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Beamed Sonic Advertising Is Coming

newtley writes in with a story from Ad Age a few days back. "Advertisers are determined to get into your head by one means or another, and Holosonic Research Labs has found yet another way of invading your privacy in the name of forcing you pay attention. You're walking down a street in New York when all of a sudden, a woman's voice whispers 'Who's that? Who's There?' No, you weren't having a psychotic episode; you were being subjected without your permission to 'sound in a narrow beam, just like light.' It was coming at you from a rooftop speaker seven stories up."

396 comments

  1. Pandora's box by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It makes one wonder about the concept of graffit... The process (usually illegal) of drawing symbols, images or words on private or public surfaces without permission. This really, is the process of using sonic graffiti that I can imagine would be readily open to hacking, sonic tagging and sonic vandalism. Of course this opens up all sorts of questions as well: What sorts of messages are appropriate to beam into someone's awareness? What about inappropriate messages? How about unintended consequences when someone with paranoid schizophrenia encounters these messages? What are the legal implications if someone else targets the same area with a different sonic message than the one intended by the advertiser?

    Personally, I find this advertising practice offensive and a little ignorant of where the possibilities may lead to. Furthermore, I am disappointed that A&E television would engage in this sort of thing, but A&E has been sliding down the slippery slope into crass, base appeal lately, attempting to go for shock factor at the expense of cultural sophistication. Back on topic: Would the advertiser consider it offensive if their message was sonically blocked via interfering sound waves? Would they consider someone else beaming messages into the same "acoustic space" unfair competition? Would they consider it vandalism? What are the liabilities if in the very unlikely possibility, a paranoid schizophrenic were to become violent in response to such messages? (note: only a very small percentage of paranoid schizophrenic patients are outwardly violent)

    If I lived in NYC, this would be a call to me for a little social experimentation with A&Es advertising campaign. But beyond that, think about the possibilities for social filtering, or even the surreptitious delivery of information, allowing the legal (or illegal) routing of people, goods and supplies via temporally discrete windows of sonic delivery.

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    1. Re:Pandora's box by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but I wouldn't have to be a paranoid schizophrenic to get violent over being marauded by advertisement. It's just something that would slowly eat away at my sanity, forcing me to kill the next person that walks by, hopefully an advertiser. On another note, the more persistent and annoying the ad, the greater lengths I go to avoid that particular company. Hell, within 1 millisecond of hearing a familiar, but grinding jingle, I tend to change the channel of whatever I'm watching/hearing.

    2. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine if a group of atheists put one of these devices near the entrance to a church. They could beam messages to the congregation as they enter and leave the church. Imagine the outburst that messages such as, "This is God. Intelligent Design is for retards." and "This is God. I know you touch yourself." would lead to!

    3. Re:Pandora's box by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Why not just smash the equipment, or sequester it... and when confronted by police, make a BIG case out of the fact that they were ignoring a public assault on your physical person and the company in question assaulted you with a "sonic shockwave device" which you find to be quite offensive and dangerous to your health and safety. Demand that they pay for the fear and lack of safety you felt, as well as the invasion of your personal space, then sue the city AND the company in question and research the few other means by which you can take them to the cleaners.

      Isn't this ridiculous? They're worried that smoking, is bad, and banning smoking even in private residences or public places, but they have no problem allowing invasions of privacy that are targeted in such a manner.

      Talk about a world needing a massive overhaul.

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    4. Re:Pandora's box by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      "This is God. I know you touch yourself."
      Ok, I'm dying, what movie is this from?

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    5. Re:Pandora's box by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 1

      The Laser movie everyone was just commenting about - Real Geniuses IIRC. They install The Voice Of God in the a$$-hat's braces.

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    6. Re:Pandora's box by chriscos · · Score: 1

      Real Genius.

    7. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It'd certainly be a prime target for hacking... What group of nerds wouldn't love to subvert something like this into whispering obscene messages, or decreeing random commandments from God? It'd be much better than a billboard, since it's more intrusive, you can watch each single person as they receive the message, and yet it would take longer time to discover the malfunction. Also susceptible to simple hardhacks like cranking the volume up to eleven.

    8. Re:Pandora's box by das_magpie · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me someone is worried about no body paying attention to the show.

    9. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When you pay for it, it's allowed and legal. When you don't pay for it, it's illegal. Duh! (LOL)

    10. Re:Pandora's box by Darth+Liberus · · Score: 1
      Real Genius, but the voice is Jesus, not God, and the quote is "and from now on, STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!"

      I might have to put it on right now :)

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    11. Re:Pandora's box by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Man, was that sermon as boring as it seemed?"

      "I'm not sure, I couldn't stop thinking about how the pastor would look in some Lightspeed Briefs ..."

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    12. Re:Pandora's box by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hmmm, looks like I'll be able to now 'accesorize' my tin foil hat, with some nifty new tin foil ear plugs!!

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    13. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they have something like this in the restroom of Zumanity in Vegas

      it's more than a little disturbing to be standing there taking a leak, and then to hear some guy's voice whispering something into your ear

    14. Re:Pandora's box by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Real Genius, but the voice is Jesus, not God

      You're both right.

      Weirdly, on the DVD it's Jesus and the version you see on tv generally says it's god.

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    15. Re:Pandora's box by deadline · · Score: 1

      No need for violence. The solution is simple. Once one of these things distracts someone enough to walk in front of a bus, the lawyers will be all over the company and the advertisers. The difference between this and a car horn (and other such noises) is the company beaming the distraction is intentionally trying to get your attention (plus they will have deeper pockets than a car/cab driver)

      In my area (eastern PA) there is discussion in some counties about banning the new LED type billboards as they believe they will distract motorists.

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    16. Re:Pandora's box by swell · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Isn't it fascinating to see this paranoia at Slashdot?

      These are echoes of the voices that feared the coming of the horseless carriage and the light bulb and the Zeppelin Tube*. Why would anyone need such a thing? What about the children?!! It will only lead to heartache and a chronic case of the Buffalo shuffles. It's the work of the Devil!

      As it happens this 'technology' has been around for at least a century in the form of parabolic reflectors. I have personally participated in an experiment where I could communicate normally at a distance with someone via two ten foot reflectors. This required no moving nor electronic parts. A whisper could be heard in full fidelity in the midst of chaotic noises in the environment.

      Some years ago people developed smaller electronic devices that could focus sound fairly well. There were hints about applications for these devices, including military uses. I have waited for news of actual products to no avail until today.

      Don't be afraid, little people.

      *[The Zeppelin tube: the tube of unlimited power--can only be used for good--or for evil.]

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    17. Re:Pandora's box by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      As it happens this 'technology' has been around for at least a century in the form of parabolic reflectors. If you're including passive sound reflectors, I think you could go back a lot further than that; I've heard several times that the Greeks used large hammered-metal bowls and sheets to reflect and reinforce the sound in public spaces.

      Still, I don't think the fact that the technology is old makes its use in targeted advertising any less obnoxious.
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    18. Re:Pandora's box by lostsatellite82 · · Score: 1

      "This is God. I know you touch yourself."

      A newly published study confirms that this is in fact why the dinosaurs died off.

    19. Re:Pandora's box by egburr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In my area (eastern PA) there is discussion in some counties about banning the new LED type billboards as they believe they will distract motorists.

      The LED strobes on school buses, trash trucks, and all manner of construction worker pickup trucks are very distracting to me. Even from a long distance away, they drag my eyes away from what I *should* be paying attention to: the vehicles and pedestrians near and ahead of me.

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    20. Re:Pandora's box by Garridan · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...as well as the invasion of your personal space... You realize that you claim that your "personal space" is "invaded" by people making sound at you. If you're on the street and I stand 5 feet away and say, "hey buddy, got the time?" and you punch me in the face - you think that's reasonable behavior?
    21. Re:Pandora's box by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Since this kind of affront breaks most city noise ordinances, it should be relatively simple to shut down. If not, filing enough complaints will do the same.

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    22. Re:Pandora's box by morari · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I am disappointed that A&E television would engage in this sort of thing They do have Criss Angel after all. The nearest thing to entertainment that show has going for it is the hilariously pathetic intro song. He is the mindfreak, ya' know.
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    23. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing with those cop lights that have switched over to flash strobes instead of the old fashioned kind. One time I was pulling out of a bar, and passed a cop that had someone pulled over -- not only were those squad lights hypnotic, but blinding also -- I nearly ran over him because I couldn't see him due to those strobe lights.

    24. Re:Pandora's box by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but I wouldn't have to be a paranoid schizophrenic to get violent over being marauded by advertisement. It's just something that would slowly eat away at my sanity, forcing me to kill the next person that walks by, hopefully an advertiser.

      Now, that's just not cool.

      If you're going to throw the whole thing away and go shoot people, don't go for students and people who eat at MacDonalds like everyone else does. Go after the scumbags behind all this and do us a solid on your way out.

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    25. Re:Pandora's box by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In my area (eastern PA) there is discussion in some counties about banning the new LED type billboards as they believe they will distract motorists.

      As they believe they will? I suggest they drive up I-95N between the Delaware border and rt 476 during any time in which there is a medium level of traffic. There is a very large, active LED that changes advertisements every few seconds. On several occasions, I have watch traffic drop suddenly in speed from 55-70 down to 40-55, depending on the time of day (with accompanying panicked tromps on the brake pedal that is most people's first response to confusion). Now I guess that there's no proof, but the only thing in the location immediately prior to the speed drop has been that obnoxious billboard.

      Hell, it distracted me the first time (though I didn't pant my foot on the brake or even slow down) because when I saw something that was in motion as part of a sign, I thought that clearly something that was actively trying to get my attention was probably a message from DOT or something, warning of construction or traffic. Alas, no. It was an advertisement for a local radio station.

      But once a few people are dead, I'm sure they'll consider that the ridiculous thing may have been a contributing factor. Politicians are quick that way.

    26. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're on the street and I stand 5 feet away and say, "hey buddy, got the time?" and you punch me in the face -

      Ah, so you've visited Scotland, then?

    27. Re:Pandora's box by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Here in Paris we have a group of people who vandalize advertisements; That is illegal, but they revnedicate their actions and don't act anonymously. Their trials so far have been odd : even prosecutors found them sympathetic (it was a public prosecutor, not a lawyer from a billboard-owning company)

      Such speakers would just be asking for vandalism (or clever hacks).

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    28. Re:Pandora's box by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The technology sounds (no pun intended) cool. The proposed use is very uncool. What a materialistic world view they have. The first use they think of is advertising. Cut to the chase and skip "what can we use this for" and go straight to "how can we make money with this".

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    29. Re:Pandora's box by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed... I love drunken Scots, they remind me of sober Scots, and they all sound like Dwarves, but taller.

      Seriously, Scots are a fun bunch, whenever they're not busy trying to kiss up to international corporations or the British Crown.

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    30. Re:Pandora's box by kiwipeso · · Score: 1

      Excellent, I would love to have this set up near a couple of cathedrals in my town.
      I would love to say "This is God. Microsoft is in league with Satan."

      Or, even better, aim it at the entrance to the ministry of information interception. (Hi there!)
      "You are underpaid. You are being watched. You don't have the best tech."

      If I could get it at the Justice ministry, I would have it say :
      "What happened to victims rights? Why do criminals have more rights than victims?"

      Finally, I would like some pointed at the parliament :
      "This government doesn't believe in freedom."

      So I'd like a dozen sonic advertising speakers. Cool bananas!

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    31. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider the benefits: More jobs for computer guys who keep the network running to which people will flock when the streets are a cacophony of directional sounds.

    32. Re:Pandora's box by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In a lot of countries there are strong planning restrictions on signs, in terms of size, motion and illumination. Signs may identify and advertise but they specifically must not distract motorists. It requires a full building and planing application to get a sign approved, and even then the signs are restricted to advertising the business at the location of the sign and it is forbidden to advertise other companies (no billboards).

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    33. Re:Pandora's box by Cjstone · · Score: 1

      Our amps go to eleven! ("This is Spinal Tap" is amazing.)

    34. Re:Pandora's box by alex4u2nv · · Score: 1

      Just use a city browser like firefox ;)

      Or use a pen to disable your ears, until a better less exploitable version is released ;)

    35. Re:Pandora's box by True+Vox · · Score: 1

      Dear god, where the HELL are my mod points? Stupid bad timing. +1 Bawls-Out-Nose.

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    36. Re:Pandora's box by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine if a group of atheists put one of these devices near the entrance to a church.

      or outside the entrance to a rave/new age club.
      "Yo...you with the black fingernails. This is God. I do, in fact, exist."
      "And you will continue to hear this message until you take your narrow ass to church."

    37. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a shame. The inflection on the line "My father... y'know... god?" makes it one of my favorite. I guess they clip it out completely.

    38. Re:Pandora's box by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's not a gimmick. You're a nation of psychotics led by a genocidal madman, and you're fucking my country up meddling in our economic and political processes. I'm scared of you, because you're fascists and war criminals, you keep people in concentration camps, and you're about to annex my country. You're not the one that needs to worry, I am.

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    39. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would the advertiser consider it offensive if their message was sonically blocked via interfering sound waves?

      Screw that! Would the advertiser consider it offensive if their message was permanently blocked by a round of buckshot applied to the speaker?

    40. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah, you constantly talk about killing people who, say, study restaurants, or advertise with beamed sound, because in an unrelated development, some country is meddling with your country's economic and political process. This country is full of fascists and war criminals that keeps people in concentration camps, and is about to annex your country. You realize that makes you just sounds all the more fucked up? Anyway what country is the US (I presume) planning on annexing? Are you from Puerto Rico? If not, I don't think you need to worry anytime soon.

      Stop fucking posting. Get some help, do some exercise, shit.

    41. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "raves"... they don't need this stinking gadgets to hear god, let me tell you.

    42. Re:Pandora's box by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I was replying to a person who commented that the constant bombardment of propaganda would make him want to start shooting people. That seems to happen down there quite a bit, except they always shoot fellow suffering victims, never to the perpetrators. Like the school killings that happen over.

      As for my axe-to-grind, the US have got a million immigrants in concentration camps. Right now.

      You know, the US immigration department tried to bully my girlfriend, an ordinary graphic designer, who lived in the US for a good chunk of her life, but left the country several years prior and wasn't even in the country anymore, to come back to the US so she could be charged before being formally deported. Because she separated from her partner and left.

      Other people who wanted to be reasonable, keep their future travel options open, and agreed to do this have ended up disappearing into jail cells for years. That's the plain truth. I'm honestly afraid to even fly through your crazy fucking nation. People get tortured to death because someone at the airport was feeling itchy, and it's not even a big deal. It happened last month.

      As for annexing my country, I live in Canada. We have back room deals to create a single currency now that yours is tanking, we have out in the open plans to create a North American Union, we have an open conspiracy to dredge the St. Lawrence canal into a super-shipping highway and turn the northeastern part of the continent into a poor, industrialized economic zone called Atlantica like some third world country. And you've got a million tanks sitting on our border.

      The US have been taking all our oil and using it to sustain your war. Members of your government corrupt our politicians to enforce rules that tax us for our cultural and intellectual works so you can pay us for those resources with the right to behave as we wish. That is ALSO right out in the open.

      The US bribed our politicians into privatizing, been an ongoing process since the Regan years, and bought everything up, and now all our way-more-educated-than-your-people work in call centers for your companies. Because we got sold out by people who traded the common wealth they were entrusted with for monopoly money from the Fed, then moved south.

      None of this fucked up shit, including the propaganda tools that this article is about, is even hidden, it just happens right out there in the open. Enough that people were commenting about shooting in the streets as a response before I posted.

      So, in a nutshell, your country fucked us totally just like they do everyone else, and now they're trying to just take over.

      As far as I'm concerned, I hope your countries political and economic structures absolutely fucking collapse so we can start fixing our own without your meddling. But that's not what's going to happen. Your nation is trying to take everything that is ours and squeeze us like slaves for everything we have, and that's only going to get worse to the point of being unbearable as your unsustainable systems come closer to collapse.

      As this is an international site, and as I am a loudmouth, I like to come around and point these sorts of things out, and I'm not obligated to stop. So, have fun on your road to hell.

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    43. Re:Pandora's box by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would be almost as fun as sitting in a strip club with a miniature version & beaming a manly voice into the ear of a guy getting a lapdance as she leans over to see if he wants to go up stairs.

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    44. Re:Pandora's box by baboo_jackal · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first use they think of is advertising.
      No. From TFA:

      The technology, ideal for museums and libraries or environments that require a quiet atmosphere for isolated audio slideshows, has rarely been used on such a scale before.
      And if you go to the Holosonics website, you would have seen that the first uses for it were in libraries and museums, with the intent of allowing people to hear audio without disturbing other patrons. The first use "they" thought of was to maximize the enjoyment of multiple people visiting typically quiet places.

      Cut to the chase and skip "what can we use this for" and go straight to "how can we make money with this".
      Um. OK, what imaginary entity that creates new technology applications works like that? Seriously, other than a 100% Government-funded research lab, *everybody* who makes something new has to think "how can we make money with this?" or they stop being able to afford... well, the ability to make cool new stuff!

      I think you're angry about the use of this for advertising, and I agree, it would be annoying if used on a large scale - like, for example, if *everything* you walked by on the street tried to whisper stuff in your ear. On a funny note, if you read the comments from the original article, it appears as though several commentators believe that this technology actually (somehow?) beams energy directly into your brain which causes you to "hear" stuff.
    45. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the asshat's name was Kent.

      "Oh, and Kent, stop playing with yourself."

      "It IS God!"

    46. Re:Pandora's box by argiedot · · Score: 1

      I have the same thing. There was this advertisement for a particular brand of candy on the TV back when I used to watch it, and it had all these kids, and it was horribly annoying. I felt like puking every time I heard it and now I can't even buy that damn thing, so I don't know how it tastes, it just has a negative feeling in my head. UGH! Just thinking of it...

    47. Re:Pandora's box by Gandalf_the_Beardy · · Score: 1

      This is the reason that by the road advertising is banned in the UK on all motorways (similar roads to the Interstate). Any LED matrix sign you see will be something that you should read - either warning of a traffic problem, or diversions ahead, blocked road etc. They are trying to overturn this ban and bring advertising back in - I hope they don't as the reaction I've seen on slower roads is what you say. People panic and the first thing they do is mat the brakes and suddenly stop.

