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Shared Scooters Don't Last Long (substack.com)

Alison Griswold, writes on her newsletter Oversharing: I took a look at data on scooter rides in Louisville, Kentucky, shared online as part of the city's open data policy. The latest data is available here. The data set I used was older and included monthly data on scooter trips from August through December. It also included a unique "ID" for each scooter, a detail that was key to my analysis and has been stripped out of subsequent data sets published by Louisville. The data doesn't differentiate between Bird and Lime, but as Bird started operations in August 2018 and Lime that November, you can assume it skews toward Bird.

With that preamble, here are some things I found: The average lifespan of a scooter in Louisville from August to December was 28 days. Median lifespan was 23 days. If you stripped out scooter IDs that first appeared in December, to focus on older vehicles, the average lifespan increased slightly to 32 days and the median lifespan to 28 days. Still stripping out scooter IDs that started in December, the median scooter took 70 trips over 85 miles.

Scooter lifespan is a key factor in scooter unit economics, as you may recall. The more trips and miles a single scooter can cover, the better for shared scooter companies, which have to recoup the cost of each vehicle before they can start making any money. In October, The Information reported that Bird was spending $551 per scooter with a goal of reducing that cost to $360. At the time, I said that meant Bird needed five rides a day on a $551 scooter for 5.25 months just to recoup the initial cost. The picture painted by the Louisville data is even worse.

[...] So, our scooter company walks away with $2.32 in revenue per day from the average scooter in Louisville. As we said at the beginning, Louisville data indicates that the average scooter was around for between 28 and 32 days. That means the typical scooter generated something like $65 to $75 in revenue for the company after most operating costs over its lifetime.

196 comments

  1. i bet landfills will be filled by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    with junk scooters, including those toxic batteries and electronics, cities should require they be recycled as much as possible, all refuse should be recycled as much as possible because we cant survive by turning the planet in to a dump

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    1. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      all refuse should be recycled as much as possible because we cant survive by turning the planet in to a dump
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      Honestly I think recycling is the wrong focus. Recycling is often energy intensive process with frequently very mixed results to produce raw materials that than have to be turned into something useful again via manufacturing which is often another energy intensive process. Both operations likely produce their own wastes and byproducts.

      If we want get serious about protecting the environment at least where electronics, batteries and machinery are concerned, we need to focus elsewhere. Specifically we need to work on lengthening the service life of products. We need to look at reuse and re-manufacturing.

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    2. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep. "Reduce. Reuse. Recycle."

      There's a reason "recycle" is last in that list.

    3. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by jbmartin6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, just like the piles of abandoned rental bikes in China. Well it will be a convenient source of metals for future generations, unless they get classified as historical artifacts.

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    4. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also a reason it's mentioned last

    5. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And there's also a reason it's the last one in the list.

    6. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, it's mentioned last in the list for a reason.

    7. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we need to focus elsewhere"

      good luck with that. have you been to walmart lately? it's packed, because we worship the Allmighty Deal. so manufacturers have EVERY reason to make things cheaper, more disposable, and planned-obsolete. see light bulbs and the invention of ones that last longer.

      i'm not being cynical, i'm being realistic. it's easy to say what "we need to focus" on. it's HARD to come up with a plan of action, or to come up with a convincing argument based on reason that doesn't make people's eyes glaze over with boredom (remember, multi-screen life means we all have tiny attention spans now). it's also hard to buy the expensive broom that costs fifty dollars over the broom that costs five dollars.

      nothing at walmart lasts long. i've bought multiple brooms in the last decade. they keep braking, falling apart, wearing out. my grandfather had ONE broom his whole life (get off my lawn, uphill both ways, i know how this sounds). it had a handle made of solid oak!

      how will things EVER change? anybody have an actual IDEA how to turn this enormous tide the other way? i don't. sorry to be a downer, but i feel like the chat rooms of the Internet are filled with long discussions about what we should do about it....but nobody has a fucking clue where to start. so it's a lot of hot air.

      does anyone? i'm looking for an answer here. anyone? Bueller?

      (tumbleweed rolls by)

    8. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure, but I think that there is a reason it's last in the list.

    9. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      reddit is leaking again.

    10. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Echo_Hotel · · Score: 2

      I know responding to an AC is pointless but this is some silly shit

      You know who shop at Walmart? The fucking AMISH. Nobody can claim that THEY are living a disposable lifestyle, throwing things away before their time.
      You can still darn a Hanes sock, patch a pair of Wrangler jeans, tighten the binding on a Mr.Clean broom and much more.
      You say "They don't make 'em like they used to"? You aren't fixing them like they used to.
      We are living in a time where the "Boots Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness" is relegated to very specific classes of folks (people who buy multiple $200 beater cars because they can't afford the one time layout & new entrepreneurs) if you are here chances are you have the means to purchase and capacity to learn to maintain more durable options.

    11. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by presidenteloco · · Score: 2

      The list within, last it appearing, a reason there is.

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    12. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by istartedi · · Score: 1

      That 2nd picture looks like a rosemary bush with miniature buildings around it. Then you realize it's bikes. It was worthwhile scrolling to the bottom. Amazing pix.

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    13. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rivers will be filled first, because anti-environment assholes think it's funny to throw them in there.

    14. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... hard to buy the expensive broom that costs fifty dollars over the broom that costs five dollars.

      Hard to buy at Walmart, or any generic retail outfit. But eBay acts as a storefront for small manufacturers ( and 'classic' ) used items like your grandfather's broom, Etsy and other online outlets provide access to some incredibly high quality goods, and most of those vendors are happy to substitute materials, i.e. their pine broom can be upgraded to oak on request. Many industrial grade manufacturers now offer direct sales, where before you had to buy from a local dealer or distributor. Yes, it isn't convenient like Walmart, and the total cost is much greater - in discovery, comparison, logistics, and price.

      There is probably two basic types of shopping - utilitarian and entertainment. And in each there is certainly a spectrum, i.e. for utilitarian, in clothing from Work and More (Carhart and CAT ), Pendleton, on up to Filson. I can expect 5 years from one end, I have a Filson that's still going strong after 30 years ( and people hand them down to their grand kids ). If one is shopping for entertainment, there' stuff that is disintegrating on the rack, on out to thousands of dollars for a designer label - it has nothing to do with utility.

      Society-wise, there are some movements like the Right-to-repair, retail Co-ops for groceries, the Maker movement, Tilth organizations, that are steadily gaining traction, and even some supply chain efforts in the EU that are aligning prices to actual total life-cycle costs. A lot of efficiencies aren't statistically visible, like transactions on eBay and Craiglist. ( Once I had a car full of cedar picket offcut, I posted it on CL, and in 10 minutes someone showed up to grab it). I've seen these slowly grow over the past few decades, all the while the local mall is looking like a ghost town.

      The Pew Trust has some pretty good reports on the issue ( ex. http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/10/07/perceptions-and-realities-of-recycling-vary-widely-from-place-to-place/ ). Generational attitudes are also changing: "Between 2007 and 2011, the number of cars purchased by Millennials fell almost 30%, according to the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety. Moreover, only 44% of teens get their driver’s licenses within the first year of becoming eligible, and a little more than half become licensed drivers by age 18." ( from https://www.mediapost.com/publications/article/237314/5-ways-millennials-are-redefining-ownership-cultur.html )

    15. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Certain products like aluminum have a huge up-front energy cost associated with their production. Recycling those makes sense, as the energy cost of recycling is a lot less than the energy cost of producing new aluminum.

