Slashdot Mirror


User: crovira

crovira's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
2,847
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 2,847

  1. "Baby Maybe" brand of condoms... on Reversible Male Contraception With Gold Nanorods · · Score: 1

    George Carlin's take on the marketing of unreliable contraception.

    I still miss that man's sense of humor...

  2. It'd be my idea of fun, but... on Reversible Male Contraception With Gold Nanorods · · Score: 1

    I'm a fuckin' sadist.

    What?

    Did ya think I meant my 'nads?

    Nah ... Yours ...

  3. Great. Leisure Suit Larry 1.0 rides again... on Hacker Releases 1.7TB Treasure Trove of Gaming Info · · Score: 1

    I can not imagine any greater waste of bandwidth or disk space than wasting my life with this shit.

  4. Re:Johnny-come-latelies on Mozilla, Foxconn Confirm Firefox OS Partnership · · Score: 1

    "vi" is the thinking person's editor.

  5. Just for fun, agreeing with them will on BSA Study Demonstrates Open Source's Economic Advantage · · Score: 1

    make them disappear faster.

    FOSS fundamentally negates the need for a BSA.

  6. That's if they even have the right address... on Fed. Appeals Court Says Police Need Warrant to Search Phone · · Score: 1

    There have been incidents here of NYCs finast shooting some poor schmucks who were guilty of just answering the front door "while being mexican or of driving a car "while being tipsy and black" and getting themselves shot dead.

    "Quis custodiet ipso custodes" indeed.

  7. Re:Common sense on Fed. Appeals Court Says Police Need Warrant to Search Phone · · Score: 2

    Does this work for the locks on my house? The dial on my safe?

    You're asking this of guys who'll kick down your door if you don't open it fast enough and run in with weapons blazing?

    Seriously?

  8. Isn't going into protected areas? on California Lawmaker Wants 3-D Printers To Be Regulated · · Score: 1

    More likely, isn't going to let that stop an idiot like him.

  9. Exactly what I was thinking... on Death Knell For Righthaven In 9th Circuit Decision · · Score: 1

    But, whatever happened to Derle anyway?

    Maybe he was forced to find honest work? (But his company, ME INC, doesn't even have a web site. :-)

    Nahhhh. Never happen.

  10. How to tell you're dead or fading fast? on Microsoft May Acquire Nook Tablet Business From Barnes and Noble · · Score: 1

    Microsoft buys you.

    Farewell Nook, we hardly knew ya.

    The sale of, uh, partnership agreement of the Nook should shore up B&N for a week or two.

  11. Yeah, and you can claim to be a MSCE on UK Benefits Claimants Must Use Windows XP, IE6 · · Score: 1

    Which is not going to stand you in good stead.

    What if you only have an iPhone or an Android phone?

  12. Re:So you are not going to participate in on Most Companies Will Require You To Bring Your Own Mobile Device By 2017 · · Score: 1

    it's not really clear how they could be effectively instructed

    That's actually a failure of your imagination, not the students'.

    Your attitude would have kept me hauling boxes at Standard Brands, instead of traveling on both sides of the pond doing object-oriented programming and writing articles.

    these days it's increasingly eccentric to live that deep in the bush.

    And how do you force where your student's parents might have had circumstances force them to live.

    Genius has bugger all to do with geography.

    You have very little to teach me, and it doesnt sound like you're anything but a negative example.

    I'm sorry, for you.

  13. So you are not going to participate in on Most Companies Will Require You To Bring Your Own Mobile Device By 2017 · · Score: 1

    the exciting revenue possibilities of distance learning? (And distance billing?)

    As an academic, you do realize that your department can be restructured, your job can be re-evaluated, and the face-to-face Socratic teaching model you seem so fond of is going the way of the Tasmanian tiger.*

    What you "feel" is not as important as what you "know."

    Your teaching method of letting learning happen by "rubbing up against a problem" is extremely expensive in terms of time and resources.

    In a country as vast and as spottily populated as Australia, where even the doctors sometimes have to fly to their next patient, telepresence is so much more efficient.

  14. Re:Three words... on BlackBerry CEO: Tablet Market Is Dying · · Score: 1

    The original Motorola handset, 40 years ago, was a brick (in size, weight and shape.) Its has been on a severe diet ever since and its NOT gaining it back.

    That said, a cel phone in a glove with a microphone in the pinky, a speaker in the thumb, a pico-projector on the back of your hand and a gestural interface like the Leap Motion implementation would render both phones and tablets obsolete.

  15. RIM don't have any sales people who could ... on BlackBerry CEO: Tablet Market Is Dying · · Score: 1

    ... sell anything to your daughter.

    If a customer doesn't agree to a meeting and come in with a requirement list and a purchase order, they are utterly hopeless.

