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  1. Re:Legacy apps on Corporate IT Just Won't Let IE6 Die · · Score: 1

    Heck, the luggage handling for airlines has layers upon layers of recursive nesting of emulators and virtual machines. Whenever they update it tends to just amount to slapping a new wrapper around the current setup.

    At the core, it's emulating a punch-card machine with an 80 character limit.

  2. Re:Monkey Kong on How Nintendo's Mario Got His Name · · Score: 1
  3. Re:Maybe they're scared of us too? on Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking · · Score: 1

    How much force do you need to get a significant projectile up to 99% of C?

    Hint: a lot.

    You've got several centuries for your dodge.

  4. Re:Maybe they're scared of us too? on Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking · · Score: 1

    It's actually pretty easy to defend against.

    Step 1: Assume you're going to be targeted by one.
    Step 2: Slightly alter the orbit of your home planet.

    It's not like they can adjust their aim when they're going that fast.

  5. Re:Mice of the world, rejoice! on Anti-Cancer Agent Stops Metastasis In Its Tracks · · Score: 1
  6. Future of Firefox on What Will the Browser Look Like In Five Years? · · Score: 1

    Firefox will have offloaded about 75% of its features into plugins, extensions, et cetera. The remaining 25% will be a gigantic giga^H^H^H^Hgibibar, which stores the entire html of every website you've ever visited, and searches through all of them whenever you type anything into it. Loading up google will take two or three minutes due to the extensive use of flash.

  7. Re:Wasn't this done before on An Early Look At Next-Gen Shooter Bodycount · · Score: 1

    There were internal environments (most irritatingly, cubicles) which were immune to geomodding.

  8. Re:How many ways are there to do simple things? on Why Computer Science Students Cheat · · Score: 1

    But we didn't wirk togehter you isnensitive cold!!

  9. Irrelevant on Meteor Spotted Yesterday Over Midwestern United States · · Score: 0, Troll

    Man, this news article is completely irrelevant to my interests. Why doesn't slashdot cover something more interesting, like the Sburb beta release? It should have been sent out a couple of days ago, and there has to be somebody who's got it working by this point.

  10. Re:So it is... on Apple iPad Reviewed · · Score: 1

    It's a dupe.

    Well, technically, it's at bare minimum a quadradupe, to get the proper time lag.

  11. Re:Yup.. on "Supertaskers" Can Safely Use Mobile Phones While Driving · · Score: 1

    It's kind of odd, but it seems that someone hired Candlejack to hit the s-

  12. Re:They Suck on New Litigation Targets 20,000 BitTorrent-Using Downloaders · · Score: 1

    http://www.angryflower.com/supergo.html

    I believe this is relevant.

  13. Re:The difference between 'might' and 'did' on Magnetism Can Sway Man's Moral Compass · · Score: 1

    Fred's, since he was using insider trading.

  14. Re:One word ... on Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates · · Score: 1

    Even better:

    "Hey, here's evidence that Warner brothers was giving out their movie for free with no strings attached. Now that they've done that, there's no way they can claim that anyone pirated the movie, since the file transfer was authorized by Warner Brothers"

  15. Re:They will not collapse! on Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates · · Score: 1

    Set up an account with an escrow agency.

    People who want the movie to be produced pledge $N (to be payed when it's released).

  16. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. on Could Colorblindness Cure Be Morally Wrong? · · Score: 1

    Tests that involve giving people the ability to see novel colors, such as this one:

    http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/cgi-bin/fulltext/122217490/main.html,ftx_abs#h4

    don't seem to have any negative effects.

  17. Re:I'd do it the slow but secure way. on Need Help Salvaging Data From an Old Xenix System · · Score: 1

    It belongs in a museum.

  18. Re:Also been a problem for regular people on US Law Firms Targeted By Cyberscams · · Score: 1

    And even then, you have to be sure of your Escrow service as well.

  19. Re:Be careful what you wish for on P2P and P2P Links Ruled Legal In Spain · · Score: 1

    >Thus, we won't get art in the vein of James Joyce's writing,

    Where do I sign up?

  20. Re:the Calcium taste buds weren't listed on Sweet, Sour, Salty, Bitter, Protein ... and Now Fat · · Score: 1

    More than that, in some species of birds capsaicin acts as a painkiller!

  21. Re:Two problems on Could the Tumbleweed Rover Dominate Mars? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, that's a job for google streetview.

  22. Re:Oh, my God. Oh, God, no! on Vermont May Revoke Nuclear Plant License · · Score: 1

    Not so much a conspiracy theory as a "disgruntled nuclear plant worker saw a movie about a disgruntled nuclear plant worker and decided it was a pretty cool idea".

  23. Obligatory Daily Dinosaur Comic on Typical Windows User Patches Every 5 Days · · Score: 1
  24. Re:Men like these... on Terry Childs's Slow Road To Justice · · Score: 1

    No, it's more like leaving your car with a valet. Then, when your nephew comes to pick up the vehicle, he refuses because your nephew isn't you.

  25. Re:Oh, my God. Oh, God, no! on Vermont May Revoke Nuclear Plant License · · Score: 1

    Nothing could discredit the nuclear industry more than letting things slide.

    TMI was a perfect example of starting off well and letting things slide later.
    In the early design and construction stages a lot of care was taken, the small risk of getting hit by a large aircraft from a nearby airport resulted in building containment vessels to withstand impact. However years later by the time it was up and running nobody cared much about the control systems and they wouldn't have been acceptable in any other form of power plant, chemical plant or oil refinery in the country. When the accident happened the carefully designed containment vessels which were unique at the time saved everyones bacon but nobody knew what happened because the instrumentation and control systems were rubbish. It was sheer dumb luck that it happened there and not at another of the plants where the consequences would have been worse. It gave us the best sort of nuclear accident you can get - one that wakes everyone up.
    Now far too many have gone back to sleep. There are of course plenty of petty idiots that like to pretend that only Russians get things wrong and there is no need to be careful.

    There's a pretty good argument for TMI being sabotage.