      Other stuff, I'm not sure why people are recycling. Paper is made from carbon plants pulled out of the air. Disposing of paper in landfills sequesters that carbon underground. OTOH, recycling paper reduces the need for new paper, discouraging people from planting new trees (to chop down for more paper), thus reducing the rate at which we're pulling carbon out of the air. So why do we insist on wasting extra energy recycling paper, when it's better for the environment to bury used paper and plant more trees to create new paper?

    16. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you could say exactly the same thing about mining raw materials

    17. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      As someone pointed out below, there's a non-zero chance that they get monthly maintenance, and are reassigned a new UUID after. There just isn't a use-case to stick a permanent ID on a scooter, or a part of a scooter. You just need to track it when it's out of the shop, and tie it to the users.

      It's quite possible that this whole article is based on that simple misunderstanding by the author, who does not seem to have discussed their finding with the entities involved to any reasonable level. There is one quote from the linked article:

      Asked about the Louisville data, a Bird spokeswoman disputed the notion that the typical scooter last only 28 days. “We have a dynamic fleet, move vehicles around, etc.,” she said. “Just because it looks like it was in Louisville for 28 days does not mean that was its entire lifespan.”

      The author responds to being told that they're wrong by saying, "I will assume they simply fly away."

      Clickbait article. Shouldn't have made it to the /. frontpage.

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    18. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think the numbers here are bullshit. Here's a Wired article that mentions that Lime scooters last about 6 months: https://www.wired.com/story/li...

      That's still pretty shot of course, but we need to keep in mind that the utilization rate would be much higher than for a privately owned scooter. Like if somebody drove your car 24/7 it'd crap out in a year too.

    19. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by fermion · · Score: 1
      Not landfills, lakes, rivers, pond, bayous, oceans. I suspect, and it has been somewhat documented, that people who don’t like scooters blocking the sidewalk just literally throw them in the lake.

      The best case scenario is that cities are confiscated them and selling them to recoup violation fees.

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    20. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. "Reduce. Reuse. Recycle."

      There's a reason "recycle" is last in that list.

      I suggest 'repair' be added to that list.

    21. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      motive exists for antipodal position of previously mentioned item.

    22. Re: i bet landfills will be filled by jabuzz · · Score: 0

      Fine, I hope you dont mind me opening a landfill next door to where you live then?

    23. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That falls under reuse, doesn't it?

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    24. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, list is last in YOU!

    25. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Wired is what product managers and SEO influence facilitators read if they find New Scientist too taxing.

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    26. Re:i bet landfills will be filled by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They should make them from wood or very small stones, and then they'd float.

      And if they don't, burn them!

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  2. A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fucking hell. Another throwaway product, another ecological disaster. They should ban those things on that basis alone.

    1. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Just don't rent ones that old or you can be stuck with the bill for a new one.

    2. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That is what happens when you use a consumer product for commercial purposes. If you want something that lasts, only buy products that retain their warranty under commercial use.

    3. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Where is the most common failure? That is my biggest question.
      32 Days seems much too short. I can see maintenance every 32 days though.

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    4. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 2

      That is what happens when you use a consumer product for commercial purposes.

      Yeah. Decades ago I ran across the expected lifetime of my newly purchased CD player: 5,000 hours. Don't know if it was the LED or what that broke. I also ran across a commercial player that was considerably more expensive.

      I wondered why radio stations didn't use the cheaper version, so I did a calculation: 5,000 hours / 24 / 30 = 7 months. So while it was cheaper for the standard unit, you've be replacing it twice a year with the fun downtime and swapout event that would occur.

      "We'd play you the latest hits but our player is broken, so I'll just hum them instead. And here we GOOoooo!"

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    5. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by Linux+Torvalds · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In Kentucky? I suspect SUD (Slow Unplanned Disassembly) by meth addicts is how most of these scooters are meeting their ends.

      That, and target practice.

    6. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Fat of the land.

      Do you know what an RC enthusiast pays for batteries/year. If I was a kid, I'd already be hooning a home made electric car powered by scooter batteries.

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    7. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by mallyn · · Score: 1
      I am a volunteer at a local electronics museum. We use tesla coils and van de graf generators for demonstrations. We learned long time ago that you don't use consumer hobby grade stuff for public demonstrations. During my three year (so far) tenure there, we went through three cheap van de graf generators before settling on one that is more institutional grade; costing about twice as much. That unit is still going strong.

      Same goes with tools. Please don't get me going on Harbor Freight. Put it this way. A jewelry maker told me that he will not be caught dead inside a Harbor Freight store.

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    8. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      32 Days seems much too short. I can see maintenance every 32 days though.

      The ID in the database changed every 32 days. That doesn't necessary mean the entire scooter was replaced. It just means the component with the RFID chip changed, or was reset to a new value.

    9. Re:A lifespan of only 23 to 32 days?! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am a volunteer at a local electronics museum. We use tesla coils and van de graf generators for demonstrations. We learned long time ago that you don't use consumer hobby grade stuff for public demonstrations. During my three year (so far) tenure there, we went through three cheap van de graf generators before settling on one that is more institutional grade; costing about twice as much. That unit is still going strong.

      It generally pays to buy quality. My blender is much more expensive than many you see in stores but blends stuff that would strip a cheaper one's gears in a second. That doesn't necessarily mean buying the absolute best when a high quality less expensive item will work, it's a cost tradeoff and at some point the added value is less than the added costs.

      Same goes with tools. Please don't get me going on Harbor Freight. Put it this way. A jewelry maker told me that he will not be caught dead inside a Harbor Freight store.

      While I am in wholehearted agreement with you in tools and have had a "Buy quality once or cheap forever" mentality ingrained by my mechanic father; Harbor Freight has its place. It's perfect for when you need a cheap one time use item. For example, I built a fence using a HF nail gun. I ran quality nails through it and it lasted throughout the project, in fact it still works but is basically relegated to hanging on the wall. For about $60 it was cheaper than a rental and way cheaper than a quality nailer that would drive nails long after the HF tool died. I would not use a HF tool for something I made my living on and needed to run reliably and the cost of lost productivity exceeded the tool's cost.

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  3. Deep 6 by PuddleBoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They did a trial of the scooters in Portland (which has a river running thru downtown) and there is speculation about just how many of the scooters ended up at the bottom of the river. They were able to trace a few of them to that watery grave.

    The biggest concern here was riders without experience and who did not use helmets. There was an uptick in ER visits for scooter accidents.

    1. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      News flash: people don't take care of shit they didn't have to purchase or get emotionally invested in.

    2. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Austin has also seen them in the river. I believe the city is charging Lime/Bird if they fish one out. ER visits are also up here as well. I believe scooter accidents are now exceeding bicycle accidents. If the article is true, it does not even factor in scooters are not paying for the free rent on sidewalks/private property when they are not in use.

    3. Re:Deep 6 by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      The biggest concern was that they were strewn about the sidewalks, period.

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    4. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't fix stupid.

    5. Re:Deep 6 by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      If more people are using something then there will be an uptick in ER visits because of such something.

      The biggest problem with a Sharing and Service Economy. Is the lost of Pride of Ownership. When you Own something especially if it is something you have sacrificed to buy. You tend to treat it better and more carefully, when something is rented, or paid with your tax dollars, you don't feel it is yours, and more apt to abuse it, just to get the most out of your buck that you can during that time. So you would drive harder, take more risks, then if it was under your direct dime.

