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Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas

AntOverlords writes "Voracious swarming ants that apparently arrived in Texas aboard a cargo ship are invading homes and yards across the Houston area, shorting out electrical boxes and messing up computers. They have ruined pumps at sewage pumping stations, fouled computers and at least one homeowner's gas meter, and caused fire alarms to malfunction. They have been spotted at NASA's Johnson Space Center and close to Hobby Airport, though they haven't caused any major problems there yet."

328 comments

  1. First computer bug by adpsimpson · · Score: 4, Informative

    Interestingly, the first ever computer bug was also of the 'physical' variety - See here

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    1. Re:First computer bug by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 1

      You must be new here

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    2. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new here He's an ant.
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    3. Re:First computer bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad he's not 'newt' here ... /tip your waitress

    4. Re:First computer bug by karbonKid · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, it wasn't.

    5. Re:First computer bug by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Informative
      Interestingly, the first ever computer bug was also of the 'physical' variety - See here

      From the article you link to:

      So, where did the term "bug" come from?

      Well, the entry ("First actual case of bug being found.") shows that the term was already in use before the moth was discovered. Grace Hopper also reported that the term "bug" was used to describe problems in radar electronics during WWII [emph mine]
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    6. Re:First computer bug by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It has been just so in all of my inventions. The first step is an intuition, and comes with a burst, then difficulties arise--this thing gives out and [it is] then that 'Bugs'--as such little faults and difficulties are called--show themselves and months of intense watching, study and labor are requisite before commercial success or failure is certainly reached."

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    7. Re:First computer bug by IronMagnus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone find it interesting that one "Grace Hopper" reported that... dangerously similar to Grass Hopper... its an entire insect conspiracy!!!

    8. Re:First computer bug by antdude · · Score: 1

      A male alate (winged ant)? If just a regular worker ant, then a female. All worker ants are females.

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    9. Re:First computer bug by sribe · · Score: 1

      Actually, the use of the term "bug" has been documented all the way back into the late 19th century.

    10. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      A male alate (winged ant)? If just a regular worker ant, then a female. All worker ants are females. I'll give you a hint. [S]He's posting at /.. The male:female ratio here rivals the matter:antimatter ratio of tapwater.
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    11. Re:First computer bug by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      No, only the queen is female.

      The worker ants don't reproduce-- they are genderless.

    12. Re:First computer bug by antdude · · Score: 1

      You are so wrong. All worker ants are females. You are correct that they can't reproduce.

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    13. Re:First computer bug by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then what makes them female?

      They are "not male". But that doesn't automatically make them female. By evolutionary design, no worker ant ever reproduces. To me, that says genderless. I'm open to the possibility that I'm wrong, if you can explain to me what it is that makes them allegedly "female".

    14. Re:First computer bug by redxxx · · Score: 0

      You're confusing sex and gender.

      Worker ants don't reproduce or exhibit female behavior, so they are genderless(they don't gender identify).

      Gender is independent of plumbing in a lot of circles these days.

    15. Re:First computer bug by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      If I remember right, with bees, the workers can reproduce, but can only produce other workers. They cannot produce drones (males). Without the queen, the colony eventually dies. I assume ants are the same.

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    16. Re:First computer bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it was... The term is "computer bug" not just "bug". I'll grant you that the first use of the term "bug" may have been in use before computers, but the "computer bug" didn't show up until after computers did.

    17. Re:First computer bug by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

      Ok, so I'm going to hell, but how could I not say it?

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    18. Re:First computer bug by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 3, Informative

      A queen bee is just a worker that is fed royal jelly, which is what allows her to reproduce. If the queen dies, another is chosen from among the workers.

    19. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then what makes them female? You don't see them posting here, do you?
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    20. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You're confusing sex and gender. The wife says the same thing.
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    21. Re:First computer bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The note says "first actual case of a bug being found," so a) it doesn't use the phrase "computer bug" and b) it implies that bugs in the figurative sense had already been found in computers.

      In short, you fail it!

    22. Re:First computer bug by dotgain · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you're mistaken - only the queen can lay eggs. Worker bees are infertile and do not mate. Queens only mate once.

    23. Re:First computer bug by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard that about bees. Do they mate with the drones, or reproduce via parthenogenesis?

    24. Re:First computer bug by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought it was the drones that could only mate once, but the queen bees weren't under that restriction? Or am I getting that mixed up with some other insect?

      (as an aside, speaking of only mating once: I remember reading that the female preying-mantis eating her mate's head thing was debunked: it turns out the researcher who discovered the phenomena was was keeping his mantises in starvation conditions. Apparently, when they are not starving to death, they don't resort to cannibalism.)

    25. Re:First computer bug by dotgain · · Score: 1
      You're correct about drones, they actually become parylised the instant they mate. With regards to the queen, I wasn't very clear, sorry. She mates on one occasion, with multiple drones. On that occasion she receives enough sperm for 3-5 years of egg-laying, the usual life of a queen bee.

      Interesting point about the praying mantis, thanks.

  2. Ob. post by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our swarming ant overlords - just so long as they stay in YOUR neighborhood.

    1. Re:Ob. post by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      What species of ant overload is the question...

    2. Re:Ob. post by Gilmoure · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Ob. post by gnick · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Pfft. Texans know nothing of ant troubles. Ever since the Trinity tests, we New Mexicans have had real difficulty. For those of you unfamiliar with the ant problems plaguing New Mexico, you may want to check out this documentary.

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    4. Re:Ob. post by dextromulous · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is probably the closest we'll ever come to the situation that prompted Kent Brockman to say "And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords" and you go and screw it up! Hand in your nerd card, please. Hail ants!

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  3. Blame Apache by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ants are finally tired of building my Java code for me I see.

  4. Happens all the time Mexico by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Umm? Is this news? My friends living on an island near Cancun, Mexico have this problem all the time... for years...

    1. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      TFA says that the ants come from Caribean areas, so Mexico would be on the way as well. After reading TFA I'm a little worried for the people in the area, this looks like the start of something major. Typhoon, earthquake, killer ants, what next? Better get Bruce Willis to start astronaut training real soon.

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    2. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is news for nerds. It didn't become news until they started killing computers. Now we're incensed!

      Glad I live in North Houston. The buggers will never get past Pasadena! Nothing survives Pasadena.....for very long.

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    3. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by griffjon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Meh, they eat fire ants; so they're not all bad. If you're lucky enough to live far enough north not to know what a fire ant is, well... good.

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    4. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by dotancohen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Meh, they eat fire ants; so they're not all bad. If you're lucky enough to live far enough north not to know what a fire ant is, well... good. I think that I live far enough East to not be bothered by fire ants. Even if I do know what they are.

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    5. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I'm torn on the issue. After all, anything that kills fire ants is good in my book. But is the cure worse than the disease? They don't have stingers, but they do bite. And they are fast, swarm by the billions, foul electronics and machinery, and are resistant to normal OTC pesticides. Instead of killing the other ants which are the food of the horny toad, it kills ladybugs and endangered birds.

      Fire ants are endemic and cause lots of problems, but they can be somewhat controlled. Who knows how far these ants will get out of control before we find effective means to fight them?

      In the end, I think I'm going to have to call this a "bad thing", with the fire-ant-eating part the "silver lining".

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    6. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I may be a retard, but why call me "fucking" retard? If you didn't notice, the GP referred to me as "you" in the sentence "If you're lucky enough to..." and therefore my comment was valid. In any case, I have no problem with a Troll mod if you feel that's what I deserve, and I have no problem with you cursing me and calling me names. But there is a reason that /. does not allow posting and modding in the same thread. Posting as AC only invalidates your opinion. I don't even know why I respond.

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    7. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I may be a retard, but why call me "fucking" retard?

      If he called you a "fucking" retard on Slashdot, it was probably meant as a complement. ^.^

      Besides: American website. Texas interest story.

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    8. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Texas interest story. Exactly. Texas, not Antarctica. North is not the only direction to escape Texas.
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    9. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      The smell alone is enough to kill! PHEWWWWW WEE! I feel sorry for my friends who live there. : ( By the way, howdy from a west-Houstonian! I hail from I10 and Beltway 8. :D

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    10. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Here in SC, fire ants are also attracted to electricity. I've seen them short out relays and power connections in the used car lot I worked at which has many nearby ant mounds.
      Does anyone know if they prefer DC to AC? I haven't seen any near AC wiring.

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    11. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      That's no asteroid, it's Ming The Merciless. Where's Flash Gordon when we need him?

    12. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by griffjon · · Score: 1

      True, but you have to go pretty damned far south to escape Texas /and/ fire ants. There are actually even parts of far-north texas were they haven't been able to spread very well due to cold winter temperatures; though with slowly warming winters, the seems to be changing.

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  5. It was only a matter of time ... by Falstius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Biological cyber warefare! Did anyone check their heads for lasers?

    1. Re:It was only a matter of time ... by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't be silly. These are ants, not sharks.

    2. Re:It was only a matter of time ... by failedlogic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Is that a ..... WMD? Well at least we found one!

    3. Re:It was only a matter of time ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anti-matter anal discharge then?

    4. Re:It was only a matter of time ... by frankie · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, that's just silly. A cyber ant has the cold plasma laser in its abdomen, not the head.

  6. Undocumented insects by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're just destroying the electronics that American ants won't.

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    1. Re:Undocumented insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Did anyone else read where these ants kill fire ants?

      Nevermind, this is /., no one RTFA.

      Having one invasive species killing off another invasive species.

      Sounds like the man who had a mouse problem, so he got a cat.
      Had a cat problem so he got a dog.
      Had a dog problem so he got a tiger.
      Had a tiger problem, so he got an elephant.

      Had an elephant problem, so he got a mouse.