    48. Re:Pandora's box by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      I have similar problems with those people who stand at busy intersections waving bright neon signs advertising sales or whatever. From my point of view, it's a terribly offensive and dangerous practice. I mean, the entire point is fairly obviously to get drivers' attention, which is the same as saying you're trying to distract them from driving. The first couple of times I saw someone flailing those signs at the side of the road, I thought it was a warning of some sort, and after trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I looked at the road and realized that if someone was in the crosswalk I just went by I would have hit them.

      They're pretty much everywhere these days, and by now I tune them out like you have to do with everything else. Still, when I'm in a high-traffic area, looking out for pedestrians, someone waving a bright notice right by the road is enough of a distraction that I need to slow down.

      What really gets me is that there are going to be more developments like this, with even more bombardments to your senses every time you go out, that it's really going to be dangerous to drive through city streets in a decade or two. I hope they put stricter laws into effect before it gets too terrible, or I'm just going to have to more into the woods or something. All I have to worry about there is bears, and at least they're not in neon colors.

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    49. Re:Pandora's box by scottme · · Score: 1

      Quite often recently, I've seen the message "Tiredness can cause accidents - take a break" on one of those new matrix signs they're installing all over the UK motorway network. Very solicitous and caring of the traffic monitoring authorities, you may say. But every single time I've seen that message, it has been on the last one or two matrix signs immediately before a service area. This is surely no coincidence.

      Now I'm not saying that's advertising, but it seems to be headed in that direction. There's an easy rationalization for allowing it, since I'm sure the revenue they'd earn would help to defray the cost of installing and operating those signs.

      How long before the same signs are displaying "Hungry? How about a nice juicy Big Mac(TM)?"

    50. Re:Pandora's box by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not quite right. AudioSpotlight has been shipping similar products since 2000. Indeed, I saw them featured on Tomorrow's World in that same year.

      http://web.archive.org/web/20000302223042/www.bbc.co.uk/tw/stories/technology/0001audiospotlight.shtml

      The relevant part of the episode is still hosted by Holosonic.

      http://www.holosonics.com/media/BBC_TW_AudioSpotlight_1Mbps.mpg

      Their website also lists alternative applications..

      http://www.holosonics.com/customers.html

    51. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joebert Slashdot, Slashdot Joebert.

    52. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you with the black fingernails


      Yeah, that would really narrow down the addressee, wouldn't it?
    53. Re:Pandora's box by renoX · · Score: 1

      Bah, it's the same in France and I think that it's quite logical: what good does it make to remind drivers to take a break, if they can't?

      There's a big difference between 'taking a break' and 'eating' as the first one is necessary for safety reason, the other one isn't, no need to be paranoid..

    54. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was saying that constantly threatening to kill people has basically no relation to the US's policies, which I guess you don't like for various exaggerated and generally crazy reasons. Plenty of people don't like the US, these people don't constantly threaten to kill people.

      I am a non US-citizen who hasn't lived in the US for years but lived there a long time, basically everybody there I knew was an immigrant, things was chill. The fascist state you imagine is the product of a delusional mind (millions of immigrants in concentration camps, wow).

      Oh, congratulations on your more recent posts, where you insult strangers and post personal information of strangers.

      Anyway if you're not going to stop fucking posting to slashdot, please do two of the following very reasonable steps:

      1) Resolve never again to threaten to kill people on Slashdot (or anywhere, for that matter).
      2) Resolve to never again insult people you don't know on Slashdot.

    55. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were shitfaced =(

    56. Re:Pandora's box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're asked to stop saying you will kill people, and respond with a lengthy rant about the US meddling in Canada's affairs. Question yourself: do these seem like the actions of a sane person?

    57. Re:Pandora's box by ZeroFactorial · · Score: 1

      Who's going to hear it anyway? Everyone seems to be walking around with earplugs, er... headphones, these days anyway.

    58. Re:Pandora's box by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      I hope you know I was being sarcastic. While constant bombardment of advertisements probably won't make me go on on a violent killing spree, it would make me very short tempered and snappy at everyone around me.

    59. Re:Pandora's box by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I was replying to a person who commented that the constant bombardment of propaganda would make him want to start shooting people. That seems to happen down there quite a bit, except they always shoot fellow suffering victims, never to the perpetrators. Like the school killings that happen over.

      Yeah, that sucks. I wish these crazy shooters would shoot up government buildings (like Congress or other legislative buildings) instead, or better yet, lawyers' offices. At least they could do some good with their killings instead of shooting up a school or mall.

      As for my axe-to-grind, the US have got a million immigrants in concentration camps. Right now.

      Huh? You mean prisons? I'm not sure I see the problem here; they came here uninvited and then committed crimes, so they're in prison now. I think we should be charging Mexico for the costs incurred.

      You know, the US immigration department tried to bully my girlfriend, an ordinary graphic designer, who lived in the US for a good chunk of her life, but left the country several years prior and wasn't even in the country anymore, to come back to the US so she could be charged before being formally deported. Because she separated from her partner and left.

      That's weird; can you elaborate more? I've never heard anything like this. Also, this is completely different from 99.9% of the illegals in our prisons now.

      People get tortured to death because someone at the airport was feeling itchy, and it's not even a big deal. It happened last month.

      Can you provide a reference for this? There was something here in Phoenix recently with some woman who somehow died while in detention, but I don't think there was any torture involved; it sounded like the woman had serious problems before.

      As for annexing my country, I live in Canada. We have back room deals to create a single currency now that yours is tanking, we have out in the open plans to create a North American Union, we have an open conspiracy to dredge the St. Lawrence canal into a super-shipping highway and turn the northeastern part of the continent into a poor, industrialized economic zone called Atlantica like some third world country. And you've got a million tanks sitting on our border.

      Sitting on the border? That sounds like an exaggeration. As for the rest, well, that's your own fault, for electing crappy politicians, just like it's our own fault that our economy's tanking because we voted for stupid neocons and their war.

      However, one big difference between you and us is that we still have lots of guns in the hands of Citizens. At some point, if things get too bad, we still have the ability to rise up and overthrow a tyrannical government, as our Second Amendment guarantees. Tanks don't matter; Iraq is already showing how ineffective conventional military forces are against guerrilla fighters in urban areas. So if you're really upset about the way things are, you need to start collecting weapons and ammo so you can defend your way of life with force, instead of just knuckling under to your government which no longer represents you, and get all your friends to do the same. After all, if you're not willing to defend yourself, why should anyone else do it for you?

      The US have been taking all our oil and using it to sustain your war.

      That doesn't sound exactly right. We buy your oil at fair market prices, at least I hope so. Or do you have any evidence that Canada is giving the US oil at below-market prices? If it's at fair-market prices, it doesn't really matter if you sell it to the US, Japan, Australia, or Europe.

      Also, we've been taking oil from Iraq; how is this helping Americans? It's not: our gas prices are higher than ever. But the big oil companies are making record-breaking profits.

      So, in a nutshell, your country fucked us totally just like they do everyone else, and now they're trying to just take over.

      The way I see it, people in other coun

    60. Re:Pandora's box by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just go build a fence, then we can nail the doors shut from the northern side, turn off your lights and find better people to deal with? You sit on your side of the border with a gun, and I'll sit on mine with a gun, and you can all starve to death rounding up the immigrants that grow your food.

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    61. Re:Pandora's box by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      We don't need immigrants to pick our food; we have millions of welfare recipients and meth-heads sitting around doing nothing, who could be doing that work instead.

      If we can't grow our own food, we don't deserve to eat.

  2. I for one... by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 0

    welcome our new sonic beamed overlords?

  3. Psychosis ahead ... by foobsr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... I could imagine that this advancement of the 'art of advertising' could do some harm to people that are not so stable.

    CC.

    --
    TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
    1. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... I could imagine that this advancement of the 'art of advertising' could do some harm to people that are not so stable.

      I'm stable, as far as I know, and it might just cause me to fucking kill someone if I happen to hear it. Thus, I'm not so certain that it's limited to those who have fragile psyches.

    2. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Thus, I'm not so certain that it's limited to those who have fragile psyches.

      As things go, you would be 'not stable' by definition if you can not cope with what is/will be rated 'normal' :(

      CC.

      --
      TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
    3. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just destroy their nice sonic mind-control device and say it told me to do it.

      Makes good sense in my book.

    4. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      ... I could imagine that this advancement of the 'art of advertising' could do some harm to people that are not so stable.

      Yeah, these technologies ARE pretty obnoxious. All day long when I walk up and down the street, I'm getting voices in my ear and they just won't stop. I've got Safeway telling me about specials in their frozen foods section. Starbucks is telling me to buy their Cappucino. And Home Depot is constantly telling me that I've got to get a high powered rifle and take out the governor's dog so I can impress Jodi Foster, and do it NOW, NOW, NOW! And I've TRIED to make them stop, but no matter how many home improvement projects I start, Home Depot just will not relent!

      It got so bad that until I read this story, I was beginning to doubt my own sanity.

    5. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by NickFortune · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As things go, you would be 'not stable' by definition if you can not cope with what is/will be rated 'normal' :(

      The trouble is that "stable" is a relative term, not an absolute one. "Stable" means stable in a given environment. The question we ought to consider here is how far this particular initiative is going to move the definition of stable away from the current baseline.

      The worrying thing is that stability is most likely a bell curve. Which would mean that a small shift could result in a huge increase in instability in urban populations.

      I think this is a valid cause for concern

      --
      Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
    6. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or how about if it interferes with a blind person's navigation-by-sound? Or with a service dog who interprets it as a command, or as a threat to avoid? how long before it gets someone killed?

      As someone else points out, this is the sonic equivalent of having a penlight beamed into your eyes, with no ability to look away.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    7. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to give you a heads up... she won't be impressed.

      (I know, if you can't trust the voices inside your head on dating advice, who can you trust?)

    8. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the government fails, private enterprises step in and do their part! http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government

    9. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been wearing my mp3 player with those in ear buds. Works wonders.
      What?? Can't hear you.

    10. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      I suppose it could be nice to have in front of a poster or store window when you stand in just one spot.

      But you are correct, too much of this stuff is sensory overload. Think back even 20 years we didn't have the "always on" society we have now.. that takes a toll on perfectly good people and they snap. it's distraction, and invasive... in your face. Advertisers will keep being "edgy" to get responses and unsuspecting, overworked, stressed out people will over react.

    11. Re:Psychosis ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom is constantly yelling, always, all the time. I wake up in the morning and I hear it, it's every day at some point. I try to avoid her if I can, just stay under the radar; sometimes she randomly comes running to me when I didn't do anything to yell about it. Amusingly enough, around OTHER PEOPLE that she doesn't know well, she's totally stable.

      And at this point, it seems, when completely quiet, I hear her yelling.. sometimes I go look to make sure it wasn't her (avoiding contact of course). Sometimes even when she's in another state. I really cannot stand being around the woman anymore and want to completely sever contacts with my entire family (no big deal), but particularly I want her out of my life specifically.

      Maybe one or two of these in a few places will become normal for you. If they're attached to billboards, though, things are going to get messy. Speaking first-hand on what the mind cannot take. (Good thing my consciousness is a shell around my control).

  4. So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

    I doubt I'll hear it. I usually have my iPod on when I'm walking around outside.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    1. Re:So what? by welcher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, you're missing out on a whole lot more than annoying advertising.

    2. Re:So what? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like that truck that's about to smash you flat as a pancake.

      --
      What?
    3. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like dangers of passing vehicles, auditory warnings for automatic doors. Not to mention the fact that your hearing will suffer in the long term.

      But lets face something, we are at war, and this is a rational defence. Each and every citizen is currently in a battle for cognitive/sensory space in an urban environment. Noise pollution is an enormous source of stress. The inability to concentrate amid competing voices for our attention is highly damaging, to the individual and the economy as a whole. Corporate and public messages are crass, deliberately grating, patronising, insulting pollution of the worst kind. I don't listen to an mp3 player but I do use high density in-ear silencers when travelling on public transport in the UK in order to avoid the Orwellian announcements made on average every 60 seconds. Nothing else allows me to read or use my laptop.

      So, it's no surprise that large parts of the population are choosing to block out the only sensory channel that we have no physical contrl over, you cant close your ears.

      While this technology has useful benefits, such as targeted paging in airports, allowing it into the hands of advertisers is sure to provoke an extreme negative reaction. Several people have already mentioned violence as a reaction to intrusive sound. I must say I find this unsurprising. I think even I would immediately try and locate the source of such an invasive act and smash the thing to pieces with complete disregard for the consequences, indeed I would be proud to stand up in front of the judge and say that I considered it a personal assult (since it's directed at an individual) and was taking reasonable defensive measures.

      If I follow you around in the street hectoring you after you have asked me to go away that is a verbal assault. The lack of physical violence is immaterial.

      I have no doubt on this one, if the law cannot provide reasonable protections of an individuals personal boundaries then the mob will.

    4. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why hello there John C. Randolph-posting-anonymously. I started at NeXT and worked on Rhapsody and OS X (from the DPs through Tiger and early Leopard, when I moved to Europe). I've never heard of John C. Randolph ("jcr"?), who seems to have nigh-infinite amounts of time to post to random boards. Unless "John C. Randolph" an alias for Dave Hyatt, Jens Alfke or someone equally competent, allow me to question your assertions regarding the significance of "his contributions to Mac OS X".

    5. Re:So what? by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have this amazing technique to avoid getting hit by trucks. I look before I step into the street.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    6. Re:So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Oh, for crying out loud. If you want to ladle out the sarcasm, at least have the guts to do with your name attached.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    7. Re:So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

      For the record, I have never made any such claims. What I have done is help other people to learn the Cocoa frameworks, and I didn't get many complaints from attendees of any classes I taught or workshops I ran.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    8. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My apologies for the hasty conclusion. Perhaps the poster to whom I replied is "Slava Pestov" instead!

    9. Re:So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Whoever it was is obviously trying to trying to disparage us both.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    10. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick, patent it!

      142428442

    11. Re:So what? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I look before I step into the street.

      Soon to be obliterated by beamed optic advertising.

      She blinded me with science

      --
      What?
    12. Re:So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

      your hearing will suffer in the long term.

      I don't turn it up that loud.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    13. Re:So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I wish you were kidding...

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    14. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have this amazing technique to avoid getting hit by trucks. I look before I step into the street.

      Congratulations on mastering the prerequisite technique of "not being blind." What are people who *have* to rely on their hearing going to do when that sense, too, is blotted out for them by incessant advertising?

    15. Re:So what? by wattrlz · · Score: 1
      They could:
      • Make some sort of selective-white-noise headphones that cancel out only advertisements.
      • Wear a large-brimmed sound-absorbant hat to shield you from speakers seven stories up, but not the soundsbusses prowling the street for pedestrians to hit.
      • Pay a neighborhood kid to take out the speakers with a pellet gun.
      • File a complaint and wait for the system to do its job.
      • Get hit by a bus and sue. Then watch the system do what it does best.
  5. Only one reasonable approach... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...for me if I encounter a device like this, is to leave and come back with a baseball bat and trash the device into pieces. This measure is clearly an invasion of privacy if I'm generous and assault if not so generous. I do not want to be bombarded by forced mind control that is advertising.

    --
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say
    1. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by uofitorn · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought. However, TFA shows a picture of the speakers mounted on the top of a building, presumably secured from trespassers.

      --
      "What kind of music do pirates listen to?" -Paul Maud'dib
      "Yeeeaaarrrrr n' Bee!!" -Stilgar, Leader of Sietch Tabr
    2. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, they've had their speaker stolen and had to replace it and increase the security.

      This is a particularly invasive and obnoxious form of advertising - they *force* you to hear their message. Your response is entirely reasonable.

    3. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Nutria · · Score: 1
      However, TFA shows a picture of the speakers mounted on the top of a building, presumably secured from trespassers.

      This is why we should all learn to shoot rifles.

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    4. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by witte · · Score: 1

      Not that I'd get violent, but the idea to trash the device would certainly cross my mind :)
      It's bad enough that every free square meter is plastered over with ads. They are usually butt-ugly and annoying. Buses, tv, billboards on buildings, products you buy, you name it. Always an ad trying to peddle some product I don't need.

      However, this tech could be used on the battlefield for transmitting orders over large distances if it can be fitted in a small portable format, bolted onto a troop transport, or something along those lines.

      This could also be used for 'Voice of God' pranks.
      "Rod... Todd... This is God." *grin*

    5. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      uh... yeah... and when billlboards first came out people torched them....

      but now they are common... as people gave up.

      So I hope you don't give up and keep destroying them

      you know... defacing a billboard can be considered a terrirrst act now.... so...

      yeah...
      the world of enforced advertising...
      argh.

    6. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      This could also be used for 'Voice of God' pranks.

      You may augment search space by terms like 'subsonic', 'subliminal', 'government', 'corporation' etc. and come to the conclusion that the tinfoil hat needs some 'sonic layers'.

      CC.

      --
      TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
    7. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Cjstone · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that shooting a rifle in a city is illegal, and rifles are very loud and difficult to hide.

    8. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we should all learn to shoot rifles.

      Crossbows are much more quiet. We wouldn't want to invade someone's space with our rifle fire, after all.

    9. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      One can, so I'm told, make a one- or two-use silencer out of a 2-liter plastic soda bottle.

      Silencers are illegal in .us, nudge wink.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    10. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      However, this tech could be used on the battlefield for transmitting orders over large distances if it can be fitted in a small portable format, bolted onto a troop transport, or something along those lines.

      I doubt it would be as effective as walkie-talkies and radios for communicating with your own troops. However, it might be really effective against enemy troops. Beaming propaganda straight into their heads would really freak people out.

    11. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      baseball bat and trash the device into pieces.

      You will not use the bat, you will not use the bat, you will not...

    12. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sonics are subject to waveform interference -- it wouldn't take much to counteract such beamed commands. However, I wonder if it might be useful *within* a tight-moving group, when radio silence is desirable?

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    13. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Dont worry. There will be many people doing it and the cops cant catch them all. :)

    14. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Yep, we live in the world from the film 'They Live' (http://imdb.com/title/tt0096256/) :(

    15. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Reziac · · Score: 1
      This is why we should all learn to shoot rifles.

      I think it makes more sense to shoot advertisers.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    16. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't the soda bottle silencer thing is true or not (probably not tho), but silencers don't work like the vast majority think they do. Your gun won't make that bloody 'zip' sound you hear in all the movies. It'll still be loud, just somewhat less so, and not quite as recognizable as a gunshot.