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    6. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "ER visits"

      heheh...i know this isn't exactly your point but you made me think of it:

      http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/02/software-glitch-causes-lime-scooters-to-lock-up-mid-ride.html

    7. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Each day in Austin, 20+ people on scooters wind up in the ER.

      As for underwater visits, if you passed Waller Creek near Red River in Austin, you would see at least several Lime or Bird scooters a day in the drink, especially around UT, where people just yo-heave-ho them as a way to silence the constant noise they make when tipped over.

      Scooters have a bad rep. Mainly because people use them in buildings, park them behind cars. The people who charge them in the morning sling them on private property, on handicapped ramps, around people's cars. In Austin, it was told to local businesses that if there are scooters, the best option is to pick them up and sling them into the nearest dumpster, rather than waste time impounding them.

    8. Re:Deep 6 by DamonHD · · Score: 2

      A previous business partner on mine used to deadpan "What's the only kind of car that does not need careful driving and maintenance?" to which the answer was of course "A rental car."

      (He was observing, not endorsing.)

      Rgds

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    9. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If more people are using something then there will be an uptick in ER visits because of such something.

      Yeah, the fact that these scooter riders ride everywhere: streets, bike lanes, sidewalks (crowded or not) and seem to feel entitled to be there at full speed has nothing to do with it. Oh, and before you claim that bikes are the same, keep in mind that these scooters are motorized vehicles ridden by inexperienced drivers.

    10. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't understand why the ER visits would be up due to scooters. Who the F*ck would ride these things? I just don't get it. Maybe ER visits are up because people tripped over the damn things?

    11. Re:Deep 6 by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      News flash: people don't take care of shit they didn't have to purchase or get emotionally invested in.

      This is why communism doesn't work.

      It is too bad that Karl Marx didn't run a scooter company before he wrote Das Capital. That would have saved us all a lot of trouble.

    12. Re:Deep 6 by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Rental cars share a common feature with M1A1 tanks: both can do 60 mph over a plowed field.

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    13. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-environment assholes think that destroying private property is funny.

    14. Re:Deep 6 by n0nsensical · · Score: 2

      Anti-environment assholes think that destroying private property is funny.

      And, pray tell, what gives you the right to store your private property on public property?

    15. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A previous business partner on mine used to deadpan "What's the only kind of car that does not need careful driving and maintenance?" to which the answer was of course "A rental car."

      What rental company lets you mess up a rental car for free? I found dealing with an accident in a rental car far worse than dealing with it in my own car. In the end it was cheaper, but I must have spend 60 hours on paper work.

    16. Re:Deep 6 by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      Wooooosh!

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    17. Re:Deep 6 by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      30 years ago on the U-Mich campus, somoene started a thing called "The green bike is not locked!" They introduced dozens of used bikes painted an ugly green. The idea was you would ride one somewhere on campus and leave it there and someone would ride it back going the other way.

      In short order they were all stolen.

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    18. Re:Deep 6 by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Most businesses and other places have bike racks and whatnot for their visitors.

      Who is running around saying that part of it is wrong?

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    19. Re:Deep 6 by eclectro · · Score: 1

      what gives you the right to store your private property on public property?

      The community council that decided a cheap and easy form of transportation is beneficial for the community as a whole?

      My community has large areas that are not covered by mass transit very well the scooters are definitely beneficial to many that use them.

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    20. Re:Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash: people don't take care of shit they didn't have to purchase or get emotionally invested in.

      This is why capitalism doesn't work.

      It is too bad that Adam Smith didn't run a smart phone company before he wrote The Wealth of Nations. That would have saved us all a lot of trouble.

      FTFY.

      This is why you should avoid resorting to sound bites and blanket statements :)

    21. Re: Deep 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people charging Lime or Bird scooters do not get paid unless the scooters are returned to specific places chosen in advance by the companies, and verified by GPS, as well as cellphone photos. It is much more likely IMO, that scooters were left in parking garages and other inconvenient places by customers...

  4. are these "green" vehicles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do scooter batteries change how city water tastes?

  5. A lesson on socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Ownership matters.

    1. Re:A lesson on socialism by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Ownership doesn't. Liability does. There's a reason rental cars that you have to return in working conditions or else the person working at the desk will have you pay for it last longer than scooters that the automatic return station accepts as long as it can somehow still read the ID, independent of the state the scooter is in.

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    2. Re:A lesson on socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ownership matters.

      What on Earth gave you the idea that cheap rental scooters are anything like Socialism? Bird and Lime are private companies, trying to provide a service.

      404: Socialism not found. This is pure Capitalism my friend; with all the externalized costs that entails.

    3. Re:A lesson on socialism by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      Liability is simply a term for "owning the consequences". His point stands.

    4. Re:A lesson on socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're too stupid to post here. If a private company doing business doesn't qualify as Capitalist rather than Socialist, what does?

    5. Re:A lesson on socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent post is exactly on the level one is expecting of /. Y'all are a bunch of stupid code monkeys with delusions of grandeur.

  6. Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sure, they last about a month on the street. Does the idiot who wrote this assume they are then tossed in the garbage? No. They come into a shop for a couple hours of repair work, and go back out on the street. What a fucking moron.

    1. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But why would repairing the scooters change their ID?

    2. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Plenty of good reasons for that. One, it's effectively a different scooter or a chimera at that point. Anything you'd want to track by ID would be useless after it goes through repair anyway.

    3. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plenty of good reasons for that. One, it's effectively a different scooter or a chimera at that point. Anything you'd want to track by ID would be useless after it goes through repair anyway.

      Occam's razor: A simpler explanation is that they fucking break.

    4. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ah, the old Scooter of Theseus argument...

    5. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of good reasons for that. One, it's effectively a different scooter or a chimera at that point. Anything you'd want to track by ID would be useless after it goes through repair anyway.

      The ID would be quite useful after the repairs are made. At the very least you can track how often a particular scooter has to come in for repairs. You can track where that scooter was deployed and track usage and damage rates for certain areas or localities. You don't change the VIN of a car no matter how many parts you replace. Why would you for a scooter?

    6. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Punknubbins · · Score: 1

      Call me cynical, but if I was a large organization with reasons to hide my inventory information from competitors, but also reason to release info to the public about the services I am providing. And if I could get the cost of my proprietary, and identifiable, add on board down to US$10 at scale. Then every time I brought something in for repair I would swap out the that component and just have a table in my database that keeps track of ID changes. From the outside world it would look like I have deployed way more devices then I actually have. And it might trick more naive competitors into thinking they need to replace their hardware more often. Driving up their costs and increasing their chance of failure giving me more market share opportunity in the future, or maybe give me more leverage in negotiations with regional authorities.

    7. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      They come into a shop for a couple hours of repair work

      Hey Anonymous Coward, it would be interesting to see the cost calculations behind this.

      If we assume a "couple hours of repair work" costs the scooter company $200 in labor, parts and overhead expenses then it's likely cheaper to throw the scooter away after its first repair.

    8. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why would repairing the scooters change their ID?

      My guess is that any time you upgrade their firmware they generate a new ID. So, around once a month or so, you bring them in to do maintenance. They are doing it slightly less than once a month though (23-28 days)

    9. Re:Author assumes the scooters are recycled after? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The VIN of a car is usually engraved on a plate attached to some part of the bodywork that you aren't likely to replace. With scooters the repair shop may end up taking the deck of one, the forks of another and the motor of a third to make a working Frankenstein jobby.

