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  1. Separation on What Should Be In a Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Strict separation of state from goatse terror regime.

    Or did the frist post already address that?

  2. McMaster responds... on Craigslist Fires Back Over Adult Services Accusations · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Ok, sorry, slimeballs."

  3. Re:BeOS on Quebec Plate on Maddog's New Hampshire "Unix" Plate Turns 20 · · Score: 1

    That's obscene.

  4. Re:future bias on Radiation-Resistant Plants Could Be Used In Space · · Score: 1

    "How do you sleep at night?"

    Last night was ok - don't remember much, really. I look forward to doing it again sometime in the future. Should I worry?

  5. Re:Huh? on Senate Sources Say CTO Confirmation a Done Deal · · Score: 1

    Some people like to pour down cheese on spaghetti. Maybe the guy's a cheese-loving sort of Canadian.

  6. Re:Huh? on Senate Sources Say CTO Confirmation a Done Deal · · Score: 1

    It's like that other story here about "News dilemma." We get what we pay for.

  7. Re:Lack of sleep IS dangerous on The Dangers of Being Really, Really Tired · · Score: 1

    Pretty close, though, huh? Anyway, I like my breakdown better.

  8. Re:Lack of sleep IS dangerous on The Dangers of Being Really, Really Tired · · Score: 1

    Yep. Let me break it down for you:

    "ka" - death
    "ro" - too much
    "shi" - work, borrowed from the English word "shit"

  9. Re:To me it looks like FTD... on Usenet Group Sues Dutch RIAA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, all bets off now that somebody mentioned alt.binaries.erotica.slashdot

  10. Re:Handbag Music on Danger Mouse Releases Blank CD-R To Spite EMI · · Score: 1

    Wrong dope makes all the difference.

    Can't stand the goofy dancing antiques, but the tunes still play our brains. Must be permanent brain damage. SO tells me "can't believe we get nostalgic with disco..."

  11. Re:I'm buying two. on Danger Mouse Releases Blank CD-R To Spite EMI · · Score: 1

    "Retirement, here I come!"

    Take me with you.

  12. Re:Think twice on Hosting a Highly Inflammatory Document? · · Score: 1

    This ain't funny! It's god-damn INSIGHTFUL!!!

  13. Ten dollar tent on US Military Looks For Massive Spam Solution · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they don't shoot $10M cruiser missile to take out $10 tent housing Packard Bell botnet control center.

  14. Re:Morons on Measuring the User For CPU Frequency Scaling · · Score: 1

    Man, would you lay off Apple people?!

  15. Morons on Measuring the User For CPU Frequency Scaling · · Score: 1

    Time to burn some karma points.

    Tell me one advantage this knucklehead idea possesses over having a simple slider/dial to adjust processor speed.

  16. Re:Too specific on Google Unveils Search Options and Google Squared · · Score: 1

    See, that's why you've got to mix it up with non-porn sites. Ding-ding-ding, use your brain.

  17. Standard remedy lacking on Minor Damage Found On Space Shuttle · · Score: 1

    Too bad duct tape is not so good with heat.

  18. Re:Hilarious on Have Sockets Run Their Course? · · Score: 1

    "REM Old programmers don't die. They just GOSUB without RETURN."

    Or their stack overflowed.

  19. Re:Not Exactly for Taking a Photo on Man Arrested For Taking Photo of Open ATM · · Score: 1

    Being a smart ass is not illegal, jackass. See? :-)

  20. Re:it's a crime on French Assembly Adopts 3-Strikes Bill · · Score: 1

    But how many times?

  21. Re:Sarkozy on French Assembly Adopts 3-Strikes Bill · · Score: 4, Funny

    To whose death?

  22. Re:Still the cheaper option? on Spirit Stuck In Soft Soil On Mars · · Score: 1

    New, old, they all cost less than a thousandth of Goldmand Sach's bailout (GSB).

  23. Like slashdot on The "Dangers" of Free · · Score: 1

    I have here on slashdot with a box to check off, to disable ad, for my "contributions". Yeah, like, I haven't seen an ad here since when, I don't remember.

    But how is that related to the story? I am not sure - mention of "business model" seem to turn off my brain.

  24. Myopia on Emailaholics Reveal Their Habits · · Score: 1

    Another case of "if you only have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

  25. Re:Portable phones too. on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Yep, and microwave ovens muck it up, too.