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  1. The finding on Google Looking To Define a Healthy Human · · Score: 5, Funny

    The baseline healthy person is of mixed race, has 1.93 arms and 2.1 children, and is a hermaphrodite.

  2. Re:So ... on Black Holes Not Black After All, Theorize Physicists · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chicken. It looks like chicken.

  3. So, the problem with first-person shooters is that you're running or crouching or jumping in the game but not in the real world

    Yeah, we know you're just trying to sell these.

  4. Re:Black hole? on Sony Forgets To Pay For Domain, Hilarity Ensues · · Score: 2

    Because something that has to be done every year gets done every year, like taxes.

    Something that has to be done every 10+ years is a lot more likely to get lost and forgotten. Sure, you could set a reminder...but where? Staff get replaced, calendars get replaced, software gets replaced, computers get replaced, offices get cleared out, and the people who trained the current employees weren't even around themselves the last time it needed to be done.

    It's like the hundred year $DISASTER, which kills hundreds and causes billions in damage simply because it's so rare. If it happened every year, damages would paradoxically go down because building codes would improve and the public would be better prepared.

  5. Re:Say what? on SpaceX Wins FAA Permission To Build a Spaceport In Texas · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are required by law to deport illegal aliens to their point of origin.

    Further information on this subject is classified.

  6. Re:Brain ZAP! on Consciousness On-Off Switch Discovered Deep In Brain · · Score: 2

    The problem with dystopian theories like this is bullets are cheap. If you've subjugated the public to the point that you can force expensive brain surgery on them, why bother? Just shoot the people you don't like.

    Besides, there's a huge market for non-lethal weapons; if this works on everyone and incapacitates rapidly, government labs and defense contractors will be tripping over themselves to reproduce this effect through external stimulus. No surgery necessary. Woo...

    ...and, of course, the end result is police and militaries doing whatever the hell they please with the excuse that their phasers were set to stun.

  7. Re:A ban on swearing in books, plays, and films? on Russia Moves From Summer Time To Standard Time · · Score: 1

    Fortunately for you Slashdot isn't a book, play, or film. (Although I'm probably skirting the edges with Google's Operafier plugin.)

  8. Re:Not money on California Legalizes Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    What's amusing is that because they have the word "coin" in their name, people automatically consider coins money. But they're not money. They're just tradeable metal discs. If they had called them Nickelplates or Copperounds, no one would think of them as money, and they would have gone nowhere.

    *dons white beret*

    Guess what! Everything is arbitrary! And it's wonderful! You can buy a house with colored pieces of paper or wear a beaver tail or race steam-powered airships or conduct a symphony underwater. The world we know is nothing but the sum of a billion crazy ideas, and the greatest people in history are the ones who made it a slightly weirder place...Or not! Who knows?

  9. Re:the NSA already thought of this. on Protesters Launch a 135-Foot Blimp Over the NSA's Utah Data Center · · Score: 1

    Bluffdale Utah has a population of approximately 8000 residents who could at any time have seen the blimp, but the location of the site is so far to the outskirts of the city as to make it pointless.

    If only someone had invented a tele-seeing apparatus— then people from all over the world could witness and converse about their protest.

    Alas, such a thing does not exist, so no one even knows it happened.

    Pity.

  10. Re:Biofurs: the next generation of furry fandom on Fixing Faulty Genes On the Cheap · · Score: 1

    It would just become a political mess; Biofur would get mired in a war between the sweatshop garment workers' union and the hoover lobby.

  11. Re:"Almost" works? on Google Demos Modular Phone That (Almost) Actually Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    A phone that can get to the dialer to make a phone call would be "working"

    And this is why QA hates devs.

  12. Re:Plus bonus.... on A Physicist Says He Can Tornado-Proof the Midwest With 1,000-Foot Walls · · Score: 1

    ONCE AND FOR ALL!

  13. Re:What B&N needs on Barnes & Noble To Spin Off Nook Media, Will Take It Public · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whew! For a second there I thought you were going to say "M".

  14. Re:One disturbing bit: on Supreme Court Rules Against Aereo Streaming Service · · Score: 1

    And SCOTUS 2: Justices In Time was a pretty good movie.

  15. Re:Oh well, Jeff on FAA Bans Delivering Packages With Drones · · Score: 1

    Or, as the late Tom Clancy proposed, Boxes From God.

  16. Re:"Inciting" on The Simultaneous Rise and Decline of Battlefield · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, but we can't incentivize the use of 'incentivizing'.

  17. Re:Funny ... on China Starts Outsourcing From ... the US · · Score: 1

    Well, the rich have always benefited the most from business, and will most certainly continue to do so.

    But corporate serfdom is a result of a lack of labor opportunities, from the mining towns and workhouses of the 1800s to sweatshops and factories in third world countries today. So I'll turn your idea on it's head: A world where labor pools can court business from all over the world is far better than one where workers are beholden to the local oligarchs.

  18. Re:Funny ... on China Starts Outsourcing From ... the US · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More like "dropped on average a few percent in real purchasing power from its peak a couple decades ago".

    Considering how many of the world's problems are caused, enabled, or exacerbated by abject poverty, it seems a small price for bringing a couple billion people in the BRICS nations out of it.

    Unless you're one of those who think you were born deserving more than everyone else in the world.

  19. Re:Reckless on EFF To Unveil Open Wireless Router For Open Wireless Movement · · Score: 0

    Yes, and in the 'real' world anyone can break into your home, take your stuff, rape you, kill you, and eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

    So forgive me for staying in the fictional 'legal' world; I'm not quite ready to throw away all of civilization whenever it happens to inconvenience me.

  20. Re:Did they say HOW to run it? on Research Project Pays People To Download, Run Executables · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about a buck?

    1. Create script to register Amazon Turk account and spin up EC2 instance for an hour
    2. while (true) { run_script(); }
    3. Profit!

  21. Enforcement? on Wikipedia Forcing Editors To Disclose If They're Paid · · Score: 2

    Also, criminals are asked to kindly inform local law enforcement before committing their next crime.

  22. Re:And hippies will protest it on "Super Bananas" May Save Millions of Lives In Africa · · Score: 1

    Well, they obviously aren't moving their legs fast enough.

  23. Been wanting one for a long time. on Amazon's 3D Smartphone As a (Useful) Gimmick · · Score: 5, Funny

    I keep cutting my fingers on my 2D smartphone. And it sucks when I lay it down on a flat surface.

  24. Re:poorly on How Tim Cook Is Filling Steve Jobs's Shoes · · Score: 2

    IE 6, 7, and 8 were universally hated disasters.

    Fixed: typo

  25. Hooray for the private sector, I guess on Russian RD-180 Embargo Could Boost American Rocket Industry · · Score: 1

    Corporations — Less pissy than governments, since 1347.