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  7. Off the cuff by Miser · · Score: 1

    With that much scooter "turnaround" that just seems ... wasteful.

    -Miser

    1. Re:Off the cuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think so?

      -Miser

  8. Shared anything doesn't last long ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, if it's not yours, you don't give a damn about it.

    Someone will rent it, ride it like ... well, like a rented mule ... and then return it.

    They're not going to baby it, or treat it nicely. They're going to ride it hard.

    Not sure why anybody would be surprised by this. Rented things are pretty much always treated like this.

    1. Re:Shared anything doesn't last long ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You treat your apartment like this? Or the rental car?

      You probably lose a lot of money on deposits, right?

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    2. Re:Shared anything doesn't last long ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The difference is, if you damage your apartment or rental car, the owners will make you pay for any damages you've caused so you tend to treat those things better. These scooters are just parked at wherever the last renter needed to go, and any Tom, Dick, or Harry can then come up and destroy them. There's no way to tie the damage to the scooter to the person who breaks it.

    3. Re:Shared anything doesn't last long ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In other words, people don't care about whether it's theirs, what they care about is whether they have to pay for a replacement.

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  9. Brakes don't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even with constant new equipment being injected, stupid things like brake failures can happen:
    https://www.ajc.com/news/local/atlanta-woman-has-warning-for-scooter-riders-don/fwMFwjcSm7QMOJNvbSSHIO/

    1. Re:Brakes don't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right.

      What do you think the odds of the brakes suddenly failing under normal circumstances are, compared to some fucking idiot - feeling the need for some variation from smashing windows - simply stealing it and throwing it in the nearest lake/river or just simply smashing it to bits on the spot?

      When humans are involved, the most probable source of trouble isn't mechanical. Morons, on the other hand..

    2. Re:Brakes don't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Austin, it is a common practice for vandals to cut brake cables on scooters.

    3. Re:Brakes don't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are still human failures, not mechanical.

  10. And it gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The data does not take into account malice, both by the customer and political. There are clips showing people throwing the scooters into the bay here in Corpus Christi, ruining them. Then you got the city itself, charging onerous fees per scooter to allow them to operate within the city. The city of Corpus Christi wanted at last check, a dollar of day PER UNIT. That's murder on any operation, large or small.

    1. Re:And it gets worse by omnichad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The city of Corpus Christi wanted at last check, a dollar of day PER UNIT. That's murder on any operation, large or small.

      People oppose an outright ban, so an onerous tax is as close as they got. Nobody (majority anyway) wants these things around. They clutter up the neighborhood, ruin accessibility, and have plenty of bad riders. The sooner they run out of VC money the better. Their business model is probably not that much more viable than MoviePass anyway.

    2. Re:And it gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MoviePass did not have a business plan. It was a pump-and-dump stock scheme to enrich insiders who cashed out on the stock. These insiders were a mix of Indian and Floridian conmen.

      https://www.businessinsider.com/moviepass-owner-emerged-from-indian-company-accused-of-massive-fraud-2018-7

    3. Re:And it gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The city of Corpus Christi wanted at last check, a dollar of day PER UNIT. That's murder on any operation, large or small.

      And quite a few of those end up in Corpus Christi bay, according to local news

    4. Re:And it gets worse by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      The city of Corpus Christi wanted at last check, a dollar of day PER UNIT. That's murder on any operation, large or small.

      People oppose an outright ban, so an onerous tax is as close as they got. Nobody (majority anyway) wants these things around. They clutter up the neighborhood, ruin accessibility, and have plenty of bad riders. The sooner they run out of VC money the better. Their business model is probably not that much more viable than MoviePass anyway.

      Yea. You quickly grow tired of hearing someone yell excuse me as they try to zip past you or having one whip right by you a few inches away while you are walking on the sidewalk. The faster they disappear the better, and it seems like Adam Smith's invisible hand will smack them down at some point; probably after an IPO. I wonder if the scooter companies asked Louisville to strip ID data to prevent analysis such as in TFA which shows how fast they are burning cash and the steep hill to just become profitable, let alone grow fast enough to warrant a high stock valuation?

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    5. Re:And it gets worse by Ichijo · · Score: 0

      They clutter up the neighborhood, ruin accessibility, and have plenty of bad riders.

      And that goes double for cars!

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  11. Have trouble believing it's really that short by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the average lifespan increased slightly to 32 days and the median lifespan to 28 days.

    I can believe the scooters would last that long before being pulled for servicing.

    But I can't believe scooters after a month are so trashed you cannot repair them and get them back out in the field. Even with rough use and vandalism, you should be able to have the units in service for at least half a year...

    That doesn't account for outright theft but I don't think so many are taken outright is affects the overall stats.

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    1. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even half a year wouldn't be enough to recoup costs, and you have to include the price of maintenance too.

      My guess is that they are either hoping to monetize the location and user data they gather, or the whole thing is just a scam to suck up investment money for a few years before it all collapses.

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    2. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imagine someone the size of creimer
      now imagine the seat and suspension and tires of the average chinese scooter designed for chinese teens
      when creimer plops his pre-diabetic booty on that seat
      now imagine an entire state like this

    3. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't say the reason they're removed from service, and maybe it's not because of them being so trashed. Maybe they've got such a short service life because the rates of vandalism that's just not cost effective to fix and theft are just that high.

    4. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more believable when you consider how the average person treats things they don't own.

    5. Re: Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have Lime bicycles in our mid-size city. I *routinely* see them tossed upside-down in a ditch. Not sure if they have some kind of rust-proofing, but around here lying your bike down in a puddle for a couple of days is a good way to paint any chrome parts red.

    6. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ownership is an important principle, because with ownership comes the incentive to maintain. People who care about sustainability should keep that in mind.

      If I own a vehicle, whether car or scooter, I'm going to do my best to keep my equipment in good shape, not only for my own safety but to maximize the value of my investment. My car gets regular oil changes, inspections, etc. I don't own a scooter, but, if I did, I would keep it clean and working well. What I own gets my personal attention.

      What a company owns gets maintenance from experts, but only from a few and on what schedule? Where is that personal investment in the equipment? A company that puts bikes or scooters on the street for passing users to use will not have the same incentive to maintain that equipment as a personal owner, and the casual users will have zero interest in maintaining the equipment.

      Well-maintained equipment lasts longer, which ends up using less new materials. Personal ownership is more sustainable than corporate ownership and leasing.

    7. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ownership is an important principle, because with ownership comes the incentive to maintain. People who care about sustainability should keep that in mind.

      If I own a vehicle, whether car or scooter, I'm going to do my best to keep my equipment in good shape, not only for my own safety but to maximize the value of my investment. My car gets regular oil changes, inspections, etc. I don't own a scooter, but, if I did, I would keep it clean and working well. What I own gets my personal attention.

      What a company owns gets maintenance from experts, but only from a few and on what schedule? Where is that personal investment in the equipment? A company that puts bikes or scooters on the street for passing users to use will not have the same incentive to maintain that equipment as a personal owner, and the casual users will have zero interest in maintaining the equipment.

      Well-maintained equipment lasts longer, which ends up using less new materials. Personal ownership is more sustainable than corporate ownership and leasing.

      You don't think companies have an interest in maintaining what they own? That seems to undercut your premise that ownership brings an incentive to maintain.

    8. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe scooters after a month are so trashed you cannot repair them and get them back out in the field.

      I could have one ready for the scrap heap in a matter of hours. Maybe even minutes.

