About 9 years ago, my boss called a meeting with all the personnel and very clearly stated that anyone responsible for a virus breach would have been fired immediately.
That's because you're using an inferior operating system. In my case, pressing the printscreen key opens a dialog kindly asking where do I want to save my screenshot. Difficult, huh?
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Hello America! I'm Italian, pizza spaghetti & poor english, so don't grammar nazi me, please. I'll go straight to the point. Thank you all for Donald Trump, I mean it: thank you from the bottom of my heart. For two decades, wherever I went, everyone who was not italian that I met around the world asked me a question, and I felt silently ashamed facing that simple question: "Why Berlusconi?". Everywhere. Italian? Why Berlusconi? Even in Argentina, in a small gas station in the middle of nothing in Patagonia, a place without Internet, without sat channels, without newspapers: "Italianos? Berlusconi! Las fiestas con las ninas!". That was awful. Now, with Donald Trump you will receive from us the Olympic Torch of political silliness, you will rewrite THAT question, you will set us free, at last. Worldwide. God bless America.
My memory tells me Ballmer referred to the GPL as a cancer, not Linux. But hey, I'm too lazy to even check on Google as it's monkeyboy we're talking about, so who cares...
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there needs to be a way to enforce security
About 9 years ago, my boss called a meeting with all the personnel and very clearly stated that anyone responsible for a virus breach would have been fired immediately.
So far, none happened.
Honestly, I'm more worried about strongly mistyped languages.
Bah, I just configure my screen to flip the image vertically et voilÃ!
Now the controls are to the right place.
Re-enable the "Other OS" boot option and kiss it goodbye.
Nah, won't happen...
That's democracy at work.
"No new security updates"
I'm fine with that: I'll keep reinstalling the old ones over and over until everything will be OK.
400 milli-consumers? Wow that's fucking awesome!
Oh, wait a minute... is it Imperial or Metric consumers?
640K SIMs will be enough for everybody.
Didn't we solve this 25 years ago with TrueType?
I solved this 25 years ago with myopia and astigmatism.
These tools are NOT meant to let me block Twitter.
I'm disappointed
...yet.
That's because you're using an inferior operating system.
In my case, pressing the printscreen key opens a dialog kindly asking where do I want to save my screenshot.
Difficult, huh?
Hummm... no.
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Source: every hosts manpage.
Wait... so we now have clear evidence of an editor actually editing something?!?
On Slashdot!?!?!
Oh my...
I've skipped Windows since XP (on my personal home computing devices; at work is another matter).
640 platforms should be enough for anyone.
You shouldn't worry about known exploits.
You should worry about unknown exploits.
Why did you post basically the same comment twice?
RAIC
(Redundant Array [of] Inexpensive Comments)
Can I have mine with carburators, please?
Love to tweak those things...
Expectation: Take my money and use it to build schools and roads!
Reality: Thanks for your money. Will drop moar bombs to the sandniggers!
Q: What's the difference between the St. Lucie Nuclear Power Plant and my wife?
A: St. Lucie Nuclear Power Plant sucked one man only.
Hello America!
I'm Italian, pizza spaghetti & poor english, so don't grammar nazi me, please.
I'll go straight to the point.
Thank you all for Donald Trump, I mean it: thank you from the bottom of my heart.
For two decades, wherever I went, everyone who was not italian that I met around the world asked me a question, and I felt silently ashamed facing that simple question: "Why Berlusconi?".
Everywhere.
Italian? Why Berlusconi?
Even in Argentina, in a small gas station in the middle of nothing in Patagonia, a place without Internet, without sat channels, without newspapers: "Italianos? Berlusconi! Las fiestas con las ninas!".
That was awful.
Now, with Donald Trump you will receive from us the Olympic Torch of political silliness, you will rewrite THAT question, you will set us free, at last. Worldwide.
God bless America.
Francesco Lanza, 28 feb 2016
Just ask, it's already done.
Check http://www.viruszoo.com/
(And don't forget to check the FAQ, which clearly references xkcd.)
To be honest, TFA references a MS-DOS era scenario, which is a little different.
That's too effing complicated.
Is there any bash/batch script I can copy/paste to automate the process?
My memory tells me Ballmer referred to the GPL as a cancer, not Linux.
But hey, I'm too lazy to even check on Google as it's monkeyboy we're talking about, so who cares...