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Microsoft Reaches 800 Million Windows 10 Devices (cnbc.com)

Microsoft's Windows 10 is getting bigger. The operating system for desktop PCs, internet-connected devices and other systems is now running on more than 800 million devices. From a report: The total is up from 700 million as of September last year, and it suggests that the newest rendition of Windows could now be the most widely deployed version of Windows, ahead of Windows 7 and other versions. Although Microsoft -- the most valuable publicly traded company in the world -- has shifted to focus more on cloud and third-party platforms under CEO Satya Nadella, Windows is still a key element of the company, contributing almost 15 percent of total revenue in the fourth quarter. It's also a notable contributor of operating income, as former CEO Steve Ballmer pointed out last year.

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  1. Wrong Headline by Hydrian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shouldn't it say Microsoft Windows compromises 800 million devices? :-D

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    1. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shouldn't it say Microsoft Windows compromises 800 million devices? :-D

      I retired my last Windows 7 laptop. No more. Not for everybody, but I'm quite content being Windows free (at home).

    2. Re: Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Funny I never even met anyone who knows how to install Windows 10. How did they get so many installs? And how many clicks of the next button would that be? My wifi couldn't even download W10 its so large. Maybe I should upgrade........

    3. Re: Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "How did they get so many installs?" Unwitting 7 users stepped away from their computers during Windows Updates. Those not fooled by round 1 got it again every month on Tuesday for half a year. Old people are easy to trick!

    4. Re: Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old people are easy to trick

      Because they stupid. So stupid they no can do what you trick them to do

    5. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Left Windows years ago. For me now, it's Linux on laptops and Raspberry Pis for fun stuff.

    6. Re: Wrong Headline by dougdonovan · · Score: 0

      800m Cant Be Wrong ?

    7. Re:Wrong Headline by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the number above, it seems like they were 100 million new PC's sold.

      I know my workplace is upgrading from Windows 7 to Windows 10 soon. But for the most part Windows Sales are from it being the default OS in Most PC's which are sold. For most vendors which still offer a Windows 7 "downgrade" option. Not too many people will choose this, unless they are solid reasons to do such.

      Also being that Windows 10 is now on a constant upgrade cycle, this means we are going to be stuck with Windows 10 for a while, and in general inflate Microsofts numbers.

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    8. Re: Wrong Headline by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      But flies swarm around a turd.

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    9. Re: Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turds are 100% organic, like Windows.

    10. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if there's any contingency in place for this hugh installed base of computers
      running a volatile Windows distribution (Billy hated calling his software by that label).
      I mean, during televised sporting games, the mayor of NYC asked people to stagger
      the restroom breaks because the system couldn't handle that many flushes at once.
      What happens when 800m devices suddenly reboot at once - since that's when the
      CPU draws the most power. It'll be interesting...

      CAP === 'suffered'

    11. Re:Wrong Headline by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably. But there are far too many people with Stockholm Syndrome where Windows is concerned.

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    12. Re: Wrong Headline by reboot246 · · Score: 2

      Not all old people are so easy to fool. I'm 66 now and I didn't get fooled into installing Win 10. Don't paint with such a broad brush. There are a lot of people over 60 who know more than you do.

      In fact, my guess is that most of the Win 7 users who were tricked were between 20 and 40. Lots of younger people use computers, but only a few actually know how they work.

    13. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what point does this go from being a plague to being a pandemic? What was so wrong about Windows 7 that needed fixing?

    14. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do really envy you, I can't do that, I develop for Windows and I was forced to deal with an expensive hardware that only works on Windows 10, and Windows 10 is the source of constant frustration as a user, everything is so slow and what works for some people's computers do not work well in others, I know everybody is leaving for the web but some businesses and people still need fast desktops.

      my new laptop which I though it would run Windows faster than the previous is actually incapable to deal with Windows7 and runs at most the same or even slower than my previous laptop which is 5 years old and costed less than half the price.

    15. Re: Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People can't get new motherboards to accept anything older than Windows 8.
      People want new CPUs.

    16. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      word has it that three of these installations were intentionally done by the user. that number might be lower, but that's what i heard.

    17. Re:Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was wrong with Windows 7 is that it didn't fit in with Microsoft's move to mobile. They were once again trying to push the One Windows for Everything model, and needed a touch-capable Windows to sell on mobile phones.

      Yes, there are now no Windows phones, but there are apparently enough touch-capable devices (Surface?) that they can pretend it's what they intended. Oh, and too many Windows 7 users managed to fight off the "upgrades" that let Microsoft turn the operating system into tracking malware. Windows 10 is much harder to keep from sucking up all your data, and Microsoft wants all that data to sell to anyone -- except the US government, to whom they're probably giving it all for free to keep them off Microsoft's back.