    9. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      The city of Oakland has to remove the scooters from urban lakes on a regular basis.

    10. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in DC area I often find scooters broken in half (front vs back) across their main platform. That means both the main body and the battery have been destroyed beyond economically viable repair.

    11. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scooters don't have seats. Mobility scooters have seats. Chinese teens must be in bad shape if they are using mobility scooters. They are too young to be Americanized.

    12. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The point he should make is that ownership brings an incentive to use relatively gently. If you own a car, you're not going to slam it from drive to reverse at 60 mph, because that's your investment you'd be trashing. But a scooter that you have no responsibility for? Pffft. Take a club to it, throw into a lake, what do you care? It's not costing you anything.

    13. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a(nother) dirty trick to this that the scooter companies are exploiting as well.

      See, if it were YOUR scooter that had to get fished out of the lake, it would get impounded until you paid the recovery costs to recover YOUR scooter.

      If you didn't pay, the city would auction it off to the highest bidder.

      So Bird and Lime don't bother paying the impound fees. They just show up at the government auction a month or two later, and bid $1 each or so, and since the scooters won't work without the app(*) nobody else bids, and all the impound costs get pushed onto the city -- aka you, the taxpayer.

      Gotta love that 'making money by disruption' thingy, huh?

      AC

      * Actually, there exist (hardware) hacks to make a Bird or Lime scooter 'yours', which naturally really pisses off the scooter rental companies, especially when someone bids $2 at the government auction...

    14. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by kriston · · Score: 1

      In the urban neighborhood where I work we have had scooters from at least five different companies for at least a year. They all look like they've been in a war zone and repaired multiple times.

      This is horrible for the environment, not to mention an eyesore for the neighborhood.

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    15. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...what do you care? It's not costing you anything.

      If people actually valued the service they would care about the indirect costs getting passed back to them.

    16. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The homeless dudes are starting to pull them apart here in Los Angeles. Not sure what they're after unless they're taking them to a metal recycler, but I've walked past homeless camps and seen piles of freshly spraypainted bike frames, components, and under a tarp were several bird and limes, all painted (you could still see the outline of the brand sticker under the paint), but pulled completely apart. I tend to report that (thieves are thieves even when they're stealing shit I don't care about... the utility company was also there welding giant bells around the base of the street lights because these fuckers were pulling copper from them) but if there's any value at all to be had, trust the addict thieves to figure out the workflow...

    17. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Logically, they would. The evidence is overwhelming that they do not.

    18. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      It won't be very long before weight is added to your Good Little Communist rating and you are denied services.

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    19. Re:Have trouble believing it's really that short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Scooters don't have seats."

      neither do your pants after you wear them

  12. But they'll make it up in volume! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of trash

  13. shoe sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm thinking of starting a shoe sharing service so people can walk from one place to another without getting their socks dirty. They'll have an app where they can locate a nearby pair of shoes in their size.

    I'll call it "Shoeme" or something stupid like that.

    Taking investment money now....

    1. Re:shoe sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sounds so stupid i expect creimer to open a new youtube channel just for that
      i await his calculations for when he can retire a millionaire from that

    2. Re:shoe sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm thinking of starting a shoe sharing service so people can walk from one place to another without getting their socks dirty. They'll have an app where they can locate a nearby pair of shoes in their size.

      I'll call it "Shoeme" or something stupid like that.

      Taking investment money now....

      You should call it 'Shü'

    3. Re:shoe sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shüt Üp

    4. Re:shoe sharing by guppysap13 · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    5. Re:shoe sharing by joshsgt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh do please bring this to Atlanta where apparently the City Council's ONLY data point regarding whether to allow these abominations to be scattered all over the commons is that "people have ridden them X times". I had a lengthy email back and forth with my city councilman asking about cost-benefit analysis, how the city was going to pay for the "enforcement" of the new rules they passed, and what I got back was "i support them because if you ask the people who ride them, they like them". I pointed out that if you polled cocaine or heroin users you would likely get similar statistics so why did we not just legalize those too. I then asked what the city would do if I bought 1000 drink vending machines, put them on wheels and scattered them all over the city so that by using a phone app and moving the machine to a new location, you could buy a drink. Of course we all know the answer to that - the city would have impounded them all and fined my business. So now these eyesores are apparently legal in Atlanta, because "people use them" and because we charge each company something less than the cost of a single emergency room visit generated by an uninsured ride. No allowance made for enforcement officers, not attempts to enforce the rules. As long as you can dump the cost on the taxpayers, why not let people put hideous crap all over the city that provides no utility that cannot be had by walking.. with or without rental shoes.

    6. Re:shoe sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoe.ly

      A .ly tld is pretty much mandatory for any truly douchey startup nowadays.

    7. Re:shoe sharing by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Atlanta seemed to have a lot of potential when I moved there in 2016... after a year living in tree-covered Midtown, even with work being within walking distance, I had to go. That city is a mess...

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  14. By millennials, for millennials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And obvious to everyone else. Is this SlashDot or Tiger Beat?

  15. Not as bad as crypto mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Crypto mining economic are far worse... crypto entices miners with "today's profit" without telling them about the exponential decay in revenue. It always looks like you can ROI in x time but the reality is that you never ROI..

    Ima buy all the scooters I can though because there's probably going to be a mad rush into scooter rental because on paper it looks awesomely profitable.

    Now, where did I put those tulip bulbs?

  16. Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > the typical scooter generated something like $65 to $75 in revenue for the company after most operating costs over its lifetime.

    "Revenue after operating costs"...so, profit?

    If you're still making $65 to $75 of *profit* (assuming that's really what this is) after all costs are covered and everybody involved in looking after these has been paid...then that's a win.

    If one of these generated $65 to $75 worth of revenue over its lifetime however, *before* paying anyone, then it's a disaster. I suspect this is what the article is trying to convey (I only read the summary, of course), but the wording being used doesn't infer that.

    1. Re:Profit? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Revenue after operating costs is income. Income is not profit. You still need to pay off your purchase price for example.

  17. Re:Socialist scum do not respect property by radja · · Score: 3, Insightful

    this is capitalism in action. People pay for using it, and they want to get the most value for money.

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  18. handouts to china by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's probably some way to show that scooter sharing was to keep Chinese state-owned steel and manufacturing businesses alive.

  19. Scooters are physical cryptocurrencies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The bubble will pop and your ass goes pop too as you crash them.

  20. Yes, even with rough care though... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    There's not much on a scooter to easily brake. It can only accelerate so fast according to design, so you can't really overwork the motor. The scooters I've seen have pretty sturdy bodies, with engines (the only expensive part) pretty well protected.

    I could go way beyond simple mistreatment of a scooter - say attack it with a baseball bat, or throw it against a wall - and it should be usable for field use with some replacement parts and repainting.

    It is at the very least a question I did not see the article (yes, I read the whole article) even attempt to ask, either rhetorically or the companies directly. They might want to keep that info close to the vest but like I said it simply makes no sense that only a month would render every single scooter un-repairable.

    In fact it's pretty obvious the goal for any scooter company would be to move to scooter designs that are even tougher and more repairable for exactly the reason of viability of the model.

    I absolutely will not say it's impossible that so many companies are being funded that are not financially viable, because venture capital. But again I'll say, just from a logical standpoint of considering very rugged use of scooters length of service should be six months to a year, if not indefinitely.

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    1. Re:Yes, even with rough care though... by fat+man's+underwear · · Score: 1

      "There's not much on a scooter to easily brake"

      Then how do you stop it? With difficulty? Seems a flawed design.

