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  1. Rock and a hard place on Blue Blu-ray · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Sony tried that "We don't fart and we don't fuck on Blue-Ray" their share-holders would carve them up and eat them raw on vinagered rice patties.

    They REMEMBER the VHS-BetaMax debacle.

    That is not likely to happen again.

    Like Vespasian said, holding up the sesterces collected from the public toilets: "Money has no odor..."

  2. They walk around muttering about... on MIT Engineers World's First Schizophrenic Mice · · Score: 1

    space aliens and cover their heads with tin foil hats.

  3. http://imdb.com/title/tt0055612/ said it best. :-) on MST3K is Back, Sort Of · · Score: 1

    They even a reference to MST3K in it.

  4. Those are GREAT ideas! on PubPat Kills Four Key Monsanto Patents · · Score: 1

    Instead of debugging machine code, you'd be debugging genetic code.

    The gene sequencing, splicing & replicating hardware already exists. (How do you think Monsanto did it?)

    Now we just have to figure out what the 80+% "junk' DNA is...

    Once the process of genomics gets sufficiently advanced, companies like Monsanto will go the way of all flesh.

  5. Unless you can't digest it, then ... on PubPat Kills Four Key Monsanto Patents · · Score: 1

    its less than useless. Its actually harmfull. (I'm thinking of starting a class action lawsuit for the 3% of the population that can't digest the crap that they're polluting the food stock with.)

  6. Uh, this is Africa. Africa folks... on OLPC Used to Browse Porn · · Score: 1

    The bushmen of the Kalahari run around starkers and so do the bush women.

    If you NEED the OLPC project, you probably have better things than clothes to spend your few bucks a week, or a month, on...

    You're not going to shock the children.

    You're going to make them homesick.

  7. Profit? Did somebody say profit? on Making Old Sound Recordings Audible Again · · Score: 1

    We're the RIAA and we'll just relieve you of that.

    All money is OURS! Bwahahaha...

    We won't stop until we can collect on a bee's fart in the forest. Bwahahaha...

    And if you don't like it, well you can just take this here ice pick and shove into your ears. Bwahahaha...

  8. Time to Market??? They aren't exactly rushing... on Worm Claimed For Apple OS X · · Score: 1

    Let 'em fix it.

    And it'll be fixed on the next update of OS X 10.4.x and 10.5 onward.

    Fur Christ sake, I'm not exactly quaking in my boots here...

  9. As an author for 3 of the 4 mags mentioned on Blogs Are Eating Tech Media Alive · · Score: 1

    I feel great, old but great.

    You're right, the articles in Byte, Dr Dobbs and Computer Language Magazine HAD depth. (As did AI Expert, PC AI, Hot-line on Object-Oriented Technology, and a few others.)

    Another big factor is that print ads are a lot less ANNOYING than web ads.

    The magazines had some persistence so they weren't as desperate to get your eyeballs. (You want persistent? I'm looking at an ad for Cromemco Incorporated from the August 1981, [volume 6 number 8] issue of Byte Magazine. :-)

    That why I'm NOT breaking up my podcasts with pre-roll and interstitial ads but instead have short reminder ads post-rolled at the end of my podcast in their own chapters, with images and web links to a full ad hosted on my site.

    When you want it, its there, when you don't its not in your friggin' way.

  10. Gotta love me I'm the baby ... on Fructose As Culprit In the Obesity Epidemic · · Score: 1

    "I'm vibrating..."

    I still get a laugh remembering that episode of "Dinosaurs".

  11. Removing farm subsidies HA hahaha. on Fructose As Culprit In the Obesity Epidemic · · Score: 1

    It would kate 1 growing season.

    Once a crop is dead its dead. That's all there is to it.

    Once crop subsidies are gone (which would save us money) they're gone.

    So how do you make them go away?

    STOP WRITING THE CHEQUES!

    That all it takes. Just remove the check writing authority from some people.

  12. What if you can't BUY anything BUT crap? on Fructose As Culprit In the Obesity Epidemic · · Score: 1

    If you're BUYING it somebody's SELLING it.

