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The Sun Has First Spotless Month Since 1913

radioweather writes "August 2008 has made solar history. As of 00 UTC September 1st 2008 (5PM PST) we just witnessed the first spotless calendar month since June 1913.This was determined according to sunspot data from NOAA's National Geophysical Data Center, which goes back to 1749. In the 95 years since 1913, we've had quite an active sun, but activity has been declining in the last few years. The sun today is a nearly featureless sphere and has been spotless for 42 days total, but this is the first full calendar month since 1913 for a spotless sun. And there are other indicators of the sun being in a funk. Australia's space weather agency recently revised their solar cycle 24 forecast, pushing the expected date for a ramping up of cycle 24 sunspots into the future by six months." As one of the links above indicate, there was a "sunspeck" reported August 21/22, though. Reader MikeyTheK adds a link to a story at Daily Tech on the spotless record.

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  1. The real reason this is News for Nerds by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sun has discovered the best acne medication in the universe.

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    1. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Macthorpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All joking aside, does anyone else get the feeling they're changing the definition of a sunspot just so they can claim it was a spotless month?

      "Sunspeck" my arse.

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    2. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course. We have to show everyone that global warming is caused by a lack of sunspots, rather than the more obvious problem of excessive greenhouse gases. After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

    3. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Serenissima · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that it should probably be titled "It's been a spotless month, from the part of the sun that we can actually see - I mean, who knows what's happening on the other side?"

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    4. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, the sun does rotate in 25-36 days (25 days at equator and 36 days at the poles).

    5. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention that it should probably be titled "It's been a spotless month, from the part of the sun that we can actually see - I mean, who knows what's happening on the other side?"

      So what you're saying is the article should really say "The Sun, after centuries of being mercilessly mocked by Earthlings for its persistent spotting problems, has decided to turn around and show the Earth its backside from now on."

    6. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      I blame Geroge Bush for all this. Notice this report is out and FEMA hasn't responded yet.

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    7. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by everphilski · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are a number of techniques to image the far side of the sun.

    8. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Troed · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, on the contrary. Small "sunspecks" cannot be seen without modern equipment and thus do not exist in the earlier records.

    9. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by ZeroFactorial · · Score: 1

      This article is Spot Off!

    10. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

      Dunno about changing definitions, but when my club set up for our big annual star party, the solar observing was a complete bust - no flares, no spots, just a big rubber ball....

    11. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Scaba · · Score: 1, Funny

      The sun has discovered the best acne medication in the universe.

      ...which is Proactiv. I'll be straight up with you - the sun don't want no bumps on its face, so it's using Proactiv, which helps moisturize its situation and preserve its sexy.

    12. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by cluckshot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out NASA's Space Weather site or the Stereo pictures NASA is getting and you will not wonder what is going on on the back side of the sun.

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    13. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

      Would be funny if it wasn't true - my mother-in-law just told me that global warming doesn't matter because when the world ends it will be an act of God and there will be nothing we can do about it anyway. The implications of this worldview are frightening.

    14. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      We have to show everyone that global warming is caused by a lack of sunspots...
      But, that is not true. It is the other way around. The lack of sunspots is caused by global warming.

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    15. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's hardly more of a stretch than the fact that global warming "caused" the earthquake that made the big tsunami a couple years ago... how many times did we hear that claim (more than a couple for me, anyway)?

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    16. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, tell the truth, you'd rather blame Clinton for it, as you know that his lies have something to do with it. Who cares if it's eight years later, that 30% needs someone to blame except Bush.

    17. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I blame Clinton for the 8 years of abnormally high sun spot activity during the 90s.

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    18. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      We are being "mooned" by the sun?

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    19. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      There'd be one big spot if that were the case. Sunstarfish, you understand.

    20. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Gilmoure · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How exactly was Obama, as you kids say, 'PWNED'?

      He's not really the Sun King?

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    21. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Would be funny if it wasn't true - my mother-in-law just told me that global warming doesn't matter because when the world ends it will be an act of God and there will be nothing we can do about it anyway. The implications of this worldview are frightening.

      The real sad part is, if she truely believed that then she would also believe/realize that we've been charged by God to be stewards of the land till that time. In other words, we should still care because he'll be taking it out of our security deposit.

    22. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we will finally be able to see the dark side of the sun?

    23. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      She sounds like a witch. BURN HER!

    24. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by indytx · · Score: 1

      After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

      The implications of this worldview are frightening.

      These views aren't frightening to those who have them. Quite the opposite, I suspect.

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    25. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (disclaimer: I'm a christian with a CS degree)

      After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

      I know you were joking. But I thought I'd throw in what christians actually believe. The earth isn't destroyed in the rapture, directly anyway. In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      Having said that, christians have been predicting the rapture for centuries. And jesus comes right out and says that it's going to seem like it's taking forever and should be any minute when it's really far in the future.

      So it's silly for people to use that as an excuse to not care about the environment. The destruction of the environment is not a christian value so I'm not sure why these people are thinking like this. Must be either an extra helping of crazy, dumb, or both.

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    26. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by kf6auf · · Score: 1

      I can't find information anywhere on how long sunspots last, but if they last less than 12 days (which seems reasonable) then they could have occurred on the other side of the sun during the 12.5-18 day window when we couldn't see that area.

    27. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would be funny if it wasn't true - my mother-in-law just told me that global warming doesn't matter because when the world ends it will be an act of God and there will be nothing we can do about it anyway. The implications of this worldview are frightening.

      It doesn't even make sense within the worldview.

      Even assuming that the world won't end until God's ready, that leaves plenty of room for us to screw up the planet and make life hard. If the entire east coast of America is submerged under the sea, the world isn't ended, now is it?

      That kind of thing is moral & intellectual laziness in any worldview.

    28. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      ...just because she believes in a deity who will end the world you assume she also believes that deity put us in charge of taking care of the earth? I know this is Slashdot, but don't put everyone who believes in a God or Gods into a single group please...

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    29. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by computechnica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wish they would drink some Kool-aid and leave now. They really annoy the rest of us already fending for ourselves trying to make the Real world a better place.

    30. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      All joking aside, does anyone else get the feeling they're changing the definition of a sunspot just so they can claim it was a spotless month?

      Sure, companies cook the books all the time. Why should Sun be any different? A spotless month sounds great to shareholders.

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    31. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's interesting you say that. There's supposed to be a awesome party afterwards... but it wont last.

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    32. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I know you were joking. But I thought I'd throw in what christians actually believe. The earth isn't destroyed in the rapture, directly anyway. In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      Oh, I know. I know. I simply can't wait!!!

    33. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by everphilski · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Barack doesn't even vet Clinton, thinks the Clinton voters will just fall in line, and out comes Palin. While Palin is a different breed of woman than Clinton, feminism is back on the table.

      Certainly, most Clinton supporters will vote Obama if they stick to issues, but even Bill Clinton made the "hypothetical" case for John McCain (google "candidate X candidate Y" if you haven't heard it), and if they can identify with Palin, it makes it that much more palatable. What Obama dismissed as being a non-issue lives on and out of his control. (Not to mention the Clintons controlled half the democratic convention that was supposed to be his coronation, but now we are really off topic...)

    34. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...just because she believes in a deity who will end the world you assume she also believes that deity put us in charge of taking care of the earth? I know this is Slashdot, but don't put everyone who believes in a God or Gods into a single group please...

      Pretty much every established religion I know of sets forward the premise that one of our obligations for not being wiped off the planet summarily is being the caretakers.

      The various Abrahamic, the Dharmic, and the Taoic religions all present the idea in one form or the other.

      I know this is Slashdot, the realm of the overly pedantic, but please try not to have such a hair trigger. It was a valid assumption to make.

    35. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your alternate worldview? The universe dies an unavoidable heat trillions of years from now?

      Now tell me which will have a better affect on behavior.

      1) The end game of the universe is death, nothing can stop that. Even if I am the most kind and helpful person and contribute vast amounts of knowledge, it will all go away.

      2) God will come to restore the universe so that we can live forever. My actions have an eternal impact.

    36. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by mrops · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't blame bush, it is your own doing, plastic bottles, big engine cars, dependency on fossil fuel. What more evidence do we need!

    37. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Hellpop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, those big engine cars really affect those sunspots adversely. Damn Hummers...

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    38. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't blame this on him. He's been trying to get NASA to land a man on the sun for several years now, so I'd say he's way ahead of the game.

    39. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by griffman99h · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm no expert. I just stare at the sun too much :p

      first off. sun spots do tend to last longer than 12 days.... the larger objects can sometimes be recognized on their second or third passes. that's more common during solar max...

      now If you look at the green, EIT spectrum from SOHO..sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov (which reveals magnetic forces really well) where the sunspots are going to form is very obvious.. so even the minute "sun specks" are visible as large areas of twisting magnetic energy. the magnetic field lines have to get pretty concentrated to form a visible sunspot...

      ...also keep in mind SOHO wasn't in space back in 1913 so what they are calling a "sun Speck" would not have been a visible "spot" to the telescopes of the time..

      I find it funny they keep pushing back cycle 24 start time.. a year ago it was suppose to be a noticeable increase back in April. the lengths people go to so as to avoid a panic just astounds me.

    40. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the sun ROTATES

      So I'd say just watch it for about a month and you'll get to see the 'whole thing'.

      But thanks for playing.

    41. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Good argument. However, personal belief doesn't always coincide with the belief of the establishment, which was my original (and, thanks to my pre-breakfast state, poorly worded) point. Most Catholics I know (which are most Christians I know given my particular set of friends) don't believe in the entire doctrine of the Church--they, as well as myself, make exceptions for particular dogmas and laws. And many, many world religions especially make these exceptions when it comes to the relationship between empirical and religious authorities (sometimes causing a pleasant coexistence of metaphysical belief, other times causing a split of what that person believes is "real" and "spirit").
      But you are correct, and it was a valid assumption to make. Excuse my above comment.

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    42. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by hclewk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or, if you RTFA, you realize that the lack of sunspots causes global cooling.

      From TFA:

      In the past 1000 years, three previous such events -- the Dalton, Maunder, and SpÃrer Minimums, have all led to rapid cooling. One was large enough to be called a "mini ice age".

    43. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Barack doesn't even vet Clinton, thinks the Clinton voters will just fall in line, and out comes Palin. While Palin is a different breed of woman than Clinton, feminism is back on the table.

      Huh? Palin is anti-feminist, subscribing to Christian fundamentalist beliefs that severely curtail a woman's right to do a great many things. And Obama didn't vet Clinton because she asked not to be vetted unless she was going to be the veep. Since he didn't want her, he went along with her wishes.

      The only similarity between Palin and Clinton is that they both have vaginas. On all of the issues they completely disagree. That would be like saying that if Clinton won the nomination, McCain could take that Alan Keynes guy (black republican stunt candidate) as his veep and it would be exactly the same. No frickin' way. The only similarity between the two is that they're black and male.

      I'm not saying that there will be no Clintonistas voting McCain because of Palin, but I don't think that there will be a landslide and I think those that do are being contemptibly silly.

      Certainly, most Clinton supporters will vote Obama if they stick to issues, but even Bill Clinton made the "hypothetical" case for John McCain (google "candidate X candidate Y" if you haven't heard it), and if they can identify with Palin, it makes it that much more palatable. What Obama dismissed as being a non-issue lives on and out of his control. (Not to mention the Clintons controlled half the democratic convention that was supposed to be his coronation, but now we are really off topic...)

      I think the Palin threat isn't so much from Hillary defectors but Christian fundies energized by the chance to "geat a real Christian in the White House," dismissing that every modern president has provided at least lip-service to Christianity, Carter was openly Christian, Reagan stage-acted the role masterfully while undercutting everything Christ stood for, and Bush laid claim to being a born-again evangelist. Much of the Obama advantage will be sheer conservative fatigue, dependably Republican voters being too disgusted to go out and vote. But if the thought of Palin mobilizes them to get out and vote, that could be a real risk. But Clinton defectors? I don't see that as likely.

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    44. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Vermyndax · · Score: 1

      Having said that, christians have been predicting the rapture for centuries. And jesus comes right out and says that it's going to seem like it's taking forever and should be any minute when it's really far in the future.

      So, what you're saying is... the code is still in development and QA hasn't signed off on it yet? Seems like Jesus is harping on a schedule-driven project here.

    45. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame Barack Obama - he's the one calling for all the change!

    46. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      This is because George Bush hates hot people.

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    47. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I'd throw in what christians actually believe. The earth isn't destroyed in the rapture, directly anyway. In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear.

      Rapture is not believed by whole Christians, but just a small part which lives in the USA.

      E.g. Catholics do not believe in Rapture at all, it sounds so New Age for them and we (*) know Rapture just from US Movies and a funny "The Simpsons" episode.

      (* "we" as in I was stronghly Catholic once, now I'm happily Bright).

    48. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by lgw · · Score: 1

      World of Warcraft: after killing Illidan continuously I finally found out how to beat him; stop paying your monthly fee.

      The Tao Of Programming 8.3 tells us:

      A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day. The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game. ``Excuse me,'' he said, ``may I examine it?''

      The novice bolted to attention and handed the device to the master. ``I see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium, and Hard,'' said the master. ``Yet every such device has another level of play, where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be conquered by the human.''

      ``Pray, great master,'' implored the novice, ``how does one find this mysterious setting?''

      The master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it underfoot. And suddenly the novice was enlightened.

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    49. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At this point, she has as much evidence for her world-view as you have for your prophecy that "east coast of America is submerged under the sea" is a real prospect.

      People of diffeent religions should work on tolerance of one another's religious views.

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    50. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "More obvious".

      So wait ... something VERY large is warming up. Let's see ... 2 sources of power could be responsible ... One is the sun ... the other is human power consumption.

      One source of power emits about 400 000 000 000 000 000 GW of power constantly, and has indeed been increasing in power output by nearly 2% (which is more power than the human race will consume before the end of the solar system at current rates)

      The other source is lots of tiny specs, totalling less than 700 GW, and, mostly during summer in the northern hemisphere, drops below 500.

      Note that a 0.02% increase in output by the large source is literally enough power to biol the oceans into space. It's actual increase in power output is enough power to vaporize the entire planet ten times over.

      The planet gets a little bit warmer, notably ... about 2% ( a bit more, a bit less, depending on whether you believe certain "adjustments" both up and down of the temperature readings). Now who would be responsible ?

      I realise that you've got GW science, but let's not kid ourselves. The "obvious" source of warming is the sun. Let's not forget that the sun caused at least 7 massive heatwaves, some lasting thousands of years, and double as many ice ages.

      Can you please describe GW as a complex, non-trivial and counterintuitive scientific theory that *might* match observations ? You're making many people look *VERY* bad)

    51. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by lgw · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, Artic ice has been growing, not shrinking for the last year or so. I wonder whether the lack of sunspots preceeds or follows the cooling of the Sun (the cooling of the Earth would of course lag the cooling of the Sun by some time).

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    52. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by dwye · · Score: 1

      > We have to show everyone that global warming is caused by a lack of sunspots

      Sorry. Global Warming is ameliorated by a lack of sunspots. Sunspots, although cooler than the main disk, are an indication that the Sun is putting out more energy, not less. There were far fewer sunspots during the Little Ice Age than just before it or in its early stages, when they had been discovered.

      > After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

      Well, first you have to believe that the Rapture is really supposed to occur before the Time of Tribulation, which even a cursory read of Revelations demonstrates is NOT what is predicted, by any stretch. Therefore, an inerrant Bible implies that there will be no easy way out, like that. Furthermore, everyone moving things along towards Armageddon works for the other side, so probably you shouldn't help, unless Eternal Damnation is your idea of fun.

    53. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      The change on this department seems to be colder weather with less - and more expensive oil of course.

      Some even claim that will be better for "life". Not for human life, that's for sure.

    54. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was told that for all means and purposes, the second coming of Christ will occur at the end of time; therefore, that implies the end of the world as we know it (and all the Creation, for that matter).
      After some truly horrifying events, humankind will be judged regardless of religion, sex, age or even the trivial fact of being dead or alive.

      Anyway, as far as christian faith interpretations go YMMV.

    55. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know this is Slashdot, the realm of the overly pedantic

      I believe the more correct term would be "excessively". ;)

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    56. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by gangien · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the entire east coast of America is submerged under the sea, the world isn't ended, now is it?

      sounds good to me! Westside for life!

    57. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard recently the next 10 years are supposed to be global cooling. They blamed it on trade winds, which doesn't make much sense to me because even if winds redistribute heat, isn't the overall temperature of the globe unaffected by winds? The fact that sun activity is very low right now might be a better indicator of why things are cooling.

    58. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      So, the mankind fends for itself, just like it has for eons, but all the religious zealots will be gone. Is there anything I can do to speed up the Rapture?

    59. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

      I have no idea where you got the idea of Arctic ice growing? Maybe it doesn't get as small as last year, but still second smallest in the measured history. You know there are natural variations in the ice formation. Besides melting season is not over, it can still shrink to lowest ever.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7585645.stm

    60. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Hmm, given overly is defined as "To an excessive degree" in the three online dictionaries I looked at, I'm not certain I would agree that excessively would be more correct as much as just an alternative.

      However, there is an arguement that Slashdot is not the realm of the overly pedantic as much as it is a realm infested with the same. After all, "realm of" implies a measure of control or 'rulership', and as we've all seen Slashdot's editors are far from pedantic.

    61. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's lots of data summarized here: http://global-warming.accuweather.com/2008/04/arctic_sea_ice_is_unusually_th_1.html

      Ice has been thicker in 2008 than 2007, but you get upticks in downtrends, so who knows.

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    62. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

      The question to ask now is if a sunspeck is smaller than a plutoid.

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    63. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      At this point, she has as much evidence for her world-view as you have for your prophecy that "east coast of America is submerged under the sea" is a real prospect.

      Oh, it is - and it doesn't even have to with Global Warming, just a "little" landslide on La Palma.

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    64. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      (disclaimer: I'm a christian with a CS degree)

      After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

      I know you were joking. But I thought I'd throw in what christians actually believe. The earth isn't destroyed in the rapture, directly anyway. In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      That's why I don't understand why (American) Christians seem to love the "Left Behind" series.

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    65. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      So, the mankind fends for itself, just like it has for eons, but all the religious zealots will be gone. Is there anything I can do to speed up the Rapture?

      Paint "666" on your forehead, marry someone of your own gender, and vote for the Democratic Party.

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    66. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sun is a battery. When it comes to batteries it seems pretty obvious that the people of this planet have poor karma. i say her and now that the sun only has 4 billion, not five billion, years left before she roasts us and toasts us.

    67. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by nametaken · · Score: 1

      So... uh... the Sun Mooned the Earth?

    68. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all the Catholics and Orthodox Christians who don't believe in the rapture aren't Christians?

    69. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      I'm already there.

    70. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by pgillan · · Score: 1

      I know you were joking. But I thought I'd throw in what christians actually believe. The earth isn't destroyed in the rapture, directly anyway. In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      Holy crap, that sounds awesome. Please tell me what I can do to hasten the coming of this "rapture". Do you have a newsletter?

    71. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Why should I be tolerant of a religious view that promotes making the world overpopulated and eventually uninhabitable? The Evangelical Christian view we are discussing directly harms me and my family.

      IMHO, those people need to be stopped. We practical, considerate and caring atheists should take active steps to put a stop to this Christian agenda. For example, educating people and openly speaking out against religions that promote believing what you are told instead of questioning authority and thinking for yourself. Why should I be tolerant? Why should I allow people to be deluded by cults of psychological manipulation? If I value my fellow man is it not my duty to enable them to be free thinkers?

      I personally know Christians who are against environmental laws and anything viewed as "left-wing", and they literally cite rapture as the reason. I know ex-Christians who have told me this is the common view shared and "taught" in their Churches, right around the same time they are told who to vote for.

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    72. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear.

      I do hope you are right.

    73. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by jazman · · Score: 1

      > all the religious zealots will be gone

      Nope, only the Christians, you'll still have all the Muslims and everyone who thinks they're Christian but aren't.
      Also the Rapture will essentially prove that everything we've said all along is true and that final judgement is very imminent, and things are going to start getting VERY hairy. There's still hope though, although you get to lose your head, so it's far better to become a Christian before the rapture than after it.
      If we're wrong then the Rapture won't happen at all (at least, not to the Christians).

      Read all about it in Revelation, starting at Chapter 6. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=73&chapter=6&version=31
      Either it's what you can expect, or it's what us poor sad deluded fools believe, so either way it's got to be worth a look.

      Eschatology (study of the end times) is a difficult subject and there are several different opinions on the Rapture, the Millennium, whether or not the church has to go through the Tribulation and so on, so don't read any of this too literally. What you can take out of it though, and what all eschatology students agree on, is that it's not going to be a walk in the park.

    74. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      You never hear much about the undersea volcanism in the Arctic. There've been several major eruptions since the late nineties. One would think that might contribute to melting, I'd at least like to see some analysis. It may just be a "who knows" since estimating the magma outflow might be hard.

      I expect it to be a cold winter this year.

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    75. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Christians haven't been predicting the rapture for centuries. The whole rapture thing didn't really come around until the 19th century[Wikipedia].

    76. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomorrow's headline today: "It was The SUN what spun it".

    77. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      You know, just claiming stuff really proves your point.

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    78. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      1.) I'm a theologically conservative Christian, too. (The word "evangelical" has lost much of its meaning, so I don't know how useful it is anymore.) As far as I know, I completely share the theology of the AC's mother-in-law.

      2.) I didn't say that I believe it's a real prospect. I said that her attitude is irrational. It doesn't make sense to dismiss the possibility of man-made global warming or other potential disasters on the theory that God won't let the world end till he's ready. We should judge such things on their merits, and take action where it makes sense.

    79. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      You ought to educate people and openly speak against believing what you're told instead of questioning authority and thinking for yourself.

      You ought to speak against promotion of unrestrained population growth or other forms of environmental mismanagement.

      And speaking as a theologically conservative "evangelical" Christian, I would join you in both.

    80. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Darby · · Score: 1

      Having said that, christians have been predicting the rapture for centuries. And jesus comes right out and says that it's going to seem like it's taking forever and should be any minute when it's really far in the future.

      Of course, he also comes right out and says that he'd be back within the lifetimes of those who were currently alive.
      If you're just going to pick and choose random parts of what he said to believe, why not just do the sane thing and deal with the fact that it's all a fairy tale? Seriously. Be a thinker, not a believer.

      Must be either an extra helping of crazy, dumb, or both.

      We're talking about people who believe that there's a magical, invisible fairy in the sky blaming us for his decisions and constantly changing his mind about what is or is not an offense requiring people to be brutally murdered for. It's both and they are both an inherent part of religious faith.

       

    81. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barack Obama got PWNED: McCain/Palin '08!

      Yes, because a worn out old dinosaur who learned nothing from his time in a prison camp and a bobble headed welfare mother who is so irresponsible as to have raised an unwed teen mother is really what we need now after almost a decade of the same old shit?

      What a fucking diseased moron you are.

    82. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Except global warming will not be the end of the world. If "and it has not been proven." that global warming is caused by man then it is no more God will than a war, murder, or child abuse.
      It will be the result of mans free will and as in all things there will be consequence for our actions.
      Global warming isn't a biblical world ending event.
      And while I have not seen proof that global warming is man made. I am all for not pushing our luck. Cutting CO2 sounds like a good plan just in case.

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    83. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      And why I'm voting for McCain. He's building up quite a repertou of hot people.

      And yes I did make up the spelling of repertou and don't feel like looking it up.

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    84. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, You Don't Call THAT A F#$%$#G SUNSPOT---Where Have You Been Hibernating The Last 50 Years ?????

  2. Bad summer by tsa · · Score: 1

    Great, now I know why summer this year was, well, pretty nonexistant really.

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    1. Re:Bad summer by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Great, now I know why summer this year was, well, pretty nonexistant really.

      Speak for yourself. It was already 85F outside as of 10:00 a.m..

    2. Re:Bad summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. I still do all my reckoning based on the position of the constellations. You folks who use GPS, Rand-McNally maps or gas station attendants are all idiots.

      Get real, dude. The fact is we are ALL dependent on technology.

    3. Re:Bad summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious where you live because here on the west coast it was not "non-existent" and my friends scattered all over the midwest agree.

    4. Re:Bad summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've heard rumours of places outside of the midwest. Some even tell strange tales of places which are not part of the US at all! But you're American, so you can just ignore all that.

    5. Re:Bad summer by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Is that warm?

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    6. Re:Bad summer by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone killed summer.
      Temperatures were much lower than average.
      Skies were much more overcast.
      I didn't even see a Michael Jordan Ballpark Frank commercial.

      Global warming my ass.

    7. Re:Bad summer by snowraver1 · · Score: 2

      Agreed, this is /., a community full of armchair scientists. At least use SI units!

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    8. Re:Bad summer by treeves · · Score: 1

      OK, almost 30C as of 41.67 centi-days.

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    9. Re:Bad summer by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean almost 303 degrees Kelvin.

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    10. Re:Bad summer by treeves · · Score: 1
      You're right. Degrees Celsius is an SI-derived unit, not SI.

      It's 303 K or 303 kelvins, though, not degrees Kelvin.

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  3. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're all going to die...!

    1. Re:Hmm by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
      We're all going to die...!

      No shit. Nobody questions that. It is all about how much you are going to be taxed on the way there, and maybe beyond.

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    2. Re:Hmm by ciej · · Score: 1

      studies have shown that 10 out of 10 people die.

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  5. Re:Standby and get ready! by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    to 'prove' that global warming isn't manmade.

          There we go, asking people to prove negatives again. Why don't you start by proving that it IS man-made?

          Or conversely, prove that it ISN'T caused by the belly button lint of invisible space goats.

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  6. Good news fro my daughter! by R2.0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I keep telling her those unsightly blemishes will clear up in time - now I have proof!

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  7. Does this mean less solar output? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know if this means the Earth gets less solar energy? Will there be global cooling because the sun has less output?

    1. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by locofungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      2008 is going to be the coolest year of the 21st century so far. A combination of an el nina and low sunspot activity. But it's still on target to be one of the warmest years on record. It ought to have been one of the coldest years on record.

      Tim.

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    2. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Just what I was wondering. I really wonder how much an input it has on temperature here, and how long the low activity trend will last.

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    3. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by Troed · · Score: 1

      Why? (And please include the PDO in your answer)

    4. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by JWW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that "on-target" bit is a bit of wishful thinking on the part of climatologists that la nina will break and temps will shoot up.

      I the area I live, temperatures have been below average ALL year. This year we've had the latest snowfall I can remember in my lifetime, the latest date I can remember for the ice going off the lakes, unseasonably cold whether including the latest frost I can remember, a late start to spring planting.

      Where I live it would take considerably above average temperatures for the entire rest of the year to get this year even close to being just average. Its nowhere near top ten where I live.

      Cue the "it GLOBAL warming, your region might not be warmer," I certainly expect that response. However, that response reminds me of people who state that Mars' northern icecap is shrinking and the common debunking Global Warming alarmists give for that is that the warming on Mars is just "regional."

      What I'm seeing where I live with regards to Global Warming isn't convincing me that its a crisis. In fact, if we have another 4-5 years of unseasonably cold springs, I'd really begin to think global cooling was on the way. Yes, spring and summer where I live have been shockingly cold this year.

    5. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone know if this means the Earth gets less solar energy? Will there be global cooling because the sun has less output?

      Sunspots do not correlate with solar heating by irradiation in the sense of "the sun feels warm on my skin." However, they do correlate with the degree that the upper atmosphere gets swept by magnetic fields and particles from the sun, and this in turn appears to have an effect upon cloud formation -- changes of 3-4% in cloudiness and concurrent changes in cloud top temperatures have been correlated to the 11 and 22 year solar (sunspot) cycles -- and that affects the amount of energy that reaches the ground. More info here.