    2. Re:Undocumented insects by Dekortage · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did anyone else read where these ants kill fire ants?

      Yeah, and "the ants also like to suck the sweet juices from plants, feed on such beneficial insects as ladybugs, and eat the hatchlings of a small, endangered type of grouse known as the Attwater prairie chicken." So while I am all for eliminating fire ants, maybe not at the expense of ladybugs and endangered animals? (well, ok, it's just a prairie chicken)

      I liked this part the best: "And when you do kill these ants, the survivors turn it to their advantage: They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide." We're in trouble now.

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    3. Re:Undocumented insects by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the man who had a mouse problem, so he got a cat.
      Had a cat problem so he got a dog.
      Had a dog problem so he got a tiger.
      Had a tiger problem, so he got an elephant.

      Had an elephant problem, so he got a mouse. I prefer the one about the old woman who swallowed a fly The ending's less recursive...;p
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    4. Re:Undocumented insects by griffjon · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Undocumented insects by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      He should have deployed wave after wave of needle snakes. Gorillas love snake meat, and in the winter they freeze to death.

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    6. Re:Undocumented insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide Just wait until these ants have their industrial revolution.

      (LMAO ... captcha = "sapiens")
    7. Re:Undocumented insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked this part the best: "And when you do kill these ants, the survivors turn it to their advantage: They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide." We're in trouble now.

      That's how these ants managed to successfully defend Sparta against the Persians.
    8. Re:Undocumented insects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked this part the best: "And when you do kill these ants, the survivors turn it to their advantage: They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide." We're in trouble now.

      Anyone else reminded of John Wyndham's 'Web'? (great story by the way, but definitely not for arachnaphobes...)
  7. My electronics they can have.... by whoppo · · Score: 2, Funny

    .... just keep 'em out of my beer.

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    1. Re:My electronics they can have.... by cez · · Score: 2, Funny

      and my pants...

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  8. Everytime something like this happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... I'm impressed, by how fast we could be the losing species on this planet.

    Imagine a plague that we can't control, originating from such an incident. Small swarming animals are very much in advantage here because there is no big target that we could hit, and because they can reproduce in a more flexible way.

    Maybe we should think a bit more about our existence than being arrogant and making "I, for one..." jokes. ;)

    1. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 5, Funny

      Small swarming animals are very much in advantage here Fortunately, there are a limited number of Welshmen in the world.
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    2. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ants have been the most successful lifeform on the planet for a long time. Take a look at the Wikipedia article.

      "they may constitute up to 15 to 25% of the total terrestrial animal biomass"

      "56% of the genera represented on the Baltic amber fossils (early Oligocene), and 96% of the genera represented in the Dominican amber fossils (apparently early Miocene) still survive today"

      You are only alive because ants don't view you as a threat.

    3. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      and because they can reproduce in a more flexible way.

      Hey! We humans can reproduce in many flexible ways. ^.~

    4. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1, Funny

      "You are only alive because ants don't view you as a threat."

      No, the ants are only alive because Chuck Norris lets them live.

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    5. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Okay I have to stop you there.

      Small swarming insects are not more adaptive just from being small and swarming.

      In fact right now the honeybee is quickly going from high population to endangered, and there's still no explanation why. That is only compounded by a significant number of new threats to their species.

      When a "small swarming animal" like that can go from obscene levels of population to nearly nothing so fast it's very clear that they are NOT more adaptive. rather, they have simply filled a niche by nature, and are no longer there (or will be soon) since the niche is gone.

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    6. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bot-net.. ant-net.. I see..

    7. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by gd2shoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact right now the honeybee is quickly going from high population to endangered, and there's still no explanation why.
      ...
      ...it's very clear that they are NOT more adaptive. rather, they have simply filled a niche by nature, and are no longer there (or will be soon) since the niche is gone.
      Whoa there! Talk about leaping to conclusions. That niche is there greater than ever, and encouraged by our agricultural industry. There are myriad other possible explanations, but their niche collapsing isn't one of them!
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    8. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      And hey, guess what, ants will be here for a very long time to come.

      And who knows, one day they might sprout flowers, walk on two legs, and live in bulbbed space craft...

  9. Invasive Species by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yet another fine example of invasive species coming to the mainland on improperly inspected container cargo.

    Fire ants, Killer bees, Chestnut blight, Dutch Elm Disease, Sudden Oak Death (all invasive and here because of lax monitoring).

    No natural predators I bet, and not big news until they spread out across the U.S and degrade the living conditions in your area.

    The US should really have much more stringing inspections of container shipping. We can send a man to the moon but not inspect cargo. right?

    We rely on cheap goods as imports but fail to take into account the true cost of invasive species control. It is huge.

    1. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yet another fine example of invasive species coming to the mainland on improperly inspected container cargo.

      Fire ants, Killer bees, Chestnut blight, Dutch Elm Disease, Sudden Oak Death (all invasive and here because of lax monitoring). You forgot Europeans from that list.
    2. Re:Invasive Species by dnwq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course we can inspect cargo. It's just more expensive to do so. Which is greater, the cost of dealing with invasive species or the cost of preventing their entry? Even a minor accident can nullify everything spent on prevention, so inspections must be designed to very very strict tolerances - invulnerable to bribery, bureaucratic laziness, tourists sneaking pets across, etc. Are you really sure you want to spend more on the latter?

    3. Re:Invasive Species by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      It is not just the cargo. You would have to inspect every inch of the ship right down to the smallest recess at the bottom of the stairs in the locked filing cabinet in the disused lavatory marked "Beware of the Leopard" and you have to do it all at the same time because the insects move. It cannot be done. You cannot search a ship looking for an insect.

    4. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why do you think Killer bees came in containers?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee

    5. Re:Invasive Species by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      The US should really have much more stringing inspections of container shipping. We can send a man to the moon but not inspect cargo. right? Sending a man to the moon is much easier than inspecting millions of cargo containers on a frequent basis without significantly increasing shipping time.
    6. Re:Invasive Species by loafula · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention the white man.

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    7. Re:Invasive Species by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

      so...youre proposing shooting the tourists?

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    8. Re:Invasive Species by emilng · · Score: 1
      We can send a man to the moon but not inspect cargo. right?

      What does inspecting cargo have to do with sending a man to the moon? Are you proposing that we give NASA the same budget they had for the moon mission to inspect cargo and that will solve our cargo problem?

      There was this one time I was checking the internet and I happened upon this:

      Latin for "it does not follow," a non sequitur is an inference that doesn't follow from the premises. In a sense, every fallacy is a non sequitur, an attempt to pass off two or more ideas as related though they are in fact not related (e.g., "If we can send a man to the moon, why can't we find a cure for the common cold?").
    9. Re:Invasive Species by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the last thing America needs is rational, free-thinking westerners who still believe in freedom of speech. It seems like you guys are in need of a new set of founding fathers ... perhaps include mothers this time around?

    10. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, he seems to have meant the original Europeans, dumbass.

      Although his total failure to mention the Asians that were here before them calls the intelligence of his troll into question.

    11. Re:Invasive Species by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're gonna be pedantic, even the original humans in the Americas came from elsewhere. :-)

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    12. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, America gave Microsoft and Apple ... :)

    13. Re:Invasive Species by BrianGKUAC · · Score: 1

      I got the impression GP was already referring to the founding fathers...

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    14. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech? At least here, we can actually talk about the holocaust without getting jailed. Or did you mean "freedom of speech" as long as you avoid certain subjects?

    15. Re:Invasive Species by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Not just the white man. All men are immigrants to the U.S.

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    16. Re:Invasive Species by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they aren't a problem any more, since we brought in the Europeans to reduce their population.

      Of course, now we have to bring in something new to control the European population. I, for one, suggest giant mutated dinosaurs, or maybe zombies. Yeah, zombies'll do the trick.

    17. Re:Invasive Species by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      While not having to do with shipping containers, I deal with buckthorn (an invasive, no predators woody plant) choking out the trees and forest behidn our property. WHile it's fun to hack down trees, doing it year after year after year is difficult and sometimes frustrating.

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    18. Re:Invasive Species by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Asian longhorned beetle. It infests hardwood trees and inevitably kills them. The only "treatment" is to cut down the tree, chip it, and burn it. It has been accidently imported in wooden packing crates.

    19. Re:Invasive Species by ichthyoboy · · Score: 1

      You forgot humans from that list. Fixed that for ya...
    20. Re:Invasive Species by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      We can send a man to the moon but not inspect cargo. right? That won't happen until we send a woman to the moon.
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    21. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Europeans from that list. Modded insightful? Seems like the mods don't have a sense of humor.http://news.slashdot.org/news/08/05/15/129244.shtml#
    22. Re:Invasive Species by Kijori · · Score: 1

      Seems a bit harsh to blame poor inspection for letting them land though!

    23. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh look, more from the Mecha crowd!

    24. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall too many Europeans coming on container ships. Mostly Asians and Mexicans. The Europeans and Africans usually come in Commercial Airline Wheel Wells.

    25. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Americans (wherever they come from).

  10. Voids Warranty? by SpinningCone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i used to work for a satellite TV company and insect infestation is was specifically mentioned under the "acts of God" portion of the warranty (more specifically as not covered under said warranty).

    in training there were a few tales floating around of people calling in with their receiver boxes killed by ants.

  11. Serious Problem by spikedvodka · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's a serious problem... Ant are warm blooded, and are going to like heat... Electronics produce heat (as do Air Conditioning units)

    Given the number of Data Centers we have, I'm surprised that we haven't seen more problems like this where bugs (the little six-legged variety) cause more problems.

    I do foresee a new booming speciality - Electronics-safe pest control (think Halon vs. Water for fire suppression, except for insects)

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    1. Re:Serious Problem by Vectronic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...Ant are warm blooded [Citation Needed]..."