    17. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      Metaphorically speaking, you are correct: establish a cumulative boycott against those who abuse the technology, and reward those who use it in an open, creative and non-annoying manner. FTR, I was impressed by this tech when I first heard about it a few years back (some kind of "inventor profile " on the old TechTV network, as I recall).

    18. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Yes, to get proper sound suppression you need to be using sub-sonic ammunition. To have enough energy in the bullet to kill this thing when it hits (if using subsonic loads), you'd need a fairly powerful cartridge, say .30-06 or 7.62x54R.[1]

      Again, speaking purely theoretically. Nudge, wink.

      [1] Tangent: I read the memoirs of someone who served in the SEALs during the Vietnam War. He related an incident where his patrol was fitted with M-16s, silencers, and sub-sonic ammunition. They were shooting at a Vietnamese in a boat at short range, and the silenced 5.56mm just bounced off the guy's clothing, because that round relies mainly on velocity for its power.

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      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    19. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we should all learn to shoot rifles.

      Or just how to get up to where the speaker is placed so we can use a can of expando-foam on the speaker outlet. They may have it in a cage to prevent people from touching it, but eliminate the holes that the sound passes through and it will be blaring to all and sundry, not focused on a small area.

    20. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      'cause nobody will notice you carrying a rifle down Broadway after it's been cleverly disguised as a custom soda bottle holder....

      --
      Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.
    21. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll still be loud, just somewhat less so, and not quite as recognizable as a gunshot.
      Uh... ur doin it wrong. Use subsonic ammunition next time.
    22. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [1] Tangent: I read the memoirs of someone who served in the SEALs during the Vietnam War. He related an incident where his patrol was fitted with M-16s, silencers, and sub-sonic ammunition. They were shooting at a Vietnamese in a boat at short range, and the silenced 5.56mm just bounced off the guy's clothing, because that round relies mainly on velocity for its power.

      I don't buy it. Sure, if you cut the velocity on a 5.56mm to under 1100fps it loses a huge amount of energy compared to when it's going 3100fps. Still, the standard 5.56x45mm NATO round is a ~62 grain bullet. I know what a .22LR round traveling at 1080fps will do to things, and it has a bullet that's about half the mass of the .223/5.56mm. The 22 will have no problem going through cloths at short to intermediate ranges, I know that much.

      I used to shoot at telephone books with my 22 rifle, from 10-50-100 yards away. Telephone books are a decent measure for gun power, but they're a hell of a lot tougher than human flesh, so it's not a linear comparison. While the 22 didn't go through the books, it did some damage, and it didn't do a whole lot less damage at 50 yards than it did at 10. You could notice a little bit less damage at 100 yards, but I think it would have no problem doing damage to a human, and a very silent 5.56x45 round would do at least twice the damage, and would probably go through an unarmored human with ease.

      So, either the "short" range this SEAL was describing was a lot longer than most people would consider to be short range, or he was seriously exaggerating.

    23. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This could also be used for 'Voice of God' pranks.
      "Rod... Todd... This is God." *grin*

      As has been observed -- When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks to you, it's called psychosis.

    24. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Really. They *force* you to hear their message. You're walking down a public street. And they point a speaker at you. And you hear their advertisement. Oh my! This is an invasion of privacy, you're totally entitled to destroy their property! Yeah, you're right, that's really quite rational.

      Now, you're walking down the streets of New York, and a street vendor calls out, "Hot dogs! Roasted nuts!". OMG! He's *forced* you to hear his message. That's *totally* an invasion of your privacy. The cops will *totally* support you when you trash the guy's cart & kick his head in.

      What the *hell* is wrong with you people? Free speech is OK unless you're in a public place and somebody talks to you, or uses some new-fangled sound-emitting device that talks to you. If they drive by your house, and point this thing at you through the window, and it somehow works that well, then you've got something. But in public? Don't go out if you think making noise is a crime.

    25. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by pikakilla · · Score: 1

      The second that the hot dog vendor is able to say those words INSIDE MY HEAD, then you have a point. Until then, stop with the strawmans.

    26. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's a reasonable thing to do in public...

      All we need is a home-brew version, and to "advertise" to the staff and management and stockholders of the company involved. Park in the street. Hit them with it everyday as they come in to work.... fill them with little bits of doubt about what they're doing, remind them that what they're doing is intolerable. Recreate the conscience they have clearly lost. IOW, fighting fire with fire.

      It would make a brilliant social control trick too... Makes me wonder if the tin-foil hatters were right after all.

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    27. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      It's just an audio speaker. It's not magic.

    28. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by obarel · · Score: 1

      Having someone walking right next to me and asking me to go into McDonald's for an hour while I walk through town is not magic either, but I'm not sure I'd control myself and not punch him. Yes, it's a public place. No, it's not acceptable.

      Do we really need a law against every obnoxious behaviour? Or is it possible for people just not to cross reasonable lines?

    29. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Do we really need a law against every obnoxious behaviour? Or is it possible for people just not to cross reasonable lines? No, and no. But it's a free country, with a free economy, and we're pretty lenient with most stuff. If there's a huge outrage against it, then it will be regulated. We allow people to try out new stuff until it's obviously harmful or excessively distracting / obnoxious. You can't just blanket outlaw stuff because you *think* it's going to be bad - wait and see if there's real damage done and then act.
    30. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking it would be perfect for a coach to use on the Sunday Afternoon battlefield, known as the grid-iron.
      Note, only one player on the team is allowed to have a radio in his helmet (usually it's the quarterback) -- this would be a good way to subvert that rule.

    31. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Do we really need a law against every obnoxious behaviour? Or is it possible for people just not to cross reasonable lines? Well, it might be possible if everyone could agree on what's reasonable.

      There's a guy around here who owns an ice cream van. He drives past my house every single day, playing his very loud advertising jingle; I've lost count of how many times I've had to pause a track I'm listening to because he's drowning out the music from my headphones, or been interrupted reading or coding. I consider his business model entirely unreasonable; driving around residential areas playing annoying jingles at 120dB, who the fuck else could get away with that? And yet he does, for months on end, hours a day; clearly plenty of people do find it reasonable.

      I suspect that will be the case with this sort of thing too. Most people will just shrug, maybe even think it's cool; never mind the small percentage of overly sensitive freaks who don't like it. They probably weren't a significant part of your customer base anyway.
    32. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I consider his business model entirely unreasonable; driving around residential areas playing annoying jingles at 120dB, who the fuck else could get away with that?

      I take some solace in the fact that the driver has to listen to it 8 hours a day, every day.

      But yeah I agree with you, its obnoxious. And noise pollution like this should be regulated. All of it, not just advertising, but also idiots with honda's with 'improved' exhaust systems and/or 15" subs blaring, and modified motorcycle exhaust too... my windows shouldn't have to rattle just because someone is insecure about their penis.

    33. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Some carbines are short enough that you can stash them in a large backpack or satchel, and with a scope you won't lose accuracy since you don't have to worry about how far apart the front and rear sights are.

      For example, my Mosin-Nagant M44 is only 40" long with the bayonet folded. It's a bit heavy, so our theoretical vigilante would want an aftermarket fiberglass stock & would possibly shorten the barrel a few inches.

      {grin} I'm /so/ going to be having a talk with some humorless Fed.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    34. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      Supressors are not illegal, as is widely believed. You DO, however, have to have a federal firearms deadler's license. When you have one of those, you can legally own a fully automatical supressed weapon, or perhaps a nice supressed .223 (for example) that you can shoot from a few blocks away and take down the speakers with.

      If you use subsonic ammo, the noise is roughly the same as dropping a marble on a tile floor.

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    35. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by obarel · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you're right.

      We're already paying to see adverts in cinemas and television, and most people take it for granted (yes, I've paid for some overpriced popcorn and a ticket to see a movie, so it makes sense that I'll watch 20 minutes of crap).

      We're already used to huge billboards advertising cars and casinos - the view used to be ours, now it belongs to some company.

      We're already used to having adverts on our clothes, our bags, our cars, our glasses, and some people even take pride of advertising companies they buy from (look at my expensive shoes - you don't have to guess which company made a lot of money, I'm advertising them as we speak!)

      So yes, someone whispering NLP in my ears to go and buy more is not going to be outrageous. Yet another space that used to belong to us but can be bought or just taken without permission.

      It's sad, but you're absolutely right.

    36. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Aetuneo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing about people talking to you, or yelling things, is that it is clear where it is coming from. When you cannot tell where something is coming from, you begin to think that you are going insane - especially if you are in a group and only you are targeted. In fact, if you want to take it a bit further, this fits the definition of torture: "any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as ... coercing him or a third person, ... when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity." I would think that this would have to be approved by some sort of public official or committee, and the executive who approves this would certainly be acting in an official capacity.

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    37. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      because they already KNOW people in the public right-of-way won't like it messing with their personal space, so they mount it on their "private" property so you can't get to it.

    38. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by xaxa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wait until you have to wait 25 minutes (having just missed the previous bus) at 4am in light rain, under a bus shelter with an electronic advertisement that sings "118 118! 118 118! 118 118! 118 118!" constantly (it's a phone number). I can ignore a static image, I can ignore the adverts that rotate between 3 different posters, and I can ignore the LCD screens. But obnoxious singing at 4am? Yuk.

      (It was in London if anyone cares.)

    39. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But forced mind control that is communism a la GPL is fine with you, right.

    40. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Invidious · · Score: 1

      When you cannot tell where something is coming from, you begin to think that you are going insane - especially if you are in a group and only you are targeted.

      Only if you're of a mindset to do so. Only if you lack the critical thinking skills to determine that it's from a localized, external source. Only if you're an idiot.

    41. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      Wrong on both counts.

      I am a gunsmith. No effective silencer is ever going to be made out of a plastic bottle, no matter the size. Even for just the first shot. Homemade silencers do exist and can be effective, but they take tools and expertise. I've made suppressors, but for the most part they can't be considered to be homemade, as I had machine tools to make them.

      And save for a few nascent states, you can legally own a suppressor. It takes a couple of forms and a transfer fee, but it can be done legally.

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    42. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      [1] Tangent: I read the memoirs of someone who served in the SEALs during the Vietnam War. He related an incident where his patrol was fitted with M-16s, silencers, and sub-sonic ammunition. They were shooting at a Vietnamese in a boat at short range, and the silenced 5.56mm just bounced off the guy's clothing, because that round relies mainly on velocity for its power. I have fired Special Forces issued silenced M-4's (short barrel M-16) on several occasions*. I know for a fact noise-suppressed subsonic 5.56mm ammo will easily penetrate 3/4" plywood. You should always take the stories of former spec-ops guys with a grain of salt. Most of them don't say much of anything, but you'll occasionally find one that is "loud of mouth". The fact that special operations are usually classified and hard to fact check makes it very easy for those fellows to embellish. They repeat their own stories a little bigger, they add in the stories of others as their own--- many of them embellished third-hand stories already. As time goes on, you end up with more and more guys who (for example) were SEAL trained but never were assigned to a SEAL team telling believable but "factually challenged" war stories. Many of them even write "autobiographies" and the publishers don't care because a well-written war story is always a good seller. Suffice to say that anyone claiming subsonic 5.56mm rounds bounced off clothing at short range without some sort of extenuating circumstances, has never actually fired 5.56mm subsonic ammo. He may have been a SEAL, and he may even be a SEAL combat vet, but that story is a definite "stretcher".

      * I was not a spec-ops guy. I was a simple intelligence guy in an infantry division. I merely had the good fortune to spend several weeks in garrison in Afghanistan with some very helpful Special Forces guys who offered to teach me some Pashto.
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    43. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Fex303 · · Score: 1

      Free speech is OK unless you're in a public place and somebody talks to you
      This is the usual attitude of most New Yorkers, yes.
    44. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just fired a suppressed rifle a few weeks ago. I also fired a belt-fed machine gun and a submachine gun, which many people also wrongly believe are illegal.

    45. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And save for a few nascent states, you can legally own a suppressor. It takes a couple of forms and a transfer fee, but it can be done legally.

      The problem with this, if I understand it correctly, is that in order to own a suppressor or a full-auto gun, you have to not only pay the transfer fee, but these forms are kept by the BATFE. In effect, these devices are registered with the government. So if some politicians ever decide to ban them, they can just look you up and come take your stuff.

      This is why people should acquire these things illicitly, so the government doesn't know about it.

    46. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      and modified motorcycle exhaust too... my windows shouldn't have to rattle just because someone is insecure about their penis.

      Watch out: you're about to start an argument with some biker who thinks that "loud pipes" are necessary on motorcycles to "save lives". Been there, done that.

    47. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Watch out: you're about to start an argument with some biker who thinks that "loud pipes" are necessary on motorcycles to "save lives". Been there, done that.

      Do loud pipes saves lives? I can see the rationale for it... although I couldn't guess whether its actually true.

      And would this be the same sort of biker that isn't wearing a helmet, and is wearing a t-shirt instead of a jacket? Seriously, in general, the louder the bike, the more likely the rider is more concerned about how he looks when people turn their head to see where the racket is coming from than he is about being 'safe'.

      Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against bikes, and would probably have one myself if I had a place to park it and could use it more than 3 months a year.

    48. Re:Only one reasonable approach... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Do loud pipes saves lives? I can see the rationale for it... although I couldn't guess whether its actually true.

      I think it's a bunch of crap, but the helmet-less t-shirt-wearing bikers will loudly proclaim this any time someone expresses annoyance at their deafeningly-loud muffler-less motorcycles. We have a town here in Arizona where the bikers like to ride through on the way to some nasty biker bars, and that town banned excessively loud vehicles, and the bikers were all loudly complaining about it, crying "discrimination", etc. Just pathetic.

      And would this be the same sort of biker that isn't wearing a helmet, and is wearing a t-shirt instead of a jacket? Seriously, in general, the louder the bike, the more likely the rider is more concerned about how he looks when people turn their head to see where the racket is coming from than he is about being 'safe'.

      I'm sure that's the case. But good luck arguing with some helmet-less biker about safety.

      Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against bikes, and would probably have one myself if I had a place to park it and could use it more than 3 months a year.

      I have everything against Harleys, because those are the bikes that perfectly fit this stereotype. You never see people with Hondas or Yamahas or Suzukis or BMWs acting like the Harley riders.

      I'd ride a motorcycle part of the time (a nice one, not a shitty Harley) if I didn't have to worry about getting killed by all the morons in SUVs talking on cellphones.

  6. TIN FOIL HATTER'S UNITE!! by explosivejared · · Score: 4, Funny

    AHA! We all knew it. We saw it coming. They laughed at us yes... YES!! Well, now THEY'LL be the ones to laugh at... ahhhhahhhahahahahhahhahaa!

    Tinfoil hat brethren, I say we unite and add tinfoil earmuffs to the wardrobe. NAY!! The WHOLE wardrobe must be tinfoil. Only then will you be SAFE FROM THIS INVASION!!

    VINDICATION IS SO SWEET!!

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    1. Re:TIN FOIL HATTER'S UNITE!! by digitrev · · Score: 1

      You kid, but the tinfoil hat producers in New York will see a sudden boom of increased traffic. That or else places that sell noise-cancelling headphones. Which of course will lead to accidents, which will then lead to lawsuits. Hope this company has a good legal department, they'll need it.

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    2. Re:TIN FOIL HATTER'S UNITE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but tin foil is a very poor sonic insulator.

    3. Re:TIN FOIL HATTER'S UNITE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tinfoil hat, my ass -

      A 9mm Glock would be used to form my response!

  7. You must agree to my EULA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...before talking to me.

  8. Paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Paranoia by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I think it's actually a case of The Onion imitating reality. Although, I can see how it might seem the other way around to people who don't spend much time outside, and instead live on the internet.

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  9. Should be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can turn off the TV or radio, close a magazine or close my eyes, but soon the only option left will be to not go outside.

    1. Re:Should be illegal by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I can turn off the TV or radio, close a magazine or close my eyes, but soon the only option left will be to not go outside."

      Nothing like the safety of the maternal basement.

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  10. Ask your doctor about Zyprexa by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long until everyone starts hearing THAT while walking down the street?

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    1. Re:Ask your doctor about Zyprexa by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure why your comment was modded 'funny' as opposed to 'insightful' -- because if it isn't stopped early, that /will/ be what happens in a few years or sooner. Best of all is the way the spokesperson justifies it: The sound isn't rattling your skull, it's not penetrating you, it's not doing anything nefarious at all. It's just like having a flashlight vs. a light bulb," he said.

      Yeah. Right. A 28,000 candlepower halogen flashlight, shined right in my fucking eyes in the middle of a moonless night.

  11. Not invading your privacy... by bagboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Umm, there is NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY IN A PUBLIC LOCATION! Now that I have your attention, this is why anyone can videotape you walking down the street, record a vocal conversation on a street corner without your permission, etc.... When you are in public, you do not have any expectation of privacy.

    I hate the paranoia that creeps into slashdot....

    1. Re:Not invading your privacy... by LoadWB · · Score: 1

      This really is not about privacy. If I am in public and an advertising in playing, I can generally avoid or ignore that ad. Having it beamed to my ear directly is a nuisance I cannot escape.

    2. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 3, Informative

      In this case, I'd be getting shot at by what is essentially a hi-tech megaphone from an unknown location by people I most likely can't see and don't know. Honestly I think this might go beyond the scope of privacy invasion and be considered a weapon. Hearing things out of nowhere is not only confusing, but disturbing; just walking along and suddenly I'm hearing an advertisement... I don't have braces, I shouldn't have to put up with that.

    3. Re:Not invading your privacy... by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      So I can shine a laser beam on you while you're walking down the street? It's about the same thing.

    4. Re:Not invading your privacy... by bagboy · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that the technique was proper nor if it was legal (IANAL). Just that slashdot's editors wrongfully labeled this as invasion of privacy - which it is not.

    5. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, in some areas what you describe is actually illegal.

    6. Re:Not invading your privacy... by neumayr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      maybe in the us that's the case, but as slashdot is relevant to places that actually have privacy laws that deserve being called such, it's not paranoia to point out the privacy implications of such developments.

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    7. Re:Not invading your privacy... by bagboy · · Score: 1

      Yes well, the article references New York... so my reply is based on an inaccurate sumamry by slashdot's editors claiming it's "invasion of your privacy".

