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$200 Million Dollars a Year Could Reverse Climate Change, Says Wave Energy Pioneer (bbc.com)

dryriver writes: BBC Future reports on a geoengineering technique called "marine cloud brightening" that makes marine Stratocumulus clouds -- which currently reflect almost 30% of total Solar radiation back into space -- whiter, causing them to reflect more sunlight away from earth. Professor Stephen Salter of Edinburgh University, a well-known 1970s wave and tidal power pioneer, has designed an unmanned hydro-foil ship, computer-controlled and wind-powered, which pumps an ultra-fine mist of sea salt toward the cloud layer, causing it to turn white: "'Spraying about 10 cubic meters per second could undo all the [global warming] damage we've done to the world up until now,' Salter claims. And, he says, the annual cost would be less than the cost to host the annual UN Climate Conference -- between $100-$200 million each year. Salter calculates that a fleet of 300 of his autonomous ships could reduce global temperatures by 1.5C. He also believes that smaller fleets could be deployed to counter-act regional extreme weather events.

Hurricane seasons and El Nino, exacerbated by high sea temperatures, could be tamed by targeted cooling via marine cloud brightening. Salter boasts that 160 of his ships could 'moderate an El Nino event, and a few hundred [would] stop hurricanes.' The same could be done, he says, to protect large coral reefs such as the Great Barrier Reef, and even cool the polar regions to allow sea ice to return. So, what's the catch? Well, there's a very big catch indeed. The potential side-effects of solar geoengineering on the scale needed to slow hurricanes or cool global temperatures are not well understood. According to various theories, it could prompt droughts, flooding, and catastrophic crop failures. Another major concern is that geoengineering could be used as an excuse to slow down emissions reduction, meaning CO2 levels continue to rise and oceans continue to acidify -- which, of course, brings its own serious problems."

316 comments

  1. this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The last thing I'm interested in is trying to figure out a way to make it even worse.

    1. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gets warmer that's some powerful global warming.
      Got colder? Thats all that climate change moving in.
      Always a reason for a new project.

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    2. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself.

      I've lived in central Texas for over 40 years and this is the warmest winter I can remember.

    3. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second snowiest Feb ever ( well, since 1893) and about third or fourth coldest in Spokane. I went cross country skiing through the neighbors alfalfa field this afternoon.

      And you want it to be colder?

      Personally I'm rooting for a return to the Pliocene Climactic Optimum. I told the kid not to buy any property less than 25 ft above sea level. End of mitigation.

    4. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Any excuse will serve a tyrant.

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    5. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denialist fatass retard tears are delicious, that's why. We're going to harvest you bitches. captcha : marinate

    6. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's not the weather! It's the climate!!"
      *single hurricane*
      "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

      You leftist communist fucks are so predictable.

    7. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah like you're some kind of complex puzzle

    8. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      The last thing I'm interested in is trying to figure out a way to make it even worse.

      It will soon be raining salt water .

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    9. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brits are sunbathing in February.

    10. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2

      Who are you, Kenny Bania? Get some new material.

    11. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Calydor · · Score: 2

      Second hottest February on record (hottest was 1990) in Denmark.

      This is why the plural of anecdote is not data.

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    12. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Informative

      Second snowiest Feb ever ( well, since 1893) and about third or fourth coldest in Spokane.

      Snow is more an indicator of high moisture than extreme cold. Also, it's called 'global' warming, not 'Spokane' warming.

      Here, check the worldwide map for January:
      https://data.giss.nasa.gov/gis...

      (next month you can go back and check world map for Feb)

    13. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You do not get it. Harder winters are one of the signs of global warming taking effect. Sure, things are getting warmer on _average_, but the real killer is that winters are getting colder and summers are getting warmer. This is well-known and not in dispute among the experts.

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    14. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been counting the number of polar bears in my back yard since the early 90's. They have shown no significant decline.

      But peer-reviewed journals won't accept my data and continue to claim it's anecdotal.

      Just more mainstream cuck liberal data scientists who won't consider data that conflicts with theirs just because I live free in the proud conservative state of Mississippi.

    15. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 0

      Climate is about global conditions, not the temperature when you step out of your home. The cold over the US last winter was precisely due to shifting weather conditions caused by climate change. All of that cold was missing over large parts of the arctic, where it normally would have belonged. Freak weather patterns are occurring more frequently.

    16. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      problem is the only way for him to watch the climate is steping out of home, since numbers on a piece of papper or a computer screen are not climate either, in fact are less of it than steping outside

      the fundamental problem of climate change is some people wont beleive the data is accurate, since it can be easily manipulated, and since the people doing the general everyday manipulation, the TV, are the same people reporting about climate change, people not beleiving in it is only natural. In fact, trusting them after they have told you so many lies during the entirety of your life, would be moronic

      I dont believe in global warming because of two factors: one, my skin isnt noticing anything different regarding the weather, and two, the people that report about man made global warming are consumate liars. Until at least one of those 2 things change i will mantain the only sensible position

      the 80s on the other hand, made more sense, people were worried about pullution, that you could actually see, but SOMEHOW we traded that, which made sense and was a real problem, for this global laming mistical crap that looks and feels like a religion

    17. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? It's been a record breakingly warm winter. Oh, you are confused between the USA and the whole world. Never mind.

    18. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you cite these lies?

    19. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I've been counting the number of polar bears in my back yard since the early 90's. They have shown no significant decline.

      I suspect that the polar bears in your back yard are locally extinct. Thus showing we're long overdue for reform.

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    20. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It will soon be raining salt water .

      I wondered that. How can we prevent the extra salt from travelling over land and adjusting the chemical composition of farm land. It almost seems like that could lead to a worse environmental disaster for places along the wind currents of these salt sprayers than global warming.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    21. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      Second snowiest Feb ever ( well, since 1893) and about third or fourth coldest in Spokane.

      Snow is more an indicator of high moisture than extreme cold.

      Hence all that snow in Florida.

      C'mon people, science!!!!!!!! How can you deniers be so anti science!

    22. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      So you think that all those scientists distributed on a global scale, along with all of their weather stations, and the different organizations like the Federation of American Scientists, NASA, etc. who are collecting satellite information and sharing data, being reviewed by their peers and science magazines, etc. You think it is likely all of that is one huge conspiracy?

      Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people.

    23. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Gets warmer that's some powerful global warming. Got colder? Thats all that climate change moving in. Always a reason for a new project.

      And it's soooo confusing some times!

      I wasin Florida most of February. It was unusually hot. Upper 80's, humid, sunny. Ahhh - there's Global warming!

      Came back to the Northeast, and snow! Freezing rain! Temps below or near freezing. So much for global warming!

      Amazing that some folks debunk global warming by looking out the window and taking in maybe a square mile of the world.

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    24. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Second hottest February on record (hottest was 1990) in Denmark.

      This is why the plural of anecdote is not data.

      Oz has been having a terrible time in the apparently chilly summer. Daytime highs of only 50 degrees....

      Oh..... wait..... that's 50 degrees C. For the denialists, that's over 120 degrees F.

      http://time.com/5506684/austra...

      Now I hesitate to do that sort of tit for tat comparison, as it is still weather. Brutal nasty scary weather.

      But when the denialists point to a area suffering through cold as if it negates the physics of atmospheric energy retention, it isn't difficult to point out areas that at the same time are suffering intense heat.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    25. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Second snowiest Feb ever ( well, since 1893) and about third or fourth coldest in Spokane.

      Snow is more an indicator of high moisture than extreme cold. Also, it's called 'global' warming, not 'Spokane' warming.

      Here, check the worldwide map for January: https://data.giss.nasa.gov/gis...

      (next month you can go back and check world map for Feb)

      In the Eastern part of the US, there is an area called the "Snow Belt" It is warmer than areas north of it, yet gets more snow. How can this be???

      As you note, it's moisture. While a fair bit warmer than it's northern neighbors, the temps hover around freezing, which makes for more moisture, and more likely snow storms. The resulting snow doesn't stay on the ground as long, but there is more of it.

      If the denialists watched other than Fox News, they would hear more about the anomalously warm places. I did a search on the record breaking heat wave Australia has been having, lots of dead wildlife, fruit bats cooking in trees and dropping off dead, days of 120 degree plus weather.

      Lots of coverage by apparently everyone. Four pages in - not one citation or article from Fox News.

      But hey - it snowed in Spokane! Time to rewrote the laws of physics.

      Fox News loyalists are being kept from the news. Or perhaps are teh lone stalwart of the truth, standing bravely against the entire world. If a place is getting unusual 120 degree plus temps, yet isn't reported, indeed the opposite is being pushed, there is a definite agenda.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    26. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So you think that all those scientists distributed on a global scale, along with all of their weather stations, and the different organizations like the Federation of American Scientists, NASA, etc. who are collecting satellite information and sharing data, being reviewed by their peers and science magazines, etc. You think it is likely all of that is one huge conspiracy?

      Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people.

      And only Fox News and Joe Bastardi stand in the way of the Conspiracy.

      But a bright new day is coming - there are flat earthers all over the globe now.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    27. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder what would happen if we pumped fine desert sand into the air (from the desert) in times to reach possible rain bearing fronts where they are needed, Coal pollution would also work - just a big city pollution is causing it to rain out to sea rather than traditional areas.
      Nobody cares about growing desertification - yet.

    28. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds more and more like scientology

    29. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Hence all that snow in Florida.

      No, that's an anomaly. Of course, as you probably won't realize, the cold air in Florida is just Arctic air that has moved there. In return, warmer air flows into the Arctic. No heat has magically disappeared.

      But below freezing temperature in Spokane area during February is normal. Combine that with higher moisture, and high amounts of snowfall is not a particularly shocking event.

    30. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      the fundamental problem of climate change is some people wont beleive the data is accurate, since it can be easily manipulated

      Not that easily. Data is collected by hundreds of independent organizations. And if you doubt them all, you can even set up your own weather station, and compare your local data with the officially published data in your area from your own weather service, or with global maps published by NASA or NOAA. You can go a step further, and organize a global network of amateur weather stations, and combine all the measurements. In the days of cheap internet technology, that should be pretty easy to do.

