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  1. Re:I am from India. on Microsoft Spends $9 Billion On Research, Focuses On Cloud · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS should set that up in Dharamsala, up in the cloudy mountains. I can just imagine the synergy with Tibetan monks humming away.

  2. It's a hedge on Microsoft Spends $9 Billion On Research, Focuses On Cloud · · Score: 1

    A prudent move, since "cloud" would turn the Windows/Office business model upside down.

  3. Dude! on Toyota Black Box Data Is More Closed Than Others' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Japanese are protecting our privacy!!! What are you, thick?!

    Hehehe.

  4. Re:The lesson here is... on Charles Nesson Ruled Jointly Liable To Pay RIAA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah. See how Obama turned out.

    What?

  5. Re:Microsoft is... on IO Data Licenses Microsoft's "Linux Patents" · · Score: 1

    Or, they didn't pay anything at all. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually got paid by MS, or at least got favorable patent cross licensing agreements for nominal sums.

  6. Re:I might have had something to say but... on North Korea's Own OS, Red Star · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link.

    It's fascinating... You know, if this OS somehow contributes in any way to open up that country a bit, maybe nominating Linus, the kernel devs, and FSF for Nobel Peace Prize might not be the most preposterous thing in the world. Actually, not at all, compared to some recent recipients...

  7. Re:Bah... on Scientists Discover Booze That Won't Give You a Hangover · · Score: 1

    Well.... I did read about douchebags that stick e pills up their ass... Guess it gets rid of the nasty lingering bitter taste at least...

  8. MS, Ubuntu, all the same marketing flak on Matt Asay Answers Your Questions About Ubuntu and Canonical · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Note the answers to quality question. Instead of answering (yeah, nah, whatever), this guy spews the same gross bullshit you hear from nameless corporations everywhere.

    Did they chose the right guy here?

  9. Re:My fool-proof no-hangover method on Scientists Discover Booze That Won't Give You a Hangover · · Score: 1

    Don't need any of the pussy nonsense if you drink anti-socially.

  10. Mental masturbation on The Role of Human Culture In Natural Selection · · Score: 1

    nt

  11. Re:VLIW on AMD, Intel, and NVIDIA Over the Next 10 Years · · Score: 1

    Let's see... do I remember reading about this back in the 80s as the next generation CPU architecture? In Byte magazine, I think it was...

  12. Re:Anecdote on Design and Evaluation of Central Control Room Operations · · Score: 1

    It's been a long time, but, what I remember is that the pumping made it feel like trying to stop with brakes pushed only halfway...

  13. Anecdote on Design and Evaluation of Central Control Room Operations · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My one and only car crash, due to my fault, is due to ABS. It was my first ABS car and I tried to pump the brake, and failed to stop before hitting the other car.

    It was a minor fender bender, never mind any injury, but it burned it into my skull: slam the brake.

  14. Re:Prediction on US Government Begins Largest IT Consolidation in History · · Score: 1

    Hey, beltway bandits have families to feed and boat payments to make, like everyone else.

  15. Slashvertisement on Google Go Capturing Developer Interest · · Score: 1

    That is all.

  16. Re:its because the olympics are over on The LHC Is Back Online · · Score: 1

    I knew we shoulda nuked that thing from the orbit.

  17. Big mistake on The LHC Is Back Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should have Toyota design this thing. It'd be super reliable, and when it isn't, it'd accelerate like a motherfucker, and that would be a good thing, right.

  18. Re:isn't the memorial already in the public domain on Court Rules Photo of Memorial Violates Copyright · · Score: 1

    What Ghostworks is trying to say is that IPs are crap.

  19. Um, yeah on Schooling Microsoft On Random Browser Selection · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft was so grateful, because Microsoft cares.

  20. Oh No! on Delta Rocket Crashes In Mongolia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This just might bring forth the Ghingis Khan II.

    Ain't that how the Ghingis Khan Classic came about?

  21. Re: Will the Serial Console Ever Die? on Will the Serial Console Ever Die? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, they filter dust in my desktop machines.

  22. Re:A Little Help Please on A New Wi-Fi Exploit, Limited But Clever · · Score: 1

    Tough being a slav...

  23. Useless on Major Electronics Vendors Accused of Price Fixing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why don't they go after telecom and cable? I know of nobody complaining about dvd players.

  24. Re:Too much time on their hands on Triumph of the Cyborg Composer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Fuck Urlich. Metalica ain't half what it was after Burton the Basslord passed away.

  25. Re:Too much time on their hands on Triumph of the Cyborg Composer · · Score: 1

    Weeeell, you (not you, but musicians/producers) would have to do better than the formulaic shit that computers can do just as well, eh?!

    Besides, we still pay extra to see live performance anyways.