches the water that runs off the lid when you open it,

      My 1998 Audi A8 has the same problem, and that was a flagship vehicle built by an experienced automaker. The gutter is small and easily catches crap which affects its operation, so if you're not garaging the vehicle, you can easily get a bunch of water in the trunk. My 1982 MBZ 300SD is much better. Tesla is in good company here.

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    45. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have to be careful using names (words really) like Evel Knievel on /. The younger generation won't know who you're talking about. They'll just stare at you with Bambi eyes and blink nervously. Come to think of it, they probably don't even know what Bambi is...and no, Bambi was not a stripper.

    46. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha good comeback lametard.

    47. Re:1.0 Problems by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      There was no Tesla fanboyism in that post. Tesla wasn't even the point. This is why you don't chug the Hatorade, it makes you fly off the handle and say shit that's just embarrassing.

    48. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no sofa, it's Horace Slughorn.

    49. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given the recent anti-Tesla FUD by some guy with a website "debunking" the NHTSA's report that found auto-pilot reduced the chances of crashes by 40%, it's clear that there's an organized anti-Tesla campaign going on right now.

      Seriously, how does a guy with a blog and an Excel spreadsheet "debunk" a months long investigation by an organization dedicated to improving safety?

      But, for some reason, it was reported as news anyway.

    50. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, how does a guy with a blog and an Excel spreadsheet "debunk" a months long investigation by an organization dedicated to improving safety?

      It’s pretty easy to debunk when the NHTSA did such a shit job in the first place. But go on thinking it’s some vast conspiracy against cult leader.

    51. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but rather driving quickly through standing water (the bumper was acting like a parachute, and Model 3 has crazy amounts of torque). "

      The amount of torque available is completely irrelevant to hitting standing water. The bumper design was poor and inexperienced, other cars do not have the same issue. This was a terrible attempt at spin.

      "Factory paint quality is generally worse on more expensive cars, not better."

      Citation required. I've had conversations with multiple body repairers and car detailers (paint thickness is important to know before paint correction) that have directly refuted this.

      More expensive vehicles typically have thicker paint layers. The exception is expensive sports vehicles attempting to save weight.

    52. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, most Tesla owners are too busy sucking their own d1cks to notice!

    53. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you have micro Trump cock to suck?

    54. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normally, you are a complete fucking idiot but I find myself agreeing with you 100% on this one.

      What did you do with the real AmiMojo?!?!

    55. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah,yes, the non sequitur TDS victim has finally arrived! I knew you would show.

    56. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, my friend just bought a tesla model 3. I am not a fanboi, or a hater, i cannot afford luxury vehicles period.

      His car has been back to the shop several times. There are large wait times to get into a shop. One was for cosmetic defects that were noted on delivery. One was for a charging issue. But the main problems he has had in the first few months of ownership are:

      1) Snow will slide happily right into the trunk and makes a huge mess. I told him to wipe his windows off before he gets in the car like a normal person would, but this does lend credence to having water ingress problems in the trunk.

      2) charging at 110v in the cold (not super cold, like -2*c) will not work, for him anyway. It takes something like 4kw to run the heater and the 110v cannot provide enough power to run the heater and charge the car at the same time. It is supposed to activate the heater only untill the battery is hot enough, and then switch over to charging but this does not happen. This may be some kind of defect, or a design flaw that may be corrected with over the air firmware, but its definitely a problem for him. Tesla recommends that he install a 220v outlet to overcome the problem but in his case that will cost about 5k to rewire his whole house to meet various codes, and install a new subpanel. (I said to him, luxury cars cost mad money for accessories dude, deal with it!)

      If you do love tesla model 3, its possible your love of it may cause you to consider these issues minor, however its not what i would expect out of a $70,000 car.

      He is the same, he still loves it. But is getting slightly annoyed with tesla not giving him good enough resolutions to things like this, and their long wait times, with substandard loaner vehicles.

      It does have an amazing amount of torque though my god... like a god damn forklift on steroids. I hate the touchscreen, and the requiring of a cell phone to operate the car, but maybe thats just me.

      Another effect is that it creates an enormous amount of smug. He thinks hes single handedly saving the planet, calls "normal" cars, ICE, and really thinks that within 10 years the majority of car sales will be electric. I just don't buy all that hype, but i told him to call me when i can get a used one for $500, which is the most i will ever pay for a car personally.

    57. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Never happened on my Model 3.

      Hey whoever57, why are you spamming slashdot about "my Model 3", but not posting over at the de facto Model 3 owners forum M3OC?
      Hell KarenRei doesn't even own a Model3 and he post there regularly.
      Seems to me you are faking ownership of your Tesla my friend.

    58. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the lying bitch who constantly shills for Tesla and thinks anyone who doesn't want to suck Elon's cock must be shorting stock.

    59. Re: 1.0 Problems by misnohmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope, it's a permanent beta problem. Elon is very proud how they "improve" their cars every 2 weeks. They are using agile software development model but applied to the hardware+software product, i.e. ship minimum viable product asap, fix and add new features as you go. They've been making the Model S 7 years now, still has problems whenever they decide to upgrade hardware, and with over the air updates you always have to check what broke this time, though some things get fixed or added. They've had the only viable EV on the market, plus I consider myself an early adopter, so I am a customer, but mature product Teslas are not. I got my wife into one 2 years ago, she is not an early adopter, so for example she didn't read the release notes one morning which stated somewhere in there that in their wisdom Tesla decided to auto-unfold mirrors as soon as the car starts moving. So when my wife folded the mirrors manually, as she did many times in the past, and started backing up, crack, the mirror unfolded and broke off on a wall. Yes, they fixed it on next release, but too late for my wife's mirror - there goes $600, just another cost of driving a beta car Then there are features which Tesla sells but delivers to future cars only. One good example was the highly touted P85D which was supposed to produce 691hp. It didn't at first, but Tesla assured owners a software update is coming. Eventually they delivered a car which can produce that power, but it took 3 redesigns of the battery so only available for new cars. The original owners got an excuse "your motors can produce that power, and the car can handle it, but with your battery the most you will see is 463hp, which is about 50hp more than the non performance car you could have bought for $25K less". They offered a retrofit to 500hp for an additional $5K, but to get the advertised power it would require an upgrade to a brand new P100D, which would cost roughly $80K. They sold cars in 2014/2015 with "blind spot warning" which was supposed to come via software upgrade, turns out Elon was smoking something when he decided it can be done using nothing but parking sensors (who knew when going down the highway parking sensors don't work, eh?), so they quietly removed the feature from the website. Current cars, 4 years later have better blind spot monitoring, but that requires 8 cameras and a powerful computer (simple, reliable radar based solution is too boring for Elon), so again, they delivered but only to new cars. Anyone heard of Full Self Driving sold in 2016 through 2018? It does absolutely nothing today, and chances are it never will for those who bought the cars back then. Oh, but the car can play fart noises through the speakers on demand - a breakthrough feature on one of the recent over the air updates. Welcome to agile development for cars.

    60. Re:1.0 Problems by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      My 2007 F150 (second engine) with 240k miles tips its hat to your Focus. 500k miles in just over a decade is burly.

    61. Re:1.0 Problems by Rei · · Score: 2

      What car does snow not fall into? I've never in my life owned a car that's managed to completely prevent snow ingress.

      You're not supposed to charge on 110V, you're supposed to install a proper charger. I mean, it's great that Model 3 is efficient enough that you can usually actually get away with it, but the US's NEMA 10-15 sockets are a joke when it comes to power output - they can barely run a hair dryer, let alone a whole car. A proper wall charger has 8 times the power output.

      That said, if your friend doesn't want to / can't install an actual charger (who buys an EV without having a plan for charging it?), and can't connect to, say, a dryer or range socket (they're vastly more powerful than a 10-15), I'd recommend a Quick 220 for him. It has two plugs, which you plug into out-of-phase sockets (it checks), producing a single split-phase (double voltage, double-power) socket.