    31. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known colder Junes in the UK . One being in 1998, the warmest year to that point.

    32. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cities covered in concrete and smog. You guys are killing the rest of us green living citizens. Your shit covered streets. Your huge landfills. Your car filled lanes smogging up the sky. Your landfills are full of diapers, etc. You sick libs are nothing but hate filled hypocrites.

    33. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Butt butt... wait are you saying the world is not flat?

    34. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Actually, the people telling you that climate scientists are liars are themselves liars. Try tracking down what they say to what some scientists said. Most of the wild claims were the media, not the scientists.

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    35. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      As one who has been through temperatures that would have been unusually cold here when I was young, you're welcome. We're Minnesotans. We can take a polar vortex for the team.

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    36. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never understand how some people can consider it a bad thing to change ones views in the face of new evidence.

    37. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I wondered that. How can we prevent the extra salt from travelling over land and adjusting the chemical composition of farm land.

      Do it out in the middle of the ocean.

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    38. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a bright new day is coming - there are flat earthers all over the globe now.

      I see what you did there--but I'd have gone with "there are flat Earthers all around the globe now".

    39. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Butt butt... wait are you saying the world is not flat?

      I think it depends on the granularity. On the coast of Florida or Northwest Ohio, it surely looks pretty flat. Here in the Ridge and Valley region of PA - it's hard to tell what level even is.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    40. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by skids · · Score: 1

      One trend I can anecdotally justify my suspicions of... is that over time it has become necessary to scroll much further down in Slashdot threads to find the first comment that actually raises a point relevant to TFA.

       

    41. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      But a bright new day is coming - there are flat earthers all over the globe now.

      I see what you did there--but I'd have gone with "there are flat Earthers all around the globe now".

      I concur.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    42. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      This is really not a concern in the least.

      1) This already happens all of the time. Most of the rain already comes from the oceans. And every raindrop has a nucleus in the middle of some sort of aerosol. Sand, dust, salt. Saharan dust rains down on Florida, for example.
      2) Most of the earth is ocean. Most of the rain that falls falls on the ocean.
      3) Global circulation being what it is, a lot of places where you would do this the rain would fall back into the ocean before it reaches land.
      4) If this was an issue, every hurricane would destroy the soil it drenched forever. Places seeing multiple hurricanes would be barren wastelands.
      5) It's really not that much water. The key is getting it high enough to form the right clouds. It doesn't take a lot of water to do this, compared how much gets sucked up in a hurricane and dumped.

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    43. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      If you look at the massively increased temperatures in the arctic, it's not hard to see why we're seeing brutally cold winters. Something pushed that cold air down here and took its place.

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    44. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      And a very, very critical analysis of all of those data and sources has already been done. Richard Muller was a climate denier. Here's how he proved the scientists wrong: http://berkeleyearth.org/about...

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    45. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Salter's sea salter aims to effect a C alter

    46. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Don't know whether that is the mechanism, but sounds plausible to me.

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    47. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a response to the claim that snow is an indicator of moisture rather than cold. It was funny because there is hardly any snow in Florida, even though there is lots of moisture.

    48. Re: this has been a pretty brutal winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if scientists did not put their research behind paywalls the public cannot afford and put their code in the papers as well as made the data they used to reach their so-called consensus available, they wouldn't have this problem. It is their own damn fault.

  2. Fake News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thoughts and prayers are all that is needed.

    1. Re: Fake News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus loves and forgives you. God bless.

  3. for an extra 10% more reflection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    paint creimer's chins white

    1. Re:for an extra 10% more reflection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer donated $71 to the Second Harvest Food Bank of Silicon Valley. #SomethingPositive

    2. Re:for an extra 10% more reflection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why didn't you donate the amount of videos you made
      you have more videos than subscribers
      lol
      seriously though
      nice effort in contributing to your retirement plans

  4. Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But it wouldn't reverse all the effects of climate change, such as ocean acidification. You'd also continue to have increased solar forcing in places with fewer clouds, and a different amount of sunlight of all wavelengths in other places.

    I would make sense to try something like this if we were demonstrably on the brink of some kind of runaway thermal effect, but it wouldn't maintain the status quo or return the status quo ante. You'd still see major and widespread ecological disruption.

    An approach like this could keep the *average* temperature increase around the globe down, but in fact that average temperature increase is not that dramatic -- its only about 2 degrees. But that represents a vast amount of total energy, and the changes that energy will bring to air and moisture circulation is what is going to be dramatic. Doing something like this will introduce different, perhaps nearly as dramatic changes in global weather patterns.

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    1. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand this topic, most of what you just said is probably wrong.

    2. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I would make sense to try something like this if we were demonstrably on the brink of some kind of runaway thermal effect,"

      Isn't that literally what we have been told constantly that we are for 20 years?

    3. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because it's true. As warming increases and melting in polar regions becomes widespread, frozen methane is released into the atmosphere which feeds back into the loop. Yes, this is observably happening now.

      At a certain point the warming becomes irreversible by the conventional means of ending or nearly so human greenhouse emissions, and we have to resort to terraforming-scale techniques like this to moderate the problem.

      It is going to be a problem for the conceivable future of human civilization, so continuing to deny it is patently not useful to humanity. Those people doing that need to die off and be replaced by evidence-based decision makers.

    4. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's somewhere, we just don't know at precisely what point.

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    5. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then the criteria for geoengineering on a massive scale are fulfilled, and we should be doing that immediately.

    6. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It is, and we have few alternatives. The emissions aren't slowing down nearly fast enough so we are left to do what we can by any other means. The EV replacing engine thing is going to take 20+ years. Not fast enough.

    7. Re: Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "evidence based decision makers"

      You mean the people who think that a man who cuts his dick off and takes pills is magically a real woman?

    8. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      It also doesn't do anything to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels.

    9. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      In fact, it makes it harder, since less sunlight means less power from solar panels. We have to get off fossil fuels at some point, snowflakes.

    10. Re: Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even beyond global warming, climate change, whatever term you prefer, there are massive hurricanes that devastate the USA every couple of years with each one costing billions in destruction. If you could spend millions to spray sea salt off the coast of Africa where these are coming from and even just reduce their impact, then you would save more than that in money and lives. It makes sense to try, and if it worked, would be worth the investment to do it every year forever. Then we could consider going global or hitting other problem areas.

    11. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with your thought process is that correcting global warming, actually increases "acidification" and will regardless of any method of cooling you use (even taking CO2 out of the atmosphere). The process is driven by thermodynamics. As oceans cool, they become a carbon sink. The only way to reduce this process is to allow global warming to continue, which will encourage CO2 to escape as the oceans de-carbonate (so to speak) and the average Ph would return to its normal levels. But there is another problem with that;

      The Ph isn't being addressed properly. Anyone who barks on this topic without first addressing the amounts of plastic that is floating around in the ocean is a fucking idiot.

      The problem with global warming in general, as we will find out by trying this idea, that it will do nothing to fix the problem because CO2 is not the problem. It was never meant to be a problem with a solution because the people who propagated this whole fucking scam were big oil moguls who are more interested in conserving resources for their future empires. It is about population control. Nothing more. Nothing less.

      There idea won't work. In fact, it may make it worse because CO2 isn't the problem. CO2 is just a symptom of the problem.

      Here is an equation.
      (p * 1.6) + (t * 250) + (r * 3.5) + (i *1.2) = total watts of microwave radiation in a closed system of Earth.

      p = phones
      t = towers - they have been backing wattage off of these for a reason. FCC allows 500 max. Currently they have been backed off to 100 watts per channel in residential areas. I left 250 as an average because they obviously telco have been noticing some issues with the FCC standard.
      r = routers
      i = IoT devices - tablets etc.

      Not factoring in satellite communications, military bullshit, we live on a planet with a huge fucking microwave fluxing between 300 mhz to 6 ghz frequencies. Global warming? No shit. Why is global warming so hard to predict and erratic? Freq fluctuations...no shit. There is also the fact that Earth is cooling and has been, if we weren't too busy cooking the shit out of it.

    12. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. by greythax · · Score: 1

      Maybe I lack key understanding of the process, but doesn't phytoplankton NEED that extra light? I mean, don't get me wrong, I am actually all for geoengineering, but this would seem like a pretty big downside, purposely stressing marine ecosystems.

      Also, a guy named SALTER wants to shoot seawater into the sky? Are we sure he isn't a Bond villain?

  5. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's all the salt going to come from?

    1. Re:Hmm. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Salt Lake City?

    2. Re:Hmm. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      This duck doesn't quack.

    3. Re:Hmm. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Salter is, like, the Buzzard of wave power.
      I wouldn't take his claims to produce usable power to the letter.

    4. Re:Hmm. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      s/Buzzard/Bussard/.

    5. Re:Hmm. by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      Where's all the salt going to come from?

      Where is all the salt going to go to ?

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    6. Re:Hmm. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Salter proved himself to be a nutter back in the 1970's. By now he must be a geriatric nutter. Don't take any notice of him.

  6. Look at the motive here by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course a guy named "Salter" is going to have a vested interest in spraying salt.

    1. Re:Look at the motive here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Super villian detected

    2. Re:Look at the motive here by AbRASiON · · Score: 3, Funny

      I "spray salt" almost daily and it just leaves me short of breath and one more sock to wash.

    3. Re:Look at the motive here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand. It's a sad state of affairs when you have no money to buy tissue paper...

    4. Re: Look at the motive here by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      I'm an environmentalist; I would never waste tissue paper on something like that. Don't you care about the planet?

    5. Re:Look at the motive here by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      I "spray salt" almost daily and it just leaves me short of breath and one more sock to wash.

      Look at the flash git with his fancy sock. Just wipe it on the curtains like everyone else.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    6. Re:Look at the motive here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  7. I agree 100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send me the money and I'll buy illegal drugs and abuse them. Then, I'll be as high and stupid as these losers.