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    6. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by gnuman99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. It is global. Not regional. Arctic is continuing to warm despite "cold in my area" bull.

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7585645.stm

      2. We know *SHIT* about mars climate.

      3. Solar output is monitored.

      It is really sad when these deniers bring out Mars as their joker card when they are talking about Global Warming. Just few years ago they were saying that there is not enough data on EARTH to even say that EARTH was warming. But given one or two data points on other planet from REMOTE INDIRECT OBSERVATION and they launch themselves to conclusions about it.

      It is sad that these people justify their positions by their "beliefs" without knowing or understanding any data.

      Is it SO difficult to go to the library, you know, sit down and read the temperature read some books about expeditions to the arctic? Number of people that died trying to conquer it?? Now we have people kayaking to the damn north pole!!

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7588329.stm

      But no, there is no global warming. The ice just "went because god made it so"

    7. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by Dan100 · · Score: 1

      You miss the point.

      If solar output was so significant, we wouldn't just be having a year a little cooler than the last ten or so but still above the long-term average, we'd be having glaciers in Texas.

      There is natural variation in the climate. There's also a better than 90% chance that man's activities have increasing the global average temperature for the last 150 years and are continuing to do so.

    8. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by SpcCowboy · · Score: 1

      2008 is going to be the coolest year of the 21st century so far. A combination of an el nina and low sunspot activity. But it's still on target to be one of the warmest years on record. It ought to have been one of the coldest years on record.

      Tim.

      That makes the assumption that the heat here on earth magically resets itself every year. The earth stores thermal energy, that's why everyone is worried about an out of control greenhouse effect. So even though the heat input this year might be one of the lowest ever, residual heat from previous warm years will still keep the temperature up.

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    9. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, I don't believe that you understand what drives your region's 'normal' climate well enough to grok in what way Global Warming is purported to modify that climate.

      Cue the "it GLOBAL warming, your region might not be warmer," I certainly expect that response. However, that response reminds me of people who state that Mars' northern icecap is shrinking and the common debunking Global Warming alarmists give for that is that the warming on Mars is just "regional."

      That is non-sequitur. Mars' climate has a completely different dynamic that our own. Your anecdotal evidence is worthless because you offer nothing more than an observation "its colder here" and assert that this must logically invalidate Global Warming.

      I am no climatologist, but you don't have to be one to understand, for example, that shifts in the Jet Stream can and do dramatically impact a given region's weather. That is 'normal'. Any occurrence that would provide sufficient feedback to the Jet Stream (such as polar ice melting) is going to change the weather patterns of all regions impacted by the Jet Stream. If you are in one of the spots where more dry arctic air gets 'pulled down', you will experience markedly cooler weather, despite the fact that the global temperature has increased.

      In fact, if you area DOES experience those 4-5 years of unseasonably cold springs, it would go to further reinforce the Global Warming theory, not the opposite.

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    10. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We know *SHIT* about mars climate."

      Actually reliable ice cap data only go back for about thirty years. So prior to thirty years ago the entire polar ice cap may have melted off numerous times, but we just weren't watching it.

      To take your logical fallacy to its extreme ... if we weren't in the forest to hear the tree fall then the tree did not fall.

      "It is sad that these people justify their positions by their "beliefs" without knowing or understanding any data."

      Sad indeed...

    11. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by Atario · · Score: 1

      What I'm seeing where I live with regards to Global Warming isn't convincing me that its a crisis.

      So what you're saying is that no amount of expertise nor evidence nor scientific process is going to dissuade you from coming to a conclusion based on what happened in your back yard.

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    12. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      Sadly true. I hope this winter won't be as freaking cold as last year. If I were liberal then I'd be more prone to push a "stop the forthcoming ice age" agenda rather than the "global warming" agenda they are pushing now.

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    13. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by rgviza · · Score: 1

      I found this tidbit pretty damn interesting
      FTA:
      "Earth of course is a big heat sink, so it takes awhile to catch up to any changes that originate on the sun, but temperature drops indicated by 4 global temperature metrics (UAH, RSS and to a lesser degree HadCrit and GISS) show a significant and sharp cooling in 2007 and 2008 that has not rebounded.In the 20 years since "global warming" started life as a public issue with Dr. James Hansen's testimony before congress in June 1988, we are actually cooler."

      In the early 80's we were in a trough that was bottoming out and people were running around like they are now saying we're headed for an ice age, by 88 it was coming back up again prompting Hansen's sky-is-falling testimony. Here we are in 2008.

      I withhold my own comments about the humans-causing-global-warming-and-cooling hysteria. Well, dammit, I can't. IT'S JUNK SCIENCE AND I TOLD YOU SO (and have been flamed for it). I'd lay a buck down on a bet that Mars, Jupiter etc have also started cooling off again, and it will be evident within 5 years.

      I only know about SOHO because I've been watching SOHO for a long time (my dad works for a NASA contractor and helps to run the test chambers and fabricate test rigs which tested the satellite at Goddard before it went up). I had this as my screenshot the day it was published:
      http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/gallery/images/large/c2eitcomp_prev.jpg

      You might say I'm a space case and huge NASA fan. Real data trumps incomplete computer models any day of the week and that's what NASA enables the collection of, real data. One day we may just figure out *why* the sun warms and cools. We already know it does.

      I'll be glad when this BS has been put to rest so we can move on and solve some real problems. Ok, the earth warms and cools on a cycle and has for billions of years. NEXT!!!

      -Viz

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    14. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      1. Let's forget about Grise Fiord then. A community built in a place where no man should have ever gone and stayed. Let's forget about US icebreakers and russian subs. Let's forget about the weapons tests. Let's forget about the fallen sats.

      2. We know plenty. The glass is half-full.

      3. Not really.

      Nothing is done properly.

      South pole has been in rapid expansion mode pretty much forever. The melting of arctic ice could have to do with all the toxic chemicals the chinese and indians love to dump straight into the oceans. I know "rising sea levels" (weren't they dropping in some regions?) are related to it.

      Something to mull about: Are the factories in the Beijing area still closed? I wonder if that's what helped make Gustav so calm (a Cat1 storm is a big lol from me and a very big sigh of relief for our friends in the south).

      Sure, we don't know much about earth. We don't know much about mars.

      But where I come from, they taught us that having bits and pieces of knowledge from all sorts of subjects and regions was just as good as an indepth one for one region/subject.

    15. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      There's also what looks like an 11-year cycle in direct satellite measurements of solar output. Wikipedia's article "Solar Variation" has some more curves to peruse.

    16. Re:Does this mean less solar output? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The closing of the factories had a bigger effect in lowers non CO2 particulates.
      It takes longer for CO2 to go away then the particulates.
      There are two things going on, Global Warming and Global Dimming.
      I wouldn't be surprised if the temperature in Beijing went up after the closed the factories do to more light hitting the ground.

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sun/

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  8. LHC?!? by MindKata · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Sun Has First Spotless Month Since 1913"

    Ok, who switched on the LHC! ... see, its not a black hole making machine, it actually washes whiter than white.

    Ha!, that'll stop the critics who think the earth will vanish in a instant... see nothing to worry ab.o.u..t... [KABOOOMMMMMM ... zip ... crush]

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    1. Re:LHC?!? by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      Ok, who switched on the LHC! ... see, its not a black hole making machine, it actually washes whiter than white.

      No one's switched it on yet; this is the result of thiotimoline accidentally being used in the superconducting coils.

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    2. Re:LHC?!? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Ok, who switched on the LHC! ... see, its not a black hole making machine, it actually washes whiter than white.

      Somehow that triggered a LHC commercial/infomercial starring "Billy Mays". That just darkens the rest of my day.

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  9. imagine all the drivers getting lost by peter303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    When a big solar storm turns off GPS for a few hours or days. I know some people that have become dependent on their nav-computers.
    A weak solar cycle may postpone this problem.

    1. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2

      When a big solar storm turns off GPS for a few hours or days. I know some people that have become dependent on their nav-computers.

      If drivers cannot find their way around the old fashioned way then maybe they have no business on the road and should have their licenses revoked.

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    2. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When a big solar storm turns off GPS for a few hours or days. I know some people that have become dependent on their nav-computers. A weak solar cycle may postpone this problem.

      This would allow GPS to become even more enmeshed in the Air Traffic Control system, making it hurt all the more when these problems happen. The system is expected to be able to provide positioning via other means than ADS-B (aka nextgen) during a GPS outage, but if we go a long time on GPS with no problems, the more surprised people will be when those expected problems do occur. BTW, IAAATCSDE (I am an air-traffic-control-systems-design-engineer), hence the anonymity. D

    3. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's quite strange. A friend of mine moved so I plucked his new address into my little gps nav unit and used it to find his house. A week later I thought about it and couldn't even think of how to get there so I pulled up the route and used it again with out a second thought. After about 2 months of this it dawned on me that I had no idea how to get there without my little nav unit. I finally forced my self to find it without the unit. One time doing that and I didn't need it any more.

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    4. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Amouth · · Score: 1

      personaly i use a GPS just to get the mark for the distination - some times i let it route.. but i alwasy look at it as a map view and see if it needs rerouteing.. then i just read it off to my self and put it down and go from there..

      if i think i missed a road i just glance and take a looka that the planned route to see where i went wrong..

      i can't stand it when people just blindly stick in an address and let some little thing on the dash tell them when to turn.. and just drive on not even bothering to look where it is going to take them.

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    5. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's what we need, millions of drivers fumbling around with a map - while driving.

      I have my GPS on my dash even when I know where I'm going. When I'm in the office, there's always a chance they'll block a road and I'll end up having to drive through downtown Boston.
      There isn't a map on earth up to date enough to keep up with the crap they're doing in that city.
      One or two wrong turns and you'll find yourself in the Airport or worse.

      blah...blah...blah... the old fashioned way. blah...blah...blah

      Oh, and GET OFF MY LAWN!

    6. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GPS navigation systems direct all visitors up my neighbor's driveway... which is a good thing in my book. And yet vendors still refuse to let me give them directions -- "No, I've got a navigation system, I'm good!" Yes, Google maps for the street I live in is wrong too.

    7. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by maxume · · Score: 1

      I would think that the act of leaving would make an impression. Were you also using the navigation to find your way home?

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    8. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't work these new fangled satnav thingamies

    9. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by slacktide · · Score: 1
      That's lovely. What about those among us who are pilots? Right now, if GPS goes down, we can still rely on older ground based navaids like VOR and NDB for flight in instrument conditions. However, the FAA (they're here to help!) is proposing to phase out ground based nav systems beginning in 2010.

      http://www.aopa.org/advocacy/articles/2008/080828vor.html

      Then, yes, we really WILL be dependent on our GPS "nav-computers"

    10. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      i can't stand it when people just blindly stick in an address and let some little thing on the dash tell them when to turn.. and just drive on not even bothering to look where it is going to take them.

      Either that's some extreme hyperbole or you need to relax a bit, geesh.

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    11. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just when I bought my new ECC memory modules!

    12. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      i can't stand it when people just blindly stick in an address and let some little thing on the dash tell them when to turn.. and just drive on not even bothering to look where it is going to take them.

      Either that's some extreme hyperbole or you need to relax a bit, geesh.

      You might be interested in these two articles which prove the posters point.

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    13. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I guess it just didn't. I also didn't really try to pay attention to the route. I just new that if I followed the directions I'd end up there.

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    14. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by Amouth · · Score: 1

      there are areas in this town where i for some reason found my self there - i would not stop at stop signs - i remember driving while a friend gave me directions - i unknowningly ended up in that area.. while going down the street we had people running out in the street to stop us.

      most of the little travel GPS's plot a path through that area to go from where i live to where i work.. i don't live or work near it - it just happens to be between the to places.

      you say i need to relax - but i know people who don't have a clue where they are in relation to anywhere else most of the time.. they love their GPS cause it allows them to get to places.. but they also go through some very scary places - with out realizeing they will be going through them till it is too late.

      i value mine and my families lives - so yes i pay attention to where i am going.

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    15. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Compared to people who don't follow a map correctly? Or the guy at the convenience store that thinks it's funny to give someone totally made up directions? The only difference this has is that of scale. It's like the same convenience store clerk giving the same bad directions to 100s of people.

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    16. Re:imagine all the drivers getting lost by maxume · · Score: 1

      I can identify with what you are talking about; as a passenger, I end up places, as a driver, I know where I am.

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  10. I can't wait by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait to come back later and find out how this is caused by George W. Bush, the US, or Bush's failure to sign on to the Kyoto treaty (even though Clinton was president at the time).

    1. Re:I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, Bush could have signed to the treaty any time during his presidency, if he had wanted to conserve our common environment, which includes the sun as well. What kind of a conservative abhors conservation, anyway?

    2. Re:I can't wait by bobbuck · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The kind that puts human life over a freaking toad.

      And isn't President Bush the only leader of an industrialized nation which actually cut carbon dioxide emissions, Kyoto or not?

    3. Re:I can't wait by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      And isn't President Bush the only leader of an industrialized nation which actually cut carbon dioxide emissions, Kyoto or not?

      Not even close. No one was planning on reducing CO2 emissions any time soon. Everyone was just trying to curb the growth. I don't have the sources right now, but if memory serves me correctly, only a few small countries have managed to curb their growth in accordance with the Kyoto target (think netherlands). The US has actually increased CO2 production.

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    4. Re:I can't wait by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      You know, Bush could have signed to the treaty any time during his presidency

      Same with Clinton. Well, at least the part of his presidency that came after the treaty...

    5. Re:I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, Clinton was president at the time. Though Bush did have the option of going with it once he joined office.

      Doesn't change the fact that Bush is a disaster.

    6. Re:I can't wait by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Senate ratifies treaties, not the President. The Senate under Clinton voted 95-0 not to bring it up for ratification.

    7. Re:I can't wait by Hellpop · · Score: 1

      Ooh... Very third grade. Your president sucks, no yours does, no...

      Politicians suck by nature. Stop defending one liar and acting like he was better than another. Anyone who looks to Presidents to get something accomplished is dreaming. I tend to go with the one who makes the least outlandish promises. Right now, that would not be the guy who rhymes with "No-bomb-a". Next he'll be saying "Read my lips, no new taxes..." Sheesh, wanting change is good, but do you really want to sell your soul for it? Change will happen whether you want it or not. Be careful what you wish for...

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    8. Re:I can't wait by Paiev · · Score: 1

      Erm, what? The U.S. has signed the Kyoto Protocol, but we haven't ratified it. Ratification is up to the Senate. Big distinction here that you're completely ignoring.

    9. Re:I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George W. Bush, the US, or Bush's failure to sign on to the Kyoto treaty

      Despite Clinton being in office, it wouldn't matter if either one of them, or even both, signed the treaty.

      Treaties don't mean jack shit unless Congress votes them into law. I think they need a 2/3 majority to boot.

    10. Re:I can't wait by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that a republican senate? hmmm..

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    11. Re:I can't wait by eclectro · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to come back later and find out how this is caused by George W. Bush

      If this was caused by George W. Bush, that'll mean he has a spotless record!!

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    12. Re:I can't wait by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      That's a mighty thin straw you're grasping at. Do the numbers '95' and '0' mean anything to you? Anything at all?

    13. Re:I can't wait by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      There was no need for Clinton to sign it, Al Gore did it for him. But without ratification that's meaningless.

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  11. Sunspots down... temperature down? by isa-kuruption · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OH MY

    So... CO2 causes global warming, apparently on Mars and Jupiter too. Yet when sunspot activity decreases, this whole global warming trend slows down (to the tune of no increase of global temperature in over 8 years). And in the 1990s when sunspot activity was some of the highest ever recorded, global temperatures rose. I wonder if this is a coincidence.... or is it?

    So really... are you all still addicted to that theory? That it's all about the CO2?

    1. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps we're entering another Maunder Minimum for a phase of Global Cooling.

      The next few centuries could be fun!

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    2. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're really not up to date with this year's polar melting, are you ?

    3. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by GXTi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Don't worry, some discredited scientists will find a way to pin the sunspot shortages on human activity so we can go back to our regularly scheduled societal self-flogging.

    4. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And you have apparently are not up to date on the volcanic activity on the ocean floor in the Arctic.

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    5. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

      Oh yay I love this argument!

      You give me data since 1979 which that's less than 30 years of ice data for a planet 4.5 billion years old, and you expect me to use this data to determine that the planet is in dire straits?

      How much ice was there in 1879? 1779? How about 2 million years ago? Maybe more? Maybe less? You don't know! So without historical context, this data is worthless.

      For all we know, the amount of ice we had in 1979 was considered high, and that the levels we're at now are "still high but getting better".. or maybe you're right and the ice melting is a huge problem.

      I remember some years ago, when I was a wee lad, scientists were worried about the over abundance of ice in the north pole "growing" to one side of the planet. This would, they theorized, cause the Earth to "flip" due to the excessive weight on one side of the planet. Well, last time I checked, my toilet flushes the same direction it did when I was a kid.

    6. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh! You're not supposed to say that out loud. You may cut into the profits all the companies that are now offering "green" products. If you put thoughts like this into someone's head he/she may not be as scared, I mean, not as motivated to purchase all of today's new "feel-good green" products.

    7. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      So really... are you all still addicted to that theory? That it's all about the CO2?

      You're right, lets just dump shit everywhere, it's obviously working out just fine.

    8. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you not familiar with the fact that the Earth's response to the sun's cooling is a delayed reaction, meaning that the arctic melting is still taking place as a result of the active period of the sun. We will, more than likely, begin to accrete ice this year or next.

      Also look into the periodic warm water current shifts along with warm wind patterns that cause a large amount of ice break-up due to melting from the bottom combing with higher speed warmer winds.

      You're also forgetting that the size of the Arctic ice-cap is partly left-over from the LIA. Shrinking should be expecting as we should have been getting warmer than the LIA for the last hundred years or more.

      Soundbites - context = ignorance

    9. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by GreenTom · · Score: 1

      You know, I was going to post the exact same thing, except my goal was to get it modded "funny".

    10. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      Funny how those so sceptical to believe global warming even exists tend to be the same people who are so quick to jump on the "global warming's not man-made, it's due to phenomenon X" bandwagon.

      How about applying the same level of scepticism as you have towards man-made global warming towards any alternate theories also?

      Using selective evidence to deduce a theory off the top of your head is really, really, bad science.

    11. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing we have people like isa-kuruption (317695) explaining complex dynamic mechanisms based on chaotic systems in a few words and thus solving problems science will take years or decades to tackle. Hint: CO2 is not the only greenhouse gas. Weather does not equal climate.

    12. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So really... are you all still addicted to that theory? That it's all about the CO2?

      Nice strawman, but no one said it was entirely CO2.

    13. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Bemopolis · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes I am still addicted — if by "addicted" you mean "actually fucking trained in astronomy and physics". As opposed to, say, "sock-puppet so busy grinding political axes for my team that I can't possibly acknowledge anything that counters my conservative world view."

      Since you apparently have spent SO MUCH TIME studying the work of solar and planetary atmospheres scientists and have SUCH A COMMANDING GRASP of radiative transfer in fluids, please tell me: in the absence of CO2 as a greenhouse gas, why is Venus so hot? And, just to save me the trouble of writing a response to your failed guess: no, it is not the atmospheric pressure, since Venus and Earth have comparable values of that if you include the liquid oceans.

      Or you could feel free to shut up on topics you do not understand. Just saying it's an option..

      P.S. It may be a coincidence, it may not. It is more likely of a coincidence than is the AGW argument. Perhaps if the political offices would quit editing out those aspects of government scientific reports they don't like it would be easier to find out.

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    14. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by antirelic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok. I'll bite.

      What are you trying to say? Dont be vague, just say it.

      I'm not "addicted" to the theory of CO2 having a negative role in "climate change". I'm as "addicted" to that "theory" as I am "addicted" to the theory of "gravity". I simply dont know any better, logical, explination. Perhaps CO2 impact is more of a hypothesis, but a lot of scientists are pretty sold on it.

      So if CO2 isn't a negative catalyst in global climate change, then what effect is it having on our planet? I mean, as far as I know, the CO2 isnt blowing out into outer space. Its going into the atmosphere and staying there (or being sequestered by other catalysts, but the pace of carbon output is known to currently be greater than the system can take it).

      I mean, stand in an air tight room, and pump CO2 into that room. You will quickly learn how changing an atmosphere by adding additional gases can really change things up.

      Again, for the "anti-greenhouse gas" people, please explain what effects CO2 is having, if its not having an effect on "climate change".

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    15. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Teancum · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is precisely what is being discussed right now among some climatologists. The problem isn't so much that there is a solar sunspot minimum, but rather that the current trend is that the number of sunspots is still statistically dropping when in fact it should be going up dramatically.... given a more typical historical trend over the past couple of centuries.

      The delay of the start of the next sunspot maximum cycle is what is causing all sorts of head scratching and wondering if there is some other cycle that until now hasn't been observed in the sun. All I can say is thank goodness that there is historical data going back to the 1700's that can confirm this is something that could happen, even if there are a few individuals who don't get it.

    16. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global Cooling (I call ICE AGE!)? Is it the 70's again?

      Quick-- everyone turn your lives over to our Governmental Overlords!

      That's it, the debate is OVER!

    17. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doomsday scenarios get more research funding... plain and simple.

    18. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Morinaga · · Score: 1

      OH MY

      So... CO2 causes global warming, apparently on Mars and Jupiter too. Yet when sunspot activity decreases, this whole global warming trend slows down (to the tune of no increase of global temperature in over 8 years). And in the 1990s when sunspot activity was some of the highest ever recorded, global temperatures rose. I wonder if this is a coincidence.... or is it?

      So really... are you all still addicted to that theory? That it's all about the CO2?

      Hey man, everyone knows you don't get the grants with headlines that read, "looks like everything is as unpredictable as ever". If you can speculate that the sea levels will rise by 20 feet and get your universities name in the NY Times then that's a different story. Are YOU going to dedicate four years of your life to reasearch just to say you didn't find anything? Hell no.

    19. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by DarenN · · Score: 1

      Here's another version of that graph... with additional data. It shows something interesting, I feel.

      Up to 94% of Arctic melt is due to dirty snow caused by soot changing it's albedo, rather than CO2 related warming, according the researchers at University of California and a certain Dr. Hansen[PDF warning].

      The Antarctic and the Arctic are both up on last years ice, in the case of the Arctic by 10% (according to the NSIDC).

      Is it possible that the melting in the Arctic is more to do with other emissions than CO2? After all, the majority of the worlds industry is in the northern hemisphere. I would think it is.

      The Northern Passage, by the way, has been navigated at least 100 times since the start of the century, and in 1922 there was open sailing very close to the North Pole [PDF warning]. Submarines regularly surface there, too. 2007 had a shocking decrease in the amount of ice at the pole, definitely. But we cannot be certain WHY.

      Even NASA acknowledge that "not all the large changes in the Arctic climate in recent years are a result of long-term trends associated with global warming".

      We should still be tackling pollution, though.

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    20. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      Depends on whose temperature data you look at. Cherry pickers are everywhere. http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/10/a-spot-check-of-global-warming/

    21. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Life+Liberty+Freedom · · Score: 1

      That's because its politics, not science

    22. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mars has 30 times the mass of CO2 per unit area as does the Earth. It's supposed to warm it up about 10 degrees more than would nitrogen, I understand.

    23. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by PPH · · Score: 1

      What if a temporary reduction in solar activity is masking the effects of a greenhouse effect? We do nothing, because the data doesn't support doing anything. And then the sun bounces back?

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    24. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, sun spots affect our global temperatures. As does any volcanic eruption. That doesn't mean that CO2 doesn't contribute a significant amount to the greenhouse effect. Go in a greenhouse and tell me it's not hotter in there than outside.

    25. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by computechnica · · Score: 1

      That is the funny part, there is far more evidence for Evolution than for Human influenced global warming.

      As I see it:.
      Man-made Climate Change %80 proven
      Man-made Religion %110 proven

    26. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by DanOrc451 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sunspot activity or lack thereof has absolutely nothing to do with human caused global warming. Bear with me for a second here.

      It's been conclusively proven that increased carbon dioxide in a system prevents more incoming solar energy from escaping a system. This is demonstrable on a small scale with basic equipment, and is readily observable.

      It is also simply a fact that humans have been dumping huge amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. I doubt anyone on this website doubts this.

      This known cause (carbon emission) has a known effect (warming), and humans have been performing this known cause for centuries with ever-increasing pervasiveness.

      What is less clear cut is the end result and magnitude that this human-caused warming effect has. The earth is obviously a hugely complicated system. Innumerable factors, like the exact ability of each various sub-system to absorb carbon, are just now being explored. The amount of solar input of energy, clearly, has a --huge-- bearing on the end net temperature.

      But please... don't make the logical fallacy of saying that since sunspots also affect temperature, therefore carbon doesn't matter, or that humans aren't having a climactic impact.

      It does, and we are.

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    27. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by wkk2 · · Score: 1

      I hope it isn't another Maunder Minimum. If temperatures level off and we continue to pump out GHG, we could be in for a world of hurt when the minimum passes.

    28. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you link to an old graphic, when you could have linked to the daily updated graphic ?

    29. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. One of the first things they teach you in research is that correlation does not imply causation. It may be a fact that global temperatures and CO2 levels rise in tandem. While one explanation could be that the presence of CO2 causes less heat to escape from the earth, an equally valid explanation is that an increase in heat is beneficial for life. More living things exhale more CO2 and levels rise.

    30. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      What are you trying to say? Dont be vague, just say it.

      I believe GP was just saying that the whole of observed warming in the last century shouldn't be attributed to human CO2 emissions all alone. He may even be going so far as to dare to suggest that solar output dominates the ~5% of CO2 emissions that humans contribute to the atmosphere!


      So if CO2 isn't a negative catalyst in global climate change, then what effect is it having on our planet? I mean, as far as I know, the CO2 isnt blowing out into outer space. Its going into the atmosphere and staying there (or being sequestered by other catalysts, but the pace of carbon output is known to currently be greater than the system can take it).

      I don't think anybody refutes the notion that CO2 acts as a GHG. As a 'skeptic' myself, my point of contention is the degrees of warming that CO2 is causing. In particular, I question the contribution human emissions of CO2 have on GW.


      Again, for the "anti-greenhouse gas" people, please explain what effects CO2 is having, if its not having an effect on "climate change".

      This is just a strawman. The real objection is to the idea that human CO2 emissions dominate all other factors in global climate change. My personal objection is making such a grand claim on less than 100 years of data. The real scientific articles don't go beyond trying to project the effects of human CO2 emissions with all other things being equal as a base assumption.

      The models the IPCC refers to predict a 2-3 degree temperature increase 100 years from now based on the assumption that human emissions continue to rise at the current rate and all other factors remain static. Given that we were riding horses 100 years ago, I don't foresee the emission projections as realistic. Given the strong correlation between climate change and other factors like solar output, I don't place much confidence in the base assumption of all other factors being equal either. Finally, when it comes down to facing a 2-3 degree temperature change over the next 100 years, I don't see that as catastrophic. It would require global changes, but distributed over 100 years, I'm confident we can manage to cope with it. In spite of all this scientific reality though, anybody that suggests that we aren't facing an impending disaster is labeled as a skeptic and unscientific heathen.

      It's that idea pushed by folks like Al Gore and GreenPeace that AGW is the biggest disaster facing the world and science has proven it that has created the backlash. And it's the good kind of backlash too, because the picture the alarmists are painting doesn't match the science, not even if they cherry pick their studies.

    31. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of course we have a very solid, long history of temperatures for Mars and Jupiter.

    32. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      That it's all about the CO2?

      Strawman. No climatologist is arguing that CO2 is the only factor. It's just one of the most significant ones, with a rising proportion of the impact.

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    33. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by gfogus · · Score: 1

      I mean, stand in an air tight room, and pump CO2 into that room. You will quickly learn how changing an atmosphere by adding additional gases can really change things up.

      Are you talking about raising the CO2 concentration to 1,000,000ppm or so?