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    62. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Rei, you seem to have confused my reply with another one. I didn't say anything about the bumper...

      The rain issue is a design flaw: https://youtu.be/hCv_Ha0oWjE

      Some have speculated that it might be fixable with a better seal that catches the run-off water, but I think it has too much velocity by the time it gets down there.

      I did actually have a Model 3 pre-order but cancelled it. Aside from anything else it's too small. Very low, the boot entrance is tiny. Sat in one in the UK, the driving position is not great. Plus the quality issues were very off-putting.

      According to the Model 3 Owners Survey

      The problem with these kinda of informal survey, especially on an aspirational product like a Tesla, is that they rarely give any kind of accurate reflection of reality. This XKCD is also highly relevant: https://xkcd.com/937/

      On the Ars article someone reports that the screen crashed while driving, and the wipers stopped working. Imagine suddenly having no wipers in heavy rain on the motorway. Maybe they work great 99.999% of the time, but like Autopilot occasionally decides to drive at speed into a wall that 0.001% failure is pretty serious.

      They're giving the impression that we're talking about recent Model 3s here.

      That's Tesla's problem really. If they shipped crap for a year and it clogged up their service centres and pissed off consumers, just saying "oh but we fixed it now, honestly in a year you will find that these cars have had fewer problems" isn't really going to cut it.

      To be fair they do seem to be improving, especially on paint and panel fit. But that doesn't really help early adopters or give CR something they can work with.

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    63. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      The problem is unrelated to ceramic coatings and the like. It affects all Model 3s.

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    64. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bambi was not a stripper? Are you sure...?

    65. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Hold on, after being told that I can charge anywhere on the road and I just have to go there if the lights are on if I'm running out of power at -40C and I can charge, you are now saying "You're not supposed to charge on 110V"?? Oh this is precious.

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    66. Re: 1.0 Problems by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You would have to be an absolute fucking idiot to read Rei's post and conclude that she was happy about VWs problems.

    67. Re:1.0 Problems by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hold on, after being told that I can charge anywhere on the road and I just have to go there if the lights are on if I'm running out of power at -40C and I can charge, you are now saying "You're not supposed to charge on 110V"??

      You can:

      A) Charge on 110V
      B) Charge at -40C
      C) Preheat the vehicle

      Pick any two.

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    68. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What car does snow not fall into?

      Mine. It's a rather rare car though. Maybe you've heard of it. It's called the VW Golf. It manages to avoid this problem by not getting more narrow at the top. As such, when snow falls off, it misses the inside of the car.

    69. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ok so if I skip C and then have to crank the heat once I'm out on the highway how comfortable will the vehicle be and how far will the battery take me?

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    70. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, what you're saying is, so long as you make it so you can't see through the back window when it's raining, you should be fine? Do you see the problem with this?

    71. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Rei, are these troll mods anything to do with you? Hope you are not using sock puppet accounts and it's just some misguided fan.

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    72. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I just read an article about how the battery range goes down 42% at -8C and how important it is to warm the vehicle when charging if you want range. -8 is an early spring day here.

      Why do EV owners always hide these unpleasant truths?

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    73. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Probably because when Tesla got the rating there was a Slashdot article about it.

      Live by the sword, die by the sword. Wanting all that positive publicity for your favourite iCar means you get all the negative too.

      https://tech.slashdot.org/stor...

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    74. Re:1.0 Problems by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      Could you not buy a $60k+ car AND want to save the environment? Are they mutually exclusive?

      If I buy a reasonably equipped 3500 series truck, I'm easily into $60K+ but you'd be hard pressed to argue the $60k truck is as environmentally friendly as a Tesla.

      The value / cost of the car doesn't really factor into 'saving the environment', if on a per km basis, you aren't negatively impacting the environment as other cars in the same cost bracket, you can safely and accurately say you're 'saving the environment'

      You keep linking the cost of the car with the environmental impact and I'm not sure why.

    75. Re: 1.0 Problems by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Porsche will bankrupt Tesla

      With a Taycan that specs a 0-60 time slower than my model 3?

      • With a car made by a car manufacturer that has a rudimentary understanding of ergonomics
      • Having a 300-mile range
      • and 800 volt charging permitting sub-30 minute recharges
    76. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -8 is an early spring day here.

      You have to live in Nunavut or Fairbanks, AK for that statement to actually be true.

    77. Re:1.0 Problems by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      I've yet to see anyone 'hide the truth'. It's just physics and chemistry. Cold negatively affects battery range. You can do a bunch of things to mitigate it but it's a fact of life

      What you're ignoring is that most EV drivers find ways to accommodate those scenarios and it's not like they have to make fundamental changes to their lives in order to do so. If it's -40 outside, maybe they leave their coat zipped up. Maybe they leave their gloves on. It's not like ICE drivers suddenly take their coats off and get changed into swimwear when it's -40 just because the inside of the car is toasty.

      EV sceptics always focus on the reduced range in cold weather, but ask yourself this: If you commute 50km to work one way and your EV has a range of 400km that drops to 200km, does it really mean you can't get to work and back home on a single charge?

      I have a PHEV with a small battery (7.2kwh I believe..) and my commute it around 40km one way. In the summer, I can get to work no problem on battery power alone. In the winter, I can get to work on battery power* if I don't use my seat heaters and leave the heat on the lowest fan setting. My world doesn't end by making those small adjustments.

      I have a Level 2 charger at home, so I program the car to pre-heat itself right before I leave and I also program my engine block heater to warm up the engine fluids. That way, when the engine doesn't need to kick on to give me warm air. None of those things are huge deals.

    78. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about driving on the highway in cold weather. Not driving to work in cold weather. If you're telling me I"ll need a charging station every 1-1/2 hours, that is completely unworkable. Having to wear winter gear in a vehicle is not workable. These are not small inconveniences, these are severe impediments. People can die on the highway if they get stuck since there is no cellphone reception in a lot of places.

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    79. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit your BMW is expensive to maintain. I had no idea. Somebody mod this guy up. Hey any knowledge about whether the pope is catholic?

    80. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do have two issues with CR's methodology...

      Their "methodology" is that every year for decades, they send out a survey to people who actually own the products they test. These were Tesla owners who reported these issues.

      Tesla may well have corrected those issues. If so, the correction will be noted in next year's survey.

      Find something else to get outraged against. Consumer Reports is on the side of the consumer. As one of the very, very few media outlets that accept no advertising, buy all the products they test, and report the survey results from actual product owners, I trust them way more than I trust you, and will not let them be misrepresented.

    81. Re: 1.0 Problems by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Seriously, how does a guy with a blog and an Excel spreadsheet "debunk" a months long investigation by an organization dedicated to improving safety?

      By diligently understanding the data they looked at and spotting the errors they made while misinterpreting it.

      Hopefully they'll learn from the experience.

    82. Re: 1.0 Problems by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "Welcome to agile development for cars."

      All automakers tend to make frequent changes to their vehicle, because of the well-known phenomenon that buyers value newness. Yes, it matters whether something is better than the competition, but it also matters whether it is perceived as new. Most of these changes are trivial fiddling of appearance, but sometimes they make actual changes in the middle of model cycles, or even model years. Ford has historically been one of the worst offenders in this category, frequently making mid-year changes that later complicate repair.

      Tesla is currently unique in that they are the only automaker making OTA updates that affect actual functionality, but every automaker is looking to do the same. I believe most of them will hold out until they deploy autonomous vehicles, however. Those vehicles have to be connected to networks to function correctly. Dealers don't want OTA because flash updates are simple jobs that they can perform quickly, but they get drivers into dealerships where they can be sold service, supplies, or other automobiles. And there are good reasons to perform service at the dealership, as well. For example, I just had the T21 emissions recall performed on a 2006 sprinter van. It went well enough, but for T1Ns produced from 03-05 there is a risk that the cluster will have to be replaced with a brand new, updated unit, or it will fail to shut off, and it will drain the battery. If you did the update via OTA, you wouldn't catch this, and the owner would just wake up to a dead battery. (Unfortunately, Mercedes didn't figure this out in a timely fashion, and then they didn't communicate it clearly to downstream dealers or to Dodge, so it happened to a lot of people anyway - with some drivers having their cluster replaced with a remanufactured unit more than once before a new cluster was installed.)

