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  1. Re:Lincolnshire could the power house of the world on Energy From Raindrops · · Score: 2, Funny

    Electricity and water.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  2. Rejected! on Touch Screen Tech Comes of Age · · Score: 2, Funny

    Geek Rejection Lines for Tomorrow:

    HEY! I am NOT an iPhone!

  3. E can make all the difference. on Pope Denounces Some Biotech as Affront to 'Human Dignity' · · Score: 1

    Am I the ONLY person who read this as: "Pope Denounces Some Biotch as Affront to 'Human Dignity'"

  4. Re:going away? on LAN Turns 30, May Not See 40? · · Score: 1

    "they let me" Do you live in China or the like? If not, get that communist idea out of your head.
  5. Re:Could it be? on Mitt Romney Answers Tech Questions · · Score: 1

    If he did that'd be reason enough to vote for him.

  6. Re:America's best shot at having a secular preside on Mitt Romney Answers Tech Questions · · Score: 1

    Because the point of life is to always operate at maximally optimal efficiency, ignoring all other considerations, right?

    Better start eating noodles for every meal....

    I would say feeling good about yourself is a pretty important part of life.
    People get sick of it pretty fast when they don't.

  7. Re:Duh on World of Warcraft Gold Limit Reached, It's 2^31 · · Score: 1

    I am the AC who posted it. I forgot to type my credentials before clicking submit :P
    I resubmitted the comment as myself shortly thereafter to avoid having my comment overlooked by others with a threshold of 1.

  8. Aisle of it on Open Source Speech Recognition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eye musing i trite now two poster slashed hot. It saw grate pro gram!

  9. Re:Duh on World of Warcraft Gold Limit Reached, It's 2^31 · · Score: 1

    How about subtracting the user's current gold from the maximum positive int value, then if the amount being added to the user's gold is greater than the difference, only add the difference. WoW that was hard.

  10. Re:Duh on World of Warcraft Gold Limit Reached, It's 2^31 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The range for a signed integer is 2,147,483,648 to +2,147,483,64_7_ (not 8).

    The negative range always extends one higher, since zero uses the first "positive" value.

    I call fabrication. And I call O.o for slashdotters not realizing this sooner.

  11. Re:Naked on $500,000 Prize for Faster Airport Security Checks · · Score: 1

    Your plan is ALMOST complete.

    You just need to get together with the "automated-anal-probulator(tm)" guy and you'll have a complete plan.

    You'd probably also want to install seat cover dispensers...

  12. Re:wrong order on Researchers Simulate Building Block of Rat's Brain · · Score: 1

    You should be modded redundant - Not with a previous post, but with yourself.

  13. Re:The ol' bum rush on Jerry Bruckheimer Teams With MTV For Games · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A quote from Jerry's Bio (trivia section):

    "I think that there's a certain synchronicity, so far, with what I like and with what the audiences like. But I don't make the movies for them. I make them because I wanna go see them myself."

    Perhaps this works for making movies, but when you're an old fart who has likely never touched a controller (yes, I'm jumping to conclusions here - but there's a very good chance I'm right, based on the other 62 year olds I know) this sort of self-indulgent logic falls apart.

    Perhaps if he'd grown up with the gamer generation his method of production would work. Unfortunately, he didn't, and it's likely to be a disaster when he tries it here.

  14. Re:Sony Nanowire Batteries on Nanowires Boost Laptop Battery Life to 20 Hours · · Score: 2, Funny

    It grows up to 4 times the original size and can go for 20 hours?

    They're going to put Extenze (and Viagra) out of business with a product like this.

    On the bright side we won't have to see any more commercials of the chick with the freaky eyes.

  15. News? on Vista Named Year's Most Disappointing Product · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is news? I thought everyone knew Vista is the biggest failure since the cheeseshake.
    Yeah that's right - you haven't heard about it because it failed miserably.

  16. Re:Well, naturally on Student Given Detention For Using Firefox [UPDATED] · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Absolutely. We should teach or children to blindly respect the rules, even when those rules are illogical.

    Yay for communism.

    </sarcasm>

  17. Re:Let's use the music argument... on Wii Shortages Costing Nintendo 'A Billion' In Sales · · Score: 1

    I think so.