    They're going to use the cheapest "government approved" shit that they can get away with to make their dough (and don't get me started on bread. [That plastic-wrapped shit with a shelf-life into the next millenium is NOT bread... {And I'm well aware of the "double-entendre" of dough. }] :-)

    And when "push comes to shove" they'll claim they were following government regulations and be legally liable for none of it, Just like with urea-formaldehyde foam, we taxpayers will be stuck with the bill.

  13. Assuming of course that you now how to cook on Fructose As Culprit In the Obesity Epidemic · · Score: 1

    and have the TIME to do the shopping, the TIME to do the prep, the TIME to do the actual cooking (plus some implements and not an immeasurable amount of skill are also involved) and there's the clean up after which also takes TIME.

    Getting a decent dinner on the table takes TIME.

    Getting a "Murder Burger" at White Castle takes a fraction of the TIME.

    It might kill you slowly but it does it fast.

    Your only contribution is some money.

    All these food companies make their money on convenience (a net saving of minutes per day when you don't have to be in the kitchen [that's when you even have a kitchen {many apartment buildings in New York City don't even HAVE kitchens.}])

  14. Since when does that matter to thugs? on Judge Says No to RIAA Subpoena Request · · Score: 1

    The whole thing is a protection racket (and EVERYBODY needs protection from these guys [if I was Judge Garcia, I would look in my bed for horse's heads.])

  15. Man, you haven't seen my handwriting... :-) on Vista Makes Forensic PC Exam Easier for Lawyers · · Score: 1

    There are some disadvantages to having MS (my hand writing went to hell) but I now have a script of squiggles that makes sense only to me (its not writing, its nmemonic dabbling which gives me clues as to what was happening to me [and around me!] at the time of the dabble.)

    As such its as individualistic and unbreakable as a crypto "one-time-pad."

  16. You were expecting a new tail maybe? on Gadgets Have Taken Over For Our Brains · · Score: 1

    Of course nothing has changed in the mechanics of the biology curriculum.

  17. Screw that... on Giant Squid Washed Ashore in Australia · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides that, two foot wide calimari rings probably end up tasting like erasers.

  18. Actually, its the internet, on Putting Canadian Piracy in Perspective · · Score: 1

    and the fools are still in print.

    We can SEE all these #1 ratings, (in localized e-copies of 'print' issues,) all contradicting each other, so we can deduce that we're being fed a load of crap.

    And then the **AAs wonder why we don't believe them... :-)

  19. Corporations buy congressmen... on U.S. Court Denies Webcasters' Stay Petition · · Score: 1

    And that's just tough for us.

  20. RIAA meet Mullah Omar. He hates music too, on U.S. Court Denies Webcasters' Stay Petition · · Score: 1

    but he's able to just issue a fatwah and everybody's ears get chopped off.

    "RIAA meet Mullah Omar" or "Cupidity meet Stupidity"

    I'll just listen to my podcasts, full of podsafe music and watch them all screw each other to death.

  21. But at 75 ... on World's Fastest Broadband Connection — 40 Gbps · · Score: 0

    the **AAs won't be too happy that she's deaf as post and blind as a bat.

  22. A salary is hardly a zero-cost... on CUPS Purchased By Apple Inc. · · Score: 1

    Apple has bought CUPS to forestall any problems coming from using the GPL (like those M$ is PRETENDING they don 't have.)

  23. Hey if its the LAST living mouse lemur on Earth, on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 1

    its only a matter of time.

    I say crack up the video camera and give the lonely l'il feller the "ride of a lifetime!"

    (Keep the goop on ice and maybe we can figure out what MAKES a lemur.)

  24. If you want it to last, and last, and last... on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 1

    Remember, "homemaker style" consumer class equipment pales in comparison to professional equipment.

    Even at that, $400 for a blender puts it into pro-sumer class.

  25. That's RAPE-seed oil. on Compound From Olive-Pomace Oil Inhibits HIV Spread · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No wonder its called Canola oil these days.