      Therefore, let us not pretend that upgrade SNAFUs are the sole property of Tesla, Inc. Every automaker has upgrade woes.

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    83. Re: 1.0 Problems by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Every gas car maker was touting 0-60 times. Till Tesla wiped the floor with their tails. Now it is not an issue.

      The only place ICEV is still holding on is in price below 40K, refueling speed. The BEV prices are falling inexorably. In three years, it will be at 30K. Refueling speed will become a non-issue. People will adapt to 30 minute breaks every 250 miles.

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    84. Re:1.0 Problems by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      I think the lack of stories where Tesla drivers have died in the cold probably tell us more about the scope or likelihood of the problem..

    85. Re:1.0 Problems by bgarcia · · Score: 1

      1) Snow will slide happily right into the trunk and makes a huge mess.

      It amazes me that people think that this is a Tesla-specific issue.

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    86. Re:1.0 Problems by slash.jit · · Score: 1

      Agree.. Same on my Model 3. Good thing is that many of the issues will be fixed by Tesla by Free OTA Software update.. Traditional manufacturers cant do that.

      I am a Model 3 consumer and I definitely recommend Model 3, it is a game changer.

    87. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The boot (trunk in US English) lets water in when you open it after its been raining too.

      Only if you do what Tesla tells you explicitly not to do: ceramic coat\rainX the rear window.

      If the water runs off at a regular pace with regular adhesion the water pours into the guides. If you put a hydrophobic coating on your rear window it runs off so fast that it overshoots the water guides and into the trunk.

      Funny how other cars don't have this issue at all, like my 13 year old Lexus. I Rain-X the windows all the time and yet the gutter beneath it never has trouble keeping water out the trunk when the lid is opened (when the lid is closed there is a thing called a gasket that also prevents any wind-blown water from entering the trunk.)

    88. Re:1.0 Problems by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Having to wear winter gear in a vehicle is not workable.

      Guess how I know you're not from around where I live.

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    89. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Because no one who drives in an environment like that would ever buy a Tesla.

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    90. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      No, we wear winter gear here, I'm from Manitoba. But if I'm going for a long drive on the highway I take it off.

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    91. Re: 1.0 Problems by misnohmer · · Score: 1

      No other manufacturer changes things every 2 weeks. No other manufacturer ships unfinished product planning to OTA the features when ready, or even things like shipping a car without ever driving it outside of sunny California. Oops, bumpers fall off or Model 3 in heavy rain, let's fix it for new cars. Oops, turns out Model 3 freezes up in the winter - dang, we don't get that white stuff here in the valley, let's see what we can do. All the other guys do way more testing before shipping, yes they will miss some things, but not to that degree. You don't have to wake up every day thinking what broke now with the latest ota update. Once Tesla moves on to new hardware, old hardware us orphaned too. For example, they started shipping new main computer in March 2018. One of my cars has the old MCU. It's been getting slower and some features like the browser haven't worked in months! Not a priority for Tesla because new cars have a new MCU now. And they don't allow people to downgrade to last version where most things work, the update to latest is mandatory. Not to mention that they reworked the UI to suit the Model 3 and unified the software, so the Model S has to run UI for Model 3 which doesn't account for a second screen (instrument cluster) because Model 3 doesn't have an instrument cluster.

    92. Re: 1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you wanted to save the environment, you wouldn't try to go as fast a possible. And if you bought the car to have fun, why did you buy something that you have no control over?

    93. Re: 1.0 Problems by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No other manufacturer changes things every 2 weeks.

      Sure, instead they fail at design and then the customer has to live with it for the life of the vehicle.

      No other manufacturer ships unfinished product planning to OTA the features when ready,

      No, they ship poorly designed product, planning to solve the problem in a later model year.

      Oops, bumpers fall off or Model 3 in heavy rain, let's fix it for new cars.

      Yeah, that was dumb. But they're hardly the first car company to have bumpers fall off, either. Lots of dumb out there.

      Oops, turns out Model 3 freezes up in the winter - dang, we don't get that white stuff here in the valley, let's see what we can do.

      Lots of automakers' vehicles have problems with doors freezing shut and the like. It happened to my lady's 2000 Astro (which is the second generation of that vehicle, mind) out here in sunny California.

      All the other guys do way more testing before shipping, yes they will miss some things, but not to that degree.

      Yes, absolutely to that degree, even after years and years of development, and for that matter, decades of experience.

      Once Tesla moves on to new hardware, old hardware us orphaned too. For example, they started shipping new main computer in March 2018. One of my cars has the old MCU. It's been getting slower and some features like the browser haven't worked in months!

      If your car is out of warranty, no automaker gives a shit about you, except maybe Porsche, and Mercedes but only just a little bit. If it's still in warranty, send it back for service over and over and over again until they care.

      Not to mention that they reworked the UI to suit the Model 3 and unified the software, so the Model S has to run UI for Model 3 which doesn't account for a second screen (instrument cluster) because Model 3 doesn't have an instrument cluster.

      So the instrument cluster is just an instrument cluster now, or what?

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    94. Re:1.0 Problems by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      It affects all Model 3s.

      And you know this how? From your extensive collection of precisely zero Model 3s?

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    95. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It affects all Model 3s.

      And you know this how? From your extensive collection of precisely zero Model 3s?

      Last time I checked Karen Pease/KarenRei also has extensive collection of precisely zero Model 3s.
      Also whoever57, you're the Musk fanboy faking ownership of "my Model 3".

    96. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      White people like you.

    97. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's a design flaw. Every one made has it.

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    98. Re: 1.0 Problems by misnohmer · · Score: 1

      Tesla's go-to "diagnosis" whenever you take it in for most issues is "it will be fixed in the next firmware". When it doesn't come few weeks down the road, the excuse is "oh, the fix must have not made it, it will be coming next update". It's not that the service people are trying to make excuses, they are awesome, but they get that BS from Tesla corporate. Elon thinks he can fix everything in software. One of the cars I bought had a problem unfolding one of the mirrors, and even when unfolded it would go limp. I noticed that on delivery day, the answer "new firmware is coming", after 2 ota updates which fixed nothing I demanded a new mirror. Service was happy to do it, but the new mirror developed the same problem a week or two later. 3 mirrors and 4 months later finally got a mirror which worked. Turned there was a out the new mirror assembly which went into production in Dec 2016, and in agile development tradition it was wasn't exhaustively tested - let the customers find the problem. Turned out that it wasn't fixable via firmware as Elon would like, so finally the techs got a bulletin to replace it with a mirror produced after 4/2017 (my car was 12/2016) which finally fixed the problem.

      Things like music not playing, browser not working, weird sounds instead of blinker sound, the service even touch that because they know it's just a software issue, so you'll get a "reboot it and see it it fixes it" or "known issue, wait for next update". If you insist, they will wipe all your settings and perform a factory reset, which may make it work for a day or two. Having owned Teslas over the last 6 years, I got to know some of the techs, they are an awesome bunch, but they can only do what corporate Tesla will let them. Since the Model 3 more than doubled the number of Teslas on the roads, service centers are so swamped now that appointments are over a month away in a lot of places, and in MA apparently even when you get an appointment, cars have been reported sitting in a queue for over 2 weeks! If your car needs parts, the wait can be many weeks if not months. Given that, making an appointment for stuff you know they can't fix will just leave you without a car for possibly over 2 weeks - pointless.