    2. Re:Yes, even with rough care though... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Funny, as I was reading my original post before I read your response I noticed that typo instantly. You deserved some +1funny mods for that with such a great handover...

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  21. What was the point anyway? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

    What was the point of these free scooter programs anyway?

    1. Re:What was the point anyway? by oic0 · · Score: 1

      They aren't free. They charge. The article is just arguing that the people in these cities are so crap that the scooters are dead before their purchase price is covered.

    2. Re:What was the point anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reducing the expense and burden of automobiles and the related support.

  22. In other news by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Public bathrooms get gnarly ...

  23. "WE" can't have nice things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because WE only care about what we've earned, what we've invested in, not what is given freely.

    THIS is another reason socialism simply does not work.

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  24. unnecessary buzzword by Iamthecheese · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's nothing special going on here. This isn't some kind of new economy. Things have been rented for millennia. These aren't shared scooters. They're rental scooters.

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  25. It costs money to do the repairs by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    and you have to worry about things like the breaks not being properly maintained. For one thing a skilled mechanic is going to make at least $12/hr and probably not going to work "gig" economy. You could do it with unskilled labor but you risk maintenance not being done. If you use gig economy piece workers they're likely to cut corners (since they're doing it for temp work to make ends meet they don't care about long term job prospects).

    As it stands Bird and Lime shift the blame for failed maintenance to the manufacturer. If they start repairing the scooters that's on them now.

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    1. Re:It costs money to do the repairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and you have to worry about things like the breaks not being properly maintained."

      Man that sucks. I like having a nice coffee and some cookies for my breaks. You?

  26. Longtime database designer here. by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These scooters likely get stripped down to parts, which are completely interchangeable, so there's no point in tracking individual parts that "go together". This leaves you with the Sacred Galley of Athens question -- is it the same boat after you've replaced every single part? If you completely disassemble a dozen schooters and reassemble a dozen scooters from randomly selected parts, what happens to the "identity" of the scooters that were taken apart? The answer is you don't need it anymore.

    If it were firearms, we associate the identity of the firearm with the receiver -- the metal housing into which the barrel and moving parts of the firearm are assembled. But that's purely conventional; you could just as reasonably define the identity of the firearm by the barrel. But why even have a concept for the "identity" of a firearm? Really one only: to track ownership and custody of a firearm, you have to have some kind of database. Databases require identifiers. Seventeenth century gunsmiths didn't stamp serial numbers on their guns because nobody was tracking them.

    You could take the same approach as firearms to scooters by declaring that the identity of a scooter sticks to, say, the scooter's deck. But what *function* would that serve? The function of a rental scooter's id is to track user custody of company property and determine when a scooter needs to be serviced. Once the scooter is brought in for repair the need to track that ID disappears. If you insisted on having an id that persists through the rebuild process it would do something that only bad database designs do: constrain physical operations to serve the record keeping system.

    In my experience every database design can be invalidated by expanding the universe of questions it must answer (or equivalently, processes it must support). This is the problem with identity in the relational model; it's *implicitly* tied to the questions the designer anticipates. That's why UUIDs are such a robust solution to many identifying tasks: their uniqueness is not tied to any particular set of questions you might want to answer, or to any context (i.e., they are unique *between* databases).

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    1. Re:Longtime database designer here. by sfcat · · Score: 0

      These scooters likely get stripped down to parts, which are completely interchangeable, so there's no point in tracking individual parts that "go together". This leaves you with the Sacred Galley of Athens question -- is it the same boat after you've replaced every single part? If you completely disassemble a dozen schooters and reassemble a dozen scooters from randomly selected parts, what happens to the "identity" of the scooters that were taken apart? The answer is you don't need it anymore.

      If it were firearms, we associate the identity of the firearm with the receiver -- the metal housing into which the barrel and moving parts of the firearm are assembled. But that's purely conventional; you could just as reasonably define the identity of the firearm by the barrel. But why even have a concept for the "identity" of a firearm? Really one only: to track ownership and custody of a firearm, you have to have some kind of database. Databases require identifiers. Seventeenth century gunsmiths didn't stamp serial numbers on their guns because nobody was tracking them.

      You could take the same approach as firearms to scooters by declaring that the identity of a scooter sticks to, say, the scooter's deck. But what *function* would that serve? The function of a rental scooter's id is to track user custody of company property and determine when a scooter needs to be serviced. Once the scooter is brought in for repair the need to track that ID disappears. If you insisted on having an id that persists through the rebuild process it would do something that only bad database designs do: constrain physical operations to serve the record keeping system.

      In my experience every database design can be invalidated by expanding the universe of questions it must answer (or equivalently, processes it must support). This is the problem with identity in the relational model; it's *implicitly* tied to the questions the designer anticipates. That's why UUIDs are such a robust solution to many identifying tasks: their uniqueness is not tied to any particular set of questions you might want to answer, or to any context (i.e., they are unique *between* databases).

      So how is the job market for a PhD of Philosophy these days? I ask that because you seem to understand philosophy quite well but what a DB is used for, not so much...

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    2. Re:Longtime database designer here. by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's actually surprisingly useful to have a basic foundation in things like ontology, just to realize how futile the overblown goals of many database projects are.

      Ultimately, if you can support the processes and decisions a customer needs supported in the immediate and near future, you're doing well.

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    3. Re:Longtime database designer here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This leaves you with the Sacred Galley of Athens question -- is it the same boat after you've replaced every single part?.

      If you don't overthink it and avoid reductio ad absurdum, the answer is obviously yes, that boat still is a distinct and enumerable entity among all others in existence.

    4. Re:Longtime database designer here. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      GP probably thinks a person's social security number is unique, and if it isn't then surname concatenated with birth date absolutely has to be.

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  27. The lesson here is by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 2

    Never lend or rent anything you arenâ(TM)t willing to have destroyed and if you do expect that to happen unless you do something to prevent it. In other words people suck.

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  28. Re:Socialist scum do not respect property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh bullshit - "Money is involved so its like capitalist and stuff, this isn't troo soshulism" Russia, Cuba and Venezuela have money and allow you to buy things too.
    Guess they're not really communist countries.
    This is natural greed which is why socialism will NEVER work because it all degenerates to gimme dat stuff.

  29. This doesn't make sense... by the_skywise · · Score: 2

    Both Bird and Lime should know this data already themselves and yet they're still jumping into markets (ergo losing more money that they'll never recoup).
    Either both companies have moronic leadership or there's some other scam going on. That includes all the weird (and oddly almost always negative) attention in the press these things get.

    1. Re:This doesn't make sense... by joshsgt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Both Bird and Lime should know this data already themselves and yet they're still jumping into markets (ergo losing more money that they'll never recoup). Either both companies have moronic leadership or there's some other scam going on. That includes all the weird (and oddly almost always negative) attention in the press these things get.

      How long has Uber been bleeding a billion dollars a quarter? It makes sense because the end game is to sell the money losing business at a profit to the unwitting public in an IPO. You know, like Uber, that is supposedly going public with $120 billion valuation all the while losing $4 billion a year. Unfortunately for these scooter companies, I don't think their total sales will ever scale like Uber and people might think twice about buying a rental service that tries to charge people to replace walking.

    2. Re:This doesn't make sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Bird and Lime should know this data already themselves and yet they're still jumping into markets (ergo losing more money that they'll never recoup).