    8. Re:Not invading your privacy... by bagboy · · Score: 1

      yes-in fact, you can. As long as it does no harm to me and is not classified as an assault, it is no different than shining a flashlight in my direction.

    9. Re:Not invading your privacy... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      I think what's really at question here is whether this could cause harm. How mentally unstable would a person have to be to start with for this to send them over the edge? What if it blocks someone's ability to hear someone/something coming up behind them and they're injured? Or you're driving, your window is down, and it blocks your ability to hear another car honking and leads to an accident?

      It's less like shining a flashlight in your direction and more like shining it directly into your eyes while you walk down the street.

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    10. Re:Not invading your privacy... by phoenix321 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It surely is an invasion of privacy, and human dignity, by the way. Being watched and videotaped is a passive invasion of privacy and unavoidable from a public standpoint. Being blasted with shocking audio messages from an unclear source and sharply increasing intensity is active invasion of privacy and much much worse.

      Imagine someone screaming in your ear when you least expect it. Would you say "Hey, its in public, so go on, hurt my ears"?

      I don't think so. I hate advertising as the next guy, but this is certainly a step too far. It frightens, disorients or startles unsuspecting people, it disrupts talking, endangers bikers and motorists and may cause much more mayhem than I can think.

      This IS like yelling FIRE! in a crowded theater. If this is ruled as legally acceptable advertising, expect eye-safe lasers and strobos everywhere flashing directly into your eyes.

    11. Re:Not invading your privacy... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      You're right. Why so many posters here seem to think that this has something to do with privacy, I have no idea.

      While you don't have a right to privacy, you do have a right to a certain amount of quiet. Mostly this is ignored. Have you ever heard a car blaring music so loud that it's painful to you? That's actually illegal most places. It's noise pollution. You could actually get a ticket for that.

      Most noise pollution laws are targeted at unidirectional sound, and therefore cover a specific dB of sound that is illegal. They'd probably have to be upgraded to cover this instance. The point is that it is illegal to put unavoidable amounts of noise into the publicly shared air, and this certainly qualifies.

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    12. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the hearing damage that was caused by this device.

    13. Re:Not invading your privacy... by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      It's less like shining a flashlight in your direction and more like shining it directly into your eyes while you walk down the street.

      Exactly my thought when I read "It's just like having a flashlight vs. a light bulb". Shining a light in my eyes is irritating and if you keep on doing it I will make you stop, by force if neccessary, which would either end up destroyed equipment or a (class action) lawsuit.

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    14. Re:Not invading your privacy... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I think you need a clue there. Just because New York doesn't have laws against invasion of privacy, doesn't mean people can't complain about invasion of privacy. I can complain about somebody talking too loud at the cinema, even though that is a legal act. By your logic, I am being "paranoid" and shouldn't complain about it because it's legal. Well guess what? Legal is not the same thing as "good." By the way, what's inaccurate about the summary? What's paranoid about complaining of instrusions and annoyances?

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    15. Re:Not invading your privacy... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      There are other concerns here than simple privacy. How about the fact that WE, THE PEOPLE, of these here UNITED STATES, do not want advertisers beaming auditory hallucinations into our heads? You may have the right to record me as I walk down a public street: but do you have to right to shove a speaker in my face to tell me how Geico can save me a bundle on my car insurance? You may ... I don't know how the law will respond to this. Conversely, I reserve the right to take that speaker from you and break it into tiny pieces, which is what I suspect will happen to most of these installations once people figure out where the voices in their heads are coming from.

      I can see this having some beneficial applications. "WARNING: you are approaching a hazardous area. Please exercise caution" or "This is an active crime scene. All unauthorized personnel should leave the area immediately" and so forth. However, as an advertising medium this is a supremely stupid idea.

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    16. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Imagine using this as a "Prince Albert in a can" nuisance -- with the "message" being anything from a cop siren to gunfire. The pranksterism will never end.

      As to being able to "just walk away" from it... what if the target area happens to be in front of your apartment building or place of business, forcing you, or your customers, to pass through the ad willy-nilly?

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    17. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not shine any lasers on me- or anyone else- in the street. Folks like me would think we were being targeted and take appropriate action. You would not like it.

    18. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [I] Just [said] that slashdot's editors wrongfully labeled this as invasion of privacy

      No, in fact that's not what you said at all. Instead, you got modded up for burning a strawman.

      Back to the point: This advertising technique is invasive. For the submitter, perhaps this subconsciously triggered the phrase "invasion of privacy".

    19. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss the point, you absolutely have a right to not be harassed in public. This is verbal/sonic harassment pure and simple. I currently don't have the right to get in your face and tell all about my whatever despite your protests to he contrary so why is this different... its not! Start the civil suit now, take the bastards down!!

    20. Re:Not invading your privacy... by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      wow, you're one seriously tough and fearless guy, Anonymous Coward

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    21. Re:Not invading your privacy... by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Its just a damn speaker.

      All this talk of rifles and baseball bats flying around. I had no idea /. had so many internet tough guys. Its Times Square, the Mecca of ads, there are already thousands of lights, speakers, tour buses, car horns, annoying tourists, cameras, smelly roasted nuts, naked cowboys, salsa music blaring from cars, rap music blaring from cars, guys shoving flyers in your face... the list goes on. This is a novel effect being used in a creative way in an area that is renowned for novel advertising. They aren't going to pop up everywhere, for the same reason that you don't have regular speakers everywhere, its annoying, and already illegal in most places.

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    22. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm stable at the moment because of medication.

      But I NEED the ability to tune out unwelcome input, otherwise I get violent.

      Something like this would send me into an INSTANT murderous rage, and I'd destroy the equipment, and then probably go after the children of whoever built the thing.

      I'm not in any way unique, and as long as people leave me alone I'm perfectly harmless. Heck, in most cases where people threaten me I choose to back away because I know that once I get fighting it will turn out bloody if they're not smart enough to run.

    23. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And because the previous post makes me look a bit TOO psychotic...

      Extreme stress or unwanted stimuli I cannot block out makes me have a panic attack which is the fight or flight reaction on steroids.

      My usual response is "flight" but in this case I'd be so offended it'd be "fight".

      And if I've learnt something about force, it's that enough force to repel the current threat isn't enough - you have to inflict enough pain and fear to make a potential threat to think twice about presenting himself as any kind of a threat.

      The attacks usually last from two to three hours, so I'd probably calm down before doing any damage to anyone other than their equipment. Fortunately, I also have medication (valium) to stop the attacks, but when having an attack I'm rarely in the mental state to remember to take my medication.

    24. Re:Not invading your privacy... by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      This is true, however I'm wondering if one of our law-minded geeks out there can explain to me why film productions (legally) have to post a notification of filming, even if it's just two guys and a handcam?

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    25. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      They aren't going to pop up everywhere, for the same reason that you don't have regular speakers everywhere, its annoying, and already illegal in most places.

      Meh... you are joking right? People siad the same thing about the annoying bluetooth broadcasts from posters. If it seems to work then of course it will show up everywhere. I say all this as a Londoner... no idea where you are from... but if it work in time square then next it will work in Picadilly Circus and Soho and then beyond.

    26. Re:Not invading your privacy... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. You do have some expectation of privacy in a public place. For example, I'm not allowed to walk up to you, hold you down, pull off your pants, take pictures and post them on the Internet.

      An example that's a little closer to what we're talking about is those neutron scanners in airports. People were very concerned that they were imaging naked bodies through clothes. The airports took pains to demonstrate that the scanner images weren't really that good and they definitely weren't being recorded. Clearly such things violate the public's expectation of privacy, even if it is a public place.

    27. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      record a vocal conversation on a street corner without your permission, etc....

      BZZZTTTT! Voice recording is still off limits.

    28. Re:Not invading your privacy... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      It seems quite a bit more escapable to me than most sounds in the city. I would love it if I could walk ten feet to avoid hearing the garbage truck in the alley on Tuesday morning or my neighbors loud singing all evening.

      But you're right, this is certainly not a privacy issue.

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    29. Re:Not invading your privacy... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      This is an invasion of your right to "remain" private. Just because you walk down a public street doesn't mean you have to LET any person solicit you with advertising.. ney stop you on a public street and force you to listen. They can put ads on their buildings all they want, but trying to claim a stake of "their" pubic sidewalk square for advertising is stupid and wrong. They know they can't just put a bunch of speakers out.. we have laws against noise pollution and public nuisance.. this trying to skirt the noise rules by targeting 1 person at a time and trying to call an automated signal a "conversation"... it's not. Imagine having somebody yell out to you on every single sidewalk square... that's abuse.

    30. Re:Not invading your privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... you do have a right to a certain amount of quiet.

      Cite the law or STGDFU.

    31. Re:Not invading your privacy... by mstahl · · Score: 1

      IANAL either, but I suspect that there is enough precedent to support the conclusion that this can't be legal. Just like how your right to freedom of speech doesn't cover yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre, it also doesn't give you the right to a captive audience. I would argue that unsuspecting pedestrians, motorists, bicyclists, and dogs on the street are a captive audience, because it's not immediately certain how they would know to avoid this thing.

      When you are in public, yes, of course, you implicitly agree to a lot of things and essentially your actions in public cannot possibly have any expectations of privacy. However, the contents of your own skull are your own always and just as advertisers probably would be stopped if they hired people to sneak up on people in public and whisper things into their ears, this technology should not be permissible either. I actually find it kind of disgusting that anyone thought of it in the first place; didn't they realize it's creepier than hell?

      I disagree with all the people who are saying smash these things with baseball bats. That's just wrong. A pair of wire cutters works just as effectively and much more peacefully.

  12. In... by Hangin10 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, ...you speak into the mic?

  13. I know the first marketing scheme by stormguard2099 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lightspeed briefs, style and comfort for the discriminating crotch!!

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  14. May Violate Noise Pollution Ordinances by n76lima · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many municipalities have ordinances against intentional noise, like the ones against overly loud Car Stereos. The local ones specify a number of feet from the source as the limit for hearing the sound.

    Targeted "sonic advertising" could be construed as noise pollution, even if it has a very small foot print.

    I am not keen to see a technology like this used to interrupt one's thoughts and concentration, particularly for commercial purposes.

    A possible "good" use for it might be at street crossings to warn pedestrians of changes in the traffic lights. I am sure that other uses for the public good could be found.

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    1. Re:May Violate Noise Pollution Ordinances by Niten · · Score: 1

      A possible "good" use for it might be at street crossings to warn pedestrians of changes in the traffic lights.

      That would be amazing. These days the visually impaired rely on somewhat ambiguous and rather quiet "buzzers" to alert them to the changing states of crosswalks. These buzzers aren't always installed, either, partially because of their limitations. Imagine if the crosswalk could very audibly tell pedestrians when they have the right-of-way, without disturbing others in nearby businesses and apartments?

      Now that you mention it, I'm sure that the technology will be used for this once the price comes down enough...

    2. Re:May Violate Noise Pollution Ordinances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many municipalities have ordinances against intentional noise, like the ones against overly loud Car Stereos. The local ones specify a number of feet from the source as the limit for hearing the sound.

      I doubt they have a law against intentional noise - every car stereo is intentionally on. I suspect it's a law against noise louder than a certain dB value.

      Beamed sonic ads wouldn't violate this law provided they stay within the dB value.

    3. Re:May Violate Noise Pollution Ordinances by agengr · · Score: 1

      I doubt noise ordnances will provide one bit of protection. We could not be talking about more polar opposites in terms of interest groups:

      Big business (noisy advertising)
      Teenagers and minorities (noisy sound systems)

      It's offensive all the same, but our friendly elected officials will do anything to advance commerce. Our quality of life is but a small price to pay, no? Mirrored sunglasses and noise-canceling headphones may be more functional than fashionable in the near future.

    4. Re:May Violate Noise Pollution Ordinances by Tailsfan · · Score: 1

      Good thinking. I would not wanna be beamed ads. MAybe my TV audio from a rig at ho,e, but not dumb ads./

    5. Re:May Violate Noise Pollution Ordinances by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      Specifically, it's usually a certain dB value from a specified distance, which is generally pretty short. I have no idea how much sound one of the things pushes if you were 10 feet away instead of 80 feet away, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility that they'd fall under the law.

  15. But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How much fun would it be to beam things at politicos speaking at rallies? Confuse them and make them say things they didn't mean?

    Or, by targeting the microphone itself, just speak directly to their audience?

    1. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by value_added · · Score: 1

      How much fun would it be to beam things at politicos speaking at rallies? Confuse them and make them say things they didn't mean?

      I take it you haven't stayed long enough at those rallies to hear the campaign promises?

    2. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Other uses:

      * Directed at a bus driver, scream "LOOK OUT!!"

      * Directed at a happy couple, whisper "You know, they're cheating."

      * Directed at a protester, yell "OMG! The cops are killing him!"

      Should be fun for the whole family.

    3. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      How much fun would it be to beam things at politicos speaking at rallies? Confuse them and make them say things they didn't mean?

      Or, by targeting the microphone itself, just speak directly to their audience?

      Better yet -- beam the pol's words back into his head with something like a tenth of a second delay. It would turn him instantly into a jibbering idiot.

      Anyone who has ever been on a long distance phone line when the echo suppressors aren't working will immediately recognize the effect. It's simply impossible to continue speaking coherently.

    4. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      "I am Barack Obama and on this day I promise you that I will INDEED raise taxes".

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    5. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] Removing the feeding tube is murder. *hiss*
      George W. Bush: Removing the feeding tube is murder!
      Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die? *hiss*
      George W. Bush: Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?
      Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] It is God's will that he live. *hiss*
      George W. Bush: It is God's will that he live!
      Kevin the Hooded Figure: *hiss*
      George W. Bush: Hughughughughughughug...
      Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] No, no, you don't say that part! *hiss*
      George W. Bush: No, no, you don't say that part, hughughughughug.

    6. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by TeacherOfHeroes · · Score: 1

      Or, by targeting the microphone itself, just speak directly to their audience

      Speaking, maybe. Rick-rolling, absolutely.
    7. Re:But Imagine This In The Hands of the People by Invidious · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has ever been on a long distance phone line when the echo suppressors aren't working will immediately recognize the effect. It's simply impossible to continue speaking coherently.

      Oh, god, yeah, this'd work. It -is- possible to ignore the effect, but you essentially have to turn off the part of your brain that processes incoming audio.

  16. The Space Merchants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly like The Space Merchants by Fred Pohl and C.M. Kornbluth. The book was written many years ago as satire but sadly it is now almost completely true!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Space_Merchants

    1. Re:The Space Merchants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh you beat me to it! Do you know if there's a vending machine with some Coffiest around here?

  17. Will it reach the right demographic? by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    One wonders how effective this will be in a world filled with iPods. I see a stunning percentage of people wearing earbuds or bluetooth headsets in downtown public spaces. This is partly to counteract the noise of the city, and partly because I think it makes people feel safer and more connected to be able to walk through a crowd of strangers listening to their own personal soundtrack.

    I get the feeling that the general response to this kind of invasive advertising will be, "Man, that's creepy and makes my skin crawl." The only advertisers who might want that kind of reaction are horror movie producers or skin cream manufacturers. :)

    1. Re:Will it reach the right demographic? by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Those people with bluetooth headsets (normally middled aged balding men) aren't actually on the phone. They're just trying to look cool. Instead they look like some kind of sad cyborg.

  18. People are the problem by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

    What if we eventually can't distinguish sonic narrow-beam advertising from mental illness? Why does being around other people increasingly mean you're raped 24x7?

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  19. Car Accident Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will work great when I sue them after I'm driving all calmly and suddenly, without notice, get the sh*t scared out of me by this and swirve and cause a huge accident.

  20. Nothing nefarious my tookus by LoadWB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The sound isn't rattling your skull, it's not penetrating you, it's not doing anything nefarious at all. It's just like having a flashlight vs. a light bulb," he said.


    It is penetrating my space purposefully and unavoidably to sell me a product that I do not want. And even if I *did* want it, I will no longer thanks to this intrusive form of advertising. And yes, it is like a flashlight: directly in my eyes from which I cannot turn away.

    No no no no no. Direct audio advertising like this is a Bad Thing(tm).
    1. Re:Nothing nefarious my tookus by Radish03 · · Score: 1

      In addition to invading personal space, couldn't these also violate sound ordinances? I know in my area, there's a 50 foot rule: if the police can hear you from 50 feet away, they can issue you a ticket. From the summary, the speaker is on the 7th floor. Even beamed straight down, thats definitely more than 50 feet.

    2. Re:Nothing nefarious my tookus by value_added · · Score: 1

      It is penetrating my space purposefully and unavoidably to sell me a product that I do not want.

      As do any and all of billboards, store signage, window displays, the front, back, sides or rooftops of buildings, bus benches, municipal trash cans, city buses (inside and out), chartered and private buses, subways, taxi cabs, commerical vehicles, T-shirts, baseball caps, designer clothing, street vendors (with or without wearable billboards), shopping bags, and, on rare occasions, tatoos. And that's just the outside. The only exception I can think of is a tree.

      We're awash in the stuff. And if any of the newer entertainment or sports arenas are an example, we're only too happy to build monuments to it.

      The real question is not whether something is sufficently intrusive, or whether it's trying to sell you something unwanted, but whether we're so numbed to the onslaught that we don't notice. Or worse, that we don't care

    3. Re:Nothing nefarious my tookus by LoadWB · · Score: 1

      And that's just it. The reason advertisers are pushing for the use of this kind of technology is because billboards and other forms have become so commonplace that we can easily ignore them. As are the adverts running on the WalMart Television Network, well except for the tweaters with the piercing high frequencies (aside, I stopped going to the local WalMart even for quick in-and-out items until they got rid of this system.) Newspaper ads, just the same. Even the ads on the walls of the hockey arena are just as easily ignored.

      But, no! They won't ignore this! Ads beamed directly into their skulls! I'm surprised we don't read about accidents caused by this particular advertisement: people walking into the street, wrecking bikes, tripping over strollers, and so on because they're startled by this. I wonder how it interferes with people talking on cell phones. Sure, give it long enough and enough penetration into the world and we'll barely notice them (this will only hurt for a minute.) Then what's the next step? What is the next type of advertisement that we cannot habituate?

      "LightSpeed Briefs" (anyone?)