      Oh, as for Model 3 experience on Model S, UI squished into portrait orientation (Model 3 is landscape) and the media player is forced on the screen at every occasion - when you get in the car (even if you hid it before you left the car), almost every time you go to any menu, like to turn on headlights or seat heaters or heated steering wheel, or change suspension level to clear a snow buildup on the road (and yes, it can be dangerous to have to navigate through so many menus with tiny buttons on a not very responsive touch screen while driving). Why the media player forcing is annoying, because there already is a media player display on the instrument cluster and it can be operated from the steering wheel (only on Model S or X), so the one on the main screen is only needed when doing some advanced controlling. The "unified" version which unifies the Model 3 and Model S/X experience sucks big time, most S/X owners who had older versions hate it. Oh, and on older MCU (any car build pre-March-2018) the screen response time sucks too, but again, Model 3 has the new computer and new S/X do too, so not a priority for Tesla.

    99. Re: 1.0 Problems by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Given that, making an appointment for stuff you know they can't fix will just leave you without a car for possibly over 2 weeks - pointless.

      Wait, they don't loan you a car while you're waiting for them to fix your car under warranty? To me, that's the biggest news here.

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    100. Re: 1.0 Problems by misnohmer · · Score: 1

      Ha, ha. One of Elon's PR lines was "everyone gets a P100D loaner while in service, with an option to buy it when you return". In 6 years I never once got a P100D (or top level configuration at the time). Also, in the last year or two, loaners are very hard to come by, and you can't even book an appointment with guaranteed loaner because the loaners are on first come, first serve basis, and once they run out for the day, they offer complementary Lyft ride if you live or work nearby, but no, they don't cover unlimited Lyft rides anywhere you need to go for however long the car is int he shop. The cars stuck for 2 weeks waiting for anyone to even look at them seems to be a new thing, caused by the flood of Model 3's no doubt - https://teslamotorsclub.com/tm...

    101. Re: 1.0 Problems by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      in the last year or two, loaners are very hard to come by, and you can't even book an appointment with guaranteed loaner because the loaners are on first come, first serve basis, and once they run out for the day, they offer complementary Lyft ride if you live or work nearby, but no, they don't cover unlimited Lyft rides anywhere you need to go for however long the car is int he shop.

      Well, that is completely goddamned unacceptable. Let me be clear, I am not a Tesla fanboy. I don't think his muskiness can do no wrong. I'm just not an anything fanboy, except maybe the GPL, and also oral sex. Not in that order. New automakers often have teething problems, but Tesla seems to be improving their vehicles over time. However, not providing you a loaner while your vehicle is waiting for service is just wrong, especially if promised in such exceptional terms. I would also be annoyed by the problems you describe with the GUI, but then, I always thought the touchscreen control of everything was a bad idea, and I still do.

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    102. Re:1.0 Problems by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      And you know this how? From your extensive collection of precisely zero Model 3s?

      It's a design flaw. Every one made has it.

      In other words, you are a troll, or perhaps a paid shill, with no actual knowledge on the subject.

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    103. Re:1.0 Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1
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    104. Re:1.0 Problems by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

      Who told you this?

      Hopefully you're smart enough to not take the word of random Internet posters as fact. If not, consider this a learning opportunity.

    105. Re:1.0 Problems by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe that driving 1.5 hours is common?

      I took a road trip in 2006, but that was over 12 years ago. I haven't driven more than 70 miles in any single day since then. Certainly there are people who commute thousands of miles a day and bring hundreds of people with them, but their vehicle of choice is usually made by Boeing or Airbus, not Ford or Toyota. It would be silly for Tesla to consider that a design target.

      If you need to travel 1.5 hours per day in frigid weather then by all means select a suitable vehicle, but if you think you're typical or average then you clearly have a very loose grip on reality.

    106. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I grew up with many people who have cottages 3-4 hours away that are used in the winter and then when you get there there is only a gas generator or fire for heat. So, yes I do believe it is common.

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    107. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ice fishing is a huge thing here. Which means you have to drive for some time and go sit on a frozen lake.

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    108. Re:1.0 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you know this how? From your extensive collection of precisely zero Model 3s?...

      In other words, you are a troll, or perhaps a paid shill, with no actual knowledge on the subject.

      Hey whoever57, you have a stiff boner for that troll/shill/no knowledge tranny Karen Pease/KarenRei don't you?

      Hey wait a minute, are you faking Model 3 ownership to garner the homosexual affection of one KarenRei?

    109. Re:1.0 Problems by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Relying on your vehicle to supply enough heat for you to survive in a vehicle is idiotic. You should always dress for the weather, and should be wearing that clothing in the vehicle. If you get stuck for whatever reason you need to be able to survive. ICEV aren't anymore immune to getting stuck in inclement weather than EV's. Taking off a hat or gloves isn't a huge deal because they can be replaced in seconds, but you should absolutely be wearing your coat. If you're involved in an accident you don't want to risk exposure to the elements getting a coat on when you could already be disoriented from an impact. Even having grown up in a state with pretty mild winters I experienced weather that would impair your mental and physical faculties within seconds of exposure without proper clothing on. You should always be dressed for the weather, doing anything else is taking a gamble. You'll likely win that gamble most of the time but when you don't you're in for a world of suck, if not death.

    110. Re:1.0 Problems by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to wear a big parka that fills up the entire drivers space if I don't have to. That's ridiculous.

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  2. Now with enhanced "breaks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A 20 foot improvement... I sure hope it goes at least 528000000 feet before it breaks.

    1. Re:Now with enhanced "breaks" by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Last May, the product testing website failed to give the Model 3 a recommendation due to issues with braking, but ultimately reversed its decision after Tesla released a firmware update improving the car's breaking distance by nearly 20 feet.

      Ugh, you weren't even joking.

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  3. Manufacturing Is Hard by labnet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I design and have engineers and programmers develop for me and mass manufacturing reliable systems is really hard. The 80:20 rule means there will always be an issue you don't pick up in pilot runs. The other car manufacturers have had decades refining designs and production systems. I'm actually surprised Tesla have had few problems as they have had.
    but.. providing they survive, they will learn just like all the other car companies have, and fix their quality issues... it's a balancing act between capital expenditure (in tooling, engineering, prototyping, testing) and profitability.

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    1. Re:Manufacturing Is Hard by arth1 · · Score: 0

      it's a balancing act between capital expenditure (in tooling, engineering, prototyping, testing) and profitability.

      If it's made in the US of A, yes, profitability is all that matters. Reputation is only relevant if it increases profitability.

    2. Re:Manufacturing Is Hard by misnohmer · · Score: 1

      Or they won'r survive and get bought out. Once the other guys catch up with EV drivetrains, Tesla will have a hard time competing. Selling untested cars (what the heck, we never drove this thing in snow, let's just sell a hundred thousands and see what customers complain about the first winter, then we fix it for new cars) is not going to play well with most customers. I personally bought 4 Model S cars, but am totally ready for competition, with features delivered on day one as opposed some "some day in the future", things not breaking from one mandatory update to the next, some physical buttons for things like turning on headlights or changing suspension level while driving, instead of pecking ever smaller buttons (they get smaller every major release) while navigating through ever growing number of levels of menus on a touch screen. I swear, if the government didn't force Tesla to have a physical stalk, in order to turn on the blinker you'd have to navigate 4 levels of menus: "Controls->Lighting->Directional Signals->Left->ON". :-(

    3. Re:Manufacturing Is Hard by dittbub · · Score: 1

      Ya nobody else likes profits

    4. Re:Manufacturing Is Hard by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Ya nobody else likes profits

      Oh, everybody likes profits. The question is whether this takes precedence over every other concern.

  4. It is Consumer Reports after all by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've given less credence to their reports over time. There are some vehicles they simply don't like.

    Jeeps come to mind. I'm on my third one now (still have two) and happy with them. They do what I want my vehicles to do, and I've put a lot of trouble free miles on them.

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    1. Re:It is Consumer Reports after all by couchslug · · Score: 1

      CR has had a hardon for Jeeps for many years.

      Jeeps function pretty well though Wagoneer automatic transmissions and some V8s were pieces of shit that put many nice donors into salvage yards before their time.

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    2. Re:It is Consumer Reports after all by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      CR has had a hardon for Jeeps for many years.

      And how! I've Had a few of their unrecommended Jeeps, I have to say that there has to be some major disconnect somewhere.