      Not sure if we are quite there yet.

    34. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by rgviza · · Score: 1

      Actually there's an increasingly vocal group of scientists that are saying that the CO2 is a symptom, not the cause. As the earth warms it causes the ocean currents to change, and CO2 rich water from the bottom of the oceans and seas gets churned up to the surface which causes more CO2 than usual to be released into the atmosphere.

      I don't fully understand how it works, I am not a scientist, and this is way oversimplified, but that's the gist of their argument. Man's contribution is miniscule compared to the CO2 released by the natural processes of the ocean, which increase in activity when at the peak of a global warming cycle (also evidenced by increased hurricane and typhoon activity) resulting in more CO2 in the atmosphere.

      Of course these guys, NASA, NOAA, the atmosphere and the sun are all paid off by George Bush to cooperate to make Al Gore look bad.

      It's a republican propaganda campaign, of course.

      insert values("tongue firmly in cheek") into tbl_discussion;
      select asbestos, underwear from tbl_closet;

      All joking aside, the deforestation of the earth isn't helping to reduce this CO2 as fast as past planetary climate cycles, so if you can find the time, plant some trees. This is what people should be doing if they want to make a positive contribution to the earth. It's a hell of a lot more effective than buying and selling carbon credits and jawing to everyone (in the guise of "raising awareness") about faulty science, which are make believe contributions and counterproductive.

      As much as the SOHO data is relieving, this is downright scary:
      http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NasaNews/2005/2005091320344.html

      -Viz

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    35. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weren't we all worrying about that up until the eighties when Margaret Thatcher invented global warming?

    36. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by zmooc · · Score: 1
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    37. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you are kidding. Otherwise the only conclusion is that you are stark, raving mad.

      Seriously.

    38. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Bullshit bingo oh my!

      In the years after World War 2, regardless of sun spots, it was the coldest recorded era that we know about and mesured.

      Yet you're telling me now, when we have a fraction of the CO2 that was out there in the years after WW2, that NOW it's "getting warmer" (even though the trends are moot or dropping)?

      No, get out. Global temperatures in the 90s were a joke. 1930s still had the hottest years on record.

      The interesting thing about "global warming" is that when we see alarmists jumping on the arctic, they forget about america, about eurasia (minus ME and "real asia") that froze to death a while back. (moscow had it coldest winter just a while back, shattering the previous record by single-digits, which is pretty impressive at that temperature point)

    39. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How big is the room? How much CO2 is being released? What materials is the room made out of or what else is in there? In other words, is there anything living or not that can absorb the CO2 and retain it or change it into something else?

      I won't say that we don't have an impact on the environment, but your question, or the point you're trying to make, seems ridiculous to me.

    40. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...To highlight the potency of subterranean forces, he showed an image of a hot spring on the island of Milos, in the Aegean Sea, which he claims releases 2pc of the CO2 entering the atmosphere.

      "That hot spring is emitting more CO2 than all of humanity together," Prof Plimer said..."

      full article here: http://sl.farmonline.com.au/news/nationalrural/livestock/cattle/doubtful-nats-scrutinise-climate-science/1233087.aspx

    41. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There is no correlation between the increase in temperatures at other planets any ours.

      Sheesh, that's been studied already, get up to speed already.

      Look at the actually date, and the actual rise they do not correlate, please stop spreading that lie.

      CO2 is a large factor in the abnormal rise in temperature, naturally there are other natural course going on, and other factors going on.
      For instance, greenland used to lose 15 cubic miles of water during the melting season, now it's 97 cubic miles of water, so much water it is cooling europe.

      Sorry, some people have actually studied that, and it didn't pan out. Try with some other lie.

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    42. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Hmm...let's see. Yet another person who knows squat about climatology posting yet again that somehow martian climates somehow indicate a solar system wide warming pattern.

      We amass terabytes of data on our planet's climate from thousands of sensors. We KNOW the global temeperature is increasing. IT"S NOT THE FUCKING SUN. People who have spent decades researching climatology are fucking smart enough to take into account any variations of the GIANT FUCKING BALL OF FUSION IN THE SKY.

      How many climatology sources of information do we have on the other planets? Practically none. Most observations are done from a distance at extremely course resolution or the data has be inferred from other measurements. Planets like Saturn and Jupiter generate their own heat. Pluto happens to be approaching it's closest point to the sun in it's orbit. All of this information is available one the web, in science journals, and other legitimate data sources.

      If you don't think global climate change is happening, fine. It's going to happen whether you think so or not. But unless you have Ph.d in climate science with some earth-shattering discovery with copious data and models to back up you're claims and fully explains why all the current models and data point towards climate change, then shut up.

      You want to see the data, the models, and the research, there right there on the web. Download the code and the data and run it yourself. There's no global conspiracy at work. If you had the brain power it takes to even understand one module in any of the climate modles, you probably wouldn't be posting such ignorant drivel.

      This is what the research currently says. Climate change is happening, it will continue to happen, and there is a high probability that humans are having a significant impact.

      Now unless you have a scientifically vetted, reproducible, set of experiments that can show otherwise AND explain all of our current observations and data, then you're no better than the ignorant talking heads on TV. You're just noise, and idiotic noise at that.

      Put up, or STFU.

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    43. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you talking about the shit coming out of your mouth?

    44. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "OH MY" indeed, can you fit another myth into that post?

      Mars and Jupiter: I love this one, "skeptics" claim we can't measure the Earth's climate properly but then present "evidence" of other worlds warming as a counter argument.

      No increase of global temperature in over 8 years: This is called cherry-picking the data, but somehow you managed to screw that up. The actual myth is that there has been no warming since 1998. 1998 just happens to be the warmest year ever recorded, indicating that high school stats is all you need to spot the problem with that myth.

      "And in the 1990s when sunspot activity was some of the highest ever recorded, global temperatures rose. I wonder if this is a coincidence.... or is it?"

      High sunspot activity in the 1990's - Sunspots have a well known 11yr cycle so according to your theory temps should bounce from high to low and back to high again every 11yrs, they don't. It's not even a coincidence since the sunspot minimum occured within a year of the hottest year ever recorded and the sunspot maximum occured when Mt Pinatobo [sic] exploded causing the globe to cool slightly for a couple of years.

      "So really... are you all still addicted to that theory? That it's all about the CO2?"

      Do you even know what the theory you are attacking actually says? - Here is an attribution graph to assist you, in particular note that solar flux has been taken into account.

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    45. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      I think you might be right, heaven knows we see this sort of thing in politics all the time.

    46. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      "He may even be going so far as to dare to suggest that solar output dominates the ~5% of CO2 emissions that humans contribute to the atmosphere!" Do you have a citation for your 5% number?

      Here's one from the hippies over that the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration that says C02 increased by 5% in just the past 4 years. http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/ Now, I know it's not the same 5% you are talking about, but you tell me what 95% non-human factors are responsible for the increase.

      How about this from the nuts over at the British Antarctic Survey (BAS) in Cambridge: http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/ice-bubbles-reveal-biggest-rise-in-co2-for-800000-years-414711.html

      "The core shows that carbon dioxide was always between 180 parts per million (ppm) and 300 ppm during the 800,000 years. However, now it is 380 ppm. Methane was never higher than 750 parts per billion (ppb) in this timescale, but now it stands at 1,780 ppb."

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    47. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by chrb · · Score: 1

      CO2 causes global warming, apparently on Mars and Jupiter too.

      "There have been claims that warming on Mars and Pluto are proof that the recent warming on Earth is caused by an increase in solar activity, and not by greenhouses gases. But we can say with certainty that, even if Mars, Pluto or any other planets have warmed in recent years, it is not due to changes in solar activity. The Sun's energy output has not increased since direct measurements began in 1978 (see Climate myth special: Global warming is down to the Sun, not humans). If increased solar output really was responsible, we should be seeing warming on all the planets and their moons, not just Mars and Pluto." source

    48. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shit spewed by your fellow republicrats.

    49. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      "He may even be going so far as to dare to suggest that solar output dominates the ~5% of CO2 emissions that humans contribute to the atmosphere!"

      ->Do you have a citation for your 5% number?

      Actually, I only had my memory of what the IPCC's TAR had cited from several years back. That's why I used th ~5% instead of stating it was exact, but I'll dig up the exact citation if it will make you happy.


      Here's one from the hippies over that the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration that says C02 increased by 5% in just the past 4 years. http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/ Now, I know it's not the same 5% you are talking about, but you tell me what 95% non-human factors are responsible for the increase.

      I'm saying that 95% of the CLIMATE is controlled by non-human factors. And the link you give doesn't say a single thing about human contribution to CO2 concentrations, it only talks about the overall increase from human and non-human sources alike. Also it only talks about measurements from a particular site, which makes it more useful as a part of a larger sample set more than being definitive of it's own.


      How about this from the nuts over at the British Antarctic Survey (BAS) in Cambridge: http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/ice-bubbles-reveal-biggest-rise-in-co2-for-800000-years-414711.html

      The link you gave is down for me. If you go to look at the IPCC's fourth assessment though:
      http://www.ipcc.ch/pdf/assessment-report/ar4/wg1/ar4-wg1-chapter2.pdf

      You'll find pages 137-140 talks about human contributions to CO2 levels. It states that since 1750 CO2 concentrations have increased by 36%, but "using 1750
      may slightly overestimate the RF, as the changes in the mixing
      ratios of CO2, CH4 and N 2O after the end of this naturally
      cooler period may not be solely attributable to anthropogenic
      emissions." Which basically is saying that human contributions to CO2 concentrations since 1750 must be lower than 36%.

      I haven't the time to dig through the entire report to get were my ~5% came from, but let's even settle for less than 36% for all fossil fuel emissions from humans ever. From the IPCC report you'll find that CO2 contributes approx. half the RF(radiative forcing) of the LLGHG(long-lived GHGasses). From basic climatology we all know that long lived GHG's are dominated by short lived GHG's like water vapor. So we are contributing less than a 36% increase to CO2, which contributes just under half the influence LLGHG's have on climate. LLGHG's in turn contribute less than half the changes of overall GHG's as things like water vapor are dominant. So even if we ignore solar output(which seems... foolish) we have human influence through CO2 emissions as 36%of50%of50% meaning a highly exaggerated estimate of 9% through out human history. If you use more realistic numbers though by adding things like solar output and the fact that LLGHG's aren't even near 50% of GHG forcings you can drop that 9% by another digit.

      We aren't as significant as the fear mongers want you to think. And for methane increases, methane is only 17% of LLGHG's effect on climate, which is why it's not given as much attention by anyone, it doesn't affect the climate that much.

    50. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      And you have apparently are not up to date on the volcanic activity on the ocean floor in the Arctic.

      http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/whats-up-with-volcanoes-under-arctic-sea-ice/:

      I queried a heap of the Arctic oceanographers and climate and ice experts Iâ(TM)ve gotten to know since my North Pole journey in 2003. They uniformly reject the idea that heat from the bottom â" either from the general geothermal activity beneath the seabed or the occasional outbursts of lava or vents â" could have a significant impact on the veneer of floating, drifting ice on the surface.

      And besides: there is no indication that there has been any change in activity in the last centuries.

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    51. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The Northern Passage, by the way, has been navigated at least 100 times since the start of the century

      I wonder why you forgot to mention that these trips usually took several years, with long stays in harbors during the winter.

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    52. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. I'll bite.

      What are you trying to say? Dont be vague, just say it.

      I'm not "addicted" to the theory of CO2 having a negative role in "climate change". I'm as "addicted" to that "theory" as I am "addicted" to the theory of "gravity". I simply dont know any better, logical, explination. Perhaps CO2 impact is more of a hypothesis, but a lot of scientists are pretty sold on it.

      So if CO2 isn't a negative catalyst in global climate change, then what effect is it having on our planet? I mean, as far as I know, the CO2 isnt blowing out into outer space. Its going into the atmosphere and staying there (or being sequestered by other catalysts, but the pace of carbon output is known to currently be greater than the system can take it).

      I mean, stand in an air tight room, and pump CO2 into that room. You will quickly learn how changing an atmosphere by adding additional gases can really change things up.

      Again, for the "anti-greenhouse gas" people, please explain what effects CO2 is having, if its not having an effect on "climate change".

      In speaking witha learned friend of ours tonight the topic came up of the CO2 and how people are putting out 33% of the C02 into the atmosphere. This gentleman has spent much time reviewing reports from scientists. The CO2 in the atmosphere accounts for approximately 3%. There has been an increase of approximately 3% of the CO2 levels in our atmosphere. When he took the 3% of C02 and divided it by the 3% increase then divided that by 33% (which the media is saying we have added it comes to 0.0303%. Have you checked out the rate at which Mars and Pluto are loosing their ice fields?

      I am saddened to know that we still believe the sky is falling. If it is said repeatedly, then it is true? Didn't anyone learn to investigate for themselves? Are we so used to being fed information from the media that we would accept their word for everything? Please people, wake up! Check things out for yourself. Yes we have abused the earth we live on. Of course we should take care of this planet. That does not mean that large masses should be allowed to die so that others can maintain the level of "comfort" they have become accustomed to.

      The frog has been in the water almost too long to save it. There is an agenda and you are all buying into it. If an investigative police officer can gather enough information to find out the answers for himself on global warming, why can't you?

      30,000 scientists have been blocked from speaking and you don't care enough to ask why?

      Scientists have been losing their jobs because they challenge "global warming". Why? Isn't science about examining and finding the truth? Why try to silence 30,000 of their revered and acclaimed colleguies. Perhaps the best thing you could do is start asking the why's by traking stories in the papers. A movie was released in the theatres. They had to fight to even be allowed to have it shown, regarding those who have lost their jobs and credentials because they do not "agree", sorry,. . . . what was that about free speach? They would only show the movie after 11 p.m. and they were not allowed to advertise. right . . . people are just making this up.

      If you were the frog, wouldn't you like to be warned that someone had their hand on the temperature gauge?

      Turn your TV's off and start loging into NASA and other sources rather than the "media feed" that is spooned out to the nations. I do have a question though. If the glaciers have been receeding for so many years, so far that they have left their marks on the continents . . . did we think they would stay where they were for us? Why wouldn't the process continue even as it had for centuries, . . . hmmm?

    53. Re:Sunspots down... temperature down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, for the "anti-greenhouse gas" people, please explain what effects CO2 is having, if its not having an effect on "climate change".

      well my garden is more lush for starters

  12. Is this really history? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight.

    This has happened before, we're on the low point of a cycle according to even the wikipedia information. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sunspot_Numbers.png

    Is there really any significance other than that? I don't mean that in a smartass way, genuinely wondering here.

    It seems to show the sun has active sunspot cycles, and less active sunspot cycles. Thus, we are at one of the less active cycles.

    1. Re:Is this really history? by trongey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it is history since it happened in the past. That's how history works. It's probably not a piece of history that will hold great meaning for many people, but this is the "News for Nerds" website.
      Nope, there's not a lot of other significance, unless you're interested in things like radio wave propagation or the effect of solar weather on space hardware.

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    2. Re:Is this really history? by pablomme · · Score: 1

      If I understand correctly, we should be moving towards the maximum after the minimum in 2006-ish, but we are not; instead the number of spots is still going down. See the raw data, and take into account that the cycle is on average about 10.5 years long.

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  13. Re:Standby and get ready! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    There we go, asking people to prove negatives again. Why don't you start by proving that it IS man-made?

    OK, I confess... I knew it was wrong... I did it anyway.

    Damn sunspots... I hate them all!

  14. Re:Standby and get ready! by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know. How strange is it that they think that the largest source of heat in the entire solar system would have ANYTHING to do with one of the planets getting warmer...

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  15. Re:Standby and get ready! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny ... I thought liberals were going to use it as proof that global warming was so out of control, it was affecting the sun. First it melts the polar icecaps, now the sunspots. ;)

    Oh, crap, did I post this without checking the AC box?

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  16. Sun had a profitable month? by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read the headline and thought "Sun Microsystems actually had a profitable month?" Doh!

    1. Re:Sun had a profitable month? by psergiu · · Score: 3, Funny

      nope :) I was just wondering what version of SunOS they had in 1913 :)

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    2. Re:Sun had a profitable month? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      SunOS 3.11 for steam workstations.

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    3. Re:Sun had a profitable month? by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Tagged 'java'.

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  17. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "There we go, asking people to prove negatives again. Why don't you start by proving that it IS man-made?"

    The argument being made is that it HAS been proven, as far as one can prove anything in such indeterministic systems.

    Of course, we had proof for years that ulcers were caused by stress. Nope - bacteria.

    Proof that the continents were immobile in their positions. Well, not so much proof as that it was just so totally OBVIOUS that continents couldn't move, and that "continental drift" was a crackpot theory. Until it wasn't.

    AIDS was a breakdown of the immune system because of IV drug use, exposure to multiple venereal diseases, and the generally unhealth lifestyle of the gay community. Until they isolated a virus.

    The reality is that scientific "proof" consists of general agreement among communities of people about the interpretation of observed phenomena, and that agreement can be driven by MANY factors, not just how well the data fits. One CANNOT get to the level of mathematical proof. So there will always be a role for skeptics, and those that just won't accept that, if you have a square peg and a round hole, you just pretend the peg's squareness doesn't exist, because it MUST fit into the round hole.

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  18. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you missed the quotation marks. When you quote or italicize a word, it often means that it has a similar meaning, but not exactly the same (per the dictionary usage). It might also mean that the term was intended to be used ironically. In this context, it is actually sort of funny that you decided to go on a logic rant.

  19. End of the Mayan Calendar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this coincide with the upcoming Apocalypse on December 21st 2012?

    1. Re:End of the Mayan Calendar? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could this coincide with the upcoming Apocalypse on December 21st 2012?

      Nah. Apocalypse? The classical Mayans would have had a party, which is what they did at the end of a lesser calendar cycle.

      Then they'd either have started the Long Count cycle over or (much more likely in my opinion) modified it slightly to keep going. For instance, they could have added another cycle consisting of (for instance) 20 b'ak'tun.

      The classical Mayans also occasionally dated events far in the future, which hardly suggests that they thought the world was ending. See the Wikipedia article on the Long Count, which, yeah, it's Wikipedia, but the article looks pretty decent. (There's also some support for the idea of higher-order cycles beyond the b'aktun like I suggest above.)

    2. Re:End of the Mayan Calendar? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Clink...2009
      clink...2010
      clink...2011
      clink...2012 ... ...
      ummm....I think we need a bigger rock.

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  20. hundreds of journalists are already... by Juan+Rey · · Score: 0

    ... researching any connection with global warming.

  21. And yet, what is being missed by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that our temps are at all time highs. Yes, it is down SLIGHTLY i.e. a very small local minima, not even close to an absolute minima. So, if there is a correlation to temps the way that ppl like you push, what happens when sunspots increase?

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    1. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "what happens when sunspots increase?"

      Uh, let me guess here. Temps increase.

      I think what needs to be focused on is not the "who's right or wrong about global warming," but the fact that there are so many factors involved. We need to understand how CO2 (or any other green house gas) affects the temps so we can manipulate temps and offset the cooling cycles of the Sun and keep a more consistent temp base for the planet. UNLESS, the Earth itself requires heating and cooling cycles to sustain life.

      The process of mass extinctions are inevitable, humans included. Either by the Earth, extra-terrestrial (rocks/frequencies/etc, not ET beings), or the fact that one species consumes so much of the biomass that it kills itself by lack of diversity.

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    2. Re:And yet, what is being missed by bobbuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We have semi-accurate temperature data for a short time and the warmest year in the US was 1934 based on that. Yawn. Wake me up for the next groupthink scare.

    3. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, temps are not down *slightly*. They are down a lot. In 2007 global temperatures dropped by about 0.6C which wipes out nearly a century of global warming. Apparently, the Earth could be plunged into another Little Ice Age and we will still have man-made global warming kool-aid drinkers.

    4. Re:And yet, what is being missed by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nasa is calling your statistic irrelevant. Not to mention that 1934 was warmer than 2001 by about 0.1 degrees celsius. I'd give it about 5-7 years before that record is broken - which should be right about the time we hit another sunspot maximum.

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    5. Re:And yet, what is being missed by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      OK. Tell you what. Since one year "proves" that GCC is not happening, the next record high will prove that GCC is happening. Which should be in about 5-6 years or so. Deal? What - this is not how it works? Oh really.... Next time, don't use selective data points to support your theory.

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    6. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Howsabout a broad spectrum of data points covering 11 centuries that points to the last 100 years being a distinct and anomalously warm one(for the sun)?

      http://www.dailytech.com/Sun+Makes+History+First+Spotless+Month+in+a+Century/article12823.htm

      Solar physicist Ilya Usoskin of the University of Oulu, Finland, tells DailyTech the correlation between cosmic rays and terrestrial cloud cover is more complex than "more rays equals more clouds". Usoskin, who notes the sun has been more active since 1940 than at any point in the past 11 centuries, says the effects are most important at certain latitudes and altitudes which control climate. He says the relationship needs more study before we can understand it fully.

    7. Re:And yet, what is being missed by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nasa [pewclimate.org] is calling your statistic irrelevant. Not to mention that 1934 was warmer than 2001 by about 0.1 degrees celsius. I'd give it about 5-7 years before that record is broken - which should be right about the time we hit another sunspot maximum.

      I like that you're making falsifiable predictions. Most people talking about this issue won't even do that.

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    8. Re:And yet, what is being missed by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      My theory is yes to both. Lets use an other anaology umm Cars yea that will work.
      Person A states X Brand car breaks down a lot.
      Person B states X Brand car needs oil every 3,000 miles to run at its best.
      Person C who owns X Brand Card drives his car and changes the Oil every 10,000 miles.

      Person C car breaks down a lot, Is Person A right or Person B. It could be both people are correct. If X Brand Car made a better quality car it would run better without all the oil changes. However if Person C took Persons B advice his X Brand car will run better.

      So Sunspot could be causing Global Warming and it is amplified with our own CO2 usage. So when we get more sunspots it may cool down a bit or if we reduce C02 it may coold down a bit. If both happends it may cool down more.
       

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    9. Re:And yet, what is being missed by maxume · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about ants or some microorganism?

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    10. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I think what needs to be focused on is not the "who's right or wrong about global warming," but the fact that there are so many factors involved.

      If you look at the scientific papers on the subject, or even just summary papers such as the IPCC reports, you'll find that wide variety of factors are considered and analysed. Solar influence, according to the IPCC, is responsible for around 30% of the warming over the last century, so they certainly don't see it as insignificant. Of course there's still the other 70% to account for, and anthropogenic CO2 makes up a good chunk of that. Consider, if we're now without sunsots we're at the sort of solar activity of the Maunder minimum; despite that we are still facing mean global temperatures well above the mean for last century, let alone anything comparable to the Maunder minumum period. The lesson to take from this is our present CO2 is more than enough to quash the cooling effects of solar cycles.

    11. Re:And yet, what is being missed by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Wake me when this theory has been properly investigated. He says so himself.

      You might also want to take note that no one is saying that CO2 is exclusively responsible for all temperature increases. It's currently put at about 40%-60%, with solar forcing responsible for about 25%.

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    12. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The process of mass extinctions are inevitable,

      This is the primary source of disbelief in 'global warming' i.e. most people refuse to admit the possibility that humans CAN have an impact on the climate. It usually stems from a deep-seated religious belief that 'God' is in control. Global warming threatens this belief, and therefore rational thinking is thrown out the window.

      The rest of us realize that the planet has been warming up since the last ice age, which predates the accepted Christian 'beginning of the world' date. The only debate amongst the intelligent people is how much impact humans are having on the whole process.

      I'm pretty confident that if we really put the effort into it, we'd be able to either cook or freeze ourselves out of existence in a matter of a few decades.

    13. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Along with what bill_mcgonigle said, you chart is useless regardless.

      Absolute data is necessary. Warming? Relative to what?

    14. Re:And yet, what is being missed by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      We have semi-accurate temperature data for a short time and the warmest year in the US was 1934 based on that.

      And my house was warmer this year, so any "global" stuff must be lies. What does "global" mean to you? That it includes neighboring states in addition to your home town? To "disprove" a global trend off a single data point is absurd. To do so off a single data point that doesn't even match what's being discussed makes you a liar. You know that I'm right, or you wouldn't have made sure to be accurate with your reference to the location that you were talking about.

      Yawn. Wake me up for the next groupthink scare.

      For useless groupthink lies being spread, I think you are on the side of ignorance and malice.

    15. Re:And yet, what is being missed by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's not one year you dolt, it's a long termm trend.

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    16. Re:And yet, what is being missed by sycodon · · Score: 1

      When 2001 was supposed to be 0.1 degrees Celsius warmer, everyone seemed to think it was pretty damned important.

      So facts that support GW. Very Important.
      Facts that don't, ahh..Pish Posh.

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    17. Re:And yet, what is being missed by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Ahh...you better call Algore...he completely misunderstands.

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    18. Re:And yet, what is being missed by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Nasa is calling your statistic irrelevant. Not to mention that 1934 was warmer than 2001 by about 0.1 degrees celsius.

      Actually, it is only about 0.02 ÂC (according to the link).

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  22. Announcement rescinded, sun has summer spots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, I bet that left someone seeing black.

  23. Maybe that's why... by megamerican · · Score: 3, Informative

    the Arctic ice refused to melt this summer. Does anyone remember the warning in June that the North Pole would be ice free?

    Of course, their prediction was way off (as always). When someone realized how bad their prediction was, they fear monger some more with more dire warnings!

    Remember that they have only been keeping sat. data for ice extent for a little over 3 decades, which of course is when the sun has been in a very active period.

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    1. Re:Maybe that's why... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Considering that recorded history is but a tiny fraction of human existence, which is in turn but a tiny fraction of earth's existence, I have a hard time believing anything anyone says about long-term trends. We just don't know.

    2. Re:Maybe that's why... by Troed · · Score: 1

      Andy Watts has a few old news paper clips on his blog about the north west passage being traversable several times before this century. The situation in the arctic right now is not unusual at all.

    3. Re:Maybe that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 years ago everyone was concerned about global cooling. Scientists even plotted how to spread coal dust on the ice caps to speed melting.

      Global warming is just this generation's boogie man. Wait a few years and we'll have a new one.

    4. Re:Maybe that's why... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What the hell are you smoking? There was a warning that it *could* be ice free. Not to mention that North Pole being ice free is not the same as no ice anywhere. And so far, they're on track to have the smallest summer covering ever. By a few million square kilometers.

      Really. If climate change wouldn't be such a huge issue, I'd take comfort in the fact that the only people disputing it can't even read the articles they're quoting. Instead, it's just depressing.

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    5. Re:Maybe that's why... by quax · · Score: 1

      The editors note that is now attached to the Register article that you link to really does not help to support your position. Incidentally I remember having read earlier that year that the warming trend will be put on hold this year because of a severe La Nina effect - apparently the National Geographic guys didn't get the memo.

    6. Re:Maybe that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the updated bit at the end of the article you cite?

      Walt Meier, research scientist at the NSIDC:

      ...Besides this significant error, the rest of the article consists almost entirely of misleading, irrelevant, or erroneous information about Arctic sea ice that add nothing to the understanding of the significant long-term decline that is being observed.

    7. Re:Maybe that's why... by megamerican · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you smoking? There was a warning that it *could* be ice free. Not to mention that North Pole being ice free is not the same as no ice anywhere. And so far, they're on track to have the smallest summer covering ever. By a few million square kilometers.

      Really. If climate change wouldn't be such a huge issue, I'd take comfort in the fact that the only people disputing it can't even read the articles they're quoting. Instead, it's just depressing

      You ask what I am smoking when every statement you make is completely wrong. If you bothered to look at the Graph it clearly shows that there is 10% more Arctic ice this year than last and is on pace to stay the same. Notice how the average varies between 7 and 14 million sq. km every year and the lowest (2007) was at 4 million sq. km. If this year would be lower by as much as you say, there'd be about 0 ice left in the Arctic.