    2. Re:Serious Problem by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      "Ant are warm blooded, and are going to like heat..."

      I don't think that means what you think it means.

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    3. Re:Serious Problem by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Cold Blooded animals tend to be attracted to heat. Warm Blooded animals produce their own.

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    4. Re:Serious Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I'd wager that Halon would work pretty well against insects (as with pretty much any other land animal). Far better than water would.

    5. Re:Serious Problem by spikedvodka · · Score: 3, Funny

      Serious Problem: Posting on /. Before Coffee

      News at 11

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    6. Re:Serious Problem by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      i don't know if individual ants are warm blooded or not, but army ant's bivouacs can get pretty warm due to the heat produced by 200k ants packed in a small ball they form with their own bodies.

      http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1365-3032.1989.tb01109.x

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    7. Re:Serious Problem by przemekklosowski · · Score: 1

      It's a serious problem... Ant are warm blooded, and are going to like heat

      Nitpicking, but ants are insects, and aren't cold-blooded. You were thinking of snakes and lizards perhaps,
      who are cold-blooded (i.e. don't regulate their internal temperature) and who indeed seek warm spots.
      I don't think insects show such behavior much---I understand that it's more that they eat some plastics and
      also insides of computers and such presents them with nice, dark spacious places to nest.

    8. Re:Serious Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that why my girlfriend likes to cuddle? Damn, I knew she was an alien reptile in disguise!

    9. Re:Serious Problem by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      +5 Informative on this post... Come on it is just a minor correction, coming from a slip in words. Oh lets highly moderate simple corrections at the expense of actually good topic. Man you guys are so anial to think my above post is worth that much.

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    10. Re:Serious Problem by street+struttin' · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, ok. So we just need to make cold computers. How hard could that be?

    11. Re:Serious Problem by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Easy. It is all part of Quantum computing. With Quantum computing they work best when turned off so... All we need to do is have a bunch of Quantum computer processing a large amounts of data without returning any input. thus they will all run cool

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    12. Re:Serious Problem by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh, excuse me, I think you mean "anal". :)

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    13. Re:Serious Problem by ShadowBot · · Score: 1

      Wow!
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  12. Treat that with penecillin by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 5, Funny

    "paratrenicha species near pubens"

    Is it just me, or does that sound like some type of STD?
    1. Re:Treat that with penecillin by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      No, more like a sexually transmitted parasite.

    2. Re:Treat that with penecillin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When all you got is your hammer. Nail it!

    3. Re:Treat that with penecillin by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, more like a sexually transmitted parasite.
      It's a baby, you insensitive clod!
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  13. Leiningen versus the Ants by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Interesting
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    1. Re:Leiningen versus the Ants by inKubus · · Score: 1

      This story was retold in a MacGuyver episode, one of the better episodes.. It's worth a watch if you can find or rent it.

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  14. Wow by Joseph1337 · · Score: 0

    a hardware bug

  15. Just wait for the frenzy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just wait for the frenzy of right wing nuts screaming about how immigrants are destroying the country... blah blah blah!

    1. Re:Just wait for the frenzy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a right wing nut (though not of the frenzy type), I would like to point out that if these ants had followed correct immigration procedures and laws, and followed the laws of our country, there would be no problem. These ants are illegal immigrants who think that our "land of the free" allows them to come and take or use anything they want, regardless of the consequences or the fact that the electronics don't belong to them. They feel that it's "owed" them simply because they made it into our country.

      We right wing nuts are not against immigration... we are against illegal immigration.

  16. Happened to me by naz404 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live in the tropics, and for some bizarre reason, this colony of red ants that have taken residence at our place have started making beelines for my PCs

    At one point I was wondering why some keys in my keyboard stopped responding when I found the damn ants had eaten the rubber linings under the keys!

    I've now had to resort to drawing circles of protection around my electronics with insecticide chalk to keep the damn critters out...

    1. Re:Happened to me by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I live in the tropics...I've now had to resort to drawing circles of protection around my electronics
      Oh, great. Next thing you're going to tell us you sacrificed a few chickens, too. I live in Florida nad I don't want to have to resort to sacrificing chickens.
    2. Re:Happened to me by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Probably the sweet smell given off by the sealant used to prevent circuit boards from rusting, if not the components themselves (capacitors, coils etc..)

      Even a rinsed out soft drinks can has enough sugar to attract ants.

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    3. Re:Happened to me by AceJohnny · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've now had to resort to drawing circles of protection around my electronics with insecticide chalk to keep the damn critters out... I draw pentagrams. Keeps ants and demons away!
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    4. Re:Happened to me by ortholattice · · Score: 5, Informative
      I don't know about red ants, but for the big black (carpenter?) ants invading my kitchen, the Terro liquid, which I think is just a sugar solution with 5% borax - you could probably make it yourself, but why bother - was a miracle. I had this problem for many years every spring and summer, and those Raid-type plastic "ant traps" that I put all over the place seemed to have no effect at all.

      I put a large drop of this stuff on a piece of cardboard and left it on in a corner of the kitchen counter. Within a day, the ants formed a crowded circle around the drop voraciously drinking it up to the point that their bellies swelled up, with a long line of ants going to wherever under the sink they came from. Over several days they went through a third of a small bottle of the stuff! You could see a few apparently coming back for seconds, weak and shaky. Then they were suddenly gone, totally and completely. This was 2 years ago, and they've never come back.

      The Terro bottle says it's for "sweet-eating ants" - I thought all ants loved sweets, so I don't know what that means.

    5. Re:Happened to me by superflippy · · Score: 1

      We had a terrible ant problem in our old office. I remember one occasion when I found the iBook I used for testing swarming with ants. Ick.

      At least we were fortunate enough that there weren't enough ants to really damage anything. I'm glad I don't work in that office anymore.

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    6. Re:Happened to me by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, Circle of Protection: Red?

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    7. Re:Happened to me by consonant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ditto. When I lived in Chennai in India, my laptop would get ant swarms all around. And when did I realize I had lost some of my keys? When I tried to log in, and the OS wouldn't accept my password, 'cos of course, a key wasn't working. Walked over to a neighbour's system, looked up keycode for the 'h' key, walked back and logged in. I got lucky though - the keys for the keycode were not affected by the ants! (FWIW, a ThinkPad service centre promptly replaced the affected keys, blinking a bit at the bizarre story. Evidently, ants do NOT void your warranty :-D)

    8. Re:Happened to me by PeterSomnium · · Score: 1

      I have found that casting "Circle of Protection against Ants" works perfectly fine. Last for quite a while before you need to recast. Just my 2 goldpieces

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    9. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Some ants like to eat grease and will ignore sweets. For these ants, I mix the Terro liquid with peanut butter or butter (they love butter). The borax works like tiny pieces of glass that tear the ant bodies apart from the inside. Eventually the queen is fed the borax and the colony dies.

    10. Re:Happened to me by Seakip18 · · Score: 1

      Great idea! I'll give it a try as the summer heat drives them inside for water and such.

      I also try to look where they are coming from in the floor/outside brick. I then pour borax all over and sweep it into the cracks. Not the most, um, safe way but I don't have to worry about children (well, maybe my room mates...).

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    11. Re:Happened to me by Bazer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would too but the last time I did it, my BSD died.

    12. Re:Happened to me by ...charc... · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Miami I had trouble with ants, too. Another good way to keep them at bay is to use cinnamon as a deterrent. If you sprinkle a line of it around whatever you want to protect they will not cross that line. You can also put it on the holes that they are using to come into the house.

      The drawback is that it is messy, but on the plus side it is natural.

    13. Re:Happened to me by DoubleD · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:Happened to me by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. While intuitively I'd assume that ants are affected by a CoP: Green, they do cause damage to artifacts, which would make a CoP: Red look sensible. However, it is reported that the ants are resistant to common insecitides, which would befit a black creature.

      I'd suggest a multicolor creature, but I'm not sure whether a single CoP would suffice in that case. It's been a long time since I worked with that stuff.

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    15. Re:Happened to me by jchernia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That Terro stuff is great, you watch them gorge on it and a week later they are gone (works for Argentine Ant that we have in California). Unfortunately I read that Terro doesn't work on these ants.

      I wonder who would win an ant war between Argentine Ants and these - I've read that they have yet to find an ant that reliably wins against the Argentine ant.

    16. Re:Happened to me by mjrz · · Score: 1

      I am sure in some ant version of /. a furious ant is currently typing.... "I live in the tropics, and for some bizarre reason, this family of humans has taken residence at our place and are destroying our ant hill...."

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    17. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've now had to resort to drawing circles of protection around my electronics with insecticide chalk to keep the damn critters out...

      Does anyone else think of Magic: The gathering with this comment?
    18. Re:Happened to me by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      pentagrams around electronics..
      yup..
      they were right, any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic. i guess, to the ants, a computer would come close to "sufficiently advanced"

    19. Re:Happened to me by cparker15 · · Score: 1
      Thank you! I've been having this same exact problem in my kitchen. The baited ant traps simply haven't been working for me. I placed them directly in path of the ants' "marching lines", and they just go around them or over them--almost never in them. I even placed one directly in front of the ant-sized hole in my foundation where the majority of them have been coming in. Nada.

      From the Terro site:

      Colonies inside walls can be treated by drilling a small hole and injecting Terro® Ant Killer Spray using the extension tube that comes with the product. I won't even have to drill! Brilliant!

      I'm going to try Terro. Thanks again!
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    20. Re:Happened to me by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the kind of ant. Army Ants are black and red; Carrion Ants are black; Fire Ants are red, as is the instant Release the Ants; Saber Ants and Yavimaya Ants are green.

      A multicolour creature can be targeted by a CoP of any relevant colour, so both CoP: Red and CoP: Black are effective against Army Ants.