      Jeeps function pretty well though Wagoneer automatic transmissions and some V8s were pieces of shit that put many nice donors into salvage yards before their time.

      I was lucky enough to get a Grand Cherokee with the inline six. Over 200K on it, and it was still going strong when I sold it. Not easy miles either.

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    3. Re:It is Consumer Reports after all by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I fully trust Consumer Reports ... to change their mind in 5 minutes and put it back on the recommend list. Seriously though I have given up on them too.

  5. Re: 430 Problems - empties the bong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bribery funding secured brah. Time to order a pizza

  6. CR? by msauve · · Score: 1, Troll

    For any product I know well, it's obvious to me that CR doesn't. Maybe they're good with washer/dryers and refrigerators, IDK.

    But I do vividly remember them knocking points off a VW car in the 1970's because it didn't have separate left and right turn signal indicators. The only thing that told me was that CR drivers found it difficult to remember which direction they intended to turn.

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    1. Re:CR? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      So Consumer Reports knocked points off a car because consumers had issues operating it?
      Weird. Oh wait, that's their job.

    2. Re:CR? by msauve · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I offended you. I simply didn't realize there were so many people like you who couldn't remember which way they wanted to turn on the road.

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    3. Re:CR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of hard to do what they do.

      They are not industry insiders and are neutral reviewers. Unfortunately, they make assumptions about why people are buying things and what is important to them.

      Their bicycle reviews were atrocious and kept decent cheap bicycles from being sold for decades (you shouldn't be able to lock the front tire with the front brake, not stopping distance)

      They clearly have a bit of a problem creating truly objective tests for some things. And some things don't really fit their model well.

    4. Re:CR? by aybiss · · Score: 1

      Indicators are so that other people know what direction you're turning, not to remind you of which way you're going.

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    5. Re:CR? by msauve · · Score: 1

      Indicators are so that other people know what direction you're turning, not to remind you of which way you're going.

      Whoosh. You're talking about turn signals, on the outside of the car. I'm talking about the light which indicates that those are active - if you drive, you know, the indicators on the instrument panel which the driver sees.

      For a long time, VW only had one in the center, which blinked with the exterior turn signals. It didn't matter if it was the left or right, it was just an indicator that your turn signal was on (along with the clicking of the relays that were then used). It's there so you know if you accidentally bump the turn signal stalk, or if it doesn't clear automatically because it was an obtuse turn.

      There was (and is) simply no good reason to have two, unless the driver couldn't remember which way they wanted to turn, because they needed a reminder.

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    6. Re:CR? by msauve · · Score: 1
      Add-on. The terminology is from 49 CFR [section] 571.108. This pretty much sums it up:

      S9.3.1 Each vehicle equipped with a turn signal operating unit where any turn signal lamp is not visible to the driver must also have an illuminated pilot indicator to provide a clear and unmistakable indication that the turn signal system is activated.

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    7. Re: CR? by aybiss · · Score: 1

      Lol my apologies then, I had no idea. In Australia the "indicators" or more often just "blinkers" means the lights on the outside of the car. I don't know what I'd call the ones on the dashboard, I've l literally never had to describe them. Thanks for clarifying!

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  7. I fear poor support long term by zippo01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I fear long term, support will be poor and parts hard or impossible to get. I have heard several reports or refusal to sell parts to unverified persons or people with blocked VINs, (the vehicle was salvage). They are also very technology driven, which in the past has shown does not age well. Hey look at my Tesla with a 10 year old LCD screen! Give me a knob to turn or button to press. Nothing worse then touch screens.

    1. Re:I fear poor support long term by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Just buy something else
      Mazda has decided to not put any touch screens in their new cars, due to driver distraction.

    2. Re:I fear poor support long term by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      To be totally honest? I'm not sure a Tesla is a car anyone is going to keep trying to hang onto for the "long term"? By that, I mean we already know the average vehicle owner doesn't keep a car or truck more than about 6 years. The Tesla S had an unlimited mileage, 8 year warranty covering battery pack or drive motor failures, so even the very oldest 2012 models still have warranty on those items through next year.

      But looking forward at things? I think you're going to see serious depreciation happen as soon as those 8 year warranties are up, and that, in turn will force prices down on the Model 3. Teslas have held their resale value pretty well because they didn't manufacture huge numbers of them to begin with, but also because all of them on the road have various states of warranty coverage - plus Tesla is still supporting them with things it *could* end at any time. (EG. All the Model S's purchased through 2016 had unlimited free supercharging bundled with them, which transfers with the car's resale. All of the Model 3's and S's have integrated cellular modems with LTE service paid for by Tesla for streaming music and the GPS maps.)

      IMO, Tesla is marketing their vehicles more like high-end computer sales than the way traditional vehicle sales are done. How many people are going to keep a 10-15 year old computer running? Sure, a *few* will consider them collectible - but they're going to cannibalize other ones to keep their specimens going. That's how these cars will pan out too, if my guess is correct. Tesla WILL start making parts hard to obtain after a while, but by then - your car won't be worth a whole lot and you'll only be in a small minority of hard-core enthusiasts if you're even TRYING to keep it. The tech in it will be way outdated by then. You'll probably have far quicker charging, better "auto pilot" features and MUCH more if you invest in a newer model.

      There are definitely some items on these cars that independent mechanics could service, but the demand doesn't seem to be there to make it worth the time of most to learn how to do it? Certainly, the Model S has long been plagued with door handles that stop auto-retracting/opening properly, and they can be obtained online easily enough. It's just kind of a bear to do the labor involved to swap the things. The "air suspension" is pretty much using Mercedes parts, as I understand it. So that, too, *could* be serviced by someone other than Tesla. It's just that currently, I bet 99.9% of shops would be afraid to touch it.

    3. Re:I fear poor support long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the opposite. Hard buttons cannot be upgraded. Icons can. that is why tesla can improve the UI and the system itself. When you have hard buttons, you cannot upgrade a UI or system functionality at all. If you have buttons, great. Buy a new car to upgrade the functionality. Tesla improved the security with an over the air update. They added a new button for this. With hard buttons, that is impossible to upgrade. You are thinking in terms of old cars. Great. Now think of the benefits of LCD screens. Need a new one? don't buy a new car. Upgrade the screen. With time, this gets even easier to do.

    4. Re:I fear poor support long term by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      But looking forward at things? I think you're going to see serious depreciation happen as soon as those 8 year warranties are up, and that, in turn will force prices down on the Model 3.

      Actuall statistics show that battery packs on Teslas hold up very well (when not abused). Long term prognosis is much better than an ICE vehicle. Do you think traditional gasoline engines are successfully tested by their manufacturer over an equivalent 1 million miles, like the Model 3 motor?
      https://cleantechnica.com/2018...

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    5. Re:I fear poor support long term by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mazda is ditching touch screens and going back to physical controls, and that's not going to save them money unless they reuse the same controls across many models, or reuse controls from some other automaker. They are including a HUD, though. Probably that can be reprogrammed, but since it's Mazda, they never will.

      Physical controls are superior in lots of ways, though. At minimum, you should have them for the lights/signals, wipers, HVAC, and the audio volume. Well, that and the steering, brakes, and throttle :)

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    6. Re: I fear poor support long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 1997 computer is my router - pentium MMX 233 @250mhz. 256mb ram. Original mobo, power supply. The only change from its original configuration is the CF card that replaced the spinning IDE disk. Sound blaster also for the odd time when I want to play s DOS game on native hardware

    7. Re:I fear poor support long term by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How many people are going to keep a 10-15 year old computer running?

      10 years ago, computers didn't last for 10 years. Then they did. My current main home machine is now 9 years old. I haven't gone to any special effort to keep it struggling on; it just works.

      It's a mildly special case in that it was a very high end luggable (thinkpad W510, 16G RAM), not a shitbox but in terms of the specs that count it's actually very solidly in the respectable category. It has 16G RAM which is still considered a high end (but not super high end) laptop category. And it's got tons of disk from when I replaced the unused DVD drive with another SSD.