      If you care to look at this graph You'll notice that the ice area in the southern hemisphere has been slightly above average.

      Yes, the article originally claimed 30% more ice than last year and was wrong because the pictures and the graph were a little misleading. It doesn't change the fact that in June every news outlet in the country said that there'd be almost no ice at the North Pole (it wasn't just national geographic) and they were very wrong.

      Not only was August sun spot free, but there have been over 400 spotless days in the current solar cycle.

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    8. Re:Maybe that's why... by megamerican · · Score: 1

      The editors note that is now attached to the Register article that you link to really does not help to support your position. Incidentally I remember having read earlier that year that the warming trend will be put on hold this year because of a severe La Nina effect - apparently the National Geographic guys didn't get the memo.

      The Register article DID help my position, however not as dramatically as I would have hoped :)

      The Ice extent graph showed 10% more ice than last year, whereas the map showed 30% more pixels than last year. The two sets of data appeared to be contradictory, but they were not. Still, the 10% increase of ice from last year instead of their being almost no ice is a big difference.

      Especially since it wasn't just national geographic reporting this, it was almost everyone!

      Exclusive: Scientists warn that there may be no ice at North Pole ...
      North Pole could be ice-free this summer, scientists say - CNN.com
      North Pole could be ice free in 2008 - climate-change - 25 April ...
      ABC News: North Pole Could Be Ice Free in 2008
      FOXNews.com - Report: North Pole May Be Ice-Free This Summer ...
      North Pole Could be Ice-Free This Summer | LiveScience
      Summer may see first ice-free North Pole - Climate Change- msnbc.com
      North Pole May Be Ice-Free This Year - AOL News
      No North Pole ice for 1st time in human history?_English_Xinhua
      An Ice-Free North Pole? - TIME

      Just a simple google search for "north pole ice free" will give you 1000's of articles. Notice how every one of these articles has very little variation. Not even fox news challenged the claim.

      So much for a free and independent press.

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    9. Re:Maybe that's why... by gnuman99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7585645.stm
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7588329.stm

      Yes, stay in your magic fluff land in-spite of reality.

    10. Re:Maybe that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amusingly, that register article (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/15/goddard_arctic_ice_mystery/) is completely off base and there is a stupendously hilarious rebuttal by the scientists who the author is attempting to lambast that thoroughly trounces his absolutely flakey, superficial reasoning. Basically, there is still plenty of concern, the poles are becoming more and more ice free every year, and a little blip in seasonal variations are insignificant when compared to global trends.

    11. Re:Maybe that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, their prediction was way off (as always).

      I'd suggest that you avoid getting your climatology information from The Register. Of course if you also get your dieting advice from supermarket tabloids, it's not like you'll get any stupider reading El Reg so YMMV.

    12. Re:Maybe that's why... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Looks like I underestimated how much ice there was last year. Well, we're gonna find out in October who is right and who is wrong, no? From what I remember, the prognosis was about 3.4M km^2 at its lowest. Mark your calendar.

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    13. Re:Maybe that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ice cores ? Fossil tree rings ? Geological record ? Theres a lot more climate trend data available than just recorded human history.

      We don't 'know' but we can extrapolate ... which it turns out the climatologists and other specialists have been doing for several decades now.

    14. Re:Maybe that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, so we don't know. Thanks for trying to weasel word what I already said.

    15. Re:Maybe that's why... by MadAhab · · Score: 1

      Of course, we've only explored a trillionth of a trillionth of the solar system, never mind the universe, therefore all astronomy must be wrong.

      Shouldn't you be at the RNC convention, dumbass?

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    16. Re:Maybe that's why... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If only some of those same people weren't in congress.

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    17. Re:Maybe that's why... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yu seem to neglected that the experts warned that it might happen and

      the national geographic article says:
      "Recent models suggest that the Arctic won't see its first completely ice-free summer until somewhere between 2013 and 2030."

      The NDIDC said that it might be melted.
      The said:
      "The National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) in Boulder, Colorado released an alarming graph on August 11, showing that Arctic ice was rapidly disappearing, back towards last year's record minimum. Their data shows Arctic sea ice extent only 10 per cent greater than this date in 2007, and the second lowest on record. Here's a smaller version of the graph:"

      "Graphs were a little misleading"
      No they said 30% because their method was wrong.

      This is stupid because you are taking one years and using that to back your ideology.
      It's the trend that matters.

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    18. Re:Maybe that's why... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      The arctic ice didn't refuse to melt. It's already the second lowest since satellite measurements started taking place and there is still about a month left to the melting season.

      I won't comment on the alarmist articles. There as bad as people claiming we're having no impact on the environment.

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    19. Re:Maybe that's why... by quax · · Score: 1

      IMHO I strongly agree with you that the US press is a joke. All copying the same crap spoon fed to them from the wire services. The first time I read about the La Nina effect bringing us a cold year was in April on a German site. If you throw the text in an automatic translation app (such as babelfish.yahoo.com) you should be able to get the gist of it.

    20. Re:Maybe that's why... by level4 · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you smoking?

      Ice?

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    21. Re:Maybe that's why... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Hey look - an updated graph: http://nsidc.org/images/arcticseaicenews/20080827_Figure2.png I'd say the difference is now about 2-5% from last year's record minimum. Extrapolating from the current curves, I'd say that a new minimum record will be set by mid-September.

      It looks like the predictions I heard were pretty spot on. And that crack you've been smoking must be pretty rocking.

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  24. Forecast pushed back by VAXcat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ah good - that gives me more time to get my HF antenna up. No sunspots - no HF radio propagation....now I can put off climbing up on the roof.

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    1. Re:Forecast pushed back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sucks to be a radio operator. Fortunately in modern times the Internet has practically eliminated the need for a radio because it's more reliable, consistent, etc.

      I have been licensed for almost 20 years now but rarely use the radio other than for emergency work when the Internet is unavailable. Every time I spend a bunch of effort doing radio stuff I feel like I have wasted my time. Yeah, I managed to break 1000 miles on 2M (meteor scatter) but so what, it was hard and not reliable enough to be useful for anything. So I get on HF and chatter about... meh, I can join chat-room if that's what I want. Other than emergency work I feel it's all just so pointless nowadays.

    2. Re:Forecast pushed back by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      No sunspots - no HF radio propagation

      If you say so.... 10m has been lots fun this summer and last summer, and 40m and 20m still haven't let me down.

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    3. Re:Forecast pushed back by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...now I can put off climbing up on the roof."

      And your neighbors thank you.

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  25. Month or 30 days? by gorckat · · Score: 1

    Who cares about calendar months- have there ever been any other 30 day periods (say the 10th through the 9th) without spots?

    1. Re:Month or 30 days? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      What a ridiculous question. I mean really, "who cares?"

      I only want to know if it has been consecutive days of a Julian calendar month. That is all.

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    2. Re:Month or 30 days? by mbius · · Score: 1

      Obviously this guy doesn't realize the calendar was one of Germany's concessions after the war.

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    3. Re:Month or 30 days? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Generally, no. Usually those who are watching these things happen they measure hundreds of sunspots and then try to do a statistical average over the course of a month to make up the monthly average. Sometimes sunspots are more heavily concentrated on one side of the sun rather than the other, so a monthly statistical average makes much more sense than taking a strictly daily number.

      Instead, they are now grasping at straws to even mark off what might even remotely be called a sunspot. That is why this is such a big deal, as reporting the number "0" is often something used to mark off missing data than the actual number observed.

      Even if you arbitrarily mark off some other set of 30 days to calculate this figure, this is something to pay attention to.

      Here are some daily data sets to compare. First, for 2000:

      ftp://ftp.ngdc.noaa.gov/STP/SOLAR_DATA/SUNSPOT_NUMBERS/AMERICAN_NUMBERS/2000

      And then for this year (2008):
      ftp://ftp.ngdc.noaa.gov/STP/SOLAR_DATA/SUNSPOT_NUMBERS/2008

      There is a huge difference between these two datasets, and it is remarkable for all of the zeros that are noted in any given day. What is even being called a sunspot is something that is called into question here.

      For a whole bunch of historical data, including measurements of sunspots by ancient Chinese historians and data going back several thousand years, see:

      http://www.ngdc.noaa.gov/stp/SOLAR/SSN/ssn.html

      This includes daily measurements as well as the monthly averages.

  26. Cue the theories by squoozer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As to how the Earth is heating up due to there being too few sun spots or birds are falling out of the sky and little children are being eaten by monsters at the worlds edge.

    I'm really interested in stories about science but every one like this seems to be taken as an excuse for the uninformed to come up with todays hair brained theory to scare the masses. I wonder if we can link this to terrorism in some way.

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    1. Re:Cue the theories by tjstork · · Score: 1

      If only mother nature were cooperative... Well, before Newton discovered gravity, you could still get killed by a falling rock.

      Sadly, just because we don't know have a cause for why less sunspots might cool the planet doesn't categorically rule it out. The only intellectual discipline that can have the rigor of a mathematical proof, is well, mathematical proofs, and after that, the universe is decidedly less cooperative. All you can really say is, based on what we know, sunspots probably shouldn't be changing the climate, but if it turns out that they do, then what we know changes...

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    2. Re:Cue the theories by trongey · · Score: 1

      ...little children are being eaten by monsters at the worlds edge.

      Oh, that one's not a theory. People have known about it for centuries. That's why you never see your children again if you put them in a small boat and push it out into the ocean.

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    3. Re:Cue the theories by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The "science" here is that there has been a noted historical correlation between long-term solar minimums and overall global temperatures, as noted by historians who have kept records of sunspots going back to the 1750's with specific daily sunspot counts and historical records of daily average temperatures for a rather large number of locations around the Earth.

      More to the point, while the exact mechanism for why this occurs isn't completely clear, that it does happen is a historical fact... at least for noting that similar periods in the past did have a significant drop in temperatures throughout the world. Unlike most of the global warming scare numbers, this is based on information that goes back hundreds of years and could be done with 18th century equipment. It is also collaborated with other information like tree rings and ice core samples that go back to the same era.

    4. Re:Cue the theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...come up with todays hair brained theory to scare the masses

      Perhaps you meant: "today's harebrained"

      While having brains made of hair is probably worse, I wouldn't like having the brain of a rabbit either.

  27. She's PREGNANT !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tokes for everyone !!

  28. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course atmospheric/climate scientists have considered the impact of the sun. Please, don't assume they're complete idiots.

    The problem with global warming alarmism is not not the climate science is poor, but that it is used to rationalize unnecessarily intrusive interventions in people's lives that have little to do with preventing catastrophe, and very questionable impact on net emissions.

    The obvious, least economically damaging, least intrusive way to handle the problem is to simply internalize the costs that CO2 emissions throw off, either by tradeable caps or a tax, and then apply the funds to mitigating the damage. Then, you don't have to do impossible calculations about which activities are "truly wasteful", and people can decide how they cut back. And even if they don't, such a solution is still robust, as such a decision would just generate more funds with which to handle the problem.

    But the most vocal alarms don't want this. Instead, they propose a laundry list of intrusive interventions, and then want to pick and choose which technologies are the "right" ones. If they were honest about wanting to avert catastrophe, the debate today would be about the size of the tax or cap, not about whether we should ban this particular product on the grounds that it gets an emotional reaction out of some people. Alarmism has been more about whether you're "on the team" or not. If the most efficient solution for you is to get better insulation rather than a hybrid, well, the latter would signal that you're "one of them" and the former wouldn't, so ...

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  29. Re:Standby and get ready! by delt0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The argument being made is that it HAS been proven, as far as one can prove anything in such indeterministic systems.

    If by GW you mean AGW then like hell it has. If you read ./ summaries, a few newspapers and A. Gore, then perhaps its a "fact". But read the source peer reviewed articles they claim to summarize. They use phrases like "it suggests", and "gives support to" rather than phrases like "statistically significant".

    A good question to ask is how is the "mean" earth temperature measured, both current and Historic and whats the variance?

    There are some facts out there that do matter (e.g. CO2 increases from industrialization). But thats not a proof of any claimed causal effects.

    We simply have not been doing this sort of modeling long enough nor tested it enough to give credible confidence intervals yet. I'm not saying that mitigation programs now don't make sense. They do, but I can think of a lot of better reasons that AGW.

    And in regard to general agreement in the scientific community WRT AGW? If you don't agree or are even just a little bit skeptical, you would have left that community a long time ago. Using a set of examples where there "was general agreement" that turned out to be wrong does not support the idea that "general agreement" on AGW is evidence of AGW.

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  30. Google "95 year Cycle" by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    There are cooling trends, Vedic descriptions of the "Divine Day" and Easter calculations. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%2295+year+cycle%22&btnG=Search Ur Primitivz want theyr kalenderz back.

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  31. Man's CO2 emmisions made the spots go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously caused by the people driving Hummers.

  32. Awesome misread by Uthic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read that as "The Sun has First Topless..", thought The Sun here in Toronto finally decided to spice up the Sunshine Girl.

  33. History is made by trends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    History is not made by people, but by trends. The people who ride at the crest of the wave, and are in the spotlight, sometimes seem to be making history...but the only reason these people are in the position they are in, and the only reason their actions are effective, is because of the huge numbers of other people who empower them and obey them.

    The current trends in America seem to be ignorance and pettiness tapered with sloth and fear. Bush and his antics are just a symptom of that, as will be Obama and his antics. I predict a lot of socialist posturing (because the majority of the American people today just want to be taken care of) and little that actually addresses any of the real problems of our day.

    Eventually things will suck badly enough that the trends change. Until then, it will just be more of the same, no matter who is in office.

  34. Does this affect total power output? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    So,

    I know sun spots are a different temp than the sun overall - has this had an effect on the energy output of the sun?

    1. Re:Does this affect total power output? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Not really, perhaps a .5% total change in power output. Sun spots are linked to the strength of the magnetic field of the sun though, which some people have tried (with limited success) to tie into global warming theory. The most prominent thoery states that a weakening of the sun's magnetic field causes more cosmic rays to strike the earth, the cosmic rays increase cloud formation, the clouds reflect sunlight, cooling the earth. The last I heard of that theory was years ago though, don't know if they were ever actually able to supply evidence.

    2. Re:Does this affect total power output? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I know sun spots are a different temp than the sun overall
      > - has this had an effect on the energy output of the sun?

      Paradoxically, the fewer sunspots, the quieter the Sun, and the lower the received radiation, and so the Earth cools. More sunspots (which are cooler than the rest of the almost perfect vacuum of the photosphere) implies that the Sun is hotter, so we get hotter.

  35. I blame global warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I blame global warming.

  36. Global Cooling Warning by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to warn of impending global cooling. The increase of Arctic Ice by 30% in one year and the spotless sun, shows that the whole earth can be covered by ice sheets a mile thick in less than a decade. Everyone should run out and buy large SUVs to be able to negotiate the worsening road conditions for the few years we have left before glaciers destroy everything.

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    1. Re:Global Cooling Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The increase of Arctic Ice by 30% in one year...

      If you're referring to Steven Goddard's assertion as detailed in the Register article linked above, if you read the whole thing including the editor's note and Goddard's reply you will find that the actual figure was 10%, and Goddard himself agrees that he was wrong and 10% is correct.

  37. Re:Standby and get ready! by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    There you go again, using logical fallacies about how you can't 'prove a negative'. That does not help your cause.

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  38. Stupid question... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    (And moot now that the sunspeck appeared)

    But presumably the sun is only spotless on the face that we can see, or do we know that the 'dark' side of the sun is also spotless. Given that it takes 25 days for the sun to rotate, a spot might flare up and we'd know nothing about it.

    Or is there some solar observatory that I don't know about?

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  39. Agggg! Global warming. by goffster · · Score: 1

    surely it must be so

  40. Bush's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I blame Bush. If he'd only signed the Kyoto Protocol everything would be just fine.

  41. Not conservatives, scientists by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Conservatives are going to jump on this one quick to 'prove' that global warming isn't manmade. Don't say I didn't warn you!

    As a conservative I believe more power to the individual and local governments rather than federal, lower taxes, lower spending.

    Conservatives are cautious about global warming because Liberals are trying to introduce legislation based on it. We are handcuffing business, raising taxes, and affecting our day-to-day lives because of "global warming."

    If this is what has to be done, so be it. We have a federal government for a reason.

    On the other hand there is plenty of evidence that Global Warming does not exist and it is being pushed by Liberals with an agenda. This is unacceptable. We should not be destroying our economy because of "maybes."

    1. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by Nursie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "On the other hand there is plenty of evidence that Global Warming does not exist"

      No there isn't. All the evidence points towards global warming. It's not 100% reliable at present, but there's really no evidence that GW doesn't exist or is some sort of fallacy.

      "and it is being pushed by Liberals with an agenda."

      That is an unfortunate truth, that it's been jumped on by lovers of hyperbole, by luddites and socialists and all sorts of others with an agenda or something to sell.

      These two things are seperate.

    2. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by HasselhoffThePaladin · · Score: 0

      Looks like you forgot to check the "Anonymous Conservative" box.

    3. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      How's this for a market-based solution: put a tax on activities (other than breathing) that cause CO2 output? This makes the extra costs involved in curbing CO2 output are now worth the price. And to deal with the international issue, you require trading partners to have a similar tax.

      Those are the sort of mainstream proposals being floated for reducing CO2 output. The most shrill environmentalists don't speak for all Liberals, just like Ann Coulter does not speak for all Conservatives.

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    4. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Political ideology does not refute accumulated scientific knowledge.

      Can you reference any "evidence that Global Warming does not exist and it is being pushed by Liberals with an agenda"? Your belief is not sufficient.

    5. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Since when is a government imposed a tax for the express purpose of influencing a behavior "market-based"?

      Also, good luck with the "require trading partners to have a similar tax" bit.

    6. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence it's not happening..cause you can't prove a negative.
      There is however a metric but load of evidence it is happening. CO2 emission fits. Could something come out the changes this? sure but I would need to be from a completely unique source.

      This big problem is people like you that keep breaking this into an US v. Them debate.

      we do not need to destroy our economy because of this. The market will adapt. What we need is clean energy sources. Getting coal off line should be our number 1 goal. This can be done, and it can be done without harming the economy.

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    7. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by chrb · · Score: 1

      Taxes that apply the real world cost of an externality are common in market based systems. See, for example, the California air pollution tax - for a nice introductory economics analysis see "The Undercover Economist".

      Also, agreeing with trading partners to implement similar taxation systems is possible - cross-border taxation with the E.U. is an obvious example, where countries are in effect regulated through general agreement in to not dropping VAT or corporation tax to "harmful" levels (where harmful is something that encourages artificial tax structures within the otherwise free-trade market).

    8. Re:Not conservatives, scientists by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The tax acts as a correction to the negative externality of CO2 emissions. After that, the businesses affected have any options the market can produce. In other words, such a tax is the minimum amount of regulation available that still corrects the market failure that is necessarily involved when you're talking about pollution.

      Requiring trading partners to have a similar tax works like this: If you want to export goods to the US, you have to have a tax of at least x% on carbon emissions. Since the US is the largest importer of goods at the moment, that puts the US in a strong position when it comes to dictating the terms. That would of course require trade negotiators that are more interested in protecting the environment than they are interested in lowering trade barriers, but it could be done.

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  42. Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my boyfriend panics.

    1. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The sun is really old though, so maybe in this case it's menopause (solarpause?)

    2. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time you miss a month "I" panice too! :)

    3. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by CmdrSam · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then send him to http://www.my-vasectomy.com/ ."Cross Your Legs and Enter"

      Jest aside... we've got a lot of thoughtful people here so I want to add that we've got *very* initial studies indicating an increase in a type of dementia among guys who've had vasectomy. Not Alzheimer's - this one removes your use and understanding of language, but the victims otherwise seem okay. That's still terrible though. Results were more incidents of this dementia, and occuring earlier. An intial hypothesis is the trouble may be that the operation breaks the brain-blood barrier, as the same thing separates your sperm from the rest of the system.

      So if you've had a vasectomy, or are looking into it, you want to find out about that study. Damn shame, but there it is.

    5. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      You'd probably panic if you were only spotting every month. If the sun ever has a period, we are all fried.

    6. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His name isn't Levi by any chance?

  43. Relationship with global warming by 4D6963 · · Score: 1, Informative

    After a bit of comment reading and Wikipedia reading, here's what has to be said to the global warning-related sarcasms. The sharp rise in temperatures is of course due to our activity, which is why we have nothing else like this rise in our long records of Earth temperatures dating back to hundreds of thousands of years ago (if I recall correctly). However, the high sun activity of the past century didn't help a bit, as it we reached at least 1,200 year activity high! Which means that if the downward trend is confirmed, this could be a God sent reprieve while we try to get hold of our gaseous emissions. In other words, yes it did contribute quite a bit to the problem, no it's not the sole root of the problem, or even the majority of it, and yes this is good news as the offset could be very beneficial to us. A fortunate coincidence of sorts.

    I for one cannot wait until we can ice skate from New York City to London again!

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    1. Re:Relationship with global warming by Xelios · · Score: 1

      You'll excuse me if I don't put much faith into determining a 1 or 2 degree global temperature variation over hundreds of thousands of years by looking at ice core samples. I'm not a climate researcher, but common sense tells me that inferring hundreds of thousands of years of climate history to an accuracy of 1 or 2 degrees C through proxy measurements of systems we're just beginning to understand is ridiculous.

      Why don't we be honest with ourselves and admit we really don't know what's going on, but just to be on the safe side we should move to cleaner sources of energy. It couldn't hurt.

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    2. Re:Relationship with global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum". It has happened in the past, and to much more serious degree than the current "catastrophe."

    3. Re:Relationship with global warming by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      However apparently not as suddenly (wikipedia talks about a 1,000 year period) and the causes for it are a mystery, but considered the speculated causes such as huge volcanic activity and comet impacts, I think we would have noticed if our current event was due solely to natural causes.

      Oh well, I've gotta love Americans for still debating on the causes of global warming. It's almost endearing.

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    4. Re:Relationship with global warming by feepness · · Score: 1

      in our long records of Earth temperatures dating back to hundreds of thousands of years ago

      It's really a shame the ancient Egyptians never get credit for keeping temperature records.

    5. Re:Relationship with global warming by daver00 · · Score: 1

      Because that doesn't sell.

      I agree with you, I'd like to see the error margin in those temperature readings, but the truth is that since you are not directly measuring the temperature - it is derived from other measurements, the error is compounded. Then you have to assume we have the correct model to use to predict temperatures from ice core samples and that there isn't just something simple in the science we missed (cos you know, that barely ever happens right?) which throws them out by say quarter of a degree, or a tenth of a degree. Seems right now you could be out by one one hundredth of a degree and suddenly all the derived historical temperature readings fall into line with current measurements.

      I always ask myself: what if, rather than simply having the wrong model, there is a bias in the model we use to infer historical temperature as in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bias_of_an_estimator

      Look I'm sure the scientists involved have done the error analysis but still, uncertainty is the name of the game and this sort of extrapolation of data is considerably error prone. Engineering is what I understand, but I can tell you there's a shitload of money out there for engineering research, mostly because it is something that companies and governments see as having true measurable economic benefits, and still what we understand of the world is marginal, fudged, weighted, curve fitted, extrapolated, inferred, assumed and most certainly uncertain. We are talking about systems that are infinitely more complex than simple engineering systems, models that require thousands upon thousands of interacting variables to properly describe.

      I'm not a skeptic of the evidence to suggest warming and cooling trends, past or present. But given what I know about science I am deeply skeptical of our ability to accurately model those trends and the human impact on them.

    6. Re:Relationship with global warming by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Tell me again, how qualified are you to emit such a judgement? Oh wait nevermind, this is Slashdot, everyone's qualified to dismiss anything.

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    7. Re:Relationship with global warming by Xelios · · Score: 1

      It's called critical thinking. You know, the opposite of accepting everything that's dished out by some guy with a degree.

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    8. Re:Relationship with global warming by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      It's called critical thinking.

      Yeah, and you fail at using it.

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  44. hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many sign of the apocalypse to pick from this year!!!! lol

  45. Re:far side of the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the sun rotates, the easiest it to just wait for it to turn around

  46. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    You are arguing the point with the wrong person. My phrase "The argument being made is that it HAS been proven, as far as one can prove anything in such indeterministic systems" was playing devil's advocate - it is the argument used in favor of political action regarding Global Climate Change.

    I then gave examples where such "proof" turned out to be illusory, and finished with a caution about dismissing skeptics. I'm not suer how you got the impression that I am a proponent of political action to address Global Climate Change.

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  47. Re:Standby and get ready! by oodaloop · · Score: 0, Troll

    Doesn't seem to stop people from believing there are no WMDs in Iraq. "I can't find any, therefore none exist!"

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  48. Re:man'kind' may speculate, on the side of further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf is with these posts in every thread? I'm not that new here, but I dont get it.

  49. Re:Standby and get ready! by Jock+Kodimar · · Score: 0

    The obvious, least economically damaging, least intrusive way to handle the problem is to simply internalize the costs that CO2 emissions throw off, either by tradeable caps or a tax, and then apply the funds to mitigating the damage.

    Why don't you guys just admitt that you are using the "global climate change" as a tool to push socialism/communism.

    There is far better ways to lower the carbon dioxide levels that a trade cap or a tax. How about incentives rather than penalities?

    Give companies or people tax breaks if they implement a "green" technology or if they can prove the they are producing less carbon dioxide.

    If lowering the carbon dioxide level is SO important destroying the economy or even crippling it is NOT going to help the situation. Where do you think all the money is going to come from to implement all these neat new green technologies?

  50. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "Continental drift theory still hasn't actually been conclusively proven either."

    You are either slyly reinforcing my point or it went right over your head, and I really can't tell which. Well played, sir!

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  51. Re:Standby and get ready! by delt0r · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I did in fact miss that completely then.

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  52. Missing the obvious by Foolicious · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why is everyone missing the obvious? The greenhouse gasses on earth are actually CAUSING the lack of sunspots! Don't you see? Not only will greenhouse gasses destroy our planet, they will destroy our solar system, our galaxy...and beyond. More proof of the terrible consequences of driving SUVs and using air conditioning.

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  53. Re:Standby and get ready! by db32 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A bit of a tangent, but thank you for providing me an excellent link on why militant atheists are just as insane as fundamentalists. Aside from the fact that this guy abuses the hell out of what the word "theory" means, he takes a pretty screwball approach to saying you can prove a negative. Really it all boils down to splitting hairs and saying "close enough" in an elaborate attempt to mock Christianity. The fact that he would dedicate so much time to building up this construct to attack Christainity (which according to him is irrelevant because the Christian god can't exist) pretty much proves how irrelevant he really is.

    I'm not even Christian and I find this kind of tripe unbelievably ignorant.

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  54. My SUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I thought it was because I parked my SUT all month last month.

  55. Re:Standby and get ready! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Of course atmospheric/climate scientists have considered the impact of the sun. Please, don't assume they're complete idiots."

    Just like NASA scientist would never confuse meters with feet.

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  56. Re:Standby and get ready! by mbius · · Score: 1

    There we go, asking people to prove negatives again.

    Phew. I've always had this feeling sqrt(2) was rational, but there was never a solid argument until now.

    Here:

    to 'prove' that global warming is natural.

    Better? You don't have to believe in Big Green hysterics to maintain logical integrity.

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  57. A sign of impending doom? by popo · · Score: 1

    Is this going to be one of those "Look the tide just went out further than it's ever gone before!" things?

    Could marveling at our wonderfully spotless sun be sort of like saying, "Let's all skip down on to the beach and pick up the pretty fish!"

    Maybe I'm just a doom-and-gloom type, but when the source of all life on Earth suddenly changes it's behavior in some very perceptible way... I think that's maybe, you know... 'bad'.