    21. Re:Happened to me by arktemplar · · Score: 1

      ermm, I know this may be kind of new to you, but here in India we get these chalk like markers made of insecticide - you can use them to draw around stuff and cockroaches and other critters will stay away. It's not about voodoo but simple science.

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    22. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some ants love sweets and some like protein and some like one in the spring and one in the fall.

      I use Terro for carpenter ants, but sometimes they don't go for it. In that case I mix a little boric acid powder in peanut butter and they'll usually gobble it down and take it back to the queen. Once she is dead the colony goes away.

      Of course they'll be back. In the spring winged pairs take off to start new colonies.

    23. Re:Happened to me by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      and those Raid-type plastic "ant traps" that I put all over the place seemed to have no effect at all.

      Those RAID(TM)-type traps are garbage. The ants would rather go around them.

      Too bad the big Co's marketing muscle pushes Terro off most store shelves.

  17. Sci Fi Channel movie of the week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long 'til the Sci Fi Channel makes a movie about this?

  18. Not that uncommon. by Thornae · · Score: 5, Informative

    My company often has ant trouble with electronic equipment installed in the far North of Queensland, in Australia.
    Unless boxes are very tightly sealed, they'll get into the electronics and destroy them - usually by creating shorts or damaging PCB tracks.

    We've had a few boards sent back that reeked so strongly of ants that you could smell it through the packaging. Generally, they're too damaged to be worth repairing.

    Anecdotally, I've heard of a number of other companies having similar problems with installations in tropical areas. I'm not sure if it's a problem specific to electronics, or if it's just a case of the ants getting into everything, and the electronics being particularly vulnerable.

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    1. Re:Not that uncommon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Anecdotally,

      Not to be a spelling Nazi, but I think you mean Antecdotally.

    2. Re:Not that uncommon. by ogma · · Score: 1

      We've had a few boards sent back that reeked so strongly of ants

      As a matter of interest, what do ants smell like?

    3. Re:Not that uncommon. by Amitz+Sekali · · Score: 1

      I live in a tropical country. Despite of having so many ants almost everywhere, I only encountered one incident of ants shorting my printer, and that's probably due to crumbs from user eating food near printers. By default, I don't think ants have much incentive to walk to a printer or computer..

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    4. Re:Not that uncommon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antecdotally

      Anecdotally

      Not to be a spelling Nazi, but I think you need to hand in your Nazi armband.

    5. Re:Not that uncommon. by Agripa · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a matter of interest, what do ants smell like?

      They smell like formic acid if you get enough of them.

    6. Re:Not that uncommon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh

  19. rhedi_phredi by rhedi_phredi · · Score: 3, Funny

    But do they eat paper ballots as well as Diebold voting machines?

  20. WotW by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The chances of anything coming from earth..

    And our flying monsters will be destroyed by something as small as an ant eating it's way through yet an other o-ring :(

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  21. And your solution is? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ban imports?

    Go and look at a container ship, then tell me how you propose to inspect it. Have you any idea how many inspectors would be needed, or how long it would take?

    Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons. While they're pretending to make things safe at airports, there's a 20-lane superhighway wide open into almost all developed countries, consisting of uninspectable shipping containers and artic trailers. Bomb parts can have their radiation reduced to background levels easily enough, put them in a container full of auto parts and nothing will detect them.

    It's one world, for good or bad, and we have to live with it. Blaming foreigners is unlikely to be productive. These things are a cost that we bear because we no longer live in isolated tribal groups or city states, with an average GNP per head of about 600 1980 dollars, or whatever the last estimate was.

    Realistically, even a 15kt bomb being exploded by terrorists in the middle of NY or Boston would do less harm to civilisation than natural causes do from time to time, and these ants are equally unlikely to do severe long term damage.

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    1. Re:And your solution is? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons.

      they don't even try to inspect most containers. you wouldn't have to do ANYTHING, just bolt your bomb down to the nice teak floor in the container and forget about it. Trigger via GPS. No one will notice if the antenna is external if it's on the top.

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    2. Re:And your solution is? by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 1

      Realistically, even a 15kt bomb being exploded by terrorists in the middle of NY or Boston would do less harm to civilisation than natural causes do from time to time, and these ants are equally unlikely to do severe long term damage.

      I disagree. Let's call it "fortunate" that these ants showed up in Houston suburbs and not elsewhere. What if they had managed to land in the datacenter of a major financial institution? What if it were a nuclear power plant supplying electricity to millions of homes? I realize the former wouldn't result in instant death and destruction like your bomb comparison, but it would grind business to a halt until it was sorted out. Additionally, the latter would be a major issue. Even more so because, due to the size of the ants, it could take forever to find and fix the source of the problem. That lack of power, over time, would result in water quality degrading, food supplies going bad, etc. Famine and disease are much more trying ways of perishing than death by big explosion.

      I'm not saying "OMG HIT THE PANIC BUTTON NOW!!!" I think, though, that a lot of time needs to be spent removing and containing the threat of these ants before they (inevitably) do spread to your back yard.

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    3. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Realistically, even a 15kt bomb being exploded by terrorists in the middle of NY or Boston would do less harm to civilisation than natural causes do from time to time,

      Yes, but try saying that about 9/11 and see what reactions you'll get by most people. The difference, apparently, is intent. I don't get it either, but 3000 people killed by a bunch of madmen is somehow worse that 15000 to 40000 people killed by a natural catastrophe. Heck, the 2004 Tsunami "only" claimed 225000 people.

      On the other hand, with a population of over 8 million people, a nuclear bomb isn't even in the same ballpark as the above mentioned earthquake. An unannounced nuclear attack on NYC is going to dwarf regular natural disasters. (Ignoring supervolcanoes and meteor impacts)

      For reference: 10 deadliest natural disasters

    4. Re:And your solution is? by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But they can still cause a problem - though not to the epic proportions of a NCB weapon could. Wether the port city is small or large where the goods are usually imported for consumption by other cities there are a finite number of people in that city, and a much larger number of people to distribute the goods to in other cities. You're never going to be able to inspect 100% of the goods coming in, unless everyone in the port city is a customs inspector.

      Critters and insects still post a problem:
      Bugs and other critters are something we don't think about being a nuisance in most of North America because it generally impacts the southern US the most. At the least, as a Canadian, I only have to worry about mosquitos in the summer. Not a colony of electorphilic ant colonies killing my air conditioner and computer. That being said, insects and critters can still ruin a good day for anyone, particularly as we import goods from other countries. Its happened more than a few times in Canada where a venomous spider, scorpion and a few other nasties have shown up in the grocery store with the bananas or in someone's grocery bag.

    5. Re:And your solution is? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons.

      Worse yet, The Terrorists are right now working on transporter beams that they will surely use to wreak havoc all around us. Our only hope to combat this threat is to completely forfeit what remains of our civil liberties and tithe ever more of our incomes to the burgeoning security partnership of government and industry, whose only interest is vigilance for our protection.

      It also wouldn't hurt to invade another country or two.

    6. Re:And your solution is? by Intron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What if they had managed to land in the datacenter of a major financial institution?"

      Then some rich people would lose some money while a bunch of other rich people would make some.

      "What if it were a nuclear power plant supplying electricity to millions of homes?"

      Oh my gosh. Power might go off for 2 days while the problem was sorted out. Do you remember the ice storm in Canada in 1998? Didn't think so.

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    7. Re:And your solution is? by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

      Really easy.... Remember those truck mounted xray things that we paid 20 billion for at the ports? scale is a bit more and slap linux on it, then make a larger one that can xray across the bottom of a gantry crane. I need a patent attorney....

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    8. Re:And your solution is? by pla · · Score: 1

      Have you any idea how many inspectors would be needed, or how long it would take?

      Someone has to open those crates and unpack them, eventually (I don't know about you, but I don't often go to WallyWorld and buy whole unopened cargo containers <G> ). Do you have any idea how many people that takes, or how long? Well, if we can find the resources to unpack them for sale, we can find the resources to inspect them... For that matter, some overlap of those duties would make quite a bit of sense, IMO.


      Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons

      Erm, did you post this under the wrong FP article? While we build multibillion dollar neutrino sensors that break every time a chemo patient drives past, the FP mentions yet another actual threat coming from poor inspection of cargo.

      Call me crazy, but real ants trump imaginary boogeymen.

    9. Re:And your solution is? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you any idea how many inspectors would be needed, or how long it would take? Too bad we don't have millions of people out of work. Heck, if there were zillions more trying to get into this country to work hard for low pay, we'd really be in business.

      Its ridiculous how many problems this country could solve by utilizing the human resources that are currently sitting fallow. All because we stubbornly hold out for some high tech solution. We would literally rather watch our bridges collapse and live with the possibility of nuclear terrorism rather than do things the old fashioned way (i.e. the way that this country was built in the first place).

      Actually, ants are the least of your worries. True. And the nukes don't rate that highly either. Neither worries me as much as the way that apathy increasingly passes for wisdom.
    10. Re:And your solution is? by khallow · · Score: 1

      I think intent is important to remember here. If a natural disaster occurs, it usually doesn't make future disasters more likely. If someone figures out how to nuke Boston, then that means they've got the infrastructure in place to nuke more places. Further, other nutty organizations may decide to make their own devices. In other words, when an event occurs due to intent, it's more likely to be followed by similar events. So it is natural to expend more resources to stop such things.

    11. Re:And your solution is? by eth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      9/11 didn't "just" kill 3000 people. It also caused the erosion of rights and privacy for an additional 300 million, and triggered two wars.

    12. Re:And your solution is? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actually the top 2 natural disasters were the bubonic plague and the 1918 flu pandemic. We could use another good plague, there are entirely too many humans on this planet. I don't particularly want to be one of the individuals who die but since our numbers are growing to an unsustainable inevitability I don't see what else can be done, even the very strong central government of China has been most ineffective in stopping the rapid rise in population.

