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  1. Re:Happens all the time Mexico on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 1

    I may be a retard, but why call me "fucking" retard? If you didn't notice, the GP referred to me as "you" in the sentence "If you're lucky enough to..." and therefore my comment was valid. In any case, I have no problem with a Troll mod if you feel that's what I deserve, and I have no problem with you cursing me and calling me names. But there is a reason that /. does not allow posting and modding in the same thread. Posting as AC only invalidates your opinion. I don't even know why I respond.

  2. Re:Happens all the time Mexico on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 0, Troll

    Meh, they eat fire ants; so they're not all bad. If you're lucky enough to live far enough north not to know what a fire ant is, well... good. I think that I live far enough East to not be bothered by fire ants. Even if I do know what they are.

    Note to [North] Americans: There do exist other continents. Really.
  3. Re:First computer bug on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

    A male alate (winged ant)? If just a regular worker ant, then a female. All worker ants are females. I'll give you a hint. [S]He's posting at /.. The male:female ratio here rivals the matter:antimatter ratio of tapwater.
  4. Re:Happens all the time Mexico on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 3, Funny

    TFA says that the ants come from Caribean areas, so Mexico would be on the way as well. After reading TFA I'm a little worried for the people in the area, this looks like the start of something major. Typhoon, earthquake, killer ants, what next? Better get Bruce Willis to start astronaut training real soon.

  5. Re:First computer bug on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here He's an ant.
  6. Re:Is it really a weapon? on China Buying US Directed Sound 'Weapon' · · Score: 1

    Really? What's the difference? Apparently it's made from real Frenchmen.
  7. Re:Non-lethal? on China Buying US Directed Sound 'Weapon' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do some math, and you'll find out that 194 dB SPL is one atmosphere of pressure. Meaning that 160 dB SPL is about 1/1000th of an atmosphere. You experience more pressure by swimming 0.5 meters under the surface of the water. And if you stay at 0.5 meters under the surface of the water long enough, you die. Point?
  8. Re:HSpon6e on New Antivirus Tests Show Rootkits Hard to Kill · · Score: 1

    If I know what it is and I still click the link, does that mean I'm sick in the head? It probably means that you have a very specific taste in porn, don't work out of the house, and use a malware-resistant OS. Typical /.r.
  9. Re:Naturally, (on first) on New Antivirus Tests Show Rootkits Hard to Kill · · Score: 1

    I also did not understand the troll mod, but I don't get worked up about how some Windows fanboi in his mommy's basement mods me while his dick cools off between masturbation sessions. Your "hacker" analogy made it clear, though. The media picks up on a tech term, misinterprets it, and marketers profit from the confusion. Recently I saw an ad for a product that 'defrags the registry'. Say what?

  10. Re:Slow transfer rate to Mars on NASA Phoenix Mission Ready For Mars Landing · · Score: 1
    bord? reviewis? That you, Golum?

    the process is very slow going and productivity runs at well under 200 lines of code per month per engineeer. They inherited the Longhorn / Vista staff?
  11. Re:Prestige of the State? on Syrian Blogger Sentenced to Three Years in Jail · · Score: 1

    It's just like an ISO standard, more or less. If the ISO (webster) publishes a standard, it is a standard "per se", whereas a "de facto" standard is simply one the world uses. I suppose that's why the defauls aspell that comes with Ubuntu has "Microsoft" as a word, but not "Ubuntu"?
  12. Re:HSpon6e on New Antivirus Tests Show Rootkits Hard to Kill · · Score: 1

    Just stating the obvious:
    If you're new to /., then don't click that link.

  13. Naturally, (on first) on New Antivirus Tests Show Rootkits Hard to Kill · · Score: 1, Troll

    Rootkits are not viruses. So what does antivirus have to do with defending against rootkits? Or is all malware today called 'virus' no matter what it does? I've been on a malware-free OS for so long that I don't even know the terminology anymore.

  14. Re:Get off my lawn! on 4D Analogue of Megaminx Puzzle · · Score: 1

    That's a great way to make a date more, uh, interesting.

  15. Re:One time pad on Quantum Cryptography Broken, and Fixed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just use a one time pad. That way she won't know where to find you when he wants his daddy?
  16. Re:I know the solution on Quantum Cryptography Broken, and Fixed · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    They were connecting the computers via cat-5 cable. Everyone knows you're supposed to use Schrödinger's cat-5 cable in that sort of application. No, the solution was already posted here:
    http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.debian.security.announce/1614
  17. Re:Wah? on Quantum Cryptography Broken, and Fixed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Again in English please? It just means that they were using Debian.
  18. Re:It will be fixed on Debian Bug Leaves Private SSL/SSH Keys Guessable · · Score: 1

    No, she's great, and carrying our second bundle of joy. I exercise every opportunity to joke about her, though. Any woman who lets me run Ubuntu (or any other linux distro) at home is great. I've even got her brainwashed to the point where she's recruiting her girlfriends to Firefox from IE.

  19. Re:Get off my lawn! on 4D Analogue of Megaminx Puzzle · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing you might have been distracted. We forgive you. I'm sorry, were you saying something?
  20. Re:It will be fixed on Debian Bug Leaves Private SSL/SSH Keys Guessable · · Score: 1

    That you, dear?

  21. Re:Beta software in a production release? on Fedora 9 (Sulphur) Released · · Score: 1

    But currently Firefox 3 is still in Beta, and now they will have to support that. Also, who's to say that Firefox 2 won't be supported in 3 years. Firefox 1.5 is still being supported. For that matter, who's to say that Mozilla will even be supporting Firefox 3 in 3 years? Betas getting upgraded to release versions is a security issue, thus a mandatory upgrade. Canonical will not have to support the beta Firefox any more than telling the customer to upgrade to the latest secure version and then dealing with whatever issue remains.
  22. Re:Get off my lawn! on 4D Analogue of Megaminx Puzzle · · Score: 1

    Allow me to shove your head under the putrescent waters of depression.

    Three year old solves rubik's cube in less than 2 minutes.
    6 year old solves rubik's cube in 40 seconds.
    Guy solves rubik's cube in 20 seconds with one hand.
    Guy solves rubik's cube in 50 seconds -- with his feet

    \I can't solve it either I dated a girl once who could tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. She did some other interesting things with that tongue, and I only wish I had been thoughtful enough to have brought her a rubik's cube sometime.
  23. Re:Now why did I ... on Fedora 9 (Sulphur) Released · · Score: 1

    The stinkiest stuff in the world is apparently some material called "what me?" developed by the US or the French in WWII to spray on captured German officers. The idea is that they would stink so bad that their troops would be demoralized. Of course, the French got it on themselves 1 time out of 3, so the substance was not widely used. Of course, I'm quoting from memory and too lazy to google, so I could be all mistaken. Verify before quoting this.

  24. Re:It will be fixed on Debian Bug Leaves Private SSL/SSH Keys Guessable · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wifes ssh key is "Debian compromised" Say thank you that your wife is at least that far. If I dare say ssh in the wife's presence, I get a vase thrown at me and she screams for me to shut the fuck up.
  25. Re:Beta software in a production release? on Fedora 9 (Sulphur) Released · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not error on the side of stability then, and ship Firefox 2. For everyone who really needs to have Firefox 3, they are free to install it themselves. Because then they'd have to support it. In the case of LTS Ubuntu, that's 3 years, and Mozilla will not be supporting Fx2 for the next 3 years. Now was a really bad time to release an LTS, or at least, have Firefox as the included browser in an LTS. For similar reasons regarding KDE[3|4] Kubuntu 8.04 is not LTS.