      What?? You mean startups might exist which don't have a workable business model to make them profitable? Boy, that sounds unlikely. ;-)

      Either both companies have moronic leadership or there's some other scam going on.

      LOL, honestly, I have come to conclude that both of those are true of pretty much all startups -- the management and business model are so flawed either it was a scam from the start, or ends up being indistinguishable from one.

      So many startups are pretty much "over hype something, bleed money until acquired, profit".

      There's a lot of optimism, not a whole lot of execution.

  30. this does not bode well for socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if public stuff disintegrates in a puff of Marxist smoke, then how is that going to go at the national level?

    1. Re:this does not bode well for socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesn't have anything to do with socialism. Please learn to read before you spew your uninformed blather all over the site.

  31. Just To Avoid Mild Exercise... by Zorro · · Score: 2

    There are these things called Bicycles.

    Great for short trips, No DRM, and fairly inexpensive.

    But you might have to move your legs a little and go less than 5 MPH on a sidewalk.

    1. Re:Just To Avoid Mild Exercise... by joshsgt · · Score: 1

      Yeah but but but.. you can't just leave your bicycle anywhere in front of anyone's house and flagrantly ride it on the sidewalk even after it has been made illegal to do so. Besides no business that isn't run via an app on a phone is viable. Also. Uber also has delightfully hideous orange rental bikes. Probably should up that IPO price to $200 billion...

    2. Re:Just To Avoid Mild Exercise... by Yosho · · Score: 1

      fairly inexpensive

      Hahaha. A good -- not great, just good -- road bike will cost you $500. And that's not a one-time fee; if you use it regularly, you'll be spending money yearly on repairs and maintenance.

      And you also have to worry about transporting the bike to wherever you want to use it (if it's a "last mile" solution for you after using public transit or a personal automobile), finding a place to chain it up, and if somebody cuts through your chain and walks off with your bike, you're out $500. And this is probably hard for you to understand, but there are some people for whom the physical exertion involved in riding a bicycle is, in fact, a legitimate problem.

      This is literally a huge case of "check your privilege". Just because you don't personally find shared scooters to be useful doesn't mean that nobody does.

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    3. Re:Just To Avoid Mild Exercise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but but but.. you can't just leave your bicycle anywhere in front of anyone's house and flagrantly ride it on the sidewalk even after it has been made illegal to do so.

      Besides no business that isn't run via an app on a phone is viable.

      Also. Uber also has delightfully hideous orange rental bikes. Probably should up that IPO price to $200 billion...

      ROFL
      You got that backwards!
      We just made it legal to ride on the sidewalk...because...Lime...that was the actual reason too(give or take a name) :(

    4. Re:Just To Avoid Mild Exercise... by joshsgt · · Score: 1

      Whether or not something is "useful" doesn't take into account the ridiculousness of this business model. These things just showed up in Atlanta, dumped wherever they pleased on the sidewalk or in the right of way, blocking sidewalks or whatever. Sensible cities rounded the damnable things up and didn't give them back until rules were in place for them. Here they are "banned" from the sidewalks, except that everyone rides them on the sidewalk because the undermanned police department doesn't have the time or inclination to enforce the rules. Did the morons on the city council bother to think, well if these people who PAY ZERO taxes to Atlanta are going to just pile shit all over our sidewalks, make us pass rules on their use that maybe they should be charged per ride or in some way to reflect the cost of enforcement that goes along with having them scattered all over the city. I'm not allowed to just go out on the sidewalk and operate a business without a license and leave business "property" laying around where the fuck ever and neither would you be and these stupid scooter companies should contribute to the tax base where they operate if they are going to stay in business. Not even Uber and Lyft get away without their drivers paying gas tax, car tag taxes, car insurance and whatnot. If they just parked a bunch of cars anywhere and everywhere without tags, without paying car insurance and "renting" them to people with 100% liability landing on the "renter", the cars would and should be impounded. Just because it's a scooter and not a car doesn't mean you get to dump it wherever you want because someone with a phone finds it "useful".

  32. Plenty of odd tools I've used once or twice by raymorris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a bunch of tools here that I've used for one or two projects. They are ready to go if I need to them a third time. No point in paying 10 times as much when these Harbor Freight tools last ten times as long as I need them for.

    The rotary hammer I bought cheap at Harbor Freight might well wear out after only drilling 600 holes in concrete. In four years, I've drilled six holes. So at this rate it should last me about four hundred years.

    I wouldn't nornally buy a Harbor Freight ratchet because I plan to use the ratchet thousands of times. Same with my cordless drill. I use that all the time, so I bought one that will last through many uses.

    Heck, even my air compressor (still running fine after six years) is from Harbor Freight. It turned out that I used my bench grinder more often than I expected, so after several years my $15 Harbor Freight bench grinder eventually wore out. Still, if I were to replace a $15 bench grinder every five years, that's a better value than replacing a $120 bench grinder every fifteen years.

    Use the right tool for the job, and if you're only going to do the job once or twice (or ten times), a Harbor Freight tools might be the right tool.

    1. Re:Plenty of odd tools I've used once or twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An approach I like:

      1. The first time you need it, try to borrow a tool from a neighbor or relative.
      2. If you can't, buy the cheapest one you can find (e.g. Harbor Freight).
      3. If you use that tool enough that it breaks, buy the best one on the market. It will last the rest of your life.

      Would the $120 bench grinder last 15 or 50 years?

    2. Re:Plenty of odd tools I've used once or twice by kackle · · Score: 0

      Still, if I were to replace a $15 bench grinder every five years, that's a better value than replacing a $120 bench grinder every fifteen years.

      And that's the problem, isn't it? Garbage is cheap, therefore, we have allowed (mainly from China), and are in the habit of repeatedly buying, garbage. It's several bench grinders in the landfill versus one that outlives us. We don't want to "over-spend", even a little, when it's probably the environmentally conscious thing to do.

    3. Re:Plenty of odd tools I've used once or twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably two to be honest.

    4. Re:Plenty of odd tools I've used once or twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Harbor Freight hand tools now have lifetime warranties. So buy that HF ratchet.

  33. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scooter sharing fad can't go out of business soon enough. The notion of easily accessibly and affordable transportation is a good one, but electric scooters are the WRONG solution. The tiny wheels paired with uneven sidewalks (let's be honest about where they are usually ridden) and inexperienced riders without helmets is a recipe for accidents. And there are a LOT of accidents.

    I spent some time in Germany last year and the cities there are loaded with bicycles provided by multiple vendors that can be located and rented via an app just like the Bird/Lime scooters. The bigger wheels of a bicycle makes it much more resilient against cracks and bumps in the road surface, and you can strap a small baf or backpack to the back without completely ruining the balance (often see people riding Limes with grocery bags on the handlebars, some people are too dumb to live). Not to mention that a little bit of exercise wouldn't hurt the average american, electric poer not necessary (and more economical without).

  34. Lime(Bike) at my university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is Lime's business model?

    Just this semester Lime pulled bikes [from Eastern Kentucky University] without telling the university

    There was an article on Slashdot this past Sunday, A Software Malfunction Is Throwing Riders Off of Lime Scooters

  35. Terracotta Army by Comboman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm, maybe the Terracotta Army is actually some ancient, failed, rent-a-statue business venture.

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    1. Re:Terracotta Army by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Speaking of armies, did anybody else read that headline initially as "Scared shooters don't last long"? My eyes popped out of my head for a moment, before I reread it. I was half expecting some pop psychology discussion of school shootings or gang violence or something.