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    13. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Three things:

      a) I wasn't saying that we can't protect us from terrorist attacks (within reasonable bounds, of course). Exceptional attacks like 9/11 change the rules. I don't think, for example, that a plane hijacker is going to get an easy ride these days.

      b) I pointed out that the headcount of a exceptional terrorist attack (9/11) is way lower than the headcount of a exceptional natural disaster. Yet, people find 9/11 a worse event that the earthquake in China. It is not rational.

      c) The poster to whom I responded, said that a 15kton A-Bomb would be nothing special compared to a big natural disaster. That is simply not true. Even if just 10% of NYCs population died in such an explosion, that would still be 800000 people and about 3.5 times the casualties from the 2004 Tsunami. Add in fallout, radiation sickness, etc... Gonna need a hell of a natural disaster to top that. I can only think of two: a supervolcano or a meteor impact.

    14. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, it triggered only one war. The war on Afghanistan, the other one is in fact unrelated. As far as the erosion of rights and privacy: well, we allowed it, didn't we? ("You", actually, since I'm not a US citizen) Why weren't you on the street protesting to protect your rights? Why aren't you actively fighting to retain and reclaim your rights and privacy? Ranting on slashdot doesn't really count, you know.

      I know it's cliché, but by allowing the government to take away your rights, you let the terrorists win.

    15. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Actually the top 2 natural disasters were the bubonic plague and the 1918 flu pandemic.

      Fair enough. Didn't think of those and those really killed millions. I should have read the whole wikipedia article.

    16. Re:And your solution is? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, with a population of over 8 million people, a nuclear bomb isn't even in the same ballpark as the above mentioned earthquake. An unannounced nuclear attack on NYC is going to dwarf regular natural disasters. (Ignoring supervolcanoes and meteor impacts)

      A 15kt nuclear device, detonated at ground level in a New York City harbor, is unlikely to kill a significant portion of those 8 million people. The height of the detonation would mean that the heat radiation would be completely ineffective - it would be absorbed and blocked by nearby buildings. Same with ionizing radiation; it would simply not penetrate that far into the city. The pressure wave would destroy the harbor itself and the nearest buildings, but not spread very far either.

      It would cause one Hell of a radiactive burning mess, but it would come nowhere close to causing as much damage as a major earthquake, much less destroying the city or killing all of its inhabitants. Nuclear weapons are powerfull, but not that powerful.

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    17. Re:And your solution is? by dintech · · Score: 1

      And to make it all worse, you're letting the ants win too. Damn you!

    18. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What if they had managed to land in the datacenter of a major financial institution?"
      Then some rich people would lose some money while a bunch of other rich people would make some. Your own bank doesn't use a data center?
    19. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Where did I exactly say "NYC harbour"? I don't know the topology of NYC and I most certainly don't know where it would be most effective to detonate one. It is clear that a detonation in the air is preferable and since I didn't say where the potential terrorist would detonate it, we don't know.

      For example, they could detonate it in the top floor of one of the tallest buildings?

      Or, since we're at it... A small airplane (I know it's a no fly-zone) could carry it and a suicide bomber could detonate it at the "sweet" spot.

      Anyway, I never specified the exact detionation location. I'm well aware that the full 8million won't perish. However, fallout mostly comes from what goes *up* in the atomic cloud that falls down over the non-exploded areas. I am no nuclear physicist, so I'm probably wrong, but the surroundings of NYC after such an hypothetical attack aren't going to be fun to live and most certainly the people being in the non-exploding area will get a dose of radiation that will cause cancer in the future.

    20. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Hey, I did my part back in the day with a magnifying glass on a nice sunny day!

    21. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they do. They also have a disaster recovery center that they test twice a year. What about it?

    22. Re:And your solution is? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Do you remember the ice storm in Canada in 1998?

      Isn't that still going on?

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    23. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Nuclear weapons are powerful, but not that powerful."

      Nonsense. Just one nuc weapon will decimate life as we know it on this planet. Just ask any 60's liberal.

    24. Re:And your solution is? by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While Iraq had no connection to the attacks on 9/11/01, such a connection was fabricated later. The Bush administration could never have persuaded the American people to support invading Iraq if the 9/11 attacks hadn't occurred.

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    25. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      I know that, but a fabricated relation is not a relation. At least in my logic. You can't say that 9/11 caused the Iraq war, if the the relation between the two events is a lie.

    26. Re:And your solution is? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I pointed out that the headcount of a exceptional terrorist attack (9/11) is way lower than the headcount of a exceptional natural disaster.

      Heck, the headcount of an exceptional terrorist attack (9/11) is lower than the number of people who drown each year.

      And how about deaths from heart disease, or cancer? Bacon double cheeseburgers and lack of exercise are far more deadly to Americans than Al Qaeda.

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    27. Re:And your solution is? by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Union labor is required. The ports can't just hire random people, the workers don't need degrees but it is definitely skilled labor where efficiency is critical due to the required turnaround times in tight spaces.

      Even in the case of military cargo in a public port, the military may load/unload the containers on their own in the interests of security, but the military still has to pay the union even though the union didn't do any work. I don't particularly care about whether unions are good or bad, I'm just saying that they can't just grab more manpower just because they want it.

    28. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why weren't you on the street protesting to protect your rights? Why aren't you actively fighting to retain and reclaim your rights and privacy? Lots of people did! But now they are in jail for doing it :(
    29. Re:And your solution is? by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I remember it, of course I was in Vermont at the time. Also, if one power plant goes down the whole area almost never loses power. How many nuclear power plants are only one reactor? By the time the ants took one down they be responding to keep the other three and the whole area would be fine.

      Of course here in AZ at least power comes from several different sources albeit primarily from Palo Verde.

    30. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Absolutely! You're not contradicting what I said. :-)

    31. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Not living in the US, I can't really believe it's *that* bad. If it is, ehm, I'm speechless.

    32. Re:And your solution is? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Where did I exactly say "NYC harbour"? I don't know the topology of NYC and I most certainly don't know where it would be most effective to detonate one. It is clear that a detonation in the air is preferable and since I didn't say where the potential terrorist would detonate it, we don't know.

      If it's in a shipping container arriving by ship, it's going to end up in the harbor, right ? While you could of course move it, you risk detection with every move, and the harbor is actually a pretty good place for a ground-zero detonation: not only is it relatively open area (compared, say, to downtown Manhattan), but it also contains a huge amount of goods and acts as a transportation nexus with many ships present at any time, maximizing the economic impact of the blast. If you're lucky, you might even get a small tidal wave.

      For example, they could detonate it in the top floor of one of the tallest buildings?

      How are you going to get it up there ? Do you realize how large and heavy a shipping container really is ? About the size of a truck. And a nuke itself isn't going to be much smaller.

      Or, since we're at it... A small airplane (I know it's a no fly-zone) could carry it and a suicide bomber could detonate it at the "sweet" spot.

      A small airplane is not capable of carrying a nuke. Not the kind which a terrorist could realistically hope to get his hands on, at least. It takes quite a lot of auxiliary equipment to make plutonium explode, you know.

      Anyway, I never specified the exact detionation location. I'm well aware that the full 8million won't perish. However, fallout mostly comes from what goes *up* in the atomic cloud that falls down over the non-exploded areas. I am no nuclear physicist, so I'm probably wrong, but the surroundings of NYC after such an hypothetical attack aren't going to be fun to live and most certainly the people being in the non-exploding area will get a dose of radiation that will cause cancer in the future.

      Of course it's not fun to live in a fallout area, and of course people will die. But it's not something which will "dwarf regular natural disasters".

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    33. Re:And your solution is? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I never said 9/11 caused the Iraq war, I said without 9/11 the Iraq war wouldn't have happened. Not the same thing.

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    34. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't say that 9/11 caused the Iraq war, if the the relation between the two events is a lie. Facilitate, cause, potayto, potahto ... humans have been lying their way into war for millenia.
    35. Re:And your solution is? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      From Encarta: Furthermore, the physical size of a nuclear bomb was drastically reduced, permitting the development of nuclear artillery shells and small missiles that can be fired from portable launchers in the field.

      You draw your own conclusions....

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    36. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      magnifying glass on a nice sunny day! Yeah but these crazy ants have l33t engineering ski11z. You try that shit with these mofos and next thing you know you'll have archimedes death ray on your ass.
    37. Re:And your solution is? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      You're not contradicting what I said. :-)

      Well, yeah. Every once in a while I chime in to agree with someone. :-)

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    38. Re:And your solution is? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "lated. As far as the erosion of rights and privacy: well, we allowed it, didn't we? ("You", actually, since I'm not a US citizen) Why weren't you on the street protesting to protect your rights?"
      I was.

      "n't we? ("You", actually, since I'm not a US citizen) Why weren't you on the street protesting to protect your rights? Why aren't you actively fighting to retain and reclaim your rights and privacy?"
      I am. I can do more then one thing you know.

      The problem is the people who I could go to were ALSO republicans. and since Reagan republicans all march to the same beat, or they are ostracized. Fortunately this is finally stating to fracture.

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    39. Re:And your solution is? by KefabiMe · · Score: 1

      For the record, I have gone out and protested on the streets. I have called and faxed my representatives to the government. I talk to anyone who will listen about politics and our over-reaction to 9/11. I was against the war in Iraq from the very beginning. I've even seriously considered destroying the traffic cameras the government has put up at many intersections here in California since 9/11. (I seriously believe that if caught I would be branded a terrorist for such an action, and who knows what'll happen to my life at that point?)

      I mean, I don't know what other form of non-violent protest I can take! I would even consider violent protests, but it would be a waste of my life without a critical mass of other citizens to join. A lot of us on Slashdot do more that just rant on Slashdot, what else would you have us do???