      DAMMIT. The whole thing makes me angry... I know when I need something, and generally I know where to find it. If I don't, I'll ask someone, or look it up online. We're not in the information dark ages anymore, we can find information when we need it. Maybe I'm living in the wrong society: I don't mind being advertised to, but God-dammit, don't ram it down my throat.

    4. Re:Nothing nefarious my tookus by soliptic · · Score: 1

      It is penetrating my space purposefully and unavoidably to sell me a product that I do not want.

      As do any and all of billboards, store signage, window displays, the front, back, sides or rooftops of buildings, bus benches, municipal trash cans, city buses (inside and out), chartered and private buses, subways, taxi cabs, commerical vehicles, T-shirts, baseball caps, designer clothing, street vendors (with or without wearable billboards), shopping bags, and, on rare occasions, tatoos... Yes, and I utterly resent advertising there, too.

      People think that Bill Hicks sketch was comedy; as far as I'm concerned, it's the truth.
    5. Re:Nothing nefarious my tookus by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying it's like comparing points at the ceiling a bulb, to suddenly releases a powerful camera flash into the person's eyes a flash? Nothing wrong about this, I believe?

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  22. It works and it's freaky by Stochastism · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was involved in a university experiment with this technology. It's very difficult to make it work well, so, all privacy annoyances aside, I'm deeply impressed on a technical level.

    It's really freaky when someone waves these ultrasonic speakers around and the sound washes over you like a spotlight. But in our experiments the sound was really tinny, just like a paranoid voice in your head ;)

    1. Re:It works and it's freaky by dvonhand · · Score: 0

      just like a paranoid voice in your head Which one?

      captcha: overseer
    2. Re:It works and it's freaky by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 2, Funny

      But in our experiments the sound was really tinny, just like a paranoid voice in your head ;) The voices in my head aren't "paranoid", they're just cautious. And they want to know how YOU can tell they sound tinny.
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    3. Re:It works and it's freaky by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      So would it be safe to assume these can't generate audible tones in a lower range, say below 1000hz or so? If so it is basically a wide band tweeter with really poor off axis response. Yes the tech is entirely different than a dome, ribbon or piezo tweeter (as none of those use ultrasonic signals to generate sonic ones), but the result is something with a similar sound range and what audiophiles would consider extremely poor performance (you want good off axis response not a beam of sound).

      I wonder if this could be applied to computer speakers and an end product. I'd love to not have to wear headphones at work, but at the same time not bother people near me. That would be pretty cool.

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      "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
    4. Re:It works and it's freaky by Stochastism · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would be tough to do this for personal audio, like computer speakers. Firstly, the speakers are very specialised and far from cheap. Secondly, I seem to remember there had to be a minimum distance between you and the speakers for it to be effective. Lastly, I also seem to remember that the whole room was filled with a faint but rather annoying high-pitched humming noise, even though only the target could hear the audio. You wouldn't notice that in a noisy environment though. And yeah, the bass performance sucks :)

      Anyway, that was a dodgy lab setup. I'm hope the commercial units are more effective.

    5. Re:It works and it's freaky by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      It would be awesome to have full frequency directed sound in a club, meaning that you can dance without disturbing the neighborhood. But I guess that to contain full range loud sound rather than whispered tinny voices is a much harder problem.

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    6. Re:It works and it's freaky by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Even if they could they would have to pour magnitudes more power into it to get good low frequency representation ... dunno how healthy that would be.

    7. Re:It works and it's freaky by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      Cool, thanks for the reply.

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      "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
    8. Re:It works and it's freaky by beavioso · · Score: 1

      I believe the idea is to radiate two or more ultrasonic signals, where the signals are based on transmission length, or desired distance or location to an object. The idea is to create a zone where these two signals interfere with each other and create audible sound waves. So, ideally outside of the zone, there should be no audible interference.

    9. Re:It works and it's freaky by isntwargreat · · Score: 1

      I worked with an artist who was experimenting with these speakers... Your description is right on target. The primary "awe" factor is really just that the sound is quite localized, so you only hear it if you're directly in front of it, or near it's reflection off a similar material. However, it's very quiet and extremely tinny... Ultimately, we concluded that for something like $2000 dollars a piece, we could do much better with conventional speakers and a bit of ingenuity. It has a lot of promise for things like advertising, but it's a long way from being ready for prime time.
      BTW, these speakers were covered in the New York Times Magazine about 4 years ago... No huge explosion in their popularity, and at the time it was promised that every McDonald's would soon have them in the drive through...

    10. Re:It works and it's freaky by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Anyway, that was a dodgy lab setup. I'm hope the commercial units are more effective.
      I hope the commercial units are NOT more effective. It's an invasion of personal space, and I don't want that.
  23. 1984 called... by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    They want their Ministry of Information back!

  24. Millenials are already prepared.. by brxndxn · · Score: 1

    we just wear our Ipod headphones all day.. so it won't work on us! Muhahahha!

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  25. And then there was spam... by uberphear · · Score: 1

    Vee one at gee vertical bar two ay! Pee three nis hundred time larger!!

  26. Hearing Voices In Your Head? by theskunkmonkey · · Score: 1

    Who said that?

    "Hearing voices in your head? Big Pharma has just the answer, Nonoidizan. See your Doctor today!"

  27. While we're at it... by websitebroke · · Score: 1

    ... not only ban these things out of existence, but get rid of billboards too. They've been ruining perfectly good landscapes for years now.

    1. Re:While we're at it... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Perfectly good landscapes.. next to a freeway.. in a populated area. Right....

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  28. Louder than an mp3 player? by jb68321 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hardly ever see someone my age walking around with bare ears--nearly everyone listens to music while walking. So are these directed sounds going to be loud enough to cover the rap and rock that most young people listen to?

    And then there are those wonderful Bose noise-canceling headphones (though they DO allow most human voices to go through). Hopefully those will keep the ads away. If not, I'm sure these ridiculous ads will spur a new line of headphones that specifically -make sure- that the ads stay out of your ears. Sound is much easier to block than...say...billboards/other visuals.

    How many people really believe ads anyways? Are they REALLY that effective? I can see a few ads here and there... but the more intrusive ones really just turn me off to the company. I know I'll make a point never to buy a product that gets injected into my ears.

    Actually, that's probably the best way to get these ads off the street: just tell everyone who complains about the ad to stop buying the product. Eventually, the news will filter up, and other marketing agencies (hopefully) will learn that it's not even worth implementing. Until then, noise canceling headphones + music for me.

    1. Re:Louder than an mp3 player? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      And then there are those wonderful Bose noise-canceling headphones (though they DO allow most human voices to go through). Hopefully those will keep the ads away. If not, I'm sure these ridiculous ads will spur a new line of headphones that specifically -make sure- that the ads stay out of your ears. The only thing that will work is something that will cancel normal sound, since that's all this is. So regular earplugs will be quite effective, but of course you'll have a hard time hearing other things.

            This is not a very new technology -- it's just high-frequency sound with a normal audio signal modulating it (the trick is to figure out the modulation properly). The air's nonlinearity downconverts it to a range which is audible to us.

            Now, if these advertisers can convince animal-rights people that these will NOT damage any birds that get caught close to the source, that will be quite a trick.
    2. Re:Louder than an mp3 player? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Advertising is primarily about brand recognition (not about immediate sales). That's why some ads are not much more than a blaring or repetition of the company name and/or slogan, with no real information. The concept is that next time you go to buy whatever, you'll recognise their name and that makes it more likely what you'll purchase.

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    3. Re:Louder than an mp3 player? by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Actually it could be easy to block ONLY sonic ads. They are transmitting them with ultrasounds. So earplugs can filter sounds which are transmitted through ultrasounds but leave all other intact.

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    4. Re:Louder than an mp3 player? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      No -- the ultrasound is rapidly (within tens of feet or less) downconverted and attenuated by the air. What is left to reach your ears is regular, audible sound.

    5. Re:Louder than an mp3 player? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      How many people really believe ads anyways? Are they REALLY that effective? I can see a few ads here and there... but the more intrusive ones really just turn me off to the company. I know I'll make a point never to buy a product that gets injected into my ears. I agree with you. I swore off cola primarily due to the huge amount of advertising for one or the other. Before that I was into Jolt in part due to the advertising, and before that I bought much cola from vending machines as water fountains were few and far between, right about the time HFCS began infecting the US.

      But as far as whether advertising is effective... RC cola is a good example. Royal Crown once was a big player in the market but faided away IMHO due to a lack of advertising in the 1970s.

      McDonald's is another. Given the choice between a pub burger at about $10/per and a $2.50 Big Mac, i'd have to go with the pub burger. But even then I still remember well the "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun" tongue twister.

      But the best example I can think of is Coca Cola when they phased in "new Coke". New Coke wasn't a bad product. It was a tad more sweet, but all and all not a bad cola. Blind taste tests suggested that your average Joe preferred it. The only logical reason for the outcry was some form of patriotic loyalty to some arbitrary formula some company spent billions convincing everyone it was a part of their lives for some 80 years.

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  29. Behold, a rant! by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

    Forgive me in advance, for the rant that shall follow. :)

    So yeah, this topic seems to have been getting bounced around for years, and sooner or later, it seems inevitable that the technology will finally make its way into our culture. As regrettable as that is, I must also say that I really only see it as an extension of our already annoying and invasive society. Much more primitive technologies already exist, but since they have become a part of our collective consciousness, few people object to them. A most obvious example is loudspeakers; with those annoying fucks yelling out prices or other offers on the sidewalk (I have noticed this practice is more prevalent in some countries than others). A more subtle example would be billboards; which at this point cover virtually all of the landscape that people associate with "civilization". Yet, nobody really objects to these practices, with a few notable exceptions.

    One could make the argument that the difference between the two is that one is beamed in your head, and the other surrounds it. In the case of the latter, it is possible, with an extreme degree of vigilance, to avert one's eyes from every objectionable sign cluttering the landscape. Perhaps the difference lies only in the fact that people feel somehow targeted, and therefore violated, when the advertising is being transmitted directly to them, rather than broadcast to everybody. Frankly, I also find this development disgusting, though only because it is the natural progression of a society driven by pop culture and material goods.

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  30. And in related news... by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1

    ...ad agency Neurotronics has developed a new means of getting consumer's attention: bashing them in the skull with a sledgehammer. "There's going to be a certain population sensitive to it," says CEO Gary Krane, "But once people see what it does and feel it for themselves, they'll see it's effective for getting attention."

  31. Target competitors by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    "Very expensive" "Rip you off" "90% profit margin" "Unreliable"

    Etc etc.

    FUD works wonders.

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  32. I will boycott every company that uses this by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I don't like this way of advertising one's product, so I'm voting with my euros and I am going to not buy anything from companies that I know are using this advertising method, as far as it is practical and possible.

    1. Re:I will boycott every company that uses this by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      I don't like this way of advertising one's product, so I'm voting with my euros and I am going to not buy anything from companies that I know are using this advertising method, as far as it is practical and possible.
      Unfortunately, this will be about as useful in the long run as boycotting people who put up billboards. That's why laws have to exist to prevent this sort of thing. If everyone does it, and there is no significant advantage to not doing it, then there is no way to vote with your money.
  33. if it's ok for the advertisers... by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

    If it's ok for the advertisers to hit me with a concentrated beam of sound energy, then it's ok for me to hit the advertiser's speaker with a concentrated beam of kinetic energy, right?

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    1. Re:if it's ok for the advertisers... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      If it's ok for the advertisers to hit me with a concentrated beam of sound energy, then it's ok for me to hit the advertiser's speaker with a concentrated beam of kinetic energy, right?
      It would be interesting to try an idea that would not get you arrested. You and a hundred of your best friends could instead get one of these little directed sound devices, aim them at the various people in a random ad agency and have it blare at them "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" until they finally agree to stop this practice.
    2. Re:if it's ok for the advertisers... by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Sadly not, advertisers get to play to different rules to mere mortals like you or me.

      Compare to billboards/graffiti - if it's a tax-dodging, third-world exploiting corporation telling you that your life is worthless shit because you don't buy their product, they're welcome to stick it in your face in 20ft letters. If it's a resident of the city brightening up an otherwise featureless wall with art, it's evil and it gets removed.

      Heaven forbid actual human beings should be treated on a level with legal embodiments of greed.

      Oh, sorry, wait, this is slashdot, I forgot, the market solves everything, and any bad word against corporations makes you a raving commie.

  34. The Right to Bear Arms by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

    This is why we have the right to bear arms. "Come to Bob's Car Mart, where-" BLAM! Of course we'll also get, "You've won 1,000,000 dollars in the Pepsi Sweepstakes! Just send a security check for $500 to: Mpondo Dwhaliki..."

  35. Bad development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really bad development. Already people are far too self-absorbed, listening to a personal stereo whenever they're out and about. Crap like this will only make more people start listening to loud music as another way of escapism. And you wonder why people are anti-social ... Right.

    If you want me to buy a product, advertising it in ways like this isn't going to accomplish that. In fact, it'll accomplish the exact opposite.

    1. Re:Bad development by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Since when are people anti-social?

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  36. double edge sword by m1ndrape · · Score: 0

    How effective is this against folks who are hard of hearing? It would just already clog up their wetware tubes for hearing.
      Does it interfere with normal operation of hearing aids? What's the liability for bringing pain to those considered to have golden ears?

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  37. 3 out of 4 voices in my head.... by InterestingX · · Score: 1

    ...tell me this is a good idea. Should I believe them?

  38. i live in times square by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it seems like a lot of the comments here are being made by people living in red lodge montana

    folks: the place is one giant cacophony of noise and colors

    frankly, i'd appreciate it if could all be squelched out and some sexy female voice was isolated in my head. i would even talk back to her, as if that behavior would stand out, what with all of the schizophrenics and suits with blue tooth headsets walking around

    she wants to sell me life insurance? ok. like i said, i live in times square, and used to work at the world trade center until 9/11/01. i probably need it

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    1. Re:i live in times square by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Those of us who live in places like Red Lodge, Montana don't want the hell of New York City to come to us. Once these things become cheap, you think they won't start putting them in other places? Heck, if they can focus the beam well enough they might start zapping people from low-flying drones.:)

    2. Re:i live in times square by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Having lived near Red Lodge, Montana, I can attest that the most likely response there would be for some public-spirited citizen to shoot the emitter, and that would be the end of that.

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    3. Re:i live in times square by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that where your nick comes from? I always thought it had more to do with the Time Cube-like quality of your posts.

  39. It's more penetrating than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I expect you will hear it. It's a collimated sound beam that vibrates the skull. Listeners describe it as seeming like a voice from inside.

    Woody Norris, the inventor of the device, spent some time spooking people at the mall. He claims he always told them what he'd done afterward, but you can see how someone might abuse such a thing. Easy to convince someone they're crazy.

    I'm glad the device is in Times Square. I hope as many advertisers use this as quickly as possible. Right now, only a tenth of the populace at most knows about these things. Everyone else is as vulnerable to trickery as the natives in any colonialist short story about explorers pretending to be gods.

    "Johnson, show the Ugabi your flashlight again!"
    Natives: "EV-ER-ED-EE! EV-ER-ED-EE!"

    Once enough companies are advertising this way, it'll be more like Scooby-Doo.

    "Farmer Stoutworthy was using this projector to beam a ghost onto the barn wall, and for his swamp-thing mask he used phosphorous paint."
    "I would have gotten away with it too, if you meddling kids had never been to a movie theatre or had a glow-in-the-dark toy!"

    1. Re:It's more penetrating than that by jcr · · Score: 1

      It's a collimated sound beam that vibrates the skull.

      Hmm... It might be controllable through a nuisance suit by property owners in the areas where it's used, then.

      -jcr

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  40. I forsee a market for a new product by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 1

    Something like the AGM-88 HARM, except smaller and it goes after emitters of sound waves.

  41. Easy countermeasure. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

    Mp3 player, simple as that.

    also, wouldn't this count as noise nuisance, if I played music out of a seventh story city centre window that people could hear at street level, the cops would come and tell me to turn it down, just cos it's in a small area why should the law not apply?

  42. PLURALIZER'S WITH APOSTROPHE'S UNIT!!E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're gonna put apostrophes at random places, I can put exclamation marks anywhere I want. I think that's reasonable.

  43. Countermeasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of countermeasures might one take? In other words, is it possible to prevent you from having to hear that crap?

  44. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by BinaryOpty · · Score: 1

    Couldn't you just walk away from this? I mean it's a stationary device pointing to one area. You could start avoiding the area entirely, discovering new routes around it. If business in the area decreases from people avoiding the billboard wouldn't that encourage them to remove it? I just don't see how this is (too much) different from if the billboard was shouting the same thing to everyone. It's just beaming it in a narrow column: just walk away. I guess the confusion comes from the Slashdot writeup that makes it seem like some guy's going to be standing on the rooftop aiming the device at you, but that's not the case. If that were the case I can see the cause for alarm, but since it isn't I find the majority of the posts in here to be alarmist at best.

  45. The physics of the matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article talks about a speaker ... as in one speaker. I think there's more to it than that. Generally, to focus energy requires a structure at least several times as big as the wavelength of the energy. The more you want to focus the energy, the bigger your antenna, lens or whatever. If I wanted to direct sound energy, I would probably use an array of speakers a la sonar. That way you get a large aperture and can focus the energy fairly sharply.

    The other thing is that you almost always get side lobes. The big guy in the fifth floor apartment across the street is going to really hate your guts because he can hear it from his bedroom 24/7. If he ever finds you ...

  46. Without your permission? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Please! Then let's arrest everybody for honking their horns or even talking within earshot.

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  47. Arms by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

    This has got to the be the first time your sacred right to bear arms makes any sense..

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  48. Back-to-the-Future quote by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "But the damned shark still looks fake."

  49. how? by WPIDalamar · · Score: 1

    yeah yeah, horrible thing nobody should do that.

    But it's neat, how does it work?

  50. in other examples.... by 3seas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... you are shopping in a grocery store and as you go down the aisle you pass by another and after you pass you hear them say something. You turn to ask them what it was they said to you and see their hands are either free or have some package from the shelf in them. They glance at you and continue on. You did not notice the blinking blue light near their ear.

    You are standing in line to buy something and another comes up behind you in line and starts talking, you turn around an see they are on a cell phone. This doesn't stop them from standing behind you a foot away and talking really loud directed at the back you your head. All you hear is half a conversation. You mention it to them how annoying it is and they respond by saying they are not bothered by this act of theirs.