      Oh, I'm sorry, did you mean your question from the users' point of view? There was nothing wrong with Windows 7 from the users' point of view. But then Microsoft doesn't give a flying fuck about their users.

      We should stop calling Microsoft Windows customers "the users". We should call them "the used".

    18. Re:Wrong Headline by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      There are plenty of solid reasons to downgrade.

      Among them: (1) Windows 10 is generally just awful. And (2) it's dog slow compared to 7. Personally I see no benefit to 10 over 7, except that new software is designed to use it. And 7 performs much better.

    19. Re: Wrong Headline by chrish · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn!

      I intentionally installed Win10 on two of my machines as soon as it was available... the both came with Win8, which was awful.

      I'd use something else, but I like to play games when I have time, and if you do that on a computer you still need Windows. Yeah Steam has a bunch of Linux support now, but I've got a pile of games I want to play that are Windows/Mac only, and Apple hasn't made any good hardware in ages.

      Other than the games, pretty much everything else I use is portable, so switching actually wouldn't be a big deal. But I don't want to dick around with rebooting or trying to get Wine to behave... the fun part for me is the game, not getting it to run.

      Also, I'm not quite 50, so maybe I'm not old enough to get "tricked"... I knew what I was getting into.

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    20. Re:Wrong Headline by westlake · · Score: 1

      Probably. But there are far too many people with Stockholm Syndrome where Windows is concerned.

      The geek has been peddling this excuse for the success of Windows since the launch of Slashdot. But never quite gets around to explaining why the plain-vanilla Linux product never gained traction in retail sales. While Google with Android and Chrome found a market.

    21. Re:Wrong Headline by gweihir · · Score: 1

      People with Stockholm Syndrome never realize they have it. You are a nice example. Also, what does Linux and Android have to do with Windows being bad? Nice fallacy you have there. Means you are not capable of rational argument in addition. Side note: Chrome is not an OS, but that idea is probably beyond your mental grasp.

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    22. Re: Wrong Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the fact that Microsoft has a monopoly and strongarm most computer manufacturers into pre-installing Spyware 10.

      I'm sure Microsoft's numbers include Xbox consoles (which run a form of Spyware 10) and everyone who ever had Spyware 10 installed, regardless of whether they rolled back to a saner version of Windows or switched to a different OS entirely.

      It's really quite pathetic that Microsoft are touting their fudged 800 million number. Only about 1.5 billion more users to go to catch up with Android, eh?

  2. We need more finely grained stats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Like how many of them meant to install it in the first place and wouldn't just continue with 7 until 2038, given the choice and not forced into the fire from the frying pan...

  3. Since MS is collecting this data anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What are their names? How often do they use their favorite applications, and for how long? What websites are they visiting most? You know, since your telemetry bullshit is collecting all this by default, you might as well use it right?

  4. The big Windows 7 EOL push is coming. by xack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Microsoft was smart they would make LTSC avaliable to the masses to replace their Windows 7 fleets. But Microsoft will probably let hundreds of millons of Windows 7 machines flounder and we will see more wannacrys instead.

    1. Re:The big Windows 7 EOL push is coming. by WaffleMonster · · Score: 4, Informative

      If Microsoft was smart they would make LTSC avaliable to the masses to replace their Windows 7 fleets. But Microsoft will probably let hundreds of millons of Windows 7 machines flounder and we will see more wannacrys instead.

      Ransomware is installed by end users just as easily on Windows 10 as it is on Windows 7.

    2. Re:The big Windows 7 EOL push is coming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Releasing LTSC to the general public would be the right thing to do. Not releasing it unfortunately is the smart (=money making) thing to do.
      The only goal of all the crap going on with Windows 10 is to create a walled garden, like Android/iOS, combined with a Facebook/Google-style surveillance technology, in the hope they can bind their cattle^H^H^H^H^H^Husers and milk them out.

    3. Re:The big Windows 7 EOL push is coming. by geek · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft was smart they would make LTSC avaliable to the masses to replace their Windows 7 fleets. But Microsoft will probably let hundreds of millons of Windows 7 machines flounder and we will see more wannacrys instead.

      Ransomware is installed by end users just as easily on Windows 10 as it is on Windows 7.

      Factually incorrect as every Win10 box comes with a decent AV installed and running by default. It is actually much harder to infect a Windows 10 system than a Windows 7 box. Say what you like about their Fischer Price looking OS but they have come a very long way in the security department, especially on Enterprise versions with Credential Guard enabled.