  8. Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    10 cubic meters of sea salt per second to the cloud layer height (2km). You would be moving 21700 kilograms of sea salt to the cloud layer every second... thats 1.3 million tons per minute. 31 million tons per hour. 937 million tons per month.... This does not even sound remotely feasible for 200 million dollars. For an aircraft like a 747, your best odds are moving 200lbs of cargo (human) at 18 cents per mile... that's 1.80 per 2000 pounds, 18 dollars per 10 tons. Basic estimate by our most efficient means would mean putting 10 cubic meter of sea salt in the air per second at 16 billion dollars a month, or 200 billion dollars a year... but I almost forgot, the mid level cloud layer starts at 2 miles to six miles, or 400 billion to 1.2 trillion dollars per year... and if we want to be really specific, those airline costs are to move 200lbs hundreds of miles.... you would need to add takeoff costs because they would just fly up and drop it.

    1. Re:Math by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Wait, wait, wait, you used the word "math" and then you calculated the cost of moving cargo based on the retail ticket prices of airline travel? What?

      Stop there. Stop using numbers. You have to figure out what the different correct parts are before you can calculate things.

    2. Re:Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you estimated things. They should probably give up now. Except 1m3 of water is 1 ton and that turns out to be 600 tons per minute. Given that your first “estimate” is off by 4 orders of magnitude I’ll let go go back and double check your figures before taking you seriously at all. Also, there’s a big difference between transporting a human safely through the air from point A to point B. I believe he’s designed a 2km hose. Hose technology is cheap and well understood.

    3. Re:Math by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The mind boggles at the idea of creating salty rain on purpose. Wind blows the wrong way unexpectedly and it rains salt water on high value crops, turning them into rotting vegetation, wow, whom ever makes and runs those ships runs the risk of coming under military attack for what would be an ecological attack.

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    4. Re:Math by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Hose technology is cheap and well understood.

      Most efficient decryption system known.

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    5. Re:Math by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The article is lacking in details, but it looks like the idea is to just spray sea-water high enough in a fine mist. So no logistics issues.

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    6. Re:Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean using something like tree rings.

    7. Re:Math by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      thats 1.3 million tons per minute. 31 million tons per hour.

      That's some strange math you've got going on there. Last I checked, there were 60 minutes in each hour.

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  9. Unintended Consequences? by david.emery · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We're working off of computer models of climate. Those get validated by taking past data and running them into the models which are built on past data. The idea of messing with the weather on a planetary level scares the bejezzus out of me. See "Law of Unintended Consequences."

    1. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thankfully the clouds of misted water dissipate quickly and don't have any byproducts, unlike other suggestions, aerogels, etc. So it can be done in a pretty safe and stoppable way if some unforeseen consequence emerged.

      They're just artificial clouds, it's just water. Where and when they do this and how the wind carries it, monitoring all of that, it's not simple but it is pretty straightforward. Certainly less risky than some alternative proposals.

      But your fear is warranted of course.

    2. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're working off of computer models of climate. Those get validated by taking past data and running them into the models which are built on past data. The idea of messing with the weather on a planetary level scares the bejezzus out of me. See "Law of Unintended Consequences."

      Yep, solutions that don't address the causes of the problem should be biased against, since they have greater unknowns. We may have to eventually try those solutions, but at that point its not as if we are just experimenting with our only planet. No, at that point it is probably desperation to fix the mess we made cause we waited too long.

      January was the fifth warmest recorded. The warmest was in 2016, with the coolest in 1893. Where I am in the central US, its been pretty cold, but the average worldwide remains above normal. For myself, I've lost a couple weeks of time I could have worked on my house addition, because climate change probably help shift patterns to make it colder. Later on the year it may be hot enough to go the other way.

    3. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the models that don't fit get thrown out, right? How many models didn't fit the data until "tuned"? This is what bothers me about Climate Science. So much of it is model based, not physics based. Well, it is sort of physics based but all the models are tuned extensively to fit the data set. If they throw out 1000 models because they don't fit, and accept 2, or 5 or 10, what evidence do we have that those models will be any better in 100 or 1000 years? What physics were fundamentally wrong in the other 990 models?

    4. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No climate model to date can take historical data. And show us TODAY correctly.

      None of them. Not a fucking one.

      And these are the people you believe... lol

    5. Re:Unintended Consequences? by quenda · · Score: 1

      The idea of messing with the weather on a planetary level scares the bejezzus out of me.

      So it should. But the fact is that we are heading toward the point where it will be less risky than doing nothing.
      The time for relatively easy, safe solutions to global warming is rapidly passing, if it has not already.
      Even though we are just beginning to feel the consequences.

      Climate engineering will be nasty for many, but it will probably mitigate the worst predictions for our grandchildren.

    6. Re:Unintended Consequences? by locater16 · · Score: 1

      Yes, amazingly, no one's been able to see future data as of yet. So all we can do is guess that we're all gonna die, and then apparently do nothing? As opposed to trying to do anything about it that projects that we'll die less. I mean who knows what could happen if we do that???

    7. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, amazingly, no one's been able to see future data as of yet. So all we can do is guess that we're all gonna die, and then apparently do nothing? As opposed to trying to do anything about it that projects that we'll die less. I mean who knows what could happen if we do that???

      We might have not been doomed but by following faulty models which have been recursively tuned on old data, we may be sealing our inevitable but different doom.

    8. Re:Unintended Consequences? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      > Those get validated by taking past data and running them into the models which are built on past data.

      Never seen a single quote on how precise they are on predicting current climate on the past data.

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    9. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you like to know?

      https://wg1.ipcc.ch/publications/wg1-ar4/ar4-wg1-chapter8.pdf

    10. Re:Unintended Consequences? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Same here. But we are running out of options fast. We will have to chance things like this. Not good.

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    11. Re:Unintended Consequences? by swilver · · Score: 2

      Too late, we're already messing with climate on a global scale.

    12. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      We're have deforested half the planet and are well on the way to clear up the remaining part. The CO2 and many other gasses we already pumped in the sky aren't going to go away any time soon. The sun is always changing.

      Pretending there is some 2000 year natural equilibrium which can be maintained if we just try hard enough is ludicrous at this point in the face of population growth.

      We can force an equilibrium or accept change.

    13. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

      Utterly wrong

      Made up bollocks.

    14. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No climate model to date can take historical data. And show us TODAY correctly.

      None of them. Not a fucking one.

      And these are the people you believe... lol

      You understand that you in your post claim that you don't have a climate model that works either right?

      Those that have the best models screams that the sky is falling and your counter argument is that you can't see it because you are blind.

    15. Re:Unintended Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're working on computer models of climate, how come the first paper on AGW was written in 1896?

      Do the world a favor and learn something.

    16. Re:Unintended Consequences? by dcw3 · · Score: 1
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  10. But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by CRB9000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...says it will take $92 trillion of social programs to reverse climate change. Oh, and we have get rid of farting cows.

    1. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...says it will take $92 trillion of social programs to reverse climate change. Oh, and we have get rid of farting cows.

      This kind of comment is the problem. You throw out whatever tidbit you can mock without really taking the problem seriously. Methane from cows is a serious problem, since it is a far more effective greenhouse gas than co2. Basically to address global warming, you can't just address one area. It is too hard a problem.

      The solution for cows may be anything from some change in diet or a supplement or somehow capturing the methane and burning it, possibly for energy. Heck genetic engineering or possibly simply selective breeding might eventually reduce the problem.

      What is not helpful is people who say, we gotta get rid of cow farts. Grow up.

    2. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a solution to the cow fart methane problem.
      But PETA is against any fix to reverse climate change.

      Eat all the cows.

    3. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eating more cows will only encourage farmers to raise more cows... welcome to capitalism

    4. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or feed them seaweed...

      https://www.sciencealert.com/adding-seaweed-to-cattle-feed-could-reduce-methane-production-by-70

      https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/cows-seaweed-methane-burps-cut-greenhouse-gas-emissions-climate-change-research-a8368911.html

      We really should be growing tons of seaweed, as it is also a valuable crop for food, fertilizer, and biofuels. Growing it will sequester some CO2

      https://www.climatecouncil.org... [climatecouncil.org.au]

    5. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The solution for cows may be anything from some change in diet or a supplement

      That'll work fine for CAFOs but not so well for grazers. There's already a supplement.

      or somehow capturing the methane and burning it, possibly for energy.

      Ha ha no. You can't stick a probe up a cow's ass for gas without it getting clogged with shit. But in feedlots you can at least put the shit into a bioreactor (read: big bag) and capture the methane of its decomposition...

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    6. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Methane from cows is a serious problem

      That is true, but most of the cow methane comes from belching, not farting.

    7. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      Methane from cows is a serious problem, since it is a far more effective greenhouse gas than co2.
      No it is not. The Methan the cows produce would also be produced if the plants they eat would simply rot. Methan is split up in the upper atmosphere. So the amount of cows only set the "base level". More cows, that level is higher. But unlike our CO2 production, which increases CO2 levels continuously, the methane level caused by cows basically stays constant.

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    8. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The Methan the cows produce would also be produced if the plants they eat would simply rot.

      What if the plants are grown specifically for the cows to eat ?

    9. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      $92 trillion over what time period and how much of that would be spent anyway?

      My understanding is that much of it is healthcare and would be spent anyway.

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    10. Re: But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by subie · · Score: 0

      According to the new green deal, it is over a 10 year period. The best estimated cost was between $51 and $92 Trillion. It also would remove or limit airline travel to be replaced with high speed rail. There is a lot of different projects.

    11. Re: But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Did a bit of research. It's a number calculated by a right wing thinktank with little credibility, and doesn't include any of the savings vs. doing nothing, or compare costs of alternative plans.

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    12. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're so funny. She's going to take your guns away too. And you'll never be able to fly on an airplane again. I'll bet its also cold where you are.

      Keep up the talking points.

    13. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The Methan the cows produce would also be produced if the plants they eat would simply rot

      Actually, when the plants simply rot, they decompose in a high-oxygen atmosphere. When you combine methane with oxygen, you get heat, H2O, and CO2. Methane is CH4, hence C (CO2) and H (H2O).

