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  1. Re:Trump's public statements aren't tha to underst on Why Twitter Hasn't Banned President Trump (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    So your saying he's Zaphod Beeblebrox ?

  2. Re:There goes Apple's reputation for security. on Uber's iOS App Had Secret Permissions That Allowed It to Copy Your Phone Screen, Researchers Say (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    posting to undo moderation error

  3. A plane crashed on a farm in the middle of Outback on Australia Copyright Safe Harbour Provision Backed By Prime Minister (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    A plane crashed on a farm in the middle of Outback Queensland.
    Panic stricken, the local Police mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
    When they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
    The Sergeant and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.
    They spotted the farmer mustering cattle not too far away as if nothing had happened.
    They hurried over to the man's Horse.
    "Gordon," the police Sergeant yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible plane accident happen?"
    "Yeah. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, getting off the Horse.
    "Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers Jet ?"
    " Sure do ."
    "Were there any survivors?"
    "Naah. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer answered.
    "I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
    "Is the Prime minister dead?" the Sergreant asked.
    "Well," the farmer grumbled, . "He kept saying he wasn't but you know how that bastard lies."

  4. Re:Most of their apps are annoying anyway on Google: Stop Making Apps! (A Love Letter) · · Score: 1

    undo moderation

  5. Re:Forget the Space Station on Russia May Be Planning National Space Station To Replace ISS · · Score: 1

    Nice one :)

  6. Re:I died and was brought back to life on Neurologists Shine Light On Near-Death Experiences · · Score: 1

    Similar experience here. Heart attack at work in 2009, revived multiple times in ambu & ER, no memory of anything between going unconscious and waking 4 days later in ICU. Same feeling of nothing, no light no darkness just nothing. Though I should mention that as an atheist that is what I expected anyway.....

  7. Re:So why can't Iran have Nukes? on India's ICBM Will Carry Multiple Nuclear Warheads · · Score: 1

    Posting to undo moderation.

  8. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts on Ask Slashdot: How To Stay Fit In the Office? · · Score: 1

    Judo here, perfect geek sport, highly technical and develops great physical control. The full contact nature of Judo also ensures an effective self defense tool, not to mention practical, fun training sessions.
    I also add regular resistance training and some weekend cycling but the Judo is what I enjoy most.

  9. Re:Some classics on Ask Slashdot: Good, Forgotten Fantasy & Science Fiction Novels? · · Score: 1

    I was gonna mention him, "Odd John" comes to mind. Enjoyable read.

  10. Re:Klono's Whiskers! on Celebrating the Sci-fi Ray Gun · · Score: 1

    That was my first thought, how can you discuss Science Fiction ray guns without mentioning E.E. Doc. Smith ? Those Lensmen had a ray/beam/field/etc for every eventuality. I still enjoy pulling his books out every coupla years.

  11. Re:Why do we care about this? on Microsoft Holds iPhone Funeral Event · · Score: 1

    Sure there could be more than one. The problems start when exclusive deals are made. Let's say for example that Skype were to make some sort of deal with Apple that excluded Android phones from decent support or your local telco makes a deal with Microsoft and supports certain network features on Windows 7 phones only. Multiple smartphone platforms would be great if corporations didn't view it as an opportunity to be dicks.

  12. Re:This is theft or wilful damage on Aussie Gamer Loses PS3 Court Case Over 'Other OS' · · Score: 1

    Crap, he was given a choice of "lose Linux" or "lose future features". The missing choice is refund.

  13. He should appeal on Aussie Gamer Loses PS3 Court Case Over 'Other OS' · · Score: 1

    He no longer has what he paid for and Sony are responsible. They should have at least provided a method of restoring the functionality to how it was.
    I must admit I'm surprised the ACCC took that stance, I'd really like to see more details.

  14. Re:Well something fishy is going on on Some Newegg Customers Received Fake Intel Core i7s · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the hell is twitter?

    Listserv for the ADD generation.

  15. Re:Not an informed choice. on One Quarter of Germans Happy To Have Chip Implants · · Score: 1

    Close

    On the EU ID card:

      "the Germans will love it, the French will ignore it and the Italians and the Irish will be too chaotic to enforce it. Only the British will resent it."

  16. Ipod Touch + Stanza on It's 2010; What's the Best E-Reader? · · Score: 1

    Works for me, unit is small enough to carry with a screen big enough for me to read. Stanza works well enough and I also have music, movies, games etc.

  17. So Sturgeon was right on 95% of User-Generated Content Is Bogus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Ninety percent of everything is crud."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon's_Law

  18. Re:Penmenship matters on Cursive Writing Is a Fading Skill — Does It Matter? · · Score: 1

    If you want a real writing skill that is of some use, learn shorthand.

    Hear. Hear. I really wish my school had taught shorthand instead of cursive. I'm 45 and I can say that cursive has been useless to me while shorthand would have been a very, very useful skill.

    Though I think these days the time would be better served teaching touch typing while kids are young enough to absorb it thoroughly, maybe with shorthand as an option in high school.

  19. Re:Or may not have on Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter · · Score: 5, Informative

    >An amateur astronomer puts up pictures on his blog and we're comparing it to Shoemaker-Levy?

    Levy is an amateur, his degree is in english lit. He won an amateur astronomers award.

    (what I tried to post last time, bloody web2 crap)

  20. Re:Or may not have on Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter · · Score: 0, Redundant

    An amateur astronomer puts up pictures on his blog and we're comparing it to Shoemaker-Levy?

    Bad Astronomy says "it's jumping the gun to call it an impact event before we get more observations". I've got an idea for the next Slashdot article: "Asteroid heading towards earth - or maybe just spot on lense".

  21. Re:Australia is a little jumpy right now on Australian Website Bans ... Australians · · Score: 1

    That's just the kangaroos.

  22. Re:The US has limits on it too. Thankfully. on British Men Jailed For Online Hate Crimes · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if you try it in Australia the locals turn up with a bag of sausages and some paper plates.

  23. Re:Spambot on Warehouse or No, UK's Expensive Net Spying Plan Proceeds · · Score: 1

    removing bad moderation

  24. Re:updating third party software? on Microsoft Update Slips In a Firefox Extension · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A significant question here: If it wasn't Microsoft, would anyone be nearly as angry?

    Apples & oranges, only MS has the desktop monopoly to make this work.

    And the lack of an uninstall makes it malicious by my standards.

  25. Re:little australia on NZ File-Sharers, Remixers Guilty Upon Accusation · · Score: 1

    Australia has a constitution, it's a Bill of Rights we are missing.