    4. Re:The big Windows 7 EOL push is coming. by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Factually incorrect as every Win10 box comes with a decent AV installed and running by default. It is actually much harder to infect a Windows 10 system than a Windows 7 box.

      AV has been around since the beginning of time. Microsoft's is far from the best and all only protect against known malicious software in its database.

      Unless you are willing to lock the system to approved apps blessed by the king it's trivial for a human adversary to bypass.

      Say what you like about their Fischer Price looking OS but they have come a very long way in the security department, especially on Enterprise versions with Credential Guard enabled.

      Given neither myself nor any other normal user is even able to purchase Enterprise version even if we wanted to it isn't clear why this version matters?

    5. Re:The big Windows 7 EOL push is coming. by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Factually incorrect as every Win10 box comes with a decent AV installed and running by default

      Every Windows 7 box post Service Pack 1 has the same default settings for AV as Windows 10. It will monitor that an AV solution is installed. It will default to an enabled windows defender if no other option is running on the system, and it will alert you, annoy you and bug you unless you specifically disable that alert if no AV solution is present. Completely identical to Windows 10.

  5. I'll take credit for four of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome Microsoft.

  6. Universe is spheroid region 705 meters in diameter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Microsoft says 800 million devices run Windows 10 it is most certainly true.

    I also believe Trump's Westchester estate is worth $291 million dollars.

  7. Remember to only use Windows 10 as intended! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    James Kelly from Microsoft here. If you ever do anything on Windows 10 that isn't approved by us, such as installing a grandpa program outside of the Windows App Store®, you are illegally tinkering with the operating system, and we will delete your files on the next update.

    1. Re: Remember to only use Windows 10 as intended! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Jelly Jr here, James Sr is 100% correct.

    2. Re: Remember to only use Windows 10 as intended! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Kellys dad here (the grandpa). I can confirm what is said is true. I installed myself in the house outside of the app store and I was found illegally tinkering with the bar fridge. I have since been deleted from the next christmas dinner.

  8. Uninstalls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the stats that show how many people removed, Win10 and went with Linux or another OS? Ohh, right they cant track that because they are not on Win10 to track you anymore....

  9. 799,999,999 more than linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Congratulations Microsoft! Windows 10 is amazing and deserves all the recognition it gets (outside of freetard circles). The market has spoken, and Windows is the best OS. Period.

    1. Re: 799,999,999 more than linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true bloat ware. Wave and smile Microsoft. I love my freetard circle.

    2. Re:799,999,999 more than linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 10 is fucking horrible piece of shit. Win 7 was miles better.

    3. Re:799,999,999 more than linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in 2011...
      Windows 7 is fucking horrible piece of shit. Win XP was miles better.

    4. Re:799,999,999 more than linux by jbengt · · Score: 1

      You are confusing Windows 7 with Windows Vista.

  10. Never Fully Booted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a Windows 10 laptop, it never made it past the first boot.

    Made a recovery USB key, just in case, wiped it, installed Linux, and put Windows 10 in VM where it can't do damage.

    1. Re:Never Fully Booted by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Will do the same once the Win7 on my laptops goes out of service. Performance should be just fine and Linux gives a real firewall in addition.

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    2. Re:Never Fully Booted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Performance is actually better!

      fewer crashes due to buggy hardware drivers.

      Give MSFT simple enough hardware, and it's actually stable. VMs are great for that!

      QEMU has video passthrough, so the video performance is awesome for games, but want to be careful, since that gives MSFT bare-metal access.

      Also want to restrict network access, since MSFT likes to look at the network to see what it can exfiltrate.

  11. What I would love to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    is exactly how much data Microsoft collects on Windows 10 (and 8 and 7) users, and how much money they make by selling it.

  12. Number I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any number on how many are already in botnets?

  13. Actually, it's just 8 devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Microsoft used their own Windows Calculator to count it, and the Windows Calculator software had a bug in it and miscounted.

    (I know, I know, you're all feeling cognitive dissonance right now - help, Slashdot. Where's the button to mark this both funny AND insightful, right? :-)

    1. Re:Actually, it's just 8 devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Open Source software is often shitty.

  14. Will have to move to that trash as well by gweihir · · Score: 2

    Since I play games and no, Linux is not (yet) a real alternative. But I will be using a gaming only Win10 installation, no email, no browsing, no nothing else that the creeps in Redmond can spy on. For everything else, I already have a nice Linux box and a KVM-switch.

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    1. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      Advice: Search for, and use, the 'Windows Update Mini Tool' (WUMT). It's a set of powershell scripts written by a user, not by Microsoft, to help you get control over the Windows update and telemetry components.