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    1. Re:A sign of impending doom? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      i thought the same thing. What do you bet the sun has a serious case of Helium constipation, and in a year or two, it's just going have a massive core flameover or something evil and fry the planet.

      we will all have to run! where, I have no idea. But RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

      RS

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    2. Re:A sign of impending doom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Definately a "Sign of Impending Doom".
      WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

      The real question is, what are you going to do about it? If the Sun goes out, blows up, or toasts us with a super jet, its all over down here.

      The thing is.... we are all going to die anyway. It's just a matter of timing. So, get on with your life. Personally, I'm not going to spend my hours worrying about galactic or solar catastrophies because absolutely none of my worrying will make any difference whatsoever when the time comes.

      Maybe in another 200-500 years we'll have technology capable of influencing the Sun's behavior, but I think that's a stretch considering I'm still driving an internal combustion vehicle powered by fossil fuels because nuclear enegry is too 'scary'.

  58. Re:Standby and get ready! by mpapet · · Score: 1

    The obvious, least economically damaging, least intrusive way to handle the problem is to simply internalize the costs that CO2 emissions throw off, either by tradeable caps or a tax, and then apply the funds to mitigating the damage.

    I generally agree with your intrusiveness arguments. But disagree with the whole carbon dioxide plan.

    Carbon dioxide markets obfuscate and reward the grossest polluters who have the most wealth and power. I would argue the flipside, an oxygen market. Which is more quantifiable and not as corruptable as a carbon dioxide market and increases the supply of oxygen.

    1. Cap and trade is a political problem exposed to all of the usual failures associated with political problems. Corruption, centralization of influence, etc.

    2. Carbon dioxide credits don't attach a value to oxygen production. The rest of the world _still_ rewards turning the oxygen producing forests into more economically viable operations like farms, mining, harvesting the timber or industrial parks. And the citizens of that formerly forested country are enriched and in theory lead more comfortable lives by industrializing the formerly oxygen producing lands.

    3. Carbon dioxide markets disprove a negative which is why the grossest polluters don't mind the discussion. It's a guaranteed political firestorm with no logical basis. Start a discussion about wealth generated by oxygen production and it is *much* more politically viable.

    4. Focusing on carbon dioxide markets creates expensive schemes like pumping carbon into holes in the earth instead of focusing on increasing the supply of oxygen.

    Force the grossest consumers of oxygen (co2
    makers) to pay rent for oxygen production as a natural resource like oil and natural gas and it becomes wealth-building exercise admittedly fraught with the usual political problems.

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  59. No, that's not the real reason by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    The sun has discovered the best acne medication in the universe.

    You unscientific clod! The is clearly yet another symptom of man made global warming!! Our population is now so big, and the number of cows we raise is so large, and the quantity of their flatulence is so great that the methane is reaching all the way to the sun!!

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  60. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this will have an impact on global cooling. There was a correlation between a lack of sunspots during the little ice age in the 17th - 18th centuries.

  61. What does it mean? by beetlejuice321 · · Score: 1

    So whether or not people could view small sun spots in the early 1900's aside. what does it all mean? Is there some sort of environmental changes (or otherwise) we can expect to see on the Earth as a result?

    1. Re:What does it mean? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. Google for "little ice age". That's the last time there was a serious drop in solar activity. Basically, sunspots are a proxy for activity in the solar furnace: the fewer sunspots, the lower the sun's energy output. Less solar output means less solar heating of Earth and lower global temperatures. One month isn't going to make a difference, but if the sun goes into a prolonged period of low activity (lasting a full solar cycle or more) we'll notice the results.

  62. Re:Standby and get ready! by wiggles · · Score: 3, Funny

    Adrian Cronauer: Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

  63. AGHHHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

  64. The quiet before the storm. by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone asked Ken Shatten about this? For the latest weather on the sun -- http://solarscience.msfc.nasa.gov/.

    As for global warming, I was reminded by a friend that "the maximum temperature of Earth can be no higher than the maximum temperature of an equivalent black body, and the earth is approximately spherical and receives light from the sun on a cross-sectional area of a circle, but radiates thermal energy from the area of a sphere. The ratio of the spherical area to the circular area is four. Dividing the incoming energy flux by that gives the Earth an approximate maximum temperature of 285Kelvin. Again we have another inconsistency as this maximum temperature is below the widely reported global average temperature of 288Kelvin (17C). The maximum temperature found on the moon is approximately 390Kelvin." On Earth our maximum, like that of the moon, could be 117C. The official highest is around 57C, so we have another 60C possible increase!

    1. Re:The quiet before the storm. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Your friend isn't quite right. The computation is for an ideal black body. The incident energy flux is modified by the Earth's albedo or absorptivity, which is a function of wavelength. The emitted energy flux is modified by its emissivity, also a function of wavelength.

      Generally absorptivity and emissivity are roughly the same. However, within the Earth, objects absorb Solar radiation at wavelengths with high absorptivity and reradiate them at wavelengths with low emissivity. This significantly increases the temperature of the Earth. (There are some other effects, too -- like gradually losing part of our atmosphere to space.) This is why "greenhouse gases" are interesting -- they pass certain wavelengths of radiation and reflect others that result in Earth temperature increase.

      There's a fairly good description of this on Wikipedia's Stefan-Boltzmann Law page.

    2. Re:The quiet before the storm. by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      She is right about the moon, which on average is a much hotter place. We might not see 60C increase, but it might explain Mars.

    3. Re:The quiet before the storm. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Seems reasonable; I'm not really familiar with data for the Moon or Mars.

      The overall theory for the Stefan-Boltzmann argument is right, but as usual, there's some important subtleties. :-)

  65. Re:Standby and get ready! by thogard · · Score: 1

    Its not about pushing socialism, its about introducing new trade tariffs.

  66. Re:Standby and get ready! by delt0r · · Score: 1

    hahah, if i had mod points.... I wouldn't be able to do anything :(

    Point taken.

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  67. Re:Standby and get ready! by spicate · · Score: 1

    It's funny - instead of getting involved in the scientific process, most of you AGW skeptics would prefer to try to CHANGE PUBLIC OPINION. Or, you just harp on about how "liberal" or "biased" the scientists doing the work are, implying there is some sort of conspiracy at work.

    The irony is, when Intelligent Design people make the same accusations ("conspiracy", "errors", "no proof"), you ridicule them for not doing science.

    Try doing some science!

  68. Re:End of the Mayan Calendar? Yes by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The next solar sunspot peak was supposed to be around that time. Thats when there is the most solar storms and interference with satellites and electric grids.

  69. Spanish grammar nazi by corsec67 · · Score: 1

    It would either be "El Niño" or "La Niña", to match genders.

    You were trying to refer to "La Niña", or a sustained sea surface temperature anomalies of magnitude greater than -0.5C across the central tropical Pacific Ocean.

    (From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Ni%C3%B1o-Southern_Oscillation)

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  70. Re:Standby and get ready! by aevans · · Score: 1

    Name a more vocal alarmist than Al Gore. Or name the most vocal alarmist who isn't directly selling "carbon offset certificates" or trying to?

  71. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of complaints about CO2 use making the atmosphere have insufficient oxygen, so I don't follow that point you're making. Even extreme environmentalists don't seem to be worried about that, not yet anyway. I will however, respond to this point you made:

    Carbon dioxide markets obfuscate and reward the grossest polluters who have the most wealth and power.

    I think you're equating "cap and trade" with one specific implementation of it, in which emission rights are given to those already emitting. But that's just one way of initially allocating the caps. A different, preferable way would be to give them out via periodic (annual, biannual, whatever) auction in which everyone is on equal footing and no one gets a freebie. (Of course, the restrictions would probably have to be applied at the earliest point where the fuel is known to be burned, meaning only the companies extracting the natural gas/oil would be bidding anyway, so it's not like individuals are going to be bidding anyway.)

    Also, if there's a concern about impact on the poor or whatever, you can simply (p)refund a proportional share to each person, equal to the added cost of using some minimum amount of fossil fuel. Then if you use less than that threshold, you get money back.

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  72. Re:Standby and get ready! by pseudorand · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, my tinfoil hat is much, much bigger than yours. The Powers That Be [PTB] (the queen, the rothchilds' the Colonel, etc.) control both the conservatives and liberals at the highest levels. They play us off each other and maintain their own power my ensuring the general public is clearly divided against each other, ignoring the rich and powerful who are the real problem.

    Here's how it works:
    The 'PTB' have recently given a lot of money and power to the libs to promote the global warming idea base on "science". This is a check on the conservatives, whom they slowly put in power over the last few decades in order to check the liberals they let in in the 60s and 70s, and so on. The dems will continue to gain power in congress and win the presidency this year, but the failure of Global Warming models, which all assume a constant input from the sun, and failed policies based on the incorrect global warming/evil CO2/oil shortage assumption, will give the 'PTB' the opening they need to put the conservatives back in power, thereby checking the soon-to-be-powerful dems. What's more, the failure of "science" will foster a mistrust of real science in the general public, keeping us ignorant and controllable.

    Some of you might point out that even if the top 1% have a greater portion of the wealth now than they did 50 years ago, our standard of living has steadily improved (at least in Europe and America). This is true in many respects, such as the portion of our income we spend on food, access to communication, healthcare technology, etc. It's false in many others, however, such as quality of food (tasted a tomato lately?) and quality of communication (TV, blogs, and underfunded print media narrowly focused on national issues, vs. community clubs like the Elks and Lions and well funded print media focused on local issues). Plus, you have to take into account opportunity cost. How much more could our lives have improved had government made better decisions.

    What's more, we've become dependent on a system controlled by a select few. Healthcare is better, but you'd better keep working or you won't be able to see a doctor when you need to. Home 'ownership' is up when you ignore mortgages, but real debt-free ownership is way down. Water and Mineral rights are independent of land, so even those who think they own land can have it effectively taken away at any time. They're handing out plenty of fish but jealously guarding the poles and nets.

    Remember, it's not the guy with the thin black mustache you've got to watch out for. If he were evil, he'd be a complete failure because he looks it. The truly successful evil person is the ones that convinces his victims that he's not good. As I said, my tinfoil hat is the 10-gallon kind.

     

  73. global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah yada yada global warming give me a break.

  74. Re:Standby and get ready! by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They use phrases like "it suggests", and "gives support to" rather than phrases like "statistically significant".

    Actually, the Fourth Assessment Report produced in 2007 by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a report with several hundred scientific contributors and co-authors, uses phrases like "very high confidence" and "very likely".

    "There is very high confidence that the global average net effect of human activities since 1750 has been one of warming" (p. 37)

    "Most of the observed increase in global average temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to the observed increase in anthropogenic GHG concentrations" (p. 39)

  75. personally... by Forbairt · · Score: 1

    personally I blame solar warming and all the crap we're dumping in space

  76. That's all very interesting, but... by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    ...how does it relate to the price of oil?

    (That is the criteria for a news story these days, right?)

  77. Best technique: Wait two weeks. by DMCBOSTON · · Score: 3, Informative

    Best technique: Wait two weeks. The Sun's rotation is about 27 days.

  78. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My test of whether someone is genuinely concerned about catastrophe rather than power over others, is not passed by offering voluntary "carbon offsets" that have questionable impact anyway and aren't subject to 3rd party auditing.

    To pass it, the alarmist would have to advocate replacing all measures to combat CO2 emissions, with some method of internalization of the environmental costs (possibly with a subsidy to those that remove it from the atmosphere). That means they would advocate:

    -No subsidies for specific technologies.
    -No efficiency mandates.
    -No banning of products on the grounds that they are "inefficient".
    -No subsidies for ethanol.

    In other words, make people pay for the mess they make, and then let the market, armed with this price signal, ferret out the easiest places to make the reductions. (90% of them happen before any end user actually makes a decision: Wal-mart reducting truck wind drag, Tide shipping a more concentrated detergent, products being shipped from nearer places, etc.)

    Al Gore therefore does not pass. And "buying" credits from your own business certainly doesn't qualify for praise.

    There's a general point to made here: unilateral reduction of fossil fuel use is really an empty gesture. Since there are millions of uses that fossil fuels could be put to, you're simply allowing some person with different ethics to go buy what you didn't so they can go ahead with the use they had planned for it. So unless we all act in unison to internalize the CO2 emission costs for everyone, all we're really doing is turning over the fuel to someone else.

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  79. Re:Standby and get ready! by delt0r · · Score: 1

    Which is just another way to avoid saying the specific phrase "statistically significant" because there are no such credibility intervals.

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  80. Actually... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    I blame Windex and their new, improved glass polishing formula.

    1. Re:Actually... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, the problem is obviously Windows Vista, with it's new and improved AeroGlass user interface. "Sunspots are making changes to your system! [Allow] [Cancel]?"

    2. Re:Actually... by red+star+hardkore · · Score: 1

      How the hell is this insightful?

    3. Re:Actually... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      It's not. It's just funny. Someone just decided he or she would rather mod me as insightful rather than funny since insightful gives karma, but funny does not.

    4. Re:Actually... by idontgno · · Score: 2

      Well, I'm certainly no expert on gaming the mod system here, but I believe that "Underrated" gives karma, and has the valuable side effect of not being a blatant lie. YMMV.

      Now, "Funny" would have been perfectly appropriate. And as much as it pains me to say it, when I've posted something funny I have always wished people would use the appropriate moderation. I've earned my karma the hard way: whoring for it. And that's not the same as class-clowning it.

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    5. Re:Actually... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but while underrated gives karma, it's also not subject to metamod and some people also think that that is unfair.

      Gaming the moderation system is somethign I used to do back when the karma score was given as a number. I don't do that anymore, but I still have the knowledge of how to. ;)

  81. Who said all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The focus is on CO2 because that's the variable we can most control to a degree that would make a difference. We can quantify the impact of other natural phenomena such as sunspots and, in fact, need to do so carefully in order to separate out human influence from nature. This is already being done, however, and is a core part of climate research.

    As it turns out, change in solar output or in sunspots is not enough to account for the climate change trend. The former is very minor (the sun is quite stable) and the latter affects us in a minor way by blowing away (reducing) cloud cover and thus reducing the amount of energy that these clouds reflect back into space. A sunspot minimum thus ought to lead to cooling and yet our present average global temperature is higher than would be expected in the presence of this cooling despite being cooler than the past few years have been. That is, subtract out the known effects (which are cyclical and temporary)and you're left with a clear warming trend.

  82. 2005-2006 Reduction by bobbuck · · Score: 2, Informative
    We did going from 2005-2006: U.S. Carbon Dioxide Emissions from Fossil Fuels Declined by 1.3 Percent in 2006

    Of course the CO2 emissions have been almost flat under the environment friendly Bush administration versus the vicious Earth-rapers Bill Clinton and Al Gore. Look at this speadsheat.

    1. Re:2005-2006 Reduction by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      One data point does not make a trend, from your own link...

      "Through 2006, total U.S. energy-related carbon dioxide emissions have grown by 17.9 percent since 1990. Energy-related carbon dioxide emissions account for over 80 percent of U.S. greenhouse gas emissions."

      What really dismays me about your links is that the DOE are towing the Bush line of linking GHG limits to GDP measures in a last ditch effort to counter the global push for cap and trade based on physical quantities.

      GHG emmisions are a physical entity measured in tonnes, GDP is a mathematical entity that is used as an indicator of productivity. Sure is nice to have a high GDP and low GHG but this completely ignores the physical limits of how much GHG the biosphere can actually absorb.

      The Bush argument for controlling emmissions basically says that if we double GDP we can double emmissions and everything will be ok because the ratio has not changed - China's skyrocketing pollution levels are an excellent example of what is wrong with that thinking.

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    2. Re:2005-2006 Reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the trend is a LOT flatter than it used to be. Since Bush became president the absolute emissions have been almost flat. Most of the increase was under anti-environmental administration of Clinton/Gore. To give you and idea of how much President Bush cares about the environment, he spent extra money to build a low energy home while Al Gore selfishly heats his swimming pool and lives in a home that uses TWENTY times as much energy as the Tennessee average.

      I don't really think it's fair to completely discount the GHG/GDP ratio. If the world does move to a fair cap & trade emission system a lower GHG/GDP ratio would allow us to be more competitive in the world market. (I know it wouldn't ever be fair because leftist counties like Venezuela and Ecuador wouldn't be criticized even if they built power plants that ran exclusively on whale oil.)

    3. Re:2005-2006 Reduction by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Good job of the Bush regime to run down the economy! To think he did it all for he environment. Well, he and rising oil price.

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    4. Re:2005-2006 Reduction by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Lets start by dropping the political ad-homs. I'm not from the US and don't give a flying fuck what Gore and Bush do in their private lives, I fully expect ALL politicians to be hypocrites (it's their job!). I am however interested in US policy positions because we only have one atmosphere. And yes, it's a GoodThing(TM) that the trend is flattening but this would likely be due to state and corporate initiatives, not the current occupants of the whitehouse (unless the flattening is from a depressed economy).

      I don't dispute that the GHG/GDP ratio may be a useful measue of efficiency, however it is useless when it comes to keeping emmissions in check since any nation can increase GHG toward infinity and provided their GDP keeps up the ratio will not change. The US administrations effort to replace cap and trade with a GHG/GDP ratio is nothing more than a cynical excercise aimed at derailing an effective treaty and the rest of the planet knows it.

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  83. Not bad, not really by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    Great, now I know why summer this year was, well, pretty nonexistant really.

    It was just a cooler than normal summer. That's natural. It happens. The climate is not a static model that never changes, and frankly some of it's workings we don't understand yet, and may not for many years. But having the occasional cooler summer is no more worrisome than the occasional warmer summer. Frankly, living in the deep south, I appreciated the break this year, although it probably means we're in for a bitter winter.

    Kinda funny though, how we had a mild summer, and yet in spring, you had all those people predicting that the arctic would be ice-free by July.

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    1. Re:Not bad, not really by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      >Frankly, living in the deep south, I appreciated the break this year, although it probably means we're in for a bitter winter.

      That prediction has my vote. I'm putting in extra firewood this year.

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    2. Re:Not bad, not really by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      Here in Brazil (São Paulo) we are having one of the warmest winters ever.

    3. Re:Not bad, not really by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Kinda funny though, how we had a mild summer, and yet in spring, you had all those people predicting that the arctic would be ice-free by July.

      Excuse me? Who predicted all the Arctic ice would be gone? Anyway: The Arctic has become an island for the first time in modern human history.

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    4. Re:Not bad, not really by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I live an Florida and it has been hot this year. Not super hot but still hot. So I have no idea what your talking about.

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    5. Re:Not bad, not really by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? Who predicted all the Arctic ice would be gone?

      CNN: North Pole could be Ice-Free this summer, scientists say

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    6. Re:Not bad, not really by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Geesus, do you have trouble understanding words as simple as "could"? No wonder you have problem with understanding much more complex things like Global Warming.

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    7. Re:Not bad, not really by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Geesus, do you have trouble understanding words as simple as "could"? No wonder you have problem with understanding much more complex things like Global Warming.

      Well Lars, monkeys could fly out of your ass too, but I'm not going to actually suggest that... unlike the doofus in the article that, backed with his credentials, suggested the North Pole would be one big swimming pool.

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  84. First "Spotless Month"? - Ah, the great change... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess this had to happen eventually - the Sun, mother to our own Mother Earth, is having a "spotless" month - the great change is upon her. It can be a difficult adjustment - but it is, after all, a part of life...

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  85. PST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't UTC analogous to GMT? In that UTC == +0 GMT? That would put it at 4PM PST (-8 GMT). I suspect the poster/editor meant to say 5PM PDT (-7 GMT).

    1. Re:PST? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I believe UTC is not affected by DST, whereas GMT is.

    2. Re:PST? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I believe UTC is not affected by DST, whereas GMT is.

      No, it isn't. UTC==GMT, at least until they redefine UTC. It is UTC because no one at Greenwich was on GMT during WWII, and the name became a bit silly. And the French didn't like it, either.

  86. Re:Standby and get ready! by jadin · · Score: 1

    If you read ./ summaries

    There's a ./?? What's there? What else are you guys hiding from me?!?

  87. Don't be so hasty... by SageMusings · · Score: 2, Informative

    Until Netcraft confirms this, it hasn't happened.

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  88. No Bias? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change

    Yup, completely unbiased there. No Problem. We'll just go with what you said.

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    1. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not just the IPCC saying that global warming is likely due to human activities. That conclusion is also endorsed by the National Academy of Sciences, The American Meteorological Society, the American Geophysical Union and its parent organization, the American Institute of Physics, the national science academies of the G8 nations, Brazil, China, and India. and the American Association for the Advancement of Science. Very few scientists seem to disagree.

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    2. Re:No Bias? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      And if they did, would the still work in Climatology. Is there any room for a skeptic? Not from where I'm sitting.

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    3. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I imagine if a scientist could show clear evidence that global warming is not due to human activities, not only would they still work in climatology, but they would win a Nobel prize. Science is all about skepticism.

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    4. Re:No Bias? by limaxray · · Score: 1

      Go look up the main source of research funding for all of those agencies and seriously try to tell me there is no bias involved. If you want to get government funding for research, your best bet is to relate it to global warming; they're practically giving the stuff away.

    5. Re:No Bias? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      Very few scientists seem to disagree.

      So you admit that there are actually scientists who disagree? That puts you way out in front of Al Gore and his band of followers on this issue.

    6. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Okay, if you think those agencies are biased, how about the chief scientist for BP, one of the major oil companies. (Fast forward to 13:00 in the video to get to the part on global warming). Even he agrees that we need to cut carbon dioxide emissions by 50% to avoid potentially very undesirable consequences. He would surely be biased the other way, and yet he still agrees that anthropogenic global warming is occurring, and that we need to take action soon.

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    7. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. According to Al Gore "The vast majority of scientists agree that global warming is real, it's already happening and that it is the result of our activities and not a natural occurrence." He doesn't say no scientists disagree.

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    8. Re:No Bias? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You missed my initial post. NO, he wouldn't win a Nobel, at least not for may years. His theories would get no traction, he would be denounced as a crackpot, and would not get any funding.

      I mentioned Continental Drift before; we did a case study in my Philosophy of Science class. From Wikipedia:

      "The hypothesis that the continents once formed a single landmass, broke up, and drifted to their present locations was fully elaborated by Alfred Wegener in 1912. [2] Although Wegener's theory was formed independently and was more complete than those of his predecessors, Wegener would later credit a number of past authors with similar ideas: [3] [4] Franklin Coxworthy (between 1848 and 1890), [5] Roberto Mantovani (between 1889 and 1909), William Henry Pickering (1907) [6] and Frank Bursley Taylor (1908). ...
      Wegener was the first to use the phrase "continental drift" (1912, 1915) [2] [3] (in German "die Verschiebung der Kontinente" - since Wegener presented and published in German, his ideas did not reach the majority of scientists until 1922, when his book was translated into English) and formally publish the hypothesis that the continents had somehow "drifted" apart. And although he presented much evidence for continental drift, he was unable to provide a convincing explanation for the physical processes which might have caused this drift. His suggestion that the continents had been pulled apart by the centrifugal pseudoforce of the Earth's rotation was considered unrealistic by the scientific community.[11]

      [edit] Controversial years

      Wegener's hypothesis received support through the controversial years from South African geologist Alexander Du Toit as well as from Arthur Holmes. However, the idea of continental drift did not become widely accepted even as theory until the late 1950s. By the 1960s, geological research conducted by Robert S. Dietz, Bruce Heezen, and Harry Hess, along with a rekindling of the theory including a mechanism by J. Tuzo Wilson led to widespread acceptance of the theory among geologists."

      So the idea had been kicking around for a century, Wegener published it in English in 1922, and it still took 30 YEARS until the theory was accepted.

      Science is about skepticism, but it is also about consensus. And that consensus can be VERY powerful, overriding the existence of data that doesn't fit the accepted model. "That peg can't be square - the hole is round, therefore the peg must be round. You must have measured it incorrectly/it's an optical illusion/all we need to do is redefine "roundness" to include objects with 4 corners and equal sides and angles." (notice how "Global Warming" became "Global Climate Change"?)

      Scientific history is FULL of people ignoring data because it doesn't fit into their theory, and they simply CANNOT abandon that theory. Look at Peter Duesberg, the current poster child for crackpot scientists because he maintains that HIV doesn't cause AIDS. The thing is, when the viral theory of AIDS was first proposed, the mechanisms were so unlike any other disease that Duesberg rejected the theory based on established theories of viral infection. Now, 20 years later, the mechanisms are better understood and virologists understand how HIV works, but Duesberg won't give up. And there are still "square pegs" in the HIV model of AIDS - why don't some get infected? Why is the latency period all over the map? Haitians? (BTW, this was my final paper in that class)

      Science is NOT what they taught us in grade school.

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    9. Re:No Bias? by limaxray · · Score: 1

      There's still a clear bias but it seems you (and many others) are missing it: the 'evil' oil companies are now 'evil' energy companies. BP especially has been investing a good amount of capitol into clean energy technologies; it seems pretty obvious to me they're going to want to push their new products. These oil companies aren't dumb, they see the writing on the wall and have been making great strides to change their business models to work in the next generation of energy production. You can rest assured they will be at the forefront of CO2 cutting efforts and will being making bank every step of the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that of course, things only get done if there is someone who can make a dime off of it. The point is you shouldn't assume oil companies are against cutting CO2 emissions and have no bias in supporting AGW.

    10. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Why don't you simply point to the data being ignored because it doesn't fit into the global warming theory? Why not let us all look at it for ourselves and make our own conclusions? So far, I haven't seen any evidence that would cause me to seriously doubt global warming is man-made. Why would there be so many people denying global warming, and yet there doesn't seem to be any evidence to back up their claims?

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    11. Re:No Bias? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      Al Gore said "The debate in the scientific community is over." The absence of debate implies that there is no disagreement in the scientific community...and that is...wrong. There is ENORMOUS disagreement about this issue among scientists (and everyone else) about the causes and direction of global climate change. Al and his followers are attempting to move towards a future in which taxes and restrictions are placed on 'carbon footprint' based on the theory that a small change in atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration is causing global climate changes. As TFA suggests, global climate change may actually be caused by solar output and the direction may be the opposite of Al Gore's prediction...and much sooner. The evidence that carbon dioxide concentration may have any effect at all on global temperatures is based on some very shaky assumptions built into crude climate models. The things that people agree on are 1) atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations have increased and 2) global temperatures have warmed slightly in the last few decades. Connecting those two things together as cause-and-effect is NOT a matter of widespread agreement anywhere outside of the movie theatres showing Al's film.

    12. Re:No Bias? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Who said I was denying global warming? I'm simply pointing out that, as confident as you seem to be, you STILL MIGHT BE WRONG, and that villification of people who disagree with a theory is commonplace. There is nothing "special" about the situation surrounding Global Warming theory - the consensus is "A", some others say "B", and those people are treated poorly by the scientific community. All on the basis of "objectivity."

      I'm not saying that current global warming theory is correct or incorrect. I am pointing out hat the level of smug exhibited by those on the consensus side is unseemly for people who should know better.

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    13. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      No one said you were denying global warming. Who said I couldn't possibly be wrong? I didn't.

      But who says "B"? I have seen some of their evidence, and none of it seems to hold up. From what I've seen, the "A" people have all the evidence in their favor and the "B" people have none. Therefore, I am led to conclude that "A" is correct. I may be wrong, but I would want lots of "B" evidence before I would believe it.

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    14. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      You are correct that there is enormous disagreement about this issue among scientists, but it's not about whether global warming is caused by human activity. The debate is about exactly what sorts of climate changes we can expect, what a safe level of carbon dioxide is, what the impact of aerosols in the atmosphere is, and do forth. The debate about whether global warming is happening and whether it is man-made is over.

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    15. Re:No Bias? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      If you claim there's a clear bias in the reports I have pointed to, then please point to the "unbiased" reports on the causes of global warming. I'm genuinely interested in them to see if they show any plausible evidence that shows global warming is not man-made.

