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  1. Re:Apple Computer, "Piles", and Unix inflexibility on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 3, Funny
    An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overature and not think of The Lone Ranger.
    What if I think of Spike Jones???
  2. Re:The reason I like printed matterial on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 2
    I can take it with me to the loo where I can read it at leisure.
    And then, you can also recycle it...
  3. Re:Paperless PHB on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 2

    Hey! Where I work, everybody does their timesheets on Excel, then e-mail them to the receptionist, who prints them, and keys them into a **HUGE** **MORONICALLY DONE** filemaker database. It is so much of a pain in the ass to maintain that soon, I`m gonna code a web-based PHP+SQL timesheet program on my own frigging` time.

  4. Re:Paperless PHB on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 2
    Reminds me of that ch1x0r we have here, at the office. She would need to trace (with Autocad!!!) a picture she finds on a web page. So she prints out the web page, then scans the paper, then imports the BMP into Autocad.

    Since I showed her how to save a webpage picture (right-click, save image as...), she practically worships me. Too bad she`s a dog.

  5. Re:drafts on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 2
    Draft copies are the biggest reason there will never be a paperless office. If you have a 15 page draft and distribute it to 20 people for comments, trying to organize and incorporate the comments is damn near impossible.
    Not if you use NNTP. What you describe is being done zillions of times daily on USENET...
  6. Re:The next generation portable, PAPER! on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 2
    Bits are really lightweight and you can fit an unbelievably large number of them into a very tiny space.
    You can also hurl them around at the speed of light.
  7. Re:The next generation portable, PAPER! on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: 2
    Paper is about the most reliable form of interoffice communication there is. You can take it with you anywhere, you can read it anytime you want. It's lightweight, and neatly folds up into a smaller space.
    You can`t grep dead trees.

    (Actually, that`s a misnomer. Bond paper is actually mostly made out of old rags).

  8. Re:I'm not a thief. I'm a customer! on Ebert, Gillmor on the Music Industry · · Score: 2
    I walked out of a CD store because of similar "strip search" policy.
    Right on! Each time I`m asked to leave my stuff in the counter, I just say no. If they insist, I ask why.

    Inevitably they say it`s `store policy`. I counter with `Well, if you assume I`m gonna steal from you, I guess I don`t deal with people who assume I`m gonna rip`em off. Since you don`t trust me, why should I trust you?`. All very loudly, of course.

    And then I finish off with `What would you say if the Tax Department would aks you to give them all the money you make every day, and they`ll give you back what was not owed in taxes, just to make sure you don`t cheat on your taxes?`. They look pretty stupid. But, again, they`re not used to have their customers criticize them...

  9. Re:Money on Ebert, Gillmor on the Music Industry · · Score: 2
    Money makes the world go round
    No, angular momentum makes the world go round!
    Indeed; the world (heck, the universe!) was going round fine zillions of years before money was invented...
  10. What's interesting... on MS: Use the Source, Luke! · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... is that comment after the second paragraph of the article:
    (MSNBC is a Microsoft-NBC joint venture.)
  11. Re:200? No Problem. on Review of pressplay and RealOne · · Score: 2
    It was supposed to be a Soviet fashon show - a stocky older woman walked up and down a catwalk wearing the same overalls while a Russian-accented announcer said "Is Eveningwear"
    Yeah, I remember that one. For the beach wear, the "model" had a beach ball, and for the evening wear, she had a flashlight...
  12. Obviously... on Deep Algorithms? · · Score: 2
    ... 42!!!

    That's what deep thought was all about, no?

  13. Re:About Apple's Policy on Apple Cuts Off Under-18 Darwin Developer · · Score: 2
    I'm currently 13 years old and am an active part of the Mozilla project.
    ...
    Also, and perhaps more importantly, how do the child labor laws which were created to protect kids from being chained to looms for hours making rugs or soccer balls apply today in the real world.
    When you'll be 30 years old, you'll understand why.

    You're 13. Enjoy your childhood; don't try to act like an adult, 'cause when you'll finally be an adult, you'll awfully regret having skipped over your childhood.

    Trust my experience.

  14. Re:The 18 thing is strange.. on Apple Cuts Off Under-18 Darwin Developer · · Score: 2
    It just doesn't make sense that an uneducated 18 year old has more rights in society than a very well educated 17 year old.
    Allright. What part of All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. don't you understand????

    That very argument was used by pinochet (remember the CIA puppet in Chile?) to justify his fascist regime.

  15. Re:What about EULAs? on Apple Cuts Off Under-18 Darwin Developer · · Score: 2
    I am a lawyer, but what I'm about to say is not legal advice. I would need to look at specific statutes and case law to come up with a specific answer -- this is just off the top of my head.
    Is that legal " #include <stdio.h> " ?????
  16. Re:What about EULAs? on Apple Cuts Off Under-18 Darwin Developer · · Score: 2
    Not bound to fine print eh.. does that mean he could do whatever he wanted with purchased software, ignoring EULAs since he's not bound?! perfect! reverse engineering and hacking for everybody!
    So, then, why was that norvegian kid hauled in jail because of DeCSS????
  17. Can't really blame them... on NASA Still Trying to Verify Anti-Gravity Claims · · Score: 1, Troll

    ... 'cuz, if I'd see my monopoly on space flights threatened, I guess, I'd try to, er, "innovate", and, why not, "embrace & extend"...

  18. Harvey Mudd??? on Simpsons Guide to Math · · Score: 2

    Mudd, as in Mudd's Women???

  19. Re:Start like writing started: Oral Tradition on Beginning Project Documentation? · · Score: 2
    Start by the way writing started: Transforming the oral tradition to print. That is, "How do you do X? What happens when Y goes wrong? What's the quirks in the Z process?". It's very much like interviews or oral history - having someone talk with the Engineers, and put down what they say.
    Looks like a job for NNTP. Hmmm. I guess I'll try setting up a NNTP server where I work, just for that...
  20. But... on Alleged eBay Hacker Goofs up and Goes to Jail · · Score: 2

    ... who's Bubba, anyway????

  21. Re:Imagine the court reporter on Alleged eBay Hacker Goofs up and Goes to Jail · · Score: 2
    Can you imagine the court reporter, trying to type out the 'leet-speak?
    "1 0wn j00, y0 h0noR!!! m3 w1ll h4x0r joo and l3gAl 5y5t3mz!!!"
    Actually, stenotype machines used by court reporters, solely work phonetically, and by using a reduced character set; the net output looks quite like hax0r except that there are only letters...
  22. Oh great. on First 802.11 Wireless Movie Theater? · · Score: 1
    Now, after the Noisy candy unwrappers , Loud pop-corn chewers , we'll have the Loud laptop keyboarders and the Loud mouse clickers to ruin your moviegoing experience.

    Not to mention those annoying "Robotz" system beeps.

  23. Re:This is frustrating on NaN Closes Shop, The End of Blender? · · Score: 2

    Here are the same files, closer than Poland.

  24. Hmmm, lemme guess... on Next Windows to Have New Filesystem · · Score: 1, Troll

    ... Embrace-and-extend?

    E3fs? Reiserfs?

  25. Re:Instead of Sci-Fi on Server Naming Conventions? · · Score: 4, Funny
    and do you call the win2k box uranus?
    Don't you know? The International Astronomical Union just renamed Uranus, because it was tired of the enless jokes about that.

    It is now named Urectum.