      This is the disadvantage of reading that right after the story about China's social credit system....

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  36. Tragedy of the commons by skaralic · · Score: 1

    No surprise there... there is a reason private ownership is important in order to maximize the value of items. However, ownership requires responsibility - something that increasing numbers of people desperately try to avoid these days. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  37. Re:Socialist scum do not respect property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're too stupid to post here. If a private company doing business doesn't qualify as Capitalist, what does?!!

  38. REPAIR by darkain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did the author stop to consider that they directly list "repair costs". Maybe, just maybe, when a scooter is taken out of circulation for repair, then put back in, that it is assigned a new ID number?

    1. Re:REPAIR by joshsgt · · Score: 1

      Did the author stop to consider that they directly list "repair costs". Maybe, just maybe, when a scooter is taken out of circulation for repair, then put back in, that it is assigned a new ID number?

      Yes, that could be possible. They could also assign your car a new VIN number and tag number every time you take it in for repair. The thing is, that depending on which fly by night operator you're talking about, there isn't a lot done in the way of "repair" or regular maintenance. They wait til they break in half or throw someoone into the street when their brakes lock to "repair" them, by which I assume means "junk them". There would be ZERO reason for doing that and based on my observation of thousands of the things around my neighborhood, they mostly go unused, seem to break frequently and seem to appear periodically in waves of brand new ones (unless you also think they repaint and polish them along with renumbering them) just so we can all believe in the magical money fairy of throwing shitty scooters all over every sidewalk in every city that allows it is going to make money because "apps". It also ignores the fact that there are 3 or 4 of these companies around raising money and throwing scooters and bikes all over the place to the point where the number of uses per vehicle is fairly low.

    2. Re:REPAIR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I speculate that after a firmware upgrade, it is given a new number.

  39. Knock on effects (see what I did there?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to add the costs of hospitalizations for impact trauma for the participants who panic brake and then go head over heels into the pavement. Of course, this will and must be borne by the participants if it's their own fault. I'm talking about the city's math in their rapacious quest for more money from any IPO gimmick that comes along rather than by creating a place people want to live in, and not just until they get a job somewhere else.

  40. People don't respect things not theirs by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Sad but true testimony against humans in general: they tend to not have respect for things that they don't own.

    1. Re:People don't respect things not theirs by joshsgt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like the sidewalks in cities where you don't have a business presence or pay any appreciable amount of taxes. Or contribute to the public hospitals where the uninsured "customers" end up when they get thrown into a pole by a pothole or a "software glitch" locking the brakes. When you leave your "things" laying everywhere all over a city in people's way, then don't expect them to be treated with "respect". These fucking things don't serve any purpose other than to raise venture capital. They literally cannot be ridden by handicapped or elderly people who might need an assist and everyone else who uses them could get where they need to by WALKING.

  41. mod parent up by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    +1 philosophical humour

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  42. You did not got the business model by RuiFRibeiro · · Score: 2

    The business model is not getting the money from passengers, is from cronyism getting government grants.Your money.

  43. You don't understand modern economies... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    It's not the DotCom era over again, this is NEW! Yeah, they lose money on each unit, but they will make it up with volume! It's how you can lose billions of dollars buying customers, and then become a hundred-billion-dollar valued entity!

    Silicon Valley has "rediscovered" that you can sell and infinite number of $1.00 bills for $0.90 each...

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  44. Need to last six months to recoup costs by Koreantoast · · Score: 2

    The same blog did a pretty good look at the business model behind the scooters. At current utilization rates, scooters need to survive at least six months for companies to recoup their costs. Clearly that's not happening now. Which means either the companies need to buy scooters at a cheaper price, build a better scooter at the same price, or somehow increase utilization per unit. I don't think they have a clear path forward with any of those, at least not enough to make the numbers work.

  45. They changed their design. by LetterRip · · Score: 1

    The early scooter designs had some issues, so Bird changed the design significantly (different battery pack layout is the most obvious), so it is probably just a design changeover, not reflective of the scooter actual durability.

  46. Re:Socialist scum do not respect property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russia, Cuba and Venezuela have money and allow you to buy things too.
    Guess they're not really communist countries.

    Exactly. And you didn't even need to read Marx to realize they were authoritarian despots!

    This is natural greed which is why socialism will NEVER work because it all degenerates to gimme dat stuff.

    Actually, that is why Capitalism never works.

  47. Re: Author assumes the scooters are recycled after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me cynical, too. If I was in the business, I'd be looking at the competition and their tricks. I'd know and I'd know that you know I know!

  48. #MAGAtard/Russian troll should be modded Off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since this has absolutely nothing to do with socialism (when using the proper definition of socialism), please mod the parent off topic.

  49. Not complete story by MatheoDJ · · Score: 1

    The EOL (end of life) of an individual electric scooter does not result in it being tossed wholly into the wastebin. Very few of these are likely complete losses - the aluminum frames are made of durable and reusable parts, I imagine the electronics package is wholly reusable as well, save for a worn-out battery... Which out to be good for hundreds of recharge cycles, not just 30. Electric motors are built durable and tough these days. It's likely a badly wrecked frame, damaged wheels, or depleted brakes that takes a scooter out of commission after an avergae of 30 days (likely this is thought of as routine maintenance, not even full "repair") and after a mild rebuild it's returned to service with a new unique ID. Genuinely totalled scooters would still be stripped for parts to be used in future repairs. Or am I missing something?

    1. Re:Not complete story by joshsgt · · Score: 1

      You're missing where these "businesses" are not trying to operate a profitable business. They are trying to raise money and generate rides. None of them operate an actual infrastructure to speak of. They outsource people to gather the damned things up, charge them and put them back out. Some hire repair people but then you have tons of reports of them breaking half while being ridden or the breaks locking or whatever. These are not airlines and they don't care if you crack your skull being thrown into a pole much less about "recycling parts" or whatever to keep costs down. It's someone else's money after all. Also, you're missing the part where people tear them apart and sell the pieces because they are just laying all over the place.

  50. People don't take care of what they don't own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scooter companies are learning this truism the hard way. It's why you never want to buy an ex-rental car.

  51. Try again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gaps in the methodology. Scooters are not generally just scrapped. Also some scooters are replaced with a better performing model without anything being wrong with.

  52. Keep aplogizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, blame the user- a computer geek's favorite go-to. We don't set prices. We don't set our wages. Ignore the corporations who do though. Don't stop to ask WHY we can't or won't "overspend even a little". Greed is somehow just a problem of the individual and excuse the greediest who have governemnt protections and laws which allow the concept of a corporation to even exist. Heaven forbid that the corp only gets a 3000% profit margin instead of a 2000 or 1000% one. They NEED those 10 yachts and Bugattis, but fuck me and my needs of basic shit like health care. Stop blaming those with no power. We can't change a fucking thing unless you want us to whip out the torches and pitchforks.

    1. Re:Keep aplogizing by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      Envy is an ugly and wicked thing, and if it were up to me would be among the very few mandatory death penalty offenses. You absolutely do set prices and wages, roughly as much as any other human being on earth, by deciding what you will and will not buy, and what you will and will not produce. Quit crying, start producing, and stop complaining.

  53. Fuck off commie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't come in here screaming marxism when you wear the badge of the Shanghai commies, ya fucking hypocrite. YOU got to choose that name. FUCK OFF.

  54. Re: Author assumes the scooters are recycled after by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Call me low-tech, but If I was in that business I'd go round smacking competitors' machines with a hammer,

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