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  1. Re:Only 4 displays, sticking to AMD. on NVIDIA Launches Maxwell-Based GeForce GTX 980 and GeForce GTX 970 GPUs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know what you mean. I don't want to play games but am looking to carry sacks of grain through the Andes, and these cards lack the qualities of a trusty burro.

  2. Re:"CipherShed" on TrueCrypt Gets a New Life, New Name · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're obviously using my HorribleNameGenerator library. I'm proud to have contributed to so many FOSS projects.

  3. Re:Wrong type of machine for Dremel on Dremel Releases 3D Printer · · Score: 2

    Frankly, I would have expected Dremel to come out with a small desktop CNC, not a 3D printer.

    I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if the WD-40 company had created a product to make things stick together.

  4. Re:There is no "almost impossible" on Apple's "Warrant Canary" Has Died · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tighten a loose bolt! I can always use a good wrench.
    It's five dollars well spent, in my opinion.

  5. So far, so good on Indian Mars Mission Has Completed 95% of Its Journey Without a Hitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish them the best of luck, but the headline reminds me of the joke about the optimist falling from a building...

  6. Mod JMS up on Link Between Salt and High Blood Pressure 'Overstated' · · Score: 2

    Bring me more of these... Salted. I work better with salt.
    Did you know that in the 20th century they actually thought that salt was bad for you?
    Listen to the animals I say. The lion will sit down with the lamb to share the salt lick.
    Good enough for them, good enough for me.

    Max Eilerson, Crusade, 1999

  7. Re:If true, it should be changed. on Satoshi Nakamoto's Email Address Compromised · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Ancient of Numbers" is my new title, thanks.

  8. Sigh. on AMD Releases New Tonga GPU, Lowers 8-core CPU To $229 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This GPU has nearly identical performance to the R9 280 that came before it

    Which had nearly identical performance to the 7950 that came before it. Which came out nearly three years ago.

    Meanwhile, this says it all about the CPU. Sure, the AMD might save you $100 over the (faster) Intel, but you'll pay that back on a beefier PSU and cooler and electricity bills to support the beast.

    What happened, AMD? I loved you back in the Athlon64 era...

  9. Re:Reasonably, how long would a solar eclipse last on Exomoon Detection Technique Could Greatly Expand Potential Habitable Systems · · Score: 1

    Probably between one and several hours. Half the moon might have an extra long night every month, but the planet would retain enough heat that it shouldn't threaten the biosphere.

    Well, except for the hordes of flying monsters thirsty for blood that emerge every eclipse...

  10. Re:On come on now Edward on Snowden: NSA Working On Autonomous Cyberwarfare Bot · · Score: 1

    It is according to the 9th amendment, which gives the people the right to claim the Constitution says anything they want it to say.

  11. Re:Huh... on Solid State Drives Break the 50 Cents Per GiB Barrier, OCZ ARC 100 Launched · · Score: 4, Informative

    OCZ's storage division was bought by Toshiba, who now sells Toshiba drives under the OCZ brand.

    Not sure what the thinking was on that one.

  12. Re:The problem with American Embargos on Russia Cracks Down On Public Wi-Fi; Oracle Blocks Java Downloads In Russia · · Score: 1

    He has someone for that now.

  13. Re:typed that backward. Fingers don't believe me. on Skype Reverses Decision To Drop OS X 10.5 Support, Retires Windows Phone 7 App · · Score: 2

    "Why are we encouraging people to buy new Macs? We should be forcing our own users to upgrade, not theirs."
    — Satya Nadella, Internal Memo, 7 August 2014

  14. Re:Nonsense on China Bans iPad, MacBook Pro, Other Apple Products For Government Use · · Score: 1

    Don't forget CEILINGCAT.

  15. Re:100km on Perlan II Project Aims To Fly a Glider To the Edge of Space · · Score: 1

    (...and I apparently have Tony the Tiger's spellchecker, since it completely missed that typo.)

  16. Re:100km on Perlan II Project Aims To Fly a Glider To the Edge of Space · · Score: 2

    I'll give them this one, considering one of the purposes of this project is to prove the feasability of extraterrrestrial flight in atmospheres as thin as that of Mars.

  17. Re:Very original on Grad Student Rigs Cheap Alternative To $1,000 Air Purifiers In Smoggy China · · Score: 5, Funny

    He managed to attach a square filter to a round duct; that's NASA-level ingenuity right there.

  18. Re:What the hell? on Grad Student Rigs Cheap Alternative To $1,000 Air Purifiers In Smoggy China · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Almost all air purifiers are nothing more than a fan blowing through a filter. Thanks to fans and filters being commodity items, there are many retail HEPA air purifiers on sale for close to this guy's price. The article is little more than a cherry picking fallacy.

    Next up: Man rigs cheap alternative to $500 Denon patch cable.

  19. Re: where's the money?! on Vint Cerf on Why Programmers Don't Join the ACM · · Score: 1

    The android anthropologists then went back to university and learned traits which benefit the survival of the group do not necessarily benefit the survival of the individual.

  20. Re:saw a movie sorta about this on Student Uses Oculus Rift and Kinect To Create Body Swap Illusion · · Score: 1

    Not that I can blame you, but I guess you've all blocked this from your memories.

  21. Re:Be ready for a lot of frustration on Ask Slashdot: Where Can I Find Resources On Programming For Palm OS 5? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Palm had one thing going for it, at least in the early days: excellent battery life. With no wireless, no background serivces, and no traditional backlight, battery life was measured in days—or weeks—or months!

    While they don't hold a candle to modern devices in every other respect, I loved being able to tap away at the thing forever without ever worrying about finding a charger. And the EL backlight was pretty darn cool (though it made you really hate dimly lit rooms)...

  22. Why? on Ask Slashdot: Where Can I Find Resources On Programming For Palm OS 5? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's hideously slow and limited by today's standards, the standards are horribly out of date (802.11b anyone?) the ten year old battery is surely shot, and the platform is dead, dead, dead.

    If you're looking for a cheap hackable device, get a no-frills Android tablet. If you're looking to get into mobile development, get any decent smartphone.

    Still, if you really want to work on that old Palm, you should still be able to find the Garnet OS Development Suite.

  23. Re:Get used to this... on The Misleading Fliers Comcast Used To Kill Off a Local Internet Competitor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Making wildly exaggerated claims always has been legal. Imagine if it were otherwise: you'd have to arrest whole advertising companies, and political parties, and organized religions, and the people who send me forwarded emails...

    ...

    ...What? Oh, sorry, I guess I kind of drifted off there.

  24. Re:Google maps please? on Satellite Images Show Russians Shelling Ukraine · · Score: 1

    Right here, it's a bit confusing because the maps in the article are turned ~90 degrees.

  25. It's the OS, silly on Do Apple and Google Sabotage Older Phones? What the Graphs Don't Show · · Score: 2

    As the author points out, each phone release is accompanied by a major OS release. With a major software release comes bugs, as well as a raft of CPU-eating new features to play with, so it makes perfect sense that there would be a spike in complaints about performance and a host of other issues. No conspiracy necessary.