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    16. Re:No Bias? by hachete · · Score: 1

      Often in these conversations, it is assumed that a "perfect" debate goes on, that it is hermetically sealed within the scientific community. Yet nothing can be farther from the truth. For one thing, we have vested interests on the anti-side of the debate - Big Petroleum - who have and are waging a huge campaign to ensure that those outside the consensus are receiving a huge helping hand. Indeed, the waters are muddied, and those *inside* the consensus are vilified by Big Petoleums useful stupids. Witness the remarks in this debate which includes much mocking of the IPCC - indeed, my father called these guys crackpots - yet they are scientists drawn from across the world including the USA. Indeed, Bush's administration have repeatedly *watered* down the IPCC reports. The IPCC are a bunch of scientists trying to do good science.

      I for one believe in Global Warning, and would be happy to be proved. With me in this consensus are people like BP and some major insurers. I think the insurance companies have been convinced for a while now. However, I am becoming exasperated by those who nitpick a theory which is already quite loose; rather we should look for more facts to confirm or deny. Quickly.

      Yet I fear the anti-position has become too entrenched. I fear that governments are preparing for change rather than preventing change.

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    17. Re:No Bias? by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Show the variables and models used in calculating the output "average Earth temperature". Surely you have them memorized, with weightings, or feel free to link, you fraudulent LIAR.

      From what I've seen, the "A" people have all the evidence in their favor and the "B" people have none.

      You've seen jack and squat.

      Entertain us with crack cocaine high-larious models that show humans effecting the average Earth temperature by 20-25%, for even more "worst case scenario consensus" show average Earth temperature changing by 40% from human caused releases of CO^2.

      You people are the biggest frauds of "science" ever. And as more and more people become aware of how absurd the temperature claims variable weightings really are, "climatology" is going to be finished as a scientific discipline for at least a century. And don't forget to insist that your colleagues in other scientific disciplines worship you for opening the door wide open to government grant funding for all sorts of political aims. You can be remembered for paving the road for government scientific funding of creationism et al, and politically motivated retaliatory denial of funding for "leftist" science grant funded research. But this isn't necessarily all bad, as academia has been horribly corrupted by government puppeteer strings shaping science "research".

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    18. Re:No Bias? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Go back and re-read your own writing. In the consensus are the good guys, and outside are the bad guys. Outsiders have vested interests, insiders "are a bunch of scientists trying to do good science."

      Very neat.

      Very clean.

      Shockingly naive.

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    19. Re:No Bias? by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

      The IPCC is an independent scientific panel with hundreds of experts in the relevant sciences, organised as an international project by governments to investigate the phenomenon of climate change. They have sometimes been accused of watering down their findings and presenting less severe consequences than the evidence suggests because of pressures from governments, but that's the only serious charge of bias that I am aware of that has ever been brought. Most of the scientists who have examined their work -- and their work undergoes *intense* scrutiny -- thinks that their analysis is good. That includes the Nobel Prize committee. What bias do *you* think they have?

    20. Re:No Bias? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but don't you know that BP has gone "green" in a big way? Haven't you seen their commercials? They have a ton of $$ invested in green technology and will lose big time if there's no global warming. BTW, it's getting cooler already Brrrr!

    21. Re:No Bias? by hachete · · Score: 1

      Your cynicism only lowers the level of the debate indeed manages to destroy whatever debate there might be, and any effort we might expend trying to do the right thing, whatever that might be. Are you sure you don't work for a petroleum company?

      Yes, the IPCC might have vested interests - although you've yet to explain what these are - however, they're the ones bringing the bad news.

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    22. Re:No Bias? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      It was right here on /. that the same IPCC report was hammered for watering down the man caused global warming and over emphasizing the role natural global warming. Almost all climatologist agree that there is a degree of warming that was not caused by us. Thats the real debate. How much have we caused and if we double CO2 how much will we cause verses how much would happen anyway.

      There was no cynicism if you read the other posts by R2.0, like me you are missing his point. Time and Time again the lay people of the world believe that a general consensus in the scientific community is not subject to whims and popularity of theories. It is quite wrong. Scientist are just people and have the *same* bias's and prejudices and favorite's theories and axes that they like to grind just like everyone else.

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    23. Re:No Bias? by delt0r · · Score: 1
      Have you looked for *any* data. Have you read any of the peer reviewed papers? I'm guessing no. In my experience if a horse needs to be lead to water, it *won't* drink.

      I haven't seen any evidence that would cause me to seriously doubt global warming is man-made.

      And what *evidence* have you seen that causes you to doubt that its at least partly natural warming if not all. What evidence have you looked for. Where do you look for evidence? /. , New York Times, New Scientist? Yep no biases in any of those sources right. Seems to me you have decided what the facts are already. What would even constitutive evidence in your books?

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    24. Re:No Bias? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      The debate about whether global warming is happening and whether it is man-made is over.

      This is just wrong. The debate on how much man-made warming vers natural warming even spills over into the popular press. The IPCC report has a lot on how much is man vers nature. Most climatologists I know and the papers they write indicate that most think that at least some part of the warming is *not* man made.

      Perhaps the statement that there is global warming is hardly debated now is true. But that we did it or more importantly how much we perhaps have done and may do *is* debated.

      A lack of debate is not necessarily a good thing either.

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    25. Re:No Bias? by hachete · · Score: 1

      I agree about scientists being human ... but that doesn't take into consideration the sheer amount of money being sloshed around the system by the petroleum companies with the intent to scupper any consensus, or indeed progress towards tackling global warning. Beats the hell out of any local biases.

      So both of you are missing *my* point.

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    26. Re:No Bias? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Thats just bunk. What evidence do you have that with all this "sloshed" money? You read about in a newspaper? Or perhaps it was A. Gore that told you? Yep He would never lie about that sort of thing now would he. Newspapers and popular press would never make a false accusation for a high impact headline either right?

      I was working with a climate group more or less back a few years ago. My boss took the "models need a lot more work...." type thing at an interview. The newspapers printed that we must be getting oil money. In the next interview where was directly accused of taking "oil" money, he gave the address where the companies could send the money, because we didn't get a dime from them. In fact because of these accusations we lost almost all of the government funding.

      And look around, all the faith that we did it and yet hardly a soul is changing anything about there energy usage. The "oil companies" don't need to care because even the AGW doom sayers what to drive there SUV's.

      If you are a climatologist thats vocally skeptical about AGW its almost impossible to get funding.

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    27. Re:No Bias? by hachete · · Score: 1

      Let's see, Exxon trying to block anti-pollution methods for one thing ... http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/10/326170.shtml

      the oil companies have an incredibly nasty history - revolutions, wars etc. Look up their involvement with the Shah of Iran, for example. It's hard sometimes to see where Govt policy ends and the oil business begins. If they'll stoop to try and bend the regulations, I don't see why they shouldn't stoop to stirring a little mud over global warming.

      Really, get out the basement sometimes. It's a whole different view.

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    28. Re:No Bias? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of "I work as scientist" don't you understand. I worked with a climate group. I'm not in any basement, and most of that group work on different things due to the funding issues. Oil money in R&D is pretty much all in renewable energy stuff.

  89. Politics in Science by jmorris42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > All joking aside, does anyone else get the feeling they're changing the definition of a sunspot just so they can claim it was a spotless month?

    Actually my thought was more the opposite. I have made spaceweather.com one of my daily visits. When it looked like a sunspot MIGHT be forming the official sunspot number went from zero to three. Eh? Don't you actually have to have a spot to count it? Then the area of interest went away and they put the number back at zero. Looks like somebody decided somebody jumped the gun and corrected the records.

    Now why might this have happened? Why do papers predicting a period of low solar activity fail to be published (see the full articles)? Could it be the same reason scientific papers questioning global warming end careers without ever seeing the light of day? And of couse the refrain from the warmers is "all peer reviewed science supports man made Global Warming!" Science isn't becoming politicized, it IS politicized. Global Warming is the vehicle whereby "Scientific Socialism" is to bring untold political power to the 'elite educated and wise' few, and a rational planned and controlled world to the poor miserable peasants who would otherwise revert to cannibalism (or worse, a life of free markets without the elites) without their enlightened rule. Thus whether it is true or just a fairy tale is a question that must not be permitted to be entertained by 'serious people.' And the quickest way to ensure that is to define the phrase 'serious people' such that it excludes all who disagree with the official party policy.

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    1. Re:Politics in Science by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I would mod you up. Well put!

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    2. Re:Politics in Science by decoy256 · · Score: 1

      Precisely, jmorris42. You've nailed it.

    3. Re:Politics in Science by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now why might this have happened? Why do papers predicting a period of low solar activity fail to be published (see the full articles)?

      Sun spot cycles we a well known phenomenon.

      The low point of the cycle has been predicted for 2007-2008 for the last 20 years!

      This graph is one such prediction that you say has been suppressed.

    4. Re:Politics in Science by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

      Well put, however there are 3x more people agreeing with the original post rather than looking up the facts. Additionally groundless conspiracy theory got +5, Insightful for just being -1, Ignorant.

    5. Re:Politics in Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > scientific papers questioning global warming end careers without ever seeing the light of day

      Your conspiracy theory is debunked here.

      I invited sceptics to put their cards on the table, and send me documentation or other firm evidence of bias. [...] If there is an anti-sceptic bias running through the institutions of science, it is evidently keeping itself well hidden.

    6. Re:Politics in Science by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Sun spot cycles we a well known phenomenon.

      > The low point of the cycle has been predicted for 2007-2008 for the last 20 years!

      Duh. I do know about the solar cycles, I worked a lot of DX TV during cycle 21. And yes I know cycle 23 ended pretty much on schedule. What didn't go according to schedule is cycle 24 didn't start in Q1 of 2008 as expected. There is a fair amount of variability in the nominal 11 year cycle so a six month lull isn't a cause for panic. It IS however newsworthy, as the article notes, even if you keep the kinda sorta spot a month that quiet makes it something that hasn't happened in 50 years. A period when solar activity of abnormally high.... which happened to be when 'global warming' is claimed to have started.

      If it doesn't get going soon it will start to become a major story. More importantly, it is a story that will be suppressed as long as possible regardless of what the science says because we all know what the politics will be. One political party has bound itself to an unproven (and all but unprovable in any reasonable timeframe) theory in a naked power grab. That party will be all but destroyed if Global Warming were to be disproven.

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    7. Re:Politics in Science by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You do know something about sunspots and I agree a longer lull will be a "major story". However the statement "A period when solar activity of abnormally high.... which happened to be when 'global warming' is claimed to have started." indicates you know nothing about climate science let alone what (if anything) it has to do with sunspots.

      Here is a link to an attribution graph from the IPCC (complete with error bars). You will notice that the solar flux has been taken into account and that sulphides emmited by humans is the largest negative forcing. Notice that the error bars on the net forcing do not dip below the axis.

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  90. August numbers in by ekihn · · Score: 3, Informative

    All, Interesting story but the official numbers are in and there were two days with spots for August (21,22). You can follow all the action at our http://spidr.ngdc.noaa.gov/ website which has SSN back to 1610 (among other indices). No doubt this cycle is unusual in its delayed start though. Regards, Eric

  91. Sun is dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't sun a bsd unix? Well, it's dying. This is further proof.

  92. Yes, but by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    ... Global Warmi... uh, Climate Change predicts this.

  93. Definite proof that this is not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If DailyTech's nutter (Michael Asher / "masher2") says something is true, there's a pretty good chance that it isn't. That guy makes Fox News and Steven Milloy seem respectable. As such, it's safe to assume that, in reality, last month the Sun looked like a dalmatian.

  94. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good question to ask is how is the "mean" earth temperature measured, both current and Historic and whats the variance?

    A less statistical variation of this question is: "What is the temperature of the Earth SUPPOSED TO BE?"

    Before we go trying to optimize it all, that might be some good knowledge to have (regardless of what side of the debate you might be on).

  95. Evidence? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Where is your evidence of valid "scientific papers questioning global warming ending careers without ever seeing the light of day"?

    We have lots of real evidence of oil corporations funding fake science to deny climate change. Do you have real evidence of your conspiracy theory claims?

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    1. Re:Evidence? by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Where is your evidence of valid "scientific papers questioning global warming ending careers without ever seeing the light of day"?

      Start with the article linked by Slashdot, then wander over here, then Google is yer friend:

      National Post: The Deniers

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    2. Re:Evidence? by AusIV · · Score: 1

      A Google search for a parenthesis is your source? I've seen a lot of ad-hominem attacks on scientists who have received some funding from oil companies, but I haven't seen that any evidence was forged or that studies were inaccurate. The studies are ignored because of who funded them, not because they are actually incorrect.

    3. Re:Evidence? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Informative

      Typo.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=(%22climate+change+denial%22+OR+%22global+warming+denial%22)+oil.

      Plenty of evidence. They are not ignored by the deniers who pretend they're correct. They are ignored by actual scientists, because they're clearly incorrect, because their methodologies are invalid. Which is why they're paid for by deniers, rather than the ample funding for regular science. Of which there is quite a lot, that overwhelmingly confirms that reducing human generation of Greenhouse pollution would slow, stop or even reverse the Greenhouse threat.

      Oh yeah - the Apollo Program did indeed land men on the Moon.

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    4. Re:Evidence? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're invoking a rightwing Canadian paper's column that's anchored on a statistician whose official report to the government, disagreeing with some climate science, wasn't peer reviewed by anyone except some people he picked himself to review it. A disagreement that he backed up by saying the statisticians he disagreed with are "isolated from the statistics community". But yet you're claiming that the ones who disagree with those stats are buried and ignored.

      That's quite a mess. Tell me more about Capricorn One: why isn't that front page news, since those Moon landings are a hoax.

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    5. Re:Evidence? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here is an article that may clear up your confusion about the 'hockey stick', if that's not enough then you can always ask M.Mann to set you straight.

      Notice that contrary to your assertion that there is some sort of conspiracy to stiffle critics and ruin their carers, Mann's web site goes to the trouble of pointing out it's own critics in the "other opinions" section on the RH side of the page.

      Skepticisim: First you post an "insightfull" anti-science troll worthy of M.Chrichton, then you do exactly what you claim this cospiracy is doing by backing up your claim with politically inspired psuedo-science regurgitated from a right-wing rag. That is not skepticisim, it is in fact what phycologists call "projection".

      Occam's razor: Would indicate that it is YOU allowing YOUR politics to intefere with science and this global conspiracy of which you speak is nothing but a figment of your imagination brought about by your apparent inability to be skeptical of your own assumptions.

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  96. Two weeks? You can get the data in ~8 days. by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Informative

    STEREO A and B are more than 70 degrees apart, so you'd only need to wait 8.25 days from when it leaves the sight of STEREO A 'til it's seen by STEREO B. In a few years, we'll have real-time view of the far side of the sun. (until they come back around near Earth again)

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  97. Re:Standby and get ready! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

    You are a fucking moron.

  98. PRECIPITATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe all these science geniuses can't think to include precipitation into the predictions!

    Last year was a very dry summer. This year was very very wet. So it would figure that more precipitation, or at least water vapour in the air would help keep the ice mass. Rain on ice in sub-zero temperature = more ice.
     

  99. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That, and socialism.

  100. Re:ah sweet denial by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 1

    Ah -- 6 billion humans, eh?

    Don't forget the multi-billions of termite mounds and herds of flatulent herbivores that have been cranking out the methane long before humans figured out fire -- way back when forest and prarie fires ran unchecked for years at a time.

    In a deck of 100,000 cards, it can be a mistake to concentrate on just one being responsible for all the action.

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  101. Re:Standby and get ready! by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there an incident last year where NASA was corrected by an independent climatologist because they'd made some basic error in normalizing their data?

    Everybody makes mistakes, and everybody has motives.

    To the guy who says not to assume climate scientists are idiots: I don't think they're idiots, but I allow for the possibility (probability?) that they're missing something. In addition, I make no assumptions about their motives, given the politically charged issue at hand.

  102. Re:Standby and get ready! by Straif · · Score: 1

    The IPCC report is actually written by beuracrats from several countries, often with very strong political bias, not by scientists.

    Of the actual scientific studies involved with the process, the beuracrats selectively choose which of those reports to incorporate into the final product and have absolutely no discernable criteria (except for their own opinions) as to how that selection is made.

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  103. Post-coffee, slightly less flamebaity response by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

    I re-reply to your comment in a more professional tone. This time I will grade your paper as I would have one of my students responding to an AGW question on one of my exams. Ahem.

    Mars: correct — atmospheric CO2 causes global warming. Your supposition between a causal link between sunspot activity and the temperature of Mars is simplistic, in light of the fact that a) the Martian orbit is highly elliptical, changing the solar input over a factor of about 1.5 over the Martian year, resulting in b) CO2 does not remain in a gaseous state over the course of this year.

    Grade: D

    Jupiter's atmosphere contains almost no CO2; thus it cannot be used as a greenhouse gas. Also, Jupiter gives off twice as much energy as it receives, due to ongoing differentiation in its interior. The effects of this energy input into the atmosphere is complicated, and unlikely to causally affected by sunspot activity. Grade: F.

    You attempt to prove your assertion that CO2 is not a greenhouse gas by begging the question. I've taught you better than that. Grade: F.

    See you next semester. Or you could drop the class altogether and take up cleaning out horse stables. You seem familiar with the basics.

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  104. Re:Standby and get ready! by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    Selling CO2, selling O2...

    Don't you guys listen to yourselves? On one hand you talk about how corrupt and evil corporations are, and how all the ills of the world are caused by lobbyists, and on the other hand you want to create YET ANOTHER multi-trillion dollar market and have YET ANOTHER lobbyist in DC lobbying for Big Oxygen or Big CO2?

    What if, in the future after you've created your trillion-dollar market selling artificial commodities you find that shit, we made a mistake, and we need to stop doing whatever it is we're doing -- increasing O2, decreasing CO2, etc. Do you think that this trillion dollar market will just give up and self-terminate at the first utterance of your intellectual brilliance?

    Do you even think past the first step?

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  105. Al Gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Gore was right. We will burn.

  106. Re:Standby and get ready! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    Why, because I know they are human and have a pattern of being idiots at one time or another? Isn't everyone. But I do appreciate your post for it's directness when I point out the obvious that folks have proven that everyone at some point is an idiot.

    Perhaps you are more offended by the term idiot then I am. Or I get called it more.

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  107. About Time by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    The sun has finally gotten a good monthly review. We were *this* close to firing it.

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  108. Re:Standby and get ready! by dotancohen · · Score: 1

    AIDS was a breakdown of the immune system because of [snip] and the generally unhealth lifestyle of the gay community. Until they isolated a virus.

    No, that was GRIDS, the Gay Related Immunodeficiency Syndrome. Only after the virus was discovered was the relation to IV drug use made, and was then termed AIDS.

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  109. Re:Standby and get ready! by mpapet · · Score: 1

    On one hand you talk about how corrupt and evil corporations are, and how all the ills of the world are caused by lobbyists, and on the other hand you want to create YET ANOTHER multi-trillion dollar market and have YET ANOTHER lobbyist in DC lobbying for Big Oxygen or Big CO2?

    The human condition is full of inconsistency and contradiction. Ideally, your concerns are somewhat allayed by a system that rewards or emphasizes transparency. If one were to monetize oxygen production, then there will be a "big oxygen." If the oxygen market is structured correctly, then their harm will be minimized. Obviously much easier said than done.

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  110. Re:Standby and get ready! by limaxray · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I never quite understood how you could come to conclusions that are 'very likely' or with 'very high confidence' when you depend on a good amount of proxy measurements with significantly lower levels of confidence to reach those conclusions. Come on people, this is science 101; your conclusion can't have a higher level of confidence than the data you base it on. These are obviously purely political terms (especially seeing as they were used in a 'summary for policy makers' before the actual report was even completed)

    Oh, and on a side note, I also don't understand why they would even use proxy CO2 measurements for the past 200 years when actual measurements exist. Wouldn't you want to use the best data possible?

  111. Re:Standby and get ready! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter what the US and Western Countries do, the whole globe has got to be on board, or at least a SIGNIFICANT portion of it.

    The problem with Global Climate Change fanatics, is they want only WESTERN countries to change, with little or no expectation of change from the REAL polluters (China, India and third world countries).

    No, Global Climate Change isn't about climate change, it is about government change.

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  112. Re:Standby and get ready! by router · · Score: 1

    You forgot the red and blue logo thing too.

    Unfortunately, I think we are just seeing Adam Smith's invisible hand; the problem is its the invisible hand of the top 0.1% holding down the other 99.9% of us. Money is power, and money will subvert any mechanism available to it to generate more money. We can make inferences to a certain ring here; all evil behaves the same way.

    andy

  113. First spotless month? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the sun is pregnant!

  114. Re:Standby and get ready! by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    No, you are a moron because you were born that way.

    You were called a moron in this thread because you lied in order to make a sarcastic remark about NASA scientists.

  115. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
    Brother Maynard: It reads, "Funny ... I thought liberals were going to use it as proof that global warming was so out of control, it was affecting the sun. First it melts the polar icecaps, now the sunspots. ;)

    Oh, crap, did I post this without checking the AC box?â
    King Arthur: What?
    Brother Maynard: "Oh, crap, did I post this without checking the AC box?"
    Sir Bedevere: What is that?
    Brother Maynard: He must have forgot the check the AC box.
    King Arthur: Oh come on!
    Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
    King Arthur: Look, if he forgot to check the box, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Oh, crap, did I post this without checking the AC box?'. He'd just say it.
    Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
    King Arthur: Oh shut up!
    Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?
    Brother Maynard: No, just "Oh, crap, did I post this without checking the AC box?".
    [knights making groaning sounds]
    Sir Bedevere: Do you think he could have mean, 'Global warming is so far out of control that Greenland is going to melt completely in the next 10 years'?
    Sir Galahad: Where's that?
    Sir Bedevere: France, I think. ...

    yeah I can't think of where to go from there =P

  116. Should we be preparing for cold? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Decreased sunspots results in reduced solar output according to the article. Reduced solar output might very well mean...COLD. Serious cold. A major planetary climate change to much colder winters and shorter summers might be only a year or two away. What might this mean? Some areas of Europe and North America would become uninhabitable. Shelters and transportation would need to be provided for migration from those areas. There would be a worldwide shortage of food due to crop failure in the newly-cold areas. Other areas that are currently poor for agriculture due to limited precipitation and excessive heat would improve and become new fertile areas, provided that equipment and resources can be sent there quickly. Global cooling would be a much bigger problem than global warming because it would happen relatively quickly giving us little time to prepare.

    1. Re:Should we be preparing for cold? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Some areas of Europe and North America would become uninhabitable. Shelters and transportation would need to be provided for migration from those areas.

      Why do people insist that everybody needs to be "provided" for? Fend for yourself. And don't come trying to help me, either, 'cause when you do I'm sure you'll have all sorts of conditions about "how" and whatnot.

  117. Oh noes!!! Its the Hydrogues by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

    I bet those pesky Hydrogues are at it again. First they blow up our fleet at Jupiter and now they want to wreck our sun. How big of a deal is it to just let a few ekti harvesters float around in the planetary atmosphere?

    The lazy ass Verdani remind me of the apathetic American society. Get off your ass and don't be such a burn out. Step into the the ring and swing and put the lights out on these mofo's.

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  118. Re:First "Spotless Month"? - Ah, the great change. by BrettJB · · Score: 1

    Just wait until she begins having hot flashes. Then we're in trouble...

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  119. Tell her to read Revelation 11:17-18 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Tell her to reread the part about being 'good stewards' of the Earth. Most Christians are pretty sure that means we have responsibility towards the environment.

    Yes, there are some people so mired in politics that they can't separate the good from the bad. But I don't think most Christians want that, whatever others say of them.

    But point out the part in Revelation about, "[...] and that You should reward Your servants the prophets and the saints, and those who fear Your name, small and great, and should destroy those who destroy the earth." Not to mention all the talk about 'stewardship'. All normal churches say that it applies to the environment and that we have a duty to care for it.

    Even fringe groups like RaptureReady say they're only against liberal environmental politics, not against saving the environment. Of course, they're one of the groups too tied to politics so it's hard for them to separate the two.

    Most of us are more normal than that. Most of us don't give a damn about the politics and just want to do what makes sense to protect our environment.

    But you don't hear about most of us, because we don't make the news by doing idiotic things like protesting funerals, praying for storms to rain on our political enemies, or whatever other mean-spirited nonsense those "Christians" are doing today.

    Obviously, you don't make the news by being normal.

  120. Anonymous Coward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    holly cow, it must be pregnant.

  121. Re:Standby and get ready! by mpapet · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of complaints about CO2 use making the atmosphere have insufficient oxygen

    It's not about insufficient oxygen. It's about creating value processing carbon-dioxide. An oxygen market creates wealth in developing nations as a "CO2 processor" in place of the traditional resource extraction industries normally used to develop a higher standard of living in developing nations. Ideally, there's incentives in there to maintain biological diversity too...

    Of course, anyone satisfied with our current method of sustaining the human race will call it crazy. And there's a strong contingent of economists that will fall back on the "infinite substitutions" argument. Which is a very potent form of circular logic bordering on the religious.

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  122. Re:Standby and get ready! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1
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  123. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "No, that was GRIDS, the Gay Related Immunodeficiency Syndrome. Only after the virus was discovered was the relation to IV drug use made, and was then termed AIDS."

    Nope. While GRIDS did exist prior to AIDS, scientists made the epidemiological connection between whatever was killing gay men and HIV drug users and Haitians, and then called it AIDS. The virus wasn't isolated until years later, and even then it was possible that HIV was simply an opportunistic infection. They didn't figure out the disease mechanism until after that.

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  124. The fact that... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    we most likely will die out, does not mean that we MUST hasten the process along. That is why we need to get off this rock.

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  125. Re:Standby and get ready! by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    The one constant in the human condition is greed. There's no such thing as an idealized system, and if a market for waste gases is created, it *will* be manipulated to suit the needs of the investors.

    That's why some people are pushing for it so hard. Don't be fooled, the basis of this CO2 credit market idea is about making money at the expense of industry, and ultimately, the public at large. It is NOT a legitimate solution to the problem, if such a problem exists at all.

    This is one of those ideas where the AGW crowd shows their true colors and reveals what's really behind the hype and hysteria. It's all about socialism, power consolidation, and money.

    Think about this economically. You are trading a commodity, but this isn't a standard commodity where scarcity of resources limits the supply. This is an artificially created commodity where nothing more substantial than words determine the supply. If the person in charge decides that he can make money by creating more credits to sell, what's to stop him? His honesty, integrity, and desire to save the planet? Forgive me if I'm skeptical, but you're essentially giving yet another person a license to print money and impose additional taxes on industry and the public at large.

  126. Re:Standby and get ready! by OldBaldGuy · · Score: 1

    Well, you might want to look up Bioequivalence for methods to prove negatives. statistics at your service.

  127. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When resounding current evidence supports a theory that something in particular is causing a disease (or problem)- we naturally tend to act preemptively.

    With Global Warming we have an overwelming majority of experts agreeing it is human induced. Should we continue business-as-usual and blindly see what happens, or should we pro-actively follow what are initial evidence tells us?

    I believe we would be fools to not take steps to reduce our impact- particularly when it is feasible.

    "The precautionary principle is a moral and political principle which states that if an action or policy might cause severe or irreversible harm to the public or to the environment, in the absence of a scientific consensus that harm would not ensue, the burden of proof falls on those who would advocate taking the action."

  128. Sun or mankind causing warming? Discuss by jackspenn · · Score: 1

    In the 95 years since 1913, we've had quite an active sun

    Could the active Sun and not mankind be the reason for global warming? Discuss

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  129. Re:Standby and get ready! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Powers That Be [PTB] (the queen, the rothchilds' the Colonel, etc.) What are you, some sort of La Rouche idiot?

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  130. Re:Standby and get ready! by monxrtr · · Score: 1

    "There is very high confidence that the global average net effect of human activities since 1750 has been one of warming"

    1.) Population in 1750 multiplied by human body temperature (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, 37.0 degrees Celsius).