    The main point is that they can't suddenly beef up production to meet immediate demand. They have to ESTIMATE in advance, which is especially difficult if you don't know ahead of time that your product is going to be THE item for the holidays that year.

    Had they beefed up prematurely and then NOT been THE item for the holidays they would have been out quite a large amount of money.

    Would you rather be Sony, with thousands of unsold PS3's waiting around in warehouses, or Nintendo, with nothing to spare because your increased production rates STILL can't keep up with the demand?

    As for those saying people might drift to other consoles - are you stupid or just insane? The Wii is appealing to the masses because it actually has gameplay that appeals to the average person. The Wii wasn't made for fanboys (read: future 40 yr. old basement dwellers). It was made for regular people - with friends and families that don't just sit around gaming ALL DAY.

    On the whole, people who want the Wii (except wii fanboys) aren't going to drift to a fanboy console like PS3 or Xbox360.

  18. Re:2005 Called on Faster Chips Are Leaving Programmers in Their Dust · · Score: 5, Funny
    This sounds to me like a great example of passing the buck.

    EE Guy #1: We can't seem to build faster chips.
    EE Guy #2: No problem. We'll just put tons of processor cores in instead.
    EE Guy #1: But people have spent the past 30 years creating algorithms for single core machines. Almost none of the programmers have any experience writing multi-core algorithms!
    EE Guy #2: Exactly! We'll be able to blame the programmers for being lazy and not wanting to learn new complicated algorithms that require an additional 4 years of university.
    EE Guy #1: Brilliant! We should come up with a catchy headline like "The Free Lunch is Over" or something like that.
    EE Guy #2: Yeah, and we could get Slashdot to post a link to the article. Slashdot users are sure to sympathize with our devious plans...
  19. Re:My e-mail on Startrek.com Shutting Down · · Score: 1

    The least one can do is keep a Web site running on a server for what amounts to peanuts. I disagree. I think the least one can do is add a few <br> tags to their run-on paragraphs so as to get people to actually read them.
  20. Re:Pandora's box on Beamed Sonic Advertising Is Coming · · Score: 1

    Who's going to hear it anyway? Everyone seems to be walking around with earplugs, er... headphones, these days anyway.

  21. Santa lives at North Pole.... who's at South Pole? on Ch-Ch-Chatting With the South Pole's IT Manager · · Score: 3, Funny

    When the machines get too cold, they install Microsoft products.

    Then Satan shows up and heats up the joint.

  22. Re:I'm always entertained... on US Government Caught Manipulating Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Somehow the phrase "you get what you pay for" seems appropriate.

    Have you seen the pay scale on govt. jobs?

  23. Re:They're not that stupid on US Government Caught Manipulating Wikipedia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Indeeed, I thought the title should read "Government caught with their pants down"
    Unfortunately, Bill Clinton ensured that this phrase would never carry shock value ever again.

  24. Re:Hide your own habits... use a VM! on Microsoft Giving Away Vista Ultimate, With a Catch · · Score: 1
    Because maybe they won't notice that all of the hardware drivers are labeled "VMWare"...

    Of course, if they opt to not send you your free copy of vista, you'll be the real winner anyway.

    Anyone else think it's funny that Microsoft can hardly get people to sign up for FREE copies of Vista?
    You know your product sucks when....

    Hey wait, I remember another company whose products turned into coasters. Where is AOL today anyway?

    You know a product has failed when: (This is fun - it works with terms like "Windows Vista" and "Democracy")

    You know you want our [insert product here].

    You don't?

    Here, we'll give you a free trial of [insert product here] for a trial period, only we're going to monitor your usage of it, and if you like it, you get the full version free!

    You still don't want it?

    Look it's free - you'd have to be crazy to not want it! We'll just keep monitoring your usage until you decide you want to keep it.



    In an anti-climactic finish, I actually support the liberation of captive peoples. Democracy seeks to liberate whilst Microsoft seeks to enslave...
  25. Re:Irony on The 5 Users You'd Meet in Hell · · Score: 1

    Indeed, while there are many categories, the "help" on the other end of the line
    can be categorized into one single group.

    This is because when you call tech support, they don't know who they'll get, but you can already
    be assured that they're a know-it-all with a preconceived hatred/contempt/indifference for you.

    And rightly so.