      Decomposition to methane provides less energy than decomposition to water and carbon dioxide. Anaerobic fermentation produces methane because of a dearth of oxygen: at least we can pull some energy from the material, but not as much as if we had oxygen. Cows don't pump oxygen into their digestive tracts, as only the microbes there really derive energy from fermentation.

      Ruminants also have somewhat unique microbes which produce high amounts of methane during anaerobic fermentation. Many other animals don't vent methane from their digestive tracts in such a proportion. Basically, the archaea microbes in ruminants produce a lot more methane per pound of food processed (and volume of gas produced) in the animal's digestion as a whole than, say, in a human.

      Messing with the microbes involved can alter this a bit.

    14. Re: But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Would reduce domestic air travel in favor of high-speed rail. Electric planes are a possibility, but...electric planes are a difficult engineering task due to weight and power requirements. There are some promising ones out there, and the engineering issue of heat is easy enough (big radiator, come on, it's a plane).

      You won't see trans-Atlantic in the next decade; it'll be more like from south California to north California. I'm not sure about a massive rail network in 10 years, either; we should have halorail by 35 years out, possibly 25 years.

    15. Re:But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... by kwalker · · Score: 1

      Then the price of beef would be exponentially higher than it is now.

      The only reason beef is economically viable is that they eat plants that we (humans) cannot, and they generally graze on "range land" not "farm land". Range land isn't cultivated. If ranchers had to be farmers as well, most wouldn't be able to produce as much as they can now, and a reduction in the supply would drive prices up.

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  11. Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    such as ocean acidification

    Ocean water does not become "acidic", it simply is less alkaline (huge, huge distinction).

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    1. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      No Kendall, it's not a huge distinction that something slightly alkaline getting more acidic is acidifying. You're a huge, huge semantic idiot.

    2. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

      In oceanography a reduction of pH is called "acidfication".

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    3. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't teach information to Kendall. He'll insist you're wrong and it's a huge, huge distinction. Watch.

    4. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He got his PhD in BS, magna cum liar.

    5. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then oceanography is wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PH

    6. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a gigantic article just to say, "I don't like the word you use".

    7. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      such as ocean acidification

      Ocean water does not become "acidic", it simply is less alkaline (huge, huge distinction).

      Wait a minute?!?

      I'm confused why this post isn't modded way up, I mean wayyyy up there.
      This is SuperKendall, so where are all the mod points?
      Come on guys!

    8. Re:Oceans are becoming less alkaline, not acidic. by swillden · · Score: 1

      such as ocean acidification

      Ocean water does not become "acidic", it simply is less alkaline (huge, huge distinction).

      Not a distinction at all. Decreasing the pH of a solution makes it more acidic, regardless of whether it's on the alkaline or acid side of the centerpoint of the range. Likewise, increasing its pH makes it more alkaline, regardless of its current position. If you prefer "de-alkalinization" to "acidification", or "de-acification" to "alkalinization" the words are synonyms, so pick whatever you want.

      This is just ordinary chemistry terminology that you should have learned in high school.

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  12. Maybe they should not rush into this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They tried this in the movie "Snowpiercer."

    1. Re:Maybe they should not rush into this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking Fallen Angels, but yeah.

  13. Part of the dialogue by Livius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see a lot of unanswered questions and potential limitations, but I like that someone is thinking about dealing with climate change in terms of solutions that are feasible technologically, economically, and politically.

    My guess is that this would be at best part of the solution, but it's better than believing the only possibilities are to deny the existence of the problem or to naively hope people will casually give up their standard of living.

    1. Re:Part of the dialogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although it is a neat idea, it doesn't solve the problem, it merely masks or delays more serious consequences (or even accelerate them with the illusion of "everything is fine now").

      For instance, we could reduce the amount of cigarette butts on the ground by hiring an army of folks to pick them up, but that doesn't solve the real problem of smokers throwing them on the ground in the first place.

    2. Re:Part of the dialogue by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I would counter that with the observation that renewables ARE the future. Price of solar cells are falling according the the normal market pattern, have already reached short payoff times, and continue to go down. Even if you accept the worst of the alarmists at their word, what we need is extra time. Meanwhile, CO2 is leveling off even though a couple major countries are indutsrializing.

      A couple hundred mil for a few years to let things cool down with a reversable process (stop spraying and everything falls down in a few days or weeks), doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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  14. What could possibly go wrong? by alexhs · · Score: 0

    Salted rain ? What could possibly go wrong with that ?
    Did he mention cloud desalination plants in his project, or does he sees it as a pro ("No need to salt roads anymore, heck, it won't even snow anymore anyway") ?

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    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most of the salt would be falling out in precipitation over the ocean. Sea birds get a little saltier maybe? I'm kidding, and that's about all I can imagine happening from that. It's probably the most natural man-made phenomena possible.

    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Salted rain ? What could possibly go wrong with that ?

      Not much. It is 10 m^3/sec of seawater. On a global scale that is an infinitesimal amount of salt, and is harmless.

    3. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you lie about blood plasma you fucking idiot?

    4. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Salted rain ? What could possibly go wrong with that ?

      Not much. It is 10 m^3/sec of seawater. On a global scale that is an infinitesimal amount of salt, and is harmless.

      Which is great, if it were evenly spread out across the globe- but it wouldn't be. It would be concentrated where the machines to produce the salt spray are located. This could result in permement ecological damage to specific areas. We could try putting them where weather conditions USUALLY take the salt away from land- but we know how unpredictable weather systems can be, and we also should know that we can't predict how sending so much salt water up into the atmosphere at localized sites might impact weather conditions. Winds that blow out to sea might alter and blow across a poor country's only fertile stretch.

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    5. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could result in permement ecological damage to specific areas.

      I'll take it.

      Permanent ecological damage to specific areas is a small price to pay to avoid permanent ecological damage to all areas.

      With more and more species going extinct due to the temperature rise we are already seeing permanent ecological damage.

    6. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Um? Spray off the east coast of Japan and North America. Spray off the west coast of Africa and South America. You would have slightly salty water falling into salty water. It ain't that hard.

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    7. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Um? Spray off the east coast of Japan and North America. Spray off the west coast of Africa and South America. You would have slightly salty water falling into salty water. It ain't that hard.

      Yeah, because, that's what people living in those areas want- for salty water to kill all their crops falling from the sky when the wind changes direction and maybe even permanently ruin the agricultural prospects for those regions.

      Wind doesn't always blow in one direction all the time.

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    8. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Of course. That's why they named them the trade winds.

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    9. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      How is it that you're jumping from a state of a warmed planet right into an Ice Age? I think we'd have some warning before things got out of hand.

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    10. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      The jump is that will not be able to calibrate this perfectly. Or there may be political / military reasons to do so.

      Forget the military reasoning - let's look at the two scenarios:

      sea level rising 4 inches (10 cm) or a comparably rapidly advancing ice age?

      Which would be worse? Which would be tougher to deal with?

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    11. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that you're making an assumption that there are "two scenarios" instead of an infinite amount of middle ground. It doesn't have to be calibrated perfectly. For the sake of testing, why not try say 10% and validate the results, and adjust as necessary.

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    12. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      I see your point. The ideal is that we reach one of the infinite points in the middle.

      I personally don't see global warming being much of a problem as we are inexorably on the path away from carbon-based fuels. Photovoltaics have dropped to the point where they are competitive with fossil fuels and the price is continuing to drop at an exponential rate. We getting very close to the point where fossil fuels will not be needed for electric production (and that production will cover personal transportation).

      IF global warming is as bad as some activists are saying then we have already passed the point of no return; frozen methane in the oceans will be released into the atmosphere and there is nothing we can do about it. Therefore, in my opinion, we need a technological solution to this ecological problem, The alternative is to simply stop breeding and bring the population of the earth to under a billion people.

      Now, if that's the case. A lot of people will have to die. We can't help them for the good of the planet. etc .. (I despise that particular solution.)

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  15. Man has product to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...says his item is the thing to buy. Film at 11.

    1. Re: Man has product to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SOLAR FRICKIN roadwayzzz

    2. Re: Man has product to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first rule of solar frickin roadways is Do NOT joke about solar frickin roadways brah.

      The second rule is dude that moose that pushed the crosswalk button to get a bunch of yellow hexagons is totally sweet dude.

  16. Re:Terraforming for $200 million, Alex! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Scots Wha Hae.

  17. Not a catch! We already got catastrophes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, changing the climate can cause unusual weather. *That's the point!*

    We already had extreme drought in Europe last year. We already have more hurricanes than ever, ruining the US. ... If we can at least save Earth from THE BIGGEST EXTINCTION EVENT IN GLOBAL HISTORY ... then it is worth it. Period.

    Let's try it! $200 million is less than a single war plane. It's less than the loose change at the bottom of every big budget thrown away for war or pure greed.
    This should not even be up for discussion!

    1. Re: Not a catch! We already got catastrophes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, one point, we donâ(TM)t actually have more hurricanes than ever, nor are they more extreme. The 1900 Galveston hurricane was the worst in us history, and there have been far more per year in the past than in recent years.

      http://www.stormfax.com/huryear.htm

      That does not mean cloud brightening is a bad idea, but linking hurricanes to climate change still has little data to support it, regardless of climate change itself.

      Mostly the scientific community involved in climate research does not like cloud brightening because it provides an alternative to the political and social change that are, in fact, their ultimate goal.

  18. But Republican liars can't get hard anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, SCIENCE says cows are a massive problem, and people like Bill Gates agree. Your opine doesn't matter. Also, $92 Trillion of social programs probably isn't enough of a tax cut for super-rich Trumptard faggots, that's not realistic.

    I guess we'll just lock him up for life instead, a traitor's due.

    1. Re: But Republican liars can't get hard anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously using Bill Gates, former business man and college dropout as a science reference?

      You must be trolling but so many dead serious people say such stupid shit and worse these days it is hard to tell anymore.

      Please stop posting your dumb ass crap. You are putting honest hardworking trolls out of a job.

    2. Re:But Republican liars can't get hard anymore? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, SCIENCE says cows are a massive problem, and people like Bill Gates agree. Your opine doesn't matter.