    2. Re: Will have to move to that trash as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't buy games that don't support Linux. Be the change.

    3. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am jumping to Linux from windows 7 on my desktop pc. And I intend to play games on it using Steam and Wine and such.

      Of course....I am not getting rid of my xbox. So I guess I am not truly escaping from Microsoft.

      They have done a great job of making it hard to abandon them.

    4. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by Shikaku · · Score: 2

      Check out Proton, it's working, it's done for you and it's Wine on Steam. https://www.protondb.com/ Another list with supported games straight from the Steam store: https://store.steampowered.com...

    5. Re: Will have to move to that trash as well by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Sorry, I do not have any interest in crusades like that. Both Vulcan and mobile gaming will pretty much ensure Linux gaming in a few years. As soon as most engines support it there really is no good reason to not have a native Linux release anymore. Quite a few indie-games that already include Linux as a platform demonstrate that support is not an obstacle, and hence even a small percentage of additional sales will make this worthwhile. And unlike Windows, which seems to have started a downward spiral with Win10, Linux is not degrading, even with the occasional stupidity like systemd.

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    6. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by gweihir · · Score: 1

      So I guess I am not truly escaping from Microsoft.

      They have done a great job of making it hard to abandon them.

      Indeed. The only good job they ever did of anything.

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    7. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Not yet. But in the 2nd half of this year I will have a new zen-2 system and nothing prevents me from dual-booting Win10 and Linux on it and check on the state of Linux gaming.

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    8. Re: Will have to move to that trash as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Tux, no bux.

    9. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      I wish we could run 2+ OSes at the same time, it should be possible since many CPUs have hardware level virtualisation but of course there is also the GPU etc to consider. I've had dual boot before but always found the 2nd OS just sat there rotting because switching between OSes takes too long and requires closing everything.

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    10. Re: Will have to move to that trash as well by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Both Vulcan and mobile gaming will pretty much ensure Linux gaming in a few years.

      I like your optimism. 2020 will surely be the year of Linux on Desktop.

    11. Re:Will have to move to that trash as well by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Virtualization will eventually get there, but it is not yet ready yet if you want gaming. I currently use a 2nd system and a KVM switch. That 2nd system is not a gaming system though.

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  15. But how many are voluntary? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2

    How many of those 800,000,000 were voluntary installations or upgrades? How many were installed at the factory and the end-user either didn't care or didn't know they could change it? How many were forced upgrades that the end-user either didn't really understand what happened, didn't know they could revert back to the version they had, or didn't know they had a choice at all? And, last but not least, how many of those 800,000,000 are outright lies, Miscreant-o-soft inflating the figure to make it sound better than it actually is?

    Just on guts I'd say the real number, taking all the above into account, is less than half. Maybe even less than a third.

    1. Re:But how many are voluntary? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Is there a registry key that says "Windows 10 Virus Edition"?

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    2. Re:But how many are voluntary? by geek · · Score: 1

      How many of those 800,000,000 were voluntary installations or upgrades?

      Who cares? They were upgraded. Thats all the metric says. Stop trying to read shit into it.

    3. Re:But how many are voluntary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think people volunteered to get Android, iOS, MacOS installed on their computing devices? Honestly, it's much much easier to find alternatives to Windows than anything else if you plan to actually use your devices.

    4. Re:But how many are voluntary? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      How much does Microsoft pay you for a comment like the one you just made?

    5. Re:But how many are voluntary? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Mine was grudgingly upgraded to 10 as windows 7 locks out my i3-8100 Processor. Would love to have stuck with 7 but here i am. My old MB/Processor/Memory/Power Supply died a good death time to upgrade. Win 7 wont allow it so..ya forced to upgrade

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    6. Re:But how many are voluntary? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Not caring, is still voluntary.
      In the world of the internet, and of common news articles talking about alternatives, not knowing is still voluntary.
      If you were forced into the upgrade way back when, and you're still using it now, you're doing so voluntarily.

      I know it blows the minds of Slashdot users, but these days 100% of Windows 10 installs are voluntary (well except for the windows 10 machine I was given at work, I don't have any option but to use that if I want to continue to get paid).

      As for the lies option. I don't doubt the figures. There's a lot of computers out there in the world. Very VERY few run something other than Windows. You're acting on the gut feeling of a typical anti-Microsoft Slashdotter too focused on ideology to be concerned with actually looking around you.

  16. M$? by Merk42 · · Score: 0

    Mikkkro$haft is bad!!!! +27 Insightful

  17. Replacement by attrition is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It certainly isn't useful information. msmashdot could be much better if msmash didn't prefer flooding to quality content. Of course if I got paid by volume I'd probably quit giving a shit either.