    40. Re:And your solution is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do.

  22. Obligatory by timforshaw · · Score: 1

    Hail ants!

  23. I refuse to do it by sveard · · Score: 1

    This news is just asking for "obligatory" memes

    1. Re:I refuse to do it by duggi · · Score: 1

      Thanks. From the bottom of my heart.

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  24. Paratrechina sp. nr. pubens more details by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Informative
  25. Send 'em to China by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    Toss a handful into the Directed Sound Weapons being sent to China. A dose of the little buggers in routers headed to the Friendly Peoples Republic of Helpful Direct Email Marketers could help cut down on the size of my college-educated penis with it's own collection of faux watches.

    What did they eat before they got Dell-burgers?

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  26. Space Ant Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And when you do kill these ants, the survivors turn it to their advantage: They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide"

    My brother just said:

    "They must not be ants!" Mini Space Ant Overlords anyone?

    Also, didn't we just have an article about a self-destruct for the space shuttle? Hopefully, it is not tied to the electronics in the Space Center in Houston.

  27. Phase IV? Anyone? by stirz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This 1970s sci-fi movie immediately came to my mind: Phase IV. In this movie, some scientist study ants which collaborate to spread in a desert-like area and also start to sabotage the science-lab short-cirtuiting computers and AC.

    scary thing that those creatures really exist :-)

    1. Re:Phase IV? Anyone? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I didn't think so, because of the lack of poison.

      And that's after actually thinking about Phase IV the other day when I crushed almost a dozen new fire ant queens within the space of about two hours.

      Anyhow, the only thing good about these "crazy ants" seems to be that they kill fire ants. That's it. I don't know if the trade-off is worth it. And I live in Texas, about 200-300 miles from Houston, so of course I hate fire ants with a passion.

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    2. Re:Phase IV? Anyone? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Where I used to live we had mound-building fire ants in droves. My front yard looked like a beaver convention, with a dozen 2 foot high piles of sticks and junk the fire ants built. I poured a couple tablespoons of diazinon granules atop each mound, and next morning ALL the fire ants were dead. End of problem.

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    3. Re:Phase IV? Anyone? by RyanSutter · · Score: 1

      Also the first thing that came to my mind. That movie scared the crap out of me as a kid.

  28. Thanks Rachel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks Ms Carson

    1. Re:Thanks Rachel by Dekortage · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right, because Rachel Carson must be a witch from hell itself for wanting to reduce pesticides that cause birth defects and death?

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    2. Re:Thanks Rachel by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      You got the link for death wrong.

      Summary: DDT on fields = bad. DDT on hut walls (where it can actually control the mosquito population without getting into the nests of cute little birdies) = good.

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    3. Re:Thanks Rachel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except DDT didn't. It was banned for political reasons only.

    4. Re:Thanks Rachel by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to the millions saved every year from malaria by DDT.

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    5. Re:Thanks Rachel by Dekortage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's quote Carson herself: "No responsible person contends that insect-borne disease should be ignored.... Practical advice should be 'Spray as little as you possibly can' rather than 'Spray to the limit of your capacity' ... Pressure on the pest population should always be as slight as possible."

      Doesn't sound like she wanted to eliminate DDT, does it? Rather, she wanted its use scaled back from what she saw as excessive.

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    6. Re:Thanks Rachel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because her BOOK was fear mongering - went way beyond her "actual" stance

    7. Re:Thanks Rachel by treeves · · Score: 1

      Don't blame her, blame the Nixon administration EPA. Of course, malaria was never a big issue in the US.

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  29. Stupid Ants ... by HW_Hack · · Score: 4, Funny

    don't they know about not messing with Texas

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    1. Re:Stupid Ants ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Why mess with Texas? Texas is already a mess.

    2. Re:Stupid Ants ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't they know Chuck Norris lives just north of Houston?

  30. Sci-Fi Channel original movie by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

    life imitating art...

    if you can call it art

  31. Obvious?? by spazmolytic666 · · Score: 0

    And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!

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  32. I had these in my apartment. by dino2gnt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In 2002 or 2003 while living in Pasadena, my roommate and I were cleaning, and tried to move our N64 from the floor to a shelf. Under it, we found a brown mass which turned out to me a massive clump of these ants. We hosed them in insecticide, cleaned up the mess, and figured it was just a freak occurrence. A few days later I found a similar clump completely engulfing the powerhead on a small tank of cichlids. Being that cichlids will eat anything, I used a water bottle and hosed them all into the tank to be devoured. I had to replace the powerhead afterwards, and the N64 never worked right again.

    The complex wrote it off as a side-effect of the recent heavy rain, and did nothing.

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    1. Re:I had these in my apartment. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      Is that Pasadena Texas or Pasadena California? I ask because Pasadena Texas is right next to Houston, and these things have been around for six years.

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    2. Re:I had these in my apartment. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      ...and now I just found this diagram that shows the first sighting was in 2002 in Pasadena!

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  33. Re:ants 'smarter' than einstein/man'kind'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    umm... what does this have to do with ants?

    Are you saying the elected President Gore is really an ant?

    I always saw him more as a crab person...

  34. Doesn't require special ants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I encountered HVAC control systems in the midwest US 10-20 years ago which failed because the enclosure was packed w/ dead ants. Never understood why, but fortunately just cleaning them out fixed the problem.

  35. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 1

    This is bad. I mean, sure it's only Texas now, but if they spread they could threaten a state that doesn't deserve swarms of attacking insects.

    1. Re:hmmm by biffkiff · · Score: 1

      Oh yea? My state can kick your state's ass any day of the week. Bring it on!

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    2. Re:hmmm by afidel · · Score: 1

      Be quiet or Alaska will split in half and make you the third largest state =)

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  36. OSQ by outcast36 · · Score: 1

    taken from http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F13.html

    Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

  37. As long as they only eat your computer... by boombasticman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In southern india someone stored all his earnings in the form of paper for his later retirement into a bank vault.

    After some years time he looked into his box to see only some pieces left and some bugs which ate his money. The bank vault was not completly tight and the warm humid weather did it's part in this sad drama, too.

    The bank could not be held liable, because it warned its customers of the bug problem long ago. And even when they were liable, they only would have to pay his money for the rent of his box, which is not much rupies instead of his financial damage.

    Morale of the story: Don't think something lasts forever. Your DVD's are due in about 15 years time. HD and Blueray much shorter, so don't store your money on it.

    1. Re:As long as they only eat your computer... by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      ...someone stored all his earnings in the form of paper for his later retirement into a bank vault. I understand planning for retirement security, but there are nicer places to retire to. Wasn't there a Brendan Fraser movie about this?
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    2. Re:As long as they only eat your computer... by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      Diamonds are forever. He should have stored his money in HARD currency. Precious metals and gems.

    3. Re:As long as they only eat your computer... by khallow · · Score: 1

      What I hear is gems are a terrible investment! As I understand it, the resale value of any gemstone is usually far less than what you originally bought it for. Diamonds are particularly notorious for this. Now, maybe used gemstones bought in bulk or at auction would hold their value better. Precious metal tends to hold its value ok, but it's not a currency except in unusual circumstances. You can't conduct routine purchases with gold, for example. McDonald's isn't going to sell you a quarter pounder for a sliver of gold.

    4. Re:As long as they only eat your computer... by Phroggy · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:As long as they only eat your computer... by khallow · · Score: 1

      I know about them. Their market just isn't that big. And as I see it, if things go really south (so that gold makes a great investment), you're going to be owning bits in somebody's computer rather than the gold itself. They might be able to pay you, but there's a lot of risk there.

    6. Re:As long as they only eat your computer... by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Don't buy gold. Gold is only valuable in a good economy, where people can afford jewlery. (There are other uses, but most use very small amounts of it.) Buy copper or another metal that is used in large amounts and has a high value. And make sure it's used in societies other than your own. Copper is being used by china, for example.

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  38. Locusts by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that "acts of God" applies specifically to locusts...

    1. Re:Locusts by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, "acts of God" refers to any loss that a warranty or an insurance company can weasel itself out of covering.

    2. Re:Locusts by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      I'd like an "act of God" to cause you to get the joke.

    3. Re:Locusts by dintech · · Score: 1

      That's right. When there's a bug in my system that caused the users to loose data, I tell them that it was an Act of God. As usual, no amount of praying can fix it. :)

    4. Re:Locusts by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      So if ants destroy your equipment and you are an atheist, then they still cover you? Or does the insurance company have to be atheist too?
      I don't like those acts of God clauses because 95% of the time, it is an act of God that causes the equipment problems. I thought that was why we purchase insurance?

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    5. Re:Locusts by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      What about frogs, gnats and flies?

    6. Re:Locusts by SpinningCone · · Score: 1

      yep them too, iirc lightning, floods, lava and all manner of plant/animal damage would not be covered under the limited warranty.

      tho they didn't have an "acts of man" section so I guess if your ants were robotic they might cover you, hmm they probably had some "user damage" section too, it's been a while.

  39. Phase IV by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a deja vu!

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  40. Obvious solution by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    A moat filled with gasoline.

    1. Re:Obvious solution by jamesh · · Score: 1

      If you try that, nature will respond by evolving an ant that eats gasoline, and then we'll really be in trouble!

    2. Re:Obvious solution by apt142 · · Score: 1

      When I was younger, I used to kill ant swarms by dribbling a basketball on them.

      "Run! It's the giant orange orb of death! It decendeth from the sky to smite us for our foul meddling."

    3. Re:Obvious solution by ricklow · · Score: 1

      You have to give the original reference for that!

      http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lvta.html Leiningen versus the Ants was one of the coolest stories I had to read for English class in high school.

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    4. Re:Obvious solution by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      I never read that until it was mentioned here. I do remember a MacGyver episode very similar to that story, though.