      While you're correct, career criminal and non-biologist Bill Gates' opinion is irrelevant too, unless he funds a GM fix for bovine flatulence.

      We should probably get rid of the cows and bring in more goats. They're already the most popular meat in the world, and they can eat practically any plant. And they're plenty tasty if you know how to cook them, too.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re: But Republican liars can't get hard anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Bill Gates was listed as a Billionaire investor. You know, someone Republican faggots who only value money and cult of personality (hm) might worship.

      You never had a job, you were always a volunteer faggot doing a shitty job of protecting a traitor. Pretty soon it won't matter at all, he'll either hang or die in prison. You failed.

      You're bad at this, but not as bad as Trump is at being a traitor or a President, business manager, any of it. The best thing he does is golf. Literally. But I got news you might not like : No golf in Federal prison.

      Sorry Trump traitors.

    4. Re:But Republican liars can't get hard anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should probably get rid of the cows and bring in more goats. They're already the most popular meat in the world

      With goat fuckers

  19. Most dystopian movies by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    I think most dystopian movies start with the same tag line.....

    1. Re:Most dystopian movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In a world.." "This summer.."

    2. Re:Most dystopian movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In a world..." "This summer..."

  20. Fluid Karma? by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    We've seen how this ends. Oh wait a second... maybe not. The movie bombed.

  21. Get a therapy then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is everybody nowadays so insanely scared of literally everything?

    We ARA already messing with the climate on a global level. We literally got extreme droughts, huricanes killing people, huge fire storms, the US freezing right now, and island nations having to move because their islands become flooded!
    We already have the *biggest extinction event in earth's history* on our hands!

    We're long past what scares you so much; and you didn't even blink.

    Let's at least mess with it for something good.

    Every day we wait, another *entire species* is just *gone*... *extinct*. Never... ever coming back.
    That is orders of magnitude worse that literal genocide.

    It is so horrific that our brains just error out.

    Let's fix it. Because we can. For a fist full of loose change! Pretty please, dear planetary pathogens?

    1. Re:Get a therapy then. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      island nations having to move because their islands become flooded!

      Which island nation is that?

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    2. Re:Get a therapy then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the uk

    3. Re:Get a therapy then. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did it tip over like Guam almost did?

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  22. Or we could do intelligent things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like grow seaweed which is a valuable crop for food, fertilizer, and biofuels.

    https://www.climatecouncil.org...

    We could fertilize sections of the oceans with iron which would increase fish yields.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    So instead of listening to the Lex Luthor types and blocking out the sun like crazy people, why don't we help nature which will help us by giving us more food and absorbing CO2.

    If we really want to go crazy... we could still dump a bunch of lime (calcium) into the ocean.

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/r...

    ~Kevin Matthews aka matthekc

    1. Re:Or we could do intelligent things... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      So you object to throwing some salt water into the air which would wash out in days when you stop as a mad scientists plan.

      You would prefer streaming iron into ocean surface waters slowly changing the ocean's mineral make up permanently.

    2. Re: Or we could do intelligent things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair point but I still like the idea

  23. Salter's paper on the sea-going hardware by Namarrgon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Quite a lot of detail here. He also includes calculations for required levels of spray to achieve the desired albedo increase, methods for assigning vessels to the areas with the highest effect, etc.

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    Why would anyone engrave "Elbereth"?
    1. Re: Salter's paper on the sea-going hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mushroom clouds will have the same effect, and we already got the tech. Let's nuke the global warming. Getting rid of NYC, LA, Chicago and Houston should do it for North America.

      Low megaton range, please.

  24. Not enough by louzer · · Score: 1

    $200 million is not enough to create a Socialist Revolution so this person's ideas are not valid.

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    Heroes die once, cowards live longer.
    1. Re: Not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B-b-but how will we redistribute wealth to poor black people?!

  25. But we were just told the world would end in 12yrs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soo... what does this mean to all the projections of "OMG we have to tax EvErry1one into financial OBLIVION and I mean like RIGHT now, or the world will end in exactly 12 years!! omg omg"?

  26. I have a brutal weiner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that I'd like to slide into your mom!

    1. Re:I have a brutal weiner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wouldn't. he already has.

  27. What?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...the annual cost would be less than the cost to host the annual UN Climate Conference -- between $100-$200 million each year"

    Holy Fuck! That must be one helluva conference! Must be grade AAA hookers and kilos of coke for every participant. I'm in the wrong business.

  28. "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 2

    for the thing that needs to be done - which is actually reducing the CO2 output.

    Why? Because it will not address the issue, and will add further stress to the biosphere, the thing that we're allegedly worried about.

    We only recently had that story about another space cadet and their rig that was supposed to "clean" the oceans of plastic garbage, which proceeded to become plastic garbage instead.

    So, nope, how about we address the real issue, and have the solution paid for by the people who have profited most from it.

    1. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by mentil · · Score: 1

      So you're saying the salt water pumps should be turned to spraying coal power plants, lobbyists, corrupt politicians, their mansions, and NIMBYs?
      How much money can we get for this project?!

      --
      Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
    2. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's saying your quest for a perpetual motion machine is destined to fail.

      Learn to consume less or stop pretending like you give a shit. We're not going to industrialize our way out of problems caused by industrialization.

    3. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason for reducing CO2 output is that it's warming the planet. The important thing is to keep the Earth from warming too much. Reducing CO2 is only a means to that end. A different means is just as good, if it achieves the desired end.

      Unless, of course, you CAN'T STAND the idea that somebody else is having a good time engaging in behaviors that you consider to be a sin. Sins such as living well, being wealthy, enjoying leisure, not laboring...you know, that evil capitalist shit.

    4. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One, unless you show that your "geoengineering" crap has no side effects, your diatribe is just so much bullshit.

      And this "method" clearly has a lot of side effects.

      Two, CO2 has other detrimental effects, like ocean acidification for example.

      Your "geoengineering" crap fails to address them as well.

      So, yeah, you're ignorant and arrogant, and your arguments suck.

    5. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by quenda · · Score: 1

      for the thing that needs to be done - which is actually reducing the CO2 output.

      Why? Because it will not address the issue, and will add further stress to the biosphere,

      Nope. There is no evidence of any other ill effects of CO2 emission than increased greenhouse effect.
      The problem is that any effort to counter the CO2 greenhouse increase is not going to cancel it out evenly across the globe, and across the seasons.
      So while global warming can probably be reversed by foreseeable technology , local effects will remain.
          Maybe destabilising the subcontinental monsoon, leading to drought, and India and Pakistan heading for war in a climate of mass starvation. Lets hope China and Russia do not get dragged in. Instability is bad.

    6. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There used to be a time when the blabbering clueless idiots like yourself we're downmodded into oblivion.

      Now the below-than-average iqs rule.

      No surprise Trump got elected with idiots like yourself voting.

    7. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mushroom clouds will have the same effect, and we already got the tech. Let's nuke the global warming. Getting rid of NYC, LA, Chicago and Houston should do it for North America.

      Dial a low megaton range yield, please.

    8. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Translation: I am a Marxist idiot who feels (not thinks) that the right answer to industrial pollution is to live in caves and wipe out 7+ billion people.

      Hint: that just aint gunna happen, son. So go buy one of those new $35k Teslas and stop farting so much. Those will do about the same for global climate as your Marxist overlords plans to turn the rest of us into serfs while they continue to hyper consume and jet set around the world to tell us little people how we need to suffer more or (insert faux catastrophe always 12 years away).

      I am so old I can barely remember most of the world ending crap we got spoon fed growing up. Ice, end of oil, plague, nuclear winter, acid rain, killer bees, asteroids, ozone hole, starvation, end of fresh water, Wi-Fi toxicity and the hundred other things I forgot. Yes, the government is spying on you. That is the only one that turned out to be true.

      Guess what, kiddo? Fuck all NONE of them amounted to fuck all. This climate change scam is just one more way to reach into my pocket. When you are my age you will look back and laugh and add AGW to the list of crazy stupid shit you were told was going to kill us all.

    9. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 2

      It is very funny how the staunchest proponents of "capitalism" and "personal responsibility" start screaming "Marxism" whenever personal responsibility means they have to actually pony up for their own mess.

      It is also funny how they blabber about "world ending crap that never happened" and drop in the "ozone hole" or the risks of nuclear war or acidic rain, all of which are real and were removed or significantly reduced by policy.

      It is even funnier how they mix up real problems (like water shortage, hunger) with bullshit in the hope that the real problems will somehow stop to be real because of that.

      The level of stupidity, willful ignorance and lack of concern for anything but your own lardy ass is unbelievable. You are truly what you shit.

    10. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhh yes the morons approach, either the 10 trillion dollar solution no country will adopt soon enough or nothing. fucking idiot, everything that can be done should be done. The reality is reducing CO2 to acceptable levels will take decades and something needs to be done to reverse/mitigate those effects. Your approach is stick your head in the sand and pray for salvation that will never come.

    11. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence of any other ill effects of CO2 emission than increased greenhouse effect.

      That you don't know something doesn't mean it isn't there.

      any effort to counter the CO2 greenhouse increase is not going to cancel it out evenly across the globe, and across the seasons.

      So what? CO2 distribution isn't uniform and has never been. The effects of increase of CO2 are also not uniform. That doesn't make removing CO2 any less important, and one reason is that increasing warming has a lot more potential for creating conflicts than removing CO2, your made-up scenarios with no basis in fact or science notwidthstanding.

    12. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      everything that can be done should be done.

      Yep, let's, as someone suggested upstairs, start a nuclear war in the hope of a nuclear winter.

      reducing CO2 to acceptable levels will take decades

      We've had warning for decades. People like you helped block any action. Thanks.

      something needs to be done to reverse/mitigate those effects.

      Yes, please. Make CO2 emissions costly.

      Your approach is stick your head in the sand and pray for salvation that will never come.

      Yeah? You positive? What facts do you base this conclusion on?

    13. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also funny how socialists fabricate a crisis, then insist the only solution is more socialism.

      If you actually believed the world was ending in 12 years, you would have to become a fascist to fix it.