  18. Wazza device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they all computers, or is Windows being installed on curling irons as well? ...and why would I want a curling iron that runs on Windows?

  19. Re:Universe is spheroid region 705 meters in diame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Microsoft says 800 million devices run Windows 10 it is most certainly true.

    I also believe Trump's Westchester estate is worth $291 million dollars.

    Installed, not running. Wording makes all the difference.

  20. really? 800 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those poor 800 million devices and the 100 million people who have to use them. i feel sorry for anyone who has to gaze upon the ugliness that is windows 1.0

  21. thats false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check youtube in fact you can use brand new motherboards now with windows 7 even.....its a lil tricky but the vid was easy enough. AND once done once its a smash easy as beans from then to the next one....you effectively image what you do.

  22. My latest project now supports Windows XP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The multi threading primitive ReleaseSemaphore() (added in XP); is so much faster than SleepConditionVariableCS() (added in Vista) that I dropped support for condition vars and reimplemented them using a good old fashioned semaphore. The silly thing is that semaphore counts down from max threads that can take the semaphore "resource". You can specify a count of semaphore guarded resources to release, but there's no way to get the current held semcount from the Win32 API. So I just wrap the semaphore, track that counter myself... that allows me to perform a WakeAllSemaphore() (missing from sem API).

    The Win32 mutex is also so fucking slow when all I need is single process recursive mutex. CRITICALSECTION [a win32 single process Mutex] can't be waited on, and is not recursive / reentrant, so i use a binary semaphore to build waitable mutex, and CRITICALSECTION + GetThreadID() to implement a recursive mutex.
    The GCC atomic builtin operations are great for creating short spinlocks before entering the system calls.

    I've noticed that WaitSingleObjectEx() will return signalling a timeout even when interrupted by asynch procedure calls. Well, no worries, I can detect that a timer hasn't expired and return E_INTERRUPTED instead. However, the newer condvar implementation on both Win32 and pthreads Linux blocks all spurious interrupts. A timer won't break a thread out of the condvar, and on linux this means I can't use a signal interrupt to break out of it, even if I enable that use case per the docs (pthreads is broken too). That means asynch IO and non-blocking IO is a pain in the ass, but I finally got it working great by reimplementing condvars on both linux and windows using interruptable timed waits and simple single process mutual exclusion primitives. The new code using only XP API is about 30 times faster than the same code on the Windows Vista+ API.

    Hey, thank's Microsoft for giving me bad documentation and API docs that literally fucking lie about how they behave. Your old code works better than your new shite, so I've dropped support for all API features beyond XP.

    I mean, check this out:
    SetWaitableTimer There's a link to CreateWaitableTimer... but it 404's as of this post. Gee, sure would be nice to know what that crap does. Wouldn't it be amazing if Microsoft created a web-crawler and could discover broken links in their own documentation? Oh, BINGO! They could even use it to provide search functionality... they could call it "Bing", that's catchy. Nope, had to use Google to dig up the documentation (with broken CSS). It's still on MS's docs site, just hidden and broken, as you expect from shitty software you pay for. I would complain if it was the first time the docs were broken as fuck, but I've yet to use a family of Windows API calls that wasn't subtly broken or incorrectly documented in some way. Hell, the example code for "how to open a file asynchronously in windows" doesn't even compile. (archive) It's missing a curly brace, FFS. Additionally, it's insecure AF, quote my notes:

    /* [AC] The following code allocates a buffer, then does a formatted print into the buffer,
    supplying the buffer size to ensure the formatted data doesn't overrun the buffer, then
    then calls _tprintf using that buffer. This is literally retarding to performance and
    development as one could use the format string in the _tprintf directly and not allocate
    any buffer (or try to protect it from overflow thereafter).

    Furthermore if the StringCchPrintf fails, the code

  23. _This_ is a botnet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are going to build this botnet. And the users will pay for it. They'll be paying for the hardware, and it will be run under our control.

    This is how Americans do botnets.

  24. Most valuable publicly traded company in the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol. Not even close. What a joke. APPL shares are twice MSFT. All of APPL's financial figures are twice MSFT's.

  25. Linux Usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Windows 10 is installed in 37.35% of all desktop computers and the market share of Linux on desktop is 2.14%, that means that Linux is installed only in 45.83 million desktop computers.

  26. Now spying and forcing apps on millions of pcs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did we mention we own your machine, you, your programs? Yes! Now we will make sure you don't misspell anything or have privacy ever again! Think we're evil? Naw, we're your friend that just keeps an eye on everything you do!