    You are in city traffic the car in front of you misses a green light but you have a meeting to be at. At the next light you are cut off and again miss the light, getting out of teh city you seem to be constantly stuck behind a car driving 10-15miles an hour slower than the speed limit while traffic in the lanes next to you is speeding by faster than you are able to change lanes. and during all of this you notice in every case the person causing teh traffic interference is on a cell phone.

    Now imagine walking down the city sidewalk and the person in front of you suddenly stops and you walk into them. Imagine walking down the sidewalk and you hear what sounds like someone talking to you and you turn to answer them and someone else walks into you. Imagine commercials where there are sirens, like the telephone or door bell commercials that fool you into answering the door or phone. Imagine having your car top down in the city and hearing such sounds.

    Are there any other ways to cause stress in our every day lives?

    1. Re:in other examples.... by ozphx · · Score: 1

      My favourite "conversation" went like this:

      Guy next to me: "Hello!"
      Me: "...Hi"
      Guy looks annoyed
      "I'm on the bus!"
      Me: "Errr... yes.. so you are"
      Guy looks really pissed off at me.

      Then he changes seats and I notice the handsfree :P

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  51. Invention of the year? by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 1

    Didn't the guy who figured out this technology, win invention of the year either last year or year before?

    They had talked about using it in grocery stores, so that as you looked at items it would tell you what the specials were on just the products in front of you.

    I can't remember where i read that. I may have dreamed it. Can somebody confirm that i'm not totally crazy?

    1. Re:Invention of the year? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I can't remember where i read that. I may have dreamed it. Can somebody confirm that i'm not totally crazy?

      It was beamed into your head via ultrasonic speakers in your local grocery store.

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    2. Re:Invention of the year? by Reziac · · Score: 1


      You heard it as an advertising stream, of course.

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  52. Overreaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summary portrays this as some terrible, dystopian technology for forced, personal advertising. If you actually read the article, the whole point of it is to limit the sound to a smaller area, as an alternative to loudspeakers which pretty much annoy the whole neighborhood. It does NOT beam a personalized message into an individual's ears - anyone in the same small area can hear the sound too.

    IMHO, this is no different than ads beings played in the bus or the metro, or anywhere else for that matter.

  53. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by Gyga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're right these are easy to avoid, let me just walk off the sidewalk onto the busy street full of stupid drivers that don't pay attention to avoid an advertisement.

    If these become popular the entire sidewalk will be filled. Heck I bet that if these work through cars then they will cover the road too. This is like littering, only harder to clean up. I suggest that people make a device like the noise canceling headphones that will beam an opposite sound wave onto the same spot.

    Imagine walking down the road and going from one ad to another. "...buy...zybex...ask...drunk...best...recomended...k...eel...all...hue...man's...with...a...edbull...it..." Try holding a conversation when walking down any big street with these. Currently you can direct your conversation away from other people so your not as loud to them as their conversation. These are like the annoying political advocates who barge up with loudspeakers. Heck even loudspeakers aren't allowed to be used like this.

    At my church I help with a 4-5 year old class. In this class there is one kid who has a mental problem that makes him react badly to loud noises. I would hate to have him experiance these things. He would sadly end up on the ground trying to cover his ears. (noise causes extreme pain for him).

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  54. Simple to tune out by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    People will start tuning out anything that isn't directed towards them. After I hear enough of this crap, like probably 1 minute's worth, I'm pretty much going to stop paying attention unless I hear my name. I give out fake names or made-up nicknames when registering for anything*, so even if they've got my name and figure out how to identify me with the device that's emitting the sound in the first place, they're still not going to get my attention. And am I really going to turn my iPod off? I've got music on just about every device I own now, I'm listening to music almost every chance I get.

    Plus, look at car alarms... these things go off every 5 seconds in parking lots, nobody starts panicking or screaming, nobody calls the cops. People hear it so often now that it's just a deterrant to the crook if they get nervous enough about what they're doing, or if they take too long doing it. If people hear the alarm going silent they think "Finally!" not "What's happening now?"

    See, that's kind of my point. If marketing is invasive enough, people stop paying attention and start finding ways to get the attention of advertisers off them. Instead of people putting up with advertisements and the ads having some effect on the population, instead they'll lead the population to shutting the ads out entirely.

    Then the only person selling anything will be the guy who can block the ads... kinda like the autodial blocker. So brilliance all around fellows, congrats on this one.

    1. Re:Simple to tune out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People will start tuning out anything that isn't directed towards them.

      How long has it been since you've worked in an office building next door to a construction site where a pile-driver with a steam head stayed busy for a couple of months? Were you working in an old building with openable windows and no AC? Did you have to keep the windows closed and keep the venetian blinds closed all summer because management didn't want to deal with problems from people looking in the direction of the constant arc welding? Try to "tune out" all that shit, ignorant one.

      Plus, look at car alarms... these things go off every 5 seconds in parking lots, nobody starts panicking or screaming, nobody calls the cops.

      No, there's no point in calling the cops -- they're piss-worthless. One day we called them numerous times from work -- they refused to respond. After three hours of this shit, a few of us went out and gathered around the offending car. When a cop car came by, we flagged it down and told the donutphile what was up. He _finally_ agreed to have the son of a bitch towed as a public nuisance.

      As for at home, I once listened to some asshole's car going off every ten minutes for a full hour and a half. I finally got up, at three o'clock in the morning on a work day, and took care of the situation myself. I went out to the car after the alarm shut off for a few minutes, with a few wooden coffee stirrers. I then proceeded to stuff a stirrer all the way into three out of four locks (plus the trunk lock), pulled it back a quarter inch, broke it off and shoved the stub in all the way.

      I only left one door lock usable to satisfy those candy-asses who'll immediately start shrieking, "But what if he had to take his pregnant wife to the hospital at four o'clock in the morning?"

      Frankly he should have thought of that before he blew his wad into her. Don't compromise your transportation by being a dick on everyone else. Otherwise you may end up with a serious locksmith bill.

  55. The real problem by damburger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slashdotters find this concept deeply offensive, and thereby assume it must be an invasion of privacy because thats what normally rubs them up the wrong way. That isn't it though.

    The problem is the claiming of public space for private purposes. If there were advert booths where you walked in and got some marketing blasted at you, it wouldn't be so bad, but these pricks are polluting a public space for their own asinine purposes. No, it doesn't count as free speech because corporations are not people and therefore do not have such a right. Furthermore, it isn't a petition against the government, its an annoyance to individuals.

    Be aware of the concept of public space. Its vital to civilisation but is seen by the elites as merely space the private sector hasn't got a use for. Yet.

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    1. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... the private sector hasn't gotten paid for. Yet"

      There, fixed that for you.

      AC

    2. Re:The real problem by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      Then the corporation pays me to use my free speech to put up ultrasonic transducers. Also I can't stand the word corporation being used in a discussion since Team America World Police.

    3. Re:The real problem by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      exactly... let's start by aiming these at country club tees!!! Most noise rules don't apply out there... see how they like it!

    4. Re:The real problem by damburger · · Score: 1

      The right of free speech is the right of citizens to petition their government with grievances. You can't argue for intrusive advertising on that basis. And, once again, corporations are not citizens and those acting on behalf of corporations are not exercising personal rights.

      Oh, and the fact you use a bloody comedy as an excuse to avoid discussing the very real issues regarding corporate personhood is deeply anti-intellectual.

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    5. Re:The real problem by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      The right of free speech is the right of citizens to petition their government with grievances. You can't argue for intrusive advertising on that basis. And, once again, corporations are not citizens and those acting on behalf of corporations are not exercising personal rights.
      Are you located in the PRC? Since when does the right of free speech have anything to do with the government other than that they can't touch it? I thought that right (like all others) stemmed from self-ownership.

      How will you know I'm acting on the behalf on the corporation? I'm just a great big flaming fanboy

      Since when is freedom of speech suspended for people hired in publicly traded companies? The persons working for a corp is not the same as the "legal construct" (I don't know the correct word in English) itself.

      Oh, and the fact you use a bloody comedy as an excuse to avoid discussing the very real issues regarding corporate personhood is deeply anti-intellectual.
      It wasn't meant to be humorous. I was just stating the fact that humor has inoculated me from someone crying about the corporations being all corporation-y.

      The word intellectual is synonym with someone educated beyond their abilities for me so I'm taking that as a compliment.
    6. Re:The real problem by damburger · · Score: 1

      Are you located in the PRC? Since when does the right of free speech have anything to do with the government other than that they can't touch it? I thought that right (like all others) stemmed from self-ownership.
      It's the basis for free speech. You don't have to protect speech that conforms with the government line, you have to protect speech that differs from it. Thats basic civics, come on.

      How will you know I'm acting on the behalf on the corporation? I'm just a great big flaming fanboy Since when is freedom of speech suspended for people hired in publicly traded companies? The persons working for a corp is not the same as the "legal construct" (I don't know the correct word in English) itself.
      Since corporations use their wealth to finance candidates that will exercise political power on their behalf (this is not questioned by sane members of society) their line is essentially the government line, because the government does what they are told by their corporate backers. Since speech in a public space is exclusive, and the loudest wins, flooding public space with the messages of the authorities effectively restricts dissenting points of view.

      It wasn't meant to be humorous. I was just stating the fact that humor has inoculated me from someone crying about the corporations being all corporation-y. The word intellectual is synonym with someone educated beyond their abilities for me so I'm taking that as a compliment.
      How wonderful for you. A sneering disdain for intellectuals is part of what allowed the Chinese Cultural Revolution and the Khmer Rouge to achieve such remarkable increases in the quality of life for their citizens.
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    7. Re:The real problem by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      It's the basis for free speech. You don't have to protect speech that conforms with the government line, you have to protect speech that differs from it. Thats basic civics, come on.
      That ignores speech that could get you lynched it also means that you need a state to be able to have the right of free speech. Arguing that pedophiles should be left alone if they don't rape children or that god doesn't exist could probably get you into a great amount of trouble from private citizens. I'm not sure exactly what the forbidden subjects in the US are as slashdot and other forums aren't really representative.

      Since corporations use their wealth to finance candidates that will exercise political power on their behalf (this is not questioned by sane members of society) their line is essentially the government line, because the government does what they are told by their corporate backers. Since speech in a public space is exclusive, and the loudest wins, flooding public space with the messages of the authorities effectively restricts dissenting points of view.
      If the government line is the corporate line then the government and (all) corporations are basically the same thing. That is not what I would call a sane opinion. I would call it severe hyperbole, an outright falsehood or paranoid delusions. I agree that the large intrusions into the market creates great incentive for using lobbyists to control policy. I also agree that politicians are corrupt. I don't think there should be such a thing as public property owned by the state. But as there is the handling of public property should be put to vote (ie what we have now). If it's against the current rules to advertise then I, as a private citizen, (flaming fanboy or paid clandestinely) couldn't put up ultrasonic transducers. If advertising is allowed then I or the company itself could install the transducers bans on the technology is put into place.
    8. Re:The real problem by Tom · · Score: 1

      Be aware of the concept of public space. Its vital to civilisation but is seen by the elites as merely space the private sector hasn't got a use for. Yet. It's actually worse than that. It's a space that the private sector doesn't have to pay for.

      So from the perspective of a company it's "paid for, exclusive space" vs. "free, shared space".
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  56. Sega must be desperate by DoktorSeven · · Score: 1

    I knew something was up when I was walking down the street and heard "SEEEEEGAAAAAA!", then something about a fast hedgehog.

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  57. If it's on a public place by no-body · · Score: 1

    they may get inundatet with lawsuits for harassment.

    Hopefully, there will be a judge sentencing the idiots to a mandantory exposure to their crap in a prison cell for 3 hours daily. Or - even better, tied to a post on a pedestal on time square with a sign with their sentence cause around their neck.

    Isn't that whole commercial advertising shit turning into an automatic subconscious rejection of that particular product? Maybe some gene will get flipped in the next generations for just that.

  58. It will solve itself: it won't work. by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It will solve itself, because intrusive ads don't work.

    Over the past few decades there's been an arms race to "cut through the clutter" with more and more novel, attention-grabbing, intrusive ads. They only work for a very short time. The first time you see an ad on a placard inside a supermarket cart, it grabs your attention. Then you tune it out. Lately the local supermarket have gone to putting ads on the floor, in some kind of tough plastic laminate. The first time you see it, it grabs your attention. Then you tune it out.

    A few years back, they had little discount-coupon vending machines hanging off the shelves, flashing bright LEDs at you. I notice they're gone now. They probably worked for a while, then people tuned them out.

    These will be a seven days' wonder, then advertisers will start studying the results, and I already know what they will find: the devices will be expensive to put in place, expensive to maintain, very effective for a short time at getting people to talk about the ads... and very ineffective at getting people to buy the product.

    What's the "unique selling proposition" here? What, exactly, is the difference between reading "Ask your dermatologist about Enbrel," hearing someone tell it to you on a TV set, or hearing it inside your head as you walk down the street?

    The unspoken assumption is that hearing the sound localized as coming from inside our heads will somehow turn it into a command hallucination and force us to obey. It won't. Not any more than "subliminal advertising" did. Not any more than using electronic echo effects, or making it sound like Darth Vader, or a "voice of God" echo effect would.

    1. Re:It will solve itself: it won't work. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      I don't know. . .

      Visual advertising is one thing, audio is another. I find dripping faucets and humming computers hard to tune out. Having a voice directly inside my head deliberately trying to make me listen would take a lot of focused attention and energy to ignore. I'd just as soon walk along a different street. Or pour a soft drink into the speaker. --But then they'd be mounted up where people can't get at them, and there will be cameras to catch on film people who vandalize such devices. What a horrible way to have to live.

      It reminds me of that Bill Hicks routine. . .

      "How many of you out there work in advertising? Do me a favor. Kill yourself. [laughter] No, seriously. Kill yourself. You all think there's a joke coming. There's not. Kill yourself."


      -FL

    2. Re:It will solve itself: it won't work. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      This one, you mean? Yeah, he really does have a point. Cecil Adams once called it "the twilight world of marketing."

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    3. Re:It will solve itself: it won't work. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I already know what they will find:

      Smashed devices.

    4. Re:It will solve itself: it won't work. by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Intrusive ads still work to get a name or phrase into people's heads. Most people don't click on ads, but if they vaguely remember the website or product, then when they just might be interested in that type of product or service, they're more likely to seek out what was in the ad.

  59. John Anderton! You could use a Guinness! by billstewart · · Score: 1

    It gets to be more fun when they're paying attention to _who_ their beaming the sound at.

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  60. "to spare other people" by Chryana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    FTA: "If you set up a loudspeaker on the top of a building, everybody's going to hear that noise. But if you're only directing that sound to a specific viewer, you're never going to hear a neighbor complaint from street vendors or pedestrians. The whole idea is to spare other people."

    What the interviewee is conveniently omitting to mention is that putting a loudspeaker to blare all day in the street would be obviously illegal, so nobody is being "spared", we're just being forced to listen to advertising which is so invading that it would be illegal in normal circumstances.

  61. Budweiser made me kill the President by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Sorry.

  62. New York City? by morari · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're in New York City, then you're already fucked.

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  63. Great marketing for some products! by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

    This would be a great way to sell earplugs! Imagine the possibilities! For other products it might not be so good, such as hearing aids. You'd also be in trouble if your target audience was the deaf.

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  64. civil disobediance by conureman · · Score: 1

    AC has a point. The laws and decisions nowadays seem to favor the corporate client in these cases. I am shocked nobody has stepped up in our legislature to make it a federal crime for terrorists with spray cans &c. to impede the protected speech of billboard lessees

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    1. Re:civil disobediance by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Don't give them any ideas. We're already being told that skipping commercials on a recording is theft. Next thing it'll be reclassified as (economic) terrorism.

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    2. Re:civil disobediance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AC has a point. The laws and decisions nowadays seem to favor the corporate client in these cases. I am shocked nobody has stepped up in our legislature to make it a federal crime for terrorists with spray cans &c. to impede the protected speech of billboard lessees

      Fuck that shit -- existing law is sufficient to protect their interests -- if they want to protect their shit, let them encrypt it. Then, if I bypass the encryption to read their ad, they can DMCA all over my ass.

  65. Earphones by islanduniverse · · Score: 1

    Would those in-ear earphones work as a rather simple way of blocking the ad? I don't know how it works, but I'd rather listen to the worst band in the world (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=worst+band+in+the+world) than crappy intrusive advertisements.

  66. Sure, aim at a politician during a speech.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what could possibly go wrong?

          This is a bit like throwing eggs or cream pies at VIPs. It might seem like a "harmless" way to make a point, but to the security personnel you will appear identical to an assassin and will be treated as such. Stop trying to be clever.

  67. Under Existing Noise Laws by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems clear to me that noise laws that are currently described in terms of the dB level allowed on the street would have to be interpreted by a judge in terms of their effect on one's eardrum. So if these beamed messages appear to the listener's ear any different (eg. louder) than if they were played from a traditional speaker on the street, regardless of their power at the transmitter, then they'd be violating the law just as much as an obnoxious megaphone. Except that the beams would annoy only one person at a time, which would only mean that they wouldn't be as liable for "public nuisance" under those noise thresholds.

    So you could just sue them (if you could find them - the law really needs to require anyone doing this unsolicited to identify themselves with every message, like a traditional speaker does) under the existing noise complaint laws, if not harassment, etc. Of course, your lawyer would have to realize the physics of transmitted vs received sound power, but every lawyer reads Slashdot, right?

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    1. Re:Under Existing Noise Laws by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      So you could just sue them (if you could find them - the law really needs to require anyone doing this unsolicited to identify themselves with every message, like a traditional speaker does)

      Sue the owner of the building that the infernal contraption is attached to. They'll soon give up the culprits.

    2. Re:Under Existing Noise Laws by converter · · Score: 1

      the noise ordinance in the city in which i live dictates a specific range in feet from the source that a noise can be heard before it is considered to be in violation. i'm sure it varies widely by jurisdiction in both the metrics for determining what noises violate the local laws and what the penalties are for violations.

  68. your humor chip by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you may need to have it serviced or replaced. it seems to have gone off line

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    1. Re:your humor chip by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Hunh? I thought I was being humorous, except for the part about not wanting NYC to come to us.

  69. Futurama by momerath2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

    Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines and movies and at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and T-shirts and written in the sky. But not in dreams. No, sir-ee!