    HP threw away Apple's pre-Macintosh market because they never got it either.
    Xerox threw away Apple's Macintosh market because they never got it either.
    Erie/Bucyrus threw away John Deere's and Case's market because they didn't dit it either.

  16. Australian law doesn't mean that ... on Most Companies Will Require You To Bring Your Own Mobile Device By 2017 · · Score: 1

    ... they have to keep you either.

    You don't want to buy a smart phone for work?

    You don't want to work.

  17. But the accountants can get bigger bonuses on Most Companies Will Require You To Bring Your Own Mobile Device By 2017 · · Score: 1

    I fully agree that your employer should be forced to buy phones for those employees that require it, but with off-shoring, out-sourcing or just plain "scarcity of financial resources" (read: "their ass is too cheap to pay when they can get the expense off of the books") you just know its going down that road despite the fact that you don't need an NBA to figure out that its a stupid idea.

    Accountants only have high-school, after all how much learning do you need to figure out addition and subtraction.

    PS: That's how our economy got in such a mess and why its not improving.

  18. Re:Stop asking accountants and ask mining engineer on China Slows Nuclear Expansion · · Score: 1

    Industrial scale geothermal works fine where the crust is thin. (Hawaii, Iceland, Japan, Yellowstone etc.)

    Solar would be used in places where there is lots of sun to melt salt. (Like death valley, Saskatchewan, the Sahara desert, most of the middle east, the Gobi desert, the Atacama desert.)

    Nuclear could/should/would be only used where the crust is too thick or where a source of water is problematic.

  19. Stop asking accountants and ask mining engineers, on China Slows Nuclear Expansion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    stop building nuclear power plants out in the open air and bury the damn things half a kilometer underground.

    Takes care of explosions. (Even if it blows up, get your people out before it blows, seal the shaft and who cares?)
    Takes care of terrorist attacks. (The terrorists are NOT going to dig half kilometer long tunnels to get to your fissiles.)
    Takes care of leakage. (Its half a kilometer down so its not going in your water table.)
    Takes care of waste disposal. (You just dig a bunch of side chambers.)
    Takes care of expansion. (You just dig a bunch of side chambers.)
    Takes care of exposure. (It never sees the light of day, it never gets above ground.)

    You can build the cooling towers, the power distribution towers and the offices above ground but BURY all the rest way down deep.

  20. Like they'd turn it down... on Unanimous: Provo Utah Council Approves Google Fiber · · Score: 1

    Really, Provost Utah voted to accept Google fiber.

    Was there ever any doubt that they would?

  21. Re:My theory on Windows 8 Killing PC Sales · · Score: 1

    An SSD is a hardware component. It actually resulte in some major speed increases.

    Other hardware components have not been faring well (PC motherboards are still made with AT type mouse and keyboard connectors. That just kills innovation in the form factor. A corporate PC hasn't substantially changed in twenty years.)

    The OS and office suite market have both matured. (Which is why Microsoft is fighting like hell to sell their concept of software as a subscription service.)

    The PC market has matured. Sales are in free-fall until the inevitable bottoming out

  22. Re:It's easy! on Set Your Watches For the End of Windows XP · · Score: 1

    Trying to avoid the upgrades is pretty much useless.

    My wife's NT 4.0sp2 box got upgraded to XP when it died and she had no choice.

    My wife's XP box got upgraded to 7 when it died and she had no choice.

    My wife's 7 box died and she said "Bugger this for game of soldiers!".

    It got upgraded to a 27" iMac running OS X.

    While she has land-filled 3 PC boxes, my old 2002 Titanium PowerBook G4 is still running, my old 2004 21" iMac G5 is still running, my 2011 17" MacBook Pro is still running and my iPad 3 is still running (of course. :-)

    For consumer grade, Apple products are built pretty sturdily.

  23. Re:WHERE IS NEWS FOR NERDS? on Fighting TSA Harassment of Disabled Travelers · · Score: 1

    I was an OOP developer for about 20 years and IT development manager for about 5 until my MS become too severe and I am now on disability.

    I am now using AmTrak if I possibly ban because I HATE the TSA.

    Those minimum-wage knuckle-dragging troglodytes seem to delight in picking on the disabled, the weak or the sick. (If you can't walk away fast enough, you're screwed.)

    Their conduct has always been disgusting.

    They were idiots when I first ran into 'em in 2002 and they were still idiots last christmas.

  24. Re:30 years for a non violent crime. on Reuters' Matthew Keys Accused of Anonymous Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Madoff was running a Ponzi scheme, taking investors money and pocketing it instead of investing it. Madoff had NO INTENTION of making good on his promises.

    That's not even close.

  25. Poor execution doesn't meen it was a bad idea. on Drones Still Face Major Hurdles In US Airspace · · Score: 1

    Though the idea of using drones for espionage is not a good one either.