      AND IT'S 9 YEARS OLD!!!

      Thinking about that, it's astonishing. It'll actually take 32G these days with modern DIMMs, and though I'm unlikely to do that upgrade for a while.

      It looks very battered, battery life is probably a good 10 minutes now, though it had a terrible battery life even when new.

      But it basically works. It might actually be the first computer I own that wears out before it stops being useful. Weird thought.

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    8. Re:I fear poor support long term by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've never had an ICE engine fail on me, I drive them until the body falls apart. I guess we'll see how Model 3s do.

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    9. Re:I fear poor support long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mazda is ditching touch screens and going back to physical controls, and that's not going to save them money unless they reuse the same controls across many models, or reuse controls from some other automaker. They are including a HUD, though. Probably that can be reprogrammed, but since it's Mazda, they never will.

      Physical controls are superior in lots of ways, though. At minimum, you should have them for the lights/signals, wipers, HVAC, and the audio volume. Well, that and the steering, brakes, and throttle :)

      It's another reason why I like Lexus, they've kept many of the physical buttons for frequently accessed functions and also have the little joystick instead of a touchscreen that is easy to get used to. You keep your hand in one place instead of leaning over to reach all these silly menu options like in other cars and don't end up with dozens of ugly finger prints obscuring the screen either.

      The last couple rents I had used touchscreens and it was a danger just trying to change what album was playing as I HAD to take my eyes off the road all the time, especially since the buttons kept moving around between menus so you can't memorize the position of buttons instead. Also for some dumb reason there were no steering wheel controls for the stereo either, not even for the volume level.

    10. Re:I fear poor support long term by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Joysticks are even worse than touch screens, because you have to keep track of what you are pointing at. But yes, modal displays are bad for the same reason. A minimally modal touch display with only a couple of modes accessible while moving is at least a compromise.

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    11. Re:I fear poor support long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internal combustion engine engines are for sure totally bombproof.

    12. Re:I fear poor support long term by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      By that, I mean we already know the average vehicle owner doesn't keep a car or truck more than about 6 years.

      Your wrong about how long people keep cars.

    13. Re:I fear poor support long term by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      By that, I mean we already know the average vehicle owner doesn't keep a car or truck more than about 6 years.

      Your wrong about how long people keep cars.

      You're wrong about what statistic that page provides, and also about how to use apostrophes. That page discusses the average age of the fleet, not how long the first owner kept the vehicle. Fleet age increases as vehicle quality increases, and also as average purchase price increases — since wages don't keep up with inflation, people tend to have to keep cars longer whether they want to or not. Both of those things are happening, so it would be surprising if vehicle age weren't increasing.

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    14. Re:I fear poor support long term by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      criticizing punctuation...

      The final refuge of the scoundrel.
      ;)

    15. Re:I fear poor support long term by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      criticizing punctuation... The final refuge of the scoundrel.

      You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.

      I wouldn't have made a whole post for that, but I felt a need to throw it in there. No doubt it's a personal failing :)

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  8. Intake manifold by guacamole · · Score: 2

    Actually you could be surprised how many relatively trivial repair jobs could require removing the intake manifold since the components are being packaged more tightly with each generation. This specially applies to most cars with transversally placed V6 engines. Most people for example get a sticker shock when they find out how much it costs to change the spark plugs on the rear bank on such engines.

    1. Re:Intake manifold by toadlife · · Score: 4, Informative

      This specially applies to most cars with transversally placed V6 engines.

      Yep. In order to save $300 on labor, I replaced the spark plugs on my 2004 Hyundai Sonata, which involved taking the intake manifold off, which involved taking a bunch of other pieces around manifold off.

      I did it, but it was a nightmare and in the end I wished I'd spent the $300.

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    2. Re:Intake manifold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's two kinds of people in the world, those who can spin a wrench and those who cry like bitches.

    3. Re:Intake manifold by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I replaced the spark plugs on my 2004 Hyundai Sonata, which involved taking the intake manifold off,

      You think that's bad? On my 2004 Subaru Outback with the H6 engine, spark plug replacement requires disconnecting the engine from its mounts and jacking the engine up.

      I saw a video of replacement of a headlamp bulb on a Ford: it required removal of the front bumper -- and this is a part that will likely need replacement several times during the life of the car.

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    4. Re:Intake manifold by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually you could be surprised how many relatively trivial repair jobs could require removing the intake manifold

      Had to pull it to do crankcase breather hoses on my A8... and that engine is longitudinally mounted.

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    5. Re:Intake manifold by msauve · · Score: 1

      What's the complaint? Now-a-days, they only get replaced every 100K miles, and you can stretch that because the engine controls will compensate for a lot. It used to be they got replaced every 10K just to keep all the cylinders firing, and that was assuming your carburetor was correctly adjusted.

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    6. Re:Intake manifold by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      Amateurs. I've got you all beat :)

      On my Chevy Avalanche, to get to the rear most spark plug, you have to loosen the engine from it's mounts and then drop it a few inches. To change a spark plug. You. Have. To. Lower. The. Engine.

      Folks on YouTube have gotten around it by using a bunch of swivel connections but then you also run the risk of something falling into the depths of the engine bay, never to be seen again - unless you're doing 100 down the highway, the steel extension bar drops out and the poor sap behind you hits it.

    7. Re:Intake manifold by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Try replacing fog lamp bulb in Subaru Legacy L 2006. I gave up.

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    8. Re:Intake manifold by msc.buff · · Score: 1

      What year Avalanche? I have replaced the full set of plugs and wires on my 2002 and it didn't require lowering the engine.

    9. Re:Intake manifold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This specially applies to most cars with transversally placed V6 engines.

      You mean the kind that died out in the 1990s?

    10. Re:Intake manifold by samwichse · · Score: 1

      I had to take off the intake manifold to replace the knock sensor on my 2000 Honda. PITA job for a crappy little plastic sensor that screws into the block under the manifold.

    11. Re:Intake manifold by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I had to take off the intake manifold to replace the knock sensor on my 2000 Honda. PITA job for a crappy little plastic sensor that screws into the block under the manifold.

      Same on the Audi V8 engine, except there's one in the valley and one on the left side which is also a PITA to reach :)

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    12. Re:Intake manifold by toadlife · · Score: 1

      There's two kinds of people in the world, those who can spin a wrench and those who cry like bitches.

      It's 2019 bruh. I do both.

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  9. Premium handbuilt item are premium by sphealey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since the beginning of Tesla experienced transportation people have observed that it has always been possible to carefully build premium automobiles (and buggies, and chariots, and oxcarts) and sell them at low volume for a premium price at a decent profit to the founders. The difficulty comes when the seller fills its premium market and tries to expand to volume. Daimler-Benz and Cadillac managed to do that successfully; 10,000 competitors from 1895 forward did not. And Tesla? Still to be seen.

    1. Re:Premium handbuilt item are premium by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      If anyone can do it like Benz and Cadillac, it's this guy. Musk gets it. He's a vocal proponent of off planet settlements to mitigate the likelihood of human extinction, and he understands how to get things done politically.

      I for one, welcome our musky overlords.

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    2. Re:Premium handbuilt item are premium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the sarcasm tag. Musk is a con artist. He's not even very smart.

    3. Re:Premium handbuilt item are premium by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      He is a former white South African with family members who have worked in the diamond business. How can you say he's a con artist?

    4. Re: Premium handbuilt item are premium by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Actually he's still white.

    5. Re:Premium handbuilt item are premium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The term you use when you want to say "white South African" is Afrikaner. Some offended Afrikaner will chime in here with the "correct" dictionary definition, but everyone, including them, will know EXACTLY what you mean. They don't call thier black folks Afrikaners even if they can speak Afrikaans.

  10. Do people follow the CR recommendations? by Ecuador · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do people actually follow the Consumer Reports recommendations? Just curious.
    Personally, the one thing I liked about CR was the "Consumerist" blog their subsidiary ran, but after they unceremoniously closed it down nothing else about CR seems of value. Hence the curiosity, does the public take them into account in buying something like a car?