    2.) Population "since the mid-20th century" multiplied by human body temperature (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, 37.0 degrees Celsius).

    Give me the Nobel Prize in Economics, the Nobel Prize in Climatology, the Nobel Peace Prize, and hopefully one day the Nobel Prize in Medicine. I say this with the utmost sincerity and seriousness. Gimme my bonus Triple Crown Nobel Trophies and Moneys. My FTL demonstration is already being ripped off by physicists who used to ridicule with their now beginning to hedge their prior claims with now "cheating" of bending "space-time". :P

    I recommend the book, "When Genius Failed: The Rise and Fall of Long-Term Capital Management" for an overview of completely bogus mathematical models that have infected academic discipline after academic discipline. This is a perfect template for the coming crash of credibility for climatology. It's going to be brutal, and I'm going to push for penalties stripping all NSA funding for Universities who have funded prominent politicized climatology research in the same manner as their football teams are banned from receiving television money for recruiting violations. If you work in academia or for the Chronicle of Higher Education, consider your institution put on notice, and hope you like the payback of 5-7 years of no government grants (do not doubt that I will succeed in harnessing divisive politics to accomplish this).

    http://www.amazon.com/When-Genius-Failed-Long-Term-Management/dp/0375758259

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  131. Re:Standby and get ready! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    That was truly excellent. My hat is off to you.

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  132. Rubbish by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Actually you're very wrong on all 3 counts.

    Muslims don't believe they're stewards of the earth, they don't believe they have any control at all (given their average government, that may be a truth however). Muslims have predatory farming practices. Only Jews really believe in their stewardship of the earth, and Christians believe they're stewards, not of the earth, but of Gods people, for them earth is a tool to grow humanity. Sure, abuse is to be prevented, and it must remain possible to keep doing that in the long term, but that's it. If that means covering the planet in solar panels, eradicating all but token forests, then that should be fine with Christian theology. The main difference between muslim views and christian ones is that Christians believe they can change the earth to do their bidding. So do Jews, but they try to change the earth only insofar necessary to protect what is already there.

    In the Dharmic faiths certainly the Sikh, but they're not alone in this don't believe they steward the earth.

    And Taoic religions don't even believe the earth exists, never mind that it is to be cared for. Their "average" principle is that the earth will die anyway - a millenia earlier or later doesn't really change things. Neither does a million years earlier. Every last Taoic faith agrees with Christianity in that it considers human concern superior to nature's concerns.

    Even your "not being wiped off the planet" stuff is ridiculous. In an extremely broad sense you're perhaps right, but then you'd have to include the hindu ideal, put somewhat disrespectfully : to pursue money, sex and enlightenment (which used to be in practice equivalent to holding political power, even if not in theory).

    That's how a Hindu prevents himself from being "wiped off the earth" : money, sex and power. Christians would advise abstention from same (esp. power) in order to prevent being wiped off the earth. Sorry if I offend anyone's sensibilities, but I am trying to make the point that there are differences between religions, that can often spill over, esp. with a certain religion, into the political realm, GW policy being part of that.

    So really you're only right for a single, tiny religion, Judaism.

    1. Re:Rubbish by Chyeld · · Score: 3, Informative

      Taoism and the Environment

      Bhudism and the Envirnment

      Islam and the Environment

      Christianity and the Environment

      And that's only a small selection of the articles and discussions. I think the thing you are missing is the same thing many miss but the poster I was actually replying to pointed out:
       
        Few actually follow the tenets of their religion in all matters. Regardless of what our upbringing tells us, we can and often do act or believe in a manner contrary to it .

      However, I believe my point still stands. The vast majority of established religions include the idea that it is our responsibility (for whatever reason as my "summarily wiped out" comment was factiousness) to use and preserve the resources of this world.

    2. Re:Rubbish by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      So they claim to follow the current fashionable fad. 200 years ago all of them (except Christianity) sang the praises of slavery. Hinduism still does (in case you disagree, look up what a "dalit" is). So does islam (from real scholars you find "slavery may be out of fashion, but remains legal" type of standpoints), but "progressives" will scream how this isn't true, despite knowing perfectly well that these books won't change (in fact that seems to be their main selling point).

      Even in these articles you see, e.g. in the Buddhist one at the very end, that they consider human concerns absolutely superior to nature's, and he acknowledges that the "cycle of life" must be kept at bay, which does not really agree with your point.

      And no offence, do you seriously believe the islamic article is not a response to the fad-of-the-day that is environmentalism.

      This article states, without reference to any islamic text, that protecting the environment is "good", and proceeds to show that doing good is mandatory. That's obviously the wrong approach to this.

      Besides, what you can deduce from those texts is that islam de-emphasizes agriculture. It emphasizes taking from nature what you need, ie. hunting. Combined with population growth, that path only leads in one direction, and it isn't "preservation of the environment".

      Let's also not forget history : when islam conquered northern africa, it was nearly 80% forest (the richest part of the Roman empire). We all know what it looks like today. If this was not caused by muslims, it could have been prevented by them, for example by irrigation, as the Jews demonstrate in Israel.

      If you want to see just how far islam goes in this "raiding culture" stuff, just read this. You will note, that the points of this article are much better founded in islamic sources than your environmentalism reference. It clearly mentions that muslims are to conquer everything, and enslave any women and/or men they capture. If you call that "protecting the environment" you're insane.

      So no I don't believe these articles demonstrate, at all, that you're right. In fact, if you read them anywhere near critically, you'll see my point confirmed.

    3. Re:Rubbish by Darby · · Score: 1

      So they claim to follow the current fashionable fad. 200 years ago all of them (except Christianity) sang the praises of slavery.

      Leave off the exclusion of Christianity and you'll be pretty much correct. Putting that blatantly false statement in makes you look like just another nutter trying to claim his fairies are real unlike everyone else's fairies.

      While there were Christians using the bible as an excuse to eliminate slavery in the US, the opposing team was doing the same thing and every bit as legitimately.
      After all, "Jesus" was a supporter of slavery.

    4. Re:Rubbish by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Just because I say one positive thing about Christianity does not mean you have to act like this. I'm not even going to try to defend my point, because your reaction seems just based on hatred.

      A lot of things are both unique and good about Christianity. A lot of other things are bad, or at least questionable. That's my opinion about it.

      I am certainly VERY glad the people who built this country had it for a religion. I'm not so sure about it myself. Perhaps that's egoistic beyond belief. Maybe not. But as I said, I thank God, the christian God, for the country I live in. And I am of the opinion that he deserves these thanks whether or not he exists.

    5. Re:Rubbish by Darby · · Score: 1

      Just because I say one positive thing about Christianity does not mean you have to act like this. I'm not even going to try to defend my point, because your reaction seems just based on hatred.

      My reaction was based entirely on the fact that your statement was absolutely factually incorrect.

      I am certainly VERY glad the people who built this country had it for a religion.

      While, I, actually knowing something about the subject am extremely glad that that is another complete falsehood.
      The people who settled the land were largely Christian. The people who built this country were absolutely, emphatically not Christian. Their utter rejection of religion in any form having any place in the functioning of the government of a free society is what set this country apart more than anything. Democracy is ancient. So is the Republic. A system of government based explicitly on reason and with the specific rejection of *any* religion is what made this country free.

      If the nonsense that you're being "glad" for were true, then there would be nothing to be glad of. Maybe you should actually read the Bible before you start wishing that hate on us?

      Maybe not. But as I said, I thank God, the christian God, for the country I live in.

      Again, your complete ignorance isn't anything to be proud of. If you want to see what a "Christian" America would look like, move to Saudi Arabia for a year. The differences between Islamic law and Christian law are trivial at best compared to the differences between theocracy and the Liberal ideal which *is* in fact the basis of America. Most Christians don't actually follow Christian law, though, as the Enlightenment put that disease largely to rest, not due to anything positive about Christianity, but due to the positivity created by rejecting it's antique and deluded baggage.

  133. Re:Standby and get ready! by Jorophose · · Score: 1

    There is no absolute data on temperatures.

    At least, after years of searching, I haven't found any.

    I thought about keeping my own list. But it wouldn't be ultraprecise nor cover every day, and only cover my little region.

    All the carts are in relation to cold periods. Because god forbid politicians in science lose.

  134. Re:Standby and get ready! by monxrtr · · Score: 1

    Try doing some science!

    Nice variables, weightings, and models (whether linearly "crude" or non linearly complex), showing the respective effect on the output average Earth temperature in your post.

    What's funny is there are thousands of threads and millions of posts with no such "science", most especially from the "believers". But keep barking loudly about your hick opponents.

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  135. Re:Standby and get ready! by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    Fool! Lyndon is one of them. In fact, he's likely one of their leaders. It's like those vampire movies when they think they kill the head vampire and then at the very end, the person you least suspect, the one you though was helpless, the one that escaped the vampires at the last second only by the daring heroics of the protagonist, turns out to be the real head vampire and, visible only to the audience, not the main characters, escapes, ensuring fertile ground for a sequel.

  136. Re:Standby and get ready! by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

    No, the IPCC defines those terms carefully. They use everyday language like "very likely" so that their reports can be read and understood by non-statisticians, but they have defined specific confidence intervals for these terms. Details are given in the working group reports but for example "the following likelihood ranges are used to express the assessed probability of occurrence: virtually certain >99%; extremely likely >95%; very likely >90%; likely >66%; more likely than not > 50%; about as likely as not 33% to 66%; unlikely 33%; very unlikely 10%; extremely unlikely 5%; exceptionally unlikely 1%." (http://www.ipcc.ch/pdf/assessment-report/ar4/syr/ar4_syr.pdf, p. 27)

  137. Re:Standby and get ready! by frogzilla · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, probabilities have been assigned to some specific phrases used in the report.

      "In this Summary for Policymakers, the following terms have been used to indicate the assessed likelihood, using expert judgement, of an outcome or a result: Virtually certain > 99% probability f occurrence, Extremely likely > 95%, Very likely > 90%, Likely > 66%, More likely than not > 50%, unlikely 33%, Very unlikely 10%, Extremely unlikely 5%."

    Summary for Policymakers, A report of Working Group I of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, IPCC Fourth Assesment Report.

  138. Re:Sun or mankind causing warming? Discuss by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

    No. The sun has shown a slight cooling trend over the last 3 decades. Not only is the sun not contributing to global warming, it has had a slight, long term cooling effect.

    Determining the long term solar trend
    (There are numerous peer reviewed science journal papers referenced in that link.)

  139. Re:Standby and get ready! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To pass it, the alarmist would have to advocate replacing all measures to combat CO2 emissions, with some method of internalization of the environmental costs (possibly with a subsidy to those that remove it from the atmosphere). That means they would advocate:

    -No subsidies for specific technologies.
    -No efficiency mandates.
    -No banning of products on the grounds that they are "inefficient".
    -No subsidies for ethanol.

    Yeah, that sounds fantastic, except for the whole "internalizing externalities" thing. How exactly are you going to determine what the environmental impact of everything is, convert that into a "cost", and force everyone to pay it every time they do something with such a cost such that economics automatically gives incentives to lower environmental impact?

    And remember, you have to do it in such a way that the definition of environmental cost can't be manipulated and skewed to the benefit of some at the expense of others, or it's no better than the techniques you disdain.

    Wal-Mart and Tide are becoming more efficient because of the rising price of fuel, and the price of fuel has very little if anything to do with the environmental impact of fossil fuels. If it did, the price would be even higher. But how much higher? Do you know? Does anyone? What should the price of gas be in order to fully internalize the environmental impact so as to make your vision a reality?

    While you're figuring that out, over the last 20+ years efficiency and emissions mandates have made a real impact -- ask anyone who lived in LA in the 80s. And subsidies for 'green' energy have caused the amount of energy produced in the U.S. through clean methods to increase much faster than it would have otherwise. I'd argue that those subsidies at least for wind power are no longer necessary, but I also can't deny their effects. On the other hand ethanol in this country is nothing but a cynical gift to the already fat and bloated corn lobby that will hurt more than it helps.

    So in theory I agree with you 110%. The ultimate solution is to internalize environmental costs. But until you can turn the buzzword into a practical plan, don't go around saying that anyone who is proposing some other specific method of helping the environment doesn't really care about the environment and is only after power. Some are bad -- ethanol is purely a power/money grab, and carbon credits are a silly idea. Others aren't -- emissions and efficiency standards have a real impact, and subsidies for clean energy help replace dirty energy when it's otherwise not economical to do so. Perfect? No. Practical? Can be. Real? Yes, which is more than I can say for the ideal solution, as great as it is in theory.

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  140. Sorry, parent was posted to the wrong person by Jorophose · · Score: 1

    (Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, this should be further on. I was agreeing with the GP but placed the post wrong. Mod offtopic?)

  141. Re:Standby and get ready! by Coryoth · · Score: 1

    To pass it, the alarmist would have to advocate replacing all measures to combat CO2 emissions, with some method of internalization of the environmental costs (possibly with a subsidy to those that remove it from the atmosphere

    That's simply unrealistic. As far as I am concerned carbon taxes, suitably levied, or cap and trade schemes, are definitely the way to go, so in some sense I agree with you. In the real world, however, idealism isn't going to cut it, and from a pragmatic point of view we should expect to temporarily supplement carbon tax measures with other approaches to get the job done. Yes, the market is a fine thing for finding and maintaining a suitable equilibrium, but it doesn't always get there fast (i.e. markets often take quite some time to adjust as information and adjustments cascade/percolate through the system). If we know the general direction we want things to go and can give the market a nudge in that direction, I don't see that as disasterous. Yes such measures are going to be a little ad hoc and arbitrary, but you shoudl also expect them to be temporary, and a little bit of ad hoc heuristics can often be very useful.

    I would judge someone on the overall shape of their approach and the overarching themes that they are driving for, not on their ideological purity, particularly when absolute pruity isn't really that practical. By all means look for people who see carbon taxes or cap and trade as the primary solution, but don't be so silly as to begrudge the odd minor deviations to deal with the practical situation on the ground.

    (Note that I am not defending Al Gore here; I don't think he actually meets the requirement of having a strong underlying foundation in carbon tax as the primary solution; rather I am trying to point out that absolute ideological purity is rarely a good way to judge things.)

  142. Why Global Warming Doesn't Matter by superyooser · · Score: 1

    While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease. - Genesis 8:22

    None of the prophecies in Scripture describe anything like global warming or climate change as a sign of the "end times."

    1. Re:Why Global Warming Doesn't Matter by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There vague enough to interpret for whatever.

      It's been the end times for well over 1000 years.
      Not even getting into the fact that:
      A) Rapture is not end time
      B) only 144,000 will be taken by rapture according to their bible.
      C) Rapture is mentioned happening during three different and contradictory times, according to the Bible.
      There will be 1000 years of peace.

      But yeah, nobody bothers to actually READ there Bible and understand its history and context.
      I wish they would, that would almost certainly make the atheist.

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  143. Re:Standby and get ready! by monxrtr · · Score: 1

    Please, don't assume they're complete idiots.

    Please, don't assume they're not complete idiots.

    Just look at the ridiculous beyond absurd size of the energy effect they are claiming from the actions of humans equivalent to a variable weighted super powered Michael Phelps swimming out into space toward an incoming mass extinction sized asteroid to avert disaster by altering its course by doing a flip turn off of that asteroid.

    Climatology is indeed full of idiots. And it's time the physicists, chemists, economists, geologists, mathematicians, epistemologists, and statisticians published some critical review of climatology research. You will find none of those climatologists are worthy of their PhDs and that they should be stripped of their PhDs in whatever the strict process is in academia for charging colleagues with fraudulent research. Because the reputations of those physicists, chemists, economists, geologists, mathematicians, epistemologists, and statisticians are going to end up being sorely tarnished too by their negligence to vet the models of climatology.

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  144. Whose fault? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    So, is it because of Global Warming or is it all Dubya's fault?

    1. Re:Whose fault? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      neither...It's funny that the only thing good about our president is that he didn't cause the sun spots to go away.

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  145. That supposed "information" is a total fabrication by LM741N · · Score: 1

    We have seen many spotless months in the last year. See http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/ http://www.solarcycle24.com/ and various parts of the propagation reports and predictions at http://www.arrl.org./

    Typical Slashdot- publishing crap without verifying a shred of it.

  146. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Ah, just when I thought there wasn't enough grandstanding in slashdot posts, the famous Chris Burke comes along to liven things up!

    Yeah, that sounds fantastic, except for the whole "internalizing externalities" thing. How exactly are you going to determine what the environmental impact of everything is, convert that into a "cost", and force everyone to pay it every time they do something with such a cost such that economics automatically gives incentives to lower environmental impact?

    Easy:

    -Figure the cost to sink CO2 to acceptable levels and/or repair resulting excess damage, then divide by total CO2 emission.
    -Assess the cost at the same point you would for any fuel tax.
    -Tariff non-compliant contries to caputre the revenue they didn't.

    You are correct that there is a lot of room to debate about what the total damage is, and it will change over time as new costs are found, new methods discovered, etc. But that's my whole point! If people were seriously interested in global warming for the sake of preventing catastrophe, that number would be the center of the entire debate. We would be debating how to set this value, not debating a hundred haphazard, inefficient gropes at solving the problem, like incandescent bulb bans.

    In any case, it's not necessary to show that this approach is flawless; it just has to be best. Any other proposal will simply be a (poor) approximation of the result of correctly pricing the environmental externality.

    Wal-Mart and Tide are becoming more efficient because of the rising price of fuel, and the price of fuel has very little if anything to do with the environmental impact of fossil fuels.

    I'm sorry you didn't understand the reason I brought that up. (Next time, maybe divert some of your mind's powers away from thinking up dramatic flourishes and toward understanding someone's argument?) My point there was that as fuel prices go up -- whether because of tax or higher demand -- everyone all the way up the production chain searches for the next-easiest way to cut back, meaning they happen before the end user ("consumer") has to make any conscious decision to cut back.

    By centering so many proposals around dictating consumer decisions and hopelessly trying to inform consumers and giving incandescent bulb buyers mean stares, alarmists are missing out on a huge realm of easy, untapped opportunities to cut back. Whether through stupidity or malice, that signals to me they are more interested in micromanaging people's lives than in actually finding the best way to cut back or cancel emissions.

    While you're figuring that out, over the last 20+ years efficiency and emissions mandates have made a real impact -- ask anyone who lived in LA in the 80s. And subsidies for 'green' energy have caused the amount of energy produced in the U.S. through clean methods to increase much faster than it would have otherwise.

    Fasters than doing nothing, sure. Faster than simply internalizing the costs of fossil fuels? Pure assertion on your part. Like with the examples I gave above, internalizing the costs leads to a search through the entire space of possible reductions, while subsidizing specific measures only searches a narrow part of that space. (And no, even I accept that only government can provide enough funds for more efficiency, that still doesn't help. See below.)

    So in theory I agree with you 110%. The ultimate solution is to internalize environmental costs. But until you can turn the buzzword into a practical plan, don't go around saying that anyone who is proposing some other specific method of helping the environment doesn't really care about the environment and is only after power.

    No, it's entirely reasonable to expect people trying to fix a major problem to determine if ... er, what they're doing actually fixes the problem, and the utter failure to transform tha

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  147. Re:Standby and get ready! by ExoDemon · · Score: 1

    I would argue that the most 'obvious, least economically damaging, least intrusive way to handle the problem' is to stop breeding. Plenty of side benefits, too!

  148. Re:Standby and get ready! by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 1

    Try several planets in the neighborhood.

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070228-mars-warming.html

    http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060504_red_jr.html

    http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/1998/triton.html

    What I want to know is when AGW is proven as false as eugenics will people involved be properly disgraced as they should be? Al Gore? Somehow I doubt it. It will all be forgotten as if it never happened. I am sure they feel justified fighting evil consumption with scare tactics if that's what it takes to finally stop the capitalist juggernaut.

  149. Re:Standby and get ready! by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

    You are quite right, and the reality is that since the global warming has been proven beyond reasonable doubt under current scientific knowledge the proof should be accepted and acted upon. One cannot assume that past theory is any better than current theory, or that future proven theory will be significantly different from current theory. Therefore it is important to acknowledge current facts, research more and find alternative explanations (if any) to the phenomenon.

    It is matter of opinion whether current global warming theory is the "truth" that counters the common belief or is the current global warming theory the common belief that should be rethought. For me personally the common belief was/is that humans are not capable in changing the atmosphere dramatically and global warming theory actually shows that human activity has significant impact on our atmosphere.

  150. show me where he says he believes that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because "if the entire east coast.." doesn't sound like a prophesy to me. It sounds like, oh, I dunno, an EXAMPLE.

    But I suppose your sky fairy fantasy is being attacked in your mind.

  151. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may have missed a few, but this is the first post that mentioned that sunspots are associated with higher solar output. I expected more like this.

  152. A perfect complexion? by rkinch · · Score: 1

    Perhaps for now, but prom season is coming up.

  153. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that would matter to the health of our planet now..

    Is forests. Plant cover. Soil. Fertile topsoil that is produced by plants only, and held in place by them only. Mires, functioning wetland ecosystems.

    We need to reseed as much forests as we can, and stop using the remaining ones. Thats the quickest way to slow the changes in climate.

    When we are doing that, we need to trash the system of perpetual "economic growth". Thats the Ponzi scheme thats been going on for quite some while - while there have always existed an elite class of rulers, who have played games of Conquer and Divide. Empires have risen and fallen.

  154. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    A) There is no evidence to suggest that invisible space goats even exist, except for your written reference to them. There is sufficient evidence that humans exist.

    B) There is no evidence that hypothetical invisible space goats have belly button lint. There are measurements of how much greenhouse pollution human activity generates.

    C) There is no evidence that belly button lint from an invisible space goat should affect our climate. There is sufficient evidence that greenhouse pollution is indeed greenhouse pollution, and the amount added to our atmosphere is (more than*) enough to cause the global warming that we are measuring.

    *It is widely believed but rarely reported that global warming over the past century had been dampened significantly by an opposing global dimming effect caused by particulate pollution.

    There is no such thing as proof in the sense you probably mean, but in this case, there is far more evidence on the side of human activity causing global warming than there is for belly button lint of invisible space goats causing global warming.

  155. Re:Standby and get ready! by dissy · · Score: 1

    I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  156. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    global warming was about creating a carbon trading market so TPTB could offload the subprime bubble. Come on sapiens, you can do it, THINK! Something's coming fast

  157. To the best of my knowledge, you are wrong. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    No, that is NOT true. We have gobs of evidence the water will rise. In fact it is rising.
    There is on evidence a god exists.

    Of course, if this women has evidence there is a god, then that would changed thing. Thousands of years with no evidence, some how I doubt she has something new.

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  158. Not quite by geekoid · · Score: 1

    144,000 disappear.
    "You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. "
    I wish.

    Also it is mentioned happening at three different times. Each counterdicting the other.

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  159. Re:Standby and get ready! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It has been proven to be man made. repeatedly.

    Wake the fuck up.

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  160. Re:Standby and get ready! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    You are completely wrong.
    There is ample evidence that global warming is being impacted by CO2 emissions.

    The agreement on global warming is done through repeated testing and observation. If some EVIDENCE comes out finding another source, then that's just great. But there hasn't been.
    I've read too many actually scientific papers and talked to far too many people who specialize in climatology.

    Sorry, We are causing global warming.

    When the talk about global temperatures there are talking about the difference between the high and the low. That difference changes much slower then the temperature of any given day.

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  161. Re:Standby and get ready! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    And do you knwo why that is?

    Because the Chinese wouldn't sigh off on it until they changed certain to very likely.

    Now China will be hurt the most by making changes to stop global warming, and the best the could do is get it down graded to very likely speaks volumes.

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  162. Re:Standby and get ready! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Actually, the biggest things we can do is begin moving to Solar Thermal, and begin incentives for more electric cars.

    Solar thermal can power the country easily and cheaply. The cost to build them and change the grid is nothing compared to the cost of burning coal and CO2 auto emissions.

    I love gas cars, big muscle cars and the feeling the engine as I accelerate. Its time for that to end.

    As far as to pay for it. give the energy companies a tax break. Hell, I'd pay a 50 cents a gallon gas tax is it was going to build solar thermal plants.

    "Why don't you guys just admitt that you are using the "global climate change" as a tool to push socialism/communism. "

    Because it's not.

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  163. Malice? by bobbuck · · Score: 1

    There's no malice on the part of one willing to wreck the world economy to fight global warming and starving millions of people to do it??

    1. Re:Malice? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There's no malice on the part of one willing to wreck the world economy to fight global warming and starving millions of people to do it??

      Reducing CO2 emissions will wreck the world economy? Again, you are on the side of lies. Starve millions? I guess solar will result in the death of billions. And that wind power will kill hundreds of billions. By the time CO2 reduction is done, there will be a negative number of people living on the earth.

    2. Re:Malice? by bobbuck · · Score: 1

      I'll continue this discussion with you after you grow a crop that feeds a thousand people with a solar powered tractor.

    3. Re:Malice? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why not use diesel to power the tractor? Or are you preparing for more lies about the effects of reducing CO2 emissions? Notice, I never did say eliminating. But then, if you didn't lie and invent strawmen, you'd never win an argument. That's what happens when you are on the evil lying losing side of an argument.

  164. Re:Standby and get ready! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "-No efficiency mandates."
    Yeah, the power company would like that. Using there local monopoly to produce dirty electricity and passing the costs(as well as the dirt) to the consumer who won't have a choice.

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  165. phased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So was it the only 31-day (for the sake of argument) period that was spotless during all those years or was it the only such period that lined up with the idea of time that we call month?
    Oh, and of course I didn't RTFA.

  166. rapture is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. I'm glad I'm not a Christian anymore.

    if ratpure wipes out all Christians, where is the disadvantage?

    (sarcasm) A US govt without Christians might have been a good thing. Perhaps rapture will solve the rest of the world's problems. (/sarcasm)

  167. Did you read that article you link to? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Did you actually read the article, including clarification at the end?

    ""it is clear that the NSIDC graph is correct, and that 2008 Arctic ice is barely 10% above last year - just as NSIDC had stated.""

    So the register did an article to refute the NSIDC, then at the end said they were correct.

    And quoting the register? seriously? It's horrible with it's data 'interpretation'

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  168. Re:Standby and get ready! by kesuki · · Score: 1

    "How strange is it that they think that the largest source of heat"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_variation

    before mentioning the 'largest source of heat' perhaps you should read up on solar variation, or perhaps on the fact that in the past 11 years there has been not even a single watt per sqft change in the energy level of sunlight reaching the outer atmosphere, despite a constant increase in temperature, and a constant increase in carbon dioxide.

    yeah, the sun is the big bad boy in charge of producing all 89,000 terrawatts of energy that hit the surface of the earth each second (almost 4 times as much reaches the outer atmosphere, and no i'm not counting the stuff that passes by the earth, only the part of the outer atmosphere that is directly above and the same exact size of half the surface of the earth). According to the Inverse Square law the diffusion of radiation is geometrically related to distance traveled. For example, the intensity of radiation from the Sun is 9140 watts per square meter at the distance of Mercury (0.387AU); but only 1370 watts per square meter at the distance of Earth (1AU)--a threefold increase in distance results in a ninefold decrease in intensity of radiation. because of this, even if the energy from the sun varies by 0.2% the amount that actually reaches the earth is way less. because the earth only receives 1/2,000,000,000 th of the total energy radiated by the sun, or 0.00000005% of the solar radiation, so all increases in solar radiation are automatically divided by 2 billion. the sun would have to increase total output by 2 billion watts to increase the energy the earth receives by a single watt.

    so no, the big fusion generator in the sky has almost nothing to do with warming, the biggest single variant in the whole global warming equation is floating between the earth and the sun, we call them 'clouds.' green house gases are very important, but clouds are the single biggest factor, the second factor is the elliptical orbit of the earth, the third is the tilt of the earth on a regional basis.

    greenhouse gases ultimately could be countered with a high orbit, roll of very thin highly reflective foil, that would have to be replaced every 30 years or so. or a giant, anchored floating roll of aluminum foil could be put in the oceans, and replaced as often as needed.

    a computer model would have to be made to decide where to put either, to favorably shift weather patterns, if only it was global warming that was the only problem. no, human actions are having huge problems besides global warming. el nino, la nina, whatever, the worlds weather patterns normally shift very slowly, affected by very few large scale variables. human intervention has cause a huge shift in where clouds form, how long they float, the size of water droplets, everything about modern clouds are vastly different from the way clouds were, where the only debris that got into the atmosphere was dust from natural fires, and the occasional spew from volcanoes.

    massive massive seams of coal being burnt, massive emissions from combustion of petrochemicals, these are changing the type and amount of particulate available to take water vapor from evaporation and bind it into clouds.

    the good news is if we switched to clean burning methane hydrates, there would be less particulate, and thus we'd only have global warming from CO2 to worry about. there are more methane hydrates in the worlds permafrost and underneath oceans than there ever were deposits of coal, oil and natural gas ever. by orders of magnitude...

    although if methane hydrates become the 'cheap' energy of the future, then civilization still hasn't reached true sustainability. they've just shifted when and where society really faces a future of real renewable energy.