      Oh wait...

    14. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No people like you are the ones that have blocked action. Your insistence on the most expensive unfordable path means no path is chosen.

    15. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is funny because it never happened, except in your head

    16. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by gravewax · · Score: 1

      As long as countries like the US, Russia and the rest of the modern world refuses to fund the second and 3rd world countries to reduce CO2 it is not going to stop going up anytime soon. We caused all the damage and profited from it immensely yet we suddenly expect everyone else to wear the cos and not benefit in the same way we didt. It aint gonna happen. Geoengineering is not an idiotic substitute, sure it might be a poor substitute but it is better than what is achievable without it.

    17. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      I live in the European Union, where the policies of reduction, which I support, have lowered the CO2 emissions by more than 20 percentage points since the early 1990s. The US, on the other hand, has seen no reduction of CO2 in that time. It is therefore a fact that reduction of CO2 emissions is both a possible and affordable course of action. That is, you're lying.

      Only greed and obstinacy prevent similar policies from working elsewhere in the developed world.

    18. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      In the West only the US - the largest cumulative emitter of CO2 in the world - is opposed to comprehensive CO2 reduction policies. The EU has managed a significant decrease over the last two decades, and is going on with more efforts in the next two decades. Even China is on board with reduction measures.

      There is absolutely no need for risky "geoengineering" bullshit, when there are proven CO2 reduction strategies that work.

    19. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because it will not address the issue, and will add further stress to the biosphere

      It does address the issue of increased global temperatures, and I don't see any particular reason for it to stress the biosphere.

      But many environmental activists will oppose it nonetheless, because it's not *their* solution, and undercuts their political power.

    20. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      No, this bullshit "addresses" the completely unrelated issue of the total incident radiation. The increasing global temperatures are not increasing because of the incident radiation, it is quite constant. Therefore this is a non-solution. This crap proposes that we further modify an already untenable situation in the hope that two wrongs will make right, without any serious study of the consequences.

      But the sales pitch makes this sound to the less educated bunch like a silver bullet for a low, low price, so we may see a lot of support for this and similar bullshit by everyone who is profiting from the CO2 emissions, because by using surrogates to divert attention from the real issues, they get to keep their political power.

    21. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by quenda · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence of any other ill effects of CO2 emission than increased greenhouse effect.

      That you don't know something doesn't mean it isn't there.

      Russell's teapot? https://www.google.com/search?...

      The effects of increase of CO2 are also not uniform. That doesn't make removing CO2 any less important,

      No kidding. Read it again: I said "counter". The point is that it is much better to not emit in the first place, than to try cooling by other means to offset.

    22. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Xenna · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately 20% is next to nothing...

      "Only greed and obstinacy prevent similar policies from working elsewhere in the developed world."

      Check this graph to see what happened outside the developed world since the nineties:

      https://ourworldindata.org/upl...

      Now imagine we want to go back to pre-industrial levels. Good luck with hat...

    23. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      The point is that it is much better to not emit in the first place, than to try cooling by other means to offset.

      Well, thanks for agreeing with my original point, then. But since we've already emitted a lot, it is better we stop and consider how to remove it rather than try other, even more nefarious schemes.

    24. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately 20% is next to nothing...

      Yet it is a lot better than nothing at all.

      what happened outside the developed world since the nineties:

      They copied the irresponsible US stance on the issue one to one. Thank the US for the "leadership".

    25. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Xenna · · Score: 1

      I'm in the EU myself, but that doesn't stop me from despising blatant anti-Americanism.

    26. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      By all means, tell us how you really feel, but I don't see the connection between your comment and the one you reply to.

      It is pretty hard not to notice that the US is and has been staunchly opposed to any global CO2 reduction policy, and that their attitude has been adopted by many other nation states, which find the precedent convenient. I'm sorry if you don't like facts, but your dislike for them ain't going to change them.

    27. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very funny how the staunchest proponents of "capitalism" and "personal responsibility" start screaming "Marxism" whenever personal responsibility means they have to actually pony up for their own mess.

      It is also funny how they blabber about "world ending crap that never happened" and drop in the "ozone hole" or the risks of nuclear war or acidic rain, all of which are real and were removed or significantly reduced by policy.

      It is even funnier how they mix up real problems (like water shortage, hunger) with bullshit in the hope that the real problems will somehow stop to be real because of that.

      The level of stupidity, willful ignorance and lack of concern for anything but your own lardy ass is unbelievable. You are truly what you shit.

      It's funny how leftists think that a given amount of CO2 produced in the US does 10$ worth of environmental damage, while the exact same amount of CO2 produced by China does 1$ of environmental damage.

    28. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is funny, because it is false.

    29. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for the thing that needs to be done - which is actually reducing the CO2 output.

      Why? Because it will not address the issue, and will add further stress to the biosphere, the thing that we're allegedly worried about.

      We only recently had that story about another space cadet and their rig that was supposed to "clean" the oceans of plastic garbage, which proceeded to become plastic garbage instead.

      So, nope, how about we address the real issue, and have the solution paid for by the people who have profited most from it.

      Cool. Now if only the left started to pursue real solutions like nuclear power, instead of flying their private jets to tell people they need to stop using their cars, and interantional treaties like Kyoto that upon closer inspection actually do jack to reduce CO2, but just happen to redistribute money like the left likes. Here's a hint: any kind of global CO2 tax based on the premise that CO2 produced in China is somehow less harmful than CO2 produced in the US, and should be taxed less, is actually a wealth redistribution scheme and not a real attempt to solve the CO2 issue.

    30. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no premise that the CO2 in China is less harmful than the CO2 in the US. There is, however, the subtler point that the US + EU have produced 75% of the cumulative extra CO2, and they should be taxed for that.

    31. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute for the thing that needs to be done - which is actually reducing the CO2 output.

      I'm afraid you'll have to show your work. Decades of hand wringing hasn't reduced the CO2 output. Maybe it's time to also try something else.

    32. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      As long as countries like the US, Russia and the rest of the modern world refuses to fund

      Out of curiosity, why Russia highlighted? They're not even in the top 10 economies and even lower down the list when compared to per-capita income. Russia is far off the pace when it comes to modern wealthy economies.

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    33. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for the thing that needs to be done - which is actually reducing the CO2 output.

      It was a great idea a couple of decades ago when "alarmists" said that we had to reduce the CO2 output. (Technically it was over a century ago, but back then there wasn't a consensus.)

      Unfortunately it didn't happen and now we have passed the point where just reducing CO2 output won't be enough.
      We simply waited to long and now we need more drastic and expensive measures to deal with the problem.

    34. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't address this solution at all. (In fact, I think this salt-spraying idea is nonsense.) While there are other problems caused by CO2 (benefits, too), NONE of them are as important as global warming, and the resultant rise in sea level. Not even close.

      The focus on CO2 as evil is a religious conviction. Of course you're enraged that I'm not singing that hymn. You'd be just as happy if the world flooded, so long as the sinners were drowned.

    35. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol

      Look at https://ourworldindata.org/uploads/2017/04/Global-CO2-emissions-by-region-since-1751.png

      The EU reduction is insignificant. China is already outputting more than the US and EU combined (hows that exporting manufacturing pollution working).

      The reductions needed at this point to not overshoot are any order of magnitude greater than anything the EU has done, and every country needs to do it (and it can't be done EU style by sending manufacturing to china).

      The world needs to grow GDP at a reasonable rate while reducing emissions
      https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/gdp-growth-annual
      https://tradingeconomics.com/euro-area/gdp-growth-annual

      Slow growth population and economy over 20 years is the driver EU C02 reduction not the policies.

    36. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      industrialisation caused the damage. Russia and the US are two central figures in that.

    37. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by gravewax · · Score: 1

      you are completely clueless. some EU countries are happy to reduce their own emissions but all they have done is export it to other countries. THEY ARE NOT SOLVING FUCKING PROBLEM, they are part of it. The problem is who is going to fund china, india and the hundreds of poor countries that are resource rich and cash poor that will over the next 50 years go down the exact same route. Basically the US,EU, Russia and other first world countries need to force all citizens to pay a shit load more tax on everything which is then given to these countries in the way of building clean energy and manufacturing and it simply won't happen, that will do more than anything else and without it anything the US EU or any other fucking first world country does is meaningless.In the mean time we should do anything sane that can help slow the process.

    38. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I see. You've clearly identified the "staunchest proponents" and polled them. Thanks for that pile of BS.

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    39. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      The US, on the other hand, has seen no reduction of CO2 in that time.

      There's a bit of debate on that...
      https://www.forbes.com/sites/r...

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    40. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it is not very hard. The staunchest proponents organize in bodies called political parties and those political parties have propaganda and policies. In fact, they poll themselves for me. Guess which party is most vocal about "responsibility" and against the science of climate change?

      You're welcome for your dislike for the facts, but they are such as they are.

    41. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      If you choose to argue for the sake of argument without any actual technology, you're arguing that "magic" or "thoughts and prayers" work. That is you're wasting your breath.

    42. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there is a "bit of a debate", and the side that makes the claim is a bit of a cheat.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com...

    43. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      but all they have done is export it to other countries

      [Citation needed].

      The problem is who is going to fund china, india and the hundreds of poor countries that are resource rich and cash poor that will over the next 50 years go down the exact same route.

      Those who have benefited from CO2 output when it was "free", that is, when the "poor countries" were resource sources. Today they are repeating by necessity the same route that the "advanced" countries had, because poor countries are denied the right to nuclear research, they are denied access to technology because of "intellectual property" laws and so on. It is almost as if those who have profited want to keep the profit and offload the costs to the victims.

      This is the real problem.

      Basically the US,EU, Russia

      WTF has Russia to do with it? 75% of the accumulated CO2 is from the US and the 12 EU countries, Japan being a distant third.

      In the mean time we should do anything sane that can help slow the process.

      Which process? The process you need to care about is accumulation of CO2, spraying salty water in the air has nothing to do with it. Where's the funding for sequestration and separation research by the "rich" countries?

    44. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is time to stop hand wringing then. I'm carbon neutral, where do you stand?