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    1. Re:Do people follow the CR recommendations? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Hence the curiosity, does the public take them into account in buying something like a car?

      When considering an auto purchase, I definitely take into account the results of their ownership reliability surveys. Did this a couple months ago, actually - ended up buying a 2015 Toyota Camry to *sniff* *sniff* replace my long-serving, faithful old 1993 Ford Escort.

      On a side note - I was unreasonably sad about giving up that old beater, but I'm loving the Camry so far.

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    2. Re:Do people follow the CR recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please change your name!

    3. Re:Do people follow the CR recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... you ... ARE ... 93 Escort Wagon ... WTF?

    4. Re:Do people follow the CR recommendations? by tquasar · · Score: 1

      I bought two vehicles using a CR guide that showed how much dealers pay the mfgrs for cars. The guide suggested how much the salesman, manager and dealer should make ( a few hundred to I forget how much) . Bought an F-150 by phone and fax, agreed on the options and price with the fleet sales manager and the truck was built the way I wanted it. It was shipped to the dealer less than two weeks later. The manufacturers also send money to dealers for meeting sales goals.

    5. Re:Do people follow the CR recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you please rephrase this anecdote about your cars as a car analogy involving only a '93 Escort?

    6. Re:Do people follow the CR recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CR is the only totally unbiased consumer guide in the U.S. It takes no advertising. It pays for every product it tests. CR has stood the test of time.

  11. Consumer Report Gods by maxrate · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a Model 3 - picked it up June 2018. I'm in Canada, only thing wrong with the car is cold battery issue and had some issues with the charging port freezing. Brought it into Telsa, they fixed it in 2 hours. Wife drives almost exactly 100 miles daily, we are saving a LOT in fuel. I believe our electrical bill at the house has gone up by about $100 a month vs the $500+ in fuel we were spending on her previous ride. The car steering is tight, accelerates amazingly, refreshing interior, a pleasure to drive. Definitely worth the minor (very minor) trouble we have experienced with it. Already 18,000 miles on the car, feels the same since day one. Can't say the same about my Chevy Tahoe. 2016, 38,000 miles stupid issues all over the place. Cold battery a big deal? No it does not affect my wifes 100 mile commute. When cold, doesn't accelerate as quickly (still plenty better than most cars) and takes longer to charge. I score the car an easy 9 outta 10. Thinking about a model X now too.

    1. Re:Consumer Report Gods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude your name is maxrate and you just plugged a Tesla.

    2. Re:Consumer Report Gods by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Bingo. No more money left over for a rental ICE to go on a long trip. Poster scores the car a 9 out of 10 but I see 5 out of 10 kind of problems just in this comment.

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    3. Re:Consumer Report Gods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. No more money left over for a rental ICE to go on a long trip. Poster scores the car a 9 out of 10 but I see 5 out of 10 kind of problems just in this comment.

      Exactly. Poster is stating what his Dear Leader wants him to say.

    4. Re:Consumer Report Gods by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      How come? The problems maxrate mentioned are:

      Charging port frozen (fixed in 2 hours, not really an issue anymore apparently)
      Doesn't accelerate as quickly when it's cold, but still plenty quick enough so no issue..?

      So you're marking it as a 5/10, over 18,000 miles, based on a frozen charging port than was fixed in 2 hours and hasn't been a problem since? Surely the $400 monthly savings is nothing to sneeze at?

    5. Re:Consumer Report Gods by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you are, but where I am you cannot use anything that will potentially freeze in the cold. At the airport here they have the cash machines for the parking lot closed have the time because apparently they can't engineer them with cracks sealed enough, and once freezing rain gets in them they are done.

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    6. Re:Consumer Report Gods by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is you're satisfied with your car, by CR's standards that means you won't recommend it to others.

    7. Re:Consumer Report Gods by froggyjojodaddy · · Score: 1

      I'm in South Western Ontario

    8. Re:Consumer Report Gods by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ok same deal then.

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    9. Re:Consumer Report Gods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was a used Corolla or Civic that got ~35mpg not good enough for you?

    10. Re:Consumer Report Gods by trawg · · Score: 1

      Out of interest, do you have an indoor carpark for the car? I spent a couple years in the midwest and (having come from Australia) was surprised by how much a big deal parking indoors was for things like avoiding having to scrape ice off your windscreen in the morning.

      We had several friends that had (lightly) heated garages - I can't quite remember why, maybe to stop things like wiper fluid freezing? - but I imagine that would help with the cold starts at least at one end of the commute?

  12. TentTech by JBMcB · · Score: 2, Informative

    When your automated assembly line fails and you rely on out-of-process-import-workers-from-another-line-and-final-assembly-in-tents technology, you are going to run into quality problems.

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    1. Re:TentTech by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. This should be obvious to everyone except for people like Rei who think it is normal ("Agile") to build cars in tents.

  13. Not easy to start a car company from scratch by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 2

    People seem to think that starting any business should be as easy as opening a lemon aide stand. However starting something like a new car company isn't remotely easy even if you have tons of cash and an army of engineers and technicians who know exactly what they are doing. It takes decades to learn the little tricks and trade secrets needed to ensure your product is as good as the competition. This is why we can't build another Saturn V rocket despite the fact that we still have one we can take apart and we still have the original blue prints. In reality, it would be cheaper and easier just to design a brand new moon rocket than to try to make another Saturn V. Also, I am sorry libertarians but this is a major problem with your fantasy of a completely free market. Once a car company takes out its competition it will be almost impossible for someone else to come in and compete. The remaining car company will then be a monopoly and will be free to screw over consumers any way they want. Sometimes it is good when the big scary government orders a company to break into smaller ones.

    1. Re:Not easy to start a car company from scratch by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      People seem to think that consumers give a shit.

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  14. "Consumers expect their cars to last" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most cars today are what car enthusiasts consider "lease cars".

  15. Watch the Road by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Who cares about upgrades ... I can adjust all of the controls in my Honda by touch, without taking my eyes off the damn road.

    I know, I know, one more year and you won't need to drive them anymore.

    The popout screen on the Model 3 is just garish to me, but when they have a HUD instead I might well reconsider. The screen-based UI for cars will seem just "so 2010's" once a real car UI is developed.

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  16. This entire post is an AD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck would you post a link for CNN to link to the actual story when you have the real link in your first post?

    This is shitposting astroturfing at its worst

  17. Every owner I know (4 currently) loves their Tesla by millertym · · Score: 2

    For all the flak news outlets throw Tesla's way every now and then, the evidence from actual owners on my own small part of the world has never expressed any level of unhappiness with the Model 3 or Model S.

  18. Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they love their status symbols. It would invalidate them to not love their status symbols. That's no different than middle class BMW owners ... except for the part where the middle class is subsidizing Teslas. That part is completely fucked.

  19. Re:Every owner I know (4 currently) loves their Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all the flak news outlets throw Tesla's way every now and then, the evidence from actual owners on my own small part of the world has never expressed any level of unhappiness with the Model 3 or Model S.

    Loving a crappy car isn't a new thing. Even in posts on this very page there are people going on about their Jeeps and how Consumer Reports isn't fair to them.
    Just because you like your car, possibly even love it, doesn't mean it is more reliable than the average vehicle.
    If people could just be honest about these things... but, people are never honest about anything, so it's best not to listen to anyone.

  20. Wipers from the stalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Also

    Also the only way to control the wipers is via the touchscreen.

    This too is wrong. A single tap on the left stalk button starts the wipers. Holding the button down turns the wipers on with the washer fluid spray.

    Tesla is by no means a perfect company (or the Model 3 a perfect car), but teveryone realizes that much of the over-the-top FUD here comes from short-sellers, right?

  21. Common motif displayed in this comment section: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “In most cases, reliability issues will undermine satisfaction,” Fisher adds. “But when a vehicle has an enthusiastic following, like with Tesla, owners may overlook some issues. We’ve seen this with other vehicles such as the Jeep Wrangler and Chevrolet Corvette.”