    (link)

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  70. The loudspeaker will fall prey to "accidents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the best way to show how you feel about this is to accidentally damage or otherwise incapacitate the loudspeaker in some fashion. While I'm not usually a fan of vigilante justice, it'd be worth trying to get onto the roof of that building, cutting the wires, and leaving a note saying something to the effect of "bugger off." Or hell, if you're really gutsy, just take a gun to it.

    It is important that something is done in a timely fashion so other advertisers don't think this is a good idea. There is already enough visual pollution in cities from advertising, we don't need audio pollution.

  71. Rickroll by CmSpuD · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing a few ways that this kit could be put to good use, hm? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

  72. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the preachers, it's the rabid rabbis.

  73. Woo cant wait for gamma ray ads by asm2750 · · Score: 1

    Professor Farnsworth: It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. He shows an egg and injects it with liquid from a syringe until the egg explodes.] Professor Farnsworth: Although, in reality, it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

  74. Hmmmm... by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Retaliate. Get your own sonic speaker thing, pick the most obnoxious annoying painful sound you can think of (Nails on chalkboard?), and whenever you spot one of these, wait. As soon as someone approaches in the room (even if it's just sitting there and/or automatic, they must come up there at some point), blast them. Or perhaps set one up to continually bombard the window this is coming from. Or just find a way to screw up the speaker.

    Ohh, I know. If they have someone up there directing it, blast them back. If not, just get your own speaker, point it at the same place, and overpower their message, either with your own or with inverse waves to theirs (though that would be rather difficult to do, if not impossible)

  75. Boycott any business that uses this by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they can annoy us, we have every right to take every measure within the law to annoy them.

    Stand outside their doors at opening and closing times and shout at their employees with megaphones. Helpful, inoffensive things, like looking both ways before crossing the street and buckling up while driving.

    Use public records to find out who is responsible for ad campaigns and beam audio at their children telling them to beg mom and dad for a pony.

  76. I HATE THIS THING by winterstate8 · · Score: 1

    I live around the corner from this advertisement in NYC and as soon as I walked past it for the first time, I went straight home to write A&E a letter expressing my concerns. This thing is intrusive, annoying, and ridiculous. I have a high tolerance for many things but having advertising forced into my ears in such a bizarre way is crossing the line. I shouldn't have to live in some marketing world. RIDICULOUS. To see this thing in action, youtube: 'prince street btwn mulberry and mott sts'

  77. But not in dreams... by jchernia · · Score: 1

    LEELA: Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?
    FRY: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio... and in magazines... and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree.

  78. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by dpilot · · Score: 1

    So surely there must be at least on Slashdot reader who's a millionaire, is annoyed by this too, and isn't the one doing it.

    Please SUE them!

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  79. How is this new? by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    I've been noticing these adverts for the last 20 years or so.... isn't everyone?

  80. Yeah but at what distances were they shot from? by zoloto · · Score: 1

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    1. Re:Yeah but at what distances were they shot from? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't remember, but 20 to 30 yards comes to mind. As another poster pointed out, he could have been exaggerating, but he was clear that the VC's reaction to being hit was "huh?".

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  81. Horror House Funness by caspy7 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned what a kick-ass fun house/horror house addition these speakers would make.

    You're walking along in the dark and suddenly it sounds like someone is standing right behind you whispering sweet murderous nothings in your ear - or an animal growling - or just a "boo!".

    How bout recording your group reacting to a previous scare and then broadcasting it from the direction you're heading.
    There's some freaky stuff you could do with directional sound projection.
    I know you can bounce it off walls too, so you could one speaker multiple times for different effects.

  82. I want one by microtubules · · Score: 1

    Pocket size.With a microphone.

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  83. Common sense is not so common by wickerprints · · Score: 1

    The problem I have with this technology being used for advertising purposes is not so much the invasion of privacy issue, but rather the obvious safety issue. The key here is that people aren't expecting to hear these sounds. There is no obvious source, the sound is projected narrowly, and most of all, as an advertising medium, it fails to satisfy a basic standard of expectation--and so, used in this manner, this sort of remote sound projection is a safety hazard. We generally don't go around surprising people in the middle of the street. Such actions can cause a great deal of distress, followed by anger once the victim realizes it's a f***ing advertisement. It's entirely plausible that someone could start behaving belligerently towards other strangers, demanding to know who is whispering into his ear.

    The distinction of voluntary vs. involuntary forms of communication is important but actually not quite the central problem, because many forms of visual advertising are so pervasive as to constitute a de facto involuntary, non-consensual form of communication. The real problem, in my opinion, is that this technology effectively deprives the recipient of the message from having an awareness of its source. At least, with television, radio, and print, while one may not be able to avoid these messages, at least you know where they are coming from. Should society become increasingly aware of this technology, people might come to accept it, but this leads me to ask whether we should accept it in the first place, and whether anyone, including the advertisers (who will literally go to any length to make a buck), have fully thought through the social consequences. So we're all supposed to walk around in public, allowing rooftop speakers to project voices into our heads wherever we go? What's next, retinal projection units inside your car making you see ads while you drive? Advertisers would cut their right nut off if they could invent a device that alters the minds of consumers to force them to purchase a product of their choice. Oh wait, they've already done that, it's called Britney Spears.

  84. How it works by Animats · · Score: 1

    Here's the Holosonics device that does it, if you care. It's a cute trick of nonlinear acoustics. This thing has been around for about five years, used for niche applications like narration in musum displays. But usually at a range of about a meter or two. I'm amazed that they can make the thing work at 15-20m.

    They haven't been successful in getting the cost down or the quality up. Otherwise, it would have market share in hands-free phones and computer speakers, where such directionality would be really useful.

    My guess is that it will be shut down as a public nuisance in NYC.

  85. It's all in your head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing new and has been around for at least five years. I've actually used it in a promotional campaign for a major soft drink manufacturer. While they make it seem like only one person hears the sound is extremely focused over a distance, the truth is much less so. The sound beam does widen and from a farther distance makes it seem just like you're hearing a radio that's louder than it should be. Also, the sound beam makes whatever it hits act as a speaker. When it hits your head, you hear it clearly, but nearby will often hear it as well... coming from you!

    That said, it is a lot of fun to play with but harder to execute with... oh yeah, and less invasive than it initially sounds. (no pun intended)

  86. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You could start avoiding the area entirely, discovering new routes around it.

    Sure, asshole -- let the fucking bastards fill up the public space with this shit. Then, when a cop sees me staggering down the street to avoid the thirty ad-blasters on the block, then arrests me for public drunkenness, I'll look to you to recover my legal costs.

    You sniveling lickspittle bitch of the admen.

  87. The real problem is an old problem. by supercrisp · · Score: 1

    Check out the Enclosures of the late 18th and early 18th centuries: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enclosure. The human cost of these enclosures was great. People starved. Many emigrated. The public response was often violent.

  88. Actual sound levels are potentially dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The techniques here are to aim the sound by using very high frequencies, sending 2 beams, one at frequency F and another at frequency F+
    where is the audible frequency. Your ear is nonlinear so you hear the difference, and the frequency F part is above audible level.

    However, the frequency F part needs to be far louder than what you hear, and thus is potentially far more damaging to your ears, to allow the audible heterodyne to be heard. I doubt that noise statutes are limited to certain frequency ranges; they are probably violated by the baseband part of this system even if the audible sound is fairly quiet. Look at the specs on the gadget - 100dB - and figure this energy is getting sent into your ears, whether or not you can hear it.

    Someone exposed to this (esp. repeatedly) needs to file a complaint about noise pollution and get someone with a WIDEBAND audio energy measuring device out there. Then shut the suckers down on grounds they damage hearing, just as if they were some humongous music speakers blaring at you. Since the ultrasound is in fact a fairly tightly aimed beam, the damage would tend to be greater than conventional audio speakers at such distances also.

    1. Re:Actual sound levels are potentially dangerous by IhuntCIA · · Score: 1

      I agree absolutely.
      I did some experiments with flat 15 x 15 cm electrostatic mid-range / tweeter speaker more than 15 years ago. I found out that high frequency range or anything above 10KHz travels trough the air almost with no dispersion. Also I got bad ear ringing form just 2W of sound power. OK, I was 3 meters away from the speaker and in a closed room, but I keep wondering how safe is this and what will come next.
      I guess that holographic advertising beaming into eyes and perfume carrying microcapsule shooted at pedestrians are to come in next 10 years.

    2. Re:Actual sound levels are potentially dangerous by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      A frequency is inaudible to humans if it does not set the eardrums vibrating, but I wonder about vibrations of other parts of the body. It would depend, of course, on the frequency used. But 100dB is a non-negligible amount of physical energy; my guess is that residents near these things will have disproportionate numbers of headaches and other pain that isn't easily diagnosed. I hope somebody does as you says, and furthermore that they sue the manufacturer for reckless endangerment, and bankrupt it.

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  89. Actually I was by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    No, you weren't having a psychotic episode;

    Actually, I was...

    What's that? Do what with the knives to who? OK then.

    Sorry about the interruption. As I was about to say - you insensitive clod.

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  90. Hulk Smash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have problems with irritation and depression (I'm autistic) and I'd SO find people doing that and dig their lungs out with my bare hands.

  91. Time for earphones by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If this stuff takes off, and doesn't get sued into oblivion due to the first distracted person that walks in front of a bus, I guess we will just have to walk around with our ipod on anytime we are out in public.

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  92. Green door by lahvak · · Score: 1

    I thought the message was "Green door".

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  93. Obligatory by proxy318 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

    Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines and movies and at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and T-shirts and written in the sky. But not in dreams. No, sir-ee!

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  94. It's not 7 stories up by eples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IAANYCR (i am a nyc resident) and there's one outside my apartment. It's not 7 stories up, nor is it high tech. It's just an annoying speaker that goes off when you walk by.

    The funny thing is, I thought it was pretty stupid and so must have the high schoolers who hang out 20 feet from it each morning because they smashed the thing =) lol

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    1. Re:It's not 7 stories up by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      'they smashed the thing' is why the new ones will be 7 stories up.

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    2. Re:It's not 7 stories up by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      countered with BB guns and a balaclava.

  95. Right of Free Assembly by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    So what happens when a company - or government - decides that they should beam these sounds into an area they don't want you to stay in, with a continuous and annoying sound/message that dissuades you from remaining? I can see this used to discourage loitering (ie standing around in a public space, which is perfectly legal), I can see it being used to beam political messages. How about "Vote for X" blanketing the parking lot near your polling station?

    Shouldn't private companies be required to ensure that the only places they can aim these messages are also on private property? If I am walking down the sidewalk (on city land) I should be free of these messages right?

    The potential for abuse is monumental in my opinion.

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    1. Re:Right of Free Assembly by fritsd · · Score: 1

      You mean, like this? They got the 2006 Ig Nobel prize for this.

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  96. One word: laser by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Much more subtle than the aforementioned rifle, not as tricky as a crossbow. There's no projectile left behind. The downside is that if you start a fire you're an arsonist.

    Really, they should just update local noise ordinances to stop this. In fact, if the noise ordinance has language that refers to the distance at which the sound is audible, these devices may already be illegal.

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  97. Business Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an idea with a limited market opportunity.

    I see a world where everyone wears noise cancellation in-ear phones. Probably also with wireless stereo so you're linked to your music, communications devices, and important outside noise (real cars honking, sirens, people, and machines in close proximity). Probably also know your friends, so it lets them through (via verified ID of their device(s)).

    The earphones will simply identify and filter beamed sounds. Probably be made by the same company ;)

  98. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by Somecallmechief · · Score: 1

    Bravo. Beyond that, there is the very real psychological desire to mentally "mute" that which you do not wish to experience. This occurs visually with online advertising--as one learns where ads appear, one begins to ignore them and the space they occupy. Personally, I sometimes cannot find things on a website if they occupy a space normally habited by ads. The same is true for signs and posters and the like. People get accustomed to ignoring that which annoys them. The great danger of this new system is that, inevitably, folks would train themselves to block out the sounds of strangers and that the true cry for warning, "Hey, watch out for the bus!" or "Fire!" or "Rape!" would go unheard and unnoticed. We've learned to block out the sounds of the city and traffic and business, but should we begin to block out the sounds of humanity? If visual advertisement no longer works, would it not be as effective to repair the visual medium as it would to invade others?

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  99. EMF Shield 2000 !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay I hope this link works, ROTFLMAO, you want a million dollar idea? Hurry, these puppies would sell... I'm telling yah!

    The EMF Sheild 2000 Prototype (TaDa!!!):
    http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/760/emfshield2000iq2.jpg

    Yah that's right you know! Tinfoil hats is for sissies! Real men wear the EMF 2000 ja!

  100. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

    Screw noise-canceling, I think an EMP generator would be a better idea. Just fry the damn thing, let them replace it every day.

  101. What a paranoid schizophrenic would do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I think if I were to encounter such an auditory illusion,
    I would feel it within my right to do what I always do when I hear voices :
    I would find the source of the noise and turn it off. Permanently.

    Normally, I just hear voices when some idiot at work hasn't tuned in the radio;
    so I just get on the station or turn it off if I'm in a rush.
    But when I hear things coming from things that don't normally make those sounds,
    I turn them off at the wall or unplug them if it won't matter being off.

    Personally, I think that I would be justified in destroying the speaker as it is
    a threat to my sanity and that of others. Failing that, removal from the wires.
    I think it goes against health and safety laws because it implies to the listener
    that they are having a psychiatric breakdown and that it is not their imagination.
    Clearly, I would write to all advertisers on that show describing what that ad does
    to your state of mind, and why you won't buy things from them until the ad is removed.

    Secondly, write to the network and advise them of your disgust at the manipulation
    of a mental illness that is bad enough for patients, let alone innocent passersby.

    Thirdly, write to your local psychiatrists and advise them whenever you find this ad
    technique used in your area. It may help keep normal people from the shrink.
    Lastly, write to your local politicians. Tell them you don't want "crazy voices" as ads.

    Yes, I am actually paranoid schizophrenic. No, I don't live in the USA.
    I don't want to see normal people get mixed up with what can be a very serious illness.
    And if this technology comes advertising in my country,
    I will go out of my way to make it illegal.

  102. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by zenkonami · · Score: 1

    I think most people will just find this to be too annoying to be effective. In some ways it goes along with the failure of video phones because people don't necessarily want to pick up the phone and be seen in their pajamas right after getting up out of bed.

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  103. Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    UNLESS, you happen to "beam" your words into my skull. If I hear you and know where you're coming, its one thing.

    The moment you start me questioning my sanity, or looking for Slimer, I can guarantee I'll shatter your nose and crack your jaw and claim insanity via invasive trespass into my skull :) And I'll mean it too. Lets see what court can call deny me "temporary insanity" if I feel violated by your targeting me and making me feel violated.

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    1. Re:Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter how violated you feel by someone saying something to you. If you physically assault them, no, you aren't a vigilante hero. You're a criminal.

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    2. Re:Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I disagree, and if I'm ever on a jury for a case where a vigilante hero attacks an advertiser, I'll rule "not guilty" regardless of the facts of the case. (This is called "jury nullification", and really should be practiced more often if jurors weren't such losers.)

    3. Re:Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Cute. I'll make a mental note that you're a scumbag with fucked up priorities and move on.

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    4. Re:Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're an asshole with fucked up priorities, thinking that advertisers should be able to do whatever they want in violation of people's right to be free of voices beamed directly into their skulls, did you ever think of that?

    5. Re:Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realise that Jury Nullification is
      1. Illegal
      2. Intended if the law itself is flawed.

      So unless you think Assault laws are unconstitutional, your just an asshole who knows jack shit about the American Justice System.

      It's people like you that make me hate people.

    6. Re:Oh no... I won't punch you in the face, unless: by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you're wrong. Jury nullification is in no way illegal; it's one of the main reasons we have juries, after all: to serve as another check against bad laws.

      Judges and lawyers definitely don't like it, and lawyers try to eliminate any jurors who know about it, but there's nothing they can do about it if a jury exercises its nullification option. It's been done before, and the jurors won.

  104. It will not work where I live by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

    There are large areas of the countries where this technology will be WAY to expensive to maintain and there is no real technological way to "fix" it as far as I can tell.

    You see, people where I live own these things called "firearms" - in this case namely "rifles". Most of us that own them, while not top end marksmen by any stretch of the imagination, shoot well enough to destroy these things. Not only that, but being what we refer to as "rednecks" (however, in rural areas that has a different connotation than in cities, a more appropriate term for most Slashdotter's to understand is "hillbilly" or "country") we do not take to such measures easily and, well, shooting things to destroy them isn't exactly unheard of either - sometimes just for fun let alone when something really needs it.

    Our county government recently installed those nice little red light camera's to catch people who run the light, already a number of them have turned up inoperable due to a large amount of swiftly moving projectiles entering the housing and destroying the contents. Interestingly enough, they actually caught one person doing it recently and they guy hadn't ever had a ticket, just thought the dang things were an invasion of privacy and ought to be destroyed. I can't imagine the number of the intrusive devices in this article that would be shot down.

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    1. Re:It will not work where I live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you get wiretapped.

  105. From now on, stop playing with yourself, Kent by inertialmatrix · · Score: 1



    God: Hi Kent. Have you been touching yourself?

    Kent: Yes. I mean, NO!

  106. Re:One word: laser by Cjstone · · Score: 1

    Or an electrolaser. Just fry the thing and make it look like a lightning strike or something.

  107. if they were going at lightspeed by Johann+Public · · Score: 1

    would they even be visible?

    this could be both good and terrible...

  108. hightech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read about this technology several years ago. The really cool thing about it is that it works by taking advantage of non-linear properties of air.
    It creates a very high frequency cone, which blocks in the other sound waves. I don't think you can hear the sound until it hits something, and the high frequency cone is dispersed. The key point is that normally, sound disperses in all directions, like they teach you in school. This is different. The sound is funneled.

    When I first heard about this, the described possible uses were for advertising, like this, and a weapon for the military. You could launch a beam of very loud sound at your enemy, and cause them pain, or something.

    So, you don't like invasive advertising? Well, brace yourself for invasive crowd control.

  109. sounds of running water...helping people pee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a customer, for example, looking to buy laundry detergent could suddenly hear the sound of gurgling water and thus feel compelled to .... pee? Don't hospitals try to use running water sounds to get patients to pee. If someone pees in public due to one of these, could they sue? There could be unwanted consequences with something like this...