  41. Whoops, There Goes Another ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    My god, will no one think of the rubber tree plants!?

  42. Smug New Englander by mlwmohawk · · Score: 0

    I live in new england, Massachusetts, the next town over from Boston. It gets below zero (F) in the winter, and gets above 100 (F) in the summer. It rains a lot. It has heat waves.

    For all those people who live in places where the climates are warm all year round, this is what you get. In the north east, creatures that live here deserve to live here. Most foreign insects and alien species either die in the cold of the winter or in the heat of the summer. Drown in the spring rain or die from the dryness of summer.

    Maybe we need to ensure that ships doc at ports with hostile environments to the last port of call. Ships coming from the Caribbean must doc in Maine. Ships coming from Norway must doc in Texas. This will ensure that the environment prevents them taking hold.

    1. Re:Smug New Englander by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

      I live in new england, Massachusetts, the next town over from Boston. It gets below zero (F) in the winter, and gets above 100 (F) in the summer. It rains a lot. It has heat waves. Thanks for the warning. I'll just deal with the ants.

    2. Re:Smug New Englander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that, brother. I don't feel so bad about living in the frozen tundra of western NY, now.

    3. Re:Smug New Englander by tgd · · Score: 0

      I live in new england, Massachusetts, the next town over from Boston. Massachusetts is not the next town over from Boston, although I know people from Boston sometimes seem to think it is.
    4. Re:Smug New Englander by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      The flow of dialog was more specification

      "New England" -> Massachusetts -> the next town over from Boston.

    5. Re:Smug New Englander by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Really? Modded down? Are you kidding me?

    6. Re:Smug New Englander by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      Bah, don't let them get you (modded) down. I'm with you... up in NH. Everytime I see stories like this I'm glad to live where I do. No major quakes, hurricanes, deadly insects, cyclones, tornadoes, gigantic wildfires, etc. You may get the beat down remnants of a hurricane up the coast occasionally, or an ice storm in the winter but these are peanuts compared to what a lot of people suffer with.

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  43. Ants by maxrate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn you Wesley Crusher and your wild nanites!

  44. Easy by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    Easy. Just blame China.

  45. only one word necessary... by owlnation · · Score: 1

    THEM!

  46. Uhmmm... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    They are the size of fleas but they eat ladybugs? How does that work, exactly? A ladybug is a couple of orders of magnitude more massive than a flea.

    1. Re:Uhmmm... by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "They are the size of fleas but they eat ladybugs? How does that work, exactly?"

      The key word here is "they". It's plural. I eat cows...but not by myself.

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  47. hmmmm by moxley · · Score: 1

    Why do I think DARPA is on the phone with Uncle Milton's* right now?

    (or maybe they made the call several years ago and are having some success).

    *the "Ant Farm" people who supply ants by mail order - of course, then again, DARPA probably has access to Ant eugenics programs and szuper ants, so maybe they don't need to call the ant farmers.

  48. So this is how it ends by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    "mighty man" is about to be taken down by insects, again.

    I wonder if these were engineered as a directed attack against our country or just evolved to fit into our technological age..

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    1. Re:So this is how it ends by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Them being drawn toward electronics is a by product of evolution. Much like human playing the piano. we didn't evolve to play the piano, it's a by product of evolution.

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  49. It's the insulation, I think. by Hasai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For some reason, certain species of ants consider wiring insulation delicious, which can lead to some interesting situations.

    Once when I was down in Panama, a swarm of ants got into a street-side power junction box that supplied industrial-class juice to three huge aircraft hangars. The cute little buggers immediate set themselves to devouring all the insulation off of the main power feeds, and when those arm-thick bundles of now-bare copper came into contact. . . .

    BOOM!

    The nearest hangar was five stories tall. The shredded remains of that junction box landed on the roof. And I swear it rained ants for the next half hour....
    :\

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    Regards;

    Hasai

    1. Re:It's the insulation, I think. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      they just need to put tiny waring signs on the box~

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  50. As John Carpenter would put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THEY DIG, WE SLEEP

  51. Bring 'em on! by kd5sfk · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I read the headline, I thought they were talking about fire ants--which would be very old news. Fire ants invaded the country decades ago. We've known for years that fire ants have an affinity for electrical equipment. But these little buggers eat fire ants, so I say bring 'em on. I don't see how anything that eats fire ants can be considered to be a pest.

    1. Re:Bring 'em on! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Because they eat everything else to.
      I've seen someone 'swarmed' by fire ants, and I have been bitten myself, so I understand your feelings.

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  52. Obligatory by bemo56 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

  53. Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Neal could hunt them down and suck them up with a garden hose.

  54. My Ant Farm by Inda · · Score: 1

    The ants in my ant farm do not cross the barrier of vaseline I smear round the top.

    Fill your PCs and servers with vaseline. Or don't. Or do, but don't complain to me afterwards.

    Joking aside, these ant farms look great on a desk. They don't require much feeding and they do all their own cleaning; they way they remove their dead to a specific area is a joy to watch. Catching them from the garden is simply a case of leaving a blob of jam in a container.

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    1. Re:My Ant Farm by Kyokushi · · Score: 1

      How on earth could you lure the ant queen into your trap? this issue has boggled my mind for a while.

    2. Re:My Ant Farm by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well, these ants build bridges with there dead over barriers like that.

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  55. Peace Corps Volunteer by QuantumAbyss · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was working in The Gambia none too long ago. We'd have ant problems there too - they'd eat UPSs, network cables, etc. Real pain. The best way to deal with them when we could was to put the swarmed device out in the sun. For whatever reason they didn't like that. I don't know if this is the same variety of ant, but it might work...

    1. Re:Peace Corps Volunteer by felipekk · · Score: 1

      The best way to deal with them when we could was to put the swarmed device out in the sun. For whatever reason they didn't like that. I don't know if this is the same variety of ant, but it might work... It's not the same. Those were vampire ants.
  56. 15kT in Manhattan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As somebody who moved to NYC a year ago, I have to say that doing that might be a net gain to society. ;)

  57. Who would voluntarily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come to a country with so low standards (in nearly all respects that matter: e.g. social security, currency, living standards, ...) :-)

  58. Just so I'm clear by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons.


    I fail to see how something that is actually occurring is "less" than something that is overblown, only theorized, and far less damaging in the long run.
  59. Oblig qoute by plopez · · Score: 1

    Can't find the reference, but there's an old quote in software that goes something like: "If buildings were built like software, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization". Now s/woodpecker/ants/ s/software/hardware/

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  60. Question by AnonymousRobin · · Score: 1

    In place of a snarky comment, I actually have a question. How on earth did this come about, anyway?

    It's not like you could just accidentally pack 3,000,000 ants into a crate without noticing, so somehow, they must have managed to pick up a queen that survived the whole trip. Except queens generally hang out deep in nests laying eggs and stuff and not crawling into random crates. I suppose it's possible they picked up one of the few fertile females intended to become queens, and also a bunch of male ants who then performed a mating flight after arrival, but it seems unlikely.

    Whatever the cause, sounds like something that could seriously mess with the ecosystem's chi.

    1. Re:Question by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      More than likely a queen had made a nest in a piece of equipment and the nest took hold and started producing workers, and then someone decided to ship the piece of equipment.

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  61. Inspection Complete by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Well, if we can find the resources to unpack them for sale, we can find the resources to inspect them... Isn't it the customer that unpacks a container, after it's been slid onto a truck and reached its destination?

    "Time for the required DOT inspection, Ahmad!"

    "The plutonium spheres are all intact and accounted for, O'Reilly."

    (Trying to be fair and multicultural here)
    1. Re:Inspection Complete by pla · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the customer that unpacks a container, after it's been slid onto a truck and reached its destination?

      "Customer" in the sense of "Walmart" or "Nintendo of America", not the end user.

      This doesn't involve "importing" a rare CD from an EBay seller in a different country; when I say "container", I mean a 40x8x9.5 foot steel box of the sort Maersk would handle.


      As an aside, when you do import that rare CD on a small personal scale, you will usually get a separate bill for Customs Brokerage. That fairly hefty sum theoretically goes toward making sure you haven't imported anything banned (such as swarming ants, cuban cigars, or plutonium) and that you have paid all relevant taxes on it. So, if ants still make it in, that seems to me like outright fraud on the part of the shipping companies...

    2. Re:Inspection Complete by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      If you order a container of machine parts...

      The end customer unpacks the entire container.

      A number of terrorist groups have been know to operate shell corporations, or have intimate connections with companies that can ship and receive such containers.

      It's interesting to see how easy it is to get a seal on a container which allows free passage through customs here, based on an inspection in Rotterdam, for example.

  62. Old news and other incidents (even photos.). by antdude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This has been known for many years. Here are more taken from my personal ant Web site:

    Ants in yer... Pants? NOT! (Toshiba notebook/laptop); Ants Invade Apple iBook.

    Ants In
    My Nokia Mobile Phone (A Yahoo! account is required).

    Ants in Omniview switchboxes: An e-mail story of ants invading a network
    switchbox. Thanks nTrFace.

    Argentine ants invade a network hub.

    Ants had taken up residence in a guy's external hard drive: Ontrack
    and Computerworld
    (seen on /.).

    A photograph showing ants nesting in a guy's phone box, affecting his DSL connection and phone system.

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    1. Re:Old news and other incidents (even photos.). by DefecatingMasonry · · Score: 1

      While in college I came back to my shoddy little converted apartment after being away for a couple weeks to find a massive storm had "carpeted" my studio in mud and the numbers on my alarm clock were moving. Not a flashback... I found an entire colony of ants, queen and all seeking refuge in my alarm clock. Is it that they are attracted to electronics or simply the fact that there is a cord running to an outlet which leads to a wall cavity/earth accessible area of the structure?