  22. Another attack against Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If any big car/oil company/investor etc wanted Tesla to have hard time, would it be hard for them to pay enough money to any magazine etc to make them change their recommendations/ratings and/or publish bad articles etc?

  23. Oh my gosh.. breaking vs braking.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Tesla released a firmware update improving the car's breaking distance by nearly 20 feet.". Alright, now I want to know after how many feet the car breaks down, LOL.

  24. Re:Every owner I know (4 currently) loves their Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ones on their 3rd motor are not as happy. I'm not the only one to go through that. I know that Honda and Toyota are not what they used to be in terms of initial quality. But if you were used to a late 90s Honda, the Tesla initial quality leaves a lot to be desired. Fix it again Elon!

  25. Consumer Reports credibility by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

    I look at CR for information, but don't put much faith in their "recommendations."

    They like to rate things they don't understand. I recall a review of bicycles (no clue what made one better than another), and lawn mowers (rated by intuition, apparently never tried them to see what worked better.) Cars should be an exception, given CR's focus, which makes their ongoing treatment of Tesla even more... concerning.

    I've seen nothing to suggest Tesla is worse than any other high end car. They're expensive but they also have good features, like performance, longevity, and a company that doesn't seem to see customers merely as wealthy prey. Very few German cars in Tesla's league have any appeal besides the mere fact of owning them, and cost as much or more to buy and much, much more to own. Japanese cars are better than European in pretty much every way, but don't outshine Tesla either.

    1. Re:Consumer Reports credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet almost every single car that more than fifteen years old that is still in regular use is German, French or Swedish. More than 500 000 km? Almost exclusively German. Older Japanese cars tend to end up at the scrapyard with structural rust or other problems that make it too expensive to get them past annual safety inspections...

    2. Re:Consumer Reports credibility by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

      People who can afford European cars and keep them after the first 2 years/lease tend to spend what it takes to keep them running. They don't run that long without constant and horrendously expensive maintenance, unlike many Toyotas that routinely last that long with little or no work.

      I have a BMW X5 commuter that is on the edge of that age range, and it's so unreliable that I won't drive it far from home, despite spending enough on it the last 2 years to buy a used Corolla (and doing most of the work myself.) BMW engineering has gone from great (my '83) to embarrassingly bad, and I've heard rumors about recent Mercedes. For all the jokes about Japanese plastic cars, they don't make cooling systems out of plastic, that self destruct every few years.

  26. Re:Every owner I know (4 currently) loves their Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's almost certainly an "audiophile effect" going on with Tesla. When you pay 40k more for your car, you feel 40k more quality even though really it's just a normal car that can accelerate a bit quick and has decent handling. Audiophiles will spend stupid money on things that get them absolutely nothing, but you better believe they can hear the difference with the $800 shielded mains power cable! An owner doesn't want to think there are any problems, because if there were then they'd have been stupid for overpaying so badly, and nobody wants to be stupid. So for any issue: They bury it and put on a smile to save themselves from the cognitive dissonance, and they aren't even aware this is happening. It's a flaw in human psychology. We aren't capable of being passively objective.
    Apple, BMW and other "premium" companies use this effect as their business model.

  27. Gee, let's compare to Nissan by PortHaven · · Score: 0

    2012 Nissan Versa Sedan - Continuous rattling of heat shield (commonly identified problem reported by many owners). Transmission replaced at 53,000 miles due to slipping. Decent gas mileage, averaging around 35.5 of 38 MPG HWY rating during my commute. Traded in for a Nissan Rogue

    2014 Nissan Rogue - After intermittent issues, blower motor fan fails just past 1 year of ownership, dealer states it is due to the fuse. Vehicle is outside of warranty by about 800 miles. And cause the fuse is considered a consumable - not covered by the extended warranty. Out $750, less than 6 months later it fails again. Minor cosmetic panels on seats break off. And the vehicle average 23.5 MPG (less than the Rogue's 25 MPG CTY rating) on the same identical commute. Vehicles routinely reported to never get anywhere close to their rated mileage. Even in test after test and review after review.

    I wonder, has Consumer Reports pulled its "Recommend" rating for either Nissan vehicle? I wager not...despite many of the problems I reported above being common enough to fill user forums with threads. Go figure.

    1. Re:Gee, let's compare to Nissan by inking · · Score: 1

      2019 Nissan Executive - confiscated by the police indefinitely. Had to get a new one in the meantime.

  28. re: Tesla battery packs by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter that the statistics show their batteries "hold up well". The reason you'll see serious depreciation is the realization that IF the battery fails on you, you're going to be out about $18,000 to buy a replacement, out of warranty.

    Don't get me wrong... I'm a Tesla owner myself, right now. (Used 2014 Model S here.) I like the cars a lot. But the idea they'll run far longer than a comparable ICE vehicle without any major repair costs? That's just not realistic. I can get even a big block V8 engine completely rebuilt, and possibly even with some upgraded internals while I'm at it, for under HALF the cost of replacing a Tesla S battery pack. And as others pointed out -- you have the whole computer system/touch-screen assembly in the dash that's not very likely to hold up for over 10 years or so. (Most first generation Apple iPads are developing various screen issues like lines down the middle or dark spots, if they didn't just fail outright -- and that was regarded as a pretty good quality touchscreen. I don't see evidence a Model S or 3 screen is going to do much better? Many of them already have issues with yellow borders forming around the edges of the display, because the glue inside starts failing.)

  29. Re: Tesla battery packs by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    I think that Tesla will replace the screens at a not too outrageous cost. I see a posting that shows a cost of ~ $1k (although the screen cannot be replaced by itself on older cars).

    As for batteries: there is a Model S that has done 400,000 miles. It's had two battery replacements, both paid for by Tesla. The first battery lasted 194,000 miles and failed because of abuse (consistently charging to 95 - 100%).

    It doesn't matter that the statistics show their batteries "hold up well". The reason you'll see serious depreciation is the realization that IF the battery fails on you, you're going to be out about $18,000 to buy a replacement, out of warranty

    I see an opportunity for an aftermarket warranty. That's what insurance is best at: providing cover for expensive but rare events.

    Most ICE vehicles are scrapped after 200,000 miles, so battery replacement at this time isn't really an issue when comparing to ICE vehicles. What's better: spend money on a new battery, or scrap the vehicle?

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  30. can't wipe his own ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You pull the splash guard off, unplug the connector, and unscrew the cap. If you really really wanted to, you can take the whole bumper cover off in 10 minutes with 2 simple tools. I just converted mine to LEDs last week. You should take it to someone else. I also suggest buying velcro shoes and wearing a helmet wherever you may go.

  31. Re: Tesla battery packs by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    They might offer reasonably priced screen replacement, but the older vehicles are still going to be out the cost of a whole new computer assembly AND screen. (There's a known issue where the soldered-on flash storage on the older Teslas fails from too many read/write cycles after a while. And Tesla themselves pushed a lot of those flash chips close to the edge when they logged far too much data to them, until more recent firmware updates backed off on that.)

    And I know all about the "Tesloop" Tesla S used for taxi service that logged 400,000+ miles. But the fact remains, that vehicle is probably an outlier that Tesla has been overly generous about doing warranty work on, because it makes for such good P.R. for them. (I can assure you, I run into folks on the Facebook Tesla forums every week who are struggling with failing battery packs that Tesla refuses to replace as warranty repairs.) If anything, service has gotten much WORSE with all the Model 3 sales going on. The service centers are over-booked and looking for any reason to turn someone away.

    Honestly? It seems to me like there's a great business opportunity for shops who can take apart the Tesla battery packs and replace only the defective groups of cells in one that are failing. Most battery pack "failures" involve conditions where between 1 and 3 groups of individual cells are holding far less charge than the ones around them, creating an "unbalanced" battery pack. I imagine the biggest challenge is in getting the exact replacement cells needed?

  32. Model 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, why are there model 1.0 issues in the Model 3?