    45. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, you think you are "carbon neutral", because you utter the right incantations and/or pay indulgences to the church of climate change

    46. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      No, I know I am, because I have made sure it is so. But you obviously prefer hand-wringing.

    47. Re:"Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      So you seem to be saying that global warming is a critical issue, we will all die, must be stopped at any cost, BUT only with my preferred solution.

      Color me not convinced. If the issue was real, engineers would be making the solution recommendations not politicians, and the solution would be applied technology not taxes.

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    48. Re: "Geoengineering" is an idiotic substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double the size of the biosphere; that will cover the carbon of the fossil fuels we've burned so far. Use GMOs to get life to thrive in places it never used to. I expect we'll like it so well that we'll encourage the burning of fossil fuels, so that we can expand the biosphere even more.

  29. Whether this or something else ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    Whether this or something else ... it's going to be technological solutions. It's not going to be solved by everyone going stone age,

  30. Plant trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fly commercial instead of chartered
    Paint all artificial sky facing surfaces a reflective color (white).
    Build fission plants

  31. No it isn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And your technological utopianism is the problem. Energy is not free. Reversing entropy is very expensive. "Technological solutions" are what got us here in the first place.

    1. Re:No it isn't. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Whether this or something else ... it's going to be technological solutions. It's not going to be solved by everyone going stone age,

      And your technological utopianism is the problem. Energy is not free. Reversing entropy is very expensive. "Technological solutions" are what got us here in the first place.

      Both of you are both right and wrong. Reducing CO2 output and energy consumption is best done through technological solutions. But what's needed to make them happen is the will to bend technology away from yacht-buying, towards ass-saving.

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  32. Re: Chicken Little, answer one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the -correct- temperature?

    Your entire post is what we oldsters used to call FUD.

    Now we just call it what it is: bullshit. You have no citations, facts, evidence, not even fake facts. Go hide behind your mammas skirts; the men are talking.

  33. OK Jeff Bezos by WindowsStar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jeff Bezos give 1 billion dollars a year for climate change, even if you live a 100 more years you will never go broke! Problem solved!

    1. Re:OK Jeff Bezos by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jeff Bezos give 1 billion dollars a year for climate change, even if you live a 100 more years you will never go broke! Problem solved!,

      That depends on how many times he gets divorced...

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  34. Salt is good and bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the clouds move inland then what, See:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salting_the_earth
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_salinity
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salted_bomb

    Keep this idiot away from any environmental processes.

      Oh funny captcha. "ruined"

    1. Re:Salt is good and bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THis is another proof the flood of the bible didnt happen. Consider all the salt that would have destroyed the good land after the flood waters disappeared.

    2. Re:Salt is good and bad... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      THis is another proof the flood of the bible didnt happen. Consider all the salt that would have destroyed the good land after the flood waters disappeared.

      I'm not a Christian, and I certainly don't believe in the bible or the flood story. However, surely any being that could create the earth, and flood the earth, could also keep the salt from the oceans from blending with the "water flood" that covered the land.

      If you consider how large the earth is- and how high some of the mountains are... that's a crap load of water and would not come from natural sources- that's more than all the water in the atmosphere added to the oceans; so for it to happen it would have to have supernatural origins... as long as we're talking about supernatural origins logic and science is thrown out the window... the floods could have been saltless.

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    3. Re:Salt is good and bad... by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The floods which likely form the basis for the worldwide flood myths are probably Outburst Floods https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... in particular from the end of the last ice age. Some of the floods that we know about covered some areas of land that were otherwise dry in hundreds of meters of water. Sure this isn't exactly the same as the Noah flood myth where even the mountains were covered, but exaggeration in a story passed down from more than 10,000 years ago is hardly surprising.

    4. Re:Salt is good and bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flood story in the Bible is there to teach this important lesson: abortion is ok if God does it.

  35. Same Argument Against HPV Vaccine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Another major concern is that geoengineering could be used as an excuse to slow down emissions reduction"

    This is the Same. Damned. Argument. that the right uses against the life-saving human papillomavirus vaccine. "If you take away the fear that they'll die as a result of sex, they'll have more sex, with all the resulting problems!"

    Intelligent human beings roundly and justly denounced this thinking: saving lives is OBVIOUSLY much more important than preventing sex. It's so obvious, in fact, that it suggests sex-hatred is the real motivation behind the argument.

    But here we are with the shoe on the other foot: stopping global warming is OBVIOUSLY much more important than preventing carbon emissions. It's so obvious, in fact, that it suggests business-hatred is the real motivation behind the argument.

    Now, don't quibble with me about how the HPV vaccine is proven while this is not. If this scheme doesn't actually work--and it sounds dodgy to me--then it doesn't work as a justification of continuing emissions, either.

  36. That's not the problem so we'll do it anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So climate alarmists now mostly recognise climate does change and has changed over the geological ages, sustaining even plenty of life at higher temperatures or CO2 levels.

    Here I thought they were attempting to make the issue into not of warming (or is it cooling now?) but at the unquatifiable so far acceleration of that change provoked by AGW.

    And now this guy says hold on we need to cold down the planet? In other words, lets screw around with Earth cycles just because we don't like them?

  37. Misunderstands radiative transfer, arctic example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "marine cloud brightening" is probably a misunderstanding of radiative energy transfer particularly when we are talking on a planetary scale.

    The nearby planet Venus has deep cloud cover and the surface temperature is 864 degrees Fahrenheit.

    The apologists for mass jet plane passenger air travel over the Arctic have said the effect of high altitude clouds created by stratospheric jet planes flying over the arctic has considerable uncertainty on whether the effect of the created clouds warms or cools the arctic.

    Here is where I suspect the problem is located: The education of American and British scientists is mostly defective in understanding planetary radiative transfer of energy. The engineers see a radiative energy transfer between the 1 Arc degree ball of the Sun. The Arctic needs a completely cool and dry airmass to do radiative transfer to the 179 arc degree black cold space.

    If you have a non-contact infrared cooking thermometer walk outside and point it up toward the sky. It seems to me if there are clouds, my thermometer sometimes shows 46 degrees F. If no clouds, my thermometer shows ERR. Go try it!

  38. No, Kendall, sorry you aren't involved in science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No Kendall, it's not a huge distinction that something slightly alkaline getting more acidic is acidifying. You're a huge, huge semantic idiot. It's a scientific fact that it's acidifying. You're a moron, not a science-anything.

  39. Re: Chicken Little, answer one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You aren't a man, you aren't talking, you also have no citations, facts, evidence, not even good quips. Go ahead and put on a diaper, you are literally a baby being sodomized by a Trumptarded evangelical because Jesus told him so.

  40. Bullshit by RuiFRibeiro · · Score: 1

    Here it is also big business getting government grants for going green, windmills and whatever.
    Pity it is only a short term facade to get the nails on government money.
    But hey, easy money and guaranteed money coming in, in a kosher capitalist way. Long live cronyism.

  41. Re: Since when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A victim of the Murrican "ejucashon", this idiot is.

  42. Cloud Wars by ErstO · · Score: 1

    I have read this book, or seen the story, a drying earth and a loan pilot attempts to seed a cloud with salt to get it to rain, but pirates attack our hero in an aero battle to keep control of the scare water resources.

  43. Please tell everyone how something not acidic is by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Troll

    something slightly alkaline getting more acidic is acidifying

    Hey genius, describe for the class why the appropriate term is "more acidic" when any amount of CO2 we put into the atmosphere would NEVER turn the ocean acidic, at most almost neutral?

    The only possible alternative phrasing is "more neutral" since that is the worst possible state you can achieve. An actually acidic ocean is not a possible state to enter, so there is no grounds for anyone to claim that term makes any sense - certainly not anyone that actually understands literally basic chemistry...

    Since your task is impossible, I'll leave the last response to you while you twist to avoid this very basic (ha!) and unavoidable fact that makes you wrong.

    Too bad we don't have more actual scientists and chemists moderating, instead of you religious wingnuts.

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  44. I see no one is taking global warming seriously... by blindseer · · Score: 0

    I see no one is taking global warming seriously... Yet.

    I will believe that global warming is a serious problem when people start talking about building nuclear power plants again.

    I hear them scream from rooftops on how we must have an "all the above" energy policy. Then when nuclear power comes up then it's everything except that. Okay then. If nuclear power is somehow a greater hazard to the world than nuclear power then I'll just wait until someone takes this problem seriously. Either global warming is in fact a real threat and we get nuclear power later, potentially after it's too late to stop it's worst effects, or global warming turns out to be a nothingburger and we all go on happily burning oil and coal.

    I can wait. Until then I'll leave some reading material.
    http://cmo-ripu.blogspot.com/2...
    http://www.roadmaptonowhere.co...
    https://www.withouthotair.com/

    This spraying water in the air is a nice plan but the guy proposing it even explains that we will still need a plan to stop burning coal. I've not seen any working plans yet that do not include nuclear power. Some people claim future technology will save us but that's not a plan, that's wishful thinking. That's waiting at the port for a ship that might never come.

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  45. Re:Please tell everyone how something not acidic i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The verb "to make something more acidic" is to "acidify" it. You're a fucking moron lol. No wonder you drive a mini lol.

  46. Yes Unintended Consequences by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So it can be done in a pretty safe and stoppable way if some unforeseen consequence emerged.

    I am really, really doubtful you can lower the entire Earth's temperature by 1.5C in short order (as promised) without massive unforeseen consequences, including a possible cooling feedback loop that could send us into the next ice age... if nothing else that cooling is way too fast for plant and animal life to be comfortable with.

    Quick thought experiment for all you out there, would you prefer 2C more of warming, or a new ice age under which most cops across the globe would fail?

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    1. Re: Yes Unintended Consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be quite happy if the cops fail...

    2. Re:Yes Unintended Consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol I don't think those are really the two options.

  47. what could possibly go wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no further text

  48. Re: I see no one is taking global warming seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because they don't actually believe it.

    They all own beach front property, refuse to consider nuclear, and want to give your wealth to literally uneducated morons who can't figure out how to escape the ghetto.