    2. Re:Old news and other incidents (even photos.). by antdude · · Score: 1

      Maybe the alarm was warm and provided heat? Was it cold in the room and ants wanted a place to warm from the rain.

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      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  63. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...do they eat Linux?

  64. The solution is simple. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Glass Texas before the ants can spread.

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    USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
  65. genus misspelled by roamingapril · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the article misspells the scientific name. It should be "Paratrechina", not "paratrenicha".

  66. look at the upside... by Lurchicus · · Score: 1

    If it wasn't for things like this, we would never upgrade our infrastructure...

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    Lurchicus - For Sig, see other side.
  67. Parent deserves karma by BrianGKUAC · · Score: 1

    Please mod insightful.

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  68. texas electronics by Atreide · · Score: 1

    ants destroy Texas instruments ?

    I didn't know TI was still running.

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    The world belongs to those who get up early. - I'm far from being the king of Earth then :-(
  69. Nothin new here... by JetScootr · · Score: 1

    I've lived in Houston since 1967, and we've had these ants for at least the last 30 years. We call'em "sugar ants" cuz they look like they're on a crazy sugar rush. Ants are always getting into anything that stays warm and dry at night - the humidity during summer is rarely less than 85%, and dew occurs almost every night. The ants and other bugs just crawl in where they won't get unexpectedly wet, including between the extra-warm contactors on ac compressors. I worked as an AC repairman in 1978ish, and was often cleaning ants out of contactors. I have no idea why this is suddenly news.

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  70. Can they recycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we use them to recycle our old TVs (after the HDTV upgrade) and electronics? Can we also use them for biofuel after they finish eating?

  71. Holy crap by oGMo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Swarm around electronics... general pests... don't like the sun...

    Nerd ants!

    --

    Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage

  72. Hmmm....what if we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say we fill a container ship with queens and send them over seas to Asia. May they feel the wrath of the Carribean!! That way it will be their problem too. And they would figure out a way to stop these crazy ants.

  73. Burn in hell by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I think we should burn Texas from the outside in, to prevent these god-killing beasties from spreading out, along with a bunch of other tech-fearing subhumans.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  74. differant ants. here is a comparison by geekoid · · Score: 1
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  75. Article Corrections by mattOzan · · Score: 3, Informative

    The author of this article misspelled the name of the ant. I tried Googling "paratrenicha species near pubens" and came up only with results pointing back to this one article.

    Correctly spelled, the ant's name is "Paratrechina sp. nr. pubens." It has not yet been identified to the species level, hence the "species near" bit.

    Also, what's with this sentence?

    They also bite humans, though not with a stinger like fire ants.

    No insect bites with a stinger. It's two different ends, folks! I frequently hear someone yelp, "That bee just bit me!" No, she stung you. Honeybees don't even have chewing mouthparts capable of biting--they just suck nectar with a siphon-like structure.

    Fun Fact: Only female insects sting, since a stinger is actually a modified ovipositor. Thankfully, mammals like our ladies haven't yet evolved venomous uses for their reproductive parts.

    1. Re:Article Corrections by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Some women can be pretty venomous in there refusal...

      Beside if women did have stingers, we would have evolved to enjoy it.

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    2. Re:Article Corrections by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Fun Fact: Only female insects sting, since a stinger is actually a modified ovipositor. Thankfully, mammals like our ladies haven't yet evolved venomous uses for their reproductive parts.

      You haven't met my wife, obviously.

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  76. coinage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd be surprised how easy it is to trade and buy stuff with real hard currency. If you aren't into the scene it might look impossible, but I assure you it isn't. Most people have been deluded by the central banker thieves into using their toilet paper, or even worse, their poof created electron money, but a small contingent of humans in the west and a larger one in the east use precious metals coinage and bullion bars for transfers, large and small. Snooze ya lose. Trust those jerks with all your money, it can evaporate or be devalued overnight, keep a lot of your wealth under your own protection in hard currency-it lasts. And ants can't eat gold or silver or platinum. Real true commodities are always worth more than phony IOU debt paper. This is why you see those thieves having to get bailed out by the biggest thief, the Fed, lately, because they stuck each other with worthless crap. Conmen screwing over other conmen. The more you avoid dealing with those jerks and their so called money, the better off you really are, in real life, now and today, not future promises of money.

    Yes, it isn't perfect for very small sales, but once you get up just a little bit, and do some discrete shopping, you'll find a lot of people will take coinage and give you a pretty good deal over the equivalent-that day-pile of toilet paper with dead presidents/kings/dictators pictures on them. Say you are building a system and go to your nearest asian run whitebox shop for the good deals. Show him the shiny, you'll get really great prices. You can get vehicles, electronics, hell even real estate with the real money over the boom and bust scam conman paper/electronic money crap. Durable metals coinage was worth it as money thousands of years ago and it still is. FRNs are worth maybe 2% of what they were worth when originally issued way back when, whereas the round and shiny is worth a lot more. Best way to beat inflation, best no brainer way to store cash. You'll still need some of their craptastic money for small scale stuff purchases, but you can still work with it on the medium and large and very large (business to business scale) stuff if you try.

    As to McDonalds, funny story, but yes, when they were still new on the scene you could pay in circulation silver coinage for some burgers, I did it a lot back then when it was still common, when we had silver dimes, quarters, halfs and dollars. A silver buck back then got you a sack of burgers and stuff, today, the same silver dollar is worth about three sacks of assorted mc donalds stuff. Their crap paper went down in worth, the hard money went up a lot. Think about it.

  77. Phase IV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe someone put "Them" in the tagline. The more appropriate would have been "Phase IV"

  78. Re:different... ummmm, not pick a fight... by JetScootr · · Score: 2, Informative

    But the pics shown for paratrechina are the ant I was talking about. around here, we call'em 'sugar ants', not cuz they eat sugar or cuz that's the "official" name, but cuzza they way they run around like crazy. It's a name coincidence, cuz most people aren't bugologists, so they just come up with "unapproved names". After awhile, that's what everyone in the area calls'em. What they are now calling the "crazy ant", including the pics and descriptions on the site you linked, are (uh, WERE is more likely now) called 'sugar ants'. Sorry for the confusion. The paratrechina as shown and described in the news has been around Houston for many many years longer than the news reports claim.

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  79. Who said our overlords are robotic? by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

    Obey, or be swarmed!

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    "Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem." -- Jefferson
  80. Antmos NRG... by Spamitor · · Score: 1

    "They have ruined pumps at sewage pumping stations, fouled computers and at least one homeowner's gas meter" Sounds like TXU or Atmos energy should have an incentive to pay a little to "research" a viable erradication method...

  81. It's not 'gender' either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think Edwin Newman put it best:

    "Gender is a grammatical term - it is not a substitute for sex. ...But then, what is?"

  82. From an ant expert (not me)... by antdude · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://antfarm.yuku.com/topic/7013/master/1/

    "Worker ants are female because they are genetically female (with different details, but along the lines of human with two X-chromosomes per cell being female, vs those with an X and a Y being male). Worker ants also have at least vestigial ovaries and stings, which are female reproductive and modified egg-laying organs, respectively.

    Also, not all worker ants are non-reproductive. Many can lay eggs that give rise to males, most often when they are away from the influence of the queen. In some ant species, the workers and queens are not, or barely, morphologically distinguishable. Finally, in a small number of ant species that do have distinct queen and worker body types, there is evidence that workers can lay eggs that give rise to other workers..."

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    1. Re:From an ant expert (not me)... by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks. That makes sense :)

  83. Happened to me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Naw, use the pentagrams for invoking daemons!


    I call on the ancient ones, arise and come forth, I call on you sshd and you httpd, arise, arise and do my bidding!

  84. NASA problems? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    [Swarming ants] have been spotted at NASA's Johnson Space Center and close to Hobby Airport, though they haven't caused any major problems there yet."

    "That's one small step...ah!...step step step step, there's ants in my boots, Houston, step step STOMP!"

  85. The Redneck Solution by IonOtter · · Score: 0, Troll

    1. Set the bug zapper on the ground.
    2. Set up chairs.
    3. Set up cooler and fill with cheap beer.
    4. Sell beer to spectators.
    5. Profit!

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    [End Of Line]
  86. This just in.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    ... something messed with Texas; Texans confused.
    Chuck Norris has been put on stand by.

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  87. Re:different... ummmm, not pick a fight... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Ah, that explains it then.

    Since this is slashdot I feel I should call you a name or something~

    Thanks for the info.

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  88. Clean your keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you opened up your keyboard you would probably find all manner of junk under the keys, including:
    - hair
    - crumbs and other small food particles
    - dust
    - bits of dried skin
    - possible small dried blobs of drink

    A couple of the above are going to be quite attractive to ants...

    Try turning your keyboard upside down and bang on the back really hard a couple of times to see what falls out. You might be surprised.

  89. My wish for these ants... by vanillacokehead · · Score: 1

    is for them to invade a few of the loud car stereo amplifiers some of the obnoxious twits like to play for everyone to hear. Then, they'd be doing us all a public service...

  90. Fungal solution to ant infestation by Chakka! · · Score: 1

    Paul Stamets has spoken recently about a new technique for killing ants that involves introducing a fungus in to the colony that the ants will take back to the queen as food - when the ants eat it, the fungus grows inside them and kills them. Its all natural and pesticide free. the fungus is a natural one and to my knowlege is not invasive or problematic in any other way. He talks about it in his new book "Mycelium Running: How Mushrooms can save the world" http://www.fungi.com/books/stamets.html Fascinating stuff Ants are also really interesting, they have a short life cycle, so their evolution happens about 20-30 times faster than human evolution. All your base r belong to ants

  91. Re:Locusts (I want proof!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be on the insurance company to prove that the incident was indeed caused by God :)?