  110. Gas Station TVs by ukemike · · Score: 1

    This reminds me a lot of those new gas pump TVs that play nothing but commercials. Now I hate commercials sooo much that I got rid of the TV. I get my occasional boob tube fix through netflix and netflix instant watching. No commercials. I don't listen to commercial radio. Even NPR type commercials are starting to drive me nuts. So when I pull up to the pump on my way into work in the morning, before my first caffeine fix, and I have to hear that same stupid !@#$%!@# Jack-n-the-Box commercial, I do get a little crazy. I've been thinking for weeks now how I could mute the speakers on those things without being seen on the security cameras. It's not the flickering image of the idiot tube that bugs me it's the blaring sound trying to sell me a slab of shit on a sesame seed bun.

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    1. Re:Gas Station TVs by Gandalf_the_Beardy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make up your own jingle and sing it to the cashier every time you go and pay? Quid pro Quo......

    2. Re:Gas Station TVs by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

      Back when I was living in California, the supermarket chain Ralph's installed flat-screen televisions in the checkout lines. They were, of course, ad spigots. They drove me nuts.

      They also drove me away. I started walking three blocks further to Trader Joe's for pretty much all my groceries, and ended up paying less to eat better food in the long run.

      The next gas station down the road may or may not be as much of a better deal as this was - but if they don't have ads on the pumps, that's worth a little more time. Vote with your patronage, and let the station with the pump ads know why you quit patronizing them.

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  111. Sonically directed audio ads. Now at Meijer! by bshensky · · Score: 1

    We have a low-impact version of this technology at the local Meijer store in West Ann Arbor / Dexter, Michigan.

    Frankly, it's both cool and disturbing. Cool because it works - stand only 2 inches out of the field and the audio simply disappears. But it's no less or more disturbing than any other advertising that gets so good at targeting its message that it is focused directly and solely at YOU.

    At a firm I work for, we received calendars where elements of the picture formed the first name of the recipient - think your name being written in the snow, or ants lined up on a picnic table showing your name. The surprise comes when you notice that the ad is targeted solely at you - that the elements of the picture eventually *reveal* themselves to be aimed at you. And then suddenly - suddenly - you feel just a little bit violated... as if the magician had figured out the card you selected.

    Is *this* your card??!! ;-)

    The problem with this advertising is that we all will eventually - and likely sooner rather than later - become immune to it. We will all be Tom Cruises blowing past ads like this in a Minority Report future.

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  112. Maybe in Amsterdam by tuomoks · · Score: 1

    When you hear the voice "hey, good looking, take the next door, third floor, 3001" you start understanding the potential of technology helping people. The poor persons don't have to stand on the street, in cold and rain, but they can more efficiently work inside. Or maybe if you like other good things in life "Step in, we have a whiskey tasting going, happy hour just started, and so on.."

  113. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At my church I help with a 4-5 year old class. In this class there is one kid who has a mental problem that makes him react badly to loud noises. I would hate to have him experiance these things. He would sadly end up on the ground trying to cover his ears. (noise causes extreme pain for him).

    Sorry to hear about the kid, but let's get reasonable. You can simply not use extreme cases like this to control the behavior of the rest of society. What the hell do you want -- a law to prevent anyone from causing a sound louder than a specified decibel level within fifty feet of the kid?

    This is the same kind of shit used by "parents" who will drag a kid into places where the kid can experience "inappropriate" scenes or speech, just so they can push for a law to control -- or better yet, ban -- the behavior they're opposed to, on the grounds that "a child might be exposed to it."

    This is the same kind of poisonous "law-making" that is being practiced by idiots in politics and law enforcement. Once they've passed a law that says registered sex offenders cannot live within a hundred yards of a school, park or other place where children might gather, they cynically rush to have maps drawn up highlighting the "forbidden zones". Then they go for immediate funding to establish "pocket parks" in the middle of any areas not already covered, so as to make sure these people can live nowhere in a county, near any minimum wage jobs they might otherwise be able to get. Nice way to rehabilitate someone, you pricks.

    Stop this pansy-ass idea that the behavior of adults should always be circumscribed by what some soft-science statistics-gatherers can "prove" is "harmful to children". One size absolutely does not fit all. This horseshit that "If a child is crying, a crime has been committed" is becoming rampant in our society. So now we'll raise a generation of bedwetters who can't understand why they should ever be inconvenienced.

  114. Call A&E to complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporate numbers are at: www.aetn.com/advertise

    A selection of numbers: (212)210-1400, (212)210-1321, (212)210-1385, (212)210-9151, (212)210-1431, (212)210-1430, (212)-210-9096, (212)210-9786, (212)210-9115, (212)210-9160, (212)210-9119, (212)210-9072, (312)819-3322, (248)680-7154, (310)201-6020, (301)201-6060. Of course, try other extensions. Anything beginning with (212)210 should reach the bastards. The more you call, the more it costs them, and the less profitable it gets.

  115. Anti-sniper tech to work backwards to the speakers by watermodem · · Score: 1

    So...
        If I view the sonic formed beam as a case of sniping... and create a piece of hardware that project back and ids the beam forming speakers then BLASTS them with a SMALL LASER ... do I get to fight the BOSS DAEMON?

  116. Jealous! by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

    Aw, you're just jealous the Voices are speaking to ME.

  117. Used in museums, and can be positive by maggard · · Score: 1

    While this particular implementation of targeted sound is only recently practical 'in the wild' the practice isn't. Indeed in the 70's it was quite popular in museums and galleries.

    Typically a long tube with a speaker on top was hung over the target area. With a bit of carpet below to absorb sound splash it is fairly easy to provide site-specific audio, typically narration or soundscapes.

    For example walking up to a display of geese a viewer might also become a listener treated to the sound of their honking cries. At the next exhibit a different audio selection is offered. Because the sound is transmitted in a fairly narrow cone and largely prevented from reflecting the audio presentations don't overlap or disturb others even a few steps away.

    The New York State Museum, in Albany, New York, USA used to (& might still) have a number of displays utilizing this. It can be quite effective, if a bit startling the first time it is encountered (as I recall spotlights were used to indicate 'audiospots'.)

    So targeted sound is not entirely novel, just getting wider application.

    A more positive commercial use could be in music stores. Stand on the blue circle to hear band A, walk over to the yellow circle to hear band B, all sans headphones or disturbing other nearby shoppers.

    A public-spirited use could be at crosswalks. Instead of loud piercing noises, often poorly imitating bird sounds, an alert area could be created specifically on the walk route. Only those approaching or on a crosswalk would hear it's state, leaving those nearby but not crossing free from unnecessary noise pollution.

    Indeed if handled respectfully targeted sound could augment advertising displays in a welcome, constructive, way. Stand in front of a sign for a radio station and hear it live, while not annoying those disinterested. On a subway platform sit on the purple bench to hear sponsored classical music, avoid it to be exempt.

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  118. The real problem-Usage fees. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The problem is the claiming of public space for private purposes."

    Then I guess you'll never leave your house then? Or were you trying to imply that when you use a public space, you're using it to benefit the rest of us? In that case your fellow beings thank you for your charity.

  119. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by eh2o · · Score: 1

    It is actually fairly common for these things to be mounted on an automated pan-tilt platform--moving the beam actually makes a pretty interesting effect as it reflects off whatever surface it hits. I can't say if that is the case here but it is possible.

    At least one study has concluded these things are basically harmless to human ears, but they do use ultrasonic sound at extremely high power levels (>150 db SPL). Acoustics in air are non-linear at this level, and by modulating the carrier, wave interference forms a "generation region" that induces audible frequencies.

    By the way these are no good for music as the low cutoff is about 1khz.

  120. Drink Moke Coke!! by The_Other_Kelly · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else remember the advertising in The Space Merchants, which included exactly this "straight-to-skull" messaging?

    The hero ends up being addicted to alkaline enhanced cola, since he once had the misfortune to walk into a street audio billboard
    which plays the Moke Coke subliminal message.

    I feel we move closer to the world of that book every day ...

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    (R)ule in Hell or (S)erve in Heaven [R]?
  121. It is camouflage for crazies! by Badmovies · · Score: 1

    Years ago, if someone was walking down the street and having a conversation with the empty air, I knew that they were crazy. Now, if someone does that, they are probably chatting on their cell phone. However, they could be crazy and I'd never know it at first glance.

    Add this to the mix: invisible voices whispering in my ear as I walk down the street. So now I cannot tell if I am crazy.

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    Andrew Borntreger
    Champion of cinematic disasters
    1. Re:It is camouflage for crazies! by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      Do the voices tell you to do things? If they instruct you to spend money on any passive form of entertainment, you can rest assured that it's "only" advertising. If they instruct you to be proactive in any way, they are probably something even more malign than advertisements. But now all the nuts who thought they were hearing voices can now reasonably wonder whether some waste of skin pilfered one of these devices from the assembly line and is fucking around.

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      All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
  122. Re:Anti-sniper tech to work backwards to the speak by wdnsdy · · Score: 1

    If they're seven floors up, maybe just an umbrella or parasol would work. They might need a lining or something.

  123. Applications for the blind by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
    Actually, this sort of a municipal system could really be awesome for the blind. Imagine if the blind wore a transmitter to indicate that they can't see, and the system would track their position, tell them when they are walking towards something dangerous, when it's safe to cross a street, etc. Two-way communication would also be very easy, through the afforementioned transmitter. Voice recognition is far enough along to where the blind could have all sorts of useful information about their surroundings.

    Well, we could do that, but on second thought no... let's instead use this system for running creepy commercials.

  124. Surprised nobody mentioned... by Hercynium · · Score: 1

    Blip-Verts! Beamed directly into your head, just like in the 80's sci-fi TV series. Somehow, this makes me wonder if Max Headroom is only 20 minutes into the future...

    /I wonder when the ads will start killing people at random

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    I'm done with sigs. Sigs are lame.
  125. Tech? by mattr · · Score: 1

    Not having read TFA I can only guess. I've seen parabolic sound reflectors (kinda large) that operate from say a few stories away but 7 is a bit much I think. However I am aware of a technology that came out of MIT Media Lab several years ago and was initially aimed at museum displays, which IIRC used superimposed ultrasonic beams that resulted in audible sound in a given spot (and probably dogs going nuts).

  126. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by mstahl · · Score: 1

    I made a comment earlier about the constitutionality of banning these things on the grounds that the first amendment doesn't give you the right to a captive audience. I was hoping there'd be a lawyer/law student/someone who knows more about law than me posting who can confirm or deny this notion.

    The real sad part of this is that, honestly, you wouldn't think regulation would be necessary, just like a law shouldn't be necessary to keep people from walking down the street punching strangers in the face. The idea of beaming advertising directly into people's heads is beyond the edges of common human decency and shows a complete lack of respect for people, their privacy, and the sanctity of an individual's mind. It's sad.

  127. All your privacy are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adrian, Adrian Girlfriend Sarah and I went to Olive Garden for lunch Saturday.

    I remembered an article from Wired Magazine a few years ago where a technology was pioneered that could trap sound within the confines of laser beams, creating a sort of sound tunnel. The idea was that a sound wave could be directed to a human ear and no one else would be able to hear it. So, the article explained, something like a vending machine could call out to specific passersby with a personalized message, without broadcasting the tailored message to unintended listeners.

    Dont ask me why I remembered it at that particular momentstuff just pops up.

    I started talking about how something like that would be an amazing marketing tool, and, just like in Minority Report, a store could use an automated system to welcome a patron with a specific greeting.

    Sarah wasnt enthused. I hate when people try to sell me things, she said. I think thered be a lot of people whod resist it.

    I wasnt so sure. I tried to argue that the beginnings of this sort of invasive approach were already here, with spam and bulk mailings, and that the evolution of this micro-macro approach to broadcastingwhere messages tailored to the individual could be sent out by the millions to greater effect, would eventually follow.

    Yeah, but spam can be deleted easily. People arent going to like stores being pushy, Adrian said.

    But merchants could tailor recommendations based on your likes and dislikes. Theyd know what you might want, I said.

    People like their personal space. I dont think youll see that sort of thing happen any time soon.

    We went on for a bit. Personally, I agreed with them. I thought it was sort of scary how invasive businesses might become, given the right approaches and technology.

    However, if this country is going to stick with this capitalism thing, ever-increasing invasions of privacy to reach patrons with merchandise is inevitable.

    Already stores like Kroger and Safeway use individual cards that offer discounts. What people dont realize is that these cards track what you buy, when you buy it, and match it with your personal information to create a consumer profile. When this information is entered into a large database, merchants can tweak their business to maximize profit, tweaking supply and demand based on regional preference.

    Its commonplace. But why stop with just a profile that tells bulk mailers what to send you in the mail?

    Why not use technology like the new Visa swipe card? Instead of scanning in a debit or credit card when paying for merchandise, a user just passes the card over a sensor strip. Bing! Done.

    Why not put chips into those cards that can be read by store scanners when they enter the building? Poof, the store knows youre there. The store knows what youve purchased, and what you might be in the market for. A personalized message is played on a screen, telling you that we have some new khakis that will go with that sweater you bought last week.

    I, as a businessman, no longer need to rely on unmotivated teens to push my product. Hell, I dont even need the teens. Automatic check-out stations and a security guard will do away with snooty mall teen workers.

    Moreover, I could create a sort of preference profile for each user. A customer could interact with my business on my web site. I could do something like assign a color to that user, based on his or her basic set of consumer preferences (likes tweed or certain colors, for example). Then, as that card enters my store, a series of LEDs light up, highlighting the product that I think that customer might like, based on his or her past purchases (or what I want the customer to like, but that gets in the true origin of cool doesnt it?). Those highlights, coupled with my personalized greeting, allows me to intimately connect with my customer, providing a relationship where the customer gets recommendations to make him or her look better, in exchange for store loyalty.

    Hell, I

  128. Re:Of course it's not invading your privacy by Gyga · · Score: 1

    There are already noise laws. And how the hell can advertisements be compared to living people? No one suffers if you don't allow ads. What I hate is that these aren't visible. This kid knows to avoid crowds and large speakers. These things are basically invisible from street view.

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    I don't preview or spellcheck.
  129. Free will by smeggysmegs · · Score: 1

    The danger with this advertising is its extreme invasion of privacy, to the point that it subverts individual free will in how people have no choice but to hear it. In other advertising forms, people can ignore it or not look at it, largely because it's not so close or invasive to them as to be imposing. In the case of a person coming up to people and trying to market a product, they can always turn the person away. With holosonic advertising, there is no way to avoid it and no way for people to instate their choice of privacy against it.

  130. Not a Problem by thepainter · · Score: 1

    The reason they don't use a loud speaker isn't because they're concerned with annoying the general public in the area. It's because they don't want a ticket from the local 5-O for violating a city noise ordinance.

    So, if the beam could be measured with decibel meter and found to exceed the limit, problem solved. If not, then just wait a month for a new city ordinance to be passed once the advertising becomes prevalent in your area.

    Of course, if and what specific restrictions are implemented will vary between municipalities. The inevitable whining from the ad companies about 1st Amendment issues will come. Then they can take it to federal court, spend lots of money, and lose. And lose they will.
  131. Oblig futurama by jason777 · · Score: 0

    LEELA: Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?
    FRY: Well, sure, but not in sonic advertising. Only on TV and radio... and in magazines... and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in sonic advertising, no sirree.

  132. Ban It by TheSlashaway · · Score: 1

    This is a really bad technology if used without permission of the listener. What about the effect on babies and young children? Has this been tested before subjecting everyone to it? I can choose not to read a billboard but this is terrible. Plus the brainwashing, propaganda that this could be used for is mind numbing.

  133. To end this stupid campaign.. avoid the location! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    We czn easily put an end to this nonsense. When halosonic addvertising is near a location near you, boycott the location! Avoid it at all costs. The businesses located there would sue whoever is using it for advertising it and eventually it will removed.

  134. Re:The real problem-corporations by notrelevant · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid you are wrong as to corporations and free speech. Legally (IANAL) corporations ARE people and enjoy pretty much all the same rights as individuals. They also have less of the drawbacks such as possible imprisonment or certain death (eventually). Even if a corp. were to declare bankruptcy, they are most often bought by another corp. and so live on. I contend that a change in the laws to revoke this "personhood" is what is needed to end many of the abuses inflicted by corporations on the public (i.e. REAL people). Check out [http://reclaimdemocracy.org/personhood/]. In another vein, the fact that in many cases governments (and their representatives) are immune from lawsuits is also a problem. Imagine how much excessive police violence would be reduced if the individual officer was liable to a personal lawsuit. How much would toxic pollution be reduced if the corporate officer who ordered it or the bureaucrat who approved it were personally liable.

  135. Attack! by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Someone writes "boycott the location"; hell, no. Look around, find where it's coming from, go into the building, find the perp, and break the damn thing over their head.

    *Then* call the cops, and charge *them* with assault, and you acted in self-defense.

                mark

  136. Warning signs by Chuffpole · · Score: 0

    If this caught on I reckon a fair few of us would take chalk (or a spray can) with us and mark out the problem areas as and when we found them - to warn others where NOT to stand to avoid such intrusive devices.

    It sounds like it's enough to scare people as badly as creeping up to them and shouting "boo!" - so a few lawsuits after heart attacks should hopefully take care of it.

  137. Vandalism Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I ever hear on of these ear-dildoes directed at me, I don't care what errand I am on. I will stop, find the fucking thing, and destroy it. Even if I have to scale a nearby building. Then maybe ship the wreckage back to the manufacturer, in a box filled with faeces, as a statement.

  138. George Saunders' "My Flamboyant Grandson" by figa · · Score: 1

    Saunders' second story in In Persuasion Nation does a good job imagining what New York will be like when advertisers fully have their way with the city.

  139. New Apple advert? by Geminii · · Score: 1
    iPod earphones, now with advertising blocking!

    I can see this technology being easily made bannable or at least highly restricted, if the range is good and people start using it on public figures and influential individuals.

    The worst-case scenario is that the technology becomes illegal for anyone except approved corporations to use, which means the politicians and executives don't have to experience it any more but the rest of us get bombarded every day.

  140. Right to free speech is not the right to be heard by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    The First Amendment does not apply to these things any more than it would protect a kidnapper who gives the excuse "I just wanted to talk to her." You cannot legally force others to listen to you. If you want me to listen to what you say, you must say something that is interesting to me. Advertising might not cut it. Tough luck.

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    All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..