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  1. Profit on Don't Share That Law! It's Copyrighted · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Copyright state laws for states that haven't copyrighted their own laws yet.
    2) Copyright California Bills before they're passed into law (since they're only copyrighting their LAWS.
    2) Sue.
    4) Profit!


    No ??? step?!? Something is seriously wrong here!
    That something must be that copyrighting laws is the stupidest idea that's ever been conceived.

  2. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds on The Sun Has First Spotless Month Since 1913 · · Score: 1

    This article is Spot Off!

  3. Re:Special one on New Study Shows Solar System Is Uncommon · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! You've just won a trip to the Island for an all expenses paid vacation!

  4. Re:Under which model? on New Study Shows Solar System Is Uncommon · · Score: 1

    Are you friends with a man named "Hall"? First name "KidsInThe"?

  5. Re:Have you every programmed a gravity sim? on New Study Shows Solar System Is Uncommon · · Score: 1

    42.

    At long last!!! The slashdot conversation machine has arrived at the answer!

  6. Re:It's Simple on SPORE Released 5 Days Early In Australia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah yes, the dreaded Australopeniscus.

  7. Re:So what? on Laboring Longer a Growing Trend For Americans · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it definitely has nothing to do with people buying bigger TV's, better surround sound, newer computers, new cars, and buying the Jones' house.

    I say we blame the French. That's worked out pretty well for us in the past.

  8. Re:How about some good news? I could use it. on Scammers Riding the Gustav Wave · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you want something that will really warm your heart you should have seen how cute those little foreign kids were in their mud huts with their coke-bottle shoes as they made those flashlights by candlelight!

    It was adorable!!!

  9. Re:I'm sure their motives are pure... on Scammers Riding the Gustav Wave · · Score: 1

    I'm sure his tactic of selling the domains to the highest bidder will keep them out of the hands of evil wealthy industriali...... heyyyyy wait a minute!

  10. Re:Now you're talking! on Scammers Riding the Gustav Wave · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're more likely to be carrying a larger percentage of their worldly possessions as they flee.

    Sweet!! More polydent, depends, and preparation-H than I could ever have dreamed of owning!

    Retirement, here I come!!!

  11. Re:If only,if only... on Laboring Longer a Growing Trend For Americans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They'd invest it in some awesome way, like giving your money to China to plan for your future of not having to be a slave to the Chinese when they call in the debt!

    Hooray for big government! Who's with me!?

  12. Re:If only... on Laboring Longer a Growing Trend For Americans · · Score: 2, Funny

    So would the people who RTFA would get the same pension as everyone who just reads Slashdot?

    Sounds pretty much the same as the working world to me...

  13. Re:If only... on Laboring Longer a Growing Trend For Americans · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If only if only
    the wood pecker sighs
    the bark on the trees was as soft as
    the sky
    as the wolf waits below
    hungry and lonely
    he cries to the moo-oo-oon
    if only if only

  14. Re:Joins? on Could There Be Life On Titan? · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that every investigation into finding life outside of earth demonstrates the observer effect.

    By bringing equipment from earth to another place, there is always the possibility that some microscopic organism, hearty bacteria, etc... will have come along for the ride, thus introducing life into the environment being examined.

  15. Different Approach on Dell Loses Bid To Trademark "Cloud Computing" · · Score: 1

    They should have gone with "Cumulonimbus Capillatus Computing".

    Heck of a lot more fun to say.

  16. Re:nannies on Fallout 3 Edited Version To Hit Australian Shelves · · Score: 1

    nannies trying to feed you the Australian bottle of ignorance

    A.K.A. Vegemite

  17. Re:Lucas obviously doesn't read slashdot... on Lucas Researching Concept For New Indiana Jones Film · · Score: 1

    Indiana Jones and Duke Nukem Forever.

  18. Re:Big and black on White House Briefed On "Potential For Life" On Mars · · Score: 1

    What they've ACTUALLY found is GOLD!

    There's GOLD in them thar regoliths!!!!

    In other news, NASA has just received trillions of dollars in funding from businesses who have taken a sudden interest in the space program.

  19. Re:Organic molecules on White House Briefed On "Potential For Life" On Mars · · Score: 1

    What are the odds that *we* brought life to Mars?

    Perhaps some sort of bacteria or other microorganism capable of surviving harsh conditions managed to survive on the journey from earth to mars.

    Whether there was life on Mars or not before, perhaps there is now because of us?

  20. Re:Degradation of rights for nothing on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    I had another thought just after clicking submit...

    "Private entity" could also mean a competing business... Certain large shady corporations hand enough money to DHS under the table, and suddenly small competing software firms start having their laptops "confiscated indefinitely to combat terrorism".

  21. Re:Degradation of rights for nothing on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    Also, officials may share copies of the laptop's contents with other agencies and private entities for language translation, data decryption, or other reasons, according to the policies

    You know, this sounds like the perfect loophole for software pirates. They should all go get jobs working for DHS, since they'll be legally allowed to confiscate and copy anything they want.

  22. Re:I wonder.... on Leaked Wolverine Origin Trailer Makes the Rounds · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but, if you're a slashdot reader, chances are good Hugh Jackman would kick your ass in a real fight, so I'd say he's more suited to the role.

  23. Re:The best for them on New Search Engine Cuil Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 1

    More likely they're trying to be bought by Micro-soft-boiled (or at least receive under the table funding) to assist in the mission to "crush" google.

  24. Re:Right. on Online Colleges Could Spy On Students – By Law · · Score: 1

    While I agree wholeheartedly with the point you made, I would also point out that cheating and rule-breaking are two different things...

    Cheating is inherently a lie - deception in order to wear the trappings of success. Rule-breaking might be necessary in many situations, but never in the form of deception for personal gain.

  25. Re:Right. on Online Colleges Could Spy On Students – By Law · · Score: 1

    I'd say the CIA is always looking for people.