  169. How Far In? by DougF · · Score: 0

    There's some cheap land next to me, here in central Georgia (the one that wasn't attacked by Russia), that would make nice beachfront property...

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  170. Re:Standby and get ready! by dachshund · · Score: 1

    What planet are you on? We currently have a vigorous debate on the national policy level --- coinciding with a Presidential election --- that focuses entirely on the sort of cap and trade plans you discuss. There may be some nutbags out there, but all of the serious debate is on exactly the issue you mention.

    If you're looking to make a difference here, get informed: both candidates are proposing a cap and trade system. The major difference is whether the permits will be auctioned or just given away. There also appears to be some doubt on the Republican side as to whether the cap will actually be "mandatory". I'll leave it to you to decide how the heck it would possibly work without being mandatory, but whatever...

  171. Re:a number of techniques to image the far side by ibsteve2u · · Score: 0

    Begs the question: How many of 'em were available in 1913?

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  172. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    I'm on the planet of the people-who-read-a-post-before-they-respond. Come join us!

    Let's try this one more time, but slower:

    I accept that the obvious, best solutions (cap-and-trade, carbon tax) have entered the national dialog (against protests from the very people I'm criticizing, but whatever).

    I do not accept that the obvious, best solutions have entered the national dialog to the exclusion of the other, more wasteful ideas that seem to have more to do with controlling people than with seriously heading off a potential catastrophe.

    See the difference?

    See why citing the existence of people who want cap-and-trade on top of the mountains of stupid, intrusive policies ... doesn't refute anything I said?

    See why you look like the ignorant one when you claim that all of the serious debate is on C&T, as opposed to ethanol subsidies and CAFE standards and government funding of renewables research and solar cell/hybrid tax credits...?

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  173. Re:man'kind' may speculate, on the side of further by sycodon · · Score: 1

    Apparently he likes the NYTimes and CNN. Of course reading and listening to those guys can make ya a little loopy.

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  174. Re:Standby and get ready! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Ah, just when I thought there wasn't enough grandstanding in slashdot posts, the famous Chris Burke comes along to liven things up!

    Wow, that's the most retarded self-righteous douche-bag thing I've heard on /. since "anyone who doesn't advocate my idea -- and only my idea -- doesn't really care about the environment." What this quote even mean, and what the fuck is wrong with you?

    -Figure the cost to sink CO2 to acceptable levels and/or repair resulting excess damage, then divide by total CO2 emission.

    Using what method? And is all you care about CO2? Because there's a lot more externalities that need to be accounted for that are harder to measure than simple stoichiometry for fuel burning. Focusing only on CO2 makes it much easier to shift the cost to other areas that you aren't considering.

    I'm sorry you didn't understand the reason I brought that up. (Next time, maybe divert some of your mind's powers away from thinking up dramatic flourishes and toward understanding someone's argument?) My point there was that as fuel prices go up -- whether because of tax or higher demand -- everyone all the way up the production chain searches for the next-easiest way to cut back, meaning they happen before the end user ("consumer") has to make any conscious decision to cut back.

    Wow, so you make the most trivial and banal observation in all of economics. Profit-minded businesses try to reduce costs and increase efficiency. And that solves everything, eh? I am so enlightened. Meanwhile, you completely ignore my point which was the question: How much should gas actually cost? How are you going to internalize the actual environmental cost of the gas? You realize that there's more to fuel oil than CO2, and that the other "externalities" depend on the type of car, ship, plane, power station which is using them, right? How are you going to define this such that it is accurate and fair and free of politics, and thus better than the options? Flourish my ass, you're the one with empty platitudes.

    Fasters than doing nothing, sure. Faster than simply internalizing the costs of fossil fuels? Pure assertion on your part.

    You mean pure strawman on your part, since I never said that. But your whole premise requires that you assume your "internalization" will produce faster results. How, when people are willing to pay more for status symbols, is image-is-all LA going to get better as fast with your purely economic solution than a California mandate for lower emission vehicles?

    Even if I assume that it would be faster just to make you happy, my point was that emission standards worked. So say whatever you want about what is ideal, people advocating standards had a practical solution that resulted in a cleaner environment. And you have the chutzpah, the unrestrained balls to imply they weren't really concerned with the environment?

    No, it's entirely reasonable to expect people trying to fix a major problem to determine if ... er, what they're doing actually fixes the problem, and the utter failure to transform that ideal solution (basically handed to them by economists) into a practical plan does say something about where their priorities lie.

    Whatever. I haven't heard a single thing from you about how this eternal problem of economics is going to be magically solved such that every environmental costs. You aren't discussing at all the practical ramifications and difficulties of your suggestion. You know what real environmentalists care about? Real solutions. Yours is a pipe dream. You might be able to make it into something real, if you really really tried, but in the meantime, questioning the motives of those who propose and implement real solutions, however sub-optimal, is complete bullshit.

    Like I said, your idea is great, the optimal solution. It is also difficult to implement, and you ignore both engineering and political obstacles

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  175. Only since 1800s by djKing · · Score: 1

    The rapture is an idea that came up in the 1800s so it's not like Christians have been predicting it for centuries.

    - Peace

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  176. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Save your brain cells, don't respond to Burke.

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  177. Re:Standby and get ready! by dotancohen · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I thought that the term AIDS came about after the discovery of HIV.

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  178. Re:Standby and get ready! by delt0r · · Score: 1

    And what statistical foundation is there for these percentages? What is the null hypothesis? How do these numbers work? Say in 100 years its on average 2 degress (F or C) warmer, does that mean there is a 95% chance it was our fault. Or is it more like the 95% chance of rain in a given area we see in forecasts. That is, no rain does not mean there wasn't a chance that it could have rained, therefore the forecast was still correct.

    These terms just look less vague that ones I used and have about as much statistical backing. I have read the report (well not all of it), these are more or less political estimates, that ironically got hammered here on /. when the report came out. Also the IPCC report put to much emphasis on natural warming according to ./

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  179. Yeah right by CSLarsen · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows it's full of spots on the back side.

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  180. Re:Standby and get ready! by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

    What good does it do to talk about this? The sheeple can not infer the truth, so nothing will change for the better as a result of explaining why things ain't so swell. I think the better answer is to try to find one simple issue that even the sheep can get behind - the ones I have considered are ending the participation of lawyers in the legislature, breaking up the United State into 7 smaller countries, and ending the use of voting machines. Anybody else have any big simple ideas?

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  181. Re:Standby and get ready! by Troed · · Score: 1

    You say "greenhouse pollution" - I say "plant food".

  182. Well we know Mars is male and Venus is female by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

    So if the Sun is female, maybe she's pregnant?

  183. Re:Standby and get ready! by jazman · · Score: 1

    > uses phrases like "very high confidence" and "very likely".

    No it doesn't. It states definitely and unambiguously (at least in the summary): "...have increased markedly...".
    So the summary is at best misleading, if the rest of the report uses phrases like that.

    It's a very interesting report. I'm not saying that from having read it in full, but I looked at the Summary For Policy Makers, specifically "Global atmospheric concentrations of carbon dioxide, methane and nitrous oxide have increased markedly as a result of human activities since 1750" (because that's all that any policy maker who trusts the IPCC will do), and the References; disregarding all IPCC references as this paper is presented as new information not a rehash of old, of which the only fact-based source (as opposed to other IPCC docs and administrative stuff like glossaries and unit definitions) is Heim, R.R., 2002: A Review of Twentieth-Century Drought Indices Used in the United States.

    So there's no data covering 60% of the Summary time period mentioned (i.e. no data for 1750-1900), and the only data is about US-only droughts from 1900 to 2000. Actually on second thoughts that's not necessarily data, just a review of the drought indices (whatever they are), which might mean it doesn't talk about drought data at all.

    Even taking into account the IPCC references I couldn't find any actual facts.

    So from potentially no facts at all, they conclude that carbon dioxide, methane and nitrous oxide have increased markedly as a result of human activities since 1750? How does that work then? If there are actual facts, why aren't they listed in the References, and why didn't any of about 594 reviewers (18 names in the first column, 3 columns, 11 pages) spot this? It's true that I'm not a trained scientist (mine was an engineering degree) so maybe there's something lacking in my reviewing technique, maybe scientific docs don't list references in the References section or something.

    Perhaps I should have read the whole thing. But if someone asks you if their C code is standards compliant, and presents you with 100,000,000 lines of code that start with "void main", then you already know after only 9 bytes that the answer is "no".

    There's a very interesting documentary called The Great Global Warming Swindle. If you're interested, grab the torrent and have a look. The most memorable comment in this for me was "1. the simplicity of the [anthropogenic warming] argument and 2. the complete disregard of all climate science up to that point".

    "Several hundred scientific contributors and co-authors". Hmm. Annex 2, 13 names in the first column, 3 columns, 13 pages plus 1 column. The next chapter lists the reviewers. So that's about 520 contributors, NOT counting reviewers. It would be interesting to know what individual contributions were, perhaps if we take half a dozen each, we could collectively email them all and ask them politely how they contributed and what their backgrounds are?

  184. Re:Standby and get ready! by chrb · · Score: 1

    A good question to ask is how is the "mean" earth temperature measured, both current and Historic and whats the variance?

    The global absolute mean is difficult to calculate, since it requires all equipment and readings to be calibrated globally. That's why climate scientists tend to calculate the relative changes at whatever geographical point they're sampling. The sequences of relative changes can then be combined to produce statistically accurate portraits of the global change (relative change, not absolute values). The absolute value of the global mean doesn't really tell us anything, as we are concerned with regional variations.

    There are some facts out there that do matter (e.g. CO2 increases from industrialization). But thats not a proof of any claimed causal effects.

    Irrefutable proofs are for mathematics. In the real world, we know that CO2 is a greenhouse gas, and the model of how we expect increased levels of it to behave with respect to temperature matches observations from the real world. If you have a model that better matches the data, then go ahead and get it published.

  185. Re:Standby and get ready! by chrb · · Score: 1

    the failure of Global Warming models, which all assume a constant input from the sun

    Climate scientists are well aware that the sun contributes to Earth's climate. However, it is only one factor, and greenhouse gases provide a more accurate model of recent and historical temperature trends.

    "The Sun's energy output has not increased since direct measurements began in 1978."

    "According to solar physicists, the sun emitted a third less energy about 4 billion years ago and has been steadily brightening ever since. Yet for most of this time, Earth has been even warmer than today, a phenomenon sometimes called the faint sun paradox. The reason: higher levels of greenhouse gases trapping more of the sun's heat."

  186. Re:Standby and get ready! by delt0r · · Score: 1

    If you have a model that better matches the data, then go ahead and get it published.

    Thats the problem. With all the guesstimates in the current models its easy to get what you want out of them and still fit the *historic* data. There is little sensitivity analysis being done and I have some strong criticism of the ones that are.

    Oh by the way I am well aware of the current literature on this, but i find the question of "how do you calculate the global temperature" is a good starting point for people to dig deeper. Historic climate prediction is the next question that I think far to many people ignore. My problem with the global warming debate is not that someone disagrees with me but that hardly a soul will look past popular media to get "facts".

    Incidentally I don't dispute that we *could* be causing even a strong effect on the climate. But I do dispute that the current models hold even a iota of accuracy for long term predications with the "claimed" confidence. I worked with some of these people and I have worked on similar models. I just wish they would be more honest on what we don't know.

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  187. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just one remark:
    The several hundred scientists who contributed have not all signed on to the overall conclusions of the report.
    If you ask the IPCC who actually signed on to the conclusions and who didn't, you'll find out that this data is not given out to the public.
    In mainstream media, journalists always seem to assume that all scientists who contributed to the report also supported the overall conclusions of the report. This is not the case.

  188. Re:Standby and get ready! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Aw, don't be mad at me just because I pointed out that your useless fantasy isn't an appropriate reason to question the motives of others. It's not my fault that some people live in reality. *hug*

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  189. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Ok, I know this is a day old, but I can't let this pass:

    "The agreement on global warming is done through repeated testing and observation."

    What.The.Fuck are you talking about? "Testing" involves setting up an experiment, with controls, running the experiment, and seeing if the results agree with the theory. So...

    1) What experiment was conducted where a massive amount of carbon dioxide was pumped into the atmosphere in a precise manner?
    2) What other atmosphere was used as the control?
    3) Did the experiment run for the 300 odd years required to verify the hypothesis?

    Oh, and finally, you mentioned "repeated" HOW MANY times has a lot of CO2 been introduced into the atmosphere, the effects observed, the gas WITHDRAWN from the atmosphere, and then repeated?

    The main problem with Global Warming theories is that they CAN'T be tested in any meaningful way. So data is gathered, mostly from proxies, and models are developed from that, and if they get EVERYTHING right, it will describe the current and future climactic conditions. That is NOT an experiment; it's more like accident reconstruction.

    You are ascribing a level of certainty that even the most diehard REAL climatologist would not claim.

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  190. Re:Standby and get ready! by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

    > uses phrases like "very high confidence" and "very likely".

    No it doesn't. It states definitely and unambiguously (at least in the summary): "...have increased markedly...".

    I guess you are quoting from page 5. On that same page you will also find, for example, "There is very high confidence that the net effect of human activities since 1750 has been one of warming." (Italics in the original) So yes, the Summary for Policymakers contains that sort of language.

    Regarding the availability of supporting facts and data, remember that when you are reading the Summary for Policymakers, you're just reading a summary. It's like reading the abstract of a journal article: you don't read an abstract and think, these guys have no data, you go on to read the paper if you want the details. Or to follow up on the code analogy, if all you look at are the use cases, you shouldn't be surprised if what you read doesn't compile. The SPM is a summary for politicians who don't want all of the data. If you want all of the data and the reasoning, you can go beyond the Summary to read the working group reports. The working group reports do include complete references in exactly the form that you are expecting; the references include refereed journals and other reputable sources.

    The appendices of the synthesis report and the working group reports list the authors, contributors, and reviewers, with their nationalities and organizational affiliations. Authors, contributors, and reviewers are also named at the beginnings of the chapters of the working group reports. So it's easy to at least see who contributed to what parts of the reports.

  191. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    In my aforementioned Philosophy of Science course my final paper was a study of the parallels between the development of the disease model of syphilis and that of AIDS. And the parallels were striking.

    People often forget that, for many years, scientists had no freakin' clue what was causing it, so for a while the viral theory and the "breakdown from systematic abuse" theory were equally valid. And the funny thing is, from a public health point of view, the second model would have probably worked better. But the viral model won out, mainly because it fit the data better.

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  192. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "When resounding current evidence supports a theory that something in particular is causing a disease (or problem)- we naturally tend to act preemptively."

    Sure about that? Lets take AIDS in Africa. The main cause of the massive spread of HIV in some countries is the habit of truck drivers to frequent prostitutes - a lot of them - while on the road. They catch the virus, and then give it to their wives.

    Now, the simplest way to stop this would be to convince African men to stop sticking their dicks into everything with 2 legs while on the road. Instead, the action has been AFTER the fact - what do we do now that everyone is infected?

    As for your statement of the precautionary Principle, it took me a while to realize you were advocating action on global warming. You are applying that statement to a LACK of action or policy, which doesn't fit the way you want it to.

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  193. Re:Standby and get ready! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "You are quite right, and the reality is that since the global warming has been proven beyond reasonable doubt under current scientific knowledge the proof should be accepted and acted upon."

    Assuming arguendo your premise is correct, lets turn to the resultant - "and acted upon." Really? "Acted upon" how? The basic argument seems to be of the form:

    "You are doing X, and X is causing Y. Y is bad, so stop doing X."
    If we stop doing X, will Y really be reversed?
    Is Y even really bad?
    Stopping X will also cause Z - shouldn't that be taken into account?

    Proponents of action on Global Warming are taking a scientific position, which is *descriptive*, and translating it directly into policy, which is *prescriptive*. But if people argue with the policy, the proponents fall back on the scientific conclusions, and then say "Isn't it OBVIOUS what the policy should be? The science is clear!" But there are so many other interests wrapped up in policymaking that no one believes that the proponents of policies on global warming are only thinking of "the good of the planet".

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  194. Re:Standby and get ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You conspiracy nuts are a real sweet bunch.

  195. Run down economy? by bobbuck · · Score: 1

    We had 3.3% (annual rate) growth last quarter. After 9/11, two wars, Katrina, subprime meltdown, housing slump, and rising petroleum prices that's better than Jimmy Carter could have done!

  196. Re:Standby and get ready! by dachshund · · Score: 1
    So first of all, your original post seems to place a completely different emphasis than your response. Here's what you said, and what I was replying to:

    The obvious, least economically damaging, least intrusive way to handle the problem is to simply internalize the costs that CO2 emissions throw off, either by tradeable caps or a tax ... But the most vocal alarms don't want this. Instead, they propose a laundry list of intrusive interventions.

    Now, we basically agree that even if these "vocal alarm[ists]" (whoever they may be) don't want this, they clearly aren't vocal enough to stop both major political parties from proposing a C&T plan. And yet, clearly these dastardly miscreants hate C&T, so who are they?

    Well, they're probably not the Ethanol lobby, who would benefit (at least marginally) from Cap & Trade, insomuch as they can claim something approaching carbon neutrality. They're not the CAFE people (whoever they are), because internalizing carbon costs would certainly make it politically easier to pass higher mileage standards. And they're not the solar cell people, who would also receive an implicit subsidy from C&T. I can't believe that any of these people would find opposition to C&T to be in their interest.

    In fact, about the only group I can see really opposing C&T would be fossil fuels, industry, and the (clean) coal folks, since they don't currently have much in the way of carbon capture. And, not surprisingly, that seems to be the way it's going. Sadly these people seem to have gotten hold of John McCain's ear and he's now going around giving speeches about how the mandatory cap won't really be enforced.

    So, having raised the specter of these people. Tell me, who are they? How are they opposing C&T? How does your original post --- where you clearly state that they don't want it --- make sense with reference to these people? Perhaps you've changed your argument since the first post, and I respect that. But you should be clear about how your argument has changed before you yell at people for not reading your posts.

  197. Re:Standby and get ready! by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Oh geez.

    Here's what you missed:

    The obvious ... way to handle the problem is to SIMPLY internalize the costs that CO2 emissions throw off ... But the most vocal alarm[ist]s don't want this.

    See the difference?

    Virtually every alarmist that I'm aware of does not want to "simply" internalize the costs that fossil fuels throw off, that is, do *only* that. (And yes, lots of other context should have made that clear.) Sure, they might want to slap it on, just as icing on the cake, a way to satisfy their sense of justice, but they do not make it anywhere close to their _only_ proposal, the *focus* of their approach.

    So, basically, you've been attacking a strawman this whole time while not being aware of even the existence of my real criticism. Almost to the last one, the alarmists *do not want* an economically efficient proposal, *especially* the most economically efficient one, or they would propose this (internalization of costs, period). If they ever do bother to actually figure out a hard, quantifiable value for the fossil fuel externality, it's kind of a footnote that never makes it into the national debate, and never gets seriously vetted, so they tag on all kinds of dubious assumptions that make it unrealistically high.

    Because, you know, the purpose of alarmism was *never* to solve an oncoming catastrophe, but to have power over others or something similar to that.

    BUT BEFORE YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, let me try to dispel your contempt. As an intellecutally honest, reasonable individual who has a clue, I absolutely, 100%, do not consider this "psychoanalysis" of alarmists as reason for inaction. I feel obligated to treat all positions as if they were presented as competently as possible (for purposes of determining policy). If the science is right, it's right. The evil intent of the folks who swiped up AGW as their latest, hippest rationalization for policies they'd want anyway does not take away from the validity of the science.

    And I have been fighting "on your side" (though I dislike framing the situation that way) in libertarian circles. As a longtime libertarian, I have been absolutely apalled at the refusal of hardcore libertarians to recognize the need for and legitmacy of well-defined rights in the atmosphere, a resource becoming scarce, so that the market can incorporate the price of the CO2's damage and thereby include it in its (very powerful) mechanism for maximizing efficiency given constraints. (Guess who I am on this thread. Hint: I said I was appalled.)

    So I do agree with the need for action, but just as strongly, I believe it needs to meet these constraints:

    1) It must work: meaning everybody must be on board, or we slurp enough money from non-compliers to make up for their mess.
    2) It must be minimally intrusive: meaning send the market the right signal for the cost of CO2 emission, and otherwise not tell people what to do.
    3) It must be minimally corrupt: meaning include rotating auditors, rewards for whistleblowing, refunding of all excess revenues to citizens, etc so that such a program is not bent to favor one group of people.

    If you can't meet those, I guarantee the cure will be worse than the disease.

    But back to the original topic: do you know of any alarmist who doesn't meet my characterization? I doubt it.

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  198. I know this is Slashdot... by hicksw · · Score: 1

    ...where too much is still not enough.
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  199. Diesel by bobbuck · · Score: 1
    Trucks and tractors already run on diesel. Isn't that what all you hippies are upset about? Oh, wait. I read more and you said not to eliminate. The farmer will just use a quarter of the diesel he needs to plant and harvest and magically he will get the same crop and nobody has to starve. Bravo!

    The Soviets and the Chinese managed to starve millions of people just with central planning alone. They weren't even worried about pollution. Imagine the combination of the two.

    1. Re:Diesel by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Trucks and tractors already run on diesel. Isn't that what all you hippies are upset about?

      Oh, starting out with a lie again. I'm not a hippie. I'm a real person that wants to solve a real problem. You are a lying scumbag that want's to kill people for greater profit.

      The farmer will just use a quarter of the diesel he needs to plant and harvest and magically he will get the same crop and nobody has to starve. Bravo!

      Liar. I never said 1/4 of anything. Some things will be reduced. Some won't. Some things will take longer to transition, others won't. Reduction is done where easiest, not hardest. Since you claim otherwise, you are a liar that is trying to sabotage the idea, not actually addressing it.

      The Soviets and the Chinese managed to starve millions of people just with central planning alone.

      We already have central planning. But rather than the government doing it for the people, it's the corporations doing it for the government. So if you are anti-central planning, you should be anti-corporation, right? Oh wait, you are pro-corporation as long as the greater profits don't kill too many people.

    2. Re:Diesel by bobbuck · · Score: 1
      Oh, starting out with a lie again. I'm not a hippie. I'm a real person that wants to solve a real problem. You are a lying scumbag that want's to kill people for greater profit.

      Are you SURE you're not a hippie? Are you SURE you want to solve a REAL problem? Well, I better get off here and go kill people for greater profit before you hippies starve them all.

  200. Re:Standby and get ready! by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    I don't have a newsletter, but I do have a ranch in the boonies. If you turn over all of your worldly possessions to the common good of my commune, you can live with us in peace and harmony. I know that seems like a high price to you right now, but remember, the massive inflation that we're likely to experience will surely render everything you own near worthless in the near future. However, my divine status will ensure your safety in the soon-to-come apocalypse. Oh, but on your way here, could you pick up about 10,000 packets of cool-aid and some rat poison. Thx.

  201. Re:Standby and get ready! by spicate · · Score: 1

    1) I'm not a climate scientist.

    2) This isn't a scientific forum.

    3) The parent's comment was completely missing the point (no one was 'asking' anyone to prove anything). After all, the anonymous coward he was replying to put 'prove' in quotation marks, suggesting the irony of using this one piece of data to discredit global warming.

    4) My point was, which side is following the scientific process? From what I've seen, global warming skeptics are mostly engaged in a media campaign for lay people. They are rarely publishing in scientific journals. Why not? Because of some imagined liberal conspiracy?

    Neither the 'believers' nor the 'skeptics' seem particularly credible. I don't care what you, personally, believe. I think policy should have a foundation in science. Instead, we have leaders listening to people like Michael Crichton.

    Oh, and you're obviously not a hick - you use such fancy words:

    Nice variables, weightings, and models (whether linearly "crude" or non linearly complex), showing the respective effect on the output average Earth temperature in your post.

  202. Re:Standby and get ready! by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

    I guess it's not possible to argue with a person who thinks world is black and white, is there someone asking to stop CO2 emissions? Current evidence just shows we are pushing the limits on CO2 tolerance of the earth, reducing those emissions to more manageable levels will buy years of time to study the consequences of X, Y, Z factors. Not reducing CO2 emissions according to current theory is just not viable option and will cause serious problems. In case the reduction of CO2 emissions starts to tip the scales to some unexpected direction it is much easier to resume the CO2 pollution than take pollution out from the atmosphere.

    Don't get me wrong, reduction of CO2 is not all that needs to be done, but that is a good start. Overall small particle pollution needs to be cut down as well. Conservation of water needs to happen and so forth. Following your example I could create this:

    We are consuming WATER, and consuming WATER is causing FAMINE. FAMINE is bad, so stop consuming WATER. If we stop consuming WATER, will FAMINE really be reversed? Is FAMINE even really bad? Stopping consuming WATER will also cause LOWER LIVING STANDARD - shouldn't that be taken into account?

    Anything out there can be put into this form, naturally FAMINE is not bad in terms of population control, loss of LIVING STANDARD may be worse personally in case you are not the one impacted with FAMINE. For me these scenarios are just not acceptable, I believe in moderation early on, especially since we can foresee the future so clearly.

  203. Re:Standby and get ready! by monxrtr · · Score: 1

    Neither the 'believers' nor the 'skeptics' seem particularly credible. I don't care what you, personally, believe. I think policy should have a foundation in science.

    As once again evidenced by your nice variables, weightings, and models (whether linearly "crude" or non linearly complex), showing the respective effect on the output average Earth temperature in your post.

    They are rarely publishing in scientific journals. Why not? Because of some imagined liberal conspiracy?

    Maybe just because you suck.

    What's funny is there are thousands of threads and millions of posts with no such "science", most especially from the "believers". But keep barking loudly about your hick opponents.

    Oh, and you're obviously not a hick - you use such fancy words:

    Like, STFU Dumbass.

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    "From DNA to P2P, we are all Copycats now. Go Go Copycat Power! Copycat Powers activate! Form of, a Copycat." --monxrtr
  204. Re:Standby and get ready! by spicate · · Score: 1

    Neither the 'believers' nor the 'skeptics' seem particularly credible. I don't care what you, personally, believe. I think policy should have a foundation in science.

    As once again evidenced by your nice variables, weightings, and models (whether linearly "crude" or non linearly complex), showing the respective effect on the output average Earth temperature in your post.

    They are rarely publishing in scientific journals. Why not? Because of some imagined liberal conspiracy?

    Maybe just because you suck.

    What's funny is there are thousands of threads and millions of posts with no such "science", most especially from the "believers". But keep barking loudly about your hick opponents.

    Oh, and you're obviously not a hick - you use such fancy words:

    Like, STFU Dumbass.

    I win!