  49. Which would be a bad idea by Roodvlees · · Score: 1

    A lot more people die from cold than heat and CO2 is plant food, it's great for life on earth, climate alarmism is bullshit.

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  50. Sci Am had an article about this in 2009 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has been proposing this for quite a while.

    The Scientific American article (published on October 21, 2009) has more details in a popularized format. Anyone who is actually interested in the techinical details, Salter et al. published their ideas here https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rsta.2008.0136 (DOI 10.1098/rsta.2008.0136).

    Back then he thought 1500 ships would be needed. Now it is down to 300. Now, if this was based on extensive real-world testing, that would be impressive. As it is, it looks more like the pattern of increasingly wild claims made by "alternative med" purveyors.

    I do not by any means think Salter is disingenuous! I think he is just very frustrated at the lack of support & trying to modify his plan until someone, anyone, is willing to finance a test ship.

  51. He wants to make climate NOT change? HAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now these climate clowns want to make climate NOT change, which is impossible.

  52. No by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    No, $200 Million Dollars a Year Would Not Reverse Climate Change

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    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your scientific insight. From your mother's basement to our eyes.

  53. Re: Chicken Little, answer one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chicken Little provided no facts or evidence. None are required to refute his shit post.

    Still waiting for one of you religious nutters to tell me the correct temperature of the planet.

  54. Salt + rain = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldnt spraying enough salt into the clouds result in rain and salting of good land ?

  55. Re:I see no one is taking global warming seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will believe that global warming is a serious problem when people start talking about building nuclear power plants again.

    Well if we look at greenhouse gas emissions, a major aspect of it is transportation:

    https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/sources-greenhouse-gas-emissions

    It's also a sector which is projected to grow substantially.

    And I don't know anybody who can fit a nuclear reactor onto a car yet.

  56. Sounds too good to be true by gweihir · · Score: 1

    In that case, it usually is. But we may have to look at options like these to find the one that actually pans out, because otherwise we are ultimately screwed as a race.

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  57. Please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have sunny days at the expence of a slightly higher temperature rather than cloudy days and lower temperatures. Depending on where you live you might even rephrase the above statement to: I'd rather have sunny days with the added benefit of a slightly higher temperature.

  58. Give me $200 million a year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it could reverse climate change.

  59. Laughable propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as 'catastrophic man-made global warming', which is why they renamed it 'climate change'.

    www.climatedepot.com
    www.wattsupwiththat.com

  60. don't feel like by sad_ · · Score: 1

    i don't feel like spending the rest of my life riding around the planet on a train, we've all seen snowpiercer.

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  61. Learn about the weather, fuckwit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was polar air you had. Now do you think that polar air that is 20degrees warmer than normal would appear warm or freezing at your latitude? So the polar air was WARMER but instead of being over the pole was able to move over you.

    Also ask what sort of winter the south pole had this time of year you inbred retard.

  62. Which means more acidic, shithead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you change to less acid by adding an acid (carbonic acid) to an alkaline (seawater)? You retarded little shiteater.

  63. You have a belly button. Use it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why else would god have given us a belly button if not to hold the jizz? Just like he gave us a wing-wang that not only fitted our grip perfectly (with enough extra to give a good reciprocal motion) but also makes it bend upward to match the motion of the arm as you wank?

  64. And if they go too far? by e3m4n · · Score: 1

    Morpheous: We dont know who struck first, but we do know we were the ones to blacken the sky.

    Aside from the issue of wanting to harness solar power, dont clouds also trap heat? The clearest winter skies are usually the coldest.

    At one point city planners brought in a bunch of hawks to deal with a pigeon problem. Apparently this has created a new problem of attacks on small pets. Not enough influence and you do not get the desired effect. Too much influence and your likely to overshoot and create new unforseen problems. Its a delicate balance that we as a species do not seem particularly good at. It reminds me of all the other calls to action that made things worse; like margarine, or many drugs that eventually get pulled off the shelf because side effects are so much worse than what they treat. We overreach because we are not patient enough to wait the amount of time for our changes to fully reach true equilibrium. So we up the changes for faster perceived results. An ecosystem is not a simple linear relationship.

    1. Re:And if they go too far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like an on/off switch. The change would take time, and should be closely monitored, and adjusted as necessary.

  65. OP is wrong, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a start, nobody says back to the stone age other than moron deniers wanting to be alarmist (and also ironic since they're the ones screaming at anyone saying there's a problem with AGW being "alarmist", despite that being a real thing). Secondly if we did go back to the stone age, it would solve AGW.

    It's just that we don't have to, and the only ones claiming we do are deniers, the actual alarmists.

  66. How about trump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He claims to be a multi billionaire and you morons insist he is.

  67. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus was just one of a succession of nuts, with one of the latest one being Marx.

    The Antifa mafia wants the white man to commit suicide so that the exponential growth of brownies can be extended on for an additional three years.

  68. Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He would behave if he had a proper Soviet or Chicom education.

    Hail to our Antifa Stormtrooper overlords !

  69. Re:Since when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is that because the pH scale was created in 1909 and Arrhenius published calculations of global warming from CO2 emissions in 1896, and therefore we had first estimates of climate change before we had any metric to describe the phenomena ?

    Cuz I bet that's what you're referring to.

  70. Beause you only watch denier blogrolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hansen's 1988 paper was spot on (near enough: 3.4 rather than what happened which was 3.2C per doubling climate sensitivity). How accurate does it have to be for you retards?

  71. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better worship the little red book of Mao and kill 80 millions.

  72. I have a better name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apocalyptic Trump-made climate genocide.

  73. So YOU were the "ice age is cometh" alarmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should start pointing your fellow deniers to you as the cause of the alarmism, then.

  74. It's not feasible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This solution would utterly fail to meet the purposes of the climate change advocates, which is to funnel trillions of dollars into the hands of leftist bureaucrats who want to control our lives. Who cares if this would lower temperatures. That isn't their goal anyway.

  75. Highlander Movie Plot Realized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this a central plot theme from one of the old Highlander films. We covered the sky, to save us all...

  76. You can't "reverse" climate change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can change climate change. Climate change happens all the time and has been since the dawn of time. Nothing we can do can prevent it.

  77. What could possibly go wrong? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 2

    Oh yeah. How about Ice Ages from hell. (Hmmm. that didn't work out so well ... ice and ... hell)

    Ok. Redo - how about Ice Ages from Niflheim. (If you're into Norse Mythology and all that. )

    And yeah. I had to look it up. I can't remember things I can't pronounce.

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  78. Re:Please tell everyone how something not acidic i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you didn't even take high school chemistry or something?

  79. Even a dollar is too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need that money for the wall and more tax cuts for the wealthy! Not one dollar for liberal fake news!

  80. Re: Please tell everyone how something not acidic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That term does sound very disingenuous for what you're using it for.

    It's almost like it was chosen on purpose to whip stupid people up into a panic. Hence you're insistence on using it.

    Raising the PH level would suffice, without resorting to fear mongering, which is why reactionary leftist armchair activists don't use it.

  81. Snowpiercer II ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the geo-engineering experiment that triggered an ice age in the movie "Snowpiercer"?

  82. Too cheap! by skaralic · · Score: 1

    Hasn't this guy heard? Climate change is BIG BUSINESS! We can't go and solve it for pennies. We need more conferences, more modelling, more money for pet projects, more talking points for politicians to scare us with.

    Regardless of what you think about climate change, one thing is certain: the last thing politicians (and activists) want is for it to be solved quickly and cheaply. It's way too good of a tool for them to take your money and look like they're relevant.

    Imagine if the fear of climate change went away over night. What would they all do?

  83. But that would not serve the purpose by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    I do not see how his "solution" would give the government greater power over people's lives, so how is it actually a solution to the problem which they are trying to address?

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  84. "$200 million dollars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    200 million dollars dollars? Great job, dipshit editor

  85. Re:Since when by greythax · · Score: 1

    That's a very long article. It's a wonder Mr. Clyde Spencer, a "graduate geologist", isn't taken more seriously by the oceanographers he is criticizing.

  86. Re:I see no one is taking global warming seriously by blindseer · · Score: 1

    And I don't know anybody who can fit a nuclear reactor onto a car yet.

    I don't know anyone making a practical wind or solar powered car either. There certainly aren't any practical airplanes that run on wind and solar power. We saw ships that were powered by wind but they lost out to those powered by coal, diesel, and nuclear.

    We can make electric cars that run off the electricity produced from nuclear power. Large ships can be nuclear powered. For everything in between we can synthesize fuels from nuclear power. We've had the technology to synthesize hydrocarbon based fuels for a century now. This process has been shown to be economically feasible in a time and place where petroleum is difficult to obtain. Improve that process and we could make petroleum no longer profitable.

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  87. Re: Terraforming for $200 million, Alex! by Seewhatidonehere · · Score: 0

    There is actually an Alphabet/google patent describing the above method and ship contraption to do the exact same thing. There has been experiments running already in 2011. Just so you know, these self propelled ships are already in use in large numbers..

  88. Drop nanoparticles from u-2s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With smaller dust particle size, the surface area to mass ratio goes up. So does the lifetime in the upper atmosphere. The U-2 is a mature aircraft with reasonable maintenance cost.

  89. So would...... nothing.. per year.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about no.

    You get nothing.
    Zero dollars per year to fix the Climate.

    Let's be done with this ridiculous crock of leftist propaganda once and for all.

  90. Care full by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    I am happy for solutions like this. However, my usual warning (which is often downmodded because it sounds sinister, I guess.)

    Be careful you don't overdo it. Moving in from the seas over 100-300 years is "inconvenient". Accidentally trigger another ice age (which can happen in as few as a couple of years -- you just need a summer where the snow doesn't melt) will literally kill billions quickly.

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  91. Proved then wrong by proving them right??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does that work? Muller showed there was a hockey stick. That's what he said he was looking to debunk, so he has changed his mind on AGW science.

  92. Capitalism killed more than that in 4 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Capitalism kills over 20 million a year.

  93. I guess it needs testing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